#mw armstrong

[octopusorbs]

Monkey Wrench Romantic Head Cannons

Shrike:

First things first, he definitely calls you Mi Amor. He might use other nicknames here and there but that’s the main one.

He is absolutely touch starved and loves to cuddle. He will throw a fit if you refuse to cuddle.

Takes you to an arcade for a date just so he can show off on a shooting game. If you decide to give the shooting game a try yourself he will “correct” your form by placing his hands on yours to adjust their placement. He does this to try and fluster you with how close he is.

This squid is a massive flirt and will use any and all pick up lines on you. Gets incredibly flustered when you flirt back .

Stores your favorite snacks in his crystal so he can surprise you with them.

Nervous about PDA at first but once he is comfortable he will always be touching you in some way. Whether it be holding your hand or keeping an arm around your waist, he has to be touching you. 

Jealousy level is about a 7/10. He gets jealous easily but gets over it quickly if you buy him some pizza.

Buy him anything Bandito related or Terran related he will be all over for the next week. You will get smothered with kisses and cuddles. 

Not super experienced when it comes to dating, kissing or anything like that. There are a few things you have to explain to him.

Drives you around in The Bucket to show it off. Definitely left Beebs behind once when doing this.

Likes to buy you gifts when he can. It’s usually some kind of nicknack that made him think of you.

Will teach you Spanish if you ask. Laughs at you when you pronounce something wrong.

Loves to see you wearing his jacket. Fawns over how cute you are when he sees it on you.

Has a picture of you asleep against him as his lock screen.

He is also a huge tease. Teasing him back will only egg him on.

If your species is taller than him he will climb you like a tree so he can sit on your shoulders and will constantly be asking you to carry him.

Trise to cook for you and burns it. You go get pizza to cheer him up.

Terran movie nights every week.

Beebs:

His nickname for you is Babe or Baby. 

Also touch starved and loves to cuddle. He won’t make much of a fuss if you refuse but he will sulk a bit to try to make you change your mind.

Loves to sing and play his guitar for you. He loves it when you sing with him. Your duets are beautiful.

Writes you love songs.

Cooks your favorite meals for you

Picks you up at random to show off his strength. If this flusters you he will do it more.

Along with picking you up he likes to carry you around.

Lets you do his hair and in turn does yours.

His hair is super soft.

Now Walrinians have a specific way of courting. Beebs doesn’t follow this exactly but you do get a very sweet letter from him, asking if you would like to date him. This comes with a set of bracelets known as courting cuffs. If you choose to wear them then you have accepted his courting. Expect to get absolutely smothered with kisses and cuddles if you accept.

If you accept his courting you will also receive an influx of gifts. These will range from hair accessories to clothes to snacks. Anything that he thinks you will like he will buy for you.

Absolutely melts when you wear one of his shirts. You're just so small and his shirt is basically a dress on you. 

His jealousy level is about 5/10. Doesn’t get jealous easily, but he does get very protective. 

Beebs is going to be naturally protective of you. It’s in his nature to protect you from anything and everything.

Very flirtatious when in private. He loves seeing you blush and stutter as he compliments you and tells you how much he loves you. Gets flustered if you flirt back.

Not too much of a PDA guy at first as well. Will hold your hand in public if you ask. Once he is comfortable he carries you everywhere.

Shows you how his prosthetics work so you can help him out in a pinch.

Gives some of the best hugs.

He is a traveling heater, which is good when you're out in the cold of space, but when you're parked on a hot planet? Not as much

Doesn’t sleep much but will lay down with you if you want to sleep next to him.

Suggests books to you and likes to talk about them with you if you read them. Loves to get book suggestions from you.

Super supportive. If it is something that makes you happy he will support you in any way he can.

Teaches you hand to hand combat so you can protect yourself. He knows he’s not always around and he wants you to be safe.

Likes to roughhouse with you. He is careful of his strength when you two do this. He will usually initiate this.

Again, he LOVES to cuddle and will hold you any chance he gets.

Slow dances with you to classical music. Sometimes these dances are just you and him holding one another and swaying softly to the music.

Has more experience in the dating game than Shrike.

Also a big tease. Likes it when you try to tease back.

Semi experienced kisser. Still needs work but isn’t as bad as Shrike.

Fusses over you when you get any kind of injury. You could hit your elbow on something and he will be by your side immediately with an ice pack.

Jawbone:

His nickname for you is Sugar Skull.

Jealousy level 8/10. Gets jealous very easily and won’t stop pouting about it for a few Days.

Not very cuddly just because he knows it's uncomfortable for you. If you really want to cuddle with him, he will stuff pillows inside of himself and cover himself in blankets so you're comfortable. 

Takes you on joy rides on his bike 

Jawbone flirts more than both Shrike and Beebs combined. He thinks it's adorable when you flirt back.

You asked if you could cook a hotdog on his hair and he immediately refused. Eventually gave in and let you do it when you pouted about it.

He cannot say no to you when you give him puppy dog eyes. He is weak to them and he knows it.

Constant PDA. He wants everyone to know that you are his and his alone.

Aggressive in public but a huge softy in private. 

Likes to play video games with you. If you beat him he will be huffy about it till you kiss him.

Is surprisingly warm.

Surprises you with romantic dates every once in a while.

Bites you just to see your reaction.

Takes you to dangerous planets to show off and save you. If you do get hurt during one of these trips he stops doing them.

Likes to show you off to other pirates, saying how lucky he is to have found you.

After letting you cook a Hotdog on his hair he lets you toast Marshmallows on it too.

Likes to compare hand sizes and teases you about how small you are compared to him.

Like Shrike, Jawbone also will buy you little trinkets.

Surprisingly good kisser for someone who has no lips.

Likes to sing for you like Beebs does, but his songs are a tad bit more aggressive.

Also writes you love songs.

Makes you an official member of his crew.

You decided to call him Captain in public once when you found out you were a part of his crew. Everyone watched as his brain short circuited. Once he recovers he tells you that you have to call him that from now on.

You managed to get a hold of his jacket(shirt??) and wear it once. You hid when you heard him yelling your name while he was looking for it. He couldn’t find you for a few hours, but once he did find you, you were sound asleep with it on. He has that picture saved as his phone background.

