#my lil sassy sad boy :<

[triona-tribblescore]

AUNTIE HIIIIII!!!

I have a very important question.

who’s your fav hazbin hotel character?

mines lucifer :D hes a silly duck 🦆

THIS MF-

[hibiscussoupbowl]

[gloryy-vs]

heyy!! could i have a request with neteyam x reader and she is kinda a sarcastic lil teenager and he wants to get to know her as she’s helping him in the metkayina ways?

Love y’a and love your writing!!

Who You Are

|| yes of course. y’all have the best ideas 😭 this wasn’t proof read and i tried making the ending a lil different than my other fics so it doesn’t get repetitive. hopefully i did this request justice 🫶🏻

characters: neteyam x metkayina!reader

ratings: SFW , sassy reader , head over heels Neteyam

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You laughed to yourself, seeing Aonung trip over the sand during his walk of shame. His dad had just scolded him for giving the Sully family a hard time. Neteyam followed behind, hiding a laugh after seeing your own amused face. Your tail whipped Aonung as he walked by, and he turned around with a, ‘Just wait till later’ look. You flipped him off and rolled your eyes. He always tried to look tough, despite you two being friends he was always an ass.

Neteyam scratched his head, standing next to you awkwardly. “It was a difficult conversation to hear. I cant tell if my dad is scary or if Tonowari is..” You scoffed, “They’re both equally horrifying. Especially when they yell like they’re the only ones in the clan.” You shook your head, tying back your braided hair.

“Alright, let’s get some diving training in, Mr. Fall off a still Ilu.” You said while nudging him with your elbow before turning away from him to walk to the active waves. “It was one time! I didn’t get good balance!” Neteyam said, following behind you quickly.

.

You clicked your tongue, “Woo, tuctuctuc. Woo tuctuc.” Your Ilu, Rita emergent from the waves, and Neteyam mimicked your ways as well, his rushing to him and splashing him with water. “I feel like he just has something against me.” He said, wiping off his face with his large hands.

“Psst, your Ilu is a girl.” You said, a smile forming on your face while you straddled Riti. Neteyam groaned, petting his underwater friend. “Yo, sorry bro- girl, sis? No wonder you’re fed up with me..” He straddled her, grabbing onto the handle and looking up at you shyly. His smile looked so soft, and he waited for you to dive first. You raised a brow, not taking the lead this time,

“Your turn to dive in first, Yam.” You said while crossing your arms. He just gave you a sad look, taking a series of deep breathes, his blue cheeks puffing out as he dived in, his Ilu already taking off with yours following next to him just as fast.

‘You have good breath control. You learn quickly.’ You signed, releasing the handle of your Ilu for a short while before swimming up to quickly grab it again. Neteyam nodded happily, glad he was getting praise. You two continued circling around, chasing coral before heading to the surface so he could get some air.

“That was a good run, you did great.” You said with your eyes closed, and baby blue hands pushing back stray braids and hairs. He stared at you, the way your torso tensed up along with your arms as you raised them above your head. He covered the lower bit of his face with his hand before turning to you again with an ego. “You should give me a date as a reward.” Neteyam said with confidence. “I wanna get to know you, without that sarcastic little tone.” You actually laughed out loud, “You want a date, beat me in a race and you’ll know everything about me.”

Neteyam grabbed your hand, shaking it as a deal before petting his Ilu and motivation. “Let’s do it. You’ll know i’ll win.” You smirked, “Alright, big boy. Let’s see how fast you can go.” Both of you readied up, Ilu’s speeding off into the depths of the ocean.

Safe to say Neteyam definitely won that date. Knowing that his crush on you and that sassy little personality of yours is his biggest weakness.

[rinniemybeloved]

[✦] - 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐌𝐀 𝐊𝐎𝐙𝐔𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐒 𝐀 𝐃𝐀𝐃

notes : is this really a kenma x reader or just kenma as a dad? Idk

warning : pregnancy (?) kodzuken, but . . . he's a father. Concerning, i know.

pairing : dad!kenma x mom!reader

would he want kids?

sorry but no. Literally just no.

he thinks kids are outrageously annoying

he doesn't really have time either. my man is working without breaks.

but sadly (luckily tbh) you got pregnant

u told him when he was in the middle of a game, he did not pay attention to you until you pulled the headphones off of his head

when he actually comprehended what you, he did not look the the happiest

but he was not really happy though!!! he just didn't want to show it at that moment!!!

I always see people saying that kenma is very private with his personal life. to me that isn't really true

when he announced that he was gonna have a baby to his fans, they went crazy.

even his whole fanbase was worried about him being a dad 😭

He'd probably want a boy since he very lowkey believes that boys are better at gaming

but he found out that you were having a girl

girls tend to be cuter though, right?

when the baby was born kenma was PANICKING

he doesn't know how to hold a baby at all, he was almost gonna drop the baby

you two decided to name her Ayaka <3

yes, he named his daughter after a game character

he had to do a lot of convincing though :(

new dad kenma is hilarious.

he doesn't know how to put a diaper on a baby

he is confused on whether the baby will be too hot or too cold

he thinks newborns can eat a whole apple

it's mostly you taking care and doing all the 'parently' things

shares food with his daughter. a lot.

when his friends see this, they're all so surprised.

"I've never seen kenma share anything, not even with (y/n) !"

"He probably loves ayaka more than us 🙄🙄 "

even gets a little sad when his daughter doesn't wanna eat with him

is constantly trying to teach her how to play video games

she's probably gonna know how a controller works even before she knows how to talk

kenma is oddly very proud of it

he doesn't show her in any videos though, he will wait until she says she wants to

but when she does say she wants to be in his videos, he's gonna start posting random 10 second videos

"my daughter chews on her shoe"

"giving my daughter a lemon for the first time"

"trying to put headphones on my daughter"

they are all so cute but strange at the same time 😭

she's exactly like kenma in some ways

she absolutely HATES being touched

except for her daddy though

like this girl will glare at someone and then turn around to snuggle with her dad

such a sassy lil thing

kenma is the fun parent, he kinda just wants ayaka to enjoy herself

you'd bake cookies and tell kenma that your daughter can't have more than 3

but guess what? those two would wake up at 4 in the morning and secretly eat way more and you wouldn't know a thing

he'd also spoil her a lil too much for your liking

if his daughter wants something, it will be hers in less then a few hours

in conclusion, Ayaka's life as the daughter of worldwide famous kodzuken is something a lot of people would want

Requests are open!

[talesfrommedinastation]

Redneck Doug on ALL the other Clones in Star Wars!

