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[tophsazulas]

Mitch Pinciotti, Jo Mitchell and Trevor Canton for the ask game?

Mitch Pinciotti

1. Do you love/hate/don't feel strongly about this character? I like him. Need to write more for him.

2. What's your favorite trait of this character? He’s just a very chill guy and I love the way he appreciates his mom.

3. What's your favorite moment/even involving this character? Him and Jared having a video game tournament together.

4. If you could have one power/attribute/etc. of this character, what would it be? Idk. Lol I need to write for him more.

5. Have you ever pictured this character naked? TMI

6. When did you fall in love/hate with this character? From the moment I created him.

7. Who's your OTP for this character? Delilah

Jo Mitchell

1. Do you love/hate/don't feel strongly about this character? Darling!

2. What's your favorite trait of this character? How resilient she is.

3. What's your favorite moment/even involving this character? Her opening up to Kris about her molestation.

4. If you could have one power/attribute/etc. of this character, what would it be? Her resilience.

5. Have you ever pictured this character naked? TMI

6. When did you fall in love/hate with this character? From the moment I wrote more for her

7. Who's your OTP for this character? Kelly

Trevor Canton

1. Do you love/hate/don't feel strongly about this character? Love him

2. What's your favorite trait of this character? He’s just very chill and a kind guy.

3. What's your favorite moment/even involving this character? Whenever he burns Ryland.

4. If you could have one power/attribute/etc. of this character, what would it be? His kindness.

5. Have you ever pictured this character naked? TMI

6. When did you fall in love/hate with this character? Loved him from the start.

7. Who's your OTP for this character? Serena

[einsteinsugly]

Since you ask fun questions for us to answer in your polls, here’s one for you: how would you rate every T70’sS character from your favorite to least favorite? Feel free to just include the main group of kids and Kitty and Red, but you can obviously include minor characters too if you want to! No ties allowed just to make this a challenge :)

This is why I keep anon on, even though bitchy, butthurt anons slip through every once in awhile. :)

Anywho, here's my list, amongst all the main characters (minus season 8).

1. Eric Forman

2. Donna Pinciotti

3. Steven Hyde

4. Jackie Burkhart

5. Red Forman

6. Kitty Forman

7. Leo Chingkwake. He's just sort of...there, for me.

8 and 9. Bob and Midge Pinciotti. Meh.

10. Laurie Forman. She falls under the "interesting asshole" category.

11. Michael Kelso. Same as above.

12. Fez. He's tolerable in seasons 1-4, but he's awful from seasons 5-8.

For minor characters, I really like Brooke. Casey and Mitch fall under the interesting asshole category.

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Star Wars and Cherry Gloss

by Pootamis13

From the very first time his eyes came upon her own he knew he was beat. Knew deep down that she was staring back at him as though looking directly into his soul and what she found? What she found was to her liking. A complete rewrite of That 70's Show Changing of The Guard once posted on FF.

Words: 3542, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Eric and Jackie

Fandoms: That '70s Show

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: Eric Forman (That '70s Show), Jackie Burkhart, Michael Kelso, Brooke Rockwell, Fez (That '70s Show), Steven Hyde, Red Forman, Kitty Forman, Bob Pinciotti, Mitch Miller, Pam Burkhart, Pam Macy, Crazy Caroline, Laurie Forman

Relationships: Jackie Burkhart/Eric Forman, Michael Kelso/Brooke Rockwell

Additional Tags: Fluff, Fluff and Smut, Fluff and Humor, Family Fluff, Romantic Fluff, Christmas Fluff, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Humor, Sexual Humor, Comedy, Romantic Comedy

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[god-gave-me-a-pretzel]

[thestupidhelmet]

Back in the 70s there was a lot of misogyny and expectations of women to look a certain way. Ik Jackie always mentioned Donnas height/size but it’s kinda cool how none of the guys considered Donnas height something intimidating or less feminine.

Considering Eric is 5′11, Kelso is 6′2, and Hyde is 5′10, Donna’s 5′10 height likely wouldn’t intimidate them. They also grew up with her since they were very young kids. She was considered “one of the guys” until shortly before “That ‘70s Pilot (1x01). Plus she’s got “all the right (feminine) curves in all the right places.”

Fez is 5′8, but he loves them big, he loves them small, he loves them all (his own words).

Mitch, who’s 5′4, thinks of Donna as a trophy, so her height is a plus. 

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Masterlist!

Harry Potter (Golden Trio Era):

George Weasley

Fred Weasley

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger

Ron Weasley

Luna Lovegood

Neville Longbottom

Cho Chang

Lavender Brown

Ginny Weasley

Tonks

Draco Malfoy

Pansy Parkinson

Cedric Diggory

Fleur Delacor

Seamus Finnigan

Dean Thomas

Older Colin Creevey

Padma Patil

Parvati Patil

Harry Potter (Marauders Era):

Remus Lupin

James Potter

Sirius Black

Peter Pettigrew

Regulus Black

Lily Potter

Scream(1996):

Billy Loomis

Stu Macher

Poly!Ghostface

Sidney Prescott

Tatum Riley

Randy Meeks

The Outsiders:

Johnny Cade

Ponyboy

Dally

Soda

Darry

Two-Bit

Steve

Diary of a Wimpy Kid:

Rodrick Heffley

Dead Poets Society:

Neil Perry

Charlie Dalton

Todd Anderson

Steven Meeks

Chris

Pittsie

Knox

Cameron

Outer Banks:

JJ Maybank

John B. Rutledge

Kiara Carrera

Pope Hayward

Sarah Cameron

Rafe Cameron

Stranger Things:

Mike Wheeler

Will Byers

Steve Harrington

Dustin Henderson

Lucas Sinclair

Max Mayfield

Eleven (Jane)

