#mefi

[revnren]

birthday boy

[thefemvoid]

Master List:

Ikemen Prince;

Luke:

Rhodolite Rumors;Luke Randolph (Luke Randolph x GN!Reader)

Prompt(ig): You find Luke napping in the yard/garden area of the palace; keep in mind that I am unsure if the yard is a clearing part of the garden, in the back.

Nokto:

Rhodolite Rumors;Nokto Klein (Nokto Klein x GN!Reader)

Prompt(kinda): You are studying for an upcoming test Sariel is letting you have time to prepare for when Clavis enters to do whatever he did(nothing probably) Around midnight Clavis leaves the library just as Nokto is entering.

Leon:

Rhodolite Rumors;Leon Dompteur (Leon Dompteurx GN!Reader)

Prompt(kinda): You're basically taken to be talked to, and then casually bring up Leons fanclubs to him during bedtime.

Bot for Rhodolite Rumors Leon: https://character.ai/chat/-9i-dgSCBMV_b1PYGRlPNr-qyQ6zKejPwIX1C2OO3D4

Court of Darkness;

(coming eventually)...

Twisted Wonderland;

(coming eventually)...

OHSHC;

(coming eventually)...

One Piece;

(coming eventually)...

Nightmare Harem;

(coming eventually)...

[nayialovecat]

Something cute has arrived!

OMG! He's so cute! But from the beginning...

At first I wasn't sure if I would buy him. He caught my eye, Ursa liked him too, but I wasn't sure if I wanted him for sure, so I just took a picture of the author's Facebook link to contact her if I wish.

Then we went to have dinner on the floor with the restaurants and I thought about everything. I like to have time to think about a decision. So I decided. And I went back for him.

We've arrived home and it was time…

...for Helob to find out he's a daddy!

Not very happy, as my child said X"D

But, whatever, he's HIS son for sure! And he won't let anyone hurt him! (Especially Mefis, who immediately expressed interest in the new interesting thing...)

They're so cute together!

And then mom arrived… (Ursa says it's mom and I have to admit there's a certain resemblance)

And since we ordered the second spider from this lady, my child immediately said mom was pregnant :)

Big happy family of totally common spiders!

On his shelf again. So cute together!

And if someone wants to ask - the framed picture of the chocolate spider is a gift I got for Gift Day from my proofreader Ozi!

[oswaldsleftbicep]

Hi!

I just saw that you have 0 requests, so imma give you one:)

How do you think would the boys insta profiles look like? Like their posts oder their stories..

You can show it with pictures like you did at that other request.. if it is easier for you;) Greetings

the boys and their insta profiles!

the way i ran to pinterest as soon as i read this ask-

i decided to go with instagram since that's the social platform i use most, also i have officially decided that the brothers' last name is morningstar lol

all images found on pinterest!

genre: other

cw: mature themes in ricardo's, language

❧ he's basically a social media influencer

❧ he posts about the places he travels to and the shenanigans he gets up to with his friends

❧ on his stories he'll post his friends' content, little updates, and any memes he finds funny

❧ he'll also boost any social movements/local efforts, uses his platform for good

❧ wanted to make a dark academia aesthetic page but that was too much effort

❧ also thought about doing a book review page, but that was also too much work

❧ ended up getting a lot of attention from lucia's fans who comment on his posts thinking it'll get lucia's attention?? so levy has the word "lucia" banned from his comments lmao

❧ his stories are full of historical content, and he absolutely follows a "this day in history" type page

❧ most people think his page is some sort of arg, cryptic mystery

❧ his followers have tried to reverse image search his post, thinking it's ai or from a video game, but it's completely original and taken by mefy

❧ where is this place? why did he take it? why does the caption only say "time is running out"? why is he verified??

❧ added to the mystery is the fact that the year on the post is years before instagram was launched mefy hacked the app to do that, he just likes fucking with people

❧ had kurt help him set up his account lol

❧ all of his captions are complete sentences, it's very old man of him

❧ posts mainly about nature and his garden, and he'll show off anything that kurt makes him

❧ on his story he'll post inspirational quotes

❧ only has this account to keep an eye on lucia and kurt

❧ he also follows levy, mefy, and oswald

❧ mefy doesn't follow him back

❧ doesn't intend to post anything ever, he just doesn't see the point

❧ goes live a lot to do readings and horoscopes once a week

❧ keeps his regular posts to a minimum, but posts a lot on his story about space, nature, and astrology

❧ lowkey the only reason why he's got so many followers is because lucia beefs about him a lot on his page

❧ now there's a whole team lucia vs team mikael feud going on in their mini fandom

❧ lemme hear you say thirst traps!!

❧ the only reason he's so famous is because he's hot and an asshole

❧ every now and then he'll post his gun and if it gets taken down within a week, he'll let a random follower choose his next tattoo

❧ he's technically also a social media influencer, but for all the wrong reasons

❧ the link in his bio leads to his other socials, paypal/venmo, and an only fans

❧ ricardo lowkey talked him into getting an account so he can cyberbully him

❧ doesn't know what he's doing; looked up "profile pictures" and picked the first one he found amusing

❧ same thing with his singular post, and the caption is simply "this is funny"

❧ his followers are mikael, ricardo, oswald, and lucas, whom he follows all back as well as a cat meme page

❧ another influencer who got famous for his pretty boy aesthetic and howl pendragon vibes

❧ none of his followers know his location, and they cannot for the life of them figure it out; it's similar to mefy's page where all his posts are completely original, but nobody knows where they were taken

❧ also uses his platform for good, and the link in his bio leads to a bunch of activism resources and articles

❧ this is his main page, just a bunch of middle school shenanigans

❧ has a spam account that's really popular at his school; it's basically a school meme page with regular memes sprinkled in

❧ he also secretly runs his school's shoot your shot page

❧ complaints about his job on his story but always forgets that kaim follows him lmao

[corpiote]

I got slapped in the face by the reminder of the existence of nightmare harem

[wytchia]

i always wonder what would NH boys react to their lovers having a very close boy best friend. would they be jealous or what.

