#mister Tyler that's BAD!

[dougielombax]

Let’s get this over with.

Okay.

This one is reaching a bit but still.

Bear with me.

Parallels.

Or

Seeing Patterns in Things That Aren’t There

Part 21: False Gods, Angels and Dividing Atoms.

1. The Monument Mythos. (2022-present) Season 3. ANGELASHES,

“We do not feel free. We want another chance.” - Angel.

“You had your chance. You cheated death in Egypt. Your own personal division can change the past, present, and future. All I have is a suggestion for you, Angel. Divide yourself until you no longer can.” - Cthonaut A.

The angel does exactly that, scattering their atoms into the past and future to change events and the timeline shifts, sparing the earth for another day and stopping the Great Division from happening.

2. Doctor Who (1963- present) S1E12: The Parting of the Ways (2005)

“You are tiny. I can see the whole of time and space. Every single atom of your existence and I divide them.” - The Bad Wolf/Rose Tyler.

“I bring life.”

“I take the words. I scatter them in time and space. A message to lead myself here”.

She promptly uses the powers given to her to destroy the Dalek emperor and his minions, resurrects Jack and creates the Bad Wolf meme to lead herself back to the Doctor.

Make of this what you will.

Yeah, I might be reaching a bit with this one but I felt it was worth making anyway.

[jellyfishsthings]

Request: Tyler Galpin x fem!reader

Plot: Tyler introducing reader to his dad (most likely at their house) when she helps Tyler study until his dad comes home. Oooh, and if earlier that day, reader ran into Sheriff Galpin at The Weathervane (Tyler hadn’t started his shift, and R realized who was standing behind her in line-maybe he overheard a conversation she was having that was awkward for him to listen to or maybe she trips on his foot and they start a conversation and it goes well or bad? But he doesn’t realize who he’s met until she’s at the table with his son

(sorry that this is so longg)

Hi sorry this is short, but I think it is cuter this way... love to you all

WARNINGS: awkward reader, spilled coffee (a crime to be sure), fem!reader

"I had the worst day ever" I proclaim to Tyler as I flop down on his couch while he studies for a end of term test that was coming up and I was supposed to help him.

"What happened, sweets?" He asked me, keeping half a mind on me and my antics.

"So... I went to your coffee shop-"

"It's not my coffee shop, I just work there." He interrupted me. Rudely might I add.

"- Don't interrupt me. As I was saying, I was at your coffee shop." a heavy sigh sounded in the room, interrupting my rambling once again, and I shot him a glare before continuing my story. "And I was simply waiting in line to get my order, which wasn't as good as yours by the way." A light chuckle sounded before he quieted again. "Yeah. So I was simply waiting in line, listening to my music and minding my own business, when this guy bumped into me. He was a cop, mind you, and holding a big cup of coffee. So he bumps into me and he spills all of his coffee on my shirt. My good, lucky shirt. Either way he apologized, but it was very half-assed, like he didn't mean it. He barely spared me a glance. Like who does that? Were are your manners mister? You are the law, you should be leading by example. But no, you had to be an asshole."

"Was he by any chance wearing a cowboy like hat?"

"Yeah, how did you know? Has he been a nightmare to you too?"

"Kind of. He is about to be here."

"What? Why? Why would he be-?"

The sound of the door opening, it's hinges creeking heavily and soft sound of keys rattling filled the room, making her voice dissappear and stop mid-sentence. "Hey, Ty. How was your day?" Her horrified face, made him burst out laughing, desperately gasping for air. This was golden. The two most important people in his world, had the most horrible first encounter, at least on her side.

"Hey dad. I want you to meet someone." Her eyes were as round as saucers,she looked like a deer caught in headlights. And he softly smiled at her, giving her a slight push at the small of her back. "Dad this is the girl you, apparently, soiled her shirt with coffee this morning. She also happens to be my girlfriend. Honey, meet my dad, Sheriff Galpin."

[therulerofallpotatos]

WIP Tag Game

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! Then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

I was tagged by @cosmic-lullaby and @iamfandomcrazy!

Oh boy ok this will take a second. My files are very organized. Let's simplify and go by fandom.

The Addams Family

The Multi-Chaps

All Roads Lead to Rome

Chapter 1, 2, 3, 3 raw draft, 4, 5, Notes, Notes General

2. I Bit Him so He's Mine

Hyde Wednesday AU Notes, Chapter One, I Bit Him so He's Mine Tyler's POV, I Bit Him so He's Mine Wednesday's POV original document

3. I See You

I See You chp 1, I See You Notes, I See You Prologue

4. Love Letter AU Chp 1

One-Shots

5. Day 6 Mind Control hurts Wednesday whumptober 2023

6. Day 10 Body Swap au Whumptober 2023

7. vamp tyler scrap

The Series

8. Tyler Raised By Werewolves AU

My Best Friend's Brother Chapter 1

My Best Friend's Brother Chapter 2

Enid Sinclair

My Boyfriend's Sister

Tug of War

The Blood Moon

9. Tyler's Bad Year

Day 24 Failed to Escape

Day 25 nightmare flashback why didn't you save me whumptober 2023

Day 26 magical exhaustion or injury curse whumptober 2023

Day 27 forgotten locked away whumptober 2023

Day 28 hair pulling oxygen deprivation sweating whumptober 2023

Day 29 the easy way or the hard way bargaining forced to choose whumptober 2023

Day 30 possession mind games coma whumptober 2023

Day 31 PTSD headaches crying

10. Her Monster Verse

Her Monster Sequel Notes

Her Monster Verse

11. Just a Couple of Teenage Tearaways

4 October Outreach Day

5 November the 18th

12. Soulmates Aren't Found

13. Vampire Tyler

5 Times Nevermore Caught Wednesday with a Bandage and One Time Donovan Caught Her

5 Times Tyler Nearly Outed Himself and One Time He Revealed Himself

5 plus one

14. Warning: She Bites verse

Warning She Bites Sequel Notes

15. Weyler Week 2023

Day 2 If the Good Die Young I Want to Live Forever

16. Designated Dick Dealer Sequel

17. Til Death

Til Death Part 2

Til Death Part 3

Notes (These are all pure outlines unconnected to anything else)

18. X File Crossover

19. Wylercest au

20. Wednesday isn't a ghost au

21. Tyler finds Fran au

22. Tyler deadname Stacy au

23. Tumblr Prompt Ask Amnesia au

24. Tumblr Posts (collection of prompts i have on my blog)

25. trans tyler post top surgery romcom au

26. The Blood Oath Notes

27. Tale of Two Wednesdays

28. Steal your boyfriend au

29. Series of Dhalias au

30. Secret Identity not so secret au

31. scene scraps

32. scene scraps (2)

33. Refusing the Call General Notes

34. raven drunk sex fantasy au

35. Pregnant Wednesday and Panicking Tyler au

36. Tyler Pizza Boy au

37. mtf tyler x lesbian wednesday au

38. Just unlocked missing time au

39. hybernation au

40. hostage au notes

41. heat sex fic but it's only aftercare

42. grindr au

43. ghoul tyler au

44. Ghost Wednesday au

45. Faux Monsterfucker au

46. Enid mtf knots Tyler ftm

47. Donovan Wednesday morning after

48. cucking xavier au

49. clone wednesday au

50. bianca x tyler siren call au

Okay I'm losing patience. I have after this files for:

Crossovers

Encanto

Hannibal

Harry Potter

MCU

mermaid

Original Works

Teen Wolf

The Umbrella Academy

Twilight

Until Dawn

I will include my wips for Until Dawn and if anyone wants to hear what's in the others, I will make a new post.

