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tinyvampire · 2 years
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fuck! :)
(venting in tags abt transphobia & depression, read with caution love u besties)
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deityofhearts · 1 year
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one of the fun things about my life being a neverending nightmare is that it has given me tons of joke material
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mitangmyoui · 2 years
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bestie i am ALSO kicking my feet rn
sorry for getting back to u a bit late, i was just super excited that u answered but i couldnt find time to respond, but here i am!!
oh goodness i hope it didnt seem like there was pressure to write it, but im really really glad u want to rewrite it. im genuinely so so honored that my ask made u want to rewrite it
and yessss mitski reference for the win!!
honestly there wasnt much i wanted to see in that fic beyond what comes next!! i want to see mina bond with all the other girls and finally learn to be accepted and loved without expectation, i want to hear about the rest of the girls and how they ended up in that house together, their backgrounds and everything like that. i also would like to hear about what nayeon meant when she was telling mina that she'd been there (referring to mina's suicide attempt or at the very least her bad mental state i think), is that what brought her to jihyo?? idk im just wondering outloud, i could be very wrong but i'd still be very excited to see it!!
and omg i must've been so out of it in my first ask bc i didnt even mention that they lived at 2129!! like!!!! 2129 is probably like one of my all time favorite twice songs!!!! i absolutely adore it when au fics just slip in little references like that its EVERYTHING to me
but yeah there wasnt anything in particular id like to see changed or anything like that lkjsdklfls sorry if thats not helpful but i promise id be very happy to see the story go wherever it's headed!! and i said this before but i really love neurodivergent mina and honestly neurodivergent twice in general, thats part of why that fic touched my heart so much, i'd love to keep seeing that too!!
i hope this isnt...unhelpful?? im just very excited is all, and i really love the fic as it is too, with all its ups and downs and little references and jokes, so whatever you choose to do with the rewrite will be perfect
speaking of jokes-
i was giggling so much at the part where jeongyeon calls tzuyu a garbage disposal and mina is confused that they insulted her that i screenshotted it and sent it to my sister IT WAS SO FUNNY I LOVED IT
but thank you!! a million times over thank you!! im really looking forward to it, but please take care of yourself too!! just know that ill be here, ready to cheer you on when you're ready to share the fic again!!
take care, thanks!!
You take care as well, anon :)
Honestly, I don't know how faithful I'd be to the original in the rewrite, I don't remember a lot of it since it was so long ago and there are some things from the get-go that I'd like to change.
You definitely are not unhelpful! You actually refreshed a few of my memories and brought me out of my writing slump.
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otptings · 3 years
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Life Goes On
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→Idols: Wong Kunhang & Xiao Dejun
→Requested: Yessss Hi!!! I’m a new follower and literally fell in love with your writing ^o^ May I request an angsty right person at the wrong time scenario with either Xiaojun or Hendery, thank you!
→Genre: Right Person Wrong Time, angst, fluff
→Word Count: 2.7k+
→Warnings: self degradation, implied cheating, Hendery's an asshole, Xiao's a savior, kinda self indulgent (apologies)
→Synopsis: Life's not far. You either have to learn how to swim or drown in your own misery.
→A/n: I honestly surprised myself when I finished this cause I'm actually behind on a couple requests but I really enjoyed writing this. I hope you enjoy reading this, and if you did please like, reblog or donate to my Ko-Fi in my bio. Requests are open for NCT, Enhypen, SVT, and Treasure.
Life isn’t fair, and it isn’t always right. Things don’t end the way you want them to, and no amount of begging or wishing or sacrificing will change fate. So you can only sit there, watch as life moves on without you in it. You either learn how to swim or drown in your own misery.
You swam.
Wong Kun-Hang, you’re child-hood bestfriend. The two of you met long ago. Back when the biggest problems were early bedtimes, or begging your parents for the newest toys. When scraped knees and torn tights were a constant part of your life. In the 2nd grade when he was the new kid, you were too nervous to talk to him so you gave him a special Valentine’s Day card, the one with the carton fish with the really funny joke on it that made you giggle while you were placing various heart stickers on it, accompanied by two pieces of candy instead of one. One of your parents had helped you sign it specially with your name, not just your initials. Although it was scribbled it was still readable. You were nervous walking up to his desk, fixing your school uniform as best you could before shyly handing it to him, trying to hide the heat that was rising in your cheeks and ears.
“Hi.” Kun-Hang looked up at you, a look matching yours on his face. You saw his paper bag for his cards was bare, Kun-Hang covering the front of it in the teacher’s cursive due to him not having time to decorate it. It was empty, devoid of any Valentines, and he hadn’t brought any to give out so he didn’t even have his own. It was sad compared to yours, filled almost to the brim with cute cards and candy.
“Hi.” Hendery’s voice was almost a whisper. He wasn’t prepared for anyone to talk to him, he had only been in your class for a week and hadn’t had enough time to make friends.
“I want to be your friend. Here’s a Valentine’s card.” Where you ignored the heat in your cheeks it was obvious to see Kun-Hang’s awkward smile adorning his face as his cheeks glowed a light red. It was too late to back down now, so you thrust the card out towards him and watched as he timidly took it before sending him a bright smile and scurrying off to your desk, the teacher’s voice telling the class to calm down.
You looked towards the teacher, patiently waiting for their instruction while Kun-Hang only looked at you, awe in his eyes while replaying the moment you walked up to.
Years have gone by since that fateful day that you handed him the card and declared that you wanted to be his friend and you’re still just as close. The day after Valentine’s Kun-Hang stayed by your side faithfully, sitting beside you at lunch and playing with you and your friends at recess. At first he was still awkward, not knowing just where he fit into your life, but everytime you held your hand out to him or handed him a spare cookie from your lunchbox he got a little more comfortable until you were connected at the hip.
As the friend group gradually grew smaller due to everyone else moving away or transferring schools, you and Kun-Hang stayed together, evolving into something more than just childhood best-friends. Shared cookies turning into something else just as sweet, innocent pecks when you thought no one else was watching, holding hands having a new meaning when he pulls you under the bleachers of your high school during your share P.E. class to hold you close  as he whispers his feelings for you. He was your perfect love story, your first and only boyfriend. Even now at 20, watching him live his dream life as an idol you still have the same feeling from the first time you met him, that bashful shy feeling as you watching him smile on stage and during fanmeets. The pretty diamond ring on your finger glinting in the various strobe lights they use for their concert, a comforting weight that makes your heart flutter when you think about the day that the two of you will get married.
Life always throws a wrench into pretty plans don’t though.
“It’s just not working out with her.” Confusion filled your mind hearing Hendery’s voice through the phone. Calling out his name gave you no answer. “She’s so clingy, she refuses to back off and give me any space.”
“Aren’t you getting married?”
“I don’t think I can go through with it. I don’t want to leave her at the altar though.”
“I thought you guys were perfect for eachother? Haven’t you been together since middle school?”
“I know, I know. I don’t think I ever liked her in that way. She’s my only relationship but I just don’t see her in that light. She’s more like an annoying little sister than a girlfriend.”
“You’re a fucking douchebag Hendery.”
“I know. She really loves me, but I don’t think I ever saw her romanctically. She was the only option. I really don’t want to ruin the friendship, but I don’t love her.”
You don’t remember hanging up the phone. Or sending him the message.
You accidentally called me, you don’t have to be miserable just to make me happy. I’m sorry I couldn’t be good enough for you.
I didn’t want you to find out this way. I really do like you, you’re my best friend.
But you don’t love me the way that I love you
I’m sorry.
Don’t be sorry. Goodbye Hendery.
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Hendery couldn’t ignore the smile that grew on his face, the heavy feeling over his chest lifting.
“What happened to you? Why are you so happy?” Ten questioned while chewing on the cookie he stole from Kun, slight concerned at how over the span of a half hour Hendery’s expression could go from forlorn over the thought of the wedding to ecstatic as he jumped up from the couch, staring at his phone that was clenched tightly in his hand.
“She broke up with me.” His smile grew impossibly bigger while Xiao’s face dropped. “I accidentally called her while we were talking and she said we don’t have to be together.” If Hendery wasn’t so busy cheering about his new found freedom he would’ve felt how the tensions rose in the room, or saw how Xiao looked at him with disgust as he slid his engagement ring off of his finger and tossed it on the coffee table. As if it meant nothing to him.
“So you used her?” An uneasy silence settled over the room while Yangyang made a quick exit, not wanting to witness anything. Hendery’s smile swiftly disappeared at Xiao’s accusatory tone. “And you’re celebrating your ‘freedom’ while she’s heart broken?” A cold chuckle punctuated his statement.
“I didn’t mean for her to overhear the conversation. But she broke up with me. If she’s hurt it’s her fault.” Hendery tried to plead his case, looking around at his other groupmates that were present but they refused to meet his eyes, all sharing Xiao’s sentiments on the situation. “I never wanted her to fall in love with me.”
Xiao couldn’t ignore the way that his fist shook hearing Hendery say that. He was already angered hearing how casually Hendery talked about his lack of feelings, no remorse evident in his voice. Clenching his jaw to hide the obscenities and curses that he wanted to spout on each of Hendery’s weekly rants about your relationship. But hearing just how casually he used you and didn’t care, that was Xiao’s last straw.
“So you fucking used her, and are now blaming it on her?” The room went stilent and the tension was so thick that you could cut it with a knife. Xiao walked closer to Hendery, crossing the coffee table that kept them separated. Then he threw the first punch.
No one was expecting it, hearing the crack when Xiao’s fist connected with Hendery’s nose. Hendery didn’t have time to recover enough to retaliate before Lucas was picking Xiao off of his feet and hauling him out of the room. “Fucking stay away from her or I’ll fucking kill you.”
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Xiao knew that it was stupid to fall for you, even dumber since you were head over heels in love with Hendery, someone who didn’t deserve even an ounce of you. He knew that you would never see him in that light, naively hung up on Hendery, so he did the next best thing. Become your friend.
Sure, he knew that he was only a rebound, only truly talking to you whenever Hendery was too busy - ignoring you - to entertain you, so you turned to Xiao. He knew that there was never way you would love him the way that he loved you, but he didn’t care. He’d be whatever you wanted him to be, even if it was perpetually stuck pining after you.
That’s the only explainable reason as to why he snuck out of the dorm after receiving the text from you.
I need you Dejun
It wasn’t hard to leave the dorm, Sicheng and Ten were too busy worrying about Hendery’s nose and if it was broken or not. All Xiao had to do was slip out of the front door. He didn’t bother asking the manager for a ride, walking would do just fine. Your apartment wasn’t too far from the dorm, there was no sweat off his back. Until the clouds broke open and it started to rain profusely when Xiao was only a block away from your apartment.
That explains why you answered the frantic knocking at your door to be met with a soaking wet Xiao, hair plastered to his forehead from the rain and shirt appearing like a second skin.
“What the hell happened? Come in, hurry.” Moving to the side you quickly pulled Xiao inside, feeling guilty at the way that he shook from the cold.
“It rained a little bit.” Despite the pain in your chest, and your eyes burning from the amount of tears that you had shed you couldn’t help but giggle.
“That’s an understatement. I’ll get you a towel and some clothes so you can change.”
Twenty minutes later the two of you were awkwardly facing eachother. You’ve never truly hung out by yourself, the boys were always a buffer between the two of you. The teddy bear that you were clutching against your chest being the only thing to separate you, your light pink blanket seeming almost childish with Xiao sitting on it. The gigantic hoodie that you stole from your brother draped over his frame, almost drowning him in the sheer amount of fabric.
“Are you okay?” He was the first to break the silence, eyes finally meeting yours and softening out of compassion. The sight of him pitying you caused the tears to prick at your eyes, glancing down while you absentmindely played with the fraying ends of the blanket.
