#my queen 🕸

[punkduncan]

I think @midnightontheearth was trying to let me know something when I brought Ollie down for breakfast with me this morning and saw all of this waiting for us. Still no idea what it could possibly mean…. 👻

[ciircex]

Oh my. :)c

"Oh my, the QUEEN OF HELL has at least seven bingos! If we mark down the free space." Let's fix that. "My, my... perhaps we should get DINNER sometime? My treat, of course."

[p1xiemeat]

Hi I’m 🔮༉‧₊˚🕸 Katie ਏਓ ∙ 🕷‧₊˚𖦹

my interests include: my interests include horror, dragons, elves, vampires, werewolves, faeries, sirens, skulls, alice: madness returns, skyrim, the legend of zelda, animal crossing, lord of the rings, game of thrones, house of the dragon, harry potter, anything fantasy related. halloween anime, twilight, twin peaks, ginger snaps, jennifer’s body, queen of the damned, charmed, buffy the vampire slayer, sabrina the teenage witch, supernatural, texas chainsaw massacre, silent hill, the shining, the crow, the munsters, oddities and anything macabre or strange, teeth, anatomy, video games, many forms of art, books, writing, comics, guitar, gloomy and rainy days, seahorses, jellyfish, and marine life in general, wolves, bats, sci-fi, goth and ethereal music, 90’s grunge, nu metal, mythology, abandoned houses, hiking, graveyards, flora & fauna, morbid science, 90’s fashion, witchy things, the colors purple & periwinkle, gothic architecture, kurt cobain/nirvana, alice in chains, mazzy star, the band HIM, korn, slipknot, acid bath, type o negative, evanescence, lana del rey, killswitch engage, rob zombie, deftones, the birthday massacre, mushroomhead, the cure, diva destruction, lacuna coil, cradle of filth, switchblade symphony, swords and other fantasy weaponry, crystals, potions, mushroom foraging, cosplay, psychology, true crime, lilies, orchids, poppies, cannabis, foggy forests, the pacific northwest, washington state, salem massachusetts, & so sooo much more✨

[ohbo-ohno]

But!!!! What if!!!! The Princess’ entire kingdom is a werewolf kingdom. And!!! And maybe the Princess is a vampire from her mother’s side. Then the Princess’ escape options are even fewer because she can’t go out in the sun. Maybe she even gets addicted to Simon’s blood because of how good it is but hates Johnny’s (says it tastes like a dog’s) - 🕸

oh spiderweb.... i love you...

vampire king and queen who keep the werewolf population oppressed in their kingdom, and their daughter the princess promises her werewolf guard she'll make changes when she gets into power - but vampires are immortal, so she's stuck waiting for some outside for to kill her parents so she can make real change

but then here comes ghost (wraith? dragon? demon? idk!) who does kill her parents, but he doesn't put princess in power, for obvious reasons.

but... he is making changes. even if johnny's loyalty is to the princess, she never could make real change and ghost definitely is. and he keeps asking johnny for advice on how to best help werewolves, so he really feels like he's actually helping

and princess fucking hates ghost. yes it's good that he's making things better for the wolves, of course, but also... everything gets worse for her. suddenly the entire kingdom is on a day schedule, so princess always feels like she's missing everything.

and ghost does this horribly annoying thing where he always acts like he's doing her a favor. yes she's missing all sorts of meeting with diplomats, but she needs her sleep and he can't restructure everything in the kingdom for one little vampire, can he? no, no, that wouldn't be fair! she'll just have to talk to ghost when she wakes up to catch up on everything she missed <3 johnny can even be there, to make her more comfortable if she'd like

and it would make it so easy for ghost to bring johnny to his side, because he can show him real tangible evidence of what good he's doing. things are getting better, and the proof is right in front of his face everyday that he sees his people freed from their leashes

also princess needing blood but hating johnny's :( johnny hates being fed off of because it goes against every animal instinct he has, but it also hurts his feelings that he apparently tastes like dog and that his favorite person in the world hates the way he tastes. ghost just sees an opportunity, though, and totally forces princess to drink exclusively from him

i like in the vampire diaries how when vampires don't drink enough blood they just slow down a lot and eventually become statues. let's imagine something like that here - princess trudging around all slow and sleepy and ghost just smirking, says oh? did i forget to give you breakfast, princess? i'm so sorry, why dont we fix that. c'mere, on my lap. and holds her real close, keeps a hand on the back of her neck to hold her in place

pulls her off when she tries to take too much :( grabs her by the hair and tugs her right off, smiles a little when she whines and tries to go for more. swipes his fingers over the blood, holds them in front of her mouth and nearly laughs when she licks desperately at each of his fingers to get every little drop