Has so many pictures of you on his phone. He takes them when you're not looking.

He will carry you over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes if you refuse to go somewhere with him. 

Also takes you out to an arcade. Tries to win you something and ends up wasting all his tokens on that one thing.

Disco Head: 

His nickname for you is Dear, Dearie or Honey.

Jealousy level is about 6/10. Does get jealous but knows how to hide it from you.

Also constant PDA, almost as much as Jawbone. Almost.

Definitely spoils you with gifts, fancy clothes, and romantic dates. He wants you to feel special and does everything in his power to make that happen.

Would buy you the whole galaxy if he could. 

Names a whole section of the casino after you.

Takes you out on amazing trips around the galaxy. We are talking beachfront hotels, 5 star restaurants, the whole shebang. 

Buys you a cape that matches his.

Caught you flaunting around the penthouse you two share and acting like him in one of his suits. Has the whole thing on video and still teases you about it to this day. He thought it was adorable though.

Also likes to show you off while walking around the casino. 

Brags about how cute you are.

Leaves his jacket out somewhere in hopes that you will wear it again.

Since he can't kiss you normally he will give you Eskimo kisses.

Not super cuddly simply because he doesn't enjoy it that much.

You get at the least three gifts a day.

Buys you a little pet to keep you company while he is busy working.

Constantly flirting with you. Flirting back eggs him on.

Can carry you but doesn’t do it often because it takes a lot out of him

Gossips with you about people in the casino. You know so much more than you should. In turn, you gossip with him about your friends/work drama.

Two words: Spa days. This is when you two usually gossip and spill tea that you know you shouldn’t. You both also gossip with the spa workers.

You want something that is illegal to have? He has his connections and will get it for you as soon as he can.

You two take a yoga class together.

He loves to take you dancing. If you can’t dance then he will teach you.

Takes you out on roller skating dates a lot too. If you can’t skate he will teach you. When you are at the roller rink he will show off. Does things like dance skating and other kinds of tricks.

Takes you out on surprise picnics. Found a nice little spot in a park on a tropical planet not too far away from the casino.

I’ll say this again. He. Will. Spoil. You. You cannot stop him.

You get some of the best princes treatment from DH. He will buy you a tiara if you ask.

Armstrong:

His nickname for you is Sweetheart.

Jealousy level is also a 6/10 but he can’t hide it as well as DH can.

Also likes to spoil you as much as he can. It's usually some kind of jewelry that he buys for you or something that he thinks will look good on you.

Surprisingly cuddly. Likes to lay on top of you so he can hear your heartbeat.

Falls asleep during cuddle sessions. Your breathing and heartbeat just lull him to sleep every time.

This usually makes you fall asleep too. 

Likes it when you play with his hair. This will also put him to sleep so be careful with that. (He works hard and is always just a bit eepy)

Not much of a PDA person but he will hold your hand in public. Is much more touchy in private.

Huge flirt. Constantly flirting. He will not stop, he cannot stop.

Very good at kissing. Knows just how to make you melt in his hands.

Cooks for you when he has the time.

Movie nights on the weekends. Gets your favorite snacks for these.

Loves taking you out to fancy restaurants so he can see you dressed up in a fancy outfit.

Has walked up to you in his LAW outfit and “Arrested” you for stealing. The thing you got caught stealing? His heart. He does this at least twice a week.

Also takes you on trips but not as often as DH does. The places you visit with Armstrong are smaller tourist attractions with quaint little hotels that treat you just right.

Remember how I said he can make you melt in his hands when he kisses you? Yeah he can also make you melt with one of the best back massages you've ever had. He knows just how to work the knots out of your back and shoulders.

Shows you his hair care routine so your hair can be just as soft as his.

Lets you do his hair like Beebs does.

He lets you pick out his outfits. He usually wears them unless you pick something that looks incredibly bad on him.

DH has tried to flirt with you before and ended up regretting it when Armstrong found out. Armstrong refused to talk to DH for two weeks till DH apologized and said he wouldn’t do it again. During those two weeks Armstrong was much more touchy than he usually is.

Likes to watch you dance. Even if you can’t dance, he still likes to watch. You just look so free when you dance like no one is watching. (You usually don’t notice him when he does this)

You two have some of the most sarcastic conversations.

Ajax:

His nickname for you is Darling.

Jealousy level is 10/10. Gets jealous very easily and will pick a fight with whoever has your attention at the moment.

If you thought Beebs was cuddly, wait till you're with Ajax. This Walrinian is a cuddle monster. You will be cuddling late into the day before you can even get up to get ready.

Very good kisser. He knows what he is doing.

Like Beebs, Ajax will carry you around everywhere. You have no say in the matter.

You get princess treatment that is better than DH’s. Ajax has bought you ball gowns/fancy suits  that make you feel like you should be in a Disney movie.

Ajax is 10x more protective than Beebs is. If he sees anything within 10 feet of you that looks shady or unsafe he will toss you over his shoulder and take you home. It doesn’t matter what you are doing at the time, you're going home where you will be safe.

He also fusses over you when you get hurt. Has taken you to the hospital for a simple paper cut and demanded it be checked for infections.

Ajax follows Walirinan courting rituals more than Beebs does. You get a similar letter and a beautiful set of gold courting cuffs. 

If you accept, you won’t be leaving his side for the next month. Wherever he goes you go and vice versa. He wants to have you as close as possible.

Is absolutely weak to seeing you dressed up all nice. If you want something out of him, wear one of the fancy outfits he bought you. He won’t be able to focus on what you're saying because he will be too focused on just how good you look.

He loves to dress you up like you're a little doll. You have a massive wardrobe because of this.

Weekly trips around the galaxy. Always takes you somewhere new. Like DH these trips have 5 star restaurants, top tear hotels and all the best tourist stops.

You go to so many balls and galas that you have lost count at this point. 

100% shows you off to anyone and everyone.

Will buy you whatever you want, whenever you want it. He is basically your sugar daddy.

Heaven forbid anyone makes you cry. He will focus on taking care of you and making you feel better first. You are his number one priority. However, when he does find who upset you he will make sure this person never bothers you again.

