#mr.sam

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[not4eat]

[tartppola]

Stranded in another world, with no hope of going back or any magic to defend themselves with, this is the anecdote of the Ramshackle Prefect Yuulis Crowley's first week in another world called Twisted Wonderland.

warning : mentions of blood & dissection, didn't beta this so :P a/n : happy april fools :D

It was a chilly morning on the Night Raven College campus, and Sam’s first day coming back to the mystery shop. Oh, how he missed the purple overlay of the wallpaper; the diamond skulls and taxonomy and other knick-knacks that seamlessly blend together to form something quite avant-garde. Speaking of knick-knacks, he remembered that his new stock of goods his ‘friends’ salvaged from who knows where should be arriving today, how exciting!

His feet skipped up and about, the keys he spun around his finger chiming as he hummed a happy tune from the Port of Jubilee. Sam wonders what kind of faces the new first years would make the first time they step into the shop, or when they meet his ‘friends’ for the first time. 

Just as he was about to make a turn from Main Street, he stopped dead in his tracks. There was a pile of huge boxes at the doorstep, that must be his new goods, but there was something else, or rather, someone else. That someone–young enough to be a first year, but not wearing the school uniform–was waiting by the boxes. No student has ever been to the shop this early, and the school hasn’t allowed any of the local townsfolk to visit, so why?

“Excuse me!��� Sam called out, making his way towards them, “I’m flattered that a line is already forming, but opening hours aren’t until lunch time!”

They stared blankly at him the moment he stood right in front of them. They held out a clipboard with a delivery receipt that listed the names of various magical supplies 

“I’m here to on behalf of the Headmaster,” Sam barely understood them through their thick accent, “Please double check the receipt and make sure to tell of any errors.”

Since when did the Headmaster hire any couriers.....and one so young at that. Oh well, as long as Crowley’s not breaking any child labor laws, it should be alright, shouldn’t it? The shopkeep noticed that his back grew colder and colder as he went through the new inventory. He stole a small glance at the youth, turning back immediately when he saw how intently their gaze bore through his soul.

“Phew! It’s getting pretty darn cold out here!” The hand that held his keys trembled a bit, “How about we go inside to warm ourselves up a bit?”

He took back his thoughts. This was far from alright.

“--and where do these charms go, Mr.Sam?” 

“By the aisle near the grimoires, next to the paper talismans,”

It’s been nearly half an hour of restocking, yet they haven’t left the store. Sam tried his best to breathe through the awkward atmosphere, but the tension was so thick he could harvest it, bottle it up and sell each for 500 madol. If only such a thing was possible, if only.

“Mr.Sam,” 

He felt his shadow jump to the ceiling at the sound of their voice. 

“What kind of store is this, exactly?” 

“Well, since you’ve seen my wares firsthand, should you be able to tell right away?” He put on an air of faux confidence, hoping they wouldn’t notice. 

“At first, I thought this was a magic supplies store, but none of them back at home sell dangerous herbs like oleander and wolf’s bane. How did you get a hold of this amount of them anyway?”

“Well, what can I say? There’s only so much exotic ingredients you can grow in the botanical gardens,” 

“But, there are also basic necessities like toothpaste and clothes,” They pondered, “Come to think of it, one of the new deliveries was a box of snacks, wasn’t it?”

“That’s what happens when you’re the only tuck shop in one of the most prestigious schools in the world!” He winked, “It wasn’t easy getting ahold of most of the inventory, but you gotta do what you gotta do, don’t you agree?”

A small chuckle escaped their lips, “That’s not a bad mindset for a businessman.”

In the end, no matter how eccentric they initially seemed, a child is still a child. He felt foolish for being so afraid, what could they do when he had his friends by his side?

“By the way,” it was hard to notice how much time passed by, “Shouldn’t you go back to your dorm and change into your uniform? It’s almost time for morning classes.”

“Ah, was Mr.Sam not present during the entrance ceremony? No wonder you didn’t recognize me,” 

There was some word on the street about a fiasco happening during this year’s entrance ceremony, something about the halls being lit on fire by a beast? He couldn’t believe it when  one of the friends that stayed to guard the shop told him about it.

“I was deemed unworthy to be sorted into a dorm, because I possess no magical capabilities whatsoever. It seems that there was an error during the student selection process,”

“Is that even possible?” his suave expression morphed into worry, “Then, why didn’t the Headmaster send you back home?”

“He tried, but the Mirror of Darkness said something along the lines of ‘The place from whence they came from can’t be found in this world’. 