“Why would I be? Hearing that my fiance didn’t love me. I was a burden to him our whole relationship. An annoying little sister.” Letting out a joyless chuckle at the irony of it all, a fiance that saw you as a little sister. You hadn’t realized that warm tears were falling down your cheeks, darkening the light pink fabric where they hit, littering it with drops of magenta. “How was I so stupid? I should’ve seen it comer when he started staying at the studio later and later when there was no comeback. Was he even staying at the studio? Was there someone else?” You looked up at Xiao, trying to blink away the blurry vision to find any answer for the questions you desperately asked. Xiao’s hand came up to cup your cheek, wiping the tears away. The sweet motion caused you to let out a sob, launching yourself into Xiao’s arm.
Xiao’s arms wrapped around you, pulling you onto his lap. You couldn’t be bothered to feel awkward or uncomfortable at the strange position, only burying your face into the hoodie and letting your tears soak the fabric. Xiao sighed, biting back his own emotions as he listened to you choke on your sobs, feeling your body shake with every wretched wail that left your mouth. All because of Hendery. If it weren’t for you clutching onto the fabric of the hoodie so tightly that it could rip out of fear of Xiao leaving he might’ve gone back to the dorm and broken Hendery’s jaw.
“He never deserved you.” Swallowing to hide the way that his voice attempted to crack Xiao continued, “ You are the sweetest, loveliest, gentliest, and purest person that I have ever met in my life. You care for everyone and everything no matter how small or significant they may seem. You loved Hendery with your whole heart, and he didn’t deserve to ever see that side of you.” Your sobbing had dissolved into meaningless sniffles, eyes still wet with tears as you listened to Xiao’s words.
“He’s the only person I’ve ever loved. I thought he was the one.”
“He wasn’t right for you. You’ll meet someone who is.” Xiao bit back the confession that he desperately wanted to say. He knew it wasn’t the right time. The two of you sat in a comfortable silence until the sounds of your stomach grumbling caused Xiao to sadly move you from his lap so that he could order the two of you food.
The silence remained even as the two of you ate, quietly munching as the ramen noodles brought a warmth back to you, hands shaking slightly from the after-cry headache that plagued you. Xiao grabbed your empty containers and bottles, throwing them away before appearing in your doorway again, wet clothes now wrapped in a bag.
“It’s pretty late. I’m going to go home.”
“You can stay. If you want.” The silence between the two of you was no longer comfortable.
“I’ll stay.”
If only you knew just how long he would.
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“I’m so proud of you baby.” You whispered in his ear as he carried you back to the bedroom, adrenaline from WayV’s most recent win still coursing through his veins, if the way that he unlocked the front door and picked you up had anything to say about it.
“Owe it all to you. Always supporting me.” Both of you giggled as he hovered over you, hands on either side of your head while yours ran down his back, before tugging at the bottom of his sheer shirt, prompting him to take it off and throw it on the floor.
“Technically you started this two years ago by staying.” Xiao rolled his eyes before leaning down, placing a sweet kiss on your lips, barely giving you enough time to savor it before he was pulling away. Poking your lips out Xiao obliged, placing one, two, three more kisses before pulling away.
“I’m in love with you.” This wasn’t the first time he’s said it, but this confession made you burn from the inside out all the same. Heat rising up your neck all the way to your ears while butterflies pranced around in your stomach. Xiao’s eyes held the exact same emotion that they had two years ago when you asked him to stay that you now had a name for. It was pure adoration, and devotion. Love in simpler terms.
“I’m in love with you too.” Tangling your fingers into his hair you pulled him down into another kiss, a searing one deeper than the previous ones you had shared. His hand coming up and cupping your jaw caused you to pull away from the kiss, a bright smile on your face as you whispered two words that caused Xiao to kiss you until the both of you had to pull away for air in fear of suffocating. “Thank you.”
Sometimes, the right one get’s away to let a better one in. Thank you Hendery, you taught me how to love so I could love Xiao properly.
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Nice Guys Finish Last
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Weiss stands anxiously outside of Winter’s room, knocking on the door. It’s pretty late at night but she hopes her sister is up. There’s something she needs to get off of her chest. Several minutes pass before Winter opens the door. Her hair is a little messy and her body is covered by a silk robe.
Winter:Weiss? It’s almost midnight.
Weiss:I know, and I’m sorry if you were sleeping but I have a confession. Jaune and I are....sorta together. Sorry I hid that from you.
Winter:What!?
Weiss:Now I know what you’re thinking, but believe me when I say he’s more than he appears to be. Sure he’s a regular person, but what’s wrong with that. Simple isn’t boring. It’s refreshing when everything in my life feels so detached from the norm!
Winter:Weiss-
Weiss:I understand you probably need convincing so do what you must, but it won’t change my mind. I’ll date him even if you disapprove! That being said, please support my decision. I don’t want-
Winter:Weiss!!!
The younger sister jumps from the shout. Winter stares into her eyes with such neutrality that it’s impossible to gauge the situation she’s in. Weiss watches Winter slowly grab the door and open it wider. Weiss assumed it was an invitation in. That was until she saw a shirtless, no pants wearing Marrow a few feet behind Winter. Fortunately he was wearing boxers but that didn’t stop Weiss from turning red. His hair was weighed down from dampness and sweat glistened off his bruised, miltary trained body. Weiss refused to check out his package and slowly turned back to her blushing sister. Now that Weiss was looking closely, Winter had a few bruises too.
Winter:There’s nothing with a nice, normal guy. Congratulation.
Weiss:....
Winter:What?
Weiss:Isn’t this against some kind of code?
Winter:One, he doesn’t report to me. Two, there’s nobody in my room right now, understand? You woke your big sister up from sleeping. Also number three, no one will believe you anyways.
Marrow:I barely believe it.
Weiss:I....wow. No offense but, why him?
Winter:He makes me laugh. I bet you understand that feeling in regards to Jaune, right? *smiles*
Weiss:Yeah, I do. Well I guess I’ll let you get back to....is it racist to doggystyle?
Marrow:In this situation? No.
Weiss:Ah, think I learned too much just now. Have a nice night.
Winter:You too.
The door closed quickly and Weiss just stood there, rationalizing the events that just took place. That was interrupted by the flirtatious giggling. Not only did she not know Winter could giggle, but knowing why she was giggling made Weiss move as fast as Ruby. Better to leave before she hears something she really wants no business hearing. She left not a moment too soon.
The sounds of giggling had stopped as Winter’s lips pressed against Marrow’s. The loose fabric that draped over her body slid back down to the ground where it was before Weiss’s intrusion. The older Schnee welcomes the feeling of her secret lover’s hands squeezing her ass while her tongue hungrily explored Marrow’s mouth. His hands turned her body around and playfully pushed her back to the bed.
Winter laughed seductively at Marrow’s eagerness. “Relax, we won’t get interrupted this time. She got down on her hands and knees, dipping her upper body and wiggling her ass to him. Winter looked over her shoulder, blush deep on her face. She was glad to Marrow’s boxers were already off and the feeling of his aching cock already pressing into her pussy. The way it rubbed up and down her slit and hit against her clit was more than enough for Winter to push her hips backwards to get what she clearly wanted. “Don’t you dare tease me.” She moaned. A hand grabbed her waist and jerked her back hard, spearing herself onto Marrow’s six inched cock in one go. “Ahhh! Ffffmmmmm~”
It felt like tension left her body. Weiss might’ve joked about it but doggie was Winter’s weakness. As easy as it would be to straddle Marrow and make him obsessively moan her name as she rocked his dick and make him fall victim to worshiping her sexy body, Winter wanted to be the one screaming. Marrow’s second hand finally grabbed her waist and the young man’s hips started to crash into the cushion that was Winter’s ass. Running juices from her entrance made access to her womb extra easy, as well as coated her in thighs and a thick shaft with creamy discharge. Winter felt Marrow hunch over body while maintaining his jackhammer-like thrust; his hands moved to her sizable breasts and began kneading them like dough.
“Aaaahhh~ Yessss! Just like that!” The overwhelming pleasure made Winter drop her head down and let her body simply experience Marrow. She could feel her own pussy quiver and cling to him with every thrust that threatened to make her scream. Still, Winter had some pride. If it wasn’t for that, then she’d confess to feeling like a bitch in heat, lusting to be filled. As much as she wanted to fully express those feelings, Winter just couldn’t bring herself to act like that completely. Not like Marrow didn’t realize the sentiment with how much she was moaning. His fingers clamped down on her erect nipples and Winter felt her entire body tense. Sharp inhales were sucked through her teeth and she knew Marrow could feel just how tight she had gotten around his swelling cock.
“Oh? You like it when I touch you roughly? How naughty for a specialist.”
“Shut up!” Winter mewled. Trying to look imposing in this situation was impossible, yet she tried anyways. She could hear Marrow chuckle huskily at her. “You’re..ah! The worst!” She whined. Her body finally gave out and Winter came, hard. The stern woman bit down on her sheets and wailed as her orgasm drowned her in pressure. She could feel Marrow quickly pull out from behind her, then paint her backside with his searing hot seed. The two breathed heavily, remaining in their lustful position the entire time. Winter looked back to see Marrow catching his breath as he stared at body. “Enjoying the view?”
“It’s the best in Atlas. How could I not?” Marrow half joked. He doubt he’d see a sight better than this. “Ready for round two?”
“Only if you can handle it.”
“Winter....” Marrow slid back into herb and reached for her arms, pulling them back and leaving her nothing to gain leverage. “Let me show you what it means to really fuck like an animal. Tonight I’m in heat, and you’re my bitch.”
Winter could feel the blood rush to her face and her body respond to the crude statement by gripping down on his shaft harder. Pride crumbled away as Winter bit her lip in anticipation. “Fuck me like a bitch then.” A sudden and strong thrust of Marrow’s hips into her made Winter yelp. Again and again he pounded into her and made her ass shake from the impact. Winter could already feel her knees buckle and orgasm build up inside herself. This was gonna be a long night for her. Briefly, Winter couldn’t help but wonder, were all nice boys like this in bed? Surly her sister wouldn’t be a person to go for this type of rough intimacy.
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“Aaah! Harder baby!” Weiss moaned, letting her petite frame become over taken by Jaune’s hands as leaned back into is lap; begging for his lips to grace her neck as he continued to thrust straight up into her heated core. “Gods, you feel so good!” She brought his hand downward to her clit and he began to rub it for his princess. Weiss couldn’t stop from squirming and panting from the pleasure of being played with so hard. Her left boob was trapped by Jaune’s calloused hand and his head rose from her neck to nibble on her ear. All of this was mere icing on the cake to go with the feeling of being split apart a throbbing cock that made Weiss thankful to be her size. It felt as if she was gonna split apart with how full he made her .
Jaune listened to the moans and cries of his girlfriend, who was far more excited than usual. “What’s got you so pent tonight? He grunted as his pace picked up. A jerk move on his part. Jaune knew Weiss wouldn’t be able to answer. All she could do is lay on his body and pant like a dog as her pussy took a pounding. Her beautiful eyes were shut tight and face was beat red, still Jaune was in love with her beauty and stole her lips. Something Weiss loved. She happily returned the same frenzy of emotion as they stole lustful moans and grunts from one another. Weiss pulled Jaune’s head further down into the lip lock and her toes began to curl. Any thoughts she had left her mind in a haze of white as her body gave way to the pleasure. Jaune thrusted four more times into her before Weiss’s grip around him became too much to deny. Reaching is own orgasm by the feeling of Weiss’s soaked walls squeezing as much seed out of him and into her body.
Their bodies slowly rocked to draw out the pleasure as they kissed for several more seconds. Finally, Weiss removed her lips from Jaune’s and allowed air back into her body. A faint ache in her body set in as she felt Jaune slide out of her. “Winter...approves...” Weiss huffed. She had no strength to continue the story, choosing to lay peacefully in her boyfriend’s arms instead.
Jaune had zero complaints. He too leaned back to rest on the backboard of the bed. “That’s...good. Funny, who would’ve thought she’d be okay with a guy like me?”
Weiss said nothing, only silently snickered to herself. Tomorrow she would tell him just how okay a guy like him was. He’d be the only person to believe a story like that.
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justkending · 6 years
