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sloaners · 1 year

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Easy first date ideas: escape the giant mole

Madatobi commission for @iamdusttoo !!

#fan art #naruto #fan comic #madatobi #madara #tobirama #madara uchiha #tobirama senju #hashirama senju #mr. mole #commission

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frostmarris · 6 months

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*honks happily*

#itasaku #akasaku #Uchiha itachi #haruno sakura #itachi/sakura #clownfucker au #thirrindraws #sakubabe #its that one spongebob meme with mr krabs and that clown

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doveywovy · 2 months

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au where the senju are big believers in multiple wives as a matter of practicality. the more wives a guy can have, the more kids he can have; the more connections he can secure; and the more skillsets he can have at his disposal. The uchiha, meanwhile, are monogamous even after one spouse dies. You get married once. that's it. you made a lifelong promise that interwove your very souls and the idea of remarrying, much less *multiple spouses*, is the most horrific thing they've ever heard.

#each of butsuma's kids has a different mother. meanwhile mrs tajima uchiha had like five kids #presumably in a bid to keep up with the senju (Who they didnt realize HOW butsuma was having so many fuckin kids).#it put a ton of strain on her when uchiha usually aim for two kids at most. three if it's peace time. FIVE? unheard of #butsuma meanwhile actually kept trying to have more kids after itami and kawa died. like he was aiming for 10 total probably #he married a bunch of young women at once and then promptly died right after #so now tobirama and hashirama have like six stepmoms nearly their age who never had kids and are just kind of There.#a family can be six unrelated women and two teen boys who all hate the man that brought them together or something

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mossphorescent · 2 months

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Ummm . Akatsuki doodles. Yeah.

T t ttt tma reference mayhaps....?

Came to me in a dream. No elaboration needed.

Was told to draw something gay. He doesn't actually need that, right?

Kakuzu was the only one who enjoyed Monopoly night :(

Obito's best iterations of course

Bazooka Deidara. What else do you want from me

:3

#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto shitposting #akatsuki #hidan #kakuzu #deidara #konan #kisame hoshigaki #obito uchiha #tobi naruto #sasori #zetsu #not tagging the others sorry #mr frog #kakuhida #? kinda #akatsuki nail-painting lesssgoooooo 🔥💯

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whatacatch · 7 months

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One of Naruto’s fruitiest moments was him looking at a shooting star while clutching his chest and with a smile and stars in his eyes, dreamily saying Sasuke’s name out loud like a prayer😳

#followed by kakashi telling mr yamato tenzo verbatim that Naruto’s ‘driving force is Sasuke’#they should get a massage day or something #sasunaru #Naruto #Sasuke #mine #naruto uzumaki #uzumaki naruto #sasuke uchiha #uchiha sasuke #naruto shippuden #naruto: shippuden #narusasu #sns #sasuke x naruto #naruto x sasuke

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evilkitten3 · 8 months

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team minato modern middle school au where kakashi is the annoying genius who skipped like two grades, rin somehow lives in a hospital (no one's sure which nurse/doctor is her parent but. it's one of them. right? it's gotta be. no way did a bunch of worked-half-to-death medical staff accidentally adopt a baby someone forgot about. definitely one of them is her parent. her birth certificate is around here somewhere i'm sure look i'll get back to you once my shift ends in six hours), and obito is the class clown who lives with his awful anarchist stoner grandpa and calls his house "the cave"

minato is a former student of kakashi's dad's friend and he's their carpool driver bc no way in hell would that man be allowed to teach in real life

#naruto #naruto shippuden #team minato #team seven #hatake kakashi #nohara rin #uchiha obito #uchiha madara #namikaze minato #hatake sakumo #jiraiya #nobody knows who kakashi's mother is. his dad isn't sure he has one. he doesn't know where the kid came from but. the dna tests are clear #obito thinks it's the science teacher. y'know the one with like a bajillion different weird animals. only in this case they are all snakes #kakashi thinks that's dumb bc mr orochimaru is definitely a man probably #also bc when he asked he just got creepy laughter and a lecture on how to clone humans #i'm not kidding about rin btw no one at the hospital has any fucking clue where she came from #none of them are going to be the first to admit it tho #they tried to run a paternity test for her but the only match in their system was a man named nohara isobu. who's been mia for like 30 year #and yes being raised by an ever-changing stream of people none of whom had enough time for her did mess rin up a bit #on the bright side. she is easily the most medically proficient seventh grader in the history of anything ever #and she'll have recommendations for days when she applies to medical school #gai and his dad are also there but they're pretty much the same

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crazyyynnn456 · 6 months

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Shinobi park🦖🍅

I think the 282nd episode is the fucking best in Boruto and Naruto. I advise every self-respecting fan to watch, you will not regret it!✨✨✨

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konohagakurekakashi · 2 months

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Share a secret about the members of Team 7

Hmm... let's see....

Sasuke - Regardless of the Uchiha ™️ glowers and detached behaviour, Sasuke has a poster of Koyuki Kazahana, the actress of Icha Icha Paradise: The Movie taped inside of his closet. He also has her autograph.

Naruto - Is an incredibly restless sleeper. He doesn't just sleep talk. He argues. Loud and brash. Mostly with himself, the folds within his sleeping bag and whoever is unlucky enough to be within reach of his limbs. I've seen him attempt to strangle one of Sakura's sandals on more than one occasion, referring to it as 'Kabu-no-baka'.

Sakura - Uses the same hair care products as the Ninken. Pakkun swears it's rich in Biotin and Jojoba oil which 'hydrates, repairs, and renews with every wash'.