Until Dawn

Multi-Chaps

51. Blackwood Mountain

Blackwood Mountain Outline

Blackwood Mountain Part 1

BM PI Chp 1

BM PI Chp 2

BM PI Chp 3

tagging: @obsidianpen, @mister-tom-a-dildo-lover, @mistressvera, @realisticintentions, @realmermaid333, @suchaladyy, @leavesdriftinginthewind, @dispatchvampire, @dark-visitors

[best-tv-theme-song]

Polls will start to be posted within the next week or so.

Bracket list under the cut!

UPDATE: LIST CANCELLED

*Starred shows have multiple theme songs or I have combined shows in a franchise in an effort to include as much as possible. These will have preliminaries built-into their polls on the first round. This is how it works: 1. all of the songs will go into a poll together against one other show; 2. the COMBINED votes for those songs will determine which show wins that poll; 3. only the top voted song for that show/franchise will move on, if the show has won the poll. (If you are confused it will make more sense when we start, I promise!)

The 100

30 Rock

9-1-1*

The Addams Family

Adventure Time*

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

All That

The Amazing World of Gumball

American Dragon: Jake Long

Animaniacs

Arcane: League of Legends

Arrested Development

Arthur

Assassination Classroom*

Austin & Ally

The Backyardigans

Barney & Friends

Barry

Batman*

Bear in the Big Blue House

Ben 10*

Better Call Saul

Beverly Hills, 90210

The Big Bang Theory

Big Time Rush

Bill Nye the Science Guy

Black Sails

Bluey

Bob the Builder

Bob's Burgers

BoJack Horseman

Bones

Boy Meets World

The Brady Bunch

Breaking Bad

Bridgerton

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Buffy the Vampire Slayer*

Captain Planet and the Planeteers

Charmed

Cheers

Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

Choo Choo Soul

Code Lyoko

Codename: Kids Next Door

Cold Case

Community

Cory in the House

Cowboy Bebop

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend*

Criminal Minds

CSI*

Cyberchase

Danny Phantom

Daredevil

Dawson's Creek

Death Note*

Desperate Housewives

Detective Conan

Dexter

Dexter's Laboratory

Diff'rent Strokes

Digimon*

Doctor Who*

Dora the Explorer

Downton Abbey

Dragon Ball*

Dragon Tales

Drake & Josh

Ducktales*

ER

Ever After High

The Fairly OddParents

Firefly

The Flintstones

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Fraggle Rock

Frasier

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Friends

Fringe

Full House

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood*

Futurama

Game of Thrones

George Lopez

George of the Jungle

Gilmore Girls

Glee

The Golden Girls

Good Omens

Gravity Falls

Grey's Anatomy

H2O: Just Add Water

Hannah Montana

Hannibal

Happy Days

Hawaii Five-0*

His Dark Materials

Horrible Histories

House, M.D.

How I Met Your Mother

How It's Made

Hunter × Hunter

Huntik: Secrets & Seekers

I Dream of Jeannie

I Love Lucy

iCarly

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

The Jeffersons

Jeopardy!

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure*

Jonas

Justice League

Kim Possible

The Last of Us

Laverne & Shirley

Law & Order*

LazyTown

The Legend of Vox Machina

Leverage

Lilo & Stitch: The Series

Little Einsteins

Lizzie McGuire

Looney Tunes & Merrie Melodies

The Love Boat

M*A*S*H

Mad Men

Madoka Magica*

The Magic School Bus

Malcolm in the Middle

The Mandalorian

The Mary Tyler Moore Show

Merlin

Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir

Mister Rogers' Neighborhood

Mob Psycho 100

The Monkees

Monster High

The Muppet Show

Murder, She Wrote

Murdoch Mysteries

My Babysitter's a Vampire

My Hero Academia*

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

The Nanny

Naruto*

NCIS

Neon Genesis Evangelion

The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

New Girl

NFL (various network themes)*

Ninjago

The O.C.

The Office

One Day at a Time*

One Piece

Only Murders in the Building

Orange Is the New Black

Ouran High School Host Club

The Owl House

Parks and Recreation

The Partridge Family

Phil of the Future

Phineas and Ferb

Pinky and the Brain

Pippi Longstocking

Pokémon*

Power Rangers

The Powerpuff Girls

Pretty Little Liars

The Price Is Right

The Proud Family

Psych

Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure

Reading Rainbow

Reba

Red Dwarf

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Riverdale

Rugrats

Sabrina the Teenage Witch

Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat

Sailor Moon

Sanford and Son

Saturday Night Live

Schitt's Creek

Scooby-Doo*

Scrubs

Seinfeld

A Series of Unfortunate Events

Sesame Street

She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

Sherlock

The Simpsons

Smallville

Sofia the First

Sonny with a Chance

The Sopranos

Spider-Man

SpongeBob SquarePants

Star Trek (instrumental themes)*

Star Trek: Enterprise

Star vs. the Forces of Evil

Stargate*

Steven Universe

Stranger Things

Succession

The Suite Life of Zack and Cody*

Suits

Taskmaster

Ted Lasso

Teen Titans

Teen Wolf

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teletubbies

That '70s Show

That's So Raven

Theory of Love

Thomas & Friends

Tokyo Ghoul

Total Drama

Totally Spies!

Transformers*

True Blood

The Twilight Zone

Twin Peaks

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

VeggieTales

Veronica Mars

Victorious

Voltron: Legendary Defender

W.I.T.C.H.

The Walking Dead

WandaVision*

Welcome Back, Kotter

The West Wing

Westworld

What We Do in the Shadows

The White Lotus

Wild Kratts

Winx Club

The Wire*

The Witcher

Wizards of Waverly Place

Wonder Pets!

Wonder Woman

Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!

The X-Files

Xena: Warrior Princess

Yellowjackets

Yu-Gi-Oh!*

Yuri on Ice

Zoboomafoo

Zoey 101

[ddagent]

"Sunday Lunch"

Aziraphale/Crowley | Priest/Pub Owner | FR12 | 981 words     Reverend Fell goes for dinner at the Apple Tree and flirts with the local publican, Crowley.

Sundays were Reverend Aziraphale Fell’s favourite day of the week. Tuesdays had their place; he loved going to Little Tadfield Primary School and reading with the children. Oh, and he loved Wednesdays when he would help Tracy and the others with the flower arranging for the church. Friday was a close favourite – pub quiz night in The Apple Tree. Aziraphale only indulged in one or two sherries as Saturday would see him join the parish football team at the village hall. He wasn’t a half-bad defender (even if he did spend most of the match hanging around the goal talking to the keeper).

But Sunday was Aziraphale’s favourite day. Sunday meant him. Crowley.

After delivering his sermon and wishing his congregants a wonderful day, Aziraphale would potter around the chapel before gathering his coat and heading off towards The Apple Tree. Aziraphale strode along the worn path, across the line of dappled trees, out by the village hall (“Hello, Vicar!” “Hello, Adam – please watch out for Mister Tyler’s car!”) and then through the car park towards The Apple Tree. The village pub had originally been called The Ox and Goat before Crowley had taken over – Aziraphale had had half a mind to challenge the new owner on the name change when it had first sprung up. A speech had been prepared; chest puffed, he’d stormed the route he walked now determined to convert the London upstart to a more…heavenly moniker.

Aziraphale had taken one look at the handsome man behind the bar, flushed, and kept his thoughts to himself.

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[forthegoob]

Random thoughts on season 17 episode 7 :

Joe Goldberg style.