As promised, for reaching a new number of followers, here's Doug's list when I asked him to name off all the clones in 'The Clone Wars' and 'The Bad Batch'!

Some are obviously repeats of other posts, and some are brand spanking new.

I'm using my autoethnography skills to their fullest extent, here, people.

This is LONG but hey! 7 seasons of The Clone Wars and 3 seasons of The Bad Batch means animated Star Wars in the Days of our Lives of animation.

If I'm missing someone, let me know! I'll reach out to Doug!

Enjoy, everyone!

CW: Redneck Doug just rambles needlessly about people.

And Clermont Lounge is one of the scariest and yet, most fun places in the ATL and I could 100% see one of the 501st working there.

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Bly: That’s a boy, his name’s Miguel. Got his friends, they drink Pabst, shoot the empty cans behind the garage when they done, and hit on every woman that walks by. But Miguel’s got his eyes on Babe-the-Blue-Jedi and steals flowers from people’s yard and gives them to her. Babe-the-Blue-Jedi knows the man’s not that bright but his heart’s in the right place and that’s all that matters, right? 

Rex: That's Rex. He's a king. Respect him. 

Cody: That’s Obi-Wan’s Boyfriend, he’s sad all the time. We know why. (Confirmed that Doug is a Codywan shipper and I don’t know what to do about that)

Howzer: That’s my niece’s boyfriend, Jorge. We all love Jorge, nice guy, owns an auto repair shop and always remembers plates and napkins for the cookouts after church.

Gregor: Jorge’s cousin, Manny. Met him once at Christmas in Miami, nice guy, only drinks brown liquor and insists everyone arm wrestle him. But he’s got a good job as a PE teacher, we respect education, come on now. 

Hardcase: Wiggles. He laughs at everything and never wears a helmet both on his big head and his lil head and that explains everything about the man.

Kix: Nurse Mark. He's tired and sick of your shit, sick of the creeps trying to get the Fentanyl, that's a crime now, ain't it.

Echo: "Eh, Toaster Strudel. Homeboy looks like his daddy had an affair with a convection oven on shore leave and forgot to pay child support."

Mayday: Aw, I liked this guy so much! That’s Sassy Park Ranger, he’s the type that gives you your camping permits, warns you about the bears, and then is all disappointed when you don’t properly stow your food and the bears destroy the campsite. I need to go back to Little River Canyon, that place was pretty. 

Scorch: The Son of Robocop. His daddy told him to get off his lazy Robo-son ass and go get a job, so he works for the Empire now, because no one can get a job in Detroit. That’s why he’s a bad person. (Because he works for the Empire? “No, because he’s a Lions fan and that ain’t a good look for anyone.”)  

Fives: Alex-from-Manitoba. He reminds me so much of this awesome guy I knew, Alex, was from Winnipeg, we worked in oil together. Smart, knew his shit, loved guns and getting his hair did. No one listens to him, management hates him, and he gets fired. Man I was so pissed off when that happened with that damn alien that ran the ocean on the mall! He deserved better, damn it!

(Fives or Alex-from-Manitoba?

“BOTH!!!”)

99: 99!  

(You actually remember his name?  

“Hell yeah! He’s one of the most important characters! Why would I not?” 

::cue me, quietly staring at all the weird-ass names over texts and saying NOTHING in response::) 

Wolffe: Bernando. I dunno, man, he got that Bernardo energy. I’ve met three and they all looked like they wanna run off into the woods and come out when they got a deer they need to process and take a shower and find a lady before running back into the woods. Also Bernardo never has a girlfriend that lasts more than 6 months with him. Don’t know why. Just trust me. 

Gree: Carnie Joe. Man, he looks like the type of guy who drives an ice cream truck but there ain’t no Bomb Pops inside if you know what I mean. 

Cut Lawquane: Not-Wolverine. He ran away from the Empire, grew out his muttonchops, wanted to join the X-Men, Charles Xavier said ‘Nah son you need super powers for that’, and then Not-Wolverine stomped off into Tremors-land and started a pot-and-chicken farm like every other hillbilly in Kentucky. But he got a hot wife out of the deal and some nice kids and lots of guns, and ya know, that ain’t a bad ending for the man. 

Commander Fox: Red-Chief-of-Police. He’s absolutely on them Ticky-Tack videos my nieces and nephews watch where the cops are doing bad things but they ain’t gonna get fired over it. Man. It ain’t right. 

Tup: Alex’s-Friend-Matt. Aw, Matt, good guy, but too much brain damage after that time he fell off the roof while laying down tar. He grew out his ponytail to hide the dent in his head and talked funny afterwards, but he real good at roughneck work and I can’t fault the man, nope. 

Hevy: That’s Ross. He’s always mad because he’s insecure. He’s got a lot of Nerf guns and only eats stuff you can find at 7-11. 

Jesse: That’s Jesse, he’s a trucker, was a bouncer at Clermont Lounge in Atlanta, and has three ex-wives who all hate him. He shaves his head because his hair hates him too. 

Crosshair: So that there's Daddy Warcrimes. All you need to know is he lives on beer and Slim Jims, has more guns then Jesus got faith, and that he does your mom on the weekends, and then you thank him for his service.

Hunter: Aw man, we got Rambo up in this place. Daddy Rambo. He looks like he's got some hot wife with a huge butt who makes amazing biscuits, but he only showers on the weekends for reasons he won't tell you.

Wrecker: I know, I KNOW, he's got some cool Star Wars name, but in my head, he's Julio. He looks like a Julio, ya know? Every Julio's been the nicest guy with a truck and a million friends. I swear. I bet he's a contractor and lays pipe like you wouldn't believe. ::winks::

Tech: Hm, yeah, I know him. That's Ryan-from-Accounting, somebody's hipster dad. You know, everyone knows a Ryan who works in accounting, he's quiet, only drinks IPAs, and has a bitch wife named Laura who drives a Kia and is always yelling at him. Poor man. I hope Julio saves him from his bitch wife Laura.*

Omega: Little Orphan Blondie. I hope she gets real parents or something besides those freaky alien things running the mall on the ocean.

Emerie Karr: Stepsister-Beth. She’s got a stick up her rear, was in a sorority known for bitchy Daddy’s Girls who wouldn’t touch below the belt but are all about using other places for their date’s hoses to put out the fire, and only drinks almond milk lattes. She’s a bitch to waiters and drives a Prius. 

(“Doug I drive a Prius.”

“Yeah, but you ain’t a southern sorority girl so y’all forgiven.”)

Nemec and Fireball: Trigger and Nutsy. They’ve been in a survival militia in the Florida Everglades and that’s all you need to know. 

