#my teeth are just actually kinda fucked up irl

[vexx-the-egg]

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[princess-of-the-corner]

So apparently TA did yet another interview regarding miraculous and outside of lying through his teeth regarding chloe(again) There's some stuff I think you might want to take a look at.

https://www.reddit.com/r/miraculousladybug/comments/1dy1l98/the_interview_of_thomas_astruc_and_s%C3%A9bastien/

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"Lila is the most difficult to write" yeah she REALLY doesn't have to be just make her fucking normal instead of creating hoops to jump through

'we already saw why lila is like this' unless this is 'because she's a 14 year old girl and therefore evil' there's been little that explains Lila. there /was/ originally back when it seems like she was just neglected and attention starved, but they turned her into some mastermind con artist so one of her marks being too busy to parent her is somehting she'd love.

I'm not even going to touch that 'we gave her the oppurtunity but it didn't make sense for her character' and 'a /real/ person would never turn good' bullshit.

..... they redeemed him. Because they wanted. To show a backstory. You can show a backstory without giving that fucker a 'oh actually /he's/ the victim here!!' bullshit ass redemption

At this point I really don't care why they didn't do the 2d

the darker tone of the PV was on the animators not TA and team? So one of the most intriguing aspects were literally just some guys going off on their own rather than intentional????

Simpleman being their favorite but either heavily disliked or straight up forgotten by the fans is.... telling.

Yet another on the list of 'based off someone TA knows!'. You'd think he'd stop confirming this after people went 'hey you base characters off irl people and you have an intense hatred of this character, are you venting something with her?'.

I call bullshit there's no way any of them would design themselves to look like that

At least we get a song!

On one hand, I want Akumanette and I def think enough things have shifted since TA's original 'no she would never be akumatized because then things are fucked' tweet to allow for that to happen. Namely Mr. Bug and Scarabella providing the groundwork of someone who could be Ladybug in her place. But I do not look forward to TA being fucking insufferable when people bring up the tweet and all 'you're looking too much into it' or 'clearly it was a deception'.

I know we're greenlit to season 8 already but GOD stop milking this dead horse

Ya know what fair enough gay as hell

On one hand I want more solid info on the alternate universe and The Supreme. But on the other hand the lore got so contradictory the more you look into it.

Nathalie's history is one of the few interesting points I'm actually kinda really hoping for.

my motherfucker in arceus Adrien is very much written as the secondary protagonist, we've had plenty focus on him and his pov. Just because y'all tried to make him the sexy lamp and shafted him last second in the finale and keep him from knowing jack all doesn't change that at this point it just becomes bad writing after multiple seasons of his importance

I am spooked by the idea of a live action.

Rip to Chloé continuing to get dunked on in season 6

[plaguethewaters]

hey lychee heeyyy if you ever wanna yk talk about the beeduo kids I will. I will Very gladly listen (<- avid listener)

my french hw is looking at me very badly.

ANYWAY i have been having very heavy brainrto about a second beeduo kid her name is Maple and she is absolutely perfect in every single way.

i have.l extensive enderman headcanons about pretty much all of their society and biology - because im sick and dumb in the head mostly, but also because i have a pretty detailed space au with endermen as a race where most of the wordbuilding came from. Then again, in my canon continuation au (wich started with the idea of making a better ending to the dsmp and then spiraled into like two more seasons and twenty to forty more years of story) ranboo is, in fact, a full blooded enderman and also a prince from the end so i kinda needed to get mysself some lore for that too.

Strictly maple specific biology fact include

endermen do not have any gender, but they also do not have any sexes. Unlike humans and other human based hybrids, endermen reproduce entirely asexually.

enderman reproduction is strictly based on the End, because endermen are technically made of End Dirt. There's a small, slightly related specie of enderman that is instead made of Nether Dirt. Ranboo is a little bit of an experiment, because they're made of both. (it was not an experiment on purpose. His older sister accidentally spilled the wrong dirt while he was being made)

This works basically like these: two or more people (more often more, as children are raised communally in hauntings. The only "single parent" household that really exists in the end is the royal family, and that's a whole other can of worms) decide they want a child. They gather around one of the Sacred Birth Places, which is any space that has a decently high density of dragon magic, and then they perform a ritual that i have yet to properly think about to make that baby. The baby is then made from the magic dirt and it'll proceed to grow pretty much like a human child.

