I can’t do anything without being gay. Why’s the teacher from Clarence so cute. I just want to treat her to a pleasant date, a pretty nice restaraunt and a walk in the park type stuff. She’s always struggling so hard for love and I just want to be there for her, to hold her close and say hey, there is hope for gals like us. And we lean in close for a sweet, nervous kiss under the stars. The kind that’s followed by a mutual laugh. Our eyes softly meeting in a moment of quiet before another kiss. Why does my brain do this.
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More of this! I know, probably looks bad.
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Ms. Hudson: Look, I just think it’s time for you to settle down, you know? Make a choice, pick a lane!
Sherlock (high as fuck): Who’s Elaine?
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maybe it's all gonna turn out alright and i know that it's not but i have to believe that it is
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Much like the Delicious Bagel, you can get baked First Thing in The Morning.
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having a REALLY good time with the fic i'm writing now. cw cannibalism imagery.
Swerve digs his teeth into Hangman's neck, his shoulder, biting soft skin wherever he can reach. He wishes his teeth were sharper, he wishes his dental anatomy had gotten the memo that he's a predator. His incisors should be sharp enough to tear the flesh, his molars should be serrated like a damn hunting knife.
How else is he supposed to eat the love of his life whole?
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"I thought you would be younger. Your type usually is."
"My type?"
"Caseworkers. Been doing it long?"
He frowned. "Long enough."
"And do you enjoy your work, Mr. Baker?"
"I'm good at it."
"That's not what I asked."
"It's the same thing."
The House in the Cerulean Sea, by TJ Klune
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Oh. There’s new official Cuphead art and uh...Beppy the clown toy is next to a piggy bank that looks like Porkrind.~
Also there’s a kettle next to a Salt shaker and three cups on the shelf! Along with a King Dice and Devil puppets!
I see a lot of familiar characters and they look great!
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