Interesting ask ! I kept the friends' pronouns gender neutral !

NIGHTMARE HAREM

THEIR S/O HAVING A VERY CLOSE FRIEND

𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕚𝕒

A bit annoyed at how close you are to your friend, not exactly at you, but he never had that type of bond with someone and it confuses him

Lowkey believes your friend has feelings for you, but he won't say a thing at first

But if he sees you two talking, he might put his arm around you just to make things clear

He's just a bit jealous

Your friend is unfazed

I'm going to be honest, this might cause an arguement between you two.

Well not exactly cause the arguement, but he will definitely bring it up during it.

You have to remind him that you're dating him and not your friend.

And that you're friend is like a sibling to you since you two pratically grew up together. Nothing else.

That will snap him out of his jealousy and he will probably be embarassed of not being more mature about his own insecurities

It'll take him a few weeks, but he will slowly warm up to your friend

Frow then on, he treats your best friend as HIS best friend.

Yes you're clearly third-wheeling their bromance at one point

𝕃𝕖𝕧𝕪

Doesn't like it.

He won't tell you anything because he's too closed off to try to talk about his feelings

And he's lowkey nervous that you will realise you found someone better.

He feels the same jealousy that he feels about Lucia when they get compared

Absolutely hates it. He feels like he's replaceable and it stings.

He wants to be your best friend too

If you talk about your friend, he will get snappy and eventually he will try to avoid the topic altogether

And then avoids you

He doesn't know how to process his own feelings and does what he does best : pushing people away.

You will have to corner him and ask what's wrong and he will probably break down right there

At first, he sounds angry, but as he starts to tear up you can clearly see that it's not that.

He's not upset about your friend being close to you or anything

He's just feeling like he's living again all the moments where he was compared to his older brother and seen as a place holder for him

You will need to calm him down and reassure him that it's not the case

After that, he will become somewhat friendly with your friend, but he won't seek their contact either. He's just not a very social person

And he learns to open up more about his feelings to you

𝕄𝕖𝕗𝕪

Doesn't really care nor mind it at first.

So what if you have a friend? As long as they aren't as annoying as his brothers it's fine.

The start of the problem comes from your friend.

Let's be honest, your friend probably don't trust him AT ALL and he can feel it when they talk to him

He knows it's a deserved feeling, but he's still annoyed by them anyway.

He probably makes condescending remarks to them when they bring up any of their doubts or suspicions about him.

Mefy will probably try to manipulate you into ditching your friend or into taking his side about the oncurring arguement.

Of course, knowing very well his tactics by now, you see right through him and it quickly escalates into an arguement.

He tries to play innocent and you will have to bring some sense into his head

He probably started to revert back to his old personality and once he realises he goes quiet in a blink.

It will take him time to form his words correctly and then he will give you an apology

He won't start to be nice to your friend after that, but you can see that the jabs he says to them are no longer mean-spirited and instead simply teasing or playful

𝕂𝕒𝕚𝕞

Probably the most mature out of all the characters.

He's happy that you have someone to rely on and doesn't mind one bit that you two have such a close relationship

Kaim isn't a fan of strangers, but for you he would love to meet your friend

If he enjoys their presence he will simply tell you that you have a nice friend

If he finds them rude or doesn't enjoy spending time with them, he will tell you that he would rather spend alone time with you next time.

He's really upfront about his opinion of your friend, but will never try to persuade you to stop hanging out with them or even insult them

If they make you happy, then it's not his business

Of course, if he ever wishes to spend more alone time with you or has doubts about your friend's potential feelings for you, he will be direct but tactful about it

He won't make any assumptions, but if he has questions he won't hesitate to ask them

Overall, he's pretty chill about it and if there's any issues he won't hide them.

𝕆𝕤𝕨𝕒𝕝𝕕

Biggest sweetheart ever.

He's happy that you have such a close friend to rely on!

He's a bit envious as he doesn't have any close friends due to his reaper disease

But even so, he won't ever try to destroy your friendship with your best friend

Unlike some people

If you get into a fight with your friend, he tries to meditate things and have you two make up

He doesn't want to see you upset

I feel like he might feel akward around your friend since he has very low self-confidence

But he's still very glad that you love him enough to make him meet other people in your life!!!

If your friend looks like they don't like him, he might beat himself up for it

Please reassure him

𝕄𝕚𝕜𝕒𝕖𝕝

He doesn't like your friend

He doesn't like anybody

At first, he's annoyed to have to "share" your attention and he might huff or even make snappy remarks about your friend in their back

He would also make sarcastic comments at them in their face once they meet

He just doesn't like people, can you really blame him

If you argue about his comportement, he will simply dismiss you and call you dramatic

He might even grow some suspicions about you cheating on him with your friend

He tries to dismiss the idea, but it's still there

What if you realise that there's better than him on the market?

And in the heat of the arguement he might even throw those accusations at your face

Even if he knows you would never want to hurt him

It doesn't end well and you leave the room to avoid pursuing the arguement

He will come later to apologise to you and explain himself

You two will have a serious talk about his accusations and boundaries

while he will not apologise to your friend, he will make efforts to sound less rude when talking to them

Doesn't seek them out though and would rather spend alone them with you than being around them

But if you're happy, he will make an effort.

ℝ𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕠

Do I really need to elaborate?

