#misc: funny

[aarontveit]

ALT TEXT COPY/PASTE: A uniquely framed shot of an adult dressed up as the beloved kid's character Lambchop. What makes it unique, you ask? Well, whoever took the photo did so from a downward spot, or was kneeling, or may just have been short. Maybe a kid took the photo, I don't know. This was like thirty years ago, I don't exactly remember that party. Anyway, sorry I got sidetracked. But the person who took the photo is doing an upward angle shot. The person in costume is holding four balloons. I'm colourblind and can tell one of the balloons is pink, I'm lost on the others. I assume yellow is involved cause yellow hates me. Okay but back to the main point. The image has a dust is settling look to it. Almost mystified. The person in costume looks trapped standing in time, begging for help with the balloons. The image is haunting. They are leaning ever so slightly forward almost out of frame. It looks like they are on the verge of passing out, I think. There's so much going on here to try and describe. The only thing I'm left with when I look at this is the utter shock and confusion that this is a genuine thing and not a haunted internet image. Well maybe it should be. Anyway, the suit looks super uncomfortable and way too warm to wear. Kudos to whoever did.

actual image below the cut for people to enjoy

enjoy lol

[risingsunresistance]

happy birthday king, i will never stop drawing you over random pigs i find 🐖

[lemonwrap]

The 141 as text posts + bonus Ghostsoap

[spread-the-influence]

you are a parasite

[acid-ixx]

"hostage situation"

series masterlist

nightwing, to his siblings: okay, so we have to be real careful because the joker and harley quinn are holding our baby sibling hostage and we can't put them in anymore danger.

nightwing, looks at red robin: i'm sure they have some traps laid around the lair so you'll be disarming it.

red robin, nods:

robin: then me and todd will be handling any spare targets, no?

nightwing: of course. cass, steph and duke will be guarding the entrance. babs?

oracle, speaking in the intercoms: this is the closest point of entry where (name) is being kept hostage.

red robin: security cams suggest there's more than just harley and the joker in the lair. a bunch of their goons are heavily guarding both the entrance and the exit. we should thread carefully.

oracle: there's no camera's where (name) is exactly at, but there's a specific room where it's shown that the two are often visiting.

batman, who had been lurking behind them: this is a priority mission. we can't afford to make mistakes.

robin, eyebrows raised: though, is it necessary to bring the entire family? me and my father could handle this entirely by ourselves.

jason, sighs: don't pretend like you weren't the first to suggest the entire justice league to come searching for them, kid.

batman: enough arguing, (name) needs all the support they could get after this. so on my count, we are to bust open the door.

dick: alright, everybody, prepare.

*meanwhile, inside the lair, in a makeshift "house"*

(name), sitting on a comfy chair whilst holding a cup of hot chocolate and a book in the other, sneezes: oh— did anyone mention my name?

harley quinn, already on her way to wipe their nose: oh my baby! is our baby sick?!

(name): no, i just suddenly sneezed?

the joker, in another room: i spy with my little eye, a child way past their bedtime~ c'mon babyboo, let's get you to bed!

(name): awe, but it's like, 10pm. i wanna read some more.

harley, about to pick (name) up: then let momma read the book for you in bed, cutesy pie—

*the door to the kitchen slams open*

dick, with his escrima sticks on-hand: surrender (name) to us now or—!

dick, absolutely befuddled: wait, what?!

damian, with bruce in tow: what's the hold up, nightwing?!

damian, about to jump right in front of dick before he was stopped by bruce's hand on his shoulder: what is... this?

bruce: ... explain the meaning of this, harley.

harley, holds (name) closer to her chest as she's equally confused: what do ya mean, bats? ain't it obvious i'm taking care of my child?

(name): uhm...

damian, visibly offended: what do you mean, your child? (name) over there is ours.

the joker, walks over to the room in a hurry: what's with all the commotion over here?! (name) is supposed to be in bed, harle— batman?!

bruce, with squinted eyes: don't act stupid, what is this all about?

nightwing, surveying the room: wait, why is (name) in pajamas?

(name), trying their best to shrug in harley's tight hug: i'm... supposed to go to bed...?

the joker, about to walk over to (name) before he's stopped by a batarang almost hitting the side of his head: hey! what's that for? i'm clearly not trying to attack my own child!

bruce: (name) is my child, not yours.

the joker, glaring at batman: well, it's not my fault they choose me over you!

(name) wayne, interrupting the two: uhm... i did technically disown myself from the family so—

damian: disown yourself?

(name): i have every reason to—

dick: look, baby bird, you don't know what's right for you, these guys are dangerous—

(name): i literally got nearly killed by some nobody criminals if not for harley saving me but okay, nightwing.

bruce, whose attention is now on (name): you almost got what now?

(name), rolling their eyes: i almost died, batman. now if you excuse me, i think i deserve a good night sleep tonight.

(name), looks at harley who still hasn't released them from the protective hug: can we?

harley quinn, facepalming in her mind as she stares back at (name): oh, i should've bought you to pam and selina instead.

[crvdematter]

Now, now, Ista, you're not asking the real question. Mario wins against Dean everyday.

The real question is: who would win between Luigi and Sam Winchester?

Everyone is like "wah my friends don't live in the same time zone as I do and it sucks 😭" meanwhile I'm relieved when I have 3 am insomnia anxiety and i can ask my Australian friends about who would win in a mud fight between Super Mario and Dean Winchester

[tyxaar]

A compiled list of various severe crimes committed by one Mr Scar of the Good Times, exact counts pending. Cannibalism (Multiple counts) War profiteering Trading of Souls Grave robbing Fraud of multiple varieties Racketeering Arson (Like a lot of it) Unethical experimentation Acts of Terror Spiritual possession Contract killing Sale of human remains Ritual sacrifice Perpetuating Police Brutality Domestic Terrorism Oathbreaking Violation of the real life Geneva Convention Deceptive marketing Kidnapping Desecration of a sacred place Whatever tf Area 77 had going on Insider trading Extortion Patricide Matricide Unsafe building practices Holy war Desecration of corpses Market manipulation Treason Tax evasion Murder (Lots and lots) Large-scale extreme vandalism Mass enviromental destruction Political corruption Identity fraud

[aarontveit]

hey so this article has deceased me

[819x220]

[peacockrulz]

Mental health has been on the floor lately- so have some misc doodles i have lying around :]

[adhd-merlin]

was anyone going to tell me they made a series of videos in which baby merlin teaches magic tricks to children

[lemonwrap]

Soap with Ghost:

[wondercircuit]

little pointe after a kick

[spread-the-influence]

she's going to steal christmas

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a couple of duck team epilogue designs ive been noodling on!

[aarontveit]