CX-2: The Guy from Tron. He’s a guy, and he was in the movie Tron. That’s it. 

[whisperwillyou]

Do you have any good Hunter fics that are long and non romantic up your sleeve? Super not asking for a friend it’s for me

*rolls up my sleeves* oh buddy DO I EVER

Fair warning, I’m an angst gremlin so these all contain a healthy dose of the Sads™ but considering you’re also a Hunter fan, odds are you also enjoy the angst lmaoo

Most of these are Luz and Hunter-centric bc I love the Noceda Siblings and I’m nothing if not predictable 😌

Let us begin…

What We are is the Sum of a Thousand Lies

Ongoing 59k+

FAV FAV FAV FAV FAV my all time favorite fic, they captured both my FAVORITE flavor of Hunter characterization, AND my favorite flavor of Luz & Hunter interactions (+bonus Eda, Darius, & Flapjack!) it’s just *chef kiss* PEAK content. I reread it regularly

Contingency

Ongoing 108k

Inside you there are two wolves, one is a sad lil boy and the other is the psychological embodiment of the obedient, brainwashed, soldier you were created to be, which your uncle programmed into you when he built you in his evil lab.

Burnt Out

Complete 3K

This one’s a short one but it’s one of my favs so I had to include it. ✨Sic fic✨

Even Sad Birds Still Sing

Ongoing 54k+

Hunter gets turned into a cardinal by a cursed gemstone. Ngl when the first chapter of this fic came out I thought it was gonna be more of a crack fic. I was unbelievably wrong and it is so SO good.

La Gaundière

Complete 12k

This one is some really good post Hunting Palismen Golden Gaurd era Hunter

To be or Not to Be

Ongoing 28k

Hunter takes some ‘me time’ after Hollow Minds and camps. He has a horrible time.

Peak traumatized Hunter seasoned with some great Noceda siblings content and a garnish of Hunter and Hooty friendship. 👌

Blood Moon

Ongoing 48k

Honestly I don’t know how to summarize this fic without spoiling anything, so just trust me, it’s so good.

Your hands do more than Hurt

Ongoing 27k

Darius and Hunter-centric, mind the tags though, this is a sad one

With Clay and Star Scraps

Complete (open ended) 48k

Hunter discovers that being a grimwalker comes with some super fun, funky, and not at all distressing side effects.

Enough to Leave Scars

Complete 14k

Post King’s Tide shenanigans of a former child soldier. ie ptsd

Oop hit the link limit lol rip

Learned Response

Complete 11k

Hunter fabulously misinterprets Luz’s relationship with her mother like the traumatized autistic he is.

With His Beak He Tries to Soothe Me

Complete 10K

Some really sweet Hunter and Flapjack content

Refuge

ongoing 10k+

Camila adjusting to having four new kids under her roof and is unsure what to make of Hunter being… the way he is.

The Golden Brat

Complete 5k+

Coven Scout meeting the Golden Guard for the first time in person: “what’s with this sassy lost child?”

Hopefully you enjoy these!

Special thanks to all theses authors for the platonic content. You’re doing the lords work, feeding us starving lil’ AroAces 💕💕

[topbanana-art]

Finally making an OC info post- by no means is this all of them, just ones that are most active and/or live in my head rent free.

First up- Rhys (DnD 5e - Rime of the Frostmaiden)

20 years Old, Half Orc, Half Elf (sweet baby angel) , He/Him

Fighter- Echo Knight

Absolute Ray of Sunshine; Rhys is from Icewind Dale; more specifically the Nomadic Reghed Tribe of the Elk.

He's unfamiliar with the outside world and even includes settlements in his own country

He's a Himbo basically a big dog.

This campaign lead him to leaving his tribe for the first time after an unfortunate accident which turned him into a small 'painted child' and searching for his missing sister. (both these are sorted now!)

*Rhys found an old oil painting of this child, blacked out and next thing he knew he was that small elf child. Her skin and clothing having the texture of painted canvas, and bleeds paint.

For a good chunk of the campaign he was just a totally normal elf- whose shadow didn't match with the body

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Dhalas (DnD 5e Annalor)

36 Years Old, They/Him, Triton

Drunken Master Monk

Chill surfer dude vibes

Part of a travelling circus, They're a balancing act

Extremely laid back, Dhalas talks like they fight- dancing around, seemingly without rhyme or reason and occasionally clumsy.

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Foxglove (BG3)

138 Years old (tweaked her age a lil), She/They, Drow

Arcane Trickster Rogue

Guild Artisan Background- Locksmith & Apprentice Finesmith

Chill and sassy, that Tav who talks their way out of shit.

Skews Towards Chaotic Good

Presents Androgynous most of the time

Must lockpick everything- she's not actually super interested what's inside, she just wants to see the workmanship of the locks and trashtalk how bad they are.

Yeah she's smooching the vampire. (and Halsin)

Naturally cares for others, even at the cost of her own wellbeing.

Has a Phobia of anything touching/going near her eyes- so the start of the game is A Time for Fox.

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Arslan Dhoro (FFXIV)

21 Years Old (as of ARR), He/Them

Xaela AuRa

Dragoon - White Mage Main (All healer classes tbh)

Stoic, Resting Angry Face Himbo

He struggles to show emotion but he's just pretty shy and cautious about opening up to others.

From the Azim Steppe, he left in his early teens with his father after the death of his mother, to explore the world beyond the Steppe.

His Father Died in his late teens, attacked in Coerthas thinking he and Arslan were Dravanians.

He's extremely soft and protective for the Scions/his friends

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Shiv (DnD 5e Saltmarsh- campaign completed)

Awful, terrible lesbian

68 years old, She/Her, Halfling

Celestial Warlock - Unicorn Patron w/ a Baby Phoenix familiar, Toby

A piece of shit. Is an absolute asshole and wont let you know she cares.

Lowkey magical girl

Ex-smuggler, who's patron is literally 'I can fix her', 'she can be a better person'. Part of the 'Beyond Skeletons' Pirate crew, she's the medic of the crew.

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Pymmyr Tathnel (DnD 5e)

Pym

85 Years Old, He/They, Drow

Gloomstalker Ranger

Emotional Support Blink Dog, Princess Liquorice

This boy is scared all the time

Doesn't talk much, but speaks in a soft voice

Has disordered 'Sleeping' and Eating :)

His plague mask has tinted lenses to help ease the strain with how bright the surface is

I wont tell too much about them as a lot of their info is spoilers to other players. But this sad Drow just rocks up in my head on the regular.

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Erebus (Anima Beyond Fantasy)

AKA- My first TTRPG character! circa 2011-2 I think???