If you played his route, you KNOW it doesn't go well at all the moment he will learn about your friend's existence

He's jealous and possessive

To such a large extent that it's almost toxic

He's already jealous enough when Noel and you hang out together, but now...

He doesn't even know your friend.

Absolutely loathes them and has to restrain himself from insulting them each time you talk about them

He's convinced your friend is trying to take you away

He ends up blowing up and screaming, accusing your friend of trying to get in your pants when you ask him why he's so snappy

It really doesn't go well.

Noel and Mikael have to come see what is happening because of how loud the both of you are.

You end up going to sleep in your old room while he stays there, staring blankly at the wall with Noel staring at him

Inception

At first he's convinced he's right and that you're just being naive

why else would your friend and you be so close?

It takes him days to think over the situation and analyse where it went wrong. He will even ask Noel for his opinion

Noel just looks so done with his life

When he realises how over the top his reaction was and how you seemed to avoid him at all costs...He goes to your room and apologises

It's up to you if you decide to accept his apology

If you do, you two will have to work a lot on mutual trust and healthy communication

He will be on edge, scared to lose you again

If you make him meet your friend, he will wrap his arm around your waist and hover quietly around you.

But he will play nice since they seem to make you happy

ℕ𝕠𝕖𝕝

Jealous.

Not because he thinks you're cheating on him or that your friend is secretly in love with you.

No, because he feels like he doesn't sees you as much as usually when you go see your friend.

He doesn't know how to explain how he's feeling, so he will stay quiet. But you can see that something is bothering him.

If he meets your friend before you have the chance to prod him, he will glare at them and stay around you.

It becomes painfully obvious what was the issue when you see his comportement around your friend.

You will have to ask him to explain how he's feeling and why

It'll be hard and he will search his words, but once he does, he firmly states his problem.

Please reassure him, Noel has big abandonment issues and he would break if you were to leave him.

He will understand that his actions were not ok when you explain to him that you did not like his comportement and he will apologise for making you upset

He will probably take some herbs to give your friend next time he sees them as an apology gift

𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕤

He's not jealous, not angry...

He's sad but happy for you

His heart can't decide if he's happy that you are happy as well

Or if he's sad that he feels like you finally found someone better suited for you

He doesn't think he deserves you and if he feels like you might be better off with your friend, he might try to subtly get the two of you together.

So romantic

When you notice this, it hits you in the face like a truck and it stings

You will have to knock some sense into him and tell him how stupid he is

You are dating HIM. You love HIM. Not your friend.

It will take some time for him to really believe that you love HIM instead of anyone else.

He will apologise and try his hardest to change his self-loathing mindset.

Once you make him meet your friend, he feels a bit out of place, but...

He sees you smile and having fun with both him and your friend

and his heart melts

He truly does love you and for once, he will allow himself to be selfish and keep you arouung him.

[captain-kraken]

OC Smash or Pass

Thank you @writernopal for tagging me over here!

Rules: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc)

No pressure tag for @bardicbeetle @outpost51 @afoolandathief and anyone else who wants to do it!

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I'm gonna do Rujav because I'm curious to see if anyone will actually choose smash XD

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Rujav Kontemo

Quick Facts

Height: 8 ft 5

Gender: Cis Male

Pronouns: He/Him

Sexuality: Gay

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Pros

powerful in both name and actual powers

LOVES being told what to do in bed. your pleasure = his pleasure.

will buy you anything you ask for. you'll never want for anything with him.

surprisingly loyal and will do anything he can to protect you.

will melt at any compliment that you give him

will destroy anyone who hurts you.

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Cons

unable to handle extreme emotions (both his own and other peoples), especially crying. don't cry on him.

very hard to break down his walls.

accidentally creates a lot of snow (literally)

very bad at parenting

refuses to deal with his past trauma surrounding his father

legally cannot acknowledge your relationship in public

needs to be reassured about his appearance a LOT. he's not coping well with aging.

[incorrectmmr]

When I replayed Lucia’s route in 2022, I noticed that Mefy told Lucia that his maid suddenly quit.

Lucia’s exact dialogue is “Mefy’s servant suddenly quit.” and “Right. This morning Mefy spotted a note from his servant saying that they were quitting.”

But no one ACTUALLY saw them leave…

So did she find out about his plans and he needed to discard her secretly or…?

[uraandri]

why is pelivan closed i wanted to treat myself ice cream

[grison-in-space]

golly, I am being wordy today.

Via Metafilter:

Someone on MeFi tagged me in and asked me to chime in in my capacity as a rodent person, so here were my thoughts and observations:

First thought, looking at that video: that is no house mouse. Not only is the head wrong--too narrow at the back, eyes are a bit big--but that very clear countershading is not something you generally see on wild house mice. So what kind of mouse is it? If this was in the US, I would assume it was a Peromyscus (deer mouse) species, which often gleefully invade our homes, but do they have Peromyscus in Wales? In North America, this is relevant because deer mouse species often have very elaborated burrowing and pair bonding systems, and this looks like nesting behavior off the top of my head. What sort of mouse is this? The Woodland UK Trust suggests that this is probably a wood (or field) mouse: Apodemus sylvaticus. (There are glorious big photos there which can help you see what I mean.) Okay, I don't know that much about Apodemus spp. behavior, so what do we know about their nesting behavior? Well, I chased a couple of false leads, then circled back to find out what is notable about wood mice, which is that they are known to not only navigate by the use of landmarks, but to organize their environments to place small objects around their environments in order to make navigation and orienting themselves across their large territories more effectively! So this mouse is probably irritably putting things back in place as an aid to its own memory of where everything is and where it can most effectively pilfer snacks, nest locations, or other useful mouse items within its environment. That is, the mouse wants a tidy shed for exactly the same reasons a human might want a tidy shed: so it can find things it's looking for when it wants to! Wood mice, by the way, are human commensals and quite common in Europe and the British Isles, so this is in no way a refutation of the idea that this behavior might have influenced human folklore and ideas about house spirits or similar. Certainly wood mice, like any mouse, are unlikely to turn up a bowl of milk if there's one put out for it--although neither are house cats, which would certainly prey on them.

rather delighted, so I'm sharing this more widely over here.