Robin Buckley

Jonathan Byers

Nancy Wheeler

The Mighty Ducks:

Charlie Conway

Adam Banks

Jesse Hall

Greg Goldberg

Connie Moreau

Guy Germaine

Julie Gaffney

Fulton Reed

Dean Portman

Luis Mendoza

Dwayne Robertson

Ken Wu

Russ Tyler

Lester Averman

Community:

Abed Nadir

Troy Barnes

Britta Perry

Annie Edison

Jeff Winger

That '90s Show:

Leia Forman

Jay Nelson

Nate

Gwen Rnuck

Ozzie

Niki

That 70s Show:

Eric Forman

Donna Pinciotti

Jackie Burkhart

Steven Hyde

Fez

Michael Kelso

Dazed and Confused:

Randall 'Pink' Floyd

Don Dawson

Slater

Kevin Pick ford

Michelle

Mitch Kramer

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I will write Character x OC and Character x Reader

I will NOT write going to 'paris' with the Weasley twins or SMUT

Requests can be made on my page

Please be kind<33

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J/H 6-19: Squeeze Box

Episode order continues to shift; "Squeeze Box" is now 6-19.

FF.Net AO3

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SHOW TITLE   INT. THEATER – DAY   A date at the movies. With a slight crowd before and behind them, ERIC and DONNA slide down an empty middle aisle, into the middle seats. Donna carries a bag of popcorn.   DONNA: You know, before we decided not to have sex –   ERIC: You decided. I'm ready.   DONNA: Right, I decided - movies were just a dark place to fool around before we went home and did it, but now we can really watch the movie. Isn't that great?   ERIC: It's fabulous. I mean, there's nothing I hate more than the feeling that I'm about to have sex.   In the aisle behind them, a blonde – let’s call her SLURPEE – slides down, stops when she sees Eric.   SLURPEE: Hi!   Eric turns around, sees her.   ERIC: Hi. Hey. Hi!   SLURPEE: (beat) Okay!   She continues on her way.   DONNA: (to Eric) Isn't that the girl who sells slurpees? Why’s she saying "hi" to you?   ERIC: I don't know. It's weird. I've never talked to her before. I mean, maybe one time I said, "you're out of spoon straws," but that's it.   The lights dim. The film begins. Donna, attentive to the screen, begins munching on popcorn; Eric mopes.   ERIC (v.o.): (thoughts) Great. Now I have to sit through Kramer vs. Kramer again with no shot at nookie. First time we saw it, I said, "you know, dads can be good parents, too," and Donna's shirt just floated off.   DONNA (v.o.): (thoughts) What is wrong with me? A boy's gonna lose his mother, and all I can think about is fooling around. I am such a dirty girl. I should be spanked. Ooh, stop it!   ERIC (v.o.): (thoughts) Screw it. Sneak attack is my only hope. I'm gonna go with the yawn and grab. Watch out for my hand, pretty mamma, 'cause I'm not really tired.   Eric fakes a yawn and reaches a hand around the back of Donna’s seat.   DONNA (v.o.): (thoughts) Oh, God. It’s the yawn and grab. How do I stop it?   As Eric’s hand reaches down for a squeeze, Donna tips the tub of popcorn over. Popcorn spills all over Eric’s lap.   DONNA: Oops! Oh, sorry.   ERIC: Oh, come on. It's okay.   He brushes off most of the popcorn and turns back to the movie.   ERIC (v.o.): (thoughts) Great. Now my lap's covered in hot buttered popcorn. That's the most action I've gotten in weeks.   CUT TO:   INT. FORMAN KITCHEN – DAY   A sunny day. A lazy day. HYDE reads a newspaper as he eats a sandwich at the kitchen table while RED rummages through the fridge. KITTY enters through the patio door.   KITTY: Well, it’s official: Pam’s moving in with Bob. You know, I can’t believe that woman. She’s forcing poor Fez and Michael to carry in box after box loaded with her clothes and undergarments. I don’t even think she’s paying them.   HYDE: No, but I’m pretty sure they’ll help themselves to a few souvenirs.   Kitty shrugs, exits into the living room. Red, beer in hand, crosses to the kitchen table and sits.   RED: You know, I bet you, with all the new crap that’s gonna be cluttering up that house, this is just the excuse Bob needs to “forget” where he put that toolkit I loaned him last week.   HYDE: Why don’t you just go get it now?   RED: I could do that... but why should I when I have you?   HYDE: But I don’t want to go get it.   RED: And I don’t want people your age in my house. But you are your age, and this is my house.   He gives Hyde an ugly grin.   CUT TO:   INT. HALLWAY – DAY   The upstairs hall of the Pinciotti home. BOB, boxes in hand, strolls down one end of the hall just as Hyde comes around the other.   HYDE: Hey, Bob. Red sent me to get his toolkit.   BOB: Oh, sure thing, Steven. (nods to nearest door) Middle shelf on the bedroom bookcase.   He continues on his way. Hyde steps up, opens the door, and is greeted by the sight of PAM, topless. She turns around and smiles at him.   PAM: Hi, Steven.   Hyde’s hand falls off the doorknob. His jaw goes slack. As if in a trance, he turns around and moves as quickly as he can the way he came.