Oh Aisha, what a brilliant twisted mind of your. Your shot are amazing.

If Luke hold the baby at some point in the episode my ovaries will explode.

... The outfit of Penelope. Hello Queen ? I have the same skirt :)

Aww, Luke is affected by the fact the BAU are behind North Star. Honey, you didn't wrote this papers.

Tyler Green smiling ?! Did this happened before ?

OH, I have an anecdote. Back in, 2007 maybe, our dear mister french president Nicolas Sarkozy, wanted to send psychiatrist in kindergartens to identify children who could possibly become delinquent.

BAU files from 93 to 97 ? They need Spencer on that one.

Friends ? FRIENDS ? "Finally" oh Luke, you convince no one here... So it's the end of hope for Garvez, isn't it ? It's seems like they just leave that here. Ok there is the all thing about keep digging and finding treasure but... She kind of "friendzone" him in front of JJ.

Sabbatical ? Because you can't tell her he is on a mission, or because it's a hole in the story again ?

Prediction : Emma and the baby are both already dead.

Obviously Rossi slept with Gideon's wife. He was a dog at the time.

"Folie à deux", please say it again Luke. *Blushing*.

JJ and Luke work well, but I miss Tara and Luke.

Of course they made the long shot on Reid's desk, so we can identify with Jill's nostalgia.

The case story was good. We nearly have a case like in the good old days. I even had sympathy for Emma at some point.

Jill Gideon is already a brilliant character. Felicity Huffman was a smart choice, she is an amazing actress.

I wanna talk about criminology and psychology so bad, but I can't because I'm shit in English T_T I have so much though beyond just finding Luke cute. I swear it's frustrating...

[theinvisibledreamergirl]

Hii 🥰

I saw this picture and thought it might inspire a fic or an edit (no pressure 🥰)

heart cookies

characters: mc (klaw craig), sienna trinh, imelda tyler, ethan ramsey

word count: 943

category: fluff

a.n: she hates valentine’s day.

and also i know i’m veryyyyyyy lateeee to post this but thankfully i’ve finished my 2nd year of uni and hopefully i can get back on track in this fandom.

———————————————————————

“i’m not going to repeat it again.” she pointed her finger to both. “i. won’t. do. anything.”

“it’s just cookies.” sienna pouted sadly.

“much worse. they’re valentine’s cookies.”

“why do you have to be so annoyed?” imelda asked.

“i’m not annoyed.” klaw explained. “i just don’t like it.”

“fine leave the cookies. what about a gift?”

“absolutely not.”

“klaw c’mon,” imelda pleaded. “it’s a symbolic day and you should celebrate it.”

“yeah.”

“and you should do it especially for someone you love so much.”

“correction- you die.”

“and still you can’t change my mind. look,” klaw sighs. “i know you enjoy this day but i belong to that 1% of people that think valentine’s day is a stupid way to express your love to someone who means a lot to you. you have to show it everyday. even just a hug. even just a kiss. i mean these are the most beautiful and important little things that i want to live in my future. not red flowers. or cookies.” she pointed. “also he shares the same opinion and that’s fine for me.”

“you’re not a human.” sienna emphasised. “you’re an alien.”

“no, even aliens have heart. our girl doesn’t.” imelda added. “what are we going to do with you?”

“just spill me some tea on how your bed ceremonies will go.” she winked playfully and left the locker room.

——————-

“happy valentine’s day dr. grumpy.”

“that nickname is yours.” she grunted.

“still it suits you.”

“as long as i’m with you? yeah.”

he closed the file and took off his glasses. “what happened this time?”

“will you always read my face even when i don’t want to say a thing?”

“as long as i’m with you? yeah.” he repeated her words.

“sienna and imy are trying so hard to get me into valentine’s festivities but as usual i refuse.” she sat on the couch. “i simply hate it.”

“y’know… i’m starting to think that it’s not that bad as it sounds.”

“excuse moi monsieur [i’m sorry mister]?” klaw exclaimed. “did just a bryce, a baz, a simon or a dan came up from the sky and hit your head or what?”

“none of them have entered to my office today.” ethan assured. “no worries.”

“or maybe a naveen?”

“no. the thing is,” he walked slowly towards her. “sometimes it’s good to see couples trying to make this day as memorable as it is thought to be. there are lots of those who don’t have the time for each other because of work, kids or other reasons. the name is boring and i can totally agree with it. but if this is the only way to celebrate- i think it’s very beautiful.”

the more he talked the more her mouth stayed agape while trying to comprehend what in the hell was actually happening right now. no- that was definitely a dream.

“uhm… klaw?”

she blinked. “did you betray me?”

“what?”

“do you have someone else?”

“of course not!” he exclaimed. “what the fuck?”

“but who has changed you? we both shared the same opinions about this day and now you’re telling me something entirely else.” she shook her head. “you’ve gone through a sclerosis. i can see it.”

ethan laughed heartedly and hugged her while klaw was side-eyeing with a frown. “ha ha ha. very funny.”

he kissed her temple and added shortly. “maybe this person who has changed me made my heart thunder since the first time i laid eyes on her. she didn’t do anything though. no flirting, no provocative comments like any other girl could’ve done just to get under my skin. this one showed me only ambition, fierceness, competition against someone who was thought to be the coldest person on earth. was she afraid? absolutely not. the way she was determined to prove this man wrong- god you have no idea how torturous was for the latter to accept the fact that this woman was definitely not a rookie. she was, is and will always be the half that completes him.”

i don’t deserve this man god.

it wasn’t the first time this thought came into her mind. she always doubted that someone could love her character and keep up with all the time without getting tired. it was a miracle at the most unexpected place and time in her life. klaw kept the tears so she couldn’t spoil the perfect moment that was facing right now.

“you know that i suck at this thing called: complementing back so i’ll say a simple line,” she caressed slowly every inch of his face and whispered. “i love you ethan jonah ramsey with everything that is good and bad in you.”

he did the same aback after sharing a kiss. “i love you too klaudia helena craig with everything that is good and bad in you.”

“i should’ve done the cookies for this occasion though.” they both laughed.

“do you want me to have diabetes?” ethan said shockingly. “i’ve already eaten chocolates today because Tanaka insisted and that is enough for today.”

“hmm. i don’t know but this photo looked so good for another kind of treat though.” klaw opened her phone to reveal an explicit content that truly made his heartbeats rising and his eyes widened. then in a flash it was closed and his face revealed disappointment. “but since you said it’s enough i think we’ll be fine.”

ethan struggled to find the right words and klaw let out a content smile while getting up from the seat. not until she heard a deep voice. “where do you think you’re going?”

“at home.” she said innocently. “i have a lot of work to do.”

“can i give you a hand?” he took off quickly his white coat while reaching for the keys and jacket not wiping out his smug smile. “it’s better if you work together they say.”

“that would be great.”

[nancypullen]

Last Tuesday in April

Hello again, cool cats and kittens!  We’ve been busy around the ol’ homestead this week.  The mister has eased into retirement like a boss and I think has surprised himself with how enjoyable he finds life out from under the stress of the corporate world. He started rushing around getting projects done and I had to remind him that there are no deadlines. We. are. not. in. a hurry.  He’s about to learn how to live Nancy style.  One of the projects he tackled was turning his office into a room where he can enjoy working on his photography and relaxing.  I’ll probably need to sage that room to get the bad work ju-ju out, but it’s already looking better in there.  Today we moved out his big work desk (it’s going on Facebook Marketplace) and painted two walls a color that he chose all by himself.  I may have guided his hand a bit by handing him samples that seemed in keeping with what he said he wanted. He settled on the color Jasper Stone.