[stavrosskundromichalis]

Eoabelisaurus mefi and friend won’t say no to a free meal in Early Jurassic Argentina

[thefemvoid]

Introduction-Hello!

Hello, my name is Quinn I use They/She pronouns, I have a terrible sleep schedule and like to write for myself and others. I am a student so I am pretty occupied with my neglected work load.

This blog will be used for fan art and fan fiction because why not? I will also definitely add other things but for now probably just those.

~~~~~

I will do fanfiction for :

Ikemen Prince

Court of Darkness

Twisted Wonderland

Ouran High School Host Club

One Piece

Nightmare Harem

~~~~~

I can do fluff, probably angst, and smut.

I can't do gross stuff like noncon, incest,....(I'll add more, I can think rn)

Master List

That's it, see ya later.

[oswaldsleftbicep]

Hey,how are you? I know that you're not very atm but i saw that you had 0 asks so I thought I'd leave one here for when you come back :)

I'd like to know your headcanons about them boys in a human high school, since we already got the college hcs

anyways, take ur time and i hope you will feel better <3

the boys as high schoolers

omg this was so fun to think about lol also you're so sweet :,) i am doing a lot better, just trying to push myself back into getting my life back together again

genre: crack, unintentional angst

cw: american high school, language, mention of sex

Lucia

❧ deffo in the popular crowd, the one with the preppy boys and girls who are also all involved in a sport, throughout all four years of high school

❧ he gave off the vibes that he would be kinda stuck up and would laugh at you behind your back, but he was actually one of the nice ones, albeit just a tad bit insensitive

❧ played a sport, maybe something like lacrosse or basketball, and was the captain of his team in his last year of high school. he'd also been on the team since he was a freshman, spiking his popularity immensely

❧ his favorite class was probably chemistry, because of the experiments, or gym, because it was easy

❧ his language arts teacher loathed him because he just could not understand any of the books they assigned. he would always take things too literally or say "it's not that deep, bro" to the teacher's face lmao

❧ he and his friends would sit to the side of the class, never up front but not quite in the very back, and this mf would always be making some kind of noise, either tapping his pencil or running his mouth-- at least he was kinda funny

❧ he was on grade level for most of his classes, except for being in honors sciences beginning his second year. he managed to graduate with a 3.1 gpa!!

❧ went to all the dances and formals, and he won prom king his senior year, although the girl he went with wasn't even nominated for prom queen awkward

❧ he honestly had one of the biggest glow ups, but like personality wise. when he was a freshman he was obnoxious and running through the halls and bothering people with rude jokes, but then he got diagnosed with adhd, got meds, and learned a bunch of coping strategies that calmed him down and made him a better student and friend

❧ picked on levy in the halls every chance he took, and if it weren't for the teachers, he would've picked on him some more in the classes they shared. he would've done the same with mefy, but his youngest brother always seemed to evade him somehow

❧ had a petty rivalry with mikael, and was pretty good friends with ricardo in that they always got into shenanigans together

Levy

❧ straight-a student and valedictorian the year he graduated :,) you bet your ass lucia was cheering so loud for him during his speech

❧ volunteered in the school library all four years, but especially so in his senior year when he had a bunch of free periods. anytime he had free time or it was study hall, he'd go to the library

❧ valued comfort in terms of his outfits but he also wanted to look put together, so he'd always be in a sweater or nice shirt with dark jeans or casual dress pants

❧ had a small group of friends that consisted of people he'd have multiple classes with or was in clubs with, but he also spent a decent amount of time with mefy and kaim

❧ speaking of clubs, he was in the book club all four years of high school as well as participating in the debate club. he was also in several honors societies and acted as a peer tutor, and you bet he was decorated as hell during graduation

❧ wanted so bad for his school to have an equestrian team, which they didn't because what kind of school has that, so he joined a local team instead, which got a few snobby popular kids to tease him for being "a horse girl"

❧ he liked all of his classes, although is favorites were history and english; his least favorite was gym, hands down. he would always be doing the bare minimum and coming up with excuses to get out of the more intense sports

❧ didn't go to any of the typical high school events like dances or games because he thought he was above all that, but he was really just too anxious

❧ he played an instrument in his first year of high school, something he carried over from middle school, but he just got too busy for it and it was no longer a priority. he either played viola or some shit like the oboe

❧ his teachers at the start of every year would see his last name and get filled with dread like "oh no not another one" but they then visibly relaxed when they realized he wasn't anything like lucia

❧ was in a lot of above grade level classes, which eventually led him to be in the same class as lucia a few times. levy thought it was so embarrassing and tried to sit as far away from lucia and his friends as possible. lucia has tried to get levy to do his homework before lol

Mefy

❧ he was an enigma to like ninety five percent of the school; he barely associated with anyone, always stuck to himself, wouldn't linger in one place for very long, and no one could find him during free time

❧ this unfortunately led him to be labeled as the "school shooter kid," which never bothered him but his brothers would be livid at hearing anyone call their baby brother that awful thing

❧ he had like two close friends and spent a lot of time with levy, and he was also close with the psychology/sociology teacher, whom he would eat lunch with every day for his last two years of high school. he liked that they never seemed to mind his deep, somewhat worrying questions about life and the human psyche

