#mortals smh /j

[ask-idv-night-watch]

Is Hastur your dad?

"What makes you ask that? We don’t even look related!"

"..But yes, he is. Unfortunately."

[kiivg]

Big fan of how you draw Geoff's face. He's so soft

.Thank you so much!!!!! Honestly I tried to make him a little softer than he is so I could make Jonathan a bit pointier 🩷❤️. Then ofc, I like to think he's a little soft all over, like I get war rationing and all that hoohah, but he's canonically massive for a man in 1919 (like Jonathan too) and I feel like being the big cheese of Priwen gets him a few treats here and there. Whether he gets them legally idk probably not, but still!!!! I mean maybe there's a leech in a bakery at night and leech blood will spoil a lot of food, so the owner won't miss a few cakey type things if Priwen decides to have a little nibble here and there.

.Oh! Also also, I briefly read a thing, before I lost it to the tab god 😞🙏 that said Geoffrey is actually the hero in Vampyr, he's basically the guy who holds the mantel and fights against things he's outmatched by. He's the mortal man taking down immortals because they're straight up murdering people all over the place, and he's not doing it for recognition, like 99% of people think he's some criminal war lord inciting meaningless violence, but he's saving them, even if they despise him for it. It's a nice thing to think over considering Jonathan is desperately trying to do the same thing, even though he has the capability of becoming The Worst but he's practically heralded by those he saves... Kind of..... Some people are just rude lbh.

.Like can you imagine Geoffrey saving Louise in the sewers, or Kimura from that weirdo astrological vampire, can you imagine the flip side of having Geoffrey thanked in the streets for his help? Having people proclaim that Priwen is good? Can you imagine Geoffrey heralded as the saviour of London and his men celebrated for their actions? I mean he'd probably hate it on account of every leech this side of the Thames knowing exactly what he looks like and who he is and it'd be a huge target on his back, but still. ✨️ Geoffry McCullum ✨️.

.Also, in other news, in my brain, I can't help but imagine Mark Stanley when I think of Geoffrey and he's got a bit of a chubby face, like idk if anyone else can see that but ykno, at least I'm not faceclaiming Jensen Ankles like literally everyone does with every single man smh 🙄. Tbh, also in my mind, I call pronounce Geoffrey and J-OH-ffrey as opposed to J-EH-ffrey, and I know that's wrong but 🤷 whatever.

[zhongrin]

ehehehe, i'm sure uncle wrio would be very happy to hear that you think he's handsome mom >:3 (now does he get smug about it is the question *eyes* /lh)

YES?? iTS THE LILTED SMIRKS AND THE SIREN EYES AND HE KNOWS ITS EFFECTIVE ON YOU AJFDKJskskSKFDKFDK, now imagine uncle wrio doing that over a cup of tea in his office mweheheh dont mind me being a gremlin

genuinely because i think it's funny considering uncle haitham and cyno are both very intelligent men in their own right and i'm the kind of girl who likes enabling the latter's dad jokes bc he's a goofy dork /aff

geo men smirks >>>>> (no cuz i think bedo and dad are the only two we've seen smirk out of the other geo boys) but anyway, i think i'd call it a form of art when dad was able to create that mortal vessel to walk teyvat and to be fair? he's built like a statue- get it? because he's the lord of geo? and he has statues of the seven across liyue too

"ok grandpa let's get you to bed" AHAHALJFDJFD FR THO i mean a flying noodle dragon is kind of hard to miss when both of you are up there ehehe

lots of syrups and sugar for sure considering how much of a sweet tooth i am-

"oh, but you're sweet enough as it is~"

lyney tryna steal kisses from me again smh /aff

YEE!! im usually the one who drags all four with me (albedo, lyney, cyno and tighnari) for tea parties in our cottage mweeheheh and pretty much! as long as something's sweet, lyney and i will eat it >:D same with bedo

also rose french vanilla sounds good :0

oh he knows i am smitten by his looks and he uses it well. tbh all my hubbies know how much i drool over their physical attributes and uses them to their advantages hsdljfskldjlfjsd

intelligent men are so *dreamy sigh* look. i personally find cyno's jokes hilarious so tbh i will support the violet-cyno comedy duo. al haitham has his soundproof headphones he'll be fine /silly

speaking of geo, i find the geo roster so funny sometimes, like.... you have the girlbosses navia, yun jin, ning, the calm zhongli and bedo.... and then there's itto. hsldfjklsdjf ofc i know he's not all comedic relief and honestly there's an underlying darkness there at play because of his heritage and past and stuff that hyv just glosses over but. it's just so funny to me.

hsuusheflajsld crying cackling

al haitham in the background:

lyney stop intercepting our conversation just for a moment pls /j

sweets >>>>>>>>> i can understand. i'm in pain rn and all i want is sweets sweets sweets sw- "i think that's enough chocolate for you today, wife." "NOOOOOO ૮₍˶ ╥ ‸ ╥ ⑅₎ა "

it's so good!!!! v v flowery and sweet... unfortunately they don't sell it here ;;;

[romaritimeharbor]

honestly, one of my favourite things about the hoyo games is how they deal with immortality, im a sucker for immortal characters who dont enjoy being immortal and vise versa, yknow?

its why baizhu and yaoshi are so interesting to me, especially baizhu. most of the liyue story themes revolve around modernity vs. tradition and mortal life compared to the reclusive adepti, usually (im pretty sure its always?) siding with the former being better. so a character like baizhu, a mortal man desiring immortality is just so cool and i wished they gave enough of a shit to write him better (not that his writing is bad, especially compared to some other characters, but its very obvious the writers couldnt choose between a 'kind doctor' character or a more black jack-esque doctor who can cure anything but is pretty morally gray, especially the 'charging people a bizzare amount of money' thing)

one baizhu moment that i think about constantly is from his story quest where xiao tells him "immortality may not be the blessing that you imagine it to be." and i just wish hoyo could expand on that. like imagine wanting immortality more than anything and then basically being told by an ancient being "its not my buisness but please dont its awful."

(also yeah genshin's worldbuilding sucks so bad lmao, i've played through all of the main story and read alot about the lore and i still barely know What is even going on)

NO IT'S REALLY ONE OF THE COOLEST THINGS!!!!! hyv writing is kind of questionable most of the time but i think they did well in their handling of immortality. it's really fascinating to me.

baizhu wants to attain immortality so bad, to save others, to save changsheng, and maybe to save himself (just throwing that last one on there for fun tbh i think he's way more worried about others; the other potential victims of changsheng's contract if he does not end it asap, changsheng herself, etc). i wonder what he must've felt when xiao outright told him "immortality may not be all that you think it is" LIKE???? this ancient being told you not to do it. but he'll continue doing it anyway. a man who is blinded by his ambition. hmm. and yeah i do agree! but i also hope this particular trait of baizhu's was done for a reason, not just bc the writers couldn't pick between tropes. baizhu was written impressively well compared to some others, so i HOPE it really is there for a reason.

(GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE BECAUSE I SWEARRR SOMETIMES I HAVE NO CLUE WTF IS GOING ON)

but to add my own little commentary regarding yaoshi bc i never stfu about them: yaoshi is so fascinating to me for so many reasons.

do they know about the consequences of their blessings? if so, did they warn the alliance's ancestors, and did those people just not listen? or... did they not say anything? if so, why? OR do they just not know?

(either way i think the xianzhou's explanation of their history is bullshit. girl why did you all go LOOK FOR THEM and ASK FOR IMMORTALITY and then get mad when they did what you asked....... smh. This is why we can't have good things [<- is biased])

to add onto that last point, are they so all-consumed by abundance that they cannot see beyond their path and cannot even perceive the harm their actions cause? it would be such a fascinating idea, because this would also explain why lan is SOOOO obsessed with them (just say you want to kiss them bro it's ok 😒 /J); if the "aeons are all-consumed by their path" is true, then lan literally cannot do anything BUT hunt yaoshi down. the trailblaze can do nothing but trailblaze, which would explain why they disappeared. They Trailblazed Too Far. but if this were true, then what would this mean for aeons like long?

OR. is yaoshi simply an amoral eldritch being, whose motivations and thought processes cannot be comprehended by mortals? adding to this point, why the fuck does the xianzhou alliance "categorize" the aeons GIRL THEY ARE ELDRITCH DEITIES NONE OF THOSE MFS ARE "GOOD" OR "EVIL" ❗️❗️❗️❗️

[ravenousgf]

do not challenge me you foolish mortal /j

fvnfdjkhgdfkjh look this has left me with more questions than answers

[yuchiyo]

» Merry Birthmas!

Summary: How would they celebrate your birthday

Genre: Fluff, crack

Characters: Xiao, Hu Tao, Chongyun, Bennett

Warnings: Self-indulgent, not proofread, mentions of death

A/N: Tomorrow is my birthday so I decided to make myself a little something, also decided to use my comfort characters for this bc y not lol

» Xiao

As you all know, Xiao’s an adeptus, he’s old, he’s more than a thousand years old. He’s a grandpa.

Birthday is no longer a thing for him, he has lost count of his own age

He knows that birthdays are important for others, especially mortals, but he doesn’t care about any of that, he’s not like the others (r/notlikeothergirls), and he’s not a mortal, he’s an adeptus.

However, you are an exception, you are *the* exception, you are his S/O, so your birthday matters to him (you better be thankful about that smh)

He’s not very creative at coming up with birthday gifts, so he would just give you some crystal cores and qingxin flowers

Xiao isn’t really fond of being around people, so.. yeah, no birthday party with him for you

If you insist that you want a birthday party with him however, then he will throw one only available for the both of you. Yes, no one else invited, just you and Xiao (wow what a sad birthday party /j /lh)

He doesn’t really know any birthday traditions and what you’re supposed to do on birthday parties so he’s just like “?????” the whole time

Poor bb is confused

He’s not the best at doing these kind of stuff but trust me, he’s doing everything he can to make sure you are happy on your birthday <33

» Hu Tao

Definitely the type of person that would say “Happy one year closer to death!!”

OK LISTEN unlike most people, the way she said it make it sounds like a death threat

I mean the sentence is already unsettling enough why must make it sounds like a death threat bro

Sleep with your one eye open.

Also, beware of her birthday pranks! She would definitely pull classic birthday pranks like the flour and egg one on you when you least expect it

Just hope to any archon you believe on that none of the eggs would touch your hair lol

To make it up, she would throw you a surprise birthday party at her workplace, wangsheng funeral parlor!

Oh wow a birthday party at a funeral parlor, oh wow um 😐 /j

When all the decorations and birthday cake for the party is ready, she would just randomly barge in into your home and drag you out to wangsheng funeral parlor

If you’re not fond of parties, then she will drag take you out on a spooky date on wuwang hill <33!!

Who said that spooky dates are Halloween special only? 🤨🧐

» Chongyun

Cutest. Boy. EVER!!

He would take you out on a date at wanmin restaurant! He knows that that’s not the best place to have a date in, but that’s the only good place he can come up with,, (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

Keeping himself calm for the whole date is hard, because Xiangling keeps staring at the both of you with a smug face lmao

Chongyun tried his best to ignore her, but y’know trying to ignore someone when they are burning holes at your soul is hard _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

For your birthday gift, he would give you a snowflake hairpin!! If it doesn’t fit your style.. Oh well it’s the thought that counts

No matter how long you guys have been dating, Chongyun will still always gets shy when he goes out on a date with you aggsahga <33

Who gave this dude the rights to be this cute wth

Other than the snowflake hairpin, he would also give you a bouquet of glaze lilies!!

You better give this man his compliments and thank yous or I will come to your house and beat you with a spoon!! 🤩🤩

Haha jk, ….unless?

» Bennett

Surprise picnic date!!

The picnic will either be at windrise or starsnatch cliff! He has your favorite snacks, drinks and birthday cake ready!! <3

After he’s done preparing for the picnic date, he would go back to Mondstadt and go to your house

He would ask you to follow him, if you ask him why, he would simply say “Can’t tell you! It’s a secret, hehe” (He is.. Quite bad at hiding surprises I’m sorry)

Alright before I say anything more, you all must know that due to his bad luck, everything he do somehow always end up with the one same thing

Disaster

So as soon as you guys arrive at windrise/starsnatch cliff, a disaster would accrue

If the picnic is at starsnatch cliff, the blanket and the food basket would get blown away by a sudden strong wind and fall from the cliff

If the picnic is at windrise, the birds there would be stealing all the foods from the basket (oh hey free fowls)

He would be SO SAD and HEARTBROKEN seeing all these, please give him a hug and tell him that it’s alright and that you guys can have a date elsewhere </3

© yuchiyo

[bailysis]

Work killed me these past 4 days but I'm back to posting now. time to write an essay about my favorite character please look at her

Meet Ashkar!! She is my baby and I love her lots. Ashkar is my oldest and undoubtedly my favorite character of mine - she's like, 11 years old by now! I've grown up with this character and she's very close to me. Despite that, I don't actually have a ton of art for her x.x

Ashkar is a dragon - part of an original species I'm still working on. Except she's more than just a dragon, she's also kind of an overpowered god. When I was a kid she was a MASSIVE mary-sue but I've been trying to organize her powers and backstory into something reasonable. Binging Dragonball for 2 years straight kinda inspired me to rework her abilities. They all revolve around her role as an Overseer, a deity-like figure who protects and maintains galaxies. You could call her a guardian of the galaxy, but then the movies came out and I had to call her something else. smh marvel stole my idea /j She draws power from the cores of planets and stars in her territory, and has to keep them healthy so she stays strong. Ashkar can create and destroy planets and manipulate their cores, she has some awesome fire breath, can shapeshift, and has minor elemental and mind-controlling powers. Oh, and she's immortal.