It looks great.  I’m trying so hard not to tell him where I’d put things and how I’d arrange it all and what I’d put on the walls.  This is his space and he didn’t butt in when I arranged my craft room.  As long as he’s happy, I’m happy. That’s not his office in the photo, that’s just a picture of the wall color that I snagged from the Sherwin Williams site. I also finished my two dollar cabinet.  I need to learn to quit while I’m ahead.  I may have done too much to it.  But I like foo-foo, and this is definitely Fancy Nancy style.

Well, that’s not a very flattering snap - in the garage surrounded by my mess.  I’ll put her in place tomorrow and get a better photo.  That one was taken from the garage door before I picked up my tools and called it a day.

When Mickey’s office is finished that will mean that the only room left to do is the master bathroom.  I’ll probably paint the vanity in there, ideally get new flooring, and that’s about it.  I’ve got some cute art on the walls already. the shower curtain is fine. I wouldn’t mind a couple new rugs, but all in all - it’s an okay room.  The double vanity is huge, really long, lots of great space.  BUT (and you knew there was a but), above that vanity is an enormous contractor grade mirror.  Super ugly, but would be expensive and annoying to replace.  I think I’ll ask Mickey to just frame it out with trim.  If I paint the cabinets a warm off-white, use oil-rubbed bronze hardware, and then frame the mirror in a deep espresso...

If Mickey is reading this right now - sorry, honey. You knew I would get to that room eventually.  He’s already replaced the faucets and they look fabulous, now the rest of the room has to catch up. In other news, I’ve got baby zinnias popping up, baby sunflowers, baby basil, and baby dill as well. JOY!!  The beautyberry bush that I planted from a bare root shipment is putting out little green leaves and that excites me so much.  I’m slowly turning this new patch of ours into the sort of haven that I need, and Mickey drove into Dover on Monday and picked up all of the stuff to install the fence that I’ve been begging for out by the tree line!

He’s conned Tyler into coming out and helping him get it built on the weekend of the 6th.  Of course, that means there will probably be biblical rains that weekend.  I hope not.  That’s also Kentucky Derby weekend.  Maybe I’ll win enough to pay for the fence.  I’d probably have to bet more than $5.  Speaking of the Edgewater folks, we had Little Miss all to ourselves for a sleepover last weekend.  On Saturday we took her to the Earth Day celebration at Adkins Arboretum.  They had tons of stuff for kids to do, live music, food, etc.  I packed a picnic lunch for us and we hiked, played, ate, and had the best day.  She wore her Wonder Woman costume (because, of course) and had her face painted like a butterfly (again, of course).  She was very popular with the crowd and stole the heart of a little boy named William who enlisted her help in his search for dinosaur fossils.  They were hilarious together.

Gee, doesn’t pack the same punch when you can’t see their sweet faces.  The world would be better if we all behaved like kids - everyone is a potential friend and everything is fun.   Another happy note - this afternoon a neighbor across the street came over and gave me crabs.  Let me rephrase that.  The lady across the street brought over some locally caught, already boiled in Old Bay, delicious Maryland crabs. Blough’s Seafood is just down the road from us and apparently they’ve got the best prices in the area.  She’d picked up a bushel, had a big feast and wanted to share the wealth.  Isn’t that nice?? I confess, while Mickey was upstairs taping off his office for us to paint I snapped off a claw and enjoyed the delicious crab meat inside.   I could eat my weight in crab (and lobster, and shrimp), so that neighborly gesture was enormously appreciated.  I’ll have to send some baked goods over or something.   I think one officially becomes a Maryland resident when you have crabs in your frig. Kind of like Tennessee and the Moon Pie.  Or moonshine.

That last photo reminds me that it’s nearly time for me to start dinner.  I’ve got chicken thawed, but I’m pretty sure my main course will be crab tonight.  Can you believe that Mickey doesn’t care for it?  How have we lasted 41 years? He doesn’t like crab or lobster and I’m not a fan of biscuits or banana pudding.  It’s like a mixed-faith marriage.   Anywho, moving on.  I’ll wrap it up and get busy with dinner. Meet ya’ back here tomorrow.  I truly hope that you’re having a lovely day and that the spring weather in your neck of the woods is treating you kindly.  Spring can be moody, but she’s an artist, isn’t she?  Enjoy the process. Stay safe, stay well, spread some love. XOXO,

Nancy

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Other Youtubers Included (4) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three

A Stolen Ring (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Dan’s not normal. Why?

He's not human, he has a mysterious ring, and he hates Phil Lester. They have a strange past, one filled with bullying and avoidance, but when Dan turns into an incubus, everything changes. He struggles with his identity and cries himself to sleep most nights, yearning to be normal. And somehow the universe makes it worse by bringing him and Phil together - in the most literal sense.

All Because of Him. (ao3) - Howellsprincess

Summary: Someone leaves a baby at Dan and Phil's flat. Dan doesn't know what to do with a baby, he can barely take care of himself.

Always Wanted to be in a Phandwich - dicktsunami

Description: Dan and Phil’s relationship is electric, and Tyler takes the opportunity to be part of it.

Butterfly (ao3) - A_Million_Regrets

Summary: Phil Lester, a lonely writer, finds a dying boy with beautiful black wings on a cold, rainy night in a dingy alleyway. He recognizes the boy as one of the winged men hated by human society. They are considered to be wild, ferocious beasts, but Phil's sympathy forces him to help the boy.

What happens when the boy, considered to be a wild beast, gets too attached and follows him home with an innocent, dimpled smile?

Chapter Two (ao3) - HandleWithCare

Summary: All Phil wanted was the newest Stephen King novel. What he found instead was even better and may have even changed his life. No matter how good or bad chapter one is, sometimes, you just have to be brave and turn to chapter two.

Cheers (ao3) - ahappyphil

Summary: Phil and Zoe have a tipsy chat in America. Phil says a bit too much

DBC - full-dark-no-starss

Summary: It’s 1995 and five kids are stuck in detention the night of year eleven prom. There’s the bad boy; Dan, with his battered leather jacket, bad attitude and lame crush on Phil, the hot-headed geek who hates him. Then there’s Emma; the strange red-head with no voice, Louise, the pretty rich girl and Joe, the guy who’s captain of every sport in the school, but his only interest is drama.

Something happens that night, forever trapping the five of them in Batley Arts High School. They maintain their ambitions and aspirations despite being dead for twenty years…

Desires (ao3) - A_Million_Regrets

Summary: What would you do if you were suddenly hauled from your inauspicious life and dumped into an unforeseen catastrophe with your worst enemy?

Dan Howell and Phil Lester completely and utterly hate each other. They fight every time they meet, and all of their friends are tired of it. But one day, these two hot-headed, reckless men stumble through a secret passage in a mysterious old house and wake up on a strange island uninhabited by other intelligent life forms. They only have each other and no way to escape. Will they fight to death, or will they learn to trust each other in a world where no one else exists? Can they put aside their mutual hatred for each other to survive this misfortune?

(don't know what I'd do)If I Lost You (ao3) - plsdontfightme

Summary: In which Dan and Phil are going on a rescue mission. Things do not go as planned.

Fall Like a Teenager (ao3) - cafephan

Summary: “Okay here’s one, mister tough guy,” Louise bites her lip for a moment, though it’s almost immediately replaced with a smirk. “I dare you to kiss someone you’ve never kissed before.”

