#millionaire doesnt

[vert-horizon]

Thinking about Toji x Reader... Age difference... You're rich, family money, old money. He's a mechanic that drinks almost every night at the same bar--and he's never seen you there before. You're sitting on a stool with a peeling cushion, making small talk with the bartender when he walks in. He does his best not to look at you--he knows better, he doesn't want any more messy giggly college girls hanging off him. He's got a middle schooler to worry about every other week and a trailer that isn't in any state to see someone with jewelry as shiny as yours. Color him surprised when the bartender slides him a whiskey, top shelf with a single ice cube. The bartender points at you, and you wave. wink. He licks his lips. Huh. When he's protesting later, your hand teasing the button of his jeans, nails scraping the thick muscle of his sides as you suck on his neck, you laugh. You can get a hotel, don't worry. And you can schedule an uber to bring him back to his truck in the morning. You just wanna sit on it, it's big isn't it? Doesn't he want you? And... well. He's not gonna say no to that.

[cosmicpoutine]

everyone that sucks dick for games companies needs to get hit in the head until they realize these companies do the bare minimum

[blamemma]

daniel ricciardo u literally make it so hard for me to defend you...either his team did not brief him on a good answer to this or he is literally just so fucking dumb

[bauliya]

it's v insane witnessing americans, living in the most robust economy in the history of the world and having an almost full employment, casually dismissing "the economy" as an actual concern being from a country where unemployment is so bad half the working age people have stopped looking for jobs and the government has stopped recording data to save face. "the economy is a graph of rich people's feelings" you've never looked for a job in a recession

[gwendolinechristie]

I receive 2d8 psychic damage whenever I’m engaging with my partners sister

[aphelionatseven]

i hope lando wins the championship then pulls a rosberg and fucks off to live with max f

[ambelle]

I can't decide who got the worst hate train between Brie Larson, Jada Pinkett Smith, Nicki Minaj, and Amber Heard. But I will say it's hard not to notice they are all women.

(Obviously, Amber TBH because the entire world made fun of her being violently raped. Just pointing out this trend though and side-eying people who jump on these bandwagons with little thought.)

[alliswyattonthewesternfront]

i love how completely removed from the useless discourse about class my partner is. all the back and forth about who is ACTUALLY rich or poor, or the bizarre competition to see who had it the worst growing up.

this man just described himself as "upper middle class" without a shred of irony. and you know what? for his particular region of rural upstate new york he isn't wrong! it's just so funny to hear the son of a public school teacher and a landscaper describe himself that way. god bless. my man is part of the haute bourgeoisie

[freebooter4ever]

I was at the artist's house hanging out on their porch staring whistfully at the mountains and telling them everything when we heard the sound of a small plane flying overhead and i was like 'that could be him, he flies small planes' and even as i said it i was oh so aware of how pathetic my voice sounded. And my friend went 'he flies planes?' and i said 'yes, it's the new rich person hobby: getting your pilot's license, flying planes for fun. Didn't you know?'

And we both turned to look at each other, and no words were needed, just the expressions on our faces, we started cracking up, just helpeless laughter.

and then my friend went "this is too sad, you need food" and tried to feed me turkey leftovers

[steevejr]

wish my blorbo jamal was real so i could suicide bait him on twitter and then scam him out of some bitcoin :(

[sakuhai]

I think that ever since Hyde has been doing his solo career,in which he claims does it for fun and only does things he enjoys.He produces his own music,videos as well...

However it looks like he has been working harder than ever because he has to in a sense...

Because him being there 100% only for the fun of it isnt exactly profitable...

[gachapains]

Being an adult is like "Fuck I have to pay my therapy bill my therapist literally sent me an email asking about payment, but the parasites are telling me I should get fast food after work bc I didn't go grocery shopping and have nothing for dinner otherwise..."