Personality-wise, Ashkar is reckless and impulsive and loves to show off her strength. She is incredibly energetic and barely knows patience. She isn't evil - she doesn't thirst for power, or enjoy the suffering of innocents, or want dominance over the universe - but she can be selfish. Ashkar wants to be happy and find joy in life. She wants the people she cares about most - her brother Hirosian and her lover Nephaphem - to be safe and happy. But it's hard for her to feel compassion for normal, mortal beings. Ashkar has lived for millions of years and doesn't plan on dying anytime soon. She's tried caring for every living thing, tried protecting the thousands of civilizations from every perceivable harm, but it just doesn't work out. She can't save everybody. It's not her job to save everybody - her job is to make sure they don't all die, and that their planet remains stable. When danger isn't around, Ashkar is focused on simply having fun. She likes to try new things, explore new places, and meet new creatures. She likes to laugh and sing and dance and not worry about the past or what the future holds.

Ashkar can be incredibly irresponsible with her power, especially when she gets fired up, but the one person that keeps her in control is her brother, Hirosian. Despite their differences, the two are inseparable. I'll talk about him and Nephaphem in a separate post.

that was a lot x.x thanks for reading. If you have any questions about Ashkar PLEASE I would love to answer them. I could talk about her all day.

[chermanji]

A another hydro archon brainrot bc I am delusional🤪🤪🤪

-She’s WOULD BE SO SO MEAN DURING SEX.

-She would never let you breathe and specking of breathing, she would be into  choking😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

-she wouldn’t be that great at treating emotionally but would treat you of acts of service, like buy you expensive shit

She would buy you expensive clothes and lingerie by the most expensive clothes from infamous Fontaines designers.( she wouldn’t buy it bc she has no mora but threatens the companies to give them the clothes for free or she’s sue the living shit of them to bankruptcy😭)

- she would also show you off too? like

“Look my perfect pretty darling”

- she would also lot of baggage😭 but wouldn’t tell you bc she’s too “””perfect””” to be bothered by “mortal emotions”🙄

-she genuinely loves when you cry both during sex and outside of sex>:(

She would have a sick smile or just laugh. She would outright say that you’re a ugly cryer😐 but she is fascinated by you crying, like she finds it amusing for you to be crying about something so insignificant and diffo bully you about you about it later.

- Also she wouldn’t even let others talk about you in ANY way. Like she would out right execute anyone😟

- She would so scary when angry like she would be “haha I am better than you” to “ my judgement is final and you have no right change it” YOU KNOW!???!?!?????!????

I am so delusional🥲

Idek what this woman looks like and I’m obsessing over her smh

She probably grips your face in between her hands with her nails digging j to your cheeks and tells you that you’re useless and stupid, watching how you cry with a smile on her face. Peppering kisses on your quivering lips and mocking how you tear up, pinching your skin.

[rottingsparrow]

Part 6! Of rereading Lore Olympus. Ep 51-60

On these next few parts i really just kept ranting oops. Also I just keep getting busier and forgetting to read more, but I haven't caught up with what I've read yet and that's the only thing keeping me going. Does anyone read these? Last part:

Ep 51

“What about my brother” artemis please its kinda clear at this point

So did hermes question anything or

“ i have no right to be jealous” yeah also theyre just friends dude

“Oh but hermes liked persephone” no hes a gay man argue with the wall(/j)

Why they got eels

I love how tall and slender hecate is seeing as like eventually everyone dissolves into one shape

Yes im over exaggerating what about it

Who are the fire people i love them

Bro imagine dying and like “finally free from this hell where i have to work all the time” only to be put to work when you die

“Everyone should get a fair trial with the king of the underworld” i agree but wouldnt that take forever too like there are so many deaths all the time

I literally get so tired of hades in this episode mfer has such a lack of control in his emotions

like . are you physically unable to have a conversation with her without losing it so you gotta ice her out??

“I cant accept gifts from employees” i mean yeah if they are trying to bribe you its just fuckin food man

Also this part minthe keep it in ur pants ur at work

Ep 52

Wow all women hate persephone bc shes so gorgeous so they treat her bad and like make out with her crush

My point got lost there but you get what i mean like women cant just exist they either are used to compare persephone and show how good she is or uplift her

Im not saying you cant have mean women please do but the way it all comes together just. :/

Persephone is like trying to hard to be nice and friendly and hades just kinda sits there like an idiot smh

Hermes my beloved

I want bakalava now

How would she have a driver's license demeter kept her in the mortal realm you think she would let her get that

Why do they want a car thanatos you have wings my guy

I mean. Did you die hades?

Also smth to ask before hand lmao thats on you

Hecate, agent of chaos, my wife, my everything, my-

Ep 53

I know hecate has reasons to do things but i like to believe she doesnt and she does what she wants

Theres no way minthe sounds happy on the phone when she knows its just hecate

Nah nvm shes probably scared of her

How. how does anything get done at this place

Hades can you. Can you treat her like a friend or even a worker instead of a crush its not that hard youre a big guy

I love the eels

The moment when the artstyle changes randomly and you have to get adjusted to a new one

Hecate is now a different shade of blue what

Fuck you hades putting all your emotions on a 19 y/o

Unfortunately he does treat her like any other of his employees hes just. A shitty boss

“Oh no she thinks im mad at her” yeah dude ur acting like a dick

Sorry this just pisses me off

“Shes like me” she just like me fr

Why is the building confusing what do they gain from that

Its actually so rachel doesnt have to remember the layout

Ep 54

“Is she angry” no shes tired wtf do you think

I know rachel tried so hard on the “please dont grab me” panel girl was sweating

Personally id just leave if i was the reporter but ig he needs smth

Asking for a statement isnt the bad thing its the grabbing and like pressuring yknow

Do they have close ties

I know its supposed to be casual but i wouldnt hold my mothers friend/ business partner. Whatever their lie was, like that

Idk how i would actually im going to be thinking of that

I do like how she has a trigger but im gonna be real i dont think its ever brought up again

Sure you could say she is just good at avoiding it but idk

“I dont always get to do what i want” you literally do unless it doesnt help the story

Rereading has made me see how many things are in place for the story that disappear when not needed

“Man im a lousy tour guide” and a lousy boss :D

I do just want to make sure you guys know how much i hate hades as a boss

Ep 55

Its a lobby. Thats funny ill laugh at that

“That not exactly what we do here” what do you do

I havent read greek mythology in so long

“They may become hysterical” please explain psyche i saw i reply talking about how we didnt see her reactions to phone

They were so right that mustve been fucking bonkers

How do they ease them into it? Do they go through all the years of technological advancements just quickly??

