#mkwii

[king-crawler]

Does Turbo/King Candy ever pull of any techniques while racing or driving? I don’t remember him ever drifting any corners or doing anything like that, other than when he stop himself from running into the base of Cola Mountain.

Which miiight just show how old his driving is, before there was anything like that, where it was just the accelerate button and turning? Idk I’ll have to see the movie in full again haha

I LIKE THIS DETAIL A LOT. He has a pretty basic style of racing (when he isn’t chasing people) just dodging and speeding, like it reminds me a lot of an advanced COM. Vanellope’s racing style is a lot more snappy and fun compared to his especially when she twirls around in the gumball section.

Basically Vanellope pulls midair tricks and Candy doesn’t

(Excuse the insane gif. all mariokart wii gifs are like this)

[blackheart-6]

happy (late) mario day!

hi yall

i meant to have this done yesterday, but i ended up getting busy and not being able to finish it :(

but at least i have it done now!

i drew noelle in mario kart, the wii one specifically, because shes on the flame runner!

mario kart wii is my favorite of the mario karts, its just so fun to play (though funnily enough, i dont normally use a flame runner, i usually do a medium sized character on the mach bike :P)

im pretty excited for the switch 2, mainly for the new mario kart, which is what led me to do something mario kart related for this day ^^

but thats it for now, bye yall!

ps. i used this image for reference

[myxomato515]

aa promised, i’ve burned thru a lot of drawing requests, and i’m gonna try my hand at a new mkwii save. i’m on wii and can’t go online play obvs so it’s not ideal but i want to see how well i do with the flame runner. goal is to just get a little better. i hope it goes well :)

[seo2909]

...huh?

[pjplayground]

The Robinsons and Mario Kart Wii

Floating around Tumblr now is the headcanon that the Robinsons are a Nintendo household. I agree! So I'm gonna share something I've had written down in a notebook for a while now: What each Robinson mains in MKWii!

Why MKWii and not MK8? Because MK8 is painfully average and boring. Where's the jank? The standalone mini turbos? The busted stats? THE PROPER INSIDE DRIFT?! Everything in MK8 is balanced and boring. Therefore, no competition. MKWii is chaos, and therefore perfect for a Robinson game night!

Because I'm extra, as well as including their favorite characters to play, I will also include: Preferred vehicle, fav track, and fav OST. Plus a little paragraph of how they play. Listen, MKWii was one of my hyperfixations when I was little. I know this game by the back of my hand. LET'S GET INTO THIS!

Bud - Koopa Troopa: Standard Bike S Fav Track: Koopa Cape Fav OST: Koopa Cape (Pipe) - He's not the best at the game by a long shot, but he'll play it for the grandbaby. At least he gets the chance to play on his favorite track from when Neil would want to play with him back in the day.

Lucille - Toadette: Mini Beast Fav Track: DS Yoshi Falls Fav OST: N64 Sherbet Land - Same point for Bud can be said about Lucille. The Sherbet Land OST reminds her of her first Christmas with Neil.

Fritz/Petunia - Daisy: Wild Wing Fav Track: N64 Mario Raceway Fav OST: No Trophy For You! - Beginner level skills. Fritz plays for fun, but Petunia plays for competition! Daisy reminds him of her.

Laszlo - Baby Luigi: Jet Bubble Fav Track: Coconut Mall Fav OST: Coconut Mall - Intermediate level of skills. He can perform some easy shortcuts, like the Mushroom Gorge and DK Summit gap jumps. He also holds the opinion that Coconut Mall is the GOAT. He's not wrong.

Tallulah - Rosalina: Honeycoupe Fav Track: Moonview Highway Fav OST: Daisy Circuit - Casual player with an intermediate level of skills. She can perform certain shortcuts, she just doesn't because she's not overly competitive... unless she's playing against Laszlo.

