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i think it's honestly so brave and bold of my boss to complain about the cost of stuff that gets broken to me, the guy who closes his till every night
#personal#work tag#boo hoo one of your hardest working and most competent employees (who is 18 years old by the way)... dropped something?#boo hoo it's £200 to replace it (except we literally already have two spares in storage)#anyways just closed the till profits today are [redacted] must be so tough for you <3#actually the fact that we have spares is probably the funniest part of this to me#it's literally NOT gonna cost £200 to replace it because... you already paid for the replacement? about a year ago?#and we... haven't had to use either of the replacements since then?#my guy?#anyways in two days time he's gonna hit me with a 'no I'm not angry I was never angry about it :)' just btw
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Ayo?
People leave hate comments on Ao3 now??
#mine#ao3#was shooketh#they even said it was a hate comment#“I'm not usually one to leave hate comments”#my guy?#so you just chose to be an ass today?#okay ig#rude as hell#they were like the only good part of this fic is this one thing and the rest is jusy scraps#and the one thing was like the main point#I'm sorry i thought we wrote fic for fun#for goofs and gafs#relax my friend
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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
#only for like general annoyances of course not like#This Person Is Legitimately Bad#do i have to couch all my posts still you guys get it right
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had a fun experience on the subway the other day
#mouth is not a sweet bro and hella Jeff reference I never read anything by Hussie#it’s actually based on the jermavenus#mine#comics#diary#to this menacing looking bald guy… i apologize. and if i see you again i might ask you out.#my comics
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Girl dad Silco is a source of endless entertainment for me
Extra doodles:
Someone save Sevika, she is in hell
#my art#sketchy sketch#arcane#sevika#jinx#arcane powder#silco#silco and jinx#Silco will never actually be able to discipline in jinx#the best he can do is raise his voice#and even that has no effect#sorry silco you are a doomed girl dad#now I've doodled all my silco and jinx ideas I got a while back no wait#still one#well I'll finish it at some point#sevika needs help guys she is all alone with these two
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
#guy who is getting out of work at 1pm!!!! 📢#tomorrow is my last day but u have loved this job. i love to leave.#trb.txt#i* have
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not watching severance and succession means i log on the day after an episode and everyone is like SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP THEYRE SO INSANE FOR THIS and the image cited is a man in a suit standing still in an otherwise blank, fluorescently-lit hallway. i'm happy for you guys or sorry that happened
#ignore me#peace and love on the planet earth im genuinely glad the storytelling is so good it can evoke this response#containment breach#edit: sending this post to a farm upstate. guys if i wanted to know what the shows were about i would watch them#sorry but also oh my god
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bored now. here's some old art of my fursona
#this makes all the ''OMG I HATE HIM'' tags on the original image like a million times funnier tbh#no more gross flesh hat guy. you are safe from him here. look at my funny cat guy as a palate cleanser
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also I got a tattoo partially re-coloured today and they bandaged me in veterinary wrap like I'm a sick horse
#the original tattoo was coloured just fine!#the only problem was that one of the colours was clashing with the tattoo just above it#the neon pink fish belly didn't match well with the earthy palette of my medieval lady#so I had a guy go over it and make the fish belly bright red#(which IS a colour you see in illuminated manuscripts!)#and now I'm very happy with everything
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baby capybara named Tupi via san antonio zoo
#capybara#baby capybara#baby animals#animals being adorable#guardian's baby animal agenda#munch munch away lil guy#my gifs#animaledit
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Haha… yeah… that’d be crazy…
#“wait so when you guys time travelled you DIDNT meet the giant time baby?”#“not quite but we did see a giant floating baby head? that was mostly when we were travelling between dimensions…”#“YOU WERE WHAT”#my art#gravity falls#phineas and ferb#dipper pines#Mabel pines#phineas flynn#ferb fletcher
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Really cool day at the rainforest cafe
#rainforest cafe#comic art#comics#my art#artists on tumblr#cant express to you how insane the whiplash of a guy acting like robot gorillas were real then 30 minutes later telling us about hard drugs
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was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark

(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')

#just another tally added to the board of reasons it's hard to imagine any of these guys ever entertaining guests 👍#the trickiest part of this gag was trying to think of who would ever visit these guys lmao#not the most social of butterflies this group#sth#rouge the bat#amy rose#shadow the hedgehog#e123 omega#team dark#comic#my art#doodles#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#is that really the general tag that gets used? which one of these 3 is the main one here a;sldkjf#anyways first time drawing amy!#I like her funny little shark fin from her classic design
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