❧ his first year he stuck with levy in the cafeteria for lunch, then his second year he'd steal lucia's student id to eat outside in the senior courtyard

❧ he was a brilliant student, but he hardly ever participated in class and didn't put in more effort than he needed to which lowkey brought his grades lower than they could have been. his phych/soc teacher was the only one who noticed this and talked to him about it, which earned them his respect

❧ his favorite classes were psychology, sociology, and computer science, in that order. he was okay with the other classes, but refused to take any that would draw attention to himself, like theater or music

❧ he faked a doctors note that got him out of gym and levy was so salty about it. so all he ended up doing for that semester was walking laps lmao

❧ he joined the debate club with levy, but solely for the purpose of arguing with people and being able to get under their skin and gaslight them without serious repercussion. the advisor for the club knew what was up but genuinely did not care enough to stop him

❧ for his foreign language credit, he probably took something less popular like german or latin, and he'll just be saying shit in that language to lucia while levy snickers in the background

❧ he came up with the senior prank for his class and everyone loved it and immediately had a change of heart for him like, "man maybe this kid wasn't so bad." the prank ended up being a little too much for the principal, who demanded to know whose idea it was, but nobody snitched

❧ ...which made him feel just a little bit bad for hacking the school's grade system and changing everyone's grades to a d it got fixed don't worry

Oswald

❧ the american football coach tried so hard to get him on the team, but oswald didn't trust himself to go through with it because of his anger issues. he also didn't know if he could keep his grades up enough to stay on the team

❧ also kind of a loner, but in that he didn't really have anyone who he was close with at all. he hung out with noel the most, and lucia and kaim every so often, but for the most part he walked the halls alone

❧ he was a part time babysitter all four years of high school, and all four years he worked for kurt's family, and he brought that kid to watch every football game the school had

❧ he was a below average student, graduated with a 2.8 and had to retake algebra 1 his freshman year. he had to get a tutor for pretty much every general subject, especially for language arts his handwriting and essay skills are atrocious

❧ the one subject he never had to get help in though was science. earth and space, biology, chemistry, somehow even physics he always excelled in. physics was a bit of a struggle for him because of how much math is in it, but at the time kurt really wanted to be an astronaut and oswald was willing to learn physics to help him achieve that goal

❧ by the time oswald graduated, kurt no longer wanted to be an astronaut :,) rip

❧ he found out about the votech program and enrolled his junior year. he joined the agriculture one and fell in love with it, setting up an easy career path for him to go on as soon as he graduated

❧ he joined the environmental club starting his second year and managed to convince the principal to start a student garden! oswald spent pretty much all of his free time taking care of the garden, making sure it was watered and weeded

❧ he was so close to being able to join the science national honors society, but his gpa was just under the minimum requirement :(

❧ which meant that he didn't have any chords or anything during graduation which is nothing to be ashamed of, but he was kinda hard on himself about the snhs thing, so little eight year old kurt made him an honor chord by messily finger crocheting a row of chain stitches out of neon green yarn :,)

❧ he wore it with pride and anyone who'd ask about it would swoon at the answer, "my kid brother made it for me"

❧ he was low-key a heart throb in his school, but solely for his tall, dark, and handsome appearance. anyone who tried to ask him out or confess immediately found out that he's kinda clueless and not at all the bad boy they thought he was lmao

Kaim

❧ he was absolutely that mf who wore a suit to school every day. he'd go "casual" on friday by wearing a cashmere sweater and some dress pants

❧ his mom is friends with the brothers' mom, so he was close with all of them growing up but more so because his mom told him to "look out for them," knowing he was the only one out of all of them who had any real sense

❧ he was lowkey the therapist friend but on a more crisis intervention scale than a "do u need to vent" scale. he called lucia out several times for his shenanigans, kept mefy from becoming a bully, and talked oswald down from a lot of near spirals

❧ his favorite class was consistently language arts and he could write one persuasive ass essay, which helped him a lot in history, too. his least favorite class he had to take was computer science; no matter what he did, he just could not get his code to work and it nearly cost him his flawless gpa lmao

❧ speaking of gpa, he maintained honor roll throughout the entirety of high school, and graduated with a 4.0. he was above grade level in all his classes but refused to take ap classes, claiming they were a waste of time and money they are

❧ he favored his electives a lot more than his general classes. he low-key thrived in home economics, and the teacher convinced him to take the culinary class starting his junior year and got him enrolled in the field experience for culinary arts in his senior year

❧ he absolutely was an orchestra kid and had been playing the cello since fourth grade, earning him first chair by the time he was a junior. he also played the piano and helped out with school musicals and talent shows by playing the piano for songs if it required live music

❧ he earned a decent amount of chords for graduation: honors society for language arts, culinary club, orchestra, honor roll. he now uses them to tie his curtains back lmao

❧ everyone low-key dreaded being partnered up with him for projects, only because he's such a perfectionist and would make damn sure everyone did their part of the project and did it correctly

❧ absolute teacher's pet though, all of them loved how diligent and intelligent he was, making him the high school version of a teacher's assistant

❧ my school didn't have this, but he would absolutely have been hall monitor. he was, however, almost elected student body president despite not running, his class just nominated him lol

❧ much to his dismay, he was elected vice president of the student body and was put in charge of organizing student events. planning prom almost gave him grey hairs at the ripe age of seventeen

Mikael

❧ he didn't really fit in with a particular crowd, so i guess you could call him a wallflower in that sense? he was kinda a loner, but didn't give off the typical "loner" vibes

❧ very quiet, always got his work done on time, and always did his work exceptionally well, which made him a straight-a student as well