The Dirt Baby is made 40% of dragon magic, 10% of Dirt, and 50% of their parent's shared souls.

(in my minecraft wordbuilding, a "soul" is the code a player runs on. For endermen player specifically, their sould is physically made into the enderpearl)

(the endermen that get farmed for the pearls aren't players, mostly. Kinda like the difference between and ape and a human irl)

Now enderian children. They are such fucked up little creatures and i love them very much.

First fact! They Do Not Have Mouths

just like. they don't. just skin down there.

It is mostly a defense mechanism: most predators in the end do not have the same kind of night vision enderman have, and hunt mostly by sound. Which means endermen children are uniquely silent and still most of the time.

The mouth does open with time - it fully opens around the time an enderman is fully matured. My ranboo, for example, still has his mouth kind of attatched by new lmanburg, and gets it fully open by the end of canon

children, not having mouths, cannot actually speak. They communicate mostly by vibrating (a purring kind of sound they produce with a secondary set of vocal cords that sits in their chest, just below their pearl. It can make a purring sound, a static kinda sound, and many many others), gesturing, and flapping of their secondary ears

their two sets of secondary ears are much smaller than the main set and will gradually disappear by the time they're like, 12 (which is also when the mouth is generally open Enough to start making sounds). Think of it like losing baby teeth.

And now, the star of the show (and the end of this post bc it is getting kind of long and i do actually need to study lmao)

BABY MAPLE!!!!

maple happens when Micheal is around thirteen (so think, 9 to 10 years after the end of the serie), and after a lot of things have happened in my regular canon

(For context, in that time period: The main villains (the egg and dream and dream xd) have all, separately, been defeated. Ranboo has been brought back to like, michael has lost his first two lives, the nukes have been launched, the apocalypse has happened for a few years, the dsmp as a political entity has been disbanded and every association to that has been made a bannable offense, our Main Cast beeduo family included has moved to a new, much normaler city, ranboo has discovered he's the long lost prince to the enderian empire and he has got a mother and a sister and he's actually even fucking richer than he was before, benchtrio has gotten a decent new life, michael has started elementary school and made a few friends, wilbur has gotten so much fucking therapy and is gradually trying to mend his relationship with his family. Not necessarily in that order).

At one point they just. decide to have a baby, just because, and michael is SUPER fucking on board with the idea. he loves the thought of a baby sibling, he adores the idea of having a partner iin crime, he's already decided the ways he will corrupt them to his side and use them to get more ice cream after dinner. he's happier about it than his parents tbh and they're really proud of that.

So they go to the end, and poof out baby maple with the usual enderian dark magic. Maple is a biological beeduo mix, and since my tubbo is a dragon hybrid, she's half enderman half dragon.

Given that she's made of end Dirt she's mostly enderman looking and deveopment wise, but she will grow wings at one point and her horns look a lot more like tubbo's than ranboo's.

Her name was given by tommy, because she has a cute little tail that looks like a maple leaf. He absolutely cried when they told him they're calling her maple, and he will deny this to his death.

They raised her pretty gender neutral because of the whole "endermen do not have gender thing" (and also bc in my minecraft world. people do not have gender at all mostly? Like sexes exist for human and human hybrids but there's a much much less strict gender spectrum) - but the second she was aware what gender identity was she fell in love with being a girl, and that was it. She was like, 6, but her opinion never changed much.

She becomes taller than michael by the time she's seven. He is adeguately horrified by that fact. She is still shorter than ranboo tho and it makes him gloat quite a bit.