Or,

The group of friends take part in Truth or Dare, Dan is too willing and Phil is unprepared.

For me, For you, For us (ao3) - Jay_Maria

Summary: It's Phil's first day at Uni and all he's expecting is a quiet uneventful year filled with a lot of school work, new friends, and opportunities for his future.

However everything that he thought he knew changes when he meets Daniel James Howell, hands down the most beautiful person he has ever seen, Dan intrigues him from the very start.

Dan however, wants nothing to do with Phil, he's hiding a few secrets of his own and he seems to want Phil as far away from him as possible.

But when destiny pulls two people together, sometimes it's best not to stay away.

Hawk and Dove (ao3) - aprilflowers96

Summary: In a world where super powers plague people all over the world, Dan Howell fights to keep his emotions and pyrokinesis under control. After years of success, Dan is outed and whisked away to a school that claims to teach him to use his abilities "safely". Still unable to control the fire that seems to rage under his skin, Dan's only solace is in his roommate Phil, who can't seem to stop turning things to ice. While trying to end the corruption at The School, the team discovers the real reason they're being held. In an explosion of fist fights, super suits, and betrayal, Dan and Phil try to do what they feel is right.

Here's Hope (ao3) - CanYourDan

Summary: In the past Omegas were treated terribly, however due to new laws in England, this practice has become illegal. Phil Lester works for an Omega rescue center, and so far things have been all business, however when a maltreated Omega named Dan comes in, things become complicated for Phil as he does the thing the center always advises against, his heart becomes involved, and he feels like it's breaking.

home is where the heart is. (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: 16 year old Daniel Howell had always felt out of place in his dad's fancy apartment or under the Singaporean sun. Life was not bad, but being the son of a British expatriate banker divorcee with commitment issues meant that there was never a home.

Inspired by the only constant in his life, a similar aged British youtuber by the name of Phil Lester, Dan decides to move to his supposed homeland Britain on a whim, in the hopes of escaping his bubble of isolation, and maybe find the place where he truly belonged.

Somehow Dan lands himself in one of the few notorious all boys boarding schools in Britain, one that has bizarre traditions, vicious inter-house competition and way too many attractive boys; and a roommate who had been Dan's best friend all along, even if Phil Lester hadn't known it.

Dan finally found home.

I'll be the boy with the silver lining (you'll be the boy with the cinderblock garden) (ao3) - elusive_eventuality

Summary: This was it. Today was the day. The day Phil was going to ask Dan to marry him.

OR

Based off of this prompt:

Phil asks Dan to marry him at vidcon in front of all their YouTube friends who weren't even aware they were together

It’s Okay if it Doesn’t Rhyme, Right? - cherryblossom-phil

Summary: AU based off the movie “Music and Lyrics”; Phil Lester’s a “has-been” - a jaded popstar slowly fading into obscurity. But when UK’s new princess of pop, Zoella, asks him to write her next single, Phil gets a chance at reinvention. There’s just one problem - he’s never been good at writing lyrics, just the music behind it. Enter Dan Howell, the strange young man who waters his plants and has a way with words. 

Kick Off (ao3) - jestbee

Summary: Dan used to play football but now he's stuck coaching a second league team thats in danger of relegation. He's fallen out of love with the game, his team hates him, and Phil Lester, the coach of their biggest rivals, is the most annoying person he's ever met.

Luckily life is a game of two halves and things are about to take a turn for the better.

Living is Easy with My Eyes Closed (ao3) - TheUKAmazingDan

Summary: September 19, 1976

Dan Howell liked pretty things and a pretty guy, but not the one who was interested in him. No, Dan was infatuated with someone he couldn't have.

Looks Can Be Deceiving (ao3) - Phanfictionhoe

Summary: The new kid that scares everyone because of his looks teaches Dan that you really shouldn't judge a book by its cover.

Misunderstandings (ao3) - iwoulddieforthisship

Summary: Phil was breaking up with him. Dan was sure.

Pure angst with a happy ending, no spoilers tho, you'll have to read to find out lmao, hope you enjoy

Patterns (ao3) - gravityplant

Summary: In which the university student Dan moves into his first apartment, completely alone in the world for the first time. The lack of friends he compensates with overworking. But then there's suddenly Phil. Charming, shy Phil, with the most childish smile Dan's ever witnessed. Suddenly nothing's ever the same.

Pretty Odd - phillestatos

Summary: Dan Howell, piano teacher and speedster, craves chocolate cakes at three in the morning. He meets a baker named Phil who owns the only store opened at three in the morning and who bakes the most delicious chocolate cake in the world. It’s a pretty odd love story.

Red, Lies and ‘I Love You’s (ao3) - philsdrill

Summary: Phil and trans!Dan are at Playlist Live and run into a complication when Dan gets his period during a meetup. Phil and Louise come to the rescue. Fluff.

soap. (ao3) - manchestereye

Summary: dan doesn’t expect his first tour with his band to be this chaotic, but life finds a way to surprise him.

Sometimes being a vampire can really suck (ao3) - tol_but_smol

Summary: Soulmate vampire AU! Every vampire has a soulmate, they can be human, vampire, any gender and when they meet you know their your soulmate.

Thanks to Tyler - phanisinlove

Summary: Tyler finds out that Dan likes Phil and that Phil likes Dan. Tyler then plays match maker, kinda.

The Colour Thieves - lestericalphan

Summary: The Government has banned colour, creativity, and homosexuality in Braith, the Black and White City, in order to provide only the necessary requirements for life, but some escape the confines of the city to become Colour Thieves, vowing to return the world to the way it ought to be. Dan, a perfectly normal citizen, gets kidnapped by a band of Thieves, stealing him away from all he knows for unknown reasons. But will they change Dan’s way of thinking or just scare him away?

The League (Phan AU) (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: The League of Specially Trained Individuals is a global criminal group who work in the shadows. They never get caught and they never leave a trace.

Dan Howell and Phil Lester were trained to fight and die for the League, but when Dan's father tries to make their lives a living hell and Phil questions his allegiance, things will go awry and no one will be safe.

to all the people i've loved before (and the one who actually made me fall in love) (ao3) - natigail

Summary: Phil doesn’t crush on people often, but when he does the emotions seem to overwhelm him. The only way he knows how to deal is to write love letters. They were never meant to be read.

The most recent letter threatens to ruin his relationship with his big brother Martyn, so in a fit of panic, Phil finds himself turning to the boy who was the recipient of the very first love letter for help. Even if he is Dan Howell, the school heartthrob.

Who's Taking You Home Tonight? (ao3) - whatkindoffanfics

Summary: October, 1944. While World War II rages on, Dan Howell finds himself thrown into the secretive world of Bletchley Park, a headquarters for intercepting and breaking the codes of encrypted German messages.

[my-chaos-radio-80-list]

I Can Dream About You - Dan Hartman

I Can’t Hold Back - Suvivor

I Can't Tell You Why - Eagles

I Can't Wait - Nu Shooz

I Come Undone - Jennifer Rush

I Cry Just A Little Bit - Shakin' Stevens

I Don't Wanna Dance - Eddy Grant

I Don't Wanna Get Hurt - Donna Summer

I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That - Elton John

I Don’t Want A Lover - Texas

I Don't Want To Talk About It - Everything But The Girl

I Drove All Night - Cyndi Lauper

I Feel For You - Chaka Khan

I Get Weak - Belinda Carlisle

I Got You - Split Enz

I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues - Elton John

I Hate Myself For Loving You - Joan Jett & the Blackhearts

I Hear You Know - Jon & Vangelis

I Heard A Rumour - Bananarama

I Just Can't Wait - Mandy Smith

I Know There's Something Going On - Frida

I Like Chopin - Gazebo

I Only Wanna Be With You - Samantha Fox

I Really Wanna Know You - Gary Wright

I Surrender (To The Spirit Of The Night) - Samantha Fox

I Wanna Hear Your Heart Beat (Sunday Girl) - Bad Boys Blue

I Want To Break Free - Queen

I Want Your Love - Transvision Vamp

I Won't Back Down - Tom Petty

I Won't Let The Sun Go Down On Me - Nik Kershaw

I Won't Let You Down - Ph.D.