❧ he very well could have been the top of his class, but his lack of participation in class discussions and such knocked his grades down slightly. he always preferred to work alone, hated presentations, and never elaborated his verbal responses

❧ the one exception to him working alone was if noel was in his class; he knew that noel would be reliable and would just want to get the assignment over, and he wouldn't talk his ear off

❧ some of his teachers understood that he just wasn't comfortable and made an exception or didn't deduct points because they saw how eloquent his written responses were, but there's always those few teachers that just don't care lol

❧ he graduated with a 3.9 unweighted gpa, and he took several honors and even a few ap classes on top of being in science national honors society and national art honor society twin; he's a smart cookie

❧ his favorite classes were astronomy and art, he loathed gym and, despite him being good at math, he just could not understand geometry. he chose latin as his world language, although i could also see him taking greek if his school offered it

❧ he took ap psychology and ap world history, amongst a few others, and the exams annihilated him; he would have been elated to get a 3, but was beyond shocked when he saw he got a 4 on all of them

❧ his immense knowledge about the christian religion and the bible impressed the school's christian athlete leader did y'all's school have one of those?? and she tried to recruit him thinking he'd be perfect for the group, but he looked at her with the most perplexed look ever and responded, "i'm neither christian nor an athlete, why are you asking me this??"

❧ she got super embarrassed and refused to look at him when he took her sat prep class the next semester lmao

❧ he ate his lunch consistently in the atrium for the first three years of high school, and then in the senior courtyard next to the little fountain his last year, always alone though

❧ he was in choir for the first year of high school, something he'd done since elementary school, but he quit after seeing how petty everyone was to each other

❧ he'd hated lucia since he met him in the third grade, and on graduation day, mikael told lucia that he was genuinely surprised to see him graduate lmao

Ricardo

❧ definitely a student athlete, his first year was spent in basketball and his last three years were in american football, and he definitely got benched a few times

❧ he actually almost got kicked off the team in his sophomore year for bringing a fucking knife to school-- at least he was smart enough to not bring his gun

❧ he's a decently smart guy, but he just didn't put in the effort for his classes-- he did just enough to stay on his team. he was practically on a first name basis with his guidance counselor from how many visits they'd have between his grades and since the knife incident

❧ that being said, his grades never saw above a 3.0, in fact he averaged about a 2.6 all of high school. he also didn't bother to take the sat because he genuinely didn't think he'd go to college until the last semester of his senior year when he got a surprise scholarship for his athleticism

❧ his favorite class was gym, he always made sure to take a physical education class once a year. he also secretly really enjoyed the home economics class he put off until his last semester of senior year. the teacher was this older lady, and they grew pretty close and he'd even eat lunch with her, spending his free period and study hall in her classroom under the excuse that he needed more help on a certain topic. he gave her his jersey at the end of the year and she made sure to get a photo with him on graduation day :,)

❧ definitely infamous in his school for being a massive flirt and has definitely hooked up with several cheerleaders. it's funny cuz he always scoffed at what you learn in health class about sti's and safe sex, until he caught mono from someone in the theater class lmao

❧ i'm sorry but he was low-key very disrespectful to his teachers, at least for the first half of high school. like he'd roll his eyes at them, leave a mess, be on his phone all of class

❧ he was also a pain to be partnered up with for a project; if you got stuck with him, you bet your ass you'd be doing all the work. anything he said he'd do would be half assed, and you better hope you had a teacher who didn't grade collectively

❧ the academic classes he'd pay the most attention to were history and government, especially in terms of war periods and diplomacy. he lowkey loved playing devil's advocate in these classes which pissed off everyone else lmao

❧ his freshman year he was definitely the kid who wore those god awful graffiti-style backpacks with a speaker inside them, blasting the worst trash rap you ever heard

❧ another thing that almost got him kicked off the team, he got caught bullying a freshman in his junior year. he had to have a meeting with the kid's parents and apologize formally to the kid, and he got a semester's worth of detention and suspended from his sport for a month

❧ he shaped up a lot after that, and he ended up becoming one of the team's star players, definitely not the mvp or the captain, but he was valued for being a machine on the field, pure manpower and determination

❧ was pretty close friends with lucia, and although they drifted apart in their junior year a bit, they got close again come senior year and talked about going to the same college together after ricardo found out about his scholarship

❧ brought an air horn to the graduation ceremony and almost didn't get to walk the stage lmao

Noel

❧ won the superlative for being the quietest in his class lol; it got to the point where his teachers wouldn't cold call him for discussions knowing they'd get one word responses that wouldn't contribute anything at all

❧ he was always seen alone, or with either mikael or oswald, never anyone else. with mikael, they'd just eat together every once in a while, or they'd work on a project together. with oswald, they were just the oddest duo to see: a behemoth of a man and a small guy with a killer resting bitch face

❧ he really enjoyed biology as a class and elected to take anatomy, but promptly dropped it when he learned what they'd be dissecting. instead, he switched to forensic science and had a little too much fun making his crime scene diorama

❧ this poor kid could barely make it through his math classes. he had to be tutored in math all through high school and oswald became his study buddy aw

❧ the same thing applied with his language arts class: he just kept falling behind, his written grammar skills were awful, as was his handwriting. between this and the fact that he hardly spoke, his teacher just assumed that he didn't speak the school's primary language and had the bright idea of putting him in an "x for speakers of other languages" class lmaoo

❧ he was evaluated and it turned out that he, in fact, could understand the primary language, he's just very silent and is bad at grammar. so, he was moved again to a lower language arts class

❧ he didn't particularly hate any of his classes, he just knew he had to suck it up and do them. he'd try his hardest, sure, but sometimes he'd just do the minimum effort required if he really wasn't feeling it