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Knock, Knock. Part 23
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Chapter Summary: Christmas day with Jensen & Family. Let’s see how this goes shall we?
Pairing: (single) Jensen x Reader
Warnings: Cussing? Fluff.
Word Count: 4200ish
A/N: Sorry this took so long to write. Kinda having writers block with this series. Let me know what you think! Feedback is appreciated and welcomed!
Part 23:
You woke up in a tangled mess with strong arms around you. You didn’t want to wake up because of how comfortable you were. Wait, where were you? You remember falling asleep watching The Christmas Story last night, but after that it’s blank. You shifted again to move and see your surroundings. Right as you did it though, arms tightened around your waist. Wait, whose arms are these? Your eyes shot open and turned just enough to see the freckled tan face of Jensen inches away from you. Out of instinct, you tried to push away and create some distance, but Jensen’s grip on you was strong.
He grunted in disapproval, but didn’t wake up. He must have been a deep sleeper if you shoving off of him did nothing. You composed yourself and started thinking of an escape plan. You only got so far thinking about it before you were staring at his face.
The sunlight in the room was coming in and gently dusting over his features. You saw every little freckle he had, and how cute and content he looked holding you. He definitely was a cuddler. You sat for minutes just taking in the view that was the gorgeous man in front of you. His hair was a mess, but still adorable. His eyelashes were long, and fluttered every once and awhile. And he had this slight grin on his face. What was he dreaming about?
You snapped out your thoughts hearing peoples movement outside of your room.
“Shoot.” You thought. “Back to the escape plan.”
Jensen definitely had a good hold on your waist, and you were both facing each other. You decided to wiggle out of his arms, and replace yourself with a pillow so that he could sleep in a little more.
As soon as you started wiggling though, Jensen would groan and grab you in protest. You would freeze and after he realized you weren’t moving anymore his grip would lessen. You did this for about 3 minutes before you were actually free.
Slowly, climbing off the bed you looked over at his sleeping figure as he re-adjusted to the pillow instead of you. You could’ve sworn that there was a pout on his face when he noticed it wasn’t you that he was holding. You chuckled at that, and quietly opened your bedroom door and closed it before making your way to the chaos in the house.
“Mornin’ Monkey.” Your dad said as he was cooking over the stove.
“Mornin’ Dad.” You smiled. “Hey, when did you guys get home last night? I don’t remember seeing you come in.”
“We got back pretty late. We decided to drop by the Hannigan's house to drop of some Christmas presents, and it turned into a whole conversation that lasted hours.” He huffed making it clear that was not something he wanted to do.
“Let me guess, Mom and Eleanor never ran out of things to say?”
“Good guess.” He answered as he stirred what was in the skillet.
“Hey, is that what I think it is?” you asked leaning over to get a better look.
“Your favorite? Yes, it is.” He grinned grabbing you and pulling you into a hug. “I don’t get to see you as often as I like, and I thought ‘What’s better than making the best breakfast food there is for my girl?” he said happily.
“You’re the best.” You muffled into his shirt before pulling away.
“I know.” He joked. “Hey, mind pulling the biscuits out?”
You nodded and headed for the oven. You checked the time and saw that it was 7 in the morning. No wonder everyone was still asleep. Even on Christmas day, you guys tended to sleep in. You didn’t have any younger kids in the house that woke up early, other than Bentley, but he was too young to understand the excitement of Christmas morning anyway.
“Hey, where’s mom? She’s usually up by now.” You asked.
“She’s wrapping some last minute presents in our room. “
You hummed and went to go make coffee. As you were pouring a cup, you heard the shuffle of feet coming in from the living room. You turned to see a very tired Jensen sleepily walking to the table in the window nook, and slouching into a chair. He rubbed a hand over his face, and quickly after ruffled his hair. His eyes were barely open, and he had a small pout on his face.
“Morning there champ.” You giggled. He grunted a response, and you grabbed the mug you made for yourself, and walked over to him seeing that he needed it more than you. “Here.” You said placing it in front of him.
He looked up and gave you a smile out of the corner of his lips. “Thanks.” He said in a husky tone that was laced in sleep. He closed his eyes as he mindlessly grabbed the cup and placed it in both hands to smell it. Another smile made his way on his face, and he took a sip. “Oh thank God.” He whispered he said licking his lips and taking another sip.
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“Did you not sleep well?” you chuckled as you walked back to grab another cup for you.
“No, I slept perfect. I think it’s because of how well I slept that I didn’t want to get up.” He said.
“Well, you’ll be happy that you got up after you see what dad made for breakfast.” You smirked going to sit on the other side of him.
“No way.” He said shocked and looking at your father. “Is that-?”
“Learned it from the man himself. You’re in for a treat.” You smiled into your coffee.
“As if this place couldn’t get better.” Jensen said leaning back in his chair with a joy filled grin.
You chuckled, and continued to sip on your coffee. You and your dad talked while Jensen still woke up, and then you heard another pair of feet trudging in.
“Zoe. You’re up earlier than I expected.” You laughed at her morning face.
“Shut up.” She replied going to sit by the chair next to you. You were now placed between the two sleepy heads of the house.
“That’s the Christmas spirit.” You chuckled as you took another sip.
“Yeah, she’s the grumpy one in the morning. We’ve learned not to talk to her until a good 30 minutes after she wakes up.” Your dad said from the stove.
Your sister shot him a dirty look before putting her head back down on the table.
“See what I mean?” he added.
Jensen and her both sat there completely zoned out for the next 10 minutes before your dad announced that the food was done. Jensen immediately jumped up ready to dig into the famous Biscuits and Gravy.
About halfway into eating, and light conversation with your dad and Jensen, Sadie was the next to make it into the room.
“Good Morning everyone.” She said sweetly. Charlie came in seconds later.
“Where’s Bentley?” you asked.
“Mom was changing him before coming in here.” Charlie yawned. “Oh, do I smell-“
“YES!” Sadie cheered as she saw the food on the stove.
“Oh hell yeah. Thanks dad!” Charlie smiled at your dad.
“If I knew you guys loved my cooking so much, then I would have made this your Christmas presents. Would’ve save me a lot of money.” He chuckled taking another bite of food.
“I would have gladly accepted.” You said getting up patting him on the back, and taking your plate to the sink. “I’m going to go get changed real fast before presents. I’ll be right back.”
“Wait!” your dad called after you, making you stop in your tracks.
“What?”
“Your mom got us all matching pajamas.” He said under his breath.
“Noooo…” you breathed out.
“Yessss…” Charlie said in your ear as he passed you. You smacked him on the chest before he sat down making him grunt in pain.
“How bad are they?” you asked hesitantly.
“Not bad Y/N/N.” Sadie answered for everyone. “Your sister and I made sure to push her in the right direction this year.”
“Oh thank God.” You sighed in relief. “We don’t want a repeat of 2015.”
“What was so bad about 2015?” your mom said walking in with Bentley on her hip.
“Nothing!” you answered quickly. “I was just about to go change. I’ll be right back.” You tried getting out of there as soon as possible hoping you could skip out on the twinning outfits.
“Hold your horses.” Your mom shouted once again making you stop before you could get away. “I have something for you to change into.”
“Mom…”
“Nope, no arguing. I don’t get to see you that often, and when I do I want pictures. Therefore, I get to pick the outfits.” She smiled in victory. “Oh, and Jensen.” She said turning to him he snapped his head up. He had been listening and watching the whole thing with a grin. You being the rebel in the group was kinda cute.
“Yes ma’am?” he asked scared how he got put into the conversation.
“I got you a pair too.” She smiled. She walked over to the coffee and without turning back to you said, “Y/N, I already put them on your bed. Also, go do your hair. I want perfect picture this year.”
“Mom!”
“Go.” She said ending the conversation.
“Fine!” you shouted as you made your way to your room stomping and pouting as you went.
“It’s like the she never left.” Charlie said in between bites.
“Fighting back as always. The sass never ends.” Your dad added.
Jensen laughed picking up his plate, taking it to the sink, and washing it off before following after you.
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Once he got to your room, he saw you standing over your bed looking down at something.
“What?” he said catching you off guard and making you turn quickly to him.
“This.” You answered.
“I don’t see what’s so bad about them. I think it’s nice your family has this little tradition.” Jensen smiled looking at the pajama pants in front of you.
“No I mean; she’s actually making us not look stupid this year. I can actually wear this and not fight her on it.” You chuckled picking up your size.
“Ok, I have to see what the other years looked like since you’re making them out to be so bad.”
“Unfortunately, there are pictures that prove the horrible one piece pjs from Christmas past existed.” You huffed. “Here, these are yours. I’m going to go to the bathroom and change. I’ll see you when I’m all ‘glammed up’ since apparently this isn’t good enough for my mom.” You sassed pointing to your face.
“Well, it’s good enough for me.” Jensen’s smiled.
You could tell he was being genuine, but you didn’t want to look into it so you joked it off.
“You’re a dork.” You said shoving him slightly as you walked by him “I’ll see you by the Christmas tree.” You turned the corner and went into the bathroom quickly.
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You quickly went into the bathroom, and curled every other piece of your hair as fast as you could. Leaving it in loose waves that were pretty impressive considering the rush. You quickly put on a couple of layers of mascara, and changed before heading to the Christmas tree where you all took your picture in front of every year.
“Ok, ready! Let’s get this over with!” you said clapping your hands together seeing only the men in the room ready to go. “Where are all the girls?” you asked.
“Your sister and mom wanted to try something new this year. Stole the girls, and went to the other room.” Your dad explained as he attempted to set up the camera.
“What’s the something new?” you asked your brother crossing your arms worried about the answer.
“Don’t ask me.” He said putting his hands up.
You turned to Jensen hoping he would have something.
“Hey, don’t look at me. This is my first year. I’m just as lost as them.” He said following your brothers motions.
“Well it better not be anything too-“
“Y/N!” Zoe called turning around the corner. “Come in mom’s room. The girls are getting ready.”
“I’m already ready.” You said with a teasing voice.
“Y/N, come on!” she pouted.
“Seriously Zo. I don’t want to do anything else… Can we just take the picture?” you said slouching your shoulders.
“No.” she ran over grabbing your wrist and pulling you with her. “No fighting me on it. Plus, it was mom’s idea. There’s no getting out of it.”
You didn’t fight back no matter how much you wanted to, but just stomped behind her like the angry three-year-old you were.
Jensen and Charlie burst out laughing watching you stomp off in annoyance.
“Is she always so hard headed? I mean I’ve experienced it multiple times, but-“Jensen smiled after you.
“It never gets better.” Charlie smiled patting him on the back as he turned to help your dad. “But if she does let you see her soft side; then you must really mean something to her.” Charlie added watching Jensen’s smile grow.
“Hmm.” Jensen hummed.
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Shortly after your sister stole you away, all the girls came back in the room with their makeup all done up now. Apparently, you sister had been practicing (not that she needed to, she was always amazing at it) makeup looks, and your mom wanted her to do it on all you girls for the pictures.
You of course weren’t really one for a full face of makeup unless it was for going out (if that), so you only allowed her to do a subtle natural eye shadow, and a red lip.
“We’re ready.” Your mom stated as she walked in the room. The men already had everything set up so were just sitting around talking as they waited for you all. Bentley cooing as he bounced on his father's leg, and the men talked around him.
“Well don’t you all look lovely.” Your dad smiled at all of you. “Beautiful ladies am I right gentlemen?” he said nudging the men on both sides of them.
“Don’t have to tell me twice.” Charlie said walking over to his wife who was always stunning, and never even needed the makeup. “You look gorgeous as always.” He leaned in giving her a small peck with Bentley on his hip.
“Thanks honey. Now let me see my baby boy.” She smiled reaching for her son. He immediately grabbed for her and a big grin crossed his face.
“You look great Y/N/N.” Jensen whispered in your ear while you were distracted by your brother and his family.
You turned to him with a blush creeping on your face. “I didn’t want all this. I barely let her even put on the lipstick.”
“Well make up or not, I think you look stunning either way.” He smiled never breaking eye contact.
If you weren’t as red as a tomato before, you were for sure now. Before you could thank him, your mom spoke up.
“Ok everyone! Let’s take this picture, and then we can start on unwrapping the gifts! Now everyone get where you need to be.”
