#most normal guy ever

[astronomodome]

anyway I think zedaph’s like. plotline. character arc whatever is so funny to me. This man shows up to hermitcraft after being in a singleplayer world for 100 episodes and the first thing he does is turn around and build a hole in the ground and not talk to hardly anyone. And the second thing he does is trap the door. Excellent. So then he spends a season or two being a genius and inventing new mental illnesses for his viewers to have and etc etc. Dresses up for Halloween as the embodiment of death and goes up to people and asks them to die. Like. Normal things. He builds another hole in the ground and builds a complicated redstone device that can tell the time for him so he doesn’t have to go outside. And of course he traps the door again. Then in season eight he decides you know what I’m going to start regularly interacting with people other than my two (2) close friends. And you know how I’m going to do it. I’m going to put them in a box and psychologically evaluate them. Awesome. Wonderful. We love to see it. You know what that is? Growth. And so now we’re at season nine and he’s pretty regularly teaming up with the others and being silly and everything. And you know like trying to spy on them without them noticing and normal stuff like that. But at the end of the day he still lives in a hole

[cellgatinbo]

he is so frustrated with the crocodiles, every time they pick him up while he’s trying to collect blocks he starts mumbling to himself “the voices… the voices……”

[electrikorg]

always have many thoughts about pre-gorillaz stuart, the most average british lad there is. (2D with eyes jumpscare)

[lavb-b]

Shifting Quiet Dump

[trauma-bot]

i like her.....

[deathandnonexistentialdread]

Yuugi sensing that Yami is so sad his soul is shaking. They are not beating the soulmate allegations

[wodimewoahtime]

hey till...... don't you have just a little too much tsundere "i'm not gay" yaoi protag power???? why are you attracting these guys like a hamster to the shredder

[papay0]

Everyone in v3 had a crush on kaito prove me wrong

[ghostlakan]

time is the enemy

[soullessjack]

what if we kissed in the Garden of Gethsemane after the last supper and I did not refuse your treacherous kiss which identified me to the police of Sanhedrin but instead I kissed you in return to show that I still love you and forgive you for betraying me and we were both boys

[banditblvd]

Posting dnd fanart on tumblr call that ablogtheosis

Erm sketchbook reveal 2/? +a little bitty classic bandit digital art

[forgetriestowrite]

okokok before i go to bed i just. i just need to talk about Dorym. I need to yap about them once more.

i know for literal MONTHS i have been saying "i need Dorym to kiss" etc etc and if you follow me i am so sorry that my obsession over two fictional gay men infiltrated your feed so violently, BUT

after that absolute masterclass in acting by Robbie and Liam I have decided that I actually don't need them to kiss. That's not what they are. At least not yet.

They are both so afraid of being soft and vulnerable. Dorian literally said it in his confession. He's not used to being open with anyone. Orym has spent the last several episodes, if not the whole campaign, keeping himself at arm's length from all of his friends. He kept himself away from Dorian, specifically, because he was scared. Even when Will told him it's okay to love someone else, he was still terrified.

So their love doesn't need to be confirmed to the world in some big gesture, Fjord's "can I kiss you" or Vax's promise to stay by Keyleth's side, even in death or Vex's "my heart belongs to someone else". That stuff doesn't matter to Dorian and Orym. What matters is being able to comfort the person you love, the person who is always refusing help because he doesn't believe he's important enough for it. It's being able to feel safe enough with someone to just sleep. To think "this is okay" because it is. To watch out for each other and be there for each other and call each other even when the lines are down and have that be enough.

I feel like they've been loving each other for a really long time, it just took until now for them to say it.

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

gigglin over how Pony's touch point for heterosexuality is. his brothers. n uh. well. yknow. I dunno if anyone's ever cleared that up for him.

[geneticcatalyst]

get protagonized, genius

[1captainjordan4]

I am Begging you to draw Mezalean Joel. I miss the short king :((

You and me both man 😔

[motorghost]

He's talking about Watson.