I'm fr the worst, I also forgot my Afterpay for a music festival in September was due today after I got a full tank of gas 🤠👍 naturally that over drew my account and I had to pull from my savings yet again

I love trying to move out and be financially responsible RAGHHHHH CALIFORNIA 🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅 (HELP)

[blueberry-gills]

I hate him

/hj (I think)

[skullsfiction]

cute funny looking child | max verstappen

pairing: max verstappen x actress!reader

summary; the one where yn becomes obsessed with a cute funny looking child she stumbled across on pinterest. only to find out that the “cute funny looking child” is now a full grown formula one driver.

liked by charles_leclerc, and 715,529 others!

yourusername: i found this cute funny looking child on pinterest, then started crying because he’s just so cute

view comments below!

user1: girl what

user2: there’s medical terms for people like you

user3: no i get it

user4: he's actually so cute

user5: these pictures look old...what if this child is grown now??

user6: imagine scrolling through instagram and you see someone calling you a "cute funny looking child"

user7: this is too funny

user8: am i the only one who knows thats max??

user9: NO I DO TOO!!!

user10: us and charles LMAO

user11: he liked this and said nothing 😭

user12: not his childhood photos, not his problem

user13: how are yn and charles friends but she doesnt know what max looked like as a child?

user14: she knows nothing about f1, she's only friends with charles and thats it 😭

user15: what medical condition do you have?

user16: but…why?

user17: you have issues

user18: i don’t think this reaction is normal…

user19: babe that’s max verstappen??? formula 1 driver??? rich GROWN millionaire???

user20: millionaire you say 😏

user23: i see you didnt take your meds today

yourusername: i’ll have you know that my medication ran out so HA

user24: you might wanna ask for more

user25: yeah because this? not normal!

liked by charles_leclerc, landonorris, and 716,019 others!

maxverstappen1: recharging, done ✅

view comments below!

charles_lelcerc: what a cute funny looking child

maxverstappen1: ?

charles_leclerc: nothing…

user21: HE KNOWS

user22: it’s even funnier that charles 100% knows about the ‘cute funny looking child’ thing and just chose to not tell yn it’s max 😭

user23: yn will never live this down

user24: this is going to haunt yn for literally ever

user25: i PERSONALLY will never let her forget

user26: such a cute funny looking child

user27: max has got to be so confused rn

user28: is that a cute funny looking child i see???

user29: cute funny looking child max!!!!

user30: why is no one talking about how good max looks??

user31: i am. HE LOOKS GORGEOUS

danielricciadro: 😍😍

user32: you are handfeeding the shippers

user33: please, he IS the shipper

user34: cute funny looking child

user35: I AM SO CONFUSED BY THESE COMMENTS? WHAT IS GOING ON

user36: so basscialy

user37: what happened was

user38: many years ago

user39: it was a dark and gloomy night

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liked by maxverstappen1, charles_leclerc, and 619,916 others!

yourusername: this f1 thing is fun!

view comments below!

user40: you lucky son of a bitch!

charles_leclerc: can’t believe you went to a race for HIM 🤮 but not me…

yourusername: i didn’t go for HIM! i went because was invited!!!!

charles_leclerc: IVE INVITED YOU SO MANY TIMES AND YOU ALWAYS SAY NO

yourusername: LEAVE ME ALONE

user41: is ‘him’ MAX???

user42: it has to be

user43: YN AND MAX SHIPPERS ARE LIVING

maxverstappen1: you said you would post more baby pictures of me 😕

yourusername: you’re right in front of me? talk to me?

maxverstappen1: i want everyone to know that we’re on a date!

yourusername: we are?

user46: HUH

maxverstappen1: yes? i asked you on a date and you said yes?

user44: GIYS????

yourusername: i thought this was a friend thing…

user45: HWAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

maxvertappen1: do all your friends buy you flowers when going out to eat?

user46: YOURE RIGHT IN FEONT OF RACHOTHRT??? STOP THIS?

yourusername: no…

maxverstappen1: exactly! now do you want dessert?

user47: i can’t…i’m sick to my stomach…i cannot

user48: what just happened

user49: i wish i knew

user50: okay so that just happened! now what?

. . .

here’s this before i disappear for a couple of weeks (maybe months?) i apologize but schools been keeping me busy AND i have books on wattpad that take up most of my time! im hopeful ill be able to post maybe once a month? nonetheless i hope you enjoyed this :)

[yakayla-withay]

My dream is to make so much money that I can:

Give all of my friends, close family, and other people who changed my life 5,000 just to do whatever and help them out with whatever

Help them start a career or a business of their dreams or support their dreams

Just have them sit comfortable somewhere, and I mean REAL comfortable

I care waaaaaay too much about them and the impact that they had/have on my life. I am looking currently for a goal in life and I think this will be it.

I'm extremely unmotivated sometimes and I think it is just do to me not have a goal that I really want to achieve. Like making 1,000 a month for myself to start out with is cute. But I want to be thinking big always

[scatmaan]

going to get into an actual brawl with these ppl who keep lowering their prices on neopets