Everyone shifted to a spot. Charlie and Sadie next to each other with Bentley in their arms. Your mom, dad, and Zoe in the middle, and You and Jensen on the other side.
It took about 10 takes before your mom was pleased with it, but it finally was perfect enough for you to move on to the next activity of the day.
Everyone handed out the gifts to the designated people, and got situated in specific spots in the living room. Jensen of course sitting next to you.
“Ok, all the gifts are out from under the tree are we missing any?” you asked.
“Oh, Jensen I completely forgot! I need to grab your gifts!” your mom shouted jumping up from her spot on the couch and running to her room.
“You guys didn’t have to get me anything. Heck, you didn’t even know I was coming.” Jensen defended.
“Don’t think about it. What kind of host would we be if you didn’t get something on Christmas?” Your dad said waving him off.
“Really you didn’t-“ Jensen started.
“That reminds me!” you said jumping up and running to your room now.
“You too?” Jensen shouted toward you.
You came back in before your mom, and handed him the wrapped gift you got him months ago.
“Hey, I’m your roommate. Of course I got you something.” You smiled.
“You didn’t have to Y/N/N.” Jensen grinned eyeing you as he took the gift hesitantly.
“I know… but I wanted to.” You winked.
Your mom came running back in with three different boxes.
“Here you go Jensen. Merry Christmas from our family to you.” She smiled as she handed him the boxes.
“You guys really. I didn’t expect to get anything, you shouldn’t have.”
“We did, so don’t worry about it.” Your mom said. “Now everyone ready?” everyone looked around and nodded. “Ok. GO!”
With that everyone started digging into their gifts. Except you. Your favorite part of this tradition was watching the faces of everyone around you. You watched Bentley open a few toys you got him. Charlie opening the cheesy shirt with a Star Wars joke on it. Sadie a wine and art gift certificate. Then you watched as Zoe opened up tons of gifts like a new makeup kit your parents bought her, a new computer case, Charlie and Sadie bought, then you watched her open yours.
“Omg… Y/N. You didn’t…” she said in shock as she opened the envelope with her name written on it. She peeked inside pulling out two tickets. “This isn’t what I think it is, is it?”
“Yep.” You smiled slyly.
“What is it Zo?” Sadie said looking over from the mess that was around her and Bentley from his gifts.
She pulled the two tickets out from the white letter.
“Two tickets to ACL!” she screamed in excitement. “How did you know?”
“Well, we may have different interest, but one thing we have in common is our love for music. Soooo… I got something we can enjoy together.” She jumped up and ran to you to hug you. “You haven’t even heard the best part yet!” you gasped out as she choked the air out of you.
“There’s more?” she said pulling back to see your face.
“Well, Jensen helped me get the tickets, and we talked about where you would stay.”
“Where?”
“Our house of course.” You said over dramatically.
“Wait! You and Jensen’s house! I get to stay at Jensen’s house AND go to ACL!”
Jensen and you shared a laugh at her reaction before you nodded your head.
“Of course!” you said. “I’m not going to make you stay at an expensive hotel, or crappy motel when we live 15 minutes away from it.” You scoffed.
She immediately threw herself around you again and cut off your air supply.
‘Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Oh my God I’m so excited!!!” she said jumping up and down.
“Air Zo. Air.” You gasped.
She pulled away quickly still beaming with joy. “Sorry.” She shrugged. “And thank you too Jensen!” she said turning to him pulling him in a hug as well, and catching him off guard.
“Hey, don’t worry about.” He laughed returning the hug. “It was all your sister’s idea. I just happen to have the house she lives in.”
She pulled away and went back to her spot. “Um that’s what makes it even more unreal. Like seriously. All my dreams came true in less than 5 minutes.” She gleamed.
You all a laughed, and the present unwrapping continued.
You had only opened about 3 out of the 5-6 that you had, but only because you were watching everyone else’s reaction.
Jensen was opening all his slowly too since he didn’t have much.
“Aren’t you going to open those?” Jensen nudged at you while watching you gleam at everyone else laughing, talking, and tore away at gift wrappings.
“Hmm?” you asked turning to him with the same full smile on your face.
“Your presents. You’ve barely touched them, and everyone’s practically done.” He chuckled.
“Oh yeah! Sorry I got distracted.” You turned picking up the closest gift to you and checking to see who it was from. “Jensen you got me a-“
“I’m your roommate. Of course I got you something.” He winked and said in a sly tone before giving you a devilish smirk. “Well, go on. Open it!”
You giggled, and started peeling away at the light blue wrapping that was neatly done.
“A polaroid camera?” you asked pausing as you looked over the box.
“Wait, do you not like it?” he said getting scared he picked the wrong thing.
“Are you kidding me? I’ve been wanting one of these for the longest time, but haven’t got around to getting one!” you said looking over the packaging with glee.
“Oh, thank god. I thought I messed up.” He sighed in relief. “I just remember you saying that you like more sentimental things, and not material things. I thought of your picture wall in your room, and I figured this would be a perfect way to make memories, and capture them you know?”
You had a grin on your face that just wouldn’t break. You were genuinely touched by his thoughts and gift. He had been listening and came up with a creative way to get you something that you would treasure forever.
Instead of talking, you jumped on him, and wrapped your arms around his neck like your sister did before you.
“Oof!” he grunted falling back but catching himself before you took both of you to the ground. “Glad you like it.” He said with a proud smile.
“I love it.” You said pulling back and planting a small kiss on his cheek. “Thank you.” His eyes widened at the gesture, but he quickly brushed it off in hopes of not showing too many of his emotions that were growing in the moment. Luckily no one was watching. Except for Sadie who just smiled to herself before returning to Bentley.
“Well, you’re going to love my next gift then.” He started pulling out an envelope as you pushed off of him.
You looked him in the eyes, and shot an eyebrow at him.
“Jensen, one gift was enough.”
“So? Two gifts is better. Here. Open it so we can skip the whole ‘you shouldn’t have’ and ‘it’s too much’ stuff.” He joked.
You snickered and rolled your eyes at him, and took the envelope slowly opening it.
“What’s this?” you said pulling out a gift card to some place.
“There’s a really good record store in downtown Austin that just opened up. I was walking around, and found it. They had some good stuff so I got you a gift card so you could judge it for yourself.”
“Jensen, this is awesome! I heard about this place I think.” You smirked at him. “Guess we’ll have to take a field trip downtown then, huh?” His eyebrow raised. “Oh don’t think for a second this isn’t for you partially. I know you love my albums. I’ve came home to different ones on the record player than when I left. You’re wanting some new albums too.” You teased.
“Ok, guilty. It may have been a two sided gift.” He said putting his hands up.
“Well speaking of all this. Did you open your gift from me yet?” you asked looking around him.
“Nope. Saved the best for last.” He said pulling it out from behind him.
“Open it!” you said clapping your hands excited for his reaction.
“Ok, ok!” he laughed as he started pulling back the paper. “Whoa… No way.” He said staring in awe at his gift. “Is this a-“
“A signed vinyl of Garth Brooks top hits. Yes. Yes, it is.” You said sharing your own proud smile.
“How-How did you? It must of c-cost a fortune to get his-“ Jensen stuttered
“You’re forgetting we are from Oklahoma, and live in Oklahoma. Therefore, a country star who is from here, has some friends here. I may know a friend who knows a friend.” You grinned. Jensen was still in shock. “I knew he was one of your favorites cause Gen told me. Honestly, I thought it wouldn’t be that big of a deal buying a famous person some other famous persons stuff considering the business, but by the looks of it I think I-“
“You did great. This…This is great.” He said turning to give you the widest smile. “Seriously, Y/N. You struck gold. I love it.” He pulled you into a hug himself, and you caved into his chest. You felt him press a soft kiss on the top of your head, and immediately your face felt like it was on fire.
After you pulled back you saw the whole room was watching you two.
“Anyway…” you said turning the attention away from your redness that was on both of your faces. “What do you say we move onto the next family tradition?”
Part 24
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125 questions about me
i was tagged by @surreysimmer and @oasisable, lov u guys. the point of the tag is to create a simself w your traits and answer the questions!
i tag: @brndletonbae @vvindenburg and anyone else who hasnt done it yet!
my traits are dog lover, geek and hot-headed!
125 questions below the cut
1. what is your name? taylah
2. what is your nickname? tay
3. birthday? aug 30 1998
4. what is your favorite book series? the illuminae files by amie kaufman and jay kristoff
5. do you believe in aliens or ghosts? yessss
6. who is your favorite author? neal shusterman
7. what is your favorite radio station? i only use apple music
8. what is your favorite flavor of anything? raspberry flavour mhm
9. what word would you use often to describe something great or wonderful? incredible
10. what is your current favorite song? i literally have no idea
11. what is your favorite word? no clue
12. what was the last song you listened to? i can hear my mother listening to abba downstairs
13. what tv show would you recommend for everybody to watch? brooklyn nine nine
14. what is your favorite movie to watch when you’re feeling down? mr beans holiday
15. do you play video games? yeeee, lately ive been playing detroit become human, the new spiderman game and gta v :-) 
16. what is your biggest fear? CLOWNS
17. what is your best quality, in your opinion? im really empathetic 
18. what is your worst quality, in your opinion? i can be an asshole
9. do you like cats or dogs better? dogs
20. what is your favorite season? winter
21. are you in a relationship? no
22. what is something you miss from your childhood? my dad,,,,,
23. who is your best friend? jacqui + kelsey and also jills + haley
24. what is your eye color? hazel
25. what is your hair color? black
26. who is someone you love? my dog
27. who is someone you trust? see q.23
28. who is someone you think about often? my dad
29. are you currently excited about/for something? christmas
30. what is your biggest obsession? i develop fixations real fast u could ask me my biggest obsession and itll change in 2 days
31. what was your favorite tv show as a child? probably zoey-101 or smth like that
32. who of the opposite gender can you tell anything to, if anyone? bold of q.32 to assume i trust people
33. are you superstitious? yeah
34. do you have any unusual phobias? broken glass
35. do you prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? behind
36. what is your favorite hobby? watch netflix, game, work kkfbcuaajl
37. what was the last book you read? sadie by courtney summers
38. what was the last movie you watched? bohemian rhapsody
39. what musical instruments do you play, if any? none
40. what is your favorite animal? dogs, sloths and sharks
41. what are your top 5 favorite tumblr blogs that you follow? i cant narrow things down im indecisive
42. what superpower do you wish you had? invisibility
43. when and where do you feel most at peace? when i knock tf out and finally sleep kwbaubfdl but also when im home alone
44. what makes you smile? when someone laughs at my dumb jokes
45. what sports do you play, if any? this is so funny
46. what is your favorite drink? vanilla coke
47. when was the last time you wrote a hand-written letter or note to somebody? no clue
48. are you afraid of heights? kind of
49. what is your biggest pet peeve? when people dont listen
50. have you ever been to a concert? yeah 
51. are you vegan/vegetarian? no but i want to be
52. when you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? hotel manager
53. what fictional world would you like to live in? harry potter lmao
54. what is something you worry about? everything!!!!!
55. are you scared of the dark? not really
56. do you like to sing? like to yes, but i cant sing
57. have you ever skipped school? yes and i skip uni all the time im depressed
58. what is your favorite place on the planet? my bed
59. where would you like to live? anywhere but australia
60. do you have any pets? i have a fifi!! (a dog... she was gonna be in the photos with my simself but her breed isnt in the game so sad)
61. are you more of an early bird or a night owl? night owl
62. do you like sunrises or sunsets better? sunsets
63. do you know how to drive? yes
64. do you prefer earbuds or headphones? i call them earphones so no clue what the difference is
65. have you ever had braces? no
66. what is your favorite genre of music? literally anything
67. who is your hero? no clue
68. do you read comic books? i read graphic novels but not comic books
69. what makes you the most angry? rude people!!!!!
70. do you prefer to read on an electronic device or with a real book? both im not bothered
71. what is your favorite subject in school? rn i love my social science classes
72. do you have any siblings? 4 brothers 2 sisters
73. what was the last thing you bought? gta v
74. how tall are you? 5′4 / 163cm
75. can you cook? yeah
76. what are three things that you love? my friends, my family, my dog
77. what are three things that you hate? stress, rude opinionated people, people who ignore what you say
78. do you have more female friends or more male friends? female friends i dont talk to men besides my brother and my boss
79. what is your sexual orientation? lmaoooooooooo no idea atm ha
80. where do you currently live? australia
81. who was the last person you texted? sam