I'd Rather Jack - The Reynolds Girls

(I'll Never Be) Maria Magdalena - Sandra

I'll Be Over You - Toto

I'm Alive - Electric Light Orchestra

I'm Not The Man I Used To Be - Fine Young Cannibals

I’m On Fire - Bruce Springsteen

I've Been In Love Before - Cutting Crew

If I Could - 1927

If I Could Turn Back Time - Cher

If Only I Could - Sydney Youngblood

If You Asked Me To - Patti LaBelle

Iko Iko - Belle Stars

In Between Days - The Cure

In My House - Mary Jane Girls

In Some Other World - Wax

In The Air Tonight - Phil Collins

In The Name Of Love - Cora

In Your Eyes - Peter Gabriel

In Your Wildest Dreams - The Moody Blues

Innocent - Mike Oldfield

Innocent Love - Sandra

Into The Groove - Madonna

Invincible - Pat Benatar

Invisible Touch - Genesis

Is There Something I Should Know - Duran Duran

Is This Love - Whitesnake

Islands - Mike Oldfield, Bonnie Tyler

It Doesn't Have To Be - Erasure

It Doesn't Have To Be This Way - The Blow Monkeys

It Must Be Love - Madness

It's A Mistake - Men At Work

It's A Sin - Pet Shop Boys

It's Alright (Baby's Coming Back) - Eurythmics

It's My Life - Talk Talk

It's My Party - Dave Stewart, Barbara Gaskin

It's Raining Again - Supertramp

It’s The First Time - Lois Lane

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Japanese Boy - Aneka

Joanna - Kool & The Gang

Jocelyn Square - Love & Money

Johnny Come Home - Fine Young Cannibals

Jump - Van Halen

Just Around The Corner - Cock Robin

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Kalimba De Luna - Tony Esposito

Karma Chameleon - Culture Club

Kathy's Gone - Robin Gibb

Kiss Me - Stephen Duffy

Kokomo - The Beach Boys

Kyrie - Mr. Mister

[alt-zombee]

Yo, yo, fuck 2DopeBoyz and fuck Nah Right And any other fuck-nigga-ass blog that can't put an 18-year-old nigga Makin' his own fuckin' beats, covers, videos and all that shit Fuck you post-Drake-ass cliche-jerkin', LA-slauson rappin' Fuck-nigga-ass Hypebeast niggas Now back to the album

Well, Tyler, hi, I'm Dr. TC, and um, I'm guessin' That your teacher sent you here to talk 'cause you were misbehavin' Um, it's gonna be three sessions, today, tomorrow, Wednesday So, just tell me somethin' about yourself Well look, if you don't talk, I mean these sessions are goin' to go slower

This is what the devil plays before he goes to sleep Some food for thought some food for death, go ahead and fuckin' eat My father's dead, well I don't know, we'll never fuckin' meet I cut my wrist and play piano 'cause I'm so depressed Somebody call the pastor, this bastard is so possessed This meetin' just begun, nigga, I'm Satan's son

My mother raised me, a single parent, so it's apparent That I got love for my mother, none of you other fuckers Are much important, I'm gettin' angrier while recordin' I'm feelin' like the bulls, I've got a gang of wolves Odd Future is children that's fucked up on they mental Simple, but probably not, fuck 'em

I'm tall, dark, skinny, my ears are big as fuck Drunk white girls, the only way I'll get my dick sucked Suspended from school, coolest nigga without effort Easy to spot like black bitches with fake leopard Soak me up in a tampon, but keep the lamp on 'Cause this album pack enough evil That you can't fit inside a Jansport Go to school with this

I go from AP to JC inside a fuckin' week Wakin' up with random girls like, "Yo, bitch, how the fuck we meet?" I stay with grandma, she always bitchin' about her carpet Every time I walk inside the house, she always tend to start shit No to drugs, I never spark it, I used to be bullied for honor classes By those that were slow as molasses Take this shit to school

Raquel treat me like my father, like a fuckin' stranger She still don't know I made Sarah to strangle her Not put her in danger and chop her up in the back of a Wrangler All because she said no to homecomin', demons runnin' Inside my head tellin' me evil thoughts I'm the dream catcher, but nothin' but nightmares are caught Go to sleep

I wear green hats because I'm fortunately lucky "Fuck me, " the monster said, somehow the monster's dead Inside of me, but the thoughts it tells me are still evil With this state of mind, big moves, Max Keeble I'm on my grind feeble, my music is either A fucking sin or too illegal, play this shit in church

I graduated without honors or fuckin' father He died (I'm so sorry), no bitch, don't even fuckin' bother I wanted a brother, my mother I told her But instead I got a sister, just like me with her mister nada So both of our imaginations are creations of the fuckin' situation That's having our brains racing like Dayton Wearin' some fuckin' Heelys

I know you fuckin' feel me, I want to fuckin' kill me The times I'm so serious, yes, you think I'm silly I'm doin' Big Style Willy couldn't touch 11 Seven, what's religion, nigga? I am legend I roll with skaters and musicians with an intuition I created O.F. 'cause I feel we're more talented Than 40-year-old rappers talkin' about Gucci When they have kids they haven't seen in years, impressin' their peers

With the same problem, the only way to solve them Is to go to Father's Day convention with a gold revolver Life's a salad, I'ma toss it, eat that shit up, Rick Ross it Shit it out, bag it up, sell it, I'm so damn rebellious 'Cause my mother let me do what I want She wasn't careless, protective she is the bear The shit is so bare, my diary isn't hid My father didn't give a fuck, so it's somethin' I inherit

My mom is all I have so it's never meet the parents When Danielle or Milan decide to fucking share This confused boy, I wanna hug, oy I'm bad for you kids to listen to, soy is not the choice I'm bad milk, drink it

Whoa, um, it seems you had a lot to say Uh, who knows, I might feel as I'm evaluatin'

My wrist is all red from the cutter Drippin' cold blood like the winter, the summer Is never that's equivalent to me and Sarah Well, that's not her fuckin' name, but I think this shit is clever My niggas wanna know if I'm fuckin', if I'm kissin' But I'm sittin' here downin' beers simply just wishin' With a tear they try to tell me, but I never listen 'Cause I don't give a shit like sittin' down pissin'

18, still talkin' to imaginaries Hopefully they see the talent I carry just like Jimmy Losers can never win me, you can never offend me My goal in life is a Grammy, hopefully mom'll attend the Ceremony with all my homies, I'm suicidal This my Zombie Circus, I hope the majors heard this Fuck a deal, I just want my father's email So I can tell him how much I fuckin' hate him in detail

Wow, um So, Tyler, if-, if you had the chance to tell him somethin' What would you tell him?

[randomcommentary]

Commentary for the movie A Good Man:

-Movies opening credits giving a Tyler Perry play realness.

-Girl, I thought that was Zac from Sistas

-thick Zac is good for paying for that toxic woman stuff. I thought they were at FedEx at first lol...