Joe - Birdo: Classic Dragster Fav Track: DS Delfino Square Fav OST: DS Peach Gardens - Purely casual player. However, he might secretly get a leg up on you in the race. Why? He's lucky with the item RNG.

Billie - Dry Bones: Tiny Titan Fav Track: Wario's Gold Mine Fav OST: DK Summit - Competitive casual type. She is in it to win most of the time, but she's the type to not really want to improve her skills.

Gaston - Waluigi: Wario Bike Fac Track: GCN Waluigi Stadium Fav OST: GCN Waluigi Stadium - Speed is key for him, and he loves all the tracks where he can go ham and perform a bunch of tricks. Speed is his key, but he doesn't have the knowledge of which character and kart combos will allow him to gain that speed.

Art - Toad: Blue Falcon Fav Track: Rainbow Road Fav OST: Online Boss Theme - Back in MKWii's hay day, he played all of the online content. Like the boss battles and competitive races. It's because of this that he has knowledge of all the tips of the trade.

Carl - Baby Mario: Bullet Bike Fav Track: Mushroom Gorge Fav OST: Block Plaza - Really only plays it when Wilbur wants him to. He's programmed to be a decent challenger. So... not like the CPUs in the game, lol. Even in Mirror Mode, the CPUs are a joke.

Spike/Dmitri - Diddy Kong: Dolphin Dasher Fav Track: Moo Moo Meadows Fav OST: N64 DK's Jungle Parkway - They don't play often, which is why they tend to stick to the easier cups and engine classes.

Wilbur - Bowser Jr.: Sneakster Fav Track: Bowser's Castle Fav OST: Maple Treeway - He's made it his life mission to upstage his father in skill. Good luck to him, because Neil knows the ultra shortcuts and all of the hidden stats.

Franny - Yoshi: Wild Wing Fav Track: GCN Peach Beach Fav OST: Maple Treeway - Keeps it casual when asked. But otherwise? You're going down. Her weakness is the jankiness of the game.

Cornelius - Mario: Mach Bike Fav Track: Rainbow Road Fav OST: Rainbow Road - The master of jank. He can perform ultra shortcuts like the Grumble Volcano rock hop/respawn glitch and the Mushroom Gorge cliff ride. He's beaten every fast staff ghost. He's got the item RNG on lock. He has no respect for the key checkpoints. He knows which bikes to use and what characters are best. He shows no mercy. Side note - The RR OST gives him an eargasm every time with its nods to Super Mario Galaxy (his favorite Mario game).

[lilmissussy]

AW COME ON! I just got these triple greens, fart cloud!

[i-aylias-i]

i have an idea for the next mariokart. what comes after world? galaxy of course!

it would be based off super mario galaxy and galaxy 2, and their gravity mechanics. technically, mariokart 8 already did this but it could be taken to a whole other level if combined with mk world's open world features.

youd have a few tracks on each planet, and the planets are connected to each other with those star cannons found in galaxy, which work the same way as the cannons in the 3d mk games

[7grandmel]

Todays rip: 22/04/2024

Robbie's Rotten Mine

Season 8 Featured on: The Joke​-​Explainer 7000​™​'s Highest Quality Rips: Sunrise

Ripped by berg8793

Tentative rip name: Robbie's Rotten Mine

Hey, yesterday I covered the olden ways of doing We Are Number One rips - it only seems right to contrast it with how things are done nowadays!

Though, of course, Robbie's Rotten Mine is far form the first rip of this style that I've covered on here, but it likely won't even be the last. Chillin’ Like A Villain, Ska Cha Cha (Rotten Mix), and of course The expanse of meme in past was split, A fiendish trap has now been set; Behind a tree the villains sit, Terror of sport, the Robbie's Net., are all some of my favorite rips on the channel - and the reason is just because, even eight years later, I'm very attached to this silly ska song. There's a lot of memes that seem to have run their course for people, stuff like All Star mashups as I talked about in Semi-Charmed All Star, and while the rest of the internet certainly aren't out there celebrating We Are Number One anymore, the SiIvaGunner team is still making rips of the song at a remarkably consistent clip. And like, I stand by what I declared back on We Are Number 4 (Golden) - of all the long-running jokes on the channel, We Are Number One feels as if it is the most refined and polished one - it isn't just being used as a reocurring gag, but because rippers have become exceptionally good at using it for truly high quality rips.