She's very fem presenting, but she keeps her hair short by endermen tradition. (for enderman, the act of cutting one's hair is considered basic hygene. Not cutting it indicates grief, mourning, or a general tragedy big enough that you can't even take care of yourself. Ranboo, who still didn't remember this but did it by instincts, stopped cutting his hair after doomsday. Even decades post canon he keeps it super fucking long, out of the respect for the Goddess of Death that allowed his revival) (and also he thinks he looks relly fucking pretty with long hair) (he is right)

i have more thoughts but it Is 6 (six) pm so i am stopping. Good lick and very much thank you if you actually read my whole rambling lmao

[monkeytrick]

ausuweiueuiwqiu12

Sorry I pretty much only make posts like this rn and thnaks to everyone who reads them this is like. So much. But I’ve been freaking out so much lately bc I’m in a much better albeit temporary living situation than I’ve ever been in but I feel like I’m like. Genuinely way too depressed and scared to actually do anything since getting here. Which like I guess I can sorta defend bc I’m recovering from previous situation but I also kinda just feel like it’s how I’d be behaving regardless ☹️I got hired for a job at least but I’ve spent like every day I’ve been here essentially jsut pacing around and then getting really drunk and/or high to avoid thinking about any of the shit I actually need to do and then going to sleep at like 5 am. And I feel so much worse about it bc everyone here actually has been really kind and helpful about trying to help me get things on track but I feel like I’m just unable to do anything I need to do unless I have someone watching and helping me the entire time and I don’t want to put anyone in that position. I am basically like not speaking to anyone at all rn except for the people I live with and a select few internet friends and I have so much shit piling up on here and from people I knew irl in Wisconsin that I just haven’t answered at all. Ptsd symptoms have been getting worse since I first got kicked out and a little before I left for here I was regularly having days where I’d get like genuinely triggered in the most clinical sense from things I can’t really remove from my life and it would lead to me freaking the fuck out and fear vomiting and beyond that I’ve been so stressed that I just can’t eat anything at all without throwing up a lot of the time. I tried looking up if that particularly could be related to ptsd and I found so many people being like ‘yeah that’s a symptom I get it just never went away ever and I lost 80 pounds’ which scared me so fucking bad — I have some solace bc I don’t think it’ll be like that for me, since I got here it’s been like. Ebbing and flowing and I’ve had some days like that but some days where I’m like insanely fucking ravenous for no reason. Which makes me hope so fucking bad it’ll eventually go away but vomiting or getting nauseous being my response to so many things is making me so upset bc i already have really fucked up teeth and I know it’s damaging them so much more I am incredibly close to reaching the point where my upper teeth are just straight up all going to be actively rotting which I feel so disgusting and ashamed of talking about but I don’t know what I can even do to prevent it at this point unless I just full on get dentures or something. I know they’re like. Very obviously snd visibly fucked and I think people are generally polite about it but I feel like it impacts every interaction I have with people irl and all this happening is making me so much more insane and insecure about it. I had multiple really awful ptsd scary days consecutively like immediately after getting here which like, I kind of was prepared for bc I know it can actually get worse when you’re in a safer place but I didn’t expect it to hit so hard so fast and I’m afraid of it continuing to get worse. I’m literally like. In a better place than I have been since I was a small child basically and a MUCH better place than I was immediately before coming here and I’m trying really hard to remind myself of that but it’s so hard to like register anything at all other than being like fuck I need to die they need to kill me etc. I hope so bad I can take the steps to just like get my life together and hopefully get medicated for shit but it just feels so hard for now to exist and be alive at all I wish they could put me in a tube that would give me nutrients or something man

[localplaguenurse]

I am just nosy, forgive me. Can you describe each one of your mutuals?

Buckle up people and prepare to get complimented >:3c

First and foremost, they’re all absolute sweethearts to me.

There are my irl friends, such as @wretchedshade, @granolabird, @siriuscitrus and @scales-of-stardust or beta as I usually refer to them. I share the same braincell with these people.

Wretchedshade has been my best friend since we were ten, we’ve been there for each other for 11 years. I initially got her into anime, and then she got me into jojo, and every once in a while we cry about Doukyuusei again. She’s a great artist and is really good at writing sad shit, which is why I write sad shit; to have the glory of finally making her cry. She kicked cancer’s teeth in a few months ago so it’s about goddamn time something good come her way and I WILL fight someone on that.

