#miss columbia

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wonder man, h. bruce humberstone 1945

[friendlyengie]

tf2 rocky horror… I have been thinking of it

[fiapple]

People of BC, now is the time to keep an eye out. Chelsey Anita Quaw (Holmes-Heron) has gone missing from the Saik’uz First Nation Reserve near Vanderhoof, BC. She has not been seen since the tenth of October, almost a week ago from the time of posting, and those close to her say this sort of no-contact-absence is not usual for her. It has also been said her dog may have been attacked the night prior to her disappearance, as well as possibly the night of, and her cellphone was found destroyed on the basement floor in her home. Chelsey was last seen wearing blue skinny jeans, and a bluish-purple or purple winter coat. Searches are still ongoing, and further information can be found below.

To restate what is said in the poster above, if you have information you are asked to call it in at (250)-567-2222.

tagging @allthecanadianpolitics & @politicsofcanada in the hopes of spreading the word.

[i-am-a-reunion-soldier]

now way they got Columbia's favorite pastime on the landship

at least I saw someone with a baseball bat earlier they could've just been using it as a weapon which is also very possible but I hope they actually play here

[giolcach]

wish you were here

[conradscrime]

Nick & Lisa Masee

June 27, 2024

Nick and Lisa met in 1984. Lisa was a 29 year old hairdresser at Yakoi Hair Design in Vancouver, BC, Canada. Nick was 45-46 year old accountant director at the Bank of Montreal, and was one of Lisa's clients. The pair got married, both having been previously married before, and lived in North Vancouver.

In January 1994, Nick retired at the age of 55, after working in the field for 35 years. He was also a director of a company that traded on the Vancouver Stock Exchange. Nick's daughter later said that her father often shared details of his life and work with others.

Nick and Lisa travelled often, visiting places such as Hawaii, the Cayman Islands and the Netherlands. Nick made about $85,000 a year, which was good money. He had savings and both him and Lisa had passports from different countries.

In 1994 however, Nick and Lisa began acting strange to those around them. The two went on a trip to the Cayman Islands and in April with no warning, the two set up a bank account with $50,000 worth of stock, also drawing up wills.

Nick made a call to his daughter, who was living in Holland at the time, telling her that he wouldn't be able to call her on her birthday. Nick did not tell her where he was or really provide any explanation.

On August 10, 1994, Nick and Lisa told multiple people they were going to Trader Vic's, a popular restaurant at the Bayshore Inn in Coal Harbour. Nick was apparently going to discuss a $10 million business deal with an investor whose name and identity remains unknown to this day.

Supposedly, Nick told his business associates that this investor was sending a limo to pick up him and Lisa at their home. No one else had any information about the meeting.

However, what's strange is that no one showed up to the restaurant or cancelled. It was weird for Nick to not call and cancel if he was not planning to show. A witness came forward and in 1995 it was revealed that Nick and Lisa had been seen next door, at the Westin Bayshore's Garden Lounge, from 6:30-10:30 pm that day. Nick was reportedly wearing a jogging suit and the two were splitting a bottle of wine.

On August 11, 1994, Lisa's 39th birthday - Lisa made two calls from Nick's cell. She called her boss, and one of Nick's associates. She said they would be out of town for a couple of days. No one has ever heard from them again.

Within a week, Lisa's sister decided to go to the Masee's house and found Nick's car in the driveway. The front door was closed but unlocked. The alarm system was disabled, which Lisa's sister said was strange and not like them. The Masee's cat was inside the home, and their passports. Two zip ties were found at the entrance.

RCMP believed that Nick and Lisa were either victims of foul play, or they had orchestrated their own disappearance.

There is no evidence that supports either theory. In July 2019, Nick's children and the RCMP held a press conference asking for any information about the couple's disappearance to be brought forth. There was a reward for $50,000. Investigators believe Nick and Lisa were killed for unknown reasons.

Anyone with information is urged to contact North Vancouver RCMP investigators at 604-985-1311.

Lisa Mo Masee was born on August 11, 1955. She is 5'6 in height and weighed 130 lbs. She is Asian with black hair and brown eyes. Her maiden name is Mo Yin HO. She speaks both English and Mandarin.

Nicholas Gerard Jacques Masee was born on January 12, 1939. He was 5'7 in height and weighed 160 lbs. He is a white male with greying blonde hair at the time of his disappearance and blue eyes. He speaks English and Dutch.

If Nick is still alive today he would be 85 years old. If Lisa is still alive today she would be turning 69 years old.

Source: Canada Unsolved

[jojo-oliver]

Cariboo region. British Columbia, Canada

[fmajorenthusiast]

Brad: Columbia is our only chance

Magenta: It's a sad fucking statement if Columbia is our only chance.

Riff Raff: Theres always the red woman

Brad: What's one redhead gonna do against 40 armed men?

Riff Raff: You haven't seen her do what I've seen her do

[keytaryourheart]

bbg drew is back ^_^

[soleilars]

i want to study in nyc so badly it’s insane

[missgossiper]

Scandalous Shenanigans: A College Caper to Remember

Dear Readers,

It is with great delight that I bring to your attention the latest escapade shaking the very foundations of our esteemed academic institution, Columbia University. Just when one thought the corridors of learning were safe and serene, a most audacious act has transpired, one that will surely be whispered about for semesters to come.

Picture this: a seemingly ordinary Tuesday evening, the campus bathed in the warm hues of the setting sun, when two students—let's call them Mister Daring (@osoipoiitailegousin) and Mister Bold (@animae-dimidium-meae)—decided that their studies needed a bit more... mobility. The target of their whimsical wanderlust? None other than the beloved Professor Aranis’s van, a vehicle more accustomed to surrogate house than participating in midnight joyrides to New Jersey.

Mister Daring, with his reputation for living up to her pseudonym, and Mr. Bold, whose name speaks for itself, were seen loitering around the faculty parking lot. Observant eyes might have dismissed their presence as mere loquaciousness after a long day of lectures. But oh, how wrong they were! With the swiftness of seasoned rogues, our dynamic duo made off with the professor’s cherished van, leaving behind nothing but a cloud of dust and a slew of bewildered witnesses.

One can only imagine the expressions of the campus security upon discovering the vacant parking spot. Was it an act of rebellion? A spontaneous adventure? Or simply a case of academic burnout taken to absurd extremes? Whatever the motivation, Mister Daring and Mister Bold executed their plan with a flair that could rival any master thief, one might even argue our national disaster Jester.

The tale does not end here, dear readers. It seems to have been under cooking instructors, Nathan Frost, (@chef-de-cuisine) care at the time of the crime! For poor dear old Aranis is off on honeymoon, entrusting not just his residence, but vehicle, to the unreliable chef of the school. What an awful mistake this seems to have been! As perhaps Chef Frost was too busy in search for the lamb sauce in Australia to have known any better.

So, as the dust settles and life returns to its scholarly rhythm, one can only wonder: what is truly safe in another's hands?

Yours in delightful scandal,

Miss Gossiper

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SUBLIME CINEMA #642 - MISSING

Costa-Gavras made this excellent, forgotten movie - his most expensive - after the success of his seminal Z. Set during the Chilean coup, but shot in Mexico, this is a far flung, politically charged thriller, which was completely his wheelhouse. It is as great as the best of them. The fruitless search for a son and husband is the film’s emotional core. 

Also - featuring a lesser-known Vangelis score.

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WHY has my local newspaper chosen this stock photo for this particular article