Robbie's Rotten Mine, then, decides to combine my affection for We Are Number One with my unabashed love for Mario Kart Wii, which I've rambled on about with several posts already now like Neon Wi-Fi and Sweatpants Select. The result is a rip that just made me smile as soon as the rugpull occurred: Those unedited first four seconds builds suspense for just long enough, only for Robbie's sax playing to suddenly introduce the rip proper, not just revealing the joke, but reminding you of just how far We Are Number One-posting has come. Because yes, that is unmistakeably the same saxophone sound as in the original song - but its playing the opening to Wario's Gold Mine, the arrangement is absolutely seamlessly blending the two. It really just gets better from there going into the chorus, I love how the ripper leverages Wario's Gold Mine having a sort of ebb-and-flow between sounding silly and trepidatious by matching them with We Are Number One's chorus and verses respectively. The Wario's Gold Mine melody going all nervewracking and tense feels like it was MADE for something like Robbie Rotten talking about sneaking around and laying booby traps - in the words of one commenter, "I’m more surprised this didn’t happen until now".

I talk a lot on here about rips in the vein of, say, Poké Village: the ones that feel ever-so-personal, like love letters to parts of a ripper's life, the ones that bridge parts of the online world together that you'd never considered before listening. But there's just as much value to be found in the rips on the other end of the spectrum, ones like Among Drip Drop Galaxy - the ones where the joke fits so well, that it's a marvel it hadn't been done sooner. I declared Among Drip Drop Galaxy a damn-near perfect rip for that very reason, and I'm going to do the very same for Robbie's Rotten Mine - with maybe just one sole exception, there are few songs that I think would fit We Are Number One quite as perfectly as Wario's Gold Mine, and yet it took me eight years past the meme's upbringing for me to come to that conclusion. And to me, that speaks volumes to just how enduring of a tune We Are Number One is - there's surely yet more to be done with this track, and I'm all here for it.

[cookie-nigel-dolan]

Blooper Ruins v1.0 – Mario Kart Wii Custom Track

[mooshie-blue]

TAKE OUT THE DISK!!!!

TAKE OUT THE DISK!!!!

TAKE OUT THE DISK!!!!

TAKE OUT THE DISK!!!!!

based on this:

[piracyismymiddlename]

Oh yeah, I got the last 3 star GP I needed for MKWii.

Now I just have to beat every fast staff ghost...

Oh...

[myxomato515]

I’m getting better! I just beat all the 50cc cups with Bowser on Flame Runner and I’m starting to get used to the bike. I’m gonna try 100cc next :)

[pokerninja2]

A perfect fit for thrill-seekers and holiday lovers, DK Summit (or DK's Snowboard Cross if you'd prefer) now has a stadium in Super Mario Spikers! Use the unique halfpipe shape to get extra height for your spikes on either side of the court. Just look out for oncoming Shy Guys!

[pjplayground]

OKAY WAIT

I've been thinking about Mario Kart again and how much I want to play MK8 Deluxe again SO BADLY but that got me thinkin' about a Robinson themed cup for MKWii.

Like imagine a custom track creator for Mario Kart Wii CTGP makes a whole Meet the Robinsons themed cup.

For track names I'm thinking: Robinson Gardens Future City Dor-15's Industry Franny's Music Room

Pleeeeaaaaaase add onto this because I can't play the Booster Course stuff. (No spoilers for that, btw.)

[colin724]

King Boo is cracked

[goferwashere]

YALLLLLLL I DID IT I BEAT MY RECORD FOR THE ULTRA SHORTCUT