#mhmmmmm

[chimchimyoonie]

just watched the new sketch i’m at a loss for words

[murdrdocs]

i am an absolute firm believer that jake doesn’t feel like he’s accomplished his job in pleasuring you until you’re an absolute mess. SMUT 17+

and i’m talking physically and mentally.

he will do whatever he needs to do, take whatever measures needed, to have you soaking beneath him.

and at first, his idea of soaking is tame. he works you on his fingers, and then his tongue, and he’s sure that the view of your cunt glistening in front of his eyes, with the iridescent freckles along the inside of your thighs leading him there like a landing strip, is wetter than you’ll ever possibly be.

but within the next few times, he’s getting you wetter and wetter. your moans are louder, your back arches harder, your hands tug harsher and harsher onto his steadily locing hair.

it’s intoxicating. he’s chasing a high that he doesn’t know he’ll ever reach.

but he does. and that’s a problem.

because as a soon as you fucking squirt ? there’s no going back. jakes pushing you each time, trying to get you to that point. he’s like some kind of fucked up scientist, and his thesis is on how many times he can get you to squirt in one night, and how hard will it happen.

if it weren’t for his praises (little chants of “i know you can do it, sweet girl” “you got it, c’mon, don’t disappoint daddy” “just one more time for me. you said you’ll do anything for me, right? then suck it up and give me what i want), you would be a goner, laid on the florest floor with your breathing happening manually and your consciousness slipping in and out of a deep rest.

which, you practically end up like that anyway.

[mychlapci]

TFP Ratchet being pregnant at the same time as TFP Megatron. He hates it and loves comparing how he'll be the better mommy. Showing off his belly bump and how perfect it is. Showing off his boobs which as leaking breast milk. Constantly bragging about how much he can produce and how his baby will never be hungry.

Megatron walks in on Ratchet riding Optimus and reading a book about sparklings. Talking about his prepared he is.

oOOh they’re Optimus’ competitive little wives <3

Ratchet finds out he’s carrying first and then a couple weeks later, it turns out Megatron must have coincidentally gotten pregnant around the same time. Ratchet is low-key convinced Megatron had planned it this way just so that Optimus has to decide which one of his carriers to tend to first. It was probably actually a coincidence, but Megatron won’t lose this opportunity to mess with Ratchet any chance he gets.

Of course Optimus is doing a good job being diplomatic, Megatron and Ratchet… not so much. Ratchet’s gotta do everything he can to ensure perfect development for his sparkling. He’s gonna be a good mommy, even to Megatron’s brat once it comes out. He’s so proud of himself when he starts making milk so early – just further proof that he’s gonna do great. Of course Megatron’s boobs start leaking shortly after…

Optimus is just blissfully ignoring their rivalry because he’s just far too lost in the elation of having two pregnant bots nudging their baby-bumps against him to try and get his attention, and two pairs of leaky titties to suck on. He’s very happy to have two swollen bellies pressing against him when he sleeps, and two squelching wet valves to fill with transfluid.

mhmm they even give birth on the same day, probably. Ratchet’s water breaks first and he immediately tells Megatron to not even think about it. But it’s too late…

[nerflufser]

Dodoododles

[xxtayleyxx]

Some rebels stuff I pulled from Twitter from SDCC today!

[nylwnder]

JOSEPH SCURRYING AWAY FROM THE SCRUM AND WILLY HEAD LOCKING A MF TO MOVE HIM I REALLY FUCKING AGREE

[vividvexations]

me to my f1 malewives every weekend :

[nobie]

Putting Ventress in beautiful lighting and fighting with precision and strength…yea they knew what they were doing

[ghostfacd]

tennessee orange is so slytherin luke and yn, esp bc she was a hufflepuff so yellow was her color and now luke is at a school full of it i js KNWO he gets deja vu

TENNESSEE ORANGE IS SUCH A CUTE SONG.

I thought I wouldn’t like it at first bc I don’t usually listen to songs like this but it’s fire thank u anon !

it is ynluke coded 🙇🏼‍♀️🙇🏼‍♀️

[lxndonorris]

[murdrdocs]

GM POOKIE!!! Luke’s groans when he got cut by the sword… I’m afraid im thinking thoughts…It’s giving Coryo when he groans and spits after being sucker punched 😊🎀🩷

and yk what .... eyeee ... may or may not have been thinking about getting w luke when you're both bloodied and bruised from a rlly intense sparring session 😁

[sun-roach]

Hot knives

LISTEN I CAN EXPLAIN-

[pixlokita]

Randomly doodle shapes and see what happens? Works for me

Another Creacher

[knight-gwaine]

Yup.

Ima need to watch that again.

And again..

And then another time

[earthwalkinangel]

Magically all my acne disappeared once I stopped dealing with this BOY