MAIN CREDITS   BUMPER   INT. FORMAN KITCHEN – DAY   Moments later. Red is back on his feet, preparing a sandwich for himself at the island. Hyde throws the patio door open and slides back into the kitchen. He pulls the door shut, locks it, sits back down at the kitchen table, and looks anywhere but the door as his fingers drum along the table’s edge.   RED: (looks up) So, where’re my tools?   HYDE: Not there.   His eyes settle on the far end of the table. His finger tapping grows faster. Red starts to take notice of Hyde’s nerves.   RED: Not there?   HYDE: Nope. Not there.   RED: They’ve gotta be over there. I know I lent them to Bob. Now you get back over there. I want my tools, dammit!   HYDE: (quickly) Well, think about it, Red. “Your” tools. “Lending” them to Bob. What is the concept of ownership, anyway? Isn’t it all just part of the corrupt capitalist system keeping us down?   RED: What the hell’s the matter with you? I’ve never seen you this twitchy. You’ve been spending too much time with Eric.   He shoves his sandwich aside, crosses to the patio door.   RED (cont’d): Fine. I’ll get the damn things myself.   He unlocks the door and heads outside.   CUT TO:   INT. PINCIOTTI BEDROOM – DAY   The master bedroom of the Pinciotti home. Pam is still walking around topless as the door opens and Red takes a step inside. He freezes the second his eyes spy Pam. She turns and smiles at him.   PAM: Hi, Red.   Red’s hand falls off the doorknob. His jaw goes slack. As if in a trance, he turns around and moves as quickly as he can the way he came.   CUT TO:   INT. FORMAN KITCHEN – DAY   Red throws the patio door open and slides back into the kitchen. He pulls the door shut, locks it, sits back down at the kitchen table across from Hyde, and looks anywhere but the door as his fingers drum along the table’s edge.   HYDE: You saw ‘em too, didn’t you?   RED: (beat) What the hell is wrong with that house? Open marriages, nudist parties, and now Bob’s sending people into his room without warning while the town lush struts around, exhibiting herself!   HYDE: What do we do about this?   RED: What’s there to do? We didn’t ask for that! As far as I’m concerned, it never happened. We don’t speak of it again, and we don’t say a word to anyone.   HYDE: Maybe that works for you. I just got flashed by Jackie’s mom. I can’t keep that from her. She’s gonna know something happened. She’s like a bloodhound who can sniff out whenever I do anything wrong. Things are still heavy with her and Pam. She’s not gonna like this.   RED: Oh, and Kitty will? Because she’ll find out about two seconds after you tell your loudmouth girlfriend. You just remember this, pal – if I go down from this, I’m taking you with me. And when I take people down, they stay down. Just ask North Korea.   He looks down at the table, scowling. Hyde starts tapping the table edge again.   HYDE: She say “hi” to you, too?   Red rolls his eyes; he still wants to drop it. But Hyde presses on:   HYDE (cont’d): What is that, a come-on?   RED: What woman comes on to their teenage daughter’s boyfriend?   HYDE: I know, right? I mean – I’ve been hit on by older women before, and it was great. Made me feel all naughty. But with this, I just want to reach into my brain and cut out the whole memory of the last ten minutes of my life. It’s not fun anymore.   RED: Well, Steven, that’s what love does – it makes things not fun anymore. Enjoy it.   He turns away again as Hyde’s head twitches this way and that.   BUMPER   MUSIC NOTE: “Can’t Find Love” by Earth, Wind and Fire.   INT. DONNA’S BEDROOM – DAY   The aftermath of the movies. Donna sits at her writing desk, her back to her open door. Her foot taps relentlessly as she talks on the phone.   DONNA: Look, Jackie, Eric and I came really close to doing it, and I am so jacked up on hormones, I feel like I could jump the first guy I see.   As she says this, MITCH comes up the hall and into her doorway, a peach cobbler in hand. He strolls into the room, sets the cobbler down on Donna’s desk, and leans over her shoulder.   MITCH: Then look my way, pretty lady.   Donna jumps slightly; she didn’t notice him come in. She sets the phone down and stands over Mitch.   DONNA: Okay, Mitch, you know I love having you around 'cause you say really nice things about me.   MITCH: Like how the sun pales in radiance to the beauty of your smile?   DONNA: Yeah, like that.   MITCH: Yeah.   DONNA: But I have to talk to Jackie, and it's girl stuff.   She takes Mitch by the arm and pulls him to the door.   MITCH: Oh, you're so strong. You make me feel like Jessica Lange in King Kong.   Donna gives him a shove out into the hall and throws the door shut after him.   BUMPER   INT. FORMAN BASEMENT – DAY   The next day. Just the boys, but not the usual line-up of boys: FEZ sits in Hyde’s chair, Eric and Mitch share the couch, and KELSO sits in the lawn chair. Eric has a half-finished X-Wing Fighter model in his hands, the open box for it on the coffee table. Eric works on the model with a tool as he talks.   ERIC: You know why Darth Vader went to the dark side? He was dating a redhead who wouldn't put out.   FEZ: So you are like Darth Vader in the sense that you're not getting any, but you are not like Darth Vader in the sense that you are weak and strike fear in no one.   Eric nods, gives Fez the thumbs’ up.   ERIC: Well, this is certainly one way to spend an afternoon.   KELSO: You know, I never really got into making models. Guess I was too busy having sex.   He stands, crosses to the deep freeze.   FEZ: (to Kelso) Hey, I don't have sex, and I still don't build models. I don't have a single model or a single girl. My life is an empty hole.   Mitch looks over Eric’s work so far.   MITCH: Hey, nice job. You put the force field generators on backwards. One photon torpedo, and you're space toast.   He laughs and looks to Fez and Kelso to join in; they just stare.   