“And so here I am, doing odd jobs and tasks on behalf of the Headmaster, the students and the staff of NRC,” Sam could hear a small sense of pride at their introduction, “I'm more capable than I look, please don’t hesitate to call upon me if you need any assistance.”

Of all the strange things to make their way into his shop, never in a million years would Sam expect an estranged secretary to be one of them, and one that possibly came from another world to boot. He had a feeling that this year was going to be much, much more eventful than any of the years to have come, and he couldn’t wait to see it all unfold.

“Well, it’s a pleasure to meet you, little demon,” The shopkeep tipped his hat in a fine, gentlemanly manner, “Make sure to drop by again, ‘till next time!”

The gap of knowledge between the first and second year was indeed a big leap to overcome, Crewel knew how unprepared his puppies were going to be.

But by the Great Seven, oh how much he overestimated them.

The likes of Riddle Rosehearts and Azul Ashengrotto couldn’t possibly make up for the utter incompetence these mutts have, even the students with subpar scores like Savanaclaw’s Ruggie Bucchi and Diasomnia’s Silver looked like geniuses. At best, there are students like Kalim al-Asim, who actually tries, yet their efforts seem to seep out through their ears the moment they leave class, then there’s the unpredictable ones like Floyd Leech.

He remembers how the eel turned in blank test papers, or how he mixes whatever ingredients he finds interesting together, bleeding the chemical supply. 2 days ago, he used up an entire month’s worth of imp spinal fluid during potions class. It’s not as if they were hard to get, but their effects are most potent when freshly harvested. The thought of harvesting it himself made him shudder; sure, he’s seen some grotesque imagery as an alchemy professor, but who knows how long it will take to restock if he made a report to Crowley?

Sigh. Looks like he’ll have to put practical sessions on hold for a while and haggle with Sam.

“Excuse me, is Professor Crewel here?” 

The door to the alchemy lab opened, bringing the professor back to reality. Someone he has never seen before let themself in, a plastic bag in hand. 

“Stay! I don’t recall allowing anyone without a lab coat to enter….!” Realization kicked in once he got a clearer look, “Huh--so it’s you, the magicless stray that caused a riot in the entrance ceremony.”

The sound of a whip resonated through the room, followed by faint chattering and murmurs from nearby students scrambling away from the alchemy lab. 

“Only authorized students and staff are allowed in the lab during school hours, didn’t the Headmaster tell you?” 

Most of his students would cower just by hearing his tone grow stern, yet they remained unfazed. Playing bold now are we? Looks like he’ll have to teach them a lesson. 

“The Headmaster,” they brought the plastic bag to his chest, “said that the lab’s storage room needed restocking.” 

Ah, was that it? Making a child do his job; how much of a slave driver was Crowley? Knowing Crowley’s tardiness, it was probably something he had already spent his paycheck on, although the bottom of the bag was unusually cold. 

Curiosity getting the better of the professor, he untied the knot and opened the bag. His face recoiled, from the shock of seeing the contents. Aurora moth’s scales--he had only requested these a few days ago! Not to mention all of that translucent mucus coating the scales, how long ago were these harvested?

“Is there something wrong, Professor?”

Crewel almost forgot about the intruder standing in front of him, “No, it’s just--this is the first time I've seen them so...fresh. The ones Crowley buys usually come preserved in bottles.”

“That may be because I just harvested them this afternoon,” they said nonchalantly.

“You--You what?!” the professor didn’t even try to mask his disgust, “You did this yourself?”

Their head tilted sideways, akin to a confused child.

“The Headmaster said that the locals needed help with pest control, so I’d thought I’d lend a hand, and they let me do whatever I wanted with the moths as payment, ” Despite having experience with that sort, Crewel’s stomach began to swirl, “The Headmaster gave me permission too,”

A scowl grew on his face. Typically a moth would've been killed humanely before their wings were plucked to relax their ligaments, but seeing the mess clinging to the wing's ends, it's clear that they didn't consider such option. He couldn't decide if they had a strong stomach to withstand seeing large bugs squirm underneath them, or an uneducated fool.

“Professor, are you alright? You look exhausted,” 

He snapped back to reality that instant, rubbing circles around his temple. Pull yourself together, Crewel, he edged himself, you’ve lost your composure twice already. Maybe he just needed a good serving of raisin butter with wine on the side, or a joyride on his prized car. He glanced back at the dismembered wings, at least he got what he wanted. Still, this has never happened before, perhaps if he could take advantage of this situation….