82. when was the last time you cried? the other night larbnlcbadj
83. who is your favorite youtuber? how ridiculous
84. do you like to take selfies? not really
85. what is your favorite app? tumblr
86. what is your relationship with your parent(s) like? pretty good but my mums a taurus so shes stubborn af
87. what is your favorite foreign accent? french
88. what is a place that you’ve never been to, but you want to visit? everywhere im stuck in the bottom of the globe someone save me
89. what is your favorite number? 7
90. can you juggle? no
91. are you religious? no
92. do you find outer space of the deep ocean to be more interesting? space!!! but both are interesting tbh
93. do you consider yourself to be a daredevil? no
94. are you allergic to anything? no but im lactose intolerant
95. can you curl your tongue? yes
96. can you wiggle your ears? no
97. how often do you admit that you were wrong about something? no im also stubborn af
98. do you prefer the forest or the beach? neither
99. what is your favorite piece of advice that anyone has ever given you? someone, the other day, told me im young with relatively little life experiences and that struggling with myself is okay and to not worry about the future idk this makes no sense with 0 context to what we were talking about but it helped a lot.
100. are you a good liar? depends i can tell my boss im sick and i cant work when im Depressed^tm just fine but i cant lie to a friend
101. what is your hogwarts house? slytherin
102. do you talk to yourself? yes rip
103. are you an introvert or an extrovert? bitta both
104. do you keep a journal/diary? i have a priv twitter acc where only 2 people follow me and i act like its my journal so close enough
105. do you believe in second chances? depends on the circumstances
106. if you found a wallet full of money on the ground, what would you do? turn it in
107. do you believe that people are capable of change? again depends
108. are you ticklish? oh yes
109. have you ever been on a plane? yes
110. do you have any piercings? i have my ears done twice, my helix and my nose
111. what fictional character do you wish was real? cress from tlc
112. do you have any tattoos? no
113. what is the best decision that you’ve made in your life so far? deciding to go to uni
114. do you believe in karma? yeee
115. do you wear glasses or contacts? glasses, contacts freak me out
116. do you want children? no, if i were to have kids id wanna adopt
117. who is the smartest person you know? no idea
118. what is your most embarrassing memory? anything from 2015/2016
119. have you ever pulled an all-nighter? yes
120. what colour are most of you clothes? black and grey
121. do you like adventures? depends
122. have you ever been on tv? no
123. how old are you? 20
124. what is your favorite movie quote? the gone girl monologue i wont quote it because its a SPOILER but its my fav
125. sweet or savory? sweet
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the Winners™ Chapter 2
im sorry i dont feel like formatting this it took like half an hour to get the first chapter ready to post
there is no plot to this story
smakatrima-holes
tartar: hey guys the game room is open tartar: what the heck why are maronia and marco in here tartar: oh they were finishing some hw never mind tartar: u wanna have another smash bros tournament final: hell yeah i’ll be right there kartel: wait kartel: maronia and marco??? kartel: you don’t think…? virus: don’t be an idiot, karel virus: sometimes you’re so dense virus: tarulli i’m afraid i’m going to have to turn down that offer virus: i do not need to be there the next time a controller smashes through a window kartel: i hate to agree with this guy but same salt: omg yeah that administrator was terrifying dolly: … i was gonna say yes until you guys brought that up tartar: awwwww…. guys…….... :’( tartar: *puppy dog eyes* error: yeah no tarulli i’m not gonna get scarred for life and/or in trouble error: i’m gonna leave that to you and fina tartar: *sighs* and once again erral is the voice of reason tartar: man you guys suck tartar: WELL AT LEAST FINA’S HERE tartar: and maronia says she’s bringing the idea up to the others sooo final: this is gonna be fun
the unshakeables™
macaronia: heyyyyy rikando aven super smash tournament in the game room u up for it rikatoni: !!!!!!!!!!!!! rikatoni: I’M ON MY WAY farfaven: ooh yeah i’m coming macaronia: … farfaven: MARONIA DON’T YOU DARE macaronia: that’s what she said rikatoni: oh my goddd maronia farfaven: i hate you rikatoni: i’m so proud of you farfaven: rikando i swear sometimes we’re best friends with a living joke macaronia: says a living joke farfaven: sshhhhhhh you can’t expose me like this macaronia: hang on i’m gonna ask jontein and norandina if they want in
macaronia to jontellini
macaronia: tournament in the game room macaronia: you in? jontellini: oh hell no macaronia: well gee okay then mr grumpy
macaronia to noravioli
macaronia: tournament in the game room macaronia: you in? noravioli: no macaronia: ugggh fine
the unshakeables™
macaronia: yeah no they’re being hard headed rikatoni: guess it’s just us then rikatoni: i’m gonna destroy you guys farfaven: NOT IF I DESTROY YOU FIRST macaronia: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID farfaven: UGGHGHGHGHGHG I HATE YOUUUU THAT DIDN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE
smakatrima-holes
tartar: guysssss come onnnnnn rikando and aven are coming to the tournament salt: good for them kartel: i hope they have fun virus: not a chance tarulli error: i don’t want to play in the game tournament dolly: sorry tarulli but no thanks tartar: GAH you guys are the WORST
travaga-holes
elder: guys apparently aven and fina plagiarized my chat name elder: i demand compensation meow: why are you coming to us for compensation we are not named aven or fina onurmarco: actually there’s something i’ve been wanting to tell you guys onurmarco: i AM aven onurmarco: marco doesn’t exist getseth: oh i wish but unfortunately i’ve had to deal with your hyperactive ass for far too long don’t even pretend elder: DAAAAMN SETH ritzy: savage meow: marco u may need some water for that burn onurmarco: i’m hurt onurmarco: no really i’m cryign why the HELL AM I CRYING getseth: oh my god nonono i was just joking where the hell are you i’ll be right there getseth: aaghh marco i’m so sorry onurmarco: and there u have it, folks, seth’s a total softie meow: OHHHHHHHHHHHH elder: daaamn marco that was cold man ritzy: holy frick that was so calculated getseth: what the hell i hate you onurmarco: nahh >:3 elder: seth get that nasty lie out of my face getseth: marco that was just cruel getseth: seriously though where are u i thought i hurt your feelings a few seconds ago i still need to hug you onurmarco: i’m in the game room with rikando, maronia, aven, fina, and tarulli X3 onurmarco: we’re gonna be having a tournament getseth: cool i’ll be right there getseth: what are you guys playing onurmarco: guess u’ll have to find outtt getseth: rude
linicha-holes
rikatoni: hey jontein norandina get in here i’m about to whup aven and maronia’s asses farfaven: he’s lying macaronia: yeah we’re gonna crush him rikatoni: IGNORE THEM FOR THEY KNOW NOT OF WHAT THEY SPEAK noravioli: i’m just trying to live my life in peace rikando noravioli: i have no wish to see your poor attempt at world domination or whatever the hell you guys are playing this time farfaven: excuse you we are playing super smash brothers brawl fight me norandina rikatoni: JONTEIN WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU THESE PEOPLE ARE SOILING MY GOOD NAME noravioli: he and fina are probably making out in a closet somewhere rikatoni: ummmmm??? you’re dead wrong fina is sitting on the other couch silently judging me jontellini: that’s my girl rikatoni: oh yeah NOW you show up macaronia: jontein is the definition of the guy that shows up 15 minutes late with starbucks tbh jontellini: wow you guys have my entire existence figured out jontellini: i can barely believe it macaronia: sometimes i wonder why rikando is the way he is and then i realize he’s just a younger carbon copy of you rikatoni: ummmmm??? what the hell does that mean should i be offended farfaven: it means you’re irritatingly snarky and yes macaronia: oh wowwww rikatoni: aven why the hell are we friends if you’re just gonna insult me farfaven: because rikatoni: … rikatoni: that is almost disturbingly vague noravioli: oh my god you guys are so weird rikatoni: JONTEIN NORANDINA GET DOWN HERE jontellini: fineeee i want to see my girlfriend anyway macaronia: wow you don’t even care about me and aven? macaronia: rude rikatoni: NORANDINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA noravioli: okay okay all right u dumbo noravioli: i’ll be there in five
smakatrima-holes
tartar: ohhhh yess jontein and norandina just showed up to the game room final: we’re going to pulverize these nerds kartel: oh god rest in pieces the pasta group virus: pasta group kartel: shut up asshole they’re all named after pasta virus: really? i had no idea kartel: i hate you so much dolly: i have photographic proof that you really don’t kartel: dallona i stg ur supposed to be the quiet one virus: what could you possibly have photographic evidence of virus: wait virus: dallona no virus: that was an extenuating circumstance tartar: *deep, dramatic gasp* oh my god dallona show me kartel: dallona please do not dolly: i won’t
dolly to tartar
dolly: sent a photo tartar: oh tartar: my tartar: godddd!!!!
smakatrima-holes
tartar: YOU GUYS ARE THE CUTEST kartel: DALLONA WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL MAN virus: whatever she sent you is photoshopped tartar: sure it is viran tartar: sure it is kartel: dallona for the love of god delete that photo tartar: nooo don’t listen to them kartel: TARULLI DELETE THAT PHOTO tartar: oh hell no tartar: i’m showing everyone here that photo tartar: you guys look so innocent and adorable virus: tarulli i was exhausted you can’t prove our friendship through this picture kartel: how was i supposed to move with his bigass head on my shoulder kartel: it’s not my fault he fell asleep on me the total DICK virus: it takes one to know one, karel kartel: god viran would you just shut the hell up for five seconds tartar: i showed fina and she said and i quote: “oh my god that is the cutest fricking thing i have ever seen” kartel: yeah, tarulli? tartar: what kartel: give ur sister the finger for me tartar: wow
tartar to elder
tartar: sent a photo elder: OHOHOHO YESSSS elder: !!!!!!!!
travaga-holes
onurmarco: dude karel and viran just burst in here and they look pissed as hell getseth: i wonder why elder: guys big news i just got the BEST blackmail material ritzy: do i want to know elder: sent a photo ritzy: oh my god i knew they didn't hate each other meow: oh wow that’s hilarious onurmarco: *facepalm* onurmarco: why are we like this onurmarco: wait viran just left but karel’s still here onurmarco: apparently he’s here for revenge getseth: wow we’re gonna die
kartel to virus
kartel: hey, viran, we’re good, right? virus: yeah of course, don’t be ridiculous kartel: okay good kartel: i was just kind of worried, cause u left… kartel: and i mean it's kind of our m.o. to insult each other kartel: just wanted to make sure i didn’t go too far or something virus: yeah, sorry i just remembered some hw i have to crank out real quick then i’ll be down there again virus: and nah dw that was actually a pretty good one virus: kick their asses for me kartel: oh heck yeah they're gonna regret all that virus: don’t die hun i don’t want to have to avenge you kartel: ha ha you’re hilarious kartel: yeah okay sure babe kartel: i’ve got this virus: i know
travaga-holes
getseth: wow they’re demolishing us ritzy: rip getseth: thanks for your support brittany ritzy: no problem elder: i love how brittany is like super quiet outside the chat but like elder: a freaking snarkmaster inside meow: … elder: kat oh my god onurmarco: i still can’t figure out if you’re actually mute or if you just really don’t like talking onurmarco: why won’t you tell usssss meow: >:3 onurmarco: kaaaat why r u like thisss meow: because i love watching u people squirm onurmarco: wow onurmarco: OHHHHHH YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE WE JUST TOTALLY TURNED THE TABLES ON THESE PEOPLE onurmarco: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA getseth: marco omg chill getseth: this is the hyperactiveness i was referring to earlier getseth: oh my god getseth: that is so unfair he just turned around and hit me with the most pitiful puppy dog eyes i have ever seen getseth:  how do u do that onurmarco: X3 ritzy: how the turntables elder: wow seth you are hopeless getseth: don’t even be acting all high and mighty mandy you would be a pile of complete mush too if you were here getseth: his puppy dog eyes are on another level onurmarco: they are i have spent years perfecting them getseth: he even spontaneously formed tears??? getseth: like wtf how do you even??? onurmarco: it’s called talent onurmarco: something i inherently have oodles of getseth: omg you just used the words “inherently” and “oodles” in the same sentence i cannot bREATHE you’re such a DORK onurmarco: all right seth let’s quit talking AND LEAVE THESE LOSERS IN THE DUST
ritzy to getseth
ritzy: oh seth you are so far gone getseth: guuhhhh shut up i knoww
elder to onurmarco
elder: have you accepted it yet onurmarco: shut up mandy elder: oh come on marco it’s so obvious onurmarco: mandy i don’t want to mess things up with him he’s my best friend elder: so you HAVE accepted it elder: excellent onurmarco: leave me alone elder: marco come on i’m only trying to help onurmarco: please i don’t want to talk about this now elder: *sigh* okay fine elder: i’m here to talk when ur ready, all right? onurmarco: okay elder: hey, i’ve got your back, marco, all right? elder: i just want you to be happy. elder: you’re like the brother i never had onurmarco: yeah, i know onurmarco: thanks onurmarco: love ya elder: i love you too, you stubborn dork <3
i lied there’s a bit of plot >:3
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Yeay, I'd enjoy that :D
Here it is! I started it yesterday so some are from yesterday….
1. What have you eaten today?
Pretzels and tacos