Who is hecate talking to

Let her get the jacket make hades pay the designer to make another one

Also only 3? Like 20 id get but 3? Nah

“Why is she employed here?” you were there yesterday minthe remember she got an introduction

I think hades needs an HR department yknow what

“ a coveted position” PLEASE JUST EXPLAIN THE JOBS AND THE WORK LADDER

I agree with hecate except no one treats it like a work place

Not even you really lmao

If they are scared of her why would they go bitch to her esp if they know she doesnt care

Small medium cause shes so petite but she has curves bc shes gorgeous and-

Rachel smythe sniped me :/

How did she put that on

Ep 56

Whose the green person in the back poseidon idk

Also glasses again :)

“Stop staring at me with them big ol eyes”

Yes i already made the joke its funny tho

meg/persophone is my otp /j

Seriously its already more healthy than hades gotta be honest

So nice of her to let her borrow it how is she gonna return it. They talked more im sure but its funny to think that she actually doesnt know who meg is

Why does his hair get longer in the mortal realm get up

Omg does he have extensions that would be so funny

“I have to have control” yeah you do its gross

I love persephone fury look tho

Wait why did her hair grow

I get like thats the style in that time or whatever but

“I for one find you terrifying” is such a cute line not gonna lie

Persephone why do you look like youre trying to kiss him

“How can she be doing better than me” because zeus is married

I feel like thats obvious

Blue nymph obviously evil she has to be shes a woman and-

But also i forgot her name. Tha. no uh

Its thetis :)

Ep 57

“My visions arent always correct. But they are most of the time” is such a sloppy line

Omg i forgot that hera was the reporter

Also idk how her visions work but couldnt it have been literally anyone? How does she think shell narrow it down

Persephone you are wearing a skirt thing be careful

Also. dont push off people chest just generally

Her hair got much longer but i can excuse this one bc shes using her powers and they tend to coincide

“I gotta inspect that volcano” yep. Sure is a volcano

“But once they die theyre all in service to the underworld for the rest of the eternity” is there a way to die after death bc that sounds awful

Ok but why do they have to wait how does that earn you money

Like no i get the like immediate ride for a obol or whatever but why 100 years. You lose out on so many laborers for a while that way

I love Styx hand in marriage

Haha why is she bald in the last panel

Ep 58

“Reminds me of a younger me” is supposed be like a red flag but was zeus not chill during his formative years

Why does he get so mad a her vision genuinely

Also like why he get mad about her guessing apollo

I know i know “reputation ruined and so is ours” people change yknow also i do second guess your ability to choose olympians

Spit on him queen

This is one of the spots where i feel like rachel was just pushing to make zeus a bad guy. Not like a dick but actually antagonistic qualities

“I prefer the financial benefits of ongoing unpaid labor” haha so funny /s go fuck yourself

Yeah theyre dead and have nothing else to do but damn

“Why would my mom hide it from me” i mean. Thats fair but youre the one that calls her like hovering so i doubt she wants people trying to sex you

I mean fertility doesnt have to mean sex its more than that also one second

Nvm i googled it i was gonna say hestia was a goddess of fertility but shes the goddess of home a stuff my bad

Arnold reaction meme

Oh why is it dangerous

No i know why lmao

Persephones jaw goes from ) to ] in a matter of seconds

“Just stay away from tower 4 until we get to the” THE WHAT??? THE WHAT

Thats not a joke the sentence ends there

“OH you said yes!’ to you helping her like friends do

Ok but how will he know its her

Ep 59

Yes persephone you communicate clearly!! Be healthy!!

I love the flower nymphs personally i know everyone says we dont see persephone be close with them but its the little things i think

“I literally have no idea why you want to be here” me either hades

Haha flower nymphs are dumb! Village people! Haha racism

No i know thats not what shes saying but the racism of nymphs is overlooked

Me, everytime she was handed something pomegranates: :OOOO ITS THE!! ITS THE THING

No minthe has a right to be upset id be pissed if id have to change someones entire schedule

Not the snapchat filter

Why is his name big spenda thats so funny

Ep 60

As someone who has been jealous before i have to say this isnt healthy

Like duh but so intense for someone you barely know

Hades, watching her in silence: wtf is happening

Im glad she realizes its unhealthy

Ok i know i said they dont ever bring up the “any time any place” question but they do here which reminds me that that deal should no longer exist now that hes her boss

I dont think hooking up is bad esp when they werent in a relationship tbh

Like now she is in a relationship so yeah its bad

I love snarky chat that is the most real thing in this comic

“ we need to do smth about persephone” or yall could do your jobs. Kooky idea i know

She is still flirting with thanatos which is bad

Yknow assuming the boundaries her and hades set was monogamy and no flirting

And yeah hes flirting too thats also bad

[make-me-ur-aphrodite]

simultas

*latin for togetherness*

as requested by @ninacarstairss i just chose blackstairs cause you didn't give me any other ships and they're my babies :)

this is the first thing ive ever written so sorry if it sucks XD

just a "blackstairs" one shot basically all fluff no warnings love ya babes!!

set before the dark artifices but after the mortal instruments so julian and emma are around fifteen and the blackthorn kids caught the scalding fever. but in all honesty there is no plot whatsoever next time i do this i need to ask for a prompt or something smh

I leaned against Julian's door frame watching him move around fiftfully in his sleep. I knew this was the first time he had shut his eyes this entire week, he had been so busy running back and forth making sure all the kids had what they needed that he forgot what he needed. That was Jules though, he would work himself to death for the kids and make sure they thought he was fine. Which was why I considered it my job as his parabatai to see to it that he actually slept every once in a while.

A small cry came from down the hall that I immediately recognized as Tavvy. He was only five and so attached to Julian that even when he wasn't sick he had trouble sleeping without him. As i turned to go to Tavvy I saw Julian stir on the bed and cursed internally.

"Was that Tavvy?" He asked trying to rub the sleep away from his eyes. I thought he looked sort of adorable in that moment and then immediately took it back wondering what was up with me.

"Yeah but I can help him go back to sleep." Jules gave me a look, we both knew that there was no way he would go back to sleep, not while one of the kids was in need, and not when I was doing something he could help with.

"No I'll go with you we gotta honor our parabatai bond you know." He responded with a tired grin.