“Tell me, pup. Since you have...the appropriate experience to harvest wings, how good are you at dissecting imps?”

They pondered for a while. It’s the most animated he’s seen of them, “I suppose I do how to extract fluids, their lymph is a versatile ingredient in many types of salves after all. Although it has been a while since I’ve ever needed to.” 

Bingo

“Then, how about spinal fluid?”

It was their turn to be surprised, “I-I’ve never done that on an imp before. Just think of the amount of imps needed to fill a single bottle.”

“Tell you what, pup. Are you interested in a side-job?” 

Without giving them a chance to respond, Crewel tossed a few madol and a map of the campus in their direction, “There are some common imps causing trouble in the college lately coming from who knows where. If you can deal with them, I’ll give you the other half of the payment, and of course--.”

He shoved them a basket full of empty test tubes, slinging it over their shoulder, “Fill every single test tube here to the brim before tomorrow's Science Club activity, I won't take no for an answer.” 

And with that, they were pushed out of the alchemy lab. Spending their first sleepless night in another world catching imps wasn’t on their bucket list. Sighing heavily, they picked up their feet and staggered.

‘I wanted to creep him out a little,’ they thought, ‘but I ended up being the one getting creeped out.’

For such an important place, why did Crowley’s office have to be in a place so out of reach? For all his years in Night Raven College, Crewel always dreaded sending weekly reports to the Headmaster’s office, he could feel his leg muscles ache as he knocked against the two large gates. He peeked inside the office to look for the Headmaster. 

“There you are, professor! What took you so long?” 

There he was, sitting cross-legged on his desk as the portraits of the Great Seven floated up and about. Trein was there as well, as cold as usual and showing no sign of fatigue, peering at him as if he could see through everything. Maybe it was because he had a 20 year head start, either way, it was irritating how he was the only disheveled one.

“I don’t know, maybe it was the countless stairs I have to climb every week to submit a report when you can simply hire a secretary to fetch them for you?” 

The crow simply smiled, already figuring out a solution to Crewel’s ire, “How has the first week of teaching been for you, professors?”

“I don’t know which is greener, the topiary maze in the Heartslabyul dorm, or the new puppies I’m in charge of,” Crewel shook his head. 

“For once, I agree,” the history professor nodded indefinitely, Lucius yawning in his arms, “But that could be said for every first year in the history of NRC.” 

Dire nodded, “Seems like everything’s going smoothly then! I shall leave the future of our students in your capable hands!”

Both professors nodded in response, “As you wish, Headmaster.”

“Although, I’d like to inquire about something,” Crewel spoke up before raising his index finger to the large window. From above, the view of the setting sun looming over the campus could be seen, but his finger specifically pointed to Main Street, or rather;the magicless stray walking to the direction of the alchemy lab, with the basket in hand and the direbeast from before by their side.

“What are we going to do about that?”

Without needing to look, Trein simply closed his eyes, “If what the mirror spoke was true, then that child quite literally has no place to go back to. It comes to question how they even ended up here in the first place."

Crowley rubbed his chin. The ultimate decision lies with him, and honestly, there was nothing stopping him from just shirking them off his feathers and leaving them to fend for themselves, along with the cat-beast that terrorized the entrance ceremony.

"It would undoubtedly stain the reputation of our esteemed college if we just kicked them out," the Headmaster groaned, "Oh, why must I be plagued with such problems!"

"Best of luck to you then, Headmaster Crowley," The two professors turned their heels and left Crowley's office with not a care in the world, leaving him with his worries.

The Headmaster leaned against his chair and sighed against the beak of is mask. Dealing with the child was the last thing he wanted to do at this moment, with their odd mannerisms and such, however...

Being unable to return home wasn't an unfamiliar conundrum to the Headmaster.

Perhaps it's his boundless generosity speaking to him, but there was a pang of heavy emotion in his chest that told him he couldn't simply leave that child, Yuulis, alone. Was it guilt? or maybe atonement? Whatever it was, it overrode the rational side of his brain

Dire Crowley was the type of person to judge a book by it's cover, which is why he was surprised how his new errand runner, or rather, the new Ramshackle Prefect was able to hold up better than he expected. The reports he received from the staff members he had tasked them with helping have been amicable, and his workflow was much smoother now that he had divided the more menial tasks to someone else. He had thought he had envoked the wrath of the Great Seven with the mess that was thrown his way, but surely they were more pliant than they initially seemed, and now Crowley had a reliable aide at his beck and call.