2. Who was your last kiss with? Was it pleasant?
I’ve never kissed anyone, my dude

3. What color shoes did you last wear?
Black

4. Who has made you laugh the hardest in the last week?
The kid I babysit 

5. What is your favorite scent?
Fresh, warm laundry 

6. What is your favorite season? Why?
…. fall? I suppose. I love all of them. But fall because it’s so beautiful and I love how the air feels and the sound of leaves crunching under your feet

7. Can you do a handstand or cartwheel?
No but I used to be able to do both

8. What color are your nails?
Light brown

9. If you had to get a tattoo on your face to save your life, what would it be?
Just a small dot. I wouldn’t want a tattoo on my face but I can think of some tattoos I would get on my arms

10. What is something you find romantic?
Stargazing tho

11. Are you happy?
I’m just tired

12. Is there anything in particular making you happy or sad?
Happy: Tyler Oakley, you guys, my dog, Tony Bennett, Ed Sheeran, Hamilton
Sad: Certain Jimmy Buffett songs (weird, I know)

13. Dogs or Cats?
Do not do this to me

15. Which do you prefer:a museum, a night club, the forest or a library?
Uhhhhh….. museum…. forest…. and library????? I love them all????

15. What is your style?
I don’t really have one? One day I’ll be “90’s”, the next I’ll be in sweatpants, the next I’ll be all dressed up…. just depends 

16. If you could be doing anything you like right now, what would it be?
Sleeping

17. Are you in a relationship or single?
Single, which I like right now 

18. What makes you attracted to the person you like right now?
I don’t like anyone right now so, yep

19. If you could replace your partner/best friend with a celebrity of your choice, would you? Who with?
I would never replace my best friend or partner but I would totally wanna be friends with Mark or Tyler Oakley 

20. Are you holding on to something you need to let go of? If so then what?
Hell yeah I am. I’m holding on to every awkward thing I’ve ever done

21. How did you celebrate last Halloween?
By handing out candy with my parents 

22. Have you recently made any big decisions?
Not really

23. Were you ever in a school play?
Yes!!! I was a ladybug. And my character was worried about everything, ahhhh… predicting the future since kindergarten 

24. What movie would you use to describe your life?
Toby Migure’s SpiderMan movies….. a joke 

25. Is there something you have dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven’t you done it?
I’ve already done what I wanted to! I wanted to drive around the country and I got to for a month and a half

26. Complete this sentence, “I wish I had someone with whom I could share…”
…all of my insecurities and things I worry about 

27. What are two things that irritate you about the same sex?
I’m going to go with things I remember about girls from school because they were all exactly the same
They are not open minded at all and they spread rumors constantly 

28. What are two things that irritate you about the opposite sex?
Again, going with what I remember from school
They are also not open minded and they think being racist, sexist, and homophobic is funny

29. What is the best thing that has happened to you this week?
Seeing those pics I reblogged of the cat made my week

30. What is something that makes you sad when you think about it?
this world 

31. How long was your longest relationship?
I don’t really count it bc I was like 10 but my longest friendship has lasted 10 years! Going on 11 this year

32. Have you ever been in love?
No

33. Are you currently in love?
No

34. Why did your last relationship end?
Again, don’t count it

35. What jewelry are you wearing right now, and where did you get it?
Just moon earrings that I think I got from a little shop in Georgia… maybe a place in Oregon? Or Texas😂 one of those three!

36. When was the last time you cried and why?
A few weeks back and I don’t even know why

37. Name someone pretty.
You

38. What did you receive last Valentines Day?
My sister and I bought each other chocolate and watched rom-coms 

39. Do you get jealous easily?
Nah

40. Have you ever been cheated on?
No

41. Do you trust your partner/best friend?
YES
42. Ever had detention?
Nope

43. Would you rather live in the countryside or the city?
Either? I love both 

44. What do people call you?
Emmer and Emmanuel and an onion

45. What was the last book you read?
I hate myselfie 

46. How big of a nerd/dork are you?
……..

47. What kind of music do you listen to?
Pretty much anything from ‘40’s to now

48. How tall are you?
5'6" or so

49. Do you like kids?
Yes and no? I love certain kids that are being raised right and aren’t little dirt bags 24/7

50. Favorite fruits?
Cantaloupe, strawberries, mangos, red raspberries and blackberries 

51. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
Jeans

52. What’s your earliest memory?
I don’t know how old I was (younger than nine) but it was basically waking up on Christmas to see my new trampoline and my brother took me out, in the snow, to jump on it

53. Ever had a poem or song written about you or to you?
No which I’m alright with

54. Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
Behind

55. Do you have a collection of anything?
Stuff from my trips

56. Do you save money or spend it?
Kinda both?

57. What would your dream house be like?
It would be my old house which would take me a long time to describe

58. What top 5 things make you the angriest?
People repeating the same dumb actions, HEaRinG PeoPlE chEw, people wrongly accusing others and not bothering to listen to every side of the story, people getting offended when you get defensive because they said something horrible, PEOPLE HATING ON MY BABY TONY STARK ALL DAY EVERYDAY 

59. What top 5 things always brings a smile to your face?
Tyler Oakley, my dogs, my cats, my brother, my best friend, *screaming bc this is six* Tony Bennett

60. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
Save the dog! I hate babysitting anyways and it’s a dog

61. 72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
a.) I’d tell whoever was close to meb.) spend time with those I love and maybe do something I never imagined myself doingc.) Probably 

62. Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
If there is a key, then there must also be a lock

63. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Umm…. this is tough… I’d say St. Augustine, Florida. It’s a family tradition 

64. Do you like the beach?
Actually, not really. I LOVE the warmth/weather and I love being in the water but I absolutely HATE the sand. I don’t like the sand. It’s course and rough and irritating…

65. Ever sleep on the couch or a bed with someone special?
I’ve shared a couch and bed with my best friend😂

66. Do you have a middle name? If so what is it!
I do! McKenzie!

67. Do you talk to yourself?
All of the time

68. Describe your hair.
It’s dirty blonde with a dumbass light blonde streak that is fading away (I didn’t want the streak) and it’s like Mark’s hair

69. What is the meaning of life.
Honestly, I don’t know yet.

70. What is your ideal partner like?
Kind, open minded, funny, understanding, good listener, ANIMAL LOVER, I could go on…

71. Do you want to get married?
Maybe? I don’t really think about it much

72. Do you want to have kids?
Again, maybe.

73. Like or dislike your family?
Overall, I love my family. 

74. Are you Chunky or Slim?
Slim 

75. Would you consider yourself smart?
I suppose? I dont know, I think I’m pretty dumb.

76. What would you change about your life?
Not much really? I would like to change how I have anxiety but hey…

77. Religious or Not?
I’ve been questioning this lately! I’m not completely sure…….

78. You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?
My sister

79. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?
Nah bc I haven’t kissed anyone

80. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
Nope

81. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
I don’t wish to be with anyone right now 

82. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
*opens door* Welcome in, nobody 

83. Do you like when people play with your hair?
FUCK YES

84. Do you like bubble baths?
YeSsSs

85. Have you ever been pulled over by a cop?No

86. Have you ever danced in the rain?
Yes!

87. Do you trust anyone with your life?
My brother and my best friend 

88. What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?“Fuck yeah, I have ten more minutes to sleep”

89. If money wasn’t an issue, what top 10 places would you travel to? (You get to stay at each place for a week)
Not in any order…. Ireland, England, Germany, Australia, Japan, Canada, New York City (loved it), Astoria Oregon, and Scotland 

90. How was your day today?
It was alright actually 

91. Play an instrument?
No but I was trying to learn guitar before my grandfather got sick. I didn’t go through with it

92. Describe the what you think of the ocean.
fuck the ocean❤️

93. Do you believe in aliens or ghosts?
I believe in both honestly

94. Honestly, are things how you wanted them to be?
No

95. Do you have a mean bitchy scary side?
I guess?

96. When are you vulnerable?
It depends on what this means? I’m vulnerable when listening to music, lost in thought, when reading, writing, and when I’m out walking