"Okay but after this you should go back to sleep Julian because Im fairly certain those ten short minutes of sleep back there was all you've gotten this week." I said as we approached Tavvy's door. Julian paused before opening it.

"Don't worry about me Ems I'll be able to sleep more when they all feel better, this is sort of my fault anyways I should've caught the fever with Ty before it spread to everyone. Least I have you though." He said and before I could get the chance to inform him he wasn't at fault for everything that happened to his siblings Tavvy whimpered again and Julian walked into the room.

I stayed outside for a second watching Jules curl Tavvy into his arms and murmur quietly to him. I had been watching Julian a lot recently and even though a small part of me said it was strange, the rest of me decided it was just the parabatai bond.

With a conflicted sigh I followed Julain into the room in time to hear Tavvy claiming that he didn't feel well.

"I know baby but you'll get better soon," Jules said softly to him. "You know when Emma got scalding fever she got thought that she would never get better and that she would have to live in sickness for the rest of her life."

"Well it was a valid concern," I pointed out. "But I did get better Tavvy because I had Julian with me and he makes everything better" I exclaimed shooting a wild grin towards Jules. "Besides Tavs you'll get better before you know it because Im pretty sure you're the strongest shadowhunter ever."

Tavvy giggled. "Really?" He asked.

"Really." I proclaimed grinning at him.

"But you know what helps you get better?" Jules asked Tavvy, "Sleep."

Tavvy seemed to be considering this before he nodded seriously. "Okay but you and Memma stay."

I smiled at him and climed into his fort with Julian. Tavvy was out cold in five minutes and Julian didn't seem to be far off.

"I wouldn't be able to get up in the morning, Emma, and do all of this if I didn't have you." Jules said his voice heavy with sleep. I hadn't been expecting this and before I could respond he had drifted off.

"o-h j-u-l-e-s" I traced onto his sleeping figure before leaning my forehead against his and letting our breaths mix together.

hope that wasn't too bad! >3

taglist: ik whole lotta firsts today @shadowhuntingdemigod tell me if you wanna be added or removed

[givenstaken]

        my  first  and  only  intro  post  y’all.  how  exciting  is  this?  we  stan  !  ok  so  literally  chaeri  and  sora  have  boring  lives  and  they  rly  are  just  chilling  (they  not  that  deep)  but  i  decided  to  make  ONE  deep  character,  and  thus,  luna  changtai  was  born  !  hit  me  a  dm  on  disc  or  like  this  to  plot  !

[  LALISA  MANOBAN,  SHE/HER,  CISFEMALE  ]  —  [  LUNA  CHANGTAI  ]  is  a  child  of  [  HYPNOS  ]  with  the  power  of  [  SLEEP  MANIP/INDUCEMENT  ].  they’re  [  TWENTY  TWO  ]  and  have  been  in  nemean  lion  for  [  SIX  MONTHS  ].  if  you  want  to  meet  them,  they’re  usually  around  the  building  [  SLEEPING  OR  MAKING  MAKEUP  TUTORIALS  ];  you  could  also  try  [  WE  ALL  SCREAM  FOR  ICE  CREAM  ].  —  tata  /  she/her  /  est  /  18+  (muse  l)

luna grew up wondering why the people around her stayed away from her because where she grew up was very superstitious and ignorant towards single mothers. she was known as the daughter of the single one, and it’s of course backwards thinking, but what would you expect from fools smh

so, she just talked to her mother most of the time, and her mother wasn’t the nicest person in the world. she would leave for days at a time, leaving poor luna (stan luna) by herself. the girl learned how to cook ramen at nine years old, and eventually stopped wanting her mom to come back home. her mom wasn’t abusive, she simply neglected luna for her other family. yes- her other family. luna’s mother had a big secret (keyword: had), she has a whole other family with two other children (with an actual mortal man). her mother put the other children above luna, and thus, luna was born without feeling loved. yes, this has many psychological problems associated with it, however, luna was smart.

the love she felt was through books. romeo and juliet, fifty shades of grey, twilight, etc. (the classics) ! (j kiddin abt the fifty shades but she is team jacob). anyways, she really matilda up in this bih. 

she eventually got into a college (whole scholarship!) far away from her mother, or so she had thought, until she had bumped into her mom linking arms with a teenager. the teenager, was in fact, the mother’s favorite child. that child was going to the same college as luna, and luna being a smart bih, didn’t expose her mother right away. she watched and she waited.

o...o HO HO ! she waited. six months ago, before she came to nl, she had found out about her powers. before she even knew what nl was, she was using her powers for ... uh ha aha pranks. she memorized her mother’s other child’s schedule and made them fall asleep during the worst moments. with one snap of her fingers, the other would drop test tubes and fall to a deep slumber. ya, these weren’t harmless pranks, they would get hurt a lot and eventually go to the doctor to get checked because falling asleep all the time is ??? crazy.

the revenge wasn’t over there, she found out where they lived, and knocked on mother’s door. as soon as she opened the door, luna had snapped her fingers. the lady fell asleep, and luna came in and locked the door. when the lady woke up (confused ofc) luna was sitting next to both children and their father. there was no getting out of this. (o and luna had made the lady fall asleep when she opened the door at first because it’s obv the lady would slam the door on her face lol). 

so ya exposed

then went to nl bc she thot she was crazy

but she rly is matilda ig

anyways plot with me she wild

she also has a youtube thing where she’s james charles but not trash

like = subscribe to her channel 

[happysmilebtr]

Hello, it's your secret 🎅. I'm sorry I went MIA for a while, life's been a little hectic!! To answer your question, hahaha, my bias is Chanyeol, our hyper-active puppy 🐶😊 Aaahh, those are great choices!!! And which is your favourite Baekhyun era then?

Anyway, but speaking of real life, how has the week been treating you? I hope it's been good and you're safe 💕❤️

Ahh my secret santa!! *hugs you* don't apologize, I understand because we all have a life outside of tumblr (I only hope all is well ♡♡♡)

The giant bean, who doesn't love that boy? (Its why he's my 2nd bias) thank you! As for favorite baekhyun era....ooohhh....OOOHH now thats tough xD here is my list that I will try to put into a read more later because on mobile it glitches (apologies to those that will see this before I do!)

Obesession era. This is what sold my soul to exo for life like can we talk about this look ??? The makeup, the outfit, the FACE CHAIN, ALSO THE ICONIC PLATINUM HAIR = *French chef kiss*

Kokobop era...this was the era I could have gotten into exo but nooo, my Dumbo self was like "what is exo?" (We don't talk about kpop 2016/17 me she was....sad) but no, seriously this was SUCH a good look on him (everyone looked good in that era) apparently many fans didn't like this(?) Look on baekhyun, correct me there my secret santa but if yes then SMH. He was one the few that started the mullet trend and deserves to be recognized for it thank you very much. Also yes this is me lowkey asking for mullet!hyun to make a comeback lmao

Next is you guessed it, monster. The iconic look or as I call it, the demon look. Everything about this is...ugh, perfection. Like perfect Halloween vibes hands down. If I saw this baekhyun in the middle of the night saying he wants my soul, I would agree. If monster baekhyun would do a "fatality" move from. Mortal kombat, j would thank him.