The basement door flies open and Donna races inside.   DONNA: Okay, Eric, that's it. I think we should have sex.   Eric grins, sets down the X-Wing.   ERIC: Yes!   MITCH: No!   Eric glares at Mitch, but before he can say anything, Donna pulls him to his feet.   DONNA: Okay, I'm going crazy not being with you. You may not be a strong man, but you read my body like braille.   She smiles, and Eric gives her a slight laugh. They take a step in towards each other when:   KELSO: Burn!   They both turn and glare at him.   KELSO (cont’d): Wait. What's braille?   CUT TO:   INT. FORMAN LIVING ROOM – DAY   Concurrent with the previous scene. Hyde sits alone on the couch, watching TV. His arms are folded tight and he shifts uncomfortably.   The front door opens, and in walks JACKIE. She smiles when she sees Hyde, moves to sit next to him.   JACKIE: Hey.   HYDE: It was an accident!   His yelp causes her to recoil slightly in her seat.   JACKIE: What?   HYDE: What?   JACKIE: What?   HYDE: What?   JACKIE: Steven, I’ve never seen you this tense. (beams, hugs him) It’s wonderful!   HYDE: It is?   JACKIE: Steven, if I learned anything useful from my mom, it’s that if your man’s not tense when you walk into the room, that means you’re doing something wrong.   She rubs his bare sleeve, pouts her lips at him.   HYDE: Uh... yeah, that’s right. I’m tense because of you. ‘Cause you’re... too pretty.   JACKIE: Aww...   She pecks his cheek. He wipes it on his shoulder, and she massages the spot she pecked.   JACKIE (cont’d): You know, if we can slip down to the basement - I’m early for dinner and I decided to give going braless a try.   Hyde jolts in his seat, edging away from Jackie.   JACKIE (cont’d): (confused) Steven!   HYDE: Well, does it always gotta be about boobs with you? Damn, woman!   Jackie scoffs, “excuse me?” Hyde can’t take the pressure of her stare. He jumps off the couch and retreats into Red’s study. Jackie looks to the TV and throws up her hands, “what was THAT about?”   BUMPER   INT. FORMAN BASEMENT - EVENING   Later in the day. Donna has taken Hyde’s chair, with Mitch hovering behind her. Kelso leans on the dryer. Fez and Eric share the couch, with Eric having finished his X-Wing model.   ERIC: Okay, the tractor beam is operational. Don't get too close!   MITCH: (to Donna) You really gonna shine your love light on that?   DONNA: Well, he's a different person between the sheets. What can I say?   KELSO: Hey, guys, tomorrow I have this police test on interrogation techniques. I was wondering if I could practice on somebody.   DONNA: Sure, I’ll help you.   KELSO: Nah, it’s my first time. I’m gonna need someone much more spineless than you. (to Eric) All right, Mr. Forman - if that is indeed your real name - what did you do on the day of today?   ERIC: (gangster voice) You'll never get it out of me, copper. I'm no rat!   Kelso rips the X-Wing model out of Eric’s hands and hurls it at the coffee table. It shatters into pieces.   ERIC (cont’d): Kelso, what the hell?   KELSO: Oh, just relax, Eric. I'm just doing “good cop, bad cop.” That was the bad cop, but he's gone now. See, now good cop is here to take care of you.   He sits down on the couch arm, puts a hand on Eric’s shoulder.   KELSO (cont’d): Hey, how you doin', buddy? It's a real shame about what happened to your model. Why don't you tell me what you did today?   ERIC: I came home from the restaurant and spent six hours building that model!   MITCH: Uh, excuse me. I'm sorry to interrupt, but what about your encounter at the store with the girl who sells slurpees?   Donna’s attention snaps to Eric, and Eric and Kelso’s snap to Mitch.   DONNA & KELSO: What?   MITCH: (to Eric) Yeah, you remember. She asked why you never call her anymore. You were like...   Mitch pulls a dumb face and shrugs. Kelso “oohs” and takes a few steps back from Eric – he doesn’t want to be in range of potential fire.   DONNA: (to Eric) Wait. Is that the girl from the movies?   KELSO: Donna, I'm asking the questions here. (to Eric) Was that the girl from the movies?   DONNA: (to Eric) What happened to, "I barely know her"?   KELSO: (to Eric) What happened to, "I barely know her"?   DONNA: Why were you calling her, Eric?   KELSO: Why were you calling her, Eric?   ERIC: Kelso, will you shut up?   KELSO: Oh, yeah, it's getting hot in here, isn't it?   He gets right up in Eric’s face. Eric pushes him back by the face, turns to Donna.   ERIC: Look, Donna... maybe I kinda know her. Maybe we kinda went out a couple times when you were dating Kelso's brother.   DONNA: (stands) Wait, so, the other day at the movies, you lied to me?   KELSO: Donna, I am the senior officer here. (to Eric) So the other day at the movies, you lied to me?   ERIC: (to Donna) No, I... you know, I mean, it was the movies, you know? It's all make-believe.   DONNA: Okay, you know what? Don't bother coming over tonight. My sexual tension has been replaced with another familiar emotion: anger at your scrawny ass!   Eric sighs, closes his eyes. Mitch, behind Donna’s back, pumps a fist before reaching out to put a hand on her shoulder.   MITCH: I'm just glad I could help the truth be told.   DONNA: Yeah, at least someone's being honest around here.   With a last glare at Eric, she storms up the stairs.   Mitch looks to Eric, with a grin that would make the Grinch green(er) with envy.   ERIC: Mitch, what the hell?   MITCH: What? I thought you came off looking great. Oh, wait - that was me.   He grins again and follows Donna up the stairs.   BUMPER   MUSIC NOTE: “Double Vision” by Foreigner.   INT. FORMAN KITCHEN – EVENING   Dinner preparations are underway. Red and Hyde sit at the table, and Jackie sits on the island, watching as Kitty puts the finishing touches on a tray of roast chicken.   KITTY: Jackie, are you sure you want to be here for a dinner welcoming your mom to the neighborhood?   