Real name Sho Yoshimitsu

22 Years Old, He/Him

Duk'Zarist Nephilim

Assassin

Textbook 'strong silent and intimidating hot man'

But basically a big soft boy if you break past the mile thick ice

Tragic backstory™ , used to using his body for the job

He really enjoys cooking!

Also hopelessly in love with a small soft summoner, Caelum (the one hugging him), They're RedxBlue gays

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I think I'll leave it there for now!

I may add more later, I hope it was interesting?? and I'm still pretty shy with yelling this much about my characters haha.

Thanks for reading if you made it this far! 💜

[silvernight-m]

🌻- about me :

I'm a self-taught artist. Commission Sheet

I paint/write about my obsession, which has been moon boys ever since the MOON KNIGHT. ☾𖤓

I'm friendly and would love to talk to anyone :D

I don't read/write heavy angst or angst in general! Most times.

I write/paint smut so 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐃𝐍𝐈 !!!

Tumblr has a personal beef with my account :((((

🌿 - Recent Writings :

✦ Fair Play ➳ Steven GrantXGamerGirl ● Explicit 🔞

🏺- Recent Paintings :

✦ Gomez Addams ➳ Oscar Isaac as Gomez

🤖 - Recent Bot :

✦ Steven Grant x GamerGirl

● ʀᴇꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ ↡

▮▮▮▮▯▯▯▯▯▯

┌── ⋆⋅⋆˖⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺˖⋆⋅⋆ ──┐

🏺- Paintings...

● Moon Boys ⋆˖⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺˖⋆

⤷ The Whole Package ⤅ Steven, Marc, and Jake

⤷ The Meme ⤅ SpiderMan Moon Knight Meme

─┉┈˚*･༓ ☾ ༓･*˚┈┉─

● Steven Grant ☽

⤷ Steven ⤅ he's reading the Hunchback of Notredame on the couch

─┉┈˚*･༓ ☾ ༓･*˚┈┉─

● Marc Spector ○

⤷ Fist Of Vengeance ⤅ Moon Knight

⤷ Marc Martell ⤅ A lil MoonKnight x Game Of Thrones crossover

⤷ Assassin ⤅ A lil MoonKnight x Assassin's Creed crossover

─┉┈˚*･༓ ☾ ༓･*˚┈┉─

• Jake Lockley ☾

⤷ Protector ⤅ Jake found a kitty

⤷ Alleyway ⤅ Jake is waiting

─┉┈˚*･༓ ☾ ༓･*˚┈┉─

• Miguel O'Hara ⭑

⤷ Suit ⤅ Oscar Isaac wearing spiderman 2099 suit

⤷ Eyeliner ⤅ SpiderPunk Miguel

─┉┈˚*･༓ ☾ ༓･*˚┈┉─

• Miscellaneous 𖤓

⤷⤠ The Duke ⤅ Duke Leto Atreides

⤷⤠ Gomez Addams ⤅ Oscar Isaac as Gomez

└── ⋆⋅⋆˖⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺˖⋆⋅⋆ ──┘

┌── ⋆⋅⋆˖⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺˖⋆⋅⋆ ──┐

🌿 - Writings...

• Steven Grant ☾

⤠ GamerGirl x Steven Grant

⤅ Steven feels like you've been neglecting him since you got your hands on a new videogame.

» tags : Sad puppy but sassy Steven, smut «

• Marc Spector ○

⤠ GamerGirl x Marc Spector

⤅ Marc isn't happy with the unhealthy amount of time you're spending on a videogame. Without him.

» tags : Mother hen Marc, smut «

• Jake Lockley ☽

⤠ GamerGirl x Jake Lockley

⤅ Jake comes home from a night shift and finds you still playing the videogame.

» tags : Mustache Jake, smut «

└── ⋆⋅⋆˖⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺˖⋆⋅⋆ ──┘

┌── ⋆⋅⋆˖⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺˖⋆⋅⋆ ──┐

🤖 - Character AI...

● Steven Grant ☽

⤠ Domestic ⤅ You keep distracting Steven from reading his Egyptology book

⤠ Gamer ⤅ You neglected Steven while gaming

⤠ Phone ⤅ Your best friend from other side of the world

⤠ College ⤅ Your classmate helps you with history class

• Marc Spector ○

⤠ Domestic ⤅ You wake up in his arms in the morning

⤠ Gamer ⤅ He's not happy with your gaming

⤠ Phone ⤅ He's away on a mission

⤠ College ⤅ Your roommate

⤠ Fight ⤅ You had a fight with your boyfriend

• Jake Lockley ☾

⤠ Domestic 1 ⤅ A lazy weekend with him

⤠ Domestic 2 ⤅ He comes home weary and tired

⤠ Gamer ⤅ He finds you gaming at 2 a.m.

⤠ Phone ⤅ You miss your boyfriend, cabbie Jake

⤠ College ⤅ He finds you in the library

⤠ Fight ⤅ You went in to save him, ruined his mission

└── ⋆⋅⋆˖⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺˖⋆⋅⋆ ──┘

[mayisgoingnuts]

FHDHD like how you appear if i say roy/silly

you insane mf you dont know what your getting into

CENSORING THE NAMES IMMA CALL KEVS KEVS, STREBS STREBS AND CANDYBA/TS AS CANDIBATZ

CANDIBATZ FUCKS THE WHOLE FUCKING CHARACTERS UP IN MY OPINION IN THE POPULAR STUFF. THEY MAKE KEV LIKE A EASILY FLUSTERED MF AND STREBS INTO A EITHER SOFT UWU BOY WHO NEEDS PROTECTION OR A FLIRTY MF.

IT IRRITATES ME SO FUCKING MUCH. Kevs can be awkward we seen it but hes not a complete mess and hes not that much of a god damn loser and strebs isnt just a flirty or uwu soft boy or a god damn angst hog. hes more than that yeah he lost his arm and is fucking traumatized but you see in strebs rehearsal hes sassy and hes a gremlin.