Ajax is also a traveling heater, more so than Beebs. This is very helpful for you because the Walrinian home planet is a frozen tundra. His warmth makes cuddles with him amazing.

Likes it when you lay on top of him. You're like a little weighted stuffed animal to him.

He will fall in love all over again if he sees you hold your own in a fight.

If he does see that you can hold your own in a fight he will start roughhousing with you the same way Beebs does. 

Careful with you when you two roughhouse. 

[pathostozenith]

MARCIANITO ALERTA

[zillytr0llcl0wnz]

Ya !! :33

Monkeys Wrench OC's relationship charts!

First time doing something like this lol

[i-wish-this-was-me]

Favorite fics part. 3

7. Alex Albon:

We'll take care of you (+GR) (smut)!

Hoodie szn (fluff)

Labyrinth (fluff)

Safe and sound (fluff)

Woah (fluff)

Sorry for the cat (fluff)

8. Arthur Leclerc:

Shut up and get Pt.1; Pt.2; Pt.3 (fluff)

Dim the lights (close your eyes) (fluff)

Keep you warm (fluff)

Him comforting reader (fluff)

9. Mick Schumacher:

More than a handful (fluff)

Diamonds (smut)

Am I clear? (smut)

Merry ruff-mas (smut)

You don't have to be gentle (smut)

I can't get no satisfaction (sweet smut) (no but this is so amazing I'm in love with this fic)

The devil is a fallen angel (fluff)

And When I'm Feeling Alone, You Remind Me Of Home (fluff)

Santa doesn't know you like I do (fluff)

Lego Schumacher (fluff)

"He started it!" (fluff)

10. Daniel Ricciardo:

Brother's best friend (fluff)

Punishment (smut)

Him giving head (smut)

Him taking your virginity (smut)

Something watchful (something jealous) (smut)

Last few pages (smut)

Heat (+MV) (smut)

Face sitting (smut)

Stress reliever (smut)

Nsfw alphabet (smut)

Break the chain (smut) (holy shit this is so good)

"Oh really? Can't breath?" (smut) (damnnn)

No touching (smut) (again.... damnnnn)

Thighs tattoo (smut)

"You missed the good part" (smut)!

First time (sweet smut)

Beard burn (suggestive)

Spoiling (fluff)

Possessive and obsessive (fluff)

Dates (fluff)

Little adventures (fluff)

Naps and cuddles (fluff)

11. Sebastian Vettle:

A professional interview (fluff) (this series is so good, if you didn't read it you need to right now)

Touch my body (smut)

Corruption (teacher!seb) (smut)

Scream! (smut)

Clandestine (smut)

No such thing as I can't (+JB) (smut)

I'd rather take my time (smut)

Something wagered (+JB) (smut)

Kiss kiss bang bang (smut)

Pride & ego (smut)

Something reunited (+MW) (smut)

Reader being insecure about her thighs (suggestive)

Sneaking around with Horner's daughter (suggestive)

Back home (a little bit suggestive)

Stay with me (fluff)

Sugar daddy (smut and fluff)

Look at her (fluff)

A man after midnight (fluff)

Dilf (fluff)

12. George Russle:

All of you (smut)

A helping hand (smut)

A helping hand Part.1; Part.2; Part.3 (smut)

We are not just friends and you know it (smut)

Without my permission (smut)

What a memorable N.Y.E (+FA) (smut)

We'll take care of you (+AB) (smut)!

Across the hall Part. 1; Part. 2 (1. fluff, 2 smut)

I think he knows (fluff)

Gust of wind (fluff)

One bed (fluff)

13. Kimi Raikkonen:

Him using ice (smut)

Only the best for you (smut)

Reader gets injured (fluff)

Spoken admiration (fluff)

Protective shield (fluff)

14. Marcus Armstrong:

Careful daughter (fluff)

Sidewalk rule (fluff)

15. Lewis Hamilton:

Please (smut)

Don't give me that look (smut)

Cry little girl (smut)

Skin and bones (smut)

Keys to the benz (suggstive)

Promise (fluff)

Sleepwalker (fluff)

MASTERLIST

[wickerlamb]

I love how I've created this entire persona of being an Armstrong-obsessed goblin, but I'm actually the chillest person you'll ever meet.

The people in the MW Patreon Discord probably think that's just how I am, and that's fine lmao.. it's fun.

Whooaaa trippy filter brrrrrrr

[darkmaga-returns]

Saudi Arabia and Qatar announced that they have paid off Syria’s outstanding debt of $15.5 million to the World Bank’s International Development Association. “We are pleased that the clearance of Syria’s arrears will allow the World Bank Group to reengage with the country and address the development needs of the Syrian people,” the World Bank said in a statement. This will enable Syria to take on new loans, and secure Qatar’s and Saudi Arabia’s influence in the rebuild.

Syria is still in dire condition after its 14-year conflict. The World Bank said, “The first project in our reengagement with Syria is centered on access to electricity.” The World Bank’s International Development Association can provide Syria with zero—or low-interest loans going forward.

Investments are pouring into Syria from across the Gulf. Trump lifting sanctions signaled that Syria is open for business. Dubai signed a $800 million memorandum to rebuild the port of Tartus, marking the largest foreign investment in Syria to date.

Although tons of investments and calls for an epic rebuild are coming from around the world, we must remember that Syria is a war-torn, third-world nation that is barely surviving. Syria is desperate for stable basic infrastructure. The national grid is extremely unreliable and has been unable to generate enough electricity to meet demand. Estimates states only 1,500 MW was produced in the beginning of the year, amounting to around 2 hours of electricity per day for the population who has access to the grid. Around 2.5 to 3 million Syrians do not have any access to electricity.  Those who do have access regularly experience multi-day blackouts. There is mass corruption and regions favored by the regime notably have more access to electricity compared to others.