JACKIE: Well, she made things up with Bob and she’s trying to sort out her priorities, so I think she’s earned it. That, and I don’t trust the hotel food when Steven’s not in the kitchen. I saw one of the other chefs – he has an eyepatch. I’m worried he’s got a talking parrot somewhere he’s gonna get mad at, pluck, and try to pass off as quail.   KITTY: You know, I’m worried I didn’t get enough chicken. These breasts look so small.   Hyde and Red both flinch at the word “breasts.”   Red glares at Hyde.   RED: (hushed) Not a word.   The patio door opens up. Bob and Pam enter, Pam bearing a bottle of Kahlua and a low-cut top.   BOB: Hey there, hi there, ho there.   PAM:  (to Hyde & Red) Hi, boys.   They both silently moan and look down at the table, even as Bob and Pam move into the room and take positions where Pam’s breasts are right above Hyde’s head. His face starts twitching.   PAM: Oh, Kitty, every time I come to this house I’m amazed by how much you’ve done with so little.   Kitty doesn’t acknowledge that. Bob takes the bottle of Kahlua, sets it on the island.   BOB: (to Kitty) Here. Pam wanted to get you cookies, but I know how much you like the sauce.   KITTY: Uh-huh. (to Red) Do these breasts look big enough?   Red flinches again, recoils in his seat.   RED: I’m not comfortable with that question.   KITTY: What?   RED: What?   KITTY: What?   RED: What?   Hyde’s fingers start drumming along the table edge again. Jackie hops off the island and crosses to him.   JACKIE: Steven, what is wrong with you?   KITTY: (to Red) What is wrong with you?   RED:  There is nothing wrong with –   HYDE: WE SAW PAM’S RACK!   All eyes are on him. Red is furious, Bob mildly surprised, Pam sympathetic, and Kitty and Jackie stunned.   HYDE: (beat) So – this is what it’s like, being Forman.   He puts a hand over his shades under the continued combined stairs of the others.   FADE TO BLACK   COMMERCIAL   BUMPER   INT. FORMAN KITCHEN – EVENING   Right where we left off. Jackie still glares at him, but some of the pressure is off Hyde – Kitty is now glowering at Red, who gives her his full attention.   KITTY: You saw Pam’s... Pam’s...   She gestures towards Pam’s body, ending by indicating her breasts. She takes note of Pam’s top.   KITTY (cont’d): Well, they’re halfway out already, so why don’t we just throw them out for everyone to see?   BOB: It was the day she moved in.   All eyes flicker to Bob.   BOB (cont’d): Yeah, Pammy told me. At first, I thought I should be mad, but then I thought, “hey, I sent ‘em in there, and it’s a great view.”   He looks to Pam, who smiles, shrugs, and nods.   PAM: (to Hyde, Red) And don’t feel bad, you guys. This isn’t the first time my body has caused a fight. One time, I caused a riot on a topless beach in Venezuela. Imagine what you saw, only all tanned and oiled.   Red and Hyde both put their hands over their faces.   JACKIE: Okay, Mom? Maybe now’s not the best time to talk about what a sensation your looks made while you were drinking your way through Latin America – where apparently, they don’t believe in locking the door! (to Hyde) And I can’t believe you saw my mother naked and didn’t tell me about it right away!   HYDE: (points to Red) He told me not to!   Red’s jaw drops as he glares at Hyde, “how could you?”   HYDE (cont’d): Yeah. You thought this was North Korea? We’re in Vietnam, man! Game over!   They stare each other down from across the table, even as their women still glare at them. Bob and Pam stand a few feet back, watching with amusement.   BUMPER   SPLIT SCREEN: INT. DONNA’S BEDROOM/INT. FORMAN BASEMENT – NIGHT   In Donna’s room, she and Jackie sit on the bed together. In the basement, Eric and Hyde sit on the couch together. Hyde has SCHATZI in his arms and scratches his head throughout the scene.   ERIC: Man, Donna is so pissed at me.   DONNA: I am so pissed at Eric. I can’t believe he lied to me about that girl. I mean, we’re getting married. I should know everything about him.   ERIC: But, I mean, we’re already getting married. Do we have to know everything about each other?   DONNA: If I have to know that he wore a bathing suit in the tub until he was 12 – (sees Jackie’s expression) Yeah, tell everybody – I should know who he dated.   ERIC: Donna playing “anteater” in her backyard, eating bugs until she was nine? Was perfectly happy not knowing that, thank you very much.   JACKIE & HYDE: God, will you shut up? Maybe other people have relationship problems too.   ERIC: Oh, I’m sorry, Hyde. Is something wrong?   DONNA: What the hell’s with you?   JACKIE/HYDE: Steven saw my mother topless./I saw Pam topless.   DONNA: Oh, God.   ERIC: All right!   He holds his hand up for a high five, which Hyde doesn’t return. Donna puts an arm around Jackie’s shoulders.   JACKIE: And the worst part is, he tried to keep it from me! He’s my boyfriend. Any time he sees another woman’s boobs, he’s supposed to say something.   HYDE: The worst part is, it was the finest rack I’ve ever seen. And that includes nudie flicks and Playboy centerfolds. And I’d still take back ever seeing it so I didn’t upset Jackie.   ERIC: Yeah. I’d really like to break my record for not upsetting Donna by making it past one week.   DONNA: Speaking of naked sluts, you don’t think Eric and that girl...   Mitch leans into frame in Donna’s room.   MITCH: Made sweet, emotional love? Yes, I do.   Eric reaches over to scratch Schatzi’s ears, but Schatzi barks and nips at his fingers, and Eric quickly recoils.   BUMPER   INT. FORMAN KITCHEN – NIGHT   The aftermath of dinner. Kitty, terse and sharp in her movements, packs up the chicken for refrigerating. Red is still at the kitchen table, looking pleadingly up at her.   RED: Kitty, I said I was sorry. All I did was open the door, and there she was! Was I supposed to rip the eyes out of my head?   Kitty slams the wrapped chicken down on the stovetop and turns to Red.   KITTY: Oh, shut up, Red! I can’t even stand to look at you!   