[elfwitchtrickster]

Wednesday preference: your name in their phone

Wednesday: The reason I got a phone 😋

You stole Wednesday's phone and changed your name to this. Wednesday would never admit you were the reason she started using her phone but you knew

Enid: Gorgeous baby!!! ❤️💛💚💜💙

Your name has a bunch of rainbow hearts so Enid always knows it's you, and can reply to you in 0.5 seconds

Xavier: My muse 🎨💝🖌

He loves painting and drawing you, whenever he's bored he'll doodle little pictures of you and leave them in your books or bag for you to find

Tyler: My latte lover ☕️😘💕

The first time you met him at the Weathervane you ordered a latte, and he's obviously remembered your order since

Ajax: Forever and always ❤️💓🥰

Ajax wants to marry you, he doesn't know what will happen but he doesn't plan on letting you go any time soon

Bianca: My Queen 💝👑💖

Self explanatory, she treats you like a queen cause she knows you deserve nothing less

[haihaihaitani]

Masterlist

Series = 🐼 / Reaction = 🦇 / Drabble = 🐜 / AU = 🏴‍☠️ / Song = 🎼 / Prompt = 🎥 / Word = 🎤 / Fluff = 🖤 / Angst = 🕸 / Suggestive = 🎱 / Ship = 🏁 / Unusual = 🕳 / Favorite = 🗝

Tokyo Revengers:

Manjiro Sano:

Them or Me 🐼🐜🕸️

Make Your Choice 🐼🐜🕸️

The Bucket List 🖤🕸

Ken Ryuguji:

Adrenaline 🎼🖤🗝

New Ink 🐜🖤

Keisuke Baji:

Vampire Boyfriend 🐜🖤🎱

1:23 AM 🖤

Bad Boy/Good Girl 🖤

Chifuyu Matsuno:

365 Days of Certified Cuteness 🐜🖤

4:46 PM 🖤🗝️

Takashi Mitsuya:

5:56 PM 🖤🕸️🗝️

Seishu Inui:

Kazutora Hanemiya:

He’s Mine Now 🐜🖤

Habit of Breaking My Heart 🕸🖤

Izana Kurokawa:

Kisaki Tetta:

Shuji Hanma:

Happy Wife, Happy Life 🏴‍☠️🎥🖤🗝️

Nope, Try Again 🐜🖤🕳🗝

Haruchiyo Sanzu:

High on Your Love 🐜🖤🗝

Ran Haitani:

Cheers to the Jukebox Queen 🏴‍☠️🖤🕸️🗝️

For a Wedding Cake 🐜🏴‍☠️🖤🕸🗝

Rindou Haitani:

Don’t Be Scared 🐜🕸🗝

Hajime Kokonoi:

Bad Day Protocol 🐜🖤🕸️

Most Girls 🖤🕸🗝

Shinichiro Sano:

Your Mess 🖤🗝️

Do I Look Okay? Part 1🐼🏴‍☠️🖤🕸

You Look Perfect Part 2 🐼🏴‍☠️🖤🕸

Wakasa Imaushi:

High School Makeout Session 🐜🖤🎱🗝

Taiju Shiba:

1:04 AM 🖤🗝

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[emily-mooon]

More 1980s Tumblr!

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I’m never going to get over the fact that THE DAVID BOWIE and QUEEN made a song together like omg my two faves teaming up to make the ultimate song is awesome!!!!!!!

🔁👨🏻anotheronebitesfollow

OMG SAME BESTIE FREDDIE AND BOWIE STOOD IN THE SAME ROOM AND MADE MUSIC IS SOMETHING THAT ME A FEW YEARS AGO WOULDN’T HAVE BELIEVED LIKE AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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💋robbiesmith follow

I’d like to think I’m a nice person

🔁🏜boysdocry follow

Didn’t you roast a smiths fan so hard they deactivated?

🔁💋robbiesmith follow

New year, new me

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That was a month ago

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NEW YEAR NEW ME!

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🌃iancurtisss

OMG WAKE UP JOY DIVISON/NEW ORDER GIRLIES NEW ALBUM JUST DROPPED

ALSO NEW MUSIC VIDEO FOR ATMOSPHERE LIKE IM NOT GOING TO SPOIL ANYTHING BUT IT MADE ME CRY JUST KNOW THAT

🔁🎸hookysbass

FUCK YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!