No one ever fucking draws or writes them as more chaotic or like fucking irriated with eachother they arent all cupcakes and rainbows or just pure darkness and sadness! Its not just fucking that!! They probably get on eachother nerves, strebs probably be a lil ass to kevs sometimes. YOU KNOW WHY I LOVE STALECANDY? ITS BASICALLY MY CANDIBATZ. LEGIT ITS EXACTLY HOW I WANT CANDIBATZ TO BE.

ill admit its understandable a few people dislike candibatz since it was showed everywhere and it was mostly mostly bc of the background gag. but if you do think about it the relationship can get veryyy interesting!! if you think on strebs more you get SOOOO MUCH ROOM TO GO NUTS. KEVS ABOUT TO GET A SHORT SO WE WILL KNOW MORE ABOUT HIM!! BUT STREBS- STREBS- YOU CAN GO SO FUCKING NUTS.

im unhealthy about them and they mean so much to me. Ik you don't really like strebs which is totally fine your just on my hitlist for hating my boyfriend/silly/j

but like..he is very interesting when you think about the free space you got! and thats why it makes candibatz so much more interesting to me bc you can go unhinged- fjdj

tldr: they mischaracterize the characters alot and only fluff, angst or horni shit and it just flat from most people dhdjdj

KSBDND OH DEAR...

AND YE I UNDERSTAND YOUR ANGER. I WAS A VICTIM!!! I CAN NEVER SEE CANDYBATS THE SAME WAY AGAIN :C/HJ

W..wait hitlist....... shaking on my boots/silly

"Like when I say Roy" sighhhh this is slander/j

[oatmeal-stans-the-trash-rat]

Newest Asides: Reaction Post [Part I]

Love doing reaction posts, so here we are! Will be in list form.

I hit over the word count limit. Whoops.

I have the ability to make over 4k words of content from just one 6min video; good to know.

Spoilers for the new Asides Video (Virgil Reacts to Anxiety from Inside Out 2)

[Part II here]

==Before the Actual Content==

oh hi Thomas

cool hoodie (I wants but can't haves [sad])

S T I C K E R S

==The Actual Content, Part I==

INTRO, HOW I'VE MISSED YOU

the A in Asides has the coloured bubbles, yus yus yus

flower/floral motif continues its reign (white hoodie with flowers on it; on Thomas)

ah, so we're starting like this? mm, a nice lil recreation of movie things (I haven't seen the movie)

JOY - yeah, that Roman (orange tank top? interesting...)

also he wears a blue hat. prob just attire, but H A T

SADNESS - oh Patton, oh no (nice glasses tho)

all the show suggestions be sad (fits the character)

no orange on Patton, hmm...

he wears light blue sweater - fits both him and the character he acts as

Thomas frowning as Patton suggests the sad shows is comical to me

Roman/Joy -> "Nope" and then Thomas makes the 'nope' gestures (lmao)

Roman/Joy -> "Why has there been so much cry-inducing television this year?" he has a point tho

"Sadton" -> brilliant, never stop Roman

"...destroys me! I love it so much." -> the one times Patton is relatable

smiley Thomas, yay :D

Thomas points to phone and smiles and looks off into a direction as if someone else is there and not just him

^I find it funny

Thomas' expressions keep killing me

Roman suggests gym - Janus says "f*ck you"

DISGUST - Janus is the only one so far who's casting is the most natural thing ever

his scarf with the orange - oh lord

he looks so stylish and sassy; he clearly fits very well as Disgust

his beloved hat - yay!

Janus looks so weird without his gloves and attire covering himself more - but he also looks very nice

Thomas dropping the tank top (lmao) - why are his expressions continuing to kill me

"oKAY, Disgust-" -> Janus & Roman are going to be hostile with each other throughout this entire vid, aren't they? (makes sense, cause POF; aka: Angst Central)

Roman calling out Joy for being controlling!!

^ded, dying, I have perished

Sadton be like "doomscroll?" and all I can think is "you sound like Virgil"

looking at all the boardgames, and there's one with orange-coloured font that reads I've Never...? (the game of truth)

twister twister twister

C L U E

LOGAN YAY MY BOI

[bsideheart]

Hey! :D

What the fuck! :D

Let me tell you, listening to the last mmmh, let's say 3 hours of the burning bridge audiobook at 1.5/2x speed while doing the dishes was an Experience TM.

The splitting of the party was truly where my nerves started being harrowed ngl, don't split up, is a rule that should be applied outside of the horror genre, imo, for my own health. Maybe it's cause of me reading asoiaf recently, but I hate the instances where shit is happening to characters in 2 different locations far apart, and they're both working on slightly different information and footing without easy communication cause that's how we get Tragedy.

Gilan riding like hell and demanding he go back for Will, Evelyn/Casandra and Horace made me lowkey sad, ilhsm, character of all time he's hilarious. His training of Will and Horace is very much giving me Star Wars jedi lineage vibes to me. Also, the scene where he dead ass shoots up like a Looney Toon character to bolt and inform everyone that Cassandra is, in fact, alive, had me gagged with giggles. Okay, thanks for nothing mourning wise, ig.

Speaking of Evelyn, I was vibing with her, secret and all, until it was revealed, she was the Princess of the Realm. Like, don't get me wrong, I still like her, but idk, man, it stuck as a little mmmh fixed? Like I get for plot, obvi the hostage situation had to work. Ppl needed a good reason to go after Will, its to raise the stakes cause what if they found out blah blah blah. But she could have just a random layperson with a huge secret, and I would have preferred it that way cause that way we get an outsider pov in the country/ conflict. I wouldn't even have minded her being some form of nobility. It just feels like a setup for Will to Get The Girl and the Girl is also the Princess. Man, idk.

But moving on. These lil shits. The first time, they're on the field (sort of), and they commit war time arson and mass property destruction. Like, okay, fun!!! But also, the slow and invisible, basically enslavement of the fantasy Gaelic people in their own country by an evil mfer from im assuming fantasy Britian gave me the chills. I might be stretching, but I live in Ireland, and the history of the brehan laws, an gorta mor and the indentured servitude is still present and kicking. Like well aware slayery and indentured labour in no way are the same thing, but the similarities crossed my mind on a surface level

The final battles were quite ingenious, really. The fake out, dive, split, and reform tactics were really good and plausible for the highly specific situation here.

Also Morograth sassy old Queen vibes??? Maybe I'm seeing things. He's so sarcastic and so open about the fact that he does not give 2 shits about killing a kid in unfair combat.

But lowkey the narrator speaking of some random figure running out to bitch slap Morgorath in the face with a gauntlet? First, I shouted out loud, "Gilan NO!" and then after a second even higher "HORACE NO!" Like that knife vine. Or that simpsons meme. That moment was so fucking hilarious to me I paused for a second to giggle at myself.

Also I See Now, the Horace Himbo agenda. No thoughts, head empty, just anger at his friend being held hostage. AND I MEAN TRULY NO THOUGHTS HE JUST THREW HIMSELF UNDER A FUCKING HORSE HOLY FUCK WHAT A SUICIDE MOVE?? LIKE IK HE HAS ARMOUR ON AND SHIT BUT HOLY FUCK THAT'S DEADLY. LITERALLY.