❧ he joined the environmental club with oswald and helped him with the gardens. he also tried out the culinary club, but upon promptly burning his first dish to ashes, determined that maybe it wasn't for him lol

❧ so aside from the environmental club and tutoring, he didn't really have any extracurriculars. he was very much a "i'm here to learn and go home" type of guy

❧ he graduated with a 2.8 gpa, and hated the grad cap lmao he absolutely wore his casual clothes under his gown, which he took off almost immediately after the ceremony was over

Lucas

❧ very well known through the whole school, he was regarded as a heartthrob and resident pretty boy, but for some reason he didn't seem to have very many friends, and no one really seemed to know much about him

❧ he was as active as possible in school life; he joined the yearbook committee in his first year and started taking journalism classes in his junior year, he also one of the only ones to pay attention to student board elections

❧ he was very big on the arts classes that his school offered, especially photography, which in turn helped out a lot for the yearbook. he also took a ceramics class, and the art teachers loved him so much that they gave him his own senior studio space in his sophomore year

❧ he actually did really well in all of his classes, he's a quick learner and had a phenomenal memory. the one thing he sucked at was note taking. so when he took a history class that required cornell notes?? bye, that was the lowest grade he's ever gotten

❧ mans was the king of extracurriculars, on top of the yearbook committee he was in the gsa and best buddies, and he scored national art honors society

❧ he hung around a different friend group every day, so he knew everyone's beef all the time, which easily made him the most powerful man in the school in a way. he never used it for bad, but it would give him topic ideas for the school newspaper

❧ failed the pacer test so bad in his freshman year that half the people in his class that had crushes on him got the ick and stopped lmao

❧ he tried doing theater in his sophomore year, but everyone was so in each other's business that he stopped after that one year; he landed a spot in the musical though and killed it

❧ the psychology/sociology and language arts teachers always got a kick talking to him because of the odd shit that comes out of this guys mouth; he'd pose the most thought provoking and lowkey existential questions about the content material that had the teachers on a tangent for the rest of class. his classmates would either love him or hate him for this, grateful to have an easy rest of class or freaking out at the question too

❧ he graduated with a 3.6 gpa, and he had several chords from his extracurriculars. he didn't really want to wear them, not finding them important or that big of a deal, but his art teachers convinced him that he worked hard for them

❧ the yearbooks all four years of his high school career were the best the school had seen that their sales went up. after he graduated, they dipped in quality and the yearbook committee advisor was so sad lol

[thesobsister]

Welp, today I learned on MeFi about the existence of some…unusual dolls in the late '50s and early '60s:

Little Miss No-Name

Poor, Pitiful Pearl

Susie Sad Eyes

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I mean, I remember the daily siren tests back then and the generalized existential angst regarding impending nuclear exchanges with the Russians, but yikes, this is some grim stuff.

Susie and the tragically anonymous one look like Keane Kids made flesh.

Bonus: Here's the 1965 ad for Little Miss No-Name:

[tiffcore]

You're eating me up....

she's so

[wytchia]

If NH boys have a youtube channel. What kind of content would they do, and how many subscribers do you think they have? And what kind of silly drama they might involve in? Anyway, have a nice day/night xD

This has to be one of my favorites asks so far, thank you for giving me this opportunity to absolutely TRASH those boys.

Disclaimer: This post contains mentions of IRL shipping for the characters(Basically their followers ship them with other people.) and mentions of potential grooming on Ricardo's part (Because it's Ricardo).

I do not condemn in any shape or form grooming or IRL ships. Those scenarios are only made as my own interpretations of a potential reality and are not meant to encourage any of those things. See them as a way to denounce it.

NIGHTMARE HAREM

IF THEY HAD YOUTUBE CHANNELS

𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕚𝕒 probably has one of those channels where he does stupid challenges. It started off as a blurry video of him filming Mikael and their homeroom teacher arguing when they were younger (while you could clearly hear him giggling in the background) and it slowly became a channel of pranks and challenges to do to others. Fans became super involved in it and Mikael was a very common occurences in the videos. People started to speculate on their relationship and probably started shipping them. When they stopped talking, everyone was super upset and even though there was never an official statement, people still try to have them reconciliate. Mikael's followers love to come insult Lucia in his comments.

𝕃𝕖𝕧𝕪 he definitely has a channel about history or war strategies. He's absolutely passionate about it, but he doesn't have a lot of followers. His channel is very niche and the few fans he has are very loyal and are just as passionate about the subject than him. He loves his channel so much and is very proud of his content.Lucia probably leaked informations about him being his younger brother in one of his videos and his fans FLOODED Levy's usually calm comment's section. Levy was livid and probably flamed and trashed Lucia in a comment under one of Lucia's prank videos which started a drama between the two communauties. He probably was criticised for being too "rude" to his fans and followers by other people on the internet, but none of his actual followers take offense at it since they know he's simply very akward. Lucia definitely had to make a video to calm down his fans since they had started to harass Levy online.

𝕄𝕖𝕗𝕪 has probably two different channels. One of them is him making inspirationnal messages to his followers and the other is him spreading gossip and destroying people's reputations in their back. Of course the second channel is totally anonym and nobody knows it's him. He totally leaked Lucia's adress to Mikael's fan to see chaos unfold. Unfortunately for him, this means he's now forced to see trolls on his front lawn. That's what happen when you dox your own brother! A small community on reddit is actually ver suspicious of him and they have a bunch of conspiracy theories about his first channel. People probably tried to find out who was the creator of his second channel but they were all doxed before they could find out who it is...Strange. He's the prime initiator of most online dramas. For example, he was the one who started the Lucia×Mikael shipping war and the Oswald hate train.