GONNA GO WATCH IT NOW AND ILL LET YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL AFTERWARDS

🔁🎸hookysbass

Update: I cried. Like full on sobs. Haven’t done that in years since

🔁💐new-bernie

Same guys same. I’m a mess

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I’m still crying at that last bit

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DONT REMIND ME STEPH😭😭😭😭😭

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Do you all want a hug? Especially @hookysbass cause girl what happened

🔁🎸hookysbass

Ian’s death happened

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YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT THOSE LONG AND GRUELLING THREE WEEKS HAPPENED THAT LONG AGO

YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT THE TWEET THAT BROKE US IS THREE YEARS OLD NOW?!

i think I’m going to throw up

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Show a Clash Stan this and they will tell you their deepest darkest secret

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STOP PLEASE NO MORE

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Hey guys guess how long it’s been now:

6 FUCKING YEARS!!!!!

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I want this man to kiss me passionately on the mouth:

🔁🕸 spellbndgrrl follow

Well I want her to step on me:

Yeah break my back with those black leather heeled boots 😍😍😍😍😍

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It’s always Robert Smith this and George Michael that, but where is the respect for the incredibly strange boys?

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🔁🐁talking-rats

It’s been years since I last heard the name David Byrne spoken on these hallowed grounds. He was once the king for us weridos but now he’s not and it makes me sad. Miss seeing that loser in his big suit everywhere on my dash

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[presidentlokis-hornyhelmet]

I felt like giving you ideas again since yes

All are Pavitr x Readers

Angst :: Basically, this one can be a little hard to right but like, if you know Hamilton, the song "Satisfied" / "Burn/First burn"

Fluff :: It's basically from Hamilton (lol) again but it's the song "Helpless"

Princess!Reader x Commoner!Pavitr :: YOU AND PAVITR SNEAKING OUT INTO THE FORESTS HOLDING HANDS AND BASICALLY SHOWING PDA WHILE YOU R DISGUISED SO PEOPLE DON'T RECOGNIZE YOU AS THE PRINCESS <33

@ Feel free to use these ideas <3

Write well my fav writer ♡♡

Princess and the Spider

🕸MASTERLIST🕷

Pairing: Commoner!Pavitr Prabhakar x Princess!Reader Summary: Pavitr and you sneak out into the woods, your secret spot. Lots of holding hands and basically showing PDA while you're disguised so no one recognizes you as the Princess Tags: Fantasy AU, Royalty, Secret Relationship, Lantern festival

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Deep brown skirt brushes against your feet as you run through the forest, the fabric swishing with your every move. The breeze is infrequent yet soothing enough under the scorching summer sun.

The empty jug in your arms feel heavy as you finally reach your secret place -the river bank- and lean down, filling the jug with water before you drink from it. Satisfied, you look into the moving waters to see your blurry reflection staring back at you. Dang, if your mother even got word of the state you’re in...

Tainted clothes, slippers, ungloved hands and in the wild without guards or handmaidens? Your mother, the Queen, will pracitcally have your head for it if she knew!

An echoing howl alarms you and you bunch up your skirt, ready to move, abandoning the stolen water jug as your feet hits the ground once again. Whatever beast chasing you maybe quick, but not as swift as you. Plus, you’ve brought your stiletto daggers just in case.

Perks of being a royalty.

“Careful, Princess”, a shadow swings from the air, coming to land behind you.

A smile pulls across your lips as you lower your weapon, blush rising to your cheeks. You’d know that voice in your sleep; the voice that never failed to make your heart flutter. 

He’s dressed in festive clothes today -a crisp red tunic and blue dhoti- and comes to stand before you, removing his decorative face mask. His radiant smile rivals a thousand stars; bright and energetic as if to illuminate the entire world. You’d even believe if he was the reason summers are hot.

“Meri jaan-“

“You’re under arrest!”, you announce and the next moment Pavitr becomes alert, raising his hands up in surrender. A hint of confusion dance in his cautious eyes, his confidence wavering. No.. you wouldn’t betray him like that..

You keep him at the edge of your dagger till you can contain it no longer. “For having amazing hair!”, you burst out laughing.

When realization dawns, he finally breathes a sigh of relief, shaking his head with a smile. How can Pavitr forget you’re the Queen of Pranks?

“Oh God, the look on your face!”, you say, pinching his cheeks as he playfully slaps your hands away.

He knows you won’t do that to him; In fact, you’d be the first to defend him.

Pavitr simply points to the notice pinned on the trees asking for The Spider’s identity in return for a thousand silver coins.

“Not even gold!”, he jokes, crossing his arms, “The King really is a miser.”

It was put up yesterday; not a good sign. You planned on doing something about it once you got back to the palace. Until then..