Granolabird is the dm for my dnd campaign, and like I said, absolute sweetheart, chaotic adhd haver (actually like most of my friend group is like this lmao we’re all queer and neurodivergent). Either way, we used to share thoughts on each other’s original stories, and we still do sometimes but it’s mostly just sending each other tiktoks/reels like “this you” or “this your oc.”

Siriuscitrus is usually pretty hyper, but also tries to be v considerate of everyone’s feelings. If you said that the McDonald’s employee put pickles on your burger when you said no, they’d probably be the one to tell them. They’re also scarily good at vibechecking people and told me I give “future he/they vibes” and like a week later I said “fuck you’re right oh my god.”

You’ve probably seen me and beta’s interactions on here or in the ao3 comments. We enjoy our like playful rivalry/enemyship. I like to torment tease her and she usually gets me back pretty good, it’s all in good fun. It’s also really funny to me whenever we meet up, I tell myself “you are friends with them for reasons other than fic so do not make it about fic” and then we’ll spend literally hours talking about and brainstorming fic ideas. It just Happens.

I’m also gonna add @memory-mortis into here because while we’ve not met irl I’ve introduced him to my friend group. Yet another sweetheart, love her art style a lot, and she was one of the first comments I got on ginkgo trees to motivate me to keep going. I was kinda worried about bringing him into my friendgroup because like if I’m not overthinking I am not thinking At All. I was super relieved and happy that she like IMMEDIATELY fit in with everyone so :D

For some of my other close but only on tumblr/ao3/outside my general friendgroup mutuals! (There are too many so I’m sorry if you’re not here it’s mostly people I interact with more regularly ;-;)

@crimson-ashes who I have occasionally with absolute love called my “askbox gremlin” because they live in my inbox. I need to stress this is affectionate because genuinely, I love opening tumblr and seeing I’ve got asks from them. They gotta stop posting Astarion though because I’m feeling So Tempted to play BG but I know my laptop would kill itself (joking).

@crystalflygeo and I know I’ve called everyone sweethearts but genuinely, she’s probably one of the sweetest people I’ve had the pleasure of talking to. She’s really wholesome (unlike her writing which is never gonna be a complaint in my book, good soup) and super supportive of other people.

@madamemachikonew who’s super polite and really kind. She’s also really creative/smart when it comes to referencing real world art and philosophy in her writing and integrating it into her own worldbuilding. I would have never thought to have done that, and it makes her writing very unique!

We don’t interact as much but @probably-doesnt-exist, @ethve, @euniveve and @ainescribe are such talented artists and super sweet, have literally made me screech and cackle with utter joy whenever they draw the characters from ginkgo trees. I rotate through which art becomes my phone’s lock/home screens.

This is long af but fuck it, I wanna brighten people’s days and I told myself to say “I love you” to my friends and family more, so consider this one big “I love you!” to y’all. It’s a pleasure talking to y’all!

[reds-skull]

So my thoughts on the train wreck that was mw3

(spoilers... obviously)

I reblogged a post talking about this a few hours ago, and it talked about this issue better than I could, but the mission with Samara made me grind my teeth literally. It doesn't mention that at the end of the mission, when she's forced to wear a bomb vest and hold a glock, in order to get to the detonator to stop the bomb you need to go through a crowd of people. I didn't shoot them but the game encourages you to. jsyk.

It's really fucked.

Overall, I'll be honest I didn't take anything too seriously. I heard it's a shitshow so I just looked for the full half of the cup. I also had a feeling someone's gonna die so I was scared for everyone all the fucking time.

[continued rent below]

My favorite parts are where Graves and Shepherd show up actually, since everyone's so fucking done with their bullshit it's so funny. Ghost straight up asking Laswell to airstrike them killed me, Soap being feral is a highlight.

Shepherd being the prisoner made me laugh idk I can't take that fucker seriously.

I liked seeing more of Farah and Alex. Playing as price was also interesting.

Liked seeing what happened in Verdansk that was cool.

Now for the shit... I was expecting a sort of chasing around the world part 2 after a couple of missions. And that's what it is? Kinda? I'll be honest I'll need to rewatch to understand what was going at the start...