That would've been the end of the story if Crowley's worries ended there.

Perhaps it's his intuition as a mage, one that's been sharpened by many years of experience, but there was something off about the Prefect. It was subtle enough for none of the other professors to pick up on it, perhaps not even the prefect the▅self were aware of it, but Crowley co▅ld fe▅▅ it.

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They'd succeeded his expectations as a prefect, so why not bestow upon them another act of kindness?

A knock resounded from the door to the Headmaster's office, before creaking open. Under the candles that lit the office dimly, the prefect looked like one of the many ghosts that toiled in the campus.

"Apologies for the delay," they nodded, curtly greeting the Headmaster, "It took a while to convince Professor Trein to let me into the library archives, but I got what you asked for."

"It can't be helped, I suppose. The lecture he gave me that time still rings in my ears," Crowley picked the bundle of files off of Yuulis' hands.

"Rightfully so," the monotone in their voice wavered, "With all due respect, I don't see why what you did was necessary, nor will it benefit you or your reputation, Headmaster."

His fingers intertwined and rested over his mouth, obscuring what's left of his face. A part of him thought that Yuulis wouldn't question his actions, but it seems they had not let their guard down completely. Not that he blamed them--in a world of villains, it's wiser to play your cards right.

"I've made it quite clear that it was a mutual agreement, yes?" he says, "One day, you'll understand, once you've proven that you're worthy of carrying my secrets."

He sauntered towards them, slow and heavy footsteps circling around the prefect, "Besides, don't you want my help? You won't have to isolate yourself anymore, drifting around from place to place, worrying about hurting other people. You'll be able to live a normal life. It'd be easier for me to help you with your more personal matters like this, wouldn't you agree, my dearest nephew?"

It was probably underhanded of him to take advantage of their ignorance, but it's too late for them. The pact has been made, Crowley isn't sure whether Yuulis could feel the invisible link that binds them together as well, but the matching blue vest he gave them, their new surname, was enough to send them the message.

"It's getting late, come now, I'll walk you back to that rickety old--err, Ramshackle dorm," says the headmaster, waiting for Yuulis to trail behind him, like they usually do.

With bated breath, they come to accept their new circumstances. They step closer to the Headmaster.

"As you wish, uncle,"

[alice-angel12x]

Sam X Dullahan Reader

Happy Halloween Everyone!!

Scenario: Sam has quit the interesting wife, the mysterious nurse of NRC, who is always dressed in shadow and a veil.

Sam

When you think of a school nurse, you think of a kind lady wearing all white, or some colorful medical scrub. Yet NRC's nurse was always dressed in shadowy black, with a black vail that covers their head. She never spoke a word, and only communicated with the small Chalkboard she carried with her. While in her office she will be in the light, but anywhere else she was always standing quietly in the darkness. Y/n is unique like that.

While most first years are terrified of her, most will come to learn that the nurse was a kind soul, if just a bit creepy. The students never once see what's under the veil. But their biggest fan would be their husband the shop keep Mr.Sam.

Whenever they are seen togeather Sam would always be seen making grand romantic features, flowers and all. As if he was still in the dating phase of their relationship, despite being long already been married.

Many of the students found them odd. When the students would ask mister Sam what was under the veil. He would simply say, the most beautiful spirit in the world and not get an answer beyond that.

Many students tried to figure out why Nurse Y/n wears a veil all the time. Even a mini dare was started, to unveil the nurse.

But as kind as Y/n may be, that air of mystery and shadow that still frightens them to the core. So nobody ever seriously attempted to remove the veil. Less they potentially face to anger Y/n.

Well almost everyone, except for one blue flaming cat. He heard about this so-called scary challenge. Grim smirked to himself, thinking he is no scardy cat and he will take on the challenge.

So one day in the cafeteria when Yuu was distracted, Grim noticed the mystery nurse making her way to the food line. So before he even thought things through he jumped at the nurse and swiped the veil clean off.

The Cafeteria was quickly filled with screams and gasps as students tried to back away from the nurse. The...Headless nurse. She was stunned by the shock as she turned to see all the horrified faces of the students.

Suddenly the cafeteria door opened and in walked Sam. Who was not fazed by the atmosphere surrounding the room.

"Cher? What has gotten you all shaken up?" Sam asked as he quickly walk over to his wife.

Now the students were confused as Sam began to pull his headless wife close to him and kiss up and down her stump of a neck. Dark smoke began to rise from her neck ass it took a quick shape of a heart.