“Pavi..”, you drag sweetly, rubbing the sides of his arms in a soothing motion, “You promised me something yesterday. Remember?”

Pavitr’s face falls a little as he stutters, trying to deflect. “I, uh, the weather is too hot today, isn’t it?”

“No.” You huff and cross your arms, pulling away from him to sit by yourself on a log, pouting as you refuse to meet his face. 

“Meri jaan”, he begs in vain, “please understand, it would not be safe. Plus, you may not like it there. The town is dirty and smelly; especially too crowded today-“

“You said you’d take me to the fair! And I won’t talk to you until you do.”

The Queen used to lecture you that stubbornness is unbecoming of a Princess and would take you nowhere but they seem to work on Pavitr just fine. He sighs, shoulders sagging as he eventually caves in, shaking his head in playful exasperation.

“Has Your Highness tasted a panipuri before?”

Your grin is wide as you take his extended hand.

______

Squeals echo through the forest as he swings you through bridal style, his grip on your waist never faltering.

Hitting the ground at the edge of the thick woods, you’re quick to grab his hand and pull him towards the brightly lit festive town, skipping all the way uncaring of the dirt brushing against the hem of your once pristine dress. Mother would scold, but you know it’ll be worth it.

The fair Is as crowded as he rightly warned, but not much as you were accustomed to. The royal balls were even more populated, with desperate snobs trying to impress the upper class. This is way better compared to that.

The first thing to hit you is the festive ambience.

“FORTUNE! FORTUNE CALLS!'', a man yells. "IS THERE A BIG FORTUNE IN YOUR FUTURE? THE SEER ANSWERS, FOR ONLY THREE COINS!”

You eagerly drag Pavitr to the tiny stall -despite his protests that they are fake- and pay them a bronze, showing the old fortuneteller your palm.

“Oh! This is a royal hand!”, the elderly woman cries. You freeze in shock, sweating bullets. Have you been found out? It doesn’t help that the local guards are roaming the fair either.

Pavitr squeezes your other hand in reassurance, saying it’s just a metaphor for a readable palm -and, that they say this to those who seem to carry a heavy pocket. You snort quietly.

“Your bloodline will be filled with fortune-“, she says in an exaggerated voice, “-and a handsome Knight in a shining mask will come to your rescue!” She leans down to your ear in a stage whisper, “why, I bet, ‘tis the very lad  you’re with!”

Your cheeks instantly go pink and you shyly raise your eyes to meet Pavitr’s from under your lashes. He rubs his nape, blushing. “N-no.."

“Nuh-uh, don’t you dare lie to me, hero!”, the lady says and Pavitr goes red in the face. He drags you away, uncaring as to how many coins he pays her in haste just to leave the place quickly.

You laugh at his embarrassed face and pull him towards a face-painting stall.

He reluctantly agrees, instantly regretting it when the artist smears a fat blob of red across his features.

Pavitr gets the shock of his life when the artist hands him a mirror to see the outcome and lo, what does he see? His own alter-ego staring back at him with equal surprise. He is The Spider.

“Meri jaan!”, he whispers in alarm, tugging at your silk blouse, “people might find out!”

“No, they won’t”, you say, hooking your arm around his elbow as you walk him to a food stall. “Not today, atleast. Look!”

Indeed, all the children and young boys in the stall are waiting to be painted as The Spider. It puts a humble smile on Pavitr, a real, genuine one and he looks at you with eyes overflowing of love. Tears of awe gather in the corner of his orbs, which he blinks away rapidly; his love for you is beyond words.

A horn Is suddenly blown, signaling the time for the special event -everyone’s favorite part of the fair. You look around in confusion as people run hither tither, Pavitr leading you as you try to decipher what’s going on. Curious, you rise to stand on your tippy toes and peek over his shoulder.

Without warning, a handful of color powder is thrown on your face!

What the- Oh. They’re powdered dyes!

You giggle in understanding, finally catching up. Rushing to a nearby stall, you buy a pocket of green, yellow and orange liquid dyes while Pavitr buys blue, red and white -his signature colours- and aims them at you like a canon.

You mirror his stance. “It’s on, Spider!”

“Do your best, Princess”

SPLISH! SPLASH! SLPOTCH!

You’re the first to drench Pavitr in green, his face-paint mixing with the dye into a dirty brown. Squealing, you run as he chases after you with blue while all the colours of the rainbow fly over your head, thrown around by other people.

By the end of it, everybody is wet and unrecognizable yet ultimately happy. You share a laugh before everyone goes back to exploring the fair, preferring to enjoy the evening rather quietly.