[natk2002]

The Rookie Rewatch - 2x10 The Dark Side

Air Date: 8 Dec 2019 Written By: Alexi Hawley Directed By: Bill Roe

First Appearances:

Caleb Wright

Antonio Hernandez

Rosalind Dyer

Peter Mason

Solomon Lowell

Nora Valdez

Last Appearances: N/A Guest Appearances:

Nick Armstrong

Caleb Wright - Chen meets him at a bar and gives her his number at MW

Wesley Evers

Sean Del Monte

Rosalind Dyer - female serial killer

Antonio Hernandez - Sergeant of California Dept of Corrections that brings Dyer to MW

Peter Mason - husband to one of Dyer’s victims, tries to kill Dyer

Dr Solomon Lowell - medical examiner

Nora Valdez - rescued victim of Dyer’s acolyte

Cold Open:

Armstrong, Chen, Nolan, West in a bar, ends with Chen arresting a thief and telling Wright she’s a cop

Injuries/Deaths:

Del Monte - shrapnel from being shot at, head injury, collapses, blood in eye affecting vision

Valdez - chained to bed, injured

Nolan - attacked, submerged head underwater

Evers - passed out after mixing alcohol and pills, when Lopez asks if he tried to kill himself, he says he doesn’t know

Chen - mentioned spiking, shoved in car trunk, kidnapped

Name Drops:

Peter Pepper Balls - a dude who begged Chen to ‘pepper spray his junk’

Lisa Cruz - Dyer’s fourth (4th) victim

Bryan Coleman - letters of the code spell out this name

Ted Kaczynski - Harper says the zoo is giving out this kind of vibe

Police Codes and Such: N/A Pairings and Call Signs:

Bradford and Chen - 7-Adam-19

Harper and Nolan - 7-Adam-15

Lopez and West - 7-Adam-07

Cases/Calls:

Mid-Wilshire - escorting Dyer to her victim’s bodies

Armstong; Bradford and Chen - going to Coleman’s house

Harper and Nolan - go to the old Los Angeles Zoo, find Valdez, Nolan goes into a foot chase and is attacked until attacker is fended off with Harper’s presence

Acronyms: N/A

Quotes:

Chen: I was told dating cops was a mistake. What, am I supposed to join a nunnery? Sister Officer Lucy Chen?

Wright: Mm. Let me guess -- garbage man. Sorry. Garbage person. Chen: Yeah. Uh, actually, I prefer "sanitation goddess."

Armstrong:  Is there any real rationale why someone would take off a person's hands? Or pour boiling oil down someone's throat? We've all got this morbid curiosity to ask why. Don't. You don't want to know what's in her head. And you sure as hell don't want her in yours.

Nolan: It's my job. I don't get to choose who I save.

Nolan: I don't think I've ever been as calm as she looks right now. Armstrong: That's what not having a conscience gets you.

Dyer: Cops are jaded. You really have to work to see the shock behind the wall they put up. But the jury -- oof. Oh. And the families. Mm. I ate their pain like a five-star meal.

Nolan: So, if the pattern continues... Someone's getting killed today.

Bradford: Look, after working a hardcore assignment like this, you need to go blow off some steam after shift -- you know, give your brain a different focus. It's the only way you have a fighting chance of actually sleeping. Trust me. Chen: So... as my training officer, you're saying that I should go get a drink? Bradford: A strong one. Maybe even with another human.

Lopez: You mixed anxiety meds and alcohol. Are you trying to kill yourself? Evers: Uh...I don't -- I don't...know.

Character Lore:

West is now dating Freeman

Armstrong’s wife was an elementary school teacher

Evers is on medication for his panic attacks

Dyer’s prisoner number is 081316

Dyer has been on death row for five (5) years

Dyer convicted in 2015 in torture and mutilation killings of seven (7) individuals, but with evidence that body count is higher - three (3) bodies never recovered

Bradford worked the scene of Dyer’s fourth (4th) victim Lisa Cruz

Wright states he manages a medical supply company downtown

Armstrong led the task force that caught Dyer for two (2) years

Dyer once pulled every tooth out of the head of a predatory anesthesiologist

Five (5) years since Rebecca, Armstrong’s wife, died

Coleman is actually dead

Notable Scenes:

Introduction of Dyer

Wright coming to the station to give Chen his number

Evers at the bar

Attempt on Dyer’s life

Finding the second, fresher body and spotting the tattoo in the ME’s

Finding Valdez

Chen going out with Wright and getting kidnapped

Ship Scenes:

Wopez

Evers readying to get to work as Lopez exercises

Evers calling Lopez to check if she was okay after hearing about the shooting

Lopez comes home to see Evers passed out on the couch surrounded by alcohol and pills, wakes him up with a struggle

Chenford

Discussion about Dyer after briefing

Bradford snatching Wright’s post-it as he tries to hand it to Chen before reluctantly giving it back to her

Bradford berating Chen and telling her to get her head in the game

Bradford betting Chen that the puppy on the photo isn’t Wright’s

Bradford suggesting Chen get a drink with someone after Grey tells them to get some rest

Timeline Attempt: N/A Locations:

Central California Women's Facility - where Dyer is being held

Griffith Park - location where Dyer allegedly buried some of her victims

old Los Angeles Zoo - Harper and Nolan go there

Callbacks/Parallels: N/A

Music:

Long Way Home by Durand Jones & The Indications - bar conversation

Baby Caught Lonely by Cheap Synths

here we go again by Floyd Wonder

The Limit of Battleships by Future of the Left - transporting Dyer

MIRACLE by SUR - end scene

ONLY ROAD by SUR - end scene

Applicable Ao3 Tags:

Episode: s02e10 The Dark Side (The Rookie)

[danyanan-hq]

queridas! achei vocês agora e sério, que central linda! vocês arrumaram tudo com muito carinho. estou lendo as páginas e gostaria de aplicar. para facilitar a mente de uma pessoa indecisa, vocês podem fazer aquela listinha de most wanted fcs? caso já tenham respondido uma pergunta dessa, aceito o link da resposta! beijos!

Oi, meu bem!

Que bom que você gostou da nossa central, fizemos tudo com carinho pra vocês! E ainda não fizemos uma lista com os mw, mas vou deixar alguns aqui pra você, tudo bem? Femininos: Go Minsi, Bae Suzy, Red Velvet Joy, Aespa Ningning, Blackpink Rosé, Jung Somin, Baifern Pimchanok, Faye Peraya, Becky Armstrong. Masculinos: Lee Dongwook, Lee Dohyun, Seo Inguk, Enhypen Heeseung e Sunghoon, Song Kang, Pavelphoom, Bible Wichapas, Dylan Wang, Yang Yang.