RED: And yet you do. Because your eyes work? You see my problem?   Kitty’s frown deepens. She puts her hands on her hips.   KITTY: You don’t even know why I’m upset, do you?   RED: Of course I do! (beat) But why should I deprive you of one of your favorite pastimes – telling me why you’re upset?   KITTY: Red, I know you’re not a peeping tom. And, good lord, that woman’s always one Jell-O shot from giving it away. I mean, I’ve never even seen a freaking panty line on her! But I’m upset that you went out of your way not to tell me about this, and that you made Steven do the same thing to Jackie.   RED: (stands) But Kitty, the only reason I didn’t tell you was because I didn’t want you to be upset!   KITTY: Well, that sure backfired, didn’t it?   Red runs a hand down his face. He takes a step in to Kitty.   RED: Look, Kitty, I’m sorry.   KITTY: (beat) I know.   She steps in, pulls his head down so she can kiss his cheek.   KITTY (cont’d): So – how’s she look?   Red recoils.   RED: I’m not comfortable with that question.   KITTY: Oh, come on, Red. Pam talks herself up all the time – how does the show measure up?   She playfully pokes at Red’s sides. He dodges, moves around her. Kitty stays right behind him, poking at his sides and smacking his butt. Laughing, she chases him out of the kitchen, over all his grunting protests.   CUT TO:   INT. FORMAN BASEMENT – NIGHT   Eric, Hyde, and Schatzi are still on the couch. They’ve been joined by Kelso, in Hyde’s chair, and Fez, in the lawn chair.   KELSO: (to Hyde) Completely naked?   Hyde sighs; he’s done talking about this.   HYDE: (warning) Yes.   Kelso, mouth gaping, looks to Fez, who wears the same expression.   FEZ: Oh, if only we had stayed around after moving in her panties.   The basement door opens. Donna and Jackie storm in, Mitch following after with a nasty smirk.   DONNA: Okay, Eric, there's something I need to know. Did you or did you not do it with the slurpee slut?   ERIC: (stands) What?   MITCH: (to Donna) Oop! He answered a question with a question. That means he's guilty. Now let's ditch him and carry me out of here.   ERIC: Donna, I did not sleep with her.   DONNA: Well, you lied to me about her before, so why should I believe you now?   ERIC: You don't believe me? Fine. Let me show you what I was doing while you were with Casey.   He climbs over the couch and disappears into Hyde’s room.   Jackie moves to stand behind the couch, just to Hyde’s right, and glares down at him.   JACKIE: Hey, Steven, the next time Eric steps out with the slurpee slut, maybe you should tag along. You might get another free show out of it!   FEZ: (to Hyde) You wouldn’t even need Eric. I’ve bought many a slurpee from her, and from what I can tell, she’ll do it with anyone.   HYDE: Did she do it with you?   FEZ: No, she has way too much self-respect for that.   Eric returns, a box in hand. It is overflowing with Star Wars models.   ERIC: Okay, Donna. This is a box full of models that I made while you were with Casey Kelso.   Mitch pokes around inside the box.   MITCH: Look at this. TIE Fighters, assault vehicles, and troop transports. All with minor defects in workmanship. (points to Eric) Yeah, he made these, all right.   DONNA: (to Eric) So this is what you did when we were apart? (smiles) Oh, my horny nerd boy.   JACKIE: Aww... that’s like Steven looking after Schatzi when we were broken up. Except watching a dog is caring and sensitive, whereas Eric’s models are geeky and pathetic.   Eric and Donna both glare at her. She shrugs, sits on the back of the couch, and reaches down to pet Schatzi.   Eric sets the box down.   ERIC: Donna, there's a reason I didn't tell you about her. She wasn't important. The whole time we broke up, you know... you know I never stopped loving you.   DONNA: Eric...   She takes him in her arms, and they kiss.   ERIC: So, can I suggest that we honor the age-old tradition of making up after a fight, not just spiritually, but physically?   DONNA: How about a brand-spanking new tradition where I buy you a milkshake and a Playboy?   ERIC: Donna, whoa. I'm insulted. I do not need a milkshake. Let's go.   Hand in hand, they exit out the door.   MITCH: What, so they're back together and everything's fine? That sucks.   He exits out the door too.   Hyde twists around in his seat to look up at Jackie.   HYDE: Hey, sorry about the thing with your mom. I wanted to tell you before, but Red got all freaked.   Jackie sighs, slides over the back of the couch to sit next to Hyde.   JACKIE: Well, it’s not your fault. Mom just doesn’t care who sees her. She used to walk around our house topless all the time.   Kelso and Fez both stand.   KELSO: That’s it. We gotta get over to Bob’s.   They both race up the stairs.   Hyde sets Schatzi down on the coffee table. Jackie leans over to pet him, even as Hyde leans into her.   HYDE: You still giving the braless thing a try?   Jackie looks up at him, raises her eyebrows.   HYDE (cont’d): Hey, I’m fine with things being all about boobs as long as they’re yours.   Jackie smiles, “awws,” and gives him a quick kiss.   JACKIE: But what did you learn from all this?   HYDE: That, if he’s only worried about Mrs. Forman, you can totally get away with burning Red.   Jackie tries to pout at him, but a smile breaks through. Hyde just grins and scratches under Schatzi’s chin.   FADE TO BLACK   CREDITS   INT. HALLWAY – NIGHT   The Pinciotti house. Kelso and Fez creep up to the bedroom door on their tiptoes. Each bears a massive grin, and each titters in anticipation.   KELSO: Ready?   Fez nods eagerly. Kelso grabs the door handle, throws the door open... and reveals the sight of a stark-naked Bob, toweling himself off.   He turns around, sees the boys, smiles, and shrugs.   BOB: Oopsie doosie.   Fez and Kelso throw their arms around each other and hold each other tight as they scream for their lives, unable to look away.   END.