After cleaning yourself up, Pavitr walks you around the fair buying you panipuri as promised, all the while holding your hand. You enjoy his arm around your waist, a comfortable weight as you press yourself closer to him.

Pavitr introduces you to his family -Maya auntie and Uncle Bhim- who greet you excitedly. His friends join and a bunch of cute little munchkins come up to you asking for a story.

“Do you know the story of the Princess and the Spider? Once there was a Princess, who lived in a big, big castle. But she was very lonely and had no friends. One day, while walking through her garden, she found a spider tangled in his own webs..”

Behind you, Pavitr leans against a tree smiling to himself, listening to you narrate the story of how you met. He patiently waits for you finish, watching you transfixed.

You guys share a shy smile after you’re done, cheeks tinting pink as you grab his hand. Pavitr excuses yourself, blushing furiously when Maya auntie sends him a knowing wink and tells him to “go enjoy his youth!”

They know he wants to have you all for himself.

_______

Lights are put up everywhere, the fair itself descending into a warm orangey glow. The evening turns invitingly chilly and you stop for a drink, fingers staying intertwined when a particularly colourful stall catches his eye.

You find yourself seated on a private boat as Pavitr rows, other couples rowing quietly past you. It slowly comes to a stop at the middle of the lake and you hold hands, lifting your head up to witness the sun disappear into the quietness of the young starry night together.

His thumbs rub soothing circles on the back of your hand. Water lanterns float around your boat, let onto the surface of the lake by those gathered, engulfing the water body in a soft dreamy glow.

So romantic.

Pavitr takes your hand in his and places a water lantern in your palms, the light illuminating your features. His eyes shine as they give you a once over, stunned by the angel before him.

And, in that moment, you couldn’t help yourself.

Pushing a strand of curly hair away from his face, you lean in. He watches with baited breath, frozen with pleasant surprise as your soft lips touch his in a firm kiss.

Your eyes flutter shut as you let the overwhelming feeling consume you, the world around you stops moving and time becomes insubstantial; the only thing you know, feel and breathe is each other.

Is this love or rebirth, you can’t tell. You’ve never felt so alive.

When you finally open your eyes, a thousand decades have passed. The world is brighter and lively, more colorful. You gasp as his lips chase yours, not willing to part so soon even though you’re out of breath.

Blood rushes to your cheeks when it dawns on you that this is both of yours’ first kiss! You chuckle, seeing his face heat up just like yours. Flustered, you let your head fall to rest against his palpitating heart. Oh, the woes of youth! 

Pavitr cups your hand and gently lowers the water lantern onto the surface of the lake, making it stay afloat.

Very belatedly you realize that the Queen, aka your mother, asked you be home by sunset. You’re here past your curfew! The royal dinner would’ve been over by now -the one you haven’t shown up to.

He rows you quickly back to the shore, but not before splashing some water on your face in jest. Pavitr and you giggle as he swings you bridal style to the palace, landing on your balcony just in time.

“Meri jaan..”, he stops you, presenting a rose, “this is for you.”

Your heart melts.

(He plucked that from your garden but nevermind; it’s the sentiment that matters.)

The gifts you receive as a Princess may be worth the world, but his sentiment is priceless. And that’s what truly commandeers your heart.

You give his cheek a goodbye kiss when the door is being brutally knocked upon, your maidens yelling on the other side that your mother is frantically searching for you. By the time the Queen opens your chamber door, Pavitr has thankfully disappeared.

“Good grief, Y/N dear!”, she cries, clutching her worried heart, “why did you not come for dinner? And, why are you so dirty!?”

The look she gives your dress is enough to make you cringe internally.

You shrug, feigning innocence. “I was just… painting, mother. Forgive me, I must’ve been enjoying it too much to notice the passage of time.”

The Queen shakes her head in exasperation and orders you to clean up, offering to send supper to your rooms instead. You glance out of your balcony as she fusses for new clothes in your wardrobe, looking back to the single red rose in the water jar.

Masked white eyes glimer under the moonlight, a giddy smile spreading across your face as you find them hidden amongst the darkness of your garden trees. He may have vanished from your sight, but he stays in your heart forever.

Your web-slinging Knight in shining eye-mask.

______

Hope you liked it <333

[writingrosesonneptune]

Find the Word Tag

It was a while ago, but 🕸thank you to @chauceryfairytales for the tag!🕸

My words to find were: Flat, Book, Brick, and Empty

Gently Tagging: @cowboybrunch @coutelier @acertainmoshke @michellekarnold and anyone else who'd like to jump in!