Caso algum esteja envolvido em polêmica ou não gostaria de ter sua imagem vinculada ao rp, é só avisar que eu tiro!

E caso alguém tenha mais ideias, é só nos mandar também!

[octopusorbs]

MW Nsfw HC's

So I put up a poll a few weeks ago asking if anyone wanted nsfw hc's for Monkey Wrench. The resounding yes was crazy. So here are nsfw head canons for Shrike, Beebs, Jawbone, Disco head, Armstrong and Ajax.

Nsfw under the cut. Zeurel please ignore these as I know you don't like this kind of stuff

Shrike:

He's a switch but he likes being on top most of the time.

Definitely has a praise kink. Tell him how good he's doing and it's all over for you and him.

Has a surprising amount of experience. Experience level is a 4/10

Stamina level is about a 3/10. He’s usually whipped after one round and maybe can do a second round.

Horny all the time. Horny level is 9/10.

Two words. Tentacle. Dick. It’s got a pearlescent shine to it. Comes out of a slit between his legs. About 5 inches long.

The crystal on his head is sensitive when he is in the mood. Rub it a bit when you two are making out, see what happens.

Does not know how to dirty talk but tries anyway. 

Knows enough to give you some decent after care.

Loves to role play. It's usually something with you being in trouble, him saving you and you rewarding him with sex.

Sex with Shrike can be either rough and fast or slow and sensual. It depends on his mood.

He gets super cuddly afterwards.

Teasing him riles him up quickly and will make him finish faster.

He is much more confident while flirting when he is horny. 

He likes to put you in handcuffs when he’s in the mood for rough sex.

Also likes to be the one in handcuffs when you top.

Beebs:

He’s a top.100% and you can’t change my mind.

Has a daddy kink. This is why he calls you Baby.

Horny level is 8/10. Not as horny as Shrike but still horny most of the time.

More experienced than Shrike. Experience level is about a 6/10 so he knows what he is doing.

Stamina level is 9/10. He can go for days if he wants to.

Beebs is about 9 inches long and about 2.5 inches thick. He is a stretch to say the least.

You can rile Beebs up very easily. It really doesn’t take much, a few compliments here, some kissing there and soon you're being dragged off to a more private place.

Unless you are a Walrinian like him, he has to hold back a lot of what he wants to do to you. He has some incredible control when it comes to sex.

Sex with Beebs is sweet and gentle about 95% of the time.

The other 5% is when he is rough with you. He isn’t rough often, but there are moments when he just can’t help himself. Moments when his control slips and he just has to rail you.

He makes sure you cum at least two to three times before he lets himself cum.

Has a small breeding kink. You only see this come out when it’s the height of the season for him.

Likes it when you ride him. This position lets him see all of you and has less of a chance of him accidentally crushing you.

His other favorite position is doggy. This allows him to get deep into you.

Amazing at oral. Got this idea from the one nsfw fanfic I can find of him. He will have you begging if you let him do oral on you.

Amazing aftercare routine. 

Also gets really cuddly afterwards.

Jawbone:

Also a top. 

Horny level is about 7/10. Not horny all the time but still easily riled up.

Stamina level is a 5/10. He can go about 3 rounds before needing a break.

Experience level is a 7/10. 

Now as an undertale fan, I have to say he has a magic glowy dick. It’s natural length is about 6 inches long, but he can change the size if he wants to.

He likes some light BDSM but other than that he is very vanilla.  

Sex with Jawbone is rough all the time. There are very few moments where he will be soft. It’s usually when he is feeling sentimental.

Likes to bite you. Seeing the marks all over you the next morning fills him with pride.

Not the best at after care. Hands you a few tissues before passing out.

Like Beebs Jawbone is easily riled up. It just takes a few kisses before he’s all over you.

His head flame gets bigger when he is excited.

Teases you constantly. 

When he is feeling sentimental, expect the whole nine yards. Romantic dinner, flower petals that lead to the bedroom, candles all over the place. He will be very sweet to you on these rare nights.

He will fuck you just about anywere if you are comfortable with it.

Disco head:

He’s a power top. 

Horny level is a 6/10. Not easily riled up but still horny most of the time.

Experience level is 9/10. He works at a casino, of course he’s experienced.

Stamina level is 7/10. He can go for about 5 or 6 rounds if he is really needy.

This man has kinks up the wazoo. The biggest one though is pet play. He loves to see you in a collar.

Quickies are very common with him. He has a casino to run so there isn’t a lot of time for sex.

Because of how busy he is, he has set times for when you two have more sensual sex

Sex with DH is always slow and sensual when it is in the scheduled time frame. If he needs to pull you aside for a quickie it is a lot rougher.

Most of the time during the scheduled sessions, you are tied up in some way. DH likes the control that gives him.

When you're not tied up, you're experimenting. He wants to know exactly what you like so he can give you the best experience.

DH is about 7 inches long and 1.5 inches thick. He’s not as big of a stretch as Beebs is but it still takes some time to get used to.

If you want to rile him up, call him Sir or Boss. He 100% has a Sir kink and he loves to hear you call him that.

He is a brat tamer. You can maybe get away with being a brat for the first few weeks of being with him.

Great aftercare

Armstrong:

He’s a soft top.

Horny level is 6/10. Easily riled up but not as horny as DH.

Experience level is about a 7/10

Stamina level is 6/10. Can go at the most 3 rounds.

Armstrong is about 5 inches long and about 1 inch thick. He can be taken pretty easily if needed.

Sex with Armstrong is always sweet and sensual. 

He is one hell of a romantic. He sets everything up like Jawbone does when he is feeling sentimental. Expect the whole nine yards. Romantic dinner, flower petals that lead to the bedroom, candles all over the place, anything he can do to make it romantic he will do.

He has some very vanilla taste when it comes to kinks but he is willing to experiment if you ask.

Also has a Sir kink. He will go absolutely feral if you call him Sir, so use this wisely.

Prefers missionary because it is a nice and simple position that allows him to see your face.

Likes to cuddle afterwards.

Amazing aftercare and the best pillow talk after.

Definitely falls asleep on top of you. Every time.

Ajax:

Also a power top. 

Horny level is a 10/10. He is always horny and can be riled up by the smallest of things.