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Astray

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by nghtskies

Hyde has a problem, Jackie has a secret, and Kelso some how is able to build anything that enters his imagination. They didn't ask to be children of Gods, yet somehow they just keep encountering every disadvantage that comes with their parentage.

Words: 5367, Chapters: 1/56, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Reluctant Heroes of Olympus

Fandoms: That '70s Show

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage

Categories: F/M, Multi

Characters: Jackie Burkhart, Steven Hyde, Jack Burkhart, Michael Kelso, Mitch Miller, Donna Pinciotti, Eric Forman (mentioned), Annette, Charlie Richardson, Casey Kelso, Buddy Morgan, Suzy Simpson, Chip

Relationships: Jackie Burkhart/Steven Hyde, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Eric Forman/Donna Pinciotti, Jackie Burkhart & Michael Kelso, Steven Hyde & Michael Kelso

Additional Tags: a Heroes of Olympus AU no one wanted or asked for, Greek/Roman Mythology - Freeform, no beta we die like men, Fantasy elements, still set in the 70s, Amnesia, toxic family relationships, Alternate Universe-Heroes of Olympus, Alternate Universe- Demigods, Friendship, Adventure, Romance, Supernatural Elements, Canon? What Canon?, Mystery

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That moment where Red, Kitty, Bob, and Mitch eat special brownies.

And they end up in the circle. c: One of the best scenes. "TAKE WATEVER YOU WANT, IT WON'T FILL THE WHOLE IN YOUR LIE."

"HIPPITY HOPPITY EASTERS ON IS WAY."

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🌙 Mitch Pinciotti

So basically, Mitch is someone that loves goofing off and playing pranks. He assists in several schemes with the gang (Lilah, Kris, and Ridge), but when push comes to shove, he does step up. Like I said in my other post, he tries to be like Ridge in the aspect of being a ‘bachelor’ but fails every time. He has a lot of respect for his mom when it came to being a teen parent. Even though Tina and Dave weren’t together anymore, they still managed to co parent Mitch and be there for him. Mitch lives with Tina and Jeannette, but would also stay with his dad as well.

He also has diabetes so he brings extra sweets with him. Mitch would also be there by Delilah’s side when it comes to her mother. He’d also be there for Ridge and Kristie. Mitch has a fairly decent relationship with Leia but isn’t buddy buddy with her. He also calls his aunt Donna and uncle Eric along with visiting his aunt Val and uncle Alan.

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Saw @einsteinsugly’s post about the kids from her verse and I kinda wanna do mine.

Layla Quinn Kelso - She's very kind and sweet but gets vicious on Halloween. (her and Betsy have a yearly prank off)

Trevor Nicholas Canton - Confident and self assured. He's also very smart and gets straight A's in school. He's basically what Finn Hudson tried to be but failed miserably. He's also on the football team.

Alisha Amira Callesti - Kind, intelligent, and minds her business. Despite being Jo's best friend, she doesn't agree to her meanness and ways of torture and does the right thing by them.

Jared Michael Kwan - He's a very reserved and introverted person despite being besties with the very extroverted Jo Mitchell. He loves being on the computer and playing video games with his friends. Similar to Alisha, he doesn't agree with Jo's methods of torture. He's also a very loyal person to the people he cares about.

Joanna "Jo" Star Mitchell - She's a lot similar to Jackie, being like a 'queen bee with a heart of gold'. She cares a lot of about what people think of her and tries to maintain a certain image of having this shiny, lavish, and rich life. But she has a lot of pain, anger, and resentment deep down that she doesn't show.

Ryland Clifford Barnes - He's basically early seasons Kelso and Nate, except with little to no redeeming qualities. He acts like some sort of god but is really just an arrogant douchebag. He's a terrible boyfriend and has no qualms about having sex with other women, despite being with Kelly. He also has no problem bragging to his teammates about his sexcapades and hitting on other women. He barely listens to, let alone respects Kelly as an individual. Alisha even broke up with him during freshman year because he kept trying to touch her boob without consent. He also doesn’t believe girls can play sports and has tried sabotaging the girls’ sport teams several times.

Mikayla Annapoorni Burke - She’s a very intelligent person and super supportive of her friends. Not to mention, super chill and easy going. Similar to Aneesa from nhie.

Sharon Michelle Adams - Sharon is very thought driven person and tends to prioritize logic over emotion. But she is very loyal and cares a lot about the people she loves.

Sarah Paige Mitchell - Sarah is a very sweet girl who cares deeply about other people’s emotions. She’s wise beyond her years and can be pretty stubborn at times. Sarah is also a good listener and supportive friend.

Etienne Marshall - I haven’t thought much for Etienne but I feel like similar to Ozzie, he can be brutally honest and into acquired tastes but at the same time, wears his heart on his sleeve more often.

Ridge Pinciotti - He’s very laid back and enjoys partying and having fun. Unlike Kristie, Delilah, and Mitch, he doesn’t really care for monogamy nor being in a serious relationship. He can see the appeal and is supportive of his friends but he’s not super into that. Some of the girls he hooks up with try to change his mind but it never works. He’s a bachelor and buddy at heart.

Raquelle "Kelly" Michelle Shaland - She’s a very bubbly and happy girl who enjoys chemistry and doing experiments. Kelly may come off as shallow at times, but isn’t even remotely close to shallow. She’s also a very forgiving person (too forgiving sometimes) and tends to have a hard time figuring out who she is on her own.