🔎Your words to find are: Step, Watch, Table, and Brush

These first three are all from Until Then [Pelican Queen prequel]

Brick

It had been nearly a month since they'd breached Niloufarian waters, and still, Ghost-Hand was unused to the harsh pendulum of temperature change that swung between day and night. It was worse aboard the ship, but out beyond the insulation of the capital's sheltering gardens and brick buildings, it was not much better.

Empty

"Bran," said the physician, already preparing a concoction at the long table, "what's ailing you at this hour?"

"It's my back again," Bran informed them cheerfully. He dropped onto an empty cot across from Ghost-Hand and spared his fellow patient a friendly wave.

Ghost-Hand did not return the gesture. He instead covered his eyes with a damp cloth and endeavored, mentally, to escape.

Flat

Marcello led her to a gathering of modest buildings at the edge of the city. He gestured grandly to a white stucco house with two rooms and three windows. It was separate from the two-story apartments and overgrown with weeds. A sprawling oleander leaned against the flat roof, its branches yawning strategically over one window.

Book [from the second book in the series]

Slight warning for mention of corporal punishment.

Han was curious to see what the jeweler crafted with the molten gold, but the others had dragged him along, not wanting to linger near the stall. He spent the rest of the afternoon assisting Z sell the bulk of their non-essential gear and haggling with the other vendors. It was as difficult pretending not to be interested in some of the wares being sold as it had when he'd gone to market for Lord Dol.

At least he no longer had to worry about getting smacked with Damion's account book if he accidentally spent more than expected. And meals at the inn were far more exciting than the usual egg and preserves rationed to Dol's workers. He even got to enjoy some kind of sweet bread before heading out for the day.

[tomegnome]

🖤Monster Lover Book Recs🖤

Were you, like me, gaslit by booktok influencers into reading Ice Planet Barbarians? You may be entitled to financial compensation. Call 1-800-blue-peepee for more information. Not really BUT!!! Below is a list of passable monster fucker books I discovered after spite reading like 30 of these after being utterly disappointed by IPB and hellbent on find some that were at least OKAY. Better than Ice Planet Barbarians, at least

The genre being what it is, make sure to check on the content warnings linked on TheStoryGraph if there's anything specific you're worried about. Also there ARE some lgbtqa+ books on this list (you’re welcome).

🕸🕷️Ensnared by by Tiffany Roberts🕷️🕸 I read this so long ago, and I can barely remember it tbh. A big alien spider monster finds a human woman that has crashed landed onto his planet and is like: FUCK this mammoth spider queen hottie who wants me to be her king, I want this gangly little blonde thing I fished out of a dirty hole. Ok. Sure. Pros: This author is committed to the art of monster fucking. This is not just like a guy but furry. Or a guy but scales. This is a big ass spider fucking a lady. And that’s beautiful. Cons: You know that “born sexy yesterday” trope? Because of the communication/cultural differences it kind of felt like they were both each other’s sexy baby. I didn’t really care for the characters or plot tbh, I just persevered because I just had to see how those crazy kids made it work. I was like, “seriously what are the mechanics?” Turns out: webs!

🚀🐱Engineering Fate by Alexis B. Osborne🐱🚀 Sasha tumbles through a wormhole into a part of space uninhabited by humankind--and instead inhabited by sexy cat men (yay). This one starts with the “captured by aliens” trope à la Ice Planet Barbarians, but it’s not a weird, uncomfortable sex thing (yay). Pros: I loved how active the main character was compared to the protags of this genre. She murders soooo many people. I was cheering out loud. Kill those birdmen, girlboss. Cons: Did not really care about the ML or the smut at all. But if you are into breeder kink--or were one of those kids with a huge crush on Simba growing up--then you are in for a treat.  FYI, if you read this and like it, do not read the next in the series. It’s NOT good.

🦖🪐Heart's Prisoner by Olivia Riley🪐🦖Communication specialist studies dangerous--but totally hot--alien prisoner of war “Asset X”. Pros: campy action scenes which I always enjoy. A dinosaur wreaking havoc on a space station in my sex book? More likely than you think., but the ML was fun and sexy. No “soul mates” or “that’s the mother of my child” stuff as far as I can remember, which is always a plus. Cons: The FL has as much personality as an Austin’s sandwich cracker (fyi: that’s the worst kind of sandwich character). 

🐊🔮She Came From The Swamp by Darva Green🔮🐊 She was a girl, she was also a girl--but also a Ukrainian Swamp monster--Can I make it any more obvious? Let me tell you. It is already a challenge to find passable heterosexual monster smut. Sapphic monster smut? Oh my god. But this is cute and good! Pros: adorable leads, relatively simple story that focuses on what we’re all really here for. Cons: sometimes they did it while the swamp monster was in human form, and I was like. Why?