97. How much free time do you have?
Too much. It never feels like free time though. It just feels like time when I bring myself down and feel sorry for myself 

98. Do you like to go hiking?
YES

99. Odd or Even Numbers?
both????

100. Would you ever go skydiving, bungee jumping , cliff diving, wing suit gliding, parasailing, snorkeling, or other extreme activities?
Possibly. I would be terrified but with the right person I’d be excited!
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Jaguar I-Pace climbs height equal to Mount Everest on single charge
Bitter and wanting revenge for being called "A crackpot, egocentric, and sexist," he spent the next few months on a new project...one that would get revenge on the President of the company, a bitch named Sarah Lodge, who was personally responsible for ending the funding for his project. Although she was beautiful and, rumour had it, slept and blackmailed her way to the top, she had laughed at him when he asked her out and blamed him personally for the failure of the three year project.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/watch-out-onecoin-promoters-moyn-21630759
During test trials, it had seemed to work as anticipated for a brief amount of time before the individual being interrogated began randomly taking off their clothes and getting sexually aggressive.
Brandon, friends with the janitors that were always ignored by the bigwigs, had unlimited access to all the company's equipment and chemicals and continued modifying the drug with a new purpose...revenge.
Six months after he was fired, the drug was ready. The drug had been modified to change the moral fibre of a person...in reality, it shifted the decision making of the individual to the low standards they had while drunk...but with even more psychological manipulation:
-the person couldn't lie (like in that Jim Carrey movie 'Liar Liar')
-the person's body would feel the need to obey even though their conscious mind would argue against such obedience
-the person's sexual libido would increase substantially, the part he had really formulated, as part of his master plan to get revenge on not only that bitch Sarah, but others who have treated him poorly over the years.
-the individual would feel constricted by the clothes they were wearing and want to be naked
-he had also played with the formula to create what he believed would be potentially permanent impacts on the person infected (the original drug only lasted an hour). This was the one thing he was still very unsure of: it could last a few hours, days, weeks or maybe forever.
Now back at home, having lost everything when he was fired, he lived with his mother and eighteen year old bitch sister, Carrie, who mocked him profusely for being such a pathetic loser. While he got the brains, she got the looks. She was a cheerleader and, like most stereotypical cheerleaders was a bitch to anyone who didn't fit into her social clique. Deciding he should do a test of the drug before going after Sarah and the corporation that fired him, He decided to test the drug on his bitch sister.
That night, (well, morning since it was a little after seven, but having worked nights so long his days were all messed up) while she was asleep, he went into her room, and sprayed the drug onto her face. Looking at her asleep, she really was beautiful. A brief moment of guilt hit him as he realized the potential consequences he had just inflicted on his own flesh and blood. Yet, the deed already done, it was a little too late for second guessing. With his mom already at work, she worked the morning shift as a nurse at the hospital, he had a few hours to test his drug and, if his theory was right, recondition his sister.
After about a minute, she coughed, the scent strong, and she sat up and screamed when she saw that her brother was staring at her. "What the hell, Brandon?"
"Good morning, sis," he smiled, her large breasts barely held in by her purple nightie.
"Get the fuck out of here, you pervert," she snapped, pissed at his arrogance.
"I was just giving you your new wake up call," he ominously said.
"What's that mean?" she questioned, glaring at him and yet still not totally awake.
"It means that it is time to put you in your place," he said, looking forward to doing just that.
"Fuck off, you unemployed loser," she shot back, mean shots coming natural to her.
"And you're a bimbo bitch," he shot right back. "And I figure that is both figuratively and literally true."
"Ohhh, my smart brother can use big words," she sarcastically said. "How has that worked out for you?"
Eager to test his theory, his cock stiffening in his pants at the potential, he ordered, "Show me your tits, baby sister."
"As if," she scoffed. "I knew you were a fucking virgin, but this is pathetic."
He smiled, knowing she would spit venom at him, just like he knew Sarah would when he went after her, yet as anticipated, even as she talked, she unknowingly lifted up her nightie. "They're as nice as I imagined they would be," he said, looking at her large, firm tits.
She looked down and gasped as she realized she had taken off her nightie. "What the hell?" She said, bewildered.
"Cup those big melons for me," he ordered, enjoying the confused look on her face.
"Get out of my room," she demanded, her words venom, even as she again obeyed her brother's words, cupping her voluptuous tits.
"Okay." he agreed giddy that the product of his long years of research work was working exactly as anticipated so far. He went directly to the kitchen, grabbed a cucumber, and returned unannounced to his sister, who was still cupping her breasts, incapable of pulling her hands away.
"What did you do to me?" She asked, clearly frustrated that she couldn't stop cupping her breasts.
"Just modified your tiny brain," he shrugged, "which was ridiculously easy."
"I'm going to fucking kill you!" she threatened, her face red with anger.
"Actually, you are going to fuck yourself with this cucumber," he ordered, tossing it onto the bed.
"I will not," she defiantly replied, even as she grabbed the cucumber.
"Actually, why don't you give your new green friend a nice blow job first," he instructed instead as he pulled out his cell phone to film her.
"What is wrong with yo..." She questioned, before the cucumber muffled her question. She sucked on it slowly, her eyes big with shock and anger.
He filmed her sucking the cucumber with great amusement. After a couple of minutes, he said, "It looks like you have a fair amount of experience."
She glared daggers at him.
"Now fuck yourself with your new toy," he ordered.
Taking the cucumber out of her mouth, she continued her verbal assault, "You're so pathetic Brandon. You can't get a girl so you get yourself off by watching your sister."
"Oh, you are partially right. But this isn't about getting me off, this is about revenge," he revealed.
"Revenge?" She asked, as she mindlessly pulled down her panties.
"Yes, you have been a complete bitch to me your whole life and now I am going to teach you your place," he explained.
"My place?" She questioned, as she slid the cucumber into her cunt.
"You're like a fucking parrot," he joked. "Although you're obviously such a slut that obeying your brother gets you horny."
"Fuck you," she snapped, as she pumped the cucumber in and out, frustrated that it was indeed turning her on.
"Soon," he promised, foreshadowing his end game...which had nearly arrived.
"You plan to fuck me?" She accidentally moaned, frustrated she couldn't control herself and mortified that her loser brother was in control.
"Once you beg me to," he answered, amused that the drug was obviously working perfectly.
"When hell freezes over," she snapped, still not catching onto her predicament.
"You really are one insipid slut," he accused, amused at how oblivious she was still. "I don't know how you and I are from the same DNA."
"I ask myself that question all the time," she shot back, still adorably defiant as she pumped the cucumber in and out of her cunt.
"You're so adorable with your bimbo like defiance," he shot back, wanting to piss her off even more.
"You fucking bastaaard," she moaned.
"Fuck yourself faster," he demanded. "Fill that cunt with your new fuck toy."
"Shiiiit," she cursed.
"Are you horny?" he asked, already knowing the answer.
"Yes, dammit," she frustratingly admitted, her breathing getting heavier.
"You're horny fucking yourself in front of your brother?" he clarified.
"Yes, damn you," she said, "How did you do this to me?"
"Simple chemistry," he shrugged, "you know, the class you dropped out of."
"You're such a n-n-nerd," she accused, while furiously fucking herself with the cucumber.
"Better than a bimbo slut," he countered, "who fucks herself with veggies."
"You're making me do this," she countered.
"The video looks like you're doing this all on your own," he pointed out, before asking, "Does fucking yourself with a cucumber make you feel good?"
"Yes," she admitted.
"Is it bigger than your steroid boyfriend's cock?" he asked.
"Yes," she admitted, before adding, "he is going to rip you to pieces when he finds out what you have done."
"I'll probably make him a cocksucker," he shrugged, the idea suddenly a very appealing one. Turning a bully into a faggot was true justice.
"He'd never," she said.
"Like you'd never fuck yourself with a cucumber," he countered.
"Damn you," she weakly said, as her orgasm continued to build.
"Each stroke of the cucumber brings you more pleasure," he added to the growing number of orders.
"Oh yessss," she moaned, obviously a few pumps away from orgasm.
"But you can only come with my permission," he added, wanting to see her beg to come.
"Bullshit," she shot back, her breathing getting erratic, clearly thinking this was one rule of the mind she could break.
Knowing she couldn't lie, he asked, "What gives you more pleasure, your new cucumber cock or your boyfriend?"
"Oh God," she moaned, her look becoming more desperate.
"Which one, slut?" he asked again, wanting to humiliate her at the same time.
"The cucumber, dammit," she snapped, furiously pumping the cucumber deep into her cunt, getting frustrated because her orgasm wouldn't come.
"Do you want to come?" he asked.
"Yesssss," she whined.
"Beg, sister slut," he ordered, loving having power over her for once.
"I'm not a sluuuut," she protested.
"Says the girl fucking herself with a cucumber," he countered.
"Just let me commmme," she pleaded, sweat pouring down her face.
"Beg then," he reiterated.
"Please, may I come," she weakly begged.
"You can do better than that," he countered.
"Damn yooooou," she cursed. After a brief pause she begged, as she continued pumping her cunt, "please big brother, let your slutty sister commmmme."
"On three, slut," he said, still filming his sister's submission.
"Please, hurrrrrry," she whimpered, her breathing so erratic she thought she may pass out.
"One, two, three," he quickly counted.
"Fuuuuuuuuuuck," she screamed, loud enough to wake the neighbourhood, as she collapsed back.
His cock rock hard, he put the phone away, thrilled his formula had worked exactly as he had anticipated. He quickly got out of his jeans and underwear as she continued to quiver from the much delayed orgasm.
"Do you like sucking cock?" he asked, his almost eight inch cock standing at attention, inches from his sister's face.
She opened her eyes and was staring at his cock in awe at both its length and girth, almost double the size of her boyfriend's, which seldom satisfied her. "Oh my God, Brandon!"
"Oh my God, what?" he asked, knowing that every girl who had seen his cock up close had been shocked by its size...especially on such a scrawny nerd.
"Put that away," she said, although not turning away from it.
"Do you like sucking cock?" he repeated.
"Yes, I love it," she answered honestly, although she had never had anything this big in her mouth.
"Do you want to suck mine?" I asked.
"God, yes," she answered and then covered her mouth, frustrated that the words out of her mouth weren't the same as what she was thinking. "Why are the words I plan to say different from what are coming out if my mouth?"
"The drug takes away your bullshit filter," he shrugged. "You always tell the truth."
"Shit," she said, before adding, "that's not good."
"Do you swallow?" he asked, continuing his inquisition of his sister's slut factor.
"Sometimes, but I'd rather feel it inside me," she admitted, then cursed, "Damn you, Brandon."
"How about facials?" he continued, getting more and more amused as he watched her baffled by her answers and unable to not keep looking at his cock.
"Yuck," she answered.
"How about come on those big titties of yours?"
"Mike likes to," she admitted.
He stroked his cock and asked, "Baby sister, what are you thinking about right now?"
"Having that big snake inside me," she answered, before looking up at him and adding, "Fuck, I really can't lie."