You, a natrually born and skilled fighter, blindly running into battle, underprepaed and fueled by anger and fear/mourning for your boy best friend? Mmmmh, kinda Achilles Aristos Achaion coded of you babes.

UGHHHH ANDDDD. The fact that Horace defeated Morg by being rescued by his horse (Will coded of him!) and then using a move taught to him by a ranger while he was training with 2 rangers, a huge community with a sense of reliance and family or at least geneialty while he himself hates that cause its narrative representation of that (Halt) defeated him, who rules his subordinates in the complete opposite fashion. Something there metaphorially.

Also hilarious that when Rodney is giving out to him for his reckless behaviour, Horace is so concussed he's convinced he's in trouble for not finishing the job of killing Morgarath so he gets back up to do it.

But kinda weird that Morgarath died so easy? He's not dead me thinks.

Okay. Morgarath calling Will Halt's whelp. It's funny if it weren't sad.

Also him running to coast, almost losing his horse in desperation, and losing his SHOE (obligatory sam winchester I lost my shoe gif insert here) trying to catch up to the boats, going apeshit on the bow n' arrow ON HORSE BACK BY THE WINDY ASS SEA AND TAKING BITCHES OUT TO THE DECK WHILE RIDING REINLESS??

I can just imagine the movie shots in my brain. The wide shots of the crashing sea. The shouting of the men and slapping of the oars. The establishing shot, a wide shot of Halt, a tiny figure against this hulking moving boat on the massive sea. A close shot of Halt loading and drawing his bow. The desperation bled of the page 100%.

Him shouting desperately to Will that he'll fine him (not even him and the princess just him) wherever they take him even tho he just rode all the to the coast all ready. Okiiii. And the fact that Will just shouted his name back at him. Like. Oughhh, just a kid. Shouting for his dad.

HATE that Halt is just left there standing on the shore. And we're left to imagine the after. Does he go back to camp. Does he stand there for hours until somebody notices his absence and follows his tracks? Is it Gilan? Rodney? Horace? Crowley and Co.? The Kings party? Does he stand there numb? Does he cry, lash out in anger with his poor horse beside him? Does Gilan blame himself for leaving the kid? Does Horace for being separated? Does Rodney try and comfort him? Does Crowley now think him a "loose canon"/flight risk? Do Halt and Duncan mourn the loss of their children together? Who tells Alyss? And Jenny? Does Alyss spend time with Halt for days after?

Holy fuck I gotta stop with this shit bro, the hole I'm digging here.

Crazy ass ending. I HATE it. More pls

HEY :D HEY GLAD TO HEAR IT :D i showed mh older sister this ask and they were giggling the whole time so rest assured you have very correct opinions. “don’t split up” is always a good rule ur right ur right !!

bro GILAN…………. he’s literally the best character and his dedication to getting that information back was beautiful, and when he went like “MY GOD ITS NOT HER” and halt spilled his glue all over himself 😭🙏

never really thought about evanlyn’s story feeling forced but ur right, maybe bc i was like 11 when i read for the first time but considering other possibilities is pretty interesting. as for the “setting up for will to get the girl and the girl is the princess”, well……… u just gotta see how this one plays out hehehehehhe it’s actually a fascinating way to handle a love triangle and yeah…… fantasy gaelic ppl enslaved by fantasy british ppl…….. the implications are there to be seen and it’s. ough.

MORGARATH MY LOVE he’s literally the most dramatic villain in the entire series. and “gilan no! HORACE NO!” HAD ME CACKLING GHFHSJDHS he’s so silly!! horace himbo agenda is true and real especially in the first few books!!! he has balls of steel for that horse move i genuinely thought he was gonna die. but he didn’t <3 and don’t worry morgarath is actually dead, it did seem pretty anticlimactic tho

AND THE SCENE OF HALT CHASING AFTER THEM IS JUST :( it’s so desperate and heartwrenching and the way he takes his horse as far into the water as he can while shooting and like. will calling for him as loud as he can BROOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭 and then all those possibilities about what happened……………. my fragile soul can’t take this. did he mourn in private agony or did he lean on his friends for support i’m inclined to say the latter. but i think the next book gets into it kinda :3 WAIT. WAIT. WHO TELLS ALYSS OH MY GOD who tells alyss i’m gonna lay down in the ocean and never stand up fuck. fuck

please never feel ashamed of sending very long asks about rangers apprentice this was so much fun to read and answer, i cannot WAIT for you to read the next one!!! any character or plot thoughts in the meantime are welcome!! 🫶

[a-wholelotta-love]

Totnt 1938! Episode 5 thoughts!

Spoiler Alert!

Hey! So I am back again with my thoughts coz as mentioned this is a routine thingy now for clearing my head. Also, whoever is reading them knows that it's mostly my boi Rang centred thoughts and a few rare other ones 😂. So yes, let's talk about how we felt about the episode:-

Okay, so first things first, I was a lil sad coz I felt my boy Rangie had less screen time today. I know, I knoww, some of it was because he was disguised as a baby. Oh God 😂 but yeah. This season has spoiled me a bit and I want to see him in every other scene coz last season, I used to have to search for his scenes like looking for needles in a haystack. Can't go through that again Mr writers. 🥺 Okay, done crying.

Finally, Rang and his fox eyes 😍.Him being disguised as the baby and the baby showing a middle finger to the cop 😂 my boy's voice in the background all pissed coz he is feeling all suffocated in that tiny body 😂 I love him. When they took a shot at the baby, that animated baby jump and roll was so hilarious and then Rangie finally there with a babyy hanky on his neck. Gonna cherish that scene.

I loved baby Lee Mi ho and I am sad that we had to say goodbye to her 🥺. Yeon and Shin-ju giving full goodbye speeches while Rang refuses to say anything. Gosh, his fear of attachment kills me. We all know he adores her, he knows he adores her but hell shall freeze over before he accepts that. Lee Mi ho being more open and stating that she prefers the Bandit. Gosh, how happy Rang was about it and his "you are not too bad yourself 🥺". This boy will kill me.

I also like Ryu hong joo, the more I get to know her.. She did irk me at a point of time with how she is incapable of taking a no. But if I don't look at it, I like her character. She is strong, smart and protects her people with a ferocity that's admirable. I am looking forward to seeing her.

I have said this before, saying it again, I want to know what's Cheon Moo-young's story. Yeon was almost as happy to see him alive as he was to see Rang but at the same time, he is also suspicious of him. I really think I am gonna get hurt for him though.