☢️💀Soul Eater by Lily Mayne💀☢️ Post-apocalyptic setting, but also there’s interdimensional portals that have appeared on all over Earth that aliens pour out of it. Aliens ranging from cute critters to blood thirsty monstrosities to shredded gay monster hotties. A supernatural monster dubbed “Soul Eater” slaughters a battlefield of men--leaving only a single soldier. What does the mysterious killer want with Danny? Pros: A bonkers plot with lots of action and violence? Check. A seemingly cold and scary love interest that is actually super soft and protective? Check. An author brave enough to actually write weird monster dick instead of just being like, “it’s big and blue!” Cons: having read a few books in this series the huge lack of meaningful female characters and non-white characters throughout is a bummer. 

[nightshade-and-frogs-breath]

I myself am entirely made of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

basic info about me:

@taking-whats-not-yours -> @for-the-throat

names: Crybaby/Theory/Wirt/Victor/Wylan/Jesper/Spike/Ellis/Auggie/Barr-el/Lock/Orpheus/Seth (Vic, Theo, or Vicky are okay too :) )

nonbinary- he/they/blur

sexuality: probably aroacespec I don’t fucking know at this point 💀

I do have a writing specialty (aka my guilty pleasure), which are sickfics and whump, most of the time for specific characters.

!!Please note that I am a minor!!! (so y’know don’t be weird)

the dni criteria is pretty basic (dni if you’re ableist, racist, homophobic, etc.)

cringe culture is not a thing, fuck that

sideblogs, because I get bored: @seths-still-talking-somehow (main sideblog), @sankta-inej-the-pirate-queen (Inej themed sideblog) @kazbrekkers-left-eyelash (Kaz-themed sideblog), @a-sacred-ash-tree (Matthias sideblog) @i-kinda-like-your-stupid-face (Jesper sideblog) @the-queen-of-mourning (Nina sideblog), @not-all-poisons-have-an-antidote (Wylan sideblog)

some of my awesome amazing oh-so-talented mutuals!!!- @sorebelflower , @aestophobia , @willsperotruther

some of my interests:

Six of Crows

Bungou Stray Dogs (current hyperfixation)

Hadestown

Ramshackle

(things I’m still interested in but less interested)

ENA

The Stanley Parable

Ride the Cyclone

BSD RP blogs I run:

Kenji Miyazawa ( @undefeated-by-the-storm )

Ace ( @my-madness-lieswithin-thesecards )

Poe (17) ( @black-cat-inthe-ruemorgue )

Akutagawa (BEAST) ( @dont-chase-the-beast )

Spade (OC) ( @seventh-of-trades )

Ethan (Spade) (OC) ( @third-in-the-deck )

Royalty AU Spade ( @shovel-and-arrow )

Eloise Lucian ( @get-necromanced )

Preschool AU Eloise (4) ( @itty-bitty-necromancer )

Circus AU Yosano ( @the-magician-is-in )

Media Industry AU Dazai ( @just-take-the-photo-mackerel )

Stageplay Kunikida ( @doppo-idealist-poet )

asks are always open!!

Tags:

vic’s reblogging again: basically what it sounds like lol

vicky’s being emo again: vent/rant tag

vicky answers: answering asks!

victor’s dumb thoughts: stuff that I talk about

eye boy 🧿, connie candy 🍬, dark jade 🧷, stargazer ⚰️, finley 🕸: mutual tags

DONATION LINKS:

https://gofund.me/bc721399

[punkduncan]

There are 365 days in a year, and yes, I get to celebrate you on all of those other 364 days @midnightontheearth but today especially is the day where I get to spoil you rotten even though you tell me not to and show you just how much you really mean to me, my beautiful, vivacious, forever partner in crime.

It seems cruel that we’ve had to spend the majority of the year apart but there was no way I was ever going to let anything keep me away from my clinging koala soulmate on your most special of days this time 🖤 You make every room you enter light up in ways you don’t even realise but I see it. Lift everyone around you up with your generous and caring spirit. You are the Queen of my heart. My spitfire of a dream girl. You make every day better when you’re in it and there will never be enough words for me to properly express how I feel about you, babe and how much you inspire me each and every day that we’re together but I’m trying to today. Even in my wildest dreams I could never imagine myself being this lucky to land someone as passionate and stubborn crazy talented as you are. Not only are you my world but you’re Oliver’s world too and I know if he could he’d be wishing you a Happy Birthday right along with me right now too and thanking you for being the wonderful mom to him that you are. You’re our world, baby girl and this day especially and every day that comes after it I want to give you the world in return.