Experience level is a 9/10. He has a harem of ladies, of course he knows what he is doing.

Stamina level is 10/10. He can go as long as he wants. That can range from days to weeks if he so pleases.

Sex with Ajax has a 50% chance of being rough and a 50% chance of being soft. There is no way to predict which one it is going to be

Huge Sir kink. Loves it when you call him that.

Ajax is about 10 inches long and 3.6 inches thick. You need an insane amount of prep to take him.

Also amazing at oral. Much better at it then Beebs.

He has an oral fixation as well. Some nights are just him overstimulating you with only his mouth.

Ajax is also very romantic when its a soft night

When it’s a rough night, expect to go about 5 rounds at the least

It doesn’t matter if it’s a soft night or a rough night, you won’t be walking for a few days.

You will be covered in marks when he is done with you. There is no hiding any of these.

Also gets super cuddly after.

Absolutely pampers you after sex.

[felassan]

In this thread over on Twitter someone has had a go at decoding the next Mass Effect trailer audio. The full thread reads:

There's a lot to unpack here, but for the audio in the first part of the video: 

0:07 : We know now that, in the early years of the 20th century, this world was being watched-" - Excerpt from The War of the Worlds (1938)

0:16 "Rodger. Copy.  Eagle, Houston.  You're GO for landing. Over” Audio of Charlie Duke serving as CAPCOM on Apollo 11, communicating with Buzz Aldrin & Neil Armstrong as they landed on the moon (1969). 

Charlie Duke would go on to be an astronaut on Apollo 16 and land on the moon in 1972.

0 :21 "Arcturus Station, unknown vessel approaching.  Initiating first contact protocols" I think this is audio of first contact with the Turians being sent back to Arcturus (2157).

0:26 "Humanity now stands as partners in the galaxy." Vague context, but this is likely some kind of promotional ad or documentary blurb dating from around the time of ME1 or ME2 (2183-2185)

0:32 "Ark 6 is away.  Godspeed" The sixth ark launching off towards Andromeda.  Ark 6 wasn't even known about until now.  Unknown date, sometime after the Keelah Si'ya (Ark 5) launches.  The first wave launched at the end of 2185, and the Si'yah launched late September 2186

If all these clips are in order, that means that Ark 6 may have been part of the second wave, launching at the same time as or shortly after the Si'yah. Note, this is assuming that the nexus isn't being counted as an "ark."  If it is, Ark 6 is the Si'yah.

0:39 - multiple broadcasts and communications from the reaper war, ending in reaper dubstep. All of this is reaper war stuff, so 2186 at the earliest since the ME3 events start off around the start off at the start of October, 2186.

This audio might be from later in the war, which does not have a confirmed ending date.  Only that it officially started in late 2186.

0:47 "Is anyone receiving this?  We've lost contact." I think this is either a message sent out immediately following the ending choice, or something sent from the Arks back to the MW trying to re-establish contact.  That's a pretty big window of years for trying to date it

0:52 - A bunch of different words, but I cannot for the life of me make out what is being said.  There's at least three or four different voices speaking.

idk what this all means.  Trying to figure out "Ark 6" is probably going to be hard without more information.  Also, I have no idea what the last bunch of words mean from 0:52 onwards, but they could provide additional context.

Unsure if Michael’s tweet is saying “you’re the first one I’ve seen to get the War of the Worlds reference” or “you’re the first one to get it [the audio in the trailer in general]”.

[thread link, Michael Gamble tweet link]

[moviewomenwm]

Bleak House is a fifteen-part BBC television drama serial adaptation of the Charles Dickens novel of the same name, which was originally published in 1852–53 as itself a print serialisation over 20 months.

I have given it the highest grade because both the plot, the characters, costumes, sets, setting, etc. they are of great quality. These types of British miniseries are usually very good, especially if you are a lover of period dramas like me. If you liked Bleak House, I'm sure you'll like other wonderful miniseries like Jane Eyre (2006), Sense and Sensibility (2008), Little Dorrit (2008) or North and South (2004). @Gilliana Gillian Anderson's interpretation of Casa Desolada stands out above all others: superb, elegant, beautiful and masterful. If you like this genre, without a doubt, this is your series.

highly recommended

Año / País:2005 /  Reino Unido

Título original: Bleak House

Duración 510 min.

GuionAndrew Davies (Novela: Charles Dickens)

Música John Lunn

Fotografía Kieran McGuigan

Productora Coproducción Reino Unido-Estados Unidos;