Next is solo debut aka un village. Its grunge meets fancy. The grey hair, the loose comfy but kinda schmexy vibe with the outfits we got (like we got the grunge fancy but also the dad on a holiday vacation outfit so best of both worlds) plus the songs from this album are still ones I love to listen on repeat. Not once do I wanna skip (my fav has to be pyscho!)

And at number 5 (because I did a top 5 haha) is lightsaber! Not sure why I couldn't add a gif so here is a picture instead! Not only is this the most iconic song to grace our ears (chanyeol's rap is everything but rip him rapping so fast) but the mv i really like. The cinematography is beautiful. It kinda has this homemade feel to it, dare I say even stranger things vibes (I say this as I NEVER saw the show dnakdjak) but love this bright red hair on him. The outfit and the gosh darn lollipop (plot twist, this was him hinting to his 2nd solo album delight dnakdnak)

This became long and again I apologize to my beans who are reading this ask before I edit the read more (I oddly cannot add that on my phone now either so lovely) but yeah haha. To answer your question, my week was alright! Had some hiccups with technology related stuff (because I am a Dumbo and messed things up djansna) but other than that. Alright, am getting colder days so I am very much happy to be wearing my fuzzy socks. Things are getting a bit heavy with Poland and as someone that is polish well, it socks hearing what's happening but I am happy seeing the protests! What about you, how was this week so far?

[zhongrin]

ikr :"D literally whenever tomato: they jump the chance to poke fun /aff

i mean uncle wrio is undeniably an attractive person and i bet his lil fangies make his smirk all the more handsome hehe (oh and his silvery blue eyes too, they shine just like pools of diamonds whenever he sees you and you can probably see his pupils dilating just for you like a puppy mweeheh)

EHHEHEHE once again, i will say that uncle wrio's fangies are probably the first thing you notice when he smiles or smirks at you mom? ohhh, yk what else would be cute? if he had a chuckle to go with it. im not surprised that uncle haitham would have a naturally smug look everytime he's right smh (and it pisses cyno off too ngl, the grumpy baby),,and then of course dad's smirk looks mysterious to me? i mean especially if he's doing it behind a fan with his amber eyes glowing like fireflies

"how to scare the shit out of people 20XX" in a nutshell AKFDKJFD (the number of times i probably tied some kind of ribbon to dad's horns when he wasn't looking), but yea i bet it's chilly up there even though it is a convenient method of travel :"D

fKSJKSKKSJF honestly i'm open to trying anything sweet because i'm the kind of person who'll probably make a face at something bitter eheheh

OOOO yk i can see that for all of you! i think it suits your personalities and aesthetics really well hehe (ngl i kind of wanna like. have a teaparty over at the cottage im currently residing in hehe). but as for my three, i love royal milk tea and it's the kind you can get at the japanese market. bedo likes anything floral like jasmine or rose since it helps with his concentration and stress. cyno? he likes anything i make, so i usually just go with chamomile since he's tired after a long day of mahamatra duties. then with lyney, and i quote, "as long as it's sweet~" tighnari is like cyno, anything herbal heehehehe

tryna steal kisses out of me smh

okay im done rambling that was a lot holy crap fdskfdslkj

yesyes you understand me, very very handsome.... mischievous pupper fr (๑﹏๑//) ohhh i am so weak for him

handsome face + lilted smirk + fang peeking out + icy blue eyes gleaming = CRITICAL HIT. I'M ON MY KNEES. I'M SOBBING CRYING.

ah yes the al haitham and cyno experience. why did we bring them to this specific hang out again? /j i can see cyno trying to annoy him back by dishing out all the dad jokes hahahah

zhongli in-game model smirking lives rent free in my head always..... how does a man get to be this handsome..... he really pulled no stops when he built that mortal vessel..... oughhhh

"there's a dragon in the sky" "ok grandpa it's time for bed" -> random npcs that caught a glimpse of us lmao

time to add syrups and milk to that cup of coffee then hsldfjklsdf

A TEAPARTY AT A COTTAGE!!!! that sounds so cute ;w; ohhh very interesting. i approve of bedo's taste. floral teas are so good... i need to restock that rose french vanilla when i go back home.... lyney and violet going "as long as it's sweet" lmaoooo

[blessedlesakathevessel]

#GOD #CHRIST #CHRISTIANRAP #GOSPELRAP #MOTIVATIONSPEAKER #INSPERATIONALSPEAK #ENTREPRENEUR #BOSS #MOG #HAPPY #BLESSED #AUTHOR #CONDOLENCES #COPRODUCER #LOVE #LIFE If u never SEEN IT DID IT or LIVED IT MISS me WIT THE NON-SINCE FAM & FRIENDS NEH-SAYERS HATES & PRAYERHATERS OK DO U IMMA DO ME U C I AM WITH THE LORD JESUS! WHAT I TALK 2 REMEMBER Ain't BOUT WHERE u FROM It's BOUT WHERE U @ MOTOWN 2 B-TOWN ITS STILL GOING DOWN INSTEAD OF DOPE I GOT HOPE & IM HERE 2 LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW HOW GREAT GOD IS DETROIT KNOW & THE METRO SURROUNDING AREAS J-PRINCE KNOW HOUSTON (5TH WARD) DALLAS KNOW EPIPHANY WASSUP C U SOON MINNESOTA KNOW & THE TWIN CITIES TAMPA & ORLANDO KNOW VEGAS GO KNOW C U SOON KOTTON KANDYDAWAYNE/ DUKES INDIANA KNOW CHI-TOWN /THE GO NASTY 9z & THE WILD 100z KNOW TORONTO KNOW NEW JERSEY KNOW BATON ROUGE KNOW & IT AINT OVER ROMANS 6:23 WE ALL FALL SHORT OF GOD'S GLORY KNOWBODY PERFECT I KNOW THAT I KNOW THE WORLD 🌎 WE LIVE IN MEEESED UP & I KNOW A BIG REASON WHY IS ISAIAH 55:8 OUR THOUGHTS NOT GODS THOUGHTS OUR WAYS NOT GODS WAYS. GOD BLESS US ALL EVEN THE WEAK & WEARY MATTHEW 11:28 COME 2 ME ALL WHO LABOR & HEAVY DURDEN & I WILL GIVE U REST REST YO MIND SMH if PPL DIDN'T UNDERSTAND JESUS 🙏 HOW I THINK THEY GO UNDERSTAND ME I 🙏 PRAY 4 U & U PRAY ME MY LIFE IS COMPLETE IN JESUS! AMEN! JOY & PEACE DEVIL CANT HAVE JOY DEVIL CANT TAKE JOY DEVIL WONT GET MY JOY WHY BCUZ THE LORD GAVE IT 2 ME! HALLELUJAH AMEN Brother B TOLD ME 2DAY DEVIL CANT GET IN IF U DONT LET HIM IN MY MOMMA TOLD ME JAN 2019 LEAVE PPL WHERE THEY @ TRUE & PROFETIC 2013 TREATMENT CENTER SAY WE AIN'T IN CONTROL OVER PPL PLACES & THINGS IM ALREADY IN 2020 AHEAD OF THE PACK I WAS IN 2020 IN 2018 GB2G=GLORY B GOD GOD NOT ME NOT MORTAL MAN BOOK RELEASE DATE 4-8-2020 2006 BLESSEDLES ORIGINATED STARTING WINDSOR ONTARIO CABOTO CLUB 4 SOLD OUT CONCERTS IN MY LIFE 1. 100 PPL 2. 180 PPL 3. 350 PPL MY 1YR SAVED CONCERT HALL WAS ONLY 300 PPL BUT I GOT 25 MO CHAIRS N 25 MO CHAIRS 350 STEVE RILEY THATS WHEN WE MET & WOW WAT A RELATIONSHIP WOW OMG GLORY B 2 GOD M.O.G. NOW I KNOW 4. 13YRS LATER INDIANA Go B FR 5OK INDIANA https://www.instagram.com/blessedles_thevessel/p/Bv4msJoAe2b/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=3au5xjbwz9h5