Mitchum Eduardo Pinciotti - He can be pretty mischievous and do some childish antics but truly has a good heart. He claims to not do relationships and tries to be bachelor-like just like Ridge but fails (I.e. Lilah)

Delilah Reed - She’s a lot similar to Kristie, with being rebellious and outgoing, yet still having a soft heart. But her, it’s kinda at a different extent. For my followers that watch degrassi, Kris would be like Spinner Mason and Delilah would be like Jay Hogart.

Serena Marotti - She’s very outgoing and comfortable with her sexuality. She’s also a part of the soccer team and wants to an athlete in the future and get into Stanford. She doesn’t exactly have the best track record with guys but it doesn’t stop her from being able to open her heart and leave her guard down.

Gwendolyn "Gwen" Patricia Runck - Same as canon

Nathaniel "Nate" Glenn Runck - Same as canon but he matures a lot when he starts hanging with Sarah.

Osmund "Ozzie" Chen - Same as canon

Nikki Alison Garcia - Same as canon

Kristina "Kristie" Anne Marie Forman - She is a very mischievous and reckless person similar to her mom but deep down, has a lot of anger and pain she tries to let go of. She gets straight A’s in school

Elizabeth "Betsy" Victoria Kelso - She’s super blunt and outgoing. Betsy doesn’t take any shit and will be anyone’s worst nightmare if they hurt her and/or the people she loves. She’s part of the dance team and has been dreaming of being one since she saw Angelina Ballerina (let’s pretend there was a version that came out in the eighties). Similar to Serena and her other friends hitting on Jay, Jay’s friends often hit on her as well. Betsy also has a thing for rebels lol.

Leia Anne Forman - Same as canon

Jason "Jay" Michael Kelso - Also same as canon

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Chapters: 26/?

Fandom: That '90s Show (TV 2023)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive

Warnings

Relationships: Jackie Burkhart/Steven Hyde, Michael Kelso/Brooke Rockwell, Eric Forman/Donna Pinciotti, Leia Forman/Jay Kelso, Betsy Kelso/ Original Characters), Nikki/Nate Runck

Characters: Jackie Burkhart, Steven Hyde, Michael Kelso, Brooke Rockwell, Eric Forman, Donna Pinciotti, Leia Forman, Jay Kelso, Betsy Kelso, Laurie Forman, Fez (That '70s Show), Valerie Pinciotti, Tina Pinciotti, Nikki (That '90s Show), Gwen Runck, Nate Runck, Original Characters, Serena (That '90s Show)

Additional Tags: I love writing for this, and I've gotten into a high, this may be inspired by some other stuff, slightly AU, has some canon elements here, parts of my pilot will be canon here, except for jay being Jackie's son

Summary: Bob and Midge return for Leia’s 15th birthday; Leia gets heartbroken when she sees Jay and Serena in the Hub

[tophsazulas]

Etienne Marshall and Mitch Pinciotti?

Etienne Marshall

Sexuality Headcanon: gay

Gender Headcanon: cis

A ship I have with said character: Ozzie

A BROTP I have with said character: Jacques, Louis, Nate, and Gwen

A NOTP I have with said character: him x girls. Also him and Ryland in any context.

A random headcanon: He used to help his grandma bake cookies.

General Opinion over said character: My angel bby <3

Mitch Pinciotti

Sexuality Headcanon: heterosexual and demisexual

Gender Headcanon: cis

A ship I have with said character: Delilah

A BROTP I have with said character: Ridge, Kristie (so here for them having a stobin kind of friendship), Delilah, maybe Jared, also Dana

A NOTP I have with said character: him being nice to Ryland

A random headcanon: He finds it strange at first that his parents live together but aren’t together (like Ross and Rachel in the later seasons)

General Opinion over said character: bby boi

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Ozzie Chen with Betsy Kelso, Kristie Forman, Serena Marotti, Kelly Shaland, Mitch Pinciotti and Delilah Reed?

With Betsy, they don’t interact much but when they do, they definitely bounce off each other well humor wise. Ozzie would admire how open and confident she is about her sexuality (since he’s mostly in the closet).

With Kristie, it’s the same and she even helps him come out to her grandmother. Similar to Betsy, Ozzie admires how honest and upfront Kristie is about her true self. They’d bounce off each other pretty well and easily too.

Ozzie and Serena don’t interact a lot but he does wish her well and gives her a gift after finding out about her chemo.

With Ozzie and Kelly, they also don’t interact much but he is very much disgusted by her relationship with Ryland and makes it clear.

Mitch reminds Ozzie of Jay in some ways (ex: the antics). He’d also take note of Mitch’s “arrangement” with Delilah. The idea of them watching birds together also appeals to me. Idk why but it does.

Delilah and Ozzie don’t interact much either but they don’t have anything against each other. Ozzie respects Delilah’s crazy and Delilah respects Ozzie’s brutal ness

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Mitch Pinciotti and Etienne Marshall?

Mitch Pinciotti

• Sexuality Headcanon: heterosexual and demisexual

• A ship I have with said character: Delilah

• A BROTP I have with said character: Ridge, Kristie, Jonas

• A NOTP I have with said character: No one

• A random headcanon: When he was a baby, some woman came up to him and Tina and shamed her for being a teen mom, Mitch bit her finger in retaliation.

• General Opinion over said character: I love him. I need to write a few oneshots for some muse.

Etienne Marshall

• Sexuality Headcanon: gay

• A ship I have with said character: Ozzie

• A BROTP I have with said character: Jacques, Louis, and Nate

• A NOTP I have with said character: him and women lol

• A random headcanon: Before they knew Ozzie was real, his friends would tease him (playfully ofc)

• General Opinion over said character: He should totally appear in season 2