Género Serie de TV Drama Miniserie de TV Drama de época Siglo XIX

Dirección

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Reparto

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Denis Lawson

Gillian Anderson

Charles Dance

Alun Armstrong

Ian Richardson

Nathaniel Parker

Richard Griffiths

Philip Davis

Joanna David

Carey Mulligan

Timothy West

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Events 7.21

356 BC – The Temple of Artemis in Ephesus, one of the Seven Wonders of the World, is destroyed by arson. 230 – Pope Pontian succeeds Urban I as the eighteenth pope. 285 – Diocletian appoints Maximian as Caesar and co-ruler. 365 – The 365 Crete earthquake affects the Greek island of Crete with a maximum Mercalli intensity of XI (Extreme), causing a destructive tsunami that affects the coasts of Libya and Egypt, especially Alexandria. Many thousands were killed. 905 – King Berengar I of Italy and a hired Hungarian army defeats the Frankish forces at Verona. King Louis III is captured and blinded for breaking his oath (see 902). 1242 – Battle of Taillebourg: Louis IX of France puts an end to the revolt of his vassals Henry III of England and Hugh X of Lusignan. 1403 – Battle of Shrewsbury: King Henry IV of England defeats rebels to the north of the county town of Shropshire, England. 1545 – The first landing of French troops on the coast of the Isle of Wight during the French invasion of the Isle of Wight. 1568 – Eighty Years' War: Battle of Jemmingen: Fernando Álvarez de Toledo, Duke of Alva defeats Louis of Nassau. 1645 – Qing dynasty regent Dorgon issues an edict ordering all Han Chinese men to shave their forehead and braid the rest of their hair into a queue identical to those of the Manchus. 1656 – The Raid on Málaga takes place during the Anglo-Spanish War. 1718 – The Treaty of Passarowitz between the Ottoman Empire, Austria and the Republic of Venice is signed. 1774 – Russo-Turkish War (1768–74): Russia and the Ottoman Empire sign the Treaty of Küçük Kaynarca ending the war. 1798 – French campaign in Egypt and Syria: Napoleon's forces defeat an Ottoman-Mamluk army near Cairo in the Battle of the Pyramids. 1831 – Inauguration of Leopold I of Belgium, first king of the Belgians. 1861 – American Civil War: First Battle of Bull Run: At Manassas Junction, Virginia, the first major battle of the war begins and ends in a victory for the Confederate army. 1865 – In the market square of Springfield, Missouri, Wild Bill Hickok shoots and kills Davis Tutt in what is regarded as the first western showdown. 1873 – At Adair, Iowa, Jesse James and the James–Younger Gang pull off the first successful train robbery in the American Old West. 1877 – After rioting by Baltimore and Ohio Railroad workers and the deaths of nine rail workers at the hands of the Maryland militia, workers in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, stage a sympathy strike that is met with an assault by the state militia. 1904 – Louis Rigolly, a Frenchman, becomes the first man to break the 100 mph (161 km/h) barrier on land. He drove a 15-liter Gobron-Brillié in Ostend, Belgium. 1907 – The passenger steamer SS Columbia sinks after colliding with the steam schooner San Pedro off Shelter Cove, California, killing 88 people. 1919 – The dirigible Wingfoot Air Express crashes into the Illinois Trust and Savings Building in Chicago, killing 12 people. 1925 – Scopes Trial: In Dayton, Tennessee, high school biology teacher John T. Scopes is found guilty of teaching human evolution in class and fined $100. 1925 – Malcolm Campbell becomes the first man to exceed 150 mph (241 km/h) on land. At Pendine Sands in Wales, he drives Sunbeam 350HP built by Sunbeam at a two-way average speed of 150.33 mph (242 km/h). 1936 – Spanish Civil War: The Central Committee of Antifascist Militias of Catalonia is constituted, establishing an anarcho-syndicalist economy in Catalonia.[3] 1944 – World War II: Battle of Guam: American troops land on Guam, starting a battle that will end on August 10. 1944 – World War II: Claus von Stauffenberg and four fellow conspirators are executed for the July 20 plot to assassinate Adolf Hitler. 1949 – The United States Senate ratifies the North Atlantic Treaty. 1952 – The 7.3 Mw  Kern County earthquake strikes Southern California with a maximum Mercalli intensity of XI (Extreme), killing 12 and injuring hundreds. 1954 – First Indochina War: The Geneva Conference partitions Vietnam into North Vietnam and South Vietnam. 1959 – NS Savannah, the first nuclear-powered cargo-passenger ship, is launched as a showcase for Dwight D. Eisenhower's "Atoms for Peace" initiative. 1959 – Elijah Jerry "Pumpsie" Green becomes the first African-American to play for the Boston Red Sox, the last team to integrate. He came in as a pinch runner for Vic Wertz and stayed in as shortstop in a 2–1 loss to the Chicago White Sox. 1960 – Sirimavo Bandaranaike is elected Prime Minister of Sri Lanka, becoming the world's first female head of government 1961 – Mercury program: Mercury-Redstone 4 Mission: Gus Grissom piloting Liberty Bell 7 becomes the second American to go into space (in a suborbital mission). 1969 – Apollo program: At 02:56 UTC, astronaut Neil Armstrong becomes the first person to walk on the Moon, followed 19 minutes later by Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin. 1970 – After 11 years of construction, the Aswan High Dam in Egypt is completed. 1972 – The Troubles: Bloody Friday: The Provisional IRA detonate 22 bombs in central Belfast, Northern Ireland, United Kingdom in the space of 80 minutes, killing nine and injuring 130. 1973 – In Lillehammer, Norway, Mossad agents kill a waiter whom they mistakenly thought was involved in the 1972 Munich Olympics Massacre. 1976 – Christopher Ewart-Biggs, the British ambassador to the Republic of Ireland, is assassinated by the Provisional IRA. 1977 – The start of the four-day-long Libyan–Egyptian War. 1979 – Jay Silverheels, a Mohawk actor, becomes the first Native American to have a star commemorated in the Hollywood Walk of Fame. 1983 – The world's lowest temperature in an inhabited location is recorded at Vostok Station, Antarctica at −89.2 °C (−128.6 °F). 1990 – Taiwan's military police forces mainland Chinese illegal immigrants into sealed holds of a fishing boat Min Ping Yu No. 5540 for repatriation to Fujian, causing 25 people to die from suffocation. 1995 – Third Taiwan Strait Crisis: The People's Liberation Army begins firing missiles into the waters north of Taiwan. 2001 – At the conclusion of a fireworks display on Okura Beach in Akashi, Hyōgo, Japan, 11 people are killed and more than 120 are injured when a pedestrian footbridge connecting the beach to JR Asagiri Station becomes overcrowded and people leaving the event fall down in a domino effect. 2005 – July 2005 London bombings occur. 2008 – Ram Baran Yadav is declared the first president of Nepal. 2011 – NASA's Space Shuttle program ends with the landing of Space Shuttle Atlantis on mission STS-135 at NASA's Kennedy Space Center. 2012 – Erden Eruç completes the first solo human-powered circumnavigation of the world.

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anonymous  said  :  mw  characters  from  fandoms  not  already  here  ?

oh  okay  !  off  the  top  of  my  head  i  would  love  wednesday  addams  ,  pugsley  addams  ,  gomez  addams  ,  morticia  addams  from  the  addams  family  .  cassie  blake  ,  adam  conant  ,  jake  armstrong  ,  faye  chamberlin  ,  diana  meade  from  the  secret  circle  .  beverly  marsh  ,  mike  hanlon  ,  eddie  kaspbrak  ,  richie  tozier  ,  ben  hanscom  ,  stanley  uris  from  stephen  king’s  it  .  elizabeth  harmon  from  queens  gambit  .  lydia  martin  ,  allison  argent  ,  cora  hale  ,  derek  hale  ,  stiles  stilinski  ,  isaac  lahey  ,  scott  mccall  from  teen  wolf  .  annie  edison  ,  britta  perry  from  community  .  lorelai  gilmore  ,  rory  gilmore  ,  luke  danes  from  gilmore  girls  .  serena  van  der  woodsen  ,  blair  waldorf  ,  jenny  humphrey  ,  nate  archibald  from  gossip  girl  .  i  welcome  members  to  also  add  some  characters  that  are  wanted  !