[a-panda-reads-act-omega]

ACT OMEGA PART 25

THE 04/07/17 UPDATE

THE DREAM IS NOT DEAD YOUR HOPE IS NOT LOST

IM A FUCKING LAZY PIECE OF SHIT

Hey wow, betcha didn’t think you’d ever see another one of these now didja? You can always count on me to disappear for like 9 days, come back one day and realize i got 10 followers, and fail to deliver promised effort. But hEY look who’s here now for another UPDATE.  Lets just hope I remember at all how to work tumblr.

And also gdi i forgot where we left off im gonna need to reread the last few pages

~one glance at a panel later~

oh y e a h its Aranea. Im gonna try to remain MATURE. PROFESSIONAL. And most of all, CALM. Because I really do like Aranea as a character. I just. Hate the stuffs she does a lotta the time.

Alright, time to hear about whatever Aranea knows. Looks like we’re starting off with a flashback of her getting destructified by the bish fish herself.

ARANEA: As a few of you may know, some time ago I attempted to 8reak free from the shackles of death and o8scurity 8y endeavoring to mold the alpha timeline to my will. The outcome notwithstanding, the crux of the scheme was that I would ensure the universe Lord English was 8orn into was never cre8ed in the first place, and thus completely avert his disastrous influence on all of reality. Of course, my actions would merely have resulted in a doomed timeline, 8ut I was confident in my a8ility to heal my “doomed” 8ranch to the point where it could functionally supercede the alpha timeline.

Y e a h yeah we all know about your fuckup. But actually that is kinda a helpful reminder of how it went down. God, it was so long since I’ve read normal Homestuck.

MEENAH: man this sounds just as nuts as it did last time you were glubbin aboat it MEENAH: smh ARANEA: Meenah! I thought you said there would 8e no interruptions?? ARANEA: I’m HARDLY proud of my conceited maneuver either, 8ut this is important context!

Aranea needs to hit the chill switch j e e z she snapped

MEENAH: yeah yeah sorry ARANEA: Thank you. ARANEA: That 8eing said, I am still fairly confident that the essence of the plan was well-founded. It just so happened my scope of understanding was far too narrow. My priorities were all askew. MEENAH: (no shit)

No shit indeed. A little life lesson; if you are conjuring up a plan that risks destroying the lives of everybody 

[Alright so everything past this lil note here was written on a different day thant the stuffs before it]

ARANEA: Her Imperious Condescension proved far more ten8cious an o8stacle than I had anticip8ed. Despite her many efforts to 8reak free from Lord English’s servitude, her determin8tion to see that universe made has always 8een in line with the preserv8tion of his eventual arrival. And so long as she continues to oper8 in his 8est interests, she will continue to draw considera8le power from her connection with him. A connection only he can sever. 

So I dunno if they’re talking about physical majyyk power or just position power, but if its the former that could explain how she was still alive. So basically my theory now is: The condesce will not die until Lord English is dead, or wants her to die. And depending on which actually happens, she might be a more direct threat than Lord English himself. We’ll see though.

VRISKA: (........) VRISKA: (Shit.)

wait huH WHat. Did Vriska realize she fucked something up, or is that just her reaction to the condesce’s advantages.

ARANEA: With the current st8 of things, it is far more efficient to simply address the pro8lem at its source. Which of course was the purpose of our original plan. Nonetheless, I grew determined to scour the Furthest Ring for more inform8tion on Lord English’s weaknesses. I had a hunch that there was likely much more to the story than I had initially realized. There were a number of differing theories linked to Lord English’s f8. Though each spun a unique tale, there was one central element common to all of them: a weapon. Presuma8ly, the same weapon that the Lord of Time is currently preoccupied with.

Alright, so IF Aranea’s stories are correct, then the house is going to be responsible Lord English’s death.  And about all these stories, I have a feeling all of them are gonna be true one way or another.

LE I think you gotta give it up buddy. I mean what are you even doing.

As a quick aside, in case any of you were wondering: For the moment, English poses very little threat to us. His attention has shifted to matters far more urgent than terrorizing our small gathering. That is to say, he is entirely focused on the weapon.

Yeah no shit. I just think. He should maybe kill you and then get back to that. LIke. Is he an idiot.

The utilities and nature of this weapon are still shrouded in mystery. That alone should have 8een something of a red flag, 8ut I digress. It was said that the Lord of Time once trapped inside it a 8and of heroes who had challenged him, and that they were destined to 8e released from their prison and finish what they started. It was also suggested the weapon was a juju that had 8een in Lord English’s possession, which upon outlasting its use, thereafter functioned purely as the instrument of his demise. Others assumed that was merely a tool meant to unleash some sort of coup de grâce. At another point all signs seemed to indic8 the weapon was in fact a person--the ghost of the Lord’s long dead female counterpart, whom he had killed to assume control of their shared 8ody. The counterpart he would stop at nothing to eradic8 all traces of from existence.