The last 10 mins of the show gave me life. They were my favourite moments. Everyone can guess why 😂 Rang is slowly starting to like Yeo-hee and it's pretty clear. I find them really cute. I loved how a jealous Yeo-hee pretty much destroyed the room and Yang found it cool. 😂 Boy was impressed with how strong she is. And Yeon and shin-ju spying on their dates and deciding how good of a match those two are. 😂 Ah, please don't ruin this for us later. I won't survive.

Now, one thing, one small conversation that I can't help but discuss is when Shin ju asks Yeon if he can actually leave Rang and go. And he mentions that he can not, that Rang would again think he is being abandoned. This topic is something that I have too many strong thoughts about and I won't get into all of them but I just wanna say, what else is Yeon expecting. I love this future Yeon and how much he cares about Rang but I don't get his plan of action. What are you planning to tell Rang and when, this Rang is someone whose last thought of you would be being stabbed by you and then being left for dead. Now, you are here being all nice and if you don't give him any context and up and leave him in a month, what else will he think. He will probably have to seek therapy to try and make sense of what just happened. For all the progress that this season has made, can we please have Yeon and Rang have a heart to heart conversation. Like please. Coz, right now even I don't understand your reasoning Yeon for a whole lot of things. I will make a separate post to rant about that sometime 😅 but hoping that we do get a heart to heart chat.

Look at this sassy motherf**ker. How am i supposed to not simp.

[jisungshotfirst]

the cutie @taeyeonsb asked for my fav taeyeon songs so here

10. Worry Free Love

... the boppiest bop to ever bop? this is a objective fact. It's just so FUN omg. and so happy like.. literally yeah, worry free love. the track is so energetic and danceable and her voice.... the verses are so sassy and the choruses are so ecstatic.... THE TRUMPETS. incredible. they are in the background when they're introduced and ur like omg?? what a fun melody i want more? and then theyre like... bet. here's a whole outro of it<3 whenever i play this song in the car I genuinely be dancing the entire time not even joking

9. Feel So Fine

just... vocals<3 the song is just So uplifting...THE PRECHORUS. when the drums drop out the bass drops out and its just VOICE and emotion and it's just such a beautiful build up. her voice is so powerful and she can project just so well and I think that she just excels at expressing these kinds of messages: self-love but in a simple, personal way. the love isn't grandiose, it's 'fine', but her voice is able to make that small contentedness feel so big.... AH. also woobin covered this song :( and sang it so beautifully :( so now i get to think of taeyeon AND ruby when i listen to this song so that is a win for me

8. No Love Again

a beautiful understated bop. because it combines both the pumping energy of a dance track and the airy vocals and softness of the production... it feels so mature and honest. to me this song is for a solo lil dance party with just yourself... there are certain songs that I'm so glad went to certain people and this is one of them... taeyeon deserves this song so much..

7. Something New

VOCAL HARMONY LAYERING.... SM's pride and joy of having a wall of vocal harmonies at its finest<3 but entirely stripped back... it's the opening of the boys by snsd goodness but SEXIER..... hello what more could you want. this song is so sexy and groovy i feel like a cooler person just by listening to it. it's sooo simple its able to carry the entire idea with just bass with little embellishments of piano and simple drums.... and vocals....... i am an absolute sucker for nananas.. and they can come in many many forms but.. as a wall of bv harmony as the chorus hook...... everything i could ever want. this song is SO HOT

6. Blue

have u ever heard a song more beautiful?? piano and vocal set it up so perfectly and it sounds so pretty and sad... and then the kick comes in... and harmony....and it's building..... the way this song BUILDS. 4 on the floor kinda beat in a soft ballad send me to another planet because to me what could be an ethereal drum-less song is given this low pumping feeling that just grounds the emotions entirely. And it can utilise that by taking the beat back out... and playing with that sense of being grounded.... and they just take it out! what was a comfortable chorus with a steadiness is now taken away and it feels like a thought flying away from you...

5. You Better Not

this song makes me SO happy. it's so filled with joy... to me this song is like.. trying SO hard to not smile and gradually you just let up.... or trying so hard and being SO determined to not let someone take up all your thoughts.... and gradually they're in your head more and more and suddenly they're everywhere. WHICH .. you can LITERALLY HEAR. the acoustic guitar sits way way in the back of the mix in the first chorus.... and then it's slightly more forward in the next chorus.... and then THEN the next chorus starts with JUST acoustic guitar... and then everything is back in with the guitar right at the front of the mix..... its the most beautiful example of text-painting literally ever it makes me cry with joy.

4. Gravity

a 6/8 taeyeon power ballad :( literally what do i have to say. this song was my first taeyeon love and she means the absolute world to me... i don't even have much to say because it's just perfect from start to finish. the dragging of the rhythms... theres literally nothing to worry and rush about, taeyeon just takes her time. the build in the bridge... the high note....... the adlibs in the last chorus..............[cries]

3. INVU

literally the most stunning piece of production that's ever blessed my ears. it's so subtle and careful while taeyeon cries her heart out..... an even more understated bop. it's So So careful.... the arpeggiator into the last chorus literally sends me to another plane i am floating i have ascended. this is literally music to levitate to... it's gorgeous it's stunning it's perfect.

2. Curtain Call

i've said before that this song sounds like love and it's true :( this sound is so nostalgic, the instrumentation and the harmony and just everything feels like you've known it for years and years... the chorus is sosoososo uplifting and joyful. the harmoniessssss :((( and the OUTRO. she just lets it keep going..... lets us sink into the feeling. it's so perfect :(( it's anthemic and universal in all the right ways.... but it's mine<3 i've gatekeeped her<3

Wildfire

this song just works So well together... every part of it slots together so well. the sample that repeats almost the entire time.... perfect. it creates such a sense of simplicity and unity for the song. like every bit of it is feeling the same thing. the rhythms fit around it so perfectly too and it just loops so perfectly. this song doesn't even have a bridge! she is just what she is. it's the kind of genuine simplicity that's had to achieve. i've also misheard one of the lyrics as 'you can never do it again' since i first hear it which is absolutely just incorrect but i love it... because you can never do it again, you just gotta say what you wanna say no matter how simple. if you listen to this song it just saves you from all the bad thoughts ever... only hopeful happy thoughts<3 tho you're not allowed listen to it coz it's mine

if you got to the end MWAHHHHH. go listen to taeyeon and improve your life<3

[delightfuldevin]

Taglist!! (More tags to be added as needed)

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[having-conniptions]

Thoughts while watching The Hidden Character ep 9 under the cut

The pairs? I don't know... (see my other post)

Live on stage? Add more energy? This might be New's time to shine 🥳

Skin care ad! JJ putting moisturizer on Jet's face? They should have pushed that ship in ep 8, it's too late now

