#michael button

[lemon-drops-art]

Michael (right) wore a tuxedo top and khaki shorts to his brother's funeral. James (left), his "boyfriend", is terminally angry at Michael. His brother was too broke to get a casket any better than that. Michael is a professional brokie. We still love him. James doesn't, though.

[destinationtoast]

My grandmother is Japanese and really likes to give gifts. Often those gifts are Japanese desserts or other food, but sometimes she just slips me cash, folded up inside a tiny, beautiful envelope. But she likes to pretend she's not giving me money, so when possible, she'll hide it somewhere that I will find later.

Today I spent the afternoon with her doing chores and tech support, and she clearly felt this warranted a significant gift in return (no matter that I enjoyed myself). But she forgot to slip something into my pocket or bag before I left, so instead she rushed outside as I was starting my car, making the old-school "roll down the window" gesture. Once I complied, she was forced to acknowledge she was handing me money, but she also tried to minimize the gesture.

The result was that she said, "Thank you, dear! I just wanted you to be able to... to buy yourself a hamburger," and then handed me a darling little envelope that turned out to contain $100. And all I could think was:

[thorsonoflesbians]

for the monaco gp next year instead of the regular commentators can we have like ten retired drivers on a yacht with copious amounts of alcohol instead? like imagine jenson feeding nico multiple rounds of tequila shots and convincing him to drop brocedes lore so fucking insane it makes lewis' spidey senses tingle live on air. meanwhile, seb is trying to stop kimi from falling off said yacht every five seconds and mahk webbah is trying to either rope everyone into karaoke or is gushing about his adoptive son oscar. david is calling every driver who fucks their car into a wall a cunt and mika is on facetime with his husband and sipping a mai-tai in the hot tub and a least one of them is puking off the side of the boat in the end

[udonli]

the 2008 f1 grid lipsyncing to mcr, for your viewing pleasure:

[kassy-djomunson]

no thoughts head empty just michael

[ncrsbrg]

He’s so pretty 🤍

[raikkoberg]

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[maxillness]

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[ghostellie]

part 2, 2010s grid version

[formulaarchive]

The front cover of every 2011 issue of F1 Racing magazine.

[brainrotism]

they are MY one direction

[padiduys]

Some older WDC plus uhhhhh Mark

[cowboyschumi]

SEBASTIAN DOESN'T REMEMBER THE CARRY ON VIDEO, WE'RE SO DONE

[kassy-djomunson]

y’all moved on too quickly from him

[just12daria]

Repost from my TikTok (@ daria.sigmaf1 go follow me there lads)

Inspo is from one of Elon Musk's tweets from a few hours ago "I love Donald Trump as much as a straight man can love another man" (I do not in any way support Donald Trump or Elom Musk, I don't get into American politics!!)