"Cher let's hit the town and get something special, while these little imps come up with an apology," Sam smiled as he held her by her hip. " And if they don't my friends from the other side will inform me."

He said as he looked around at the students who dared gawk at his lovely wife.

[nrcstaffofficial]

hello staff I just like to apoligize for my absence, I unfortunatly became ill and had to rest. I am still not 100% ready to return to regular classes (sorry Coach Vargus!) but am happy to be able to atleast interact with my peers again. 🍯

I also would like to thank Mr.Sam for sending over my orders of honey and lemons to my dorm room to help reduce the risk to other students.

Get well soon, friend.

You're welcome,🍯 .

[sulieykte]

I need sam so bad.Like im NOT joking i really want him im literally gaining feelings for him even tho i do not know him and have never seen him irl.I need that dick SOOOO bad you dont even know.Like mr.sam pls stick it in me🤭I just need to be 5 meters close to him and ill be flustered he dont even have to notice me ill be creaming my pants this obsession is so unhealthy its like drugs or alcohol or smoking i NEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Im creaming my pants over him broooo he defff whimpers.

please the effect this man has on us all is hilarious.

[sally-theshootingstar]

/I made my own gender swap Sally >:)

/ I have heard the one my friend made was getting a lot of drama, so I made my own! I hope this is okay

[hagarsays]

Well HELLO there Mr.Sam Claflin😏🫣

[soclaimon]

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[fanfic-g1-2022]

The animal industry

     First of august, a large white pig is sitting in a room full of chairs, but they are all empty, in front of each chair there's a document labeled "Project Little Pig". After some time, different animals start entering the room one by one, dogs, pigs, and crows. And the meeting begins. All of them are members of the Animal Industry government, they all sit, and the Large White starts talking "Friends, it's time to put an end to this terrible war that killed so  many of us, in front of you there is a document, this is the solution to end this war, The Animal Farm already made Mr. Friederick surrender, now is time to make Mr.Shikano  pay for what he did to us"

After all the animals read the document, it looked like they all thought it was a good idea, but then one of the crows punched the table and says “ Mr.Sam don't you think you are being a little harsh on their farm, they are animals, after all, you can't just blow them up, with a bomb that equals one ton of dynamites.” The white large replied, “ I Am the president of this nation. I know what's best for this country, if we need to blow an entire farm to maintain democracy I think we should do it. Do you agree with me, friends?”. All the animals cheered the president, except for the crow. 

On 6 August, the little pig was launched on Mr. Shikano's farm, the damages were unimaginable, but Mr.Shikano didn't surrender. So Mr.Sam called another meeting, same room, same chairs, same animals, and different documents, this one was labeled “Fat Boar project”, Mr.Sam gave the same speech, telling how the war was terrible and that this was the project to put an end to this war. The animals all read the document and seemed to agree again, except for the crow, he once again went against the idea “That bomb just killed 700 animals, do you wanna kill a thousand now, Mr.President, this is not democratic, we are attacking civilian farms!” Mr.Sam replied, “ If we need to kill 2000 animals to bring down Shikanos reign of horror we will, he is an authoritarian, and we need to bring freedom to those poor souls!”The crow left the meeting with a serious look on his face. All the other animals cheered for the president's speech.

3 days later the bomb was launched, and Mr.Shikano had finally surrendered, but at what cost?

[fxxckinjapanesetranceblog]

Andy Duguid

Andy Duguidについて調べてみました。

スコットランドのAberdeen出身で、本名は、Andrew Duguid。2006年にリリースしたHypocrisyがTiestoに取り上げられBlack Hole Recordingsと契約し 有名になった ヴォーカルトラックが主体のカテゴライズが難しいジャンルのプロデューサー兼DJ。Reevesという名で活動することがある人物で、 Magik Muzik, Black Hole Recordings, Armada Musicなどのレコードレーベルと契約しているアーティスト。Johan Gielen, Mr.Sam, Matalie Major, Leah, kyler England, Chris Severe, Audrey Gallagher, Ilana, Jaren, Julie Thompson, Seri, Shannon Hurley, Lizzie Curious, JES, Donna & Anthonyなどのアーティストとコラボレーションしたことがあるプロデューサー。

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[bastardcatthings]

Let it be known that this man, Mr.Sam Wilson, CAPTAIN AMERICA HIMSELF, made the (former) deadliest assassin in the world have the heartiest heart eyes to ever heart eye for him .