So HBD from your Scoundrel. Never stop raising hell with me 🖤

[morimyth]

Spider Queen's Grace Shawl Commission for Howl.

Pattern is free to test if you can read my galaxy brained yarn witch notes. If you do try it out, lmk how it goes~

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{[ ko-fi.com/morimyth ]}

[liveby-thesword]

ABOUT ME! 🖤🕸🦇👽🕷

welcome! i post archives and shitposts n such

you can call me “a” i guess??? (literally just the first letter of my name)

i’m bi 🦄🦄🦄

i’m extremely insane and not normal about 2001 new jersey founded american rock band my chemical romance

also going thru a crazy black veil brides era rn

i love music (if you couldn't tell)

my favorite bands:

- MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

- PIERCE THE VEIL

- SLEEPING WITH SIRENS (seeing them in september!)

- BLACK VEIL BRIDES

- TALKING HEADS

- FALL OUT BOY

- PANIC! AT THE DISCO (pref. pre split 😔) (rip ryan ross)

- PARAMORE

- A DAY TO REMEMBER

- PALAYE ROYALE

- GREEN DAY

- TYPE O NEGATIVE

- DANZIG

- THE FALL OF TROY

(AND MANY MANY MANY MORE)

i love concerts (DUH)

heres all the concerts i’ve been to:

PIERCE THE VEIL (with L.S. DUNES, DESTROY BOYS, AND DAYSEEKER)

THE CURE

QUEEN

IM SEEING:

SLEEPING WITH SIRENS

SISTERS OF MERCY

(best believe i have a goddamn concert bucket list)

(and yes i SOBBED when mcr announced the WWWY date and i realized i couldn't go)

AAAAAAAANNNNNYYYYYYYYWWWWWWAAAAAAYYYYYSSSSSS………

i like movies!!!

favorite movies:

- THE CROW

- HEATHERS

- SAW

- AMERICAN SATAN

- THIRTEEN

- NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD

- WILDTHINGS

- DONNIE DARKO

- SCREAM

i don't know what else to add about me!

hope you found some interest in my interests

here is an underground song i enjoy: :)

[dovethewhiteswan]

About me ౨ৎ⋆ ˚｡⋆

𝄞 My name’s Lee

4teen

she/her

I adore……….

♡ Color: pink  ♡ Scent: ari eau de parfum   ♡ Food: raspberries, strawberries and cream   ♡ Brands: miu miu, chanel, dior, milk, too faced, pink, brandy melville, sanrio ♡ Musicians/Bands: lana del rey, lamp, mitski, deftones, slipknot, slowdive, the smiths, TXT ♡ Songs: tried of singing of the blues (lana del rey), summer of sam (lana del rey), rosemary (deftones, ♡ Movies: girl interrupted, black swan, scream 1-4, 10 things I hate about you, disney’s descendants, mean girls, the princess diaries, the perks of being a wallflower ♡ TV shows: scream queens, scream MTV series, gilmore girls, shameless, skins, victorious, icarly, sam and cat ♡ Celebrity crushes: rory culkin, huening kai, finn wolfhard, ross lynch, skeet ulrich, johnny depp

The tiny details ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──

I enjoy playing roblox, baking, reading, watching horror movies, shopping for new clothes, going to the mall, autumn, winter, earmuffs, uggs, starbucks frapes, listening music, rain, snow, going to the beach, converse, and 2000s/2010s movies. I play soccer and archery. I hope we can be friends !!! 🕸-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈

[getacluu]

Arachnica is back

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I’d like to talk a little more about my OC, Arachnica

Arachnica seems older than Barnaby. Mainly because she somewhat met her end in the Middle Ages.

I wish Arachnica’s voice to be Tarja Turunen

She usually speaks Finnish. But speaks English when she has to. 🇫🇮🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Quotes (I used Google Translate, so I can’t guarantee if they’ll be correct)

“Kuka uskaltaa häiritä uniani?” • Translation: “Who dares to disturb my sleep?”

“Kuolevaisten pitäisi tietää paremmin kuin riistää kuningattarelta kruunu!” • Translation: “Mortals should know better than to rob a queen of her crown!”

“Pieni vuohi? Miten ihanaa!” • Translation: “A little goat? How lovely!”

“Do you like my web? It’s made with the deepest, darkest desires of my hosts.”

“‘Get out’? And leave all that I have accomplished? Ei! I have better plans!” • “Ei” means “no” in Finnish, btw.