𝕂𝕒𝕚𝕞 clearly has a channel to teach home economics to people. I refuse to believe he doesn't have one. He's probably the father figure of thousands of teenagers or young adults who were never thought how to cook or do their laundry properly. There is two type of people who follow him: the people who are struggling to do their dinner and need a tutorial and/or the people who cannot fall asleep at 3 am and watch his videos because they're satisfying to look at...And also because of his deep soft voice. He probably answer some questions in his comments section when people ask nicely. He never shows his face in his videos because he's a very private person and doesn't want to show his face to strangers.

𝕆𝕤𝕨𝕒𝕝𝕕 probably has a channel about gardening. Just like Levy's, his community is very niche. However unlike Levy, Oswald is always very kind and gentle with his followers and takes the time everyday to answer the most comments possible. He will sometimes makes appearances in Kaim's or Kurt's videos and will often talk about them in his own. Oswald doesn't show much of his face, but he doesn't mind showing it to his followers, he considers them his friends. I feel like he is bond to be involved in an internet drama, not because of how he acts or what he does, but because he has the reaper disease and as we know, people in nightmare are full of prejudices against demons affected by it. So yes, I think once some people discover his channel and recognise his face, they start to spread hate about him and basically try to cancel him. This makes him probably even more famous online (not for the good reasons though) and he probably has to go on a hiatus because his mental health is worsening. Redditors might even start conspiracy theories about him(Mefy and Ricardo had a blast with that.)...It all goes for the worse until Lucia and Kaim intervene and people calm down. When he goes back online, his follower count has tripled and his comments are closely monitored by Kaim.

𝕂𝕦𝕣𝕥 would have a channel dedicated only to his bird and his daily life.If you played Levy's route you know which bird I am talking about. It probably started off as a very bad edit of all the baby pics of his bird that he posted on youtube. There were maybe 2 likes on his video and they were from Kaim and Oswald. Both of the men will comment on every single one of his videos just to encourage him. When Lucia learns about Kurt's channel, he will absolutely ask his followers to go check it out and soon enough Kurt now has a few hundreds of followers!! He's not regular at all and usually answer most of his comments with emojis, but his fans are there just to see him smile and be happy. It's like the internet all agreed to protect him and cherish him. His account is secretely monitored by Kaim and every single person who says a bad thing about him is blocked + reported. If he needs to, he will use Lucia's name just to get the plateform to ban any hater.

𝕄𝕚𝕜𝕒𝕖𝕝 he probably had a small channel of his own but never posted anything when he was studying at the academy with Lucia. He somehow gained hundreds of followers just by being featured in the other boy's videos. He absolutely hated when Lucia's fans would ship Lucia and him together and it got to the point where he might have started to avoid his best friend... Then, as they grew up, they got into a fight and stopped talking to each other. Mikael started to post some videos about hair care routine and other random stuff and it got the attention of Lucia's fanbase, who started to harass him on a daily basis just to know why he wasn't in Lucia's videos anymore. It made him even more pissed at the demon and he started to throw some snappy comments about him online. He slowly got a reputation of a sassy person and attracted quite the following. He only ever likes a few comments and never answer them. It quickly became a game between him and Lucia to see who could throw the biggest shade at the other. Most of his videos feature Noel in it since the younger man is curious.

ℝ𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕠 is a wild card. His channel switches from very obvious NSFW content and thirst traps to pranks to advices on how to get fit or flirt with people(the latter is very dubious and has a very low success rate.). His channel is messy, just like him. Most of his fanbase are probably incels or thirsty people.I'm not sure weither he would be a very aggressive feminist and his followers ignore it or just an incel himself. There is no in-between.I feel like he might have been cancelled for rumors of him chatting with younger fans (~18 yo, he still has some boundaries apparently) in explicit contexts ,for saying some very inapropriate jokes and for being a main instigator in the Oswald's harassement era.He loves to poke fun at Mikael for the whole Lucia situation. His sextape was clearly leaked either by himself or by Mefy after he trashtalked his second channel. Either way, he's proud of it.

ℕ𝕠𝕖𝕝 probably had a joint channel with Oswald when he was younger but they eventually split after their falling off. Noel still posts about his garden and medecinal remedies, but he now focuses on hairstyling. If you played his route, you know he's a hairdresser at heart. He makes frequent appearances in both Mikael's (willingly) and Ricardo's (unwillingly) videos. He definitely has a video of him cutting off Ricardo's hair in his sleep and it went viral. Noel isn't active at all. He will post a video when he feels like it and the quality of it will be surprisingly good (4k shots of Mikael's new haircut!) and then he will be gone for weeks. He doesn't answer or like any of his comments and if anyone asks if he was Oswald's channel's co-founder, their comment is immediately deleted and their address leaked. When the whole Oswald-reaper drama happened, Noel took Oswald's side at the surprise of many of his fans who thought they despised each other.

𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕤 posted exactly 2 videos in his career as a youtuber. One of them was deleted by the plateform due to privacy breach. Nobody knows what it contened as it was deleted almost immediately after it was published. The second one is a short blurry footage of the forest as he admires very deadly but pretty flowers. It somehow became one of the most popular videos on the internet and set a trend of people searching and going to that exact spot in order to try and imitate the original video. He has near a million of followers hoping to see new content despite his last (and almost unique) video being posted years ago. His comments' section is filled with people asking for when he will come back, love declarations and other weird comments. No one ever heard his voice or saw a single part of his body in his videos, only his breathing. (Yes there is fanfictions of this mysterious man x Y/N). In reality Lucas simply forgot his password and was never able to log in his channel again, leaving his fans to wonder about his identity and his deleted secret video....