"Nope, you always say what you really want," he explained.
"Forever?" she asked, worried about the long-term impact.
"That is still up for calculation," he answered, "although it may be."
"So I can never lie to anyone?" she asked, petrified.
"Yep," he nodded, "in essence you will have to always be nice to people."
"Ugggh," she sighed.
"You're my sister slave now," he replied.
"You really want to fuck your sister?" She asked, her face giving a look of disdain.
"Don't you want me to fuck you?" he asked.
"Yes, no, the question is confusing," she babbled, clearly overwhelmed.
"Sorry, for the double negative," he laughed. "I'll simplify it. Do you want to fuck your big brother?"
"God, yes," she admitted, her cunt wanting it, even though her brain thought it was disgusting.
"Am I bigger than your other boyfriends?" he asked.
"Way bigger," she nodded.
"Go ahead and stroke it, I know you want to," he offered.
"It's so big," she said, mesmerized by its sheer length and girth. "And hard," she added, as she grabbed it.
"All for you, my sister slut," he added.
His cock in front of her was mesmerizing, and she took it in her mouth. She swirled her tongue around the thick mushroom top.
He watched awestruck by how well the drug had worked to weaken her inhibitions and marvelling at how she was now sucking on his cock without being told. Her mouth was amazing, creating extra saliva to produce an amazing sensation unlike the few blow jobs he had had.
Backing off his cock, allowing a loud 'pop' sound to occur she asked, "Does big brother like?"
"Very much so," he nodded, loving she was doing this of her own accord, before adding, "Do you?"
"It's so big," she repeated, taking it back in her mouth.
He again smiled, knowing that she was making this decision of her own free will.
After another minute, he asked, "Does my slut sister want to get fucked?"
Her eyes went big as she took her brother's cock out of her mouth. "That would be incest," she pointed out, her hand still on his cock.
He laughed, "You just had my cock in your mouth."
"Oral isn't really sex," she countered, having sucked lots of boys, but having only had two in her pussy.
"That's ludicrous," he laughed, before asking, "So is anal sex, sex?"
"That's gross," she protested, having refused that every time it was brought up.
He smiled.
She saw his smile and begged, realizing the power he had, "Please don't make me want to have anal sex."
He shrugged, "As long as you're a good sister slave, I won't add that to your new conditioning."
Her cunt was wet and begging for attention, and she figured he wasn't bluffing about the ass threat, so she got on all fours, offering her pussy and said, "Well, what are you waiting for, big brother, make your fantasies a reality."
"Are you wanting it in the ass?" he teased, her perfect ass now staring him in the face.
"My pussy big brother, fill your sister's pussy with that big cock of yours," she offered, her tone sultry.
"I don't know," he teased, even as he got on the bed behind her, amused that she was offering her cunt without being instructed to.
"Just fuck your sister slut," she said, praying he would take her up on her offer, really wanting to feel what eight inches felt like inside her and not remotely wanting to be sodomized.
"If you insist," he smiled, as he slid his cock in her.
"Fuuuuuck," she screamed, the length and width filling her unlike any other ever had.
"You like that?" he asked, already knowing the answer, as he rested deep inside her warmth.
"God, yes," she admitted, wanting more. Without even realizing she was doing it, she began bouncing back on his cock.
"Shit, you really are an eager slut," he groaned, watching his bitch sister become his slut sister.
"You're soooo big," she moaned, bouncing on his cock, finally understanding just how good sex could be. She sucked cock to make her man happy; she got fucked because it felt all right and it made her man happy; but this was making her happy and bringing pleasure she hadn't known existed.
"Who would you rather fuck? Your boyfriend or your brother?" he asked, loving the quick transition from bitch to slut.
"You, big brotherrrrrr," she answered, her orgasm building.
"And you will be my personal cum bucket from now on?" he asked, not as a demand.
"Yessssss," she moaned, her breathing already erratic.
"And you will treat me with respect from now on, and talk me up in front of your slut friends?" he continued.
"Yessss, all my friends would love a piece of this big cock," she admitted, although she wasn't sure how to bring up such a topic.
"I'd love to bang Becky," he said. Becky was Carrie's best friend and fellow cheerleader.
"Okayyyy," she said, her orgasm so close and yet not exploding.
He kept watching his sister bounce on his cock, loving the power he had over her, partly because of the drug and partly because of his big cock. He was also amused because he knew she couldn't come until he said she could.
Realizing she couldn't come without permission, she begged, "Please let me commmmme."
"But I thought incest was wrong," he teased, quoting his sister's earlier words.
"Just let me commmmme," she begged, frustrated at not being able to.
"Come slut," he ordered, and watched as she instantly collapsed forward.
"Yessssssss, fuuuuuuuuck," she screamed, as the invisible dam broke and the most intense orgasm of her young sex life erupted through her.
He leaned forward and resumed fucking her, his own orgasm building, as she continued coming.
When he knew he wouldn't last much longer, he pulled out, stood up and ordered, "Slut, on your knees."
She quickly got off the bed and dropped to her knees as he shoved his cock in her mouth.
"From now on, you crave cum," he declared.
Instantly, she indeed craved his cum. She bobbed hungrily on his big cock.
"Tell me what you want, sister slave?"
She took his cock out of her mouth, even as she pumped it, "I want your cum in my mouth."
"Beg for it," he ordered, as he pumped his cock.
"Oh please, big brother," she begged, humiliation hitting her even as her mouth watered for her brother's cum, "Fill your sister's mouth with your cum."
"Open wide," he ordered, before seconds later shooting his cum in her mouth, although the first rope hit her on the nose.
As soon as the cum hit her mouth, she felt a sense of satisfaction, as her sudden hunger was fulfilled, and she leaned forward and took his cock back in her mouth to retrieve every last drop of his addictive seed.
"Good slut," he groaned, as she slowly milked his cock.
Pulling his cock out, he said, "You will never tell anyone about this."
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tell me abt your p5 oc insert au :0000
under the cut bc its long
big time munch - 05/02/2017and maemi tatsuko is yosukes adoptive younger sister(yosuke voice: im gonna love the city kids w all my heart)and himiko watanabe (narukami in this au) is yus twin sisterphantom thief of jokes - 05/02/2017I have the one shot Jared I’m gonna send it??? To u so you can send it in when u wantbig time munch - 05/02/2017and souyo is canon, and kanji/rise/naoto is canon, and himiko is dating kanamiand THENloves yumi ozawa - 05/02/2017GOODbig time munch - 05/02/2017there’s the next gen au which is an extension of the brosuke auphantom thief of jokes - 05/02/2017ID DIE FOR THE NEXT GENbig time munch - 05/02/2017where akira is himiko and kanamis son and hikaru is his older brother and hikaru is sent to watch over akiraand ise is maemis daughter who both live in tokyoand no one is cis or hetphantom thief of jokes - 05/02/2017literally no one is hetIt gets gayer everydayloves yumi ozawa - 05/02/2017goodphantom thief of jokes - 05/02/2017Ok so,,, u know Himiko’s gotta get that persona right?So here’s some context before I send the one shot (which I need to revise)big time munch - 05/02/2017hey emmett can u send it i have to go into the storephantom thief of jokes - 05/02/2017She is pissed at Yu for some shitYeah I’m gonna agdjakakbig time munch - 05/02/2017imma get those poptartsphantom thief of jokes - 05/02/2017GET THOSE POPTARTSANYWAYS here take thisyu_narukami: Himiko, please talk to mefunko_pop_narukami has blocked you.yu_narukami; Himiko, Im sorry. I should have told you. Please let’s talk this out.funko_pop_narukami has blocked you.yu_narukami: please Himiko, I’m worried.funko_pop_narukami has blocked you.yu_narukami: Himiko where are you?funko_pop_narukami has blocked you.yu_narukami; himiko please answer mefunko_pop_narukami has blocked you.yu_narukami; im coming into your roomyu_narukami; himiko why is yiur door lockedfunko_pop_narukami has blocked you.yu_narukami: Himiko pleadefunko_pop_narukami has blocked you.yu_narukami: himiko tjis isnt funnt
Yu slammed his shoulder into the door. She must be really pissed, he reasoned, trying to control his shaky breathing. She must have been so pissed that she locked the door and didn’t let him in. It wouldn’t be the first time. Normally, she didn’t block him, but this was just different. He slammed his shoulder into the door again.
It didn’t open. No, it just hurt his shoulder and -oh fuck ouch- he regretted that. “Himiko, you’re in there, right? C'mon open up. This…” He swallowed. “I’m scared,” he finished. There was no reply. All he could hear was the rain pounding on the roof. “She’s in there,” he mumbled, kicking at the lock. “She has to be.”
It took a few kicks, but he broke through and…
Oh god, she wasn’t in there.
Why wasn’t she in there?
Her window was open, some rain splashing in from outside.
He took a tentative step into her room. Maybe, she was with friends, maybe she…
There was noise coming from his room.
A familiar laugh.
Himiko’s laugh.
Oh god please no.big time munch - 05/02/2017: )loves yumi ozawa - 05/02/2017OH NObig time munch - 05/02/2017: )phantom thief of jokes - 05/02/2017Ahdhjsa ok I have Maemi’s shadow tooloves yumi ozawa - 05/02/2017oHH NObig time munch - 05/02/2017YESYESSSS YES SEND ITbig time munch - 05/02/2017(also fun fact: maemi was camping when she went missing so everyone was even more panicked : ) )phantom thief of jokes - 05/02/2017“It’s a… kid’s room and…”
Maemi Tatsuko is sitting on a bed in the corner of the room. Her eyes are unfocused, like she’s seeing something they can’t. There’s a soft murmur in the back of the room, saying something Yu can’t quite make out. He thinks maybe she can understand it, and that’s why she’s near tears. Why she takes such slow cautious breaths. Why her hands shake ever so slightly. Yosuke’s the first one in behind him, and the first one to try and move her. She’s near catatonic as he talks to her. “Maemi-chan, c'mon, let’s-”
There’s a yelp from under the bed.
Yosuke stumbles back.
“The hell?” Kanji mumbles. The rest of the team is in the room now, crowding the small space. A small hand reaches out from under the bed, and Yosuke falls flat on his ass.
It’d be a lot funnier if a bloodied Maemi wasn’t crawling out from under the bed and bleeding out on the carpet.
“Big bro?” The other Maemi stands up abruptly, clutching at her side. Tears well in her eyes. “Big bro, it hurts so much, it hurts and hurts.” She looks younger than the Maemi on the bed, with rounder cheeks, and maybe even shorter.
She wipes at her eyes with her bloodied hand, smearing it on her face. “Please save me, help me. I can’t do it. I’m too weak and pathetic. I can’t save myself.”
Maemi shifts on the bed. “That’s not true. I’m not-” Her voice gives out, as she stands up to face herself. The other Maemi whips around, still crying. “So you’re strong? But you’re me and I’m so weak, I can’t save myself.” The other Maemi rambles on, “It’s always been someone else who did it, the police, Dad, big bro. I was never strong enough and I need someone to save me. I’m too wimpy, but are you strong?”Maemi shudders. “I can be, I will be,” she says finally. It’s determined, brave of her to say, but the shadow doesn’t stop quivering where she stands.
“Ive said that too and it’s always a lie, a big fat lie, and I’m useless, so useless. Big bro didn’t even tell me about this dangerous world he goes in.” Yosuke winces at her words. “And so I just need to admit how weak and pathetic and-”
The real Maemi’s hands are shaking, closed in tight fists, and she shouts at the top of her lungs. “Shut up! Shut up! You’re-” Himiko breaks in, yelling for her to shut up, to not say what she’s about to.
But it’s too late.
“You’re not me!”loves yumi ozawa - 05/02/2017OHwhy ARE YOU SO MEAN TO YOUR OCSphantom thief of jokes - 05/02/2017I don’t know but I just realized I have written mainly angst for this aubig time munch - 05/02/2017BECAUSE IT MAKES ME LESS MEAN TO MYSELFok that’s a liephantom thief of jokes - 05/02/2017The only other like completed story I have is Ise’s,,,,
(all writing is by @owlwyng and he made me cry)
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