I hope Mio and Bump don't get too caught up in trying to show off their musical skills

JET AND NEW CHOSE THE SAME SCENE and it's a good one - I'm just sad no one has chosen a VegasPete scene

LMAO when they presented their ideas and Mile asked Copper to show some of his action skills - Mile's innocent smile while Copper and Ta start to panic I can't xD

Copper: "I think it would be better if I am Porsche" Apo: 🤣🙈 Mile: 😬

Apo telling MioBump "you're here to perform, not play music" HA I KNEW IT

Mile blushing when New talks about the balcony scene and Apo pointing it out xD

"It's a scene where Kinn wanted to give something important to Porsche." YEAH HIS D- *gunshot silences me forever*

Pond: "There's lots of emotions in this scene, one of them being longing. What else is there?" New: "There's also a love scene ☺️☺️" MileApo: 😬😐 Me: 🤦‍♀️ get it together you horndog

NewJet really just see that whole scene with the talk and everything as a lead-up to the love scene?? Not Pond actually having to remind them they have to go through all of the emotions of the scene and not focus on the love scene too much xD xD xD

"Don't think that love scenes are the most important. If KinnPorsche only had love scenes, people wouldn't like it. They would rather just watch porn" POND IS BEING SO SASSY AND I LOVE IT

I CAN'T WITH THIS WHOLE INTERACTION/PRESENTATION I'M LOSING MY SHIT EVERY TWO SECONDS- New just went "I could play Porsche because I have a lot of female and LGBTQ friends and I think I got that from them" and Mile deadass went "Do you mean the personality or something else? 🤨" HAHAHA his gaydar went off the charts I would guess and his face SENT ME

"I think there is a little femininity in me" baby you're a fruity lil drama princess with pretty eyes there is more than a little

And Pond just goes ding dong you are wrong

I think New is overthinking and overshooting again and getting lost in his little ideas

Omg Pond just put it so perfectly, New is trying to put the characters in boxes in order to understand/define them but that's not how it works bc they are more complex than that

Awwwww when New said he was kind of pressured in high school to be a bad boy when he just wanted to be his adorable self and Pond told him it was okay to be himself and he should ignore people who criticized him for being too adorable or feminine and then New was like "and that unlocked something in me" I WILL NEVER GIVE UP HOPE FOR THIS ADORABLE BABY LET HIM BE SWEET

[moved-to-cinnamon-phrog]

rank dhmis characters from favorite to least favorite?

:D Gladly! Sorry I took awhile my laptop was having a tantrum and didn't want to cooperate

O A T S

I love him so much he is the most complex and 5 dimensional character in the entire DHMIS series I loved that bit where he saved those orphans from a burning building.

2. Yellow Guy

Look at him. He is exquisite. He's made of nothing but sunshine and lemon easter peeps and his brain is made of candy-floss.

Fr he is my favourite, for multiple reasons which are very intricate and personal to my being and if I said them all you'd be reading for about five hours.

The main reason is because he's one of my favourite tropes concentrate.

I'm an absolute sucker for the type of charater that tries to make the best out of dark situations. He... tries. Maybe he's the way he is because he's just too stupid to understand, but I choose to beleive that he knows but... pretends he doesn't. At least a little bit.

Also his design is gorgeous. I never liked the colour yellow but now it's my favourite ^-^

Anyways he is litterally my Blorbo

3. Duck

My favourite lil' bitch. Skrunkly thang. Bastard.

What I like abt Duck is he's so widespread in his character.

Their like everyone's grumpy grandad, little old lady that knits you scarves for the winter, goofy uncle that lives in the woods with a shotgun and a bottle of whisky, sassy wine aunt, dad that reads the paper in the morning and has rthe worst dance moves ever, housewife mum from the fifties, little brother that wants you to look at his planes and moody big sister that wants you to gtfo of her room rn she's talking to Braydon shut up Braydons on the phone all in one.

He genuinely, desprately wants others to like him, to look up to him and see him as a friend. But they can never quite get there.

That's why they love anybody and everybody who loves them back, because not many do.

They're voice smells good also ^-^

4. Red Guy

He's only this far down bc he looks like a used tampon to me and I can't unsee it, so the other two I hold at a slightly higher pedastal bc of it.

He's the cool guy, laid back and sad, and I like his swag.

But he canonically hunts wales for sport and I don't have much to say about him really, I like Red but he's certainly not my favourite. That doesn'y mean I don't like him though.

5. Roy

Roy :) Worlds Worst Father. He has a cheese puff for a nose. He has contacted absolutely every sexually transmitted disease onto his person.

6. Colin

Con da puter ^^^^^^^^^

My favourite teacher methinks. He's much more goofy and I love that abt him. Unlike the others he just seems to want the trio to have fun, if in his odd little twisted way.

He's just a little narccisistic kid really. That nerd that had pokemon cards that thought he was fresh af for having all the shinys.

7. Tony

I love him sm I made a poem 'bout him:

Tony Tony

Macaroni

Pepperoni Pizzer

He likes traumatizing kids

I hope he never meets ya

8. Sketchbook

The gg scenecore Manic Pixie Dreamgirl Creepypasta loving brony.

9. Shrignold.

I hate to love him and I love to hate him >:3

10. Train

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ train

11. Lamp

This drunkard really just stumbled in absolutely piss-faced and got the teching job bc nobody could get rid of him.

12. Furry Boy and his crab <3

13. Steak

My friend calls him Meaty Gusteau.

14. Spinach can

I ran out of funny words I just think she's cool.

15. Bread Boy

Look at this face. This is the cutest lil thang. Look at his drums. He exeeds talent.

16. Fridge

Fridgy <33333 get away from me <333333333 ur scary <3333333333333

17. Micheal

Mah boy just needs some love :o'(

18. This Tree

19. This Stick

20. Wow look a piechart!

21. DIGITAL STYLE

22. DO A DIGITAL DANCING, AIN'T THIS JUST FUN?!?!?!?!

23. This bargraph I have no emotion for whatsoever.

Why do you exist.

24. Paula

25. Mean Steve.

Mean Steve is a fucking cunt he pissed on my fucking wife-

26. THIS FUCKING THING

Okay I love all the other characters but tHIS. This HEATHEN. I hate him. He invokes so much hatred in me you have no idea. I want to stomp on him. I want to set him on fire. I want both sides of his pillow to be warm.

Honorable mentions:

Shriggy's Lovecult, Mrs. Grenalds and the other weirdos in Clayhill, twin goblins Scaraboosh and Scaramoochie, The Pirate King, and whoever the fuck Jason is.