Jesus fucking Christ that’s a lot of possibilities. Alright, so if all of them are correct, that means: The juju is dead!tier calliope. It’s Lord English’s weapon and weakness. There are four heroes inside. And it will also kill him with the final blow. I have no clue how any of that is possible but whatever I’ll take it.

After my thorough investig8tion, I can tell you with confidence that all of these things are true in one way or another. However... we put the pieces of the puzzle together all wrong. We entirely dismissed the tale of the Lost Cheru8 and assumed that the weapon must be the very juju we discovered in the void. We expected it to wipe out Lord English in one fell swoop through some am8iguous onslaught.

OK so what the fuck. The juju ISNT the weapon. well, in that case I’m gonna assume that the weapon is the god tier clock. That’d make sense, I guess. That’s how he killed godtiers, and it will serve to kill him as well. Yeah, that works out. I just don’t know who the four heroes are and how it’s Calliope. Or I’m entirely wrong but come on the god tier clock would just make SO much sense.

LORD ENGLISH FUCKIN’ CHILL. The house ain’t killing you now is it? Just. WALK AROUND AND MURDER THEM. Or don’t cause that’d piss me off.

As you can see, these preconceptions were entirely unsu8stanti8ed. Lord English has 8een weakened, 8ut remains undefeated. However, that does not mean the weapon failed to perform its proper function. The truth of the weapon is as such: It is a juju that once 8elonged to Lord English as a powerful tool that once used, thereafter could only 8e used against him. When English was challenged by a party of valiant and worthy warriors, he resorted to the juju to entrap them and cast them aside. Then he 8anished it to the void in an attempt to prevent it from 8eing found. This was a fools' errand, as we cleverly managed to loc8 the weapon regardless. It unleashed SOMETHING upon him, and now... 8oth remain. It’s likely many of you were aware of this inform8tion already. The rest, while far more enlightening, will 8egin to delve more into the realm of conjecture. 8ut I am confident in my deductions.

Nothing much to say here, that’s basically exactly what I predicted. I guess all I’m still not sure about is what the weapon actually is. 

Aw it got all cleaned up and mosied of to the void.

As far as I can discern, the juju draws its power from a source completely 8eyond our current comprehension. 8eyond Lord English, 8eyond Skaia, and perhaps even 8eyond this plane of existence altogether! Perhaps it even plays an invisi8le role in shaping reality as we know it. Whatever its true n8ture, it seems that Lord English himself also draws some measure of power from that same source. It may very well 8e the origin of his unconditional immortality and of how causality itself appears to 8end to his will. So. What did the juju do? I 8elieve that it severed his connection to that higher plane. And along with the destruction of one of his other power sources--the Green Sun--he has 8een left vulnera8le, unsta8le, and perhaps even finally mortal.

oly shit, does that mean they can just CHARGE on in and whack ‘em up? AND HOLY SHit. IF VRISKA HAD JUST GOTTEN A gOOD ROLL HE’D BE DEAD

AAAAA

a.

RIP. Paradox Space. Forever-Wherever.

Now, I understand that some of you may 8e wholly unaware of the destruction of the Green Sun. It happened only recently, so don't worry. I will be sure to fill you in. I think that the more o8servant of you may have already managed to take a moment to look up at the infinitely-fracturing void that surrounds this 8u88le. If you haven’t, I suggest that you do so now. That “g8ping hole” in the Furthest Ring is what is known as The Pocket. It is the work of the final piece of the puzzle: the Lost Cheru8.

Yeah, Calliope wrecked that green sun. The only disappointing part of this is the possibility of an affect on Jade.

Ohhh that’s cool art. But yeah, what’s deadiope doing now anyways? Is she more dead?

part of me is actually not sure if she was dead to begin with or not. I forget. OOPs.

We were far too quick to dismiss her role in this story, though our h8ste is ultimately inconsequential. She was always 8eyond our grasp, and she would have done her duty just as readily, no matter our thoughts or feelings of her. 

Spellcheck thinks h8ste is a word but not 8eyond. ok. And yeah, in retrospect the  whole hunt for calliope was pretty pointless.

The Lost Cheru8 turned out to 8e another manner of weapon in her own right. She was also far more than that. Her mere existence is something of a miracle. The Muse of Space should have never emerged victorious in the 8attle against her more determined male counterpart. And yet, she defied the odds stacked against her just as deftly as Lord English had. In some lonely offshoot timeline, she asserted her iron will and managed to predomin8 over her 8rother. She played the game that was 8uilt for her to lose, and she made The Choice that her 8rother would never have possi8ly made.

Man MOS Calliope is fuckin badass.

She’s so smol

The Lord of Time, upon meeting with his Denizen, took the path of the Conqueror. The Muse of Space, given a similar opportunity, took the path of the Martyr. And in doing so, she dedic8ed her life, and her su8sequent death, to the Conqueror's destruction.

Man that’s just a pretty sad existence. I mean, YAY you get to be the hero and all. But FUCK you’re gonna die for it? Then what’s the PO I N T

I 8elieve that, on some level, Lord English knew this. His relentless quest to find and destroy her was as much a la8or of self-preserv8tion as it was of h8tred. 8ut this too would lead to his undoing. The Muse used herself as 88, goading him into his misguided ramp8ge across the Furthest Ring while simultaneously forging a path for us to cl8im his long-forgotten juju.

Oh wow. So She kinda knew about the ghost army all along, and was super dedicated to helping them find the juju. She was pulling ALL the fuckin strings here.

And so the Lost Cheru8 w8ed patiently until all the other pieces were in place for her final gam8it. She travelled to the Green Sun to fulfill her destiny as Lord English’s foil.

SHE’S FOILED ALL HIS PLANS.  H A H.

Okay yeah, so she died when destroying the sun i guess.

lil green SWORL.

There, she performed her final act as the Martyr. She cre8ed a singularity which a8sor8ed the incredi8le mass and energy of the Green Sun. The singularity 8ecame so dense and so powerful that it tore a cataclysmic rift into the very fa8ric of paradox space. The Pocket will continue to rip apart and consume reality until nothing is left. And Lord English is no exception.

What does this mean for the kids then? And the new universe.  Are they all temporary due to this fuCKIN HOLE

godDAMMIT

Hey don’t you fucking look cool.  You’re not allowed to look cool.

So you see now, don’t you? Our failure was not in defeating Lord English. It was in stopping the rest of reality as we know it from 8ecoming collateral in his destruction.

I’m a little confused by that, but I’m guessing it means they were supposed to find a way to protect everything from being destroyed. Huh.

ALRIght. Whatever. this was fun. Im SUPER sorry for the delay on this, but hey it was a pretty long update so maybe that makes up for it.

Se  E Y A L A  T  E R A  L L I  G A  T O  R