-always google the location of the date Ari

-this man is toxic

-I think Ari is the problem

-Ari missed a few days in the each one teach one program

-not him sliding down the wall after finding them in bed🤣🤣

-What in the Tyler Perry is going on. They childish for these music videos in the middle of the movie

-SWOLE ZAC WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? It's been a couple of months?? Even my men's waited nine months in

-Ari just needs to sign up for Love After Lockup with Khaotic and leave Swole Zac alone

-another music video😒

-Not the jailbird free!

-Run Ari!! He go have you in another shoot out🔫🔫

-It's clear she doesn't want Swole Zac's kids

-The red flags are showing now

-K-OS is out here on his Keith sweat to get his lady love back.

-Not him in the window 🤣

-Lawd Ari 🤦🏾‍♀️

-Not this attitude after riding K-OS

-Not thug passion🤣🤣

-What K-OS and Swole Zac meeting for??

-Wife??!! What wife is K-OS talking about??????

-Swole Zac damn near in tears watching her in the tub

-Just laying there letting Mister do his business

-This is so messy🤣🤣 C’mon respect trust and communication

-He hit her with that penny where you been

-Ari dumb

-Swole Zac is crazy

-Girl pressure?? Do you mean K-OS applying pressure😏

-Don't bring K-OS to that man's house Savannah!!

-Mama said she was in these streets😭

-another music video😒

-ARI YOU GUTTERSNIPE!!

-Ari is a damn fool having this man in Swole Zac's house between his sheets

-First of all, if you gonna be trifling don't have thug passion come the day before he's supposed to come home. Also, go to a motel and pay cash. Better yet leave that man Savannah

-He should have gone up the stairs like Mr. Big

-Not him crying outside the room lawd

-Ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun

-Not her jumping on Swole Zac for hitting Thug passion

-Not cremation😱

-It's too late for all this crying, Ari

-Hit his ass, Swole Zac!!! How you talking trash tied to a chair in your boxers

-Not taping up the baby😱

-He lame for writing bad boy on his chest🤣

-OMG!!! WHAT IS HAPPENING??!!

-Not stabing him like they in prison🔪

-Going to therapy after killing three people sir🙃

-😱😱

Bravo to the cast and crew!! This was actually a decent movie.

[polskiperson]

Bloodlust

Edward Cullen x Fem Reader

⚠️DISCLAIMER!! THIS IS SUPPOSDD TO BE REALLY BAD, IM NOT THAT BAD OF A WRITER!! THIS WAS MADE AS A JOKE!!⚠️

Summary: You've just moved to Forks, Washington, and meet a mysterious guy in your English class...

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You slowly dragged yourself out of the bathroom and began to get ready for your first day at school. "Honey! I made breakfast!" Your mum shouts from downstairs "Okay! Coming Ma!" You yell back, waddling to your closet to pick out your outfit.

You stare at yourself in the mirror as you examine your outfit, jeans, old grey worn-out trainers, and a brown oversized hoodie, plus a muted green rain jacket. You quickly brush your hair and clip part of it up in a messy half up half down look and just leave it at that. Who has time to do anything better? Not you. You don't really care how you look anyway. You're not like other girls.

You jog down the stairs and sit at the tiny round wooden table. "Here baby, your favourite, for your first day," your mum says, with a wink. "Thanks Ma," you reply with a half smile, internally dredding the day to come.

Once you finish breakfast, you head out and get in your truck, turning on the radio. You start the car and your favourite song plays. Wicked games by Chris Isaak. Before you know it, you're at school. Forks high school.

You step out of the bus and stare up at it. Thinking of all the ways today could possibly go wrong. What if you trip in the hall? What if I get called on in class? What if i- "Hey! you're new right?" A cheerful girl jumps in front to you. "I'm Jessica! Jess, it's great to meet you!" She says, slightly tilting her head and looking at you with a wide genuine smile, holding her hand out to you for a handshake. "Wh- oh, um.. hi?" You stutter, still a little stunned.

You slowly reach for her hand and she shakes it excitedly, holding it tight and the using it to drag you with her. Without the chance to think, you're already surrounded by a group of people. "Go on! Introduce yourself!" She says, her high-pitched voice ringing in your eardrums. "Umm..." you hesitate, looking at the people in front of you, staring intently, waiting for you to continue. "I-I'm, umm... I'm y/n" you force, with a lopsided smile. "Well, you already know who I am!" Jess interrupts one of the guys in front of you "so... this is Mike, Angela, Eric and Tyler!" She lists the all off, pointing at each person as she says their name and they each give a slight wave when introduced.

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First class of the day, and you're already late. In your defence, it was mainly Jessica's fault because she insisted on giving you a tour of the school before class and lead you to the complete furthest place from your first class, unbeknownst to you of course, until she told you once the bell rang.

You pause outside the classroom, hearing student chatting and using the noise as your unnoticed entrance in. Pearing in, you don't see a teacher and simply sit at an empty seat at the back of the class. Invisible, unnoticed by anyone. Just the way you wanted. "Morning class! Sorry I'm late," a tall man walks into the class, holding a breakfast, setting it down on the desk. "To the new student in class, I'm Mister Molina, welcome to my english class " He says with a smile, pointing directly at you, guiding the whole class to divert their attention to you.

A simple wave is all you manage before you cower behind your hands and drop your head on the desk, covering your face with your arms. Why did he do that? You think to yourself. Wha does the class think of you now? What will- "Ah! Mister Cullen, nice of you to finally arrive," Mr Molina says, sarcastically. Your thoughts are interrupted once again. You look up from your arms and see a tall, dark-haired boy standing up front. He makes eye contact with you, and your heart beats. He blinks and looks away, and you can feel yourself feeling... disappointed?

"There's a seat at the back for you," Mr Molina says, pointing at the seet next to you. The guy looks towards you, purposefully avoiding eye contact and walking to sit next to you. He sits, tense, staring straight at the desk in front of him. For the entire class, he didn't look up from the desk. Not even when the teacher called on him. Thankfully, the bell rang, and you never got up faster. Walking with your hood up in the hallway and straight to your next class.

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Finally, you reached the end of the school day. You walk out of the building and head towards your car, already holding books from every class filled with assignments and homework. "Hey y/n!," a familiarly high-pitched voice catches your attention. "Uhh, hey," you reply quietly. "So, the guys are thinking about going to the library to study right now. Do you want to come?" She asks. "Uh... sorry, I was just going to study by myself tonight. Uh- thanks, though. " You give her a subtle smile, and she gives you an understanding look.

A few moments after she walks away, you go to enter your truck when suddenly you hear wheels screeching and someone shouting. You turn around to see a car swirving and drifting towards you. Before you have time to react, you flintcg and close your eyes.

*CLANK*

You slowly open your eyes to see that guy from English holding you, one arm against the side of the car. A huge dent kn the car door where his arm is pressed. You look in shock at him and lock eyes. His face inches from yours, your breath hitches in your through, and time stops for a moment. "Oh my god! Are you OK! I'm so so sorry!" Tyler's voice echos in your head. You look up and see him sitting in the driver's seat of the car. The guy is quickly gone from your side and jogging away before you could even stand up. A whole crowd of people rush to the scene, and you stand up slowly. Still speachless.

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The next day...