[hollywoodfamerp]

i think tumblr ate it :( i was just wondering mw celebs over 40? and if older ones will get along well here

Tumblr is the worst sometimes, I swear! 

BUT YES! We absolutely would love down older celebs! Some most wanted celebs over 40 that I’ve seen members ask for have been Billie Joe Armstrong, Tom Hardy, Meryl Streep, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Lopez, Bradley Cooper, Vin Diesel, Halle Berry, Gerard Way, Idris Elba, Will Smith, Paul Rudd, Pete Wentz, Shakira, Oscar Isaac all come to mind!

Members, any requests on which celebs over 40 you’d like to see here?!

[edgewoodrp]

(Same anon as before and I just realized idk what fandom this is for.) Two questions: mw canons and do you know of anything that helps explain how to go from indie to group?

No worries! Edgewood isn’t actually fandom-based, but we certainly draw inspiration from a variety of sources, including books, movies, and TV shows such as Charmed, True Blood, and Kelley Armstrong’s Women of the Otherworld series.

Some of our most wanted canons would include several siblings/partners, such as:

Amelia Jung

Dominic Kingsley

Griffin Castillo

Maggie See

Sorcha Saintcrow

Spencer Hawthorne

Sybil Holloway

(Members, feel free to add any!)

As for migrating from Indie to group roleplaying, I personally do not have any indie experience, but I have gathered a few links that give a pretty good overview of group roleplaying.

“I’m thinking of roleplaying. Is there anything I should know about before starting?”

A Guide To Modern RPing

The Difference Between Independent and Group Roleplaying on Tumblr (thank you, Jackie! <3)

Naturally, some of the rules and nuances vary from group to group, so if you have any questions about how they might pertain to Edgewood, don’t be afraid to ask~!

[calorieworkouts]

Does Exercise Make You Smarter?

If the normal goals of cutting waist lines, burning fat, and also enhancing heart health and wellness aren't enough motivation to press in an exercise, below's yet another need to go pound the sidewalk: it transforms out intense exercise may in fact boost mind function Exercise training boosts size of hippocampus and boosts memory. Erickson KI., Voss MW., Prakash RS., et al. Division of Psychology, College of Pittsburgh, PA. Process of the National Academy of Sciences of the USA of America 2011 Feb 15, 108( 7): 3017-22. The result of intense aerobic and resistance exercise on functioning memory. Pontifex MB., Hillman CH., Fernhall B., et al. Department of Kinesiology as well as Neighborhood Health and wellness, University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, IL. Medicine and also Science in Sports as well as Exercise 2009 Apr, 41( 4): 927-34. Basal ganglia volume is connected with aerobic health and fitness in preadolescent youngsters. Chaddock L., Erickson KI., Prakash RS. Department of Psychology, Beckman Institute for Advanced Science and also Technology, University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, Urbana, IL. Developing Neuroscience 2010 Aug, 32( 3): 249-56. .

Work The Body, Improve The Mind - Why It Matters

The proof remains in the documents- an entire fistful of 'em! One study located that college pupils had actually boosted precision and quicker results on memory tests after cardiovascular activity The effect of intense cardiovascular and also resistance workout on working memory. Pontifex MB., Hillman CH., Fernhall B., et al. Department of Kinesiology and Community Health and wellness, University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, IL. Medication as well as Scientific research in Sports as well as Workout 2009 Apr, 41( 4): 927-34. . And also it's not just for the youngin's- an additional research study found that elderly individuals that exercised over a 6-month period reported improved cognition on memory as well as intelligence examinations Aerobic exercise training enhances mind quantity in aging people. Colcombe SJ., Erickson KI., Scalf PE., et al. Beckman Institute, Department of Psychology, College of Illinois, Urbana, IL. The Journals of Gerontology 2006 Nov, 61( 11): 1166-70. .

While getting a few extra INTELLIGENCE points could be good, these small modifications could also affect lasting success. One research study located that those that consistently exercised revealed improved cognition as well as greater INTELLIGENCE scores Cardiovascular fitness is connected with cognition in young their adult years. Aberg MA., Pedersen NL., Torén K. Facility for Mind Repair service as well as Recovery, Institute for Neuroscience and Physiology, Sahlgrenska Academy, University of Gothenburg, Gothenburg, Sweeden. Process of the National Academy of Sciences of the USA of America 2009 Dec 8, 106( 49): 20906-11. . What's more, the fitter of the number were a lot more most likely to start rewarding jobs Cardiovascular physical fitness is connected with cognition in young their adult years. Aberg MA., Pedersen NL., Torén K. Facility for Mind Repair as well as Recovery, Institute for Neuroscience as well as Physiology, Sahlgrenska Academy, University of Gothenburg, Gothenburg, Sweeden. Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences of the United States of America 2009 Dec 8, 106( 49): 20906-11. , so obtain ready spoken hey there to the following Richard Branson, ma as well as pa.

Bigger Muscle mass, Better Mind? - The Answer/Debate

Don' t assume pumping iron like The Terminator will certainly be all that's had to grow a couple of additional mind cells. The proof points to cardio workout (not weight lifting) as a mind booster The result of intense cardiovascular and resistance workout on functioning memory. Pontifex MB., Hillman CH., Fernhall B., et al. Department of Kinesiology as well as Community Health and wellness, University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, IL. Medicine as well as Science in Sports and Exercise 2009 Apr, 41( 4): 927-34. . The science shows the exercise requires to be strenuous enough to substantially boost blood flow to have any impact. Not a lot of a runner? High strength interval circuit training could complete the very same rise in blood circulation. However beware: resistance training does not. So if one professional athlete is a version, it's Lance Armstrong, not The Terminator. Sorry, Arnold.

Certainty Level

Einstein most likely clocked in some miles on the treadmill. How else could possibly he have been so smart?