Walking through the hallway is a nightmare. The stared of concern and pity from what happened yesterday is almost overwhelming, and the day couldn't possibly get worse. You stand in front of your locker and begin to open it when a dark figure leans on the locker next to you. You turn to look and it's the guy from English. "Hey, we haven't officially met, I'm uh, Edward..." He says, not making eye contact once. "H-hey, I'm y/n," you stare up at him, heart beating fast. Why do you get so nervous around him? "Uh.. you OK? You hurt?" He asks you, and you stare silently at him, forgetting all that happened the day before. "Yesterday, the truck. You alright?" You snap back to reality and nod your head. "Thanks to you. You kn- know that was really impressive," you say, tucking your hair behind your ear. "What?" He says, looking around. "You stopped the car by yourself. At the speed it was going, I'm surprised we're not both dead," you say with a breathy chuckle. "He looks at you for the first time during your while interaction. " Yeah, uhh, about that... could you not make a big deal about that whole thing? You know, I'm trying to keep attention off of me, yeah? He looks you up and down, and your heart skips a beat. "Uh- yeah!" Of course," you reply, and he walks away.

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Saturday...

You plan to have a quiet day in. Do some reading, study, whatever. Your mum is out of town for the weekend so you have some time by yourself. To other girls your age, this would mean parties and boys at home, but not for you. You're not like other girls. You only plan to drink tea and read all day and all night.

*KNOCK KNOCK*

You flinch, not expecting anyone right now. You walk towards the front door and look into the peep hole. Edward? He's standing on the other side, looking around as if he is worried someone will see him there. You open the door and peer at him, confused. "E-Edward? What are you doing here? You stutter, tucking your hair behind your ear. "Sorry to just show up like this, I just wanted to check up on you," He rubs the back of his neck. "Can I come in?" You nod your head and gesture for him to come in. Maybe you were wrong about the no boys thing.

There's no denying that Edward is attractive. And there's no denying the tension between you and him. You feel a strange connection with him, and it seems he does, too. Why else would he be here right now? "Again, sorry for barging in, I just- I just wanted to talk," he walks into the hallway and turns to face you. "Talk about what?" You play with the ends of your hair and walk to the living room. He follows you. "Well, I did save you from getting seriously hurt, and I thought you might want to get to know your savior," he rubs the back of his neck again, head tilted down but he maintains eye contact.

"Oh -" you blink up at him. "Yeah, that makes sense,". You gesture for him to sit down on the sofa. "You want anything to drink?" You ask him politely, hesitating to sit. "No, I'm alright," he examines the room. You sit down next to him. "So...what do you w-want to talk about,". His focus shifts to you, and he smiles. "Well, I don't really know a lot about you, so tell me about yourself,".

You talk for what feels like hours, and the more you talk, the closer he seems to get. But now you're both sitting in an awkward silence, with nothing left to talk about. "Uh- I'm going to go make some coffee," you stand. "Want some?" You walk towards the kitchen. "No, I'm okay," he replies, and you start to wonder around the kitchen. You're too distracted to realise Edward is walking to the kitchen until you see him in the corner of your eye. It starless you, causing you to trip over your own feet and trip.

"Careful," Edward gently holds your arms on his chest, and you can feel his chest vibrate against your head. You stand up straight and look up at him. you're faces inches apart. It's silent but not awkward. Your lips are almost touching. You look at his lips, then his eyes, and he does the same. You go on the tip toes to reach him, and your lips finally reach his.

[bruisedconscience]

(I never made a drabbles banner, what the heck—)

Feet kick nervously against the doctor’s exam table, spongey against the worn sneakers with crinkly paper at every tiny movement. It feels pretty familiar.

The door opens and he lifts his head up.

Chase had been assigned this patient after his previous attending had…a little falling out with him. Well, one of them, from what Chase was told. After House had seen him work with Iris using hypnosis, it’s like the Head of Diagnostics had been hypnotized into finding more D/ID cases on Chase’s behalf. It wasn’t like it was his specialty, that was, rather comfortably, surgery, thank you very much. Hypnosis didn’t even always work with every patient. It wasn’t ever one size fits all with any mental disorder. Robert didn’t fancy himself a psychologist.

So he focused on what he knew.

“Joseph,” he began after a brief knock to let the patient know he was entering (something House never did), “how’re you feeling today? Has the tenderness improved at all?”

Tenderness of what? Were chicken tenders part of his medicine? Better… Was he feeling better? That, he could answer.

“Um, okay.”

Chase wasn’t going to jump on it—assuming wasn’t ever good, but he could observe for another minute or two. His initial assessment figured that Joseph Moore wasn’t so…fidgety and shy-looking when he was in the hospital. Typically, he was exasperated, exhausted, and desperate to leave as quickly as possible.

Smaller words, maybe?

“Does it hurt on your cheek, right here?” Chase taps the spot where Joe’s bandages are on his own cheek to show where he means. Was this alter called Joe, even? Sometimes they shared names, from what Chase understood. Sometimes there weren’t many differences between parts at all. “Or anywhere new? Headaches, upset…tummy?”

“Um, I threw up yesterday. But that’s cuz of the, um, candy. It’s spooky time…so there’s candy…” He fiddles with Joe’s sleeves, hiding his fingers deeper in them because they looked…really long, like always. Like he was a skeleton creature.

Oh, Isaac was telling him things.

“My cheek hurts but I’m taking the…the mecidine. The p…mecidine.” He reaches into his pocket and pulls them out, shakes them so they rattle and he smiles at the noise. “Um. I don’t know what they are, but I took ‘em cuz it was my turn… They taste bad. Do they have, um…candy ones?” The room is getting smaller. Tucker holds the pills in his hands loosely and looks at the door. Chase glances over his shoulder, thinking House had walked in. Nope, no one.

“If you don’t want to talk with me, that’s okay. I’m only here to help you out, okay? It’s best if you’re honest with me.”

“I fink m’gonna go, actu’lly. You’re nice, but I’m, I’m tired, mister.”

“Okay,” Chase said, keeping the skepticism completely out of his voice that his brain tried to put there. “You can go. We can reschedule, okay? You come back when you… Oh—“ Chase stepped forward and caught Joe as he leaned forward, the closed pill bottle falling to the floor.

Joseph came back and sat up slowly, pressing his hand hard over his eye to try and stave off a migraine forming behind there.

He hissed and looked up at the bright lights. Hospital? Shit.

Joe looked more upset than anything.

“What did I do now?” He asked the doctor standing looking concerned in front of him.

“Uh, nothing,” Chase said. “Do…you think you did something?

More rubbing at his eyes to try and wake up. “No, just… Sorry.” He knew to lie a little better now, but Robert knew, so… “I don’t remember getting here, that’s all. I’d hate to think that…”

“Tyler,” Chase realized. “You’re worried about Tyler coming back.”

“I didn’t— Did he— How do you—“

“Your psychologist came by once he’d heard you were admitted last month, for your injuries. I’m sorry to frighten you. So far as I know, whoever I was just talking to…was young. I didn’t get a name.”

Joe sighed and saw his pills on the floor. At least Chase wasn’t bruised or bleeding, so maybe he just dropped them instead of started a fight over them.

“I don’t know all their names either, it’s fine.” He get down off the exam table to get the pills and almost fainted from the rush of blood following the movement. He got himself back up.

“I need a minute, I think. Can you…give me a minute? I’ll probably be…here, more, in a few minutes and…y’know, I’ll be more useful than a three year old or whatever.” The headaches usually did mean a little, or an asshole. Somebody he didn’t know.

Chase nodded. “Of course. I’ll go get you some water.”

[part-time-miracle-aligner]

Mini Mansions, King Tut’s, 6/5/19

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i knew that tdpofficial looked through the tag in theory but every time they post a reminder my soul leaves my body