Now for the last mission... I saw people talking about Soap's death coming out of nowhere and I can't help but disagree? Like since Verdansk with Makarov threatening Soap and then Shepherd telling him it will all come back to bite him in the ass... I knew it will be him.

But did it make sense for him to die at that moment? That is harder to tell, I think they're aiming for his death to be a catalyst for Price, to be more ruthless. We see that with him killing Shepherd, like Soap wanted to.

Was it necessary for Price's arc to have Soap die? Not really. He was already set on killing Makarov at the start of the game. I guess you could say he's not tolerant of Shepherd and Graves' grey morality, but they didn't really pose a threat to the 141 after mw2. Shepherd went off the grid and Graves was busy with Farah and Alex.

In general I was surprised that was the last mission. It felt really jarring, even if I know it's supposed to lead up to mw4.

Small note gameplay wise (and glitches) I actually liked the changes, but that's because my favorite games are stealth based, so having the option for it was more fun for me. But I see the average cod player not enjoying it (not really what they signed up for).

I was actually feeling like if I had the option to return the game I would, but it's a dlc and I sure have more than 3 hours on mw2 so I can't...

(first time I buy a triple A game on release and that's what I fuckin get... kinda deserved ngl lmao)

The 2 main things that should be taken away from this are that first this was an impossible game to make in a year, there's a lot of overworking we didn't see behind the scenes, and we can thank the execs and the current nightmare that is the triple A games industry. You can't make a good game at that short of a time.

Second thing is, this is cod. As much as it wants to criticize the military, on the bottom line they got ties with the American military complex. Because of that, Call of Duty will never be an accurate view of the army, and will always glorify western military.

I honestly was agreeing with some of the stuff the villeins say at times when they criticize the good guys. But the villeins are often so over the top evil you can't really agree with them. And that's the point, isn't it?

So it will always have that issue. My interest in this story is purely from a narrative point, irl I come from an extremely militaristic place so I'm sick of all that shit propaganda. Might be obvious for the rest of you, but for the ones that are not... do your research. Learn about how propaganda works. I promise it will be useful to you at one point in your life.

(getting sidetracked here... sorry recent events really bring up some emotions. Mostly anger.)

Just as a sidenote about my own comics - I'm just gonna straight up ignore mw3. Might work with the Verdansk backstory because I liked that, but in general just imagine I'm going off on a tangent. As much as I like angst I want it more emotionally fueled than the campaigns, so if anyone dies, it's on my terms!

I've been really fucking busy with uni so it might take a while, but I'm working on a nice fluffy comic (with an idea I've planned months ago so it's completely unrelated to mw3)

Whoever's still reading, I'll cya then!

[lastoneout]

just me venting about being disabled and having migraines dwbi

I honestly think the worst part about this whole migraine thing is like, how much shit I genuinely just cannot do anymore. I mean I thought not being able to have gluten was alienating, but this? It's a whole other level.

And like thankfully I do think we're going to be able to solve the problem, I have an appointment with a neurosurgeon and physical therapist, it's just taking a while, but in that time I have had to give up just about everything that I had left that I could do. Going outside gives me a migraine because it's hot and sunny so if I have an errand or appointment that is legit the only thing I can do that day. I can't cook anything more complex than like scrambled eggs and even then some days the pain is bad enough that I can't even cut up an apple to eat. I can sit at my desk for like maybe 6 hours before I have to stop, and I'm usually still in pain the entire time, I just ignore it bcs if I legit spent every day in bed I'd lose my mind. And even when I'm in bed I have to be super careful about using my phone or tablet or switch bcs angling my head down instantly makes everything worse. I can at least shower and brush my teeth but like, barely.

Streaming is like the one thing I save my energy for because it makes me happy and pulls in a little money, and even then I keep having to cancel to take care of myself and rest. I want to do collabs and stuff with my friends so bad but I can't because I never know until the day of if I'm actually going to be capable of streaming or not. I've had to cancel streams an hour in because I thought I'd be fine but then the pain hits. I haven't been able to hang out in my friend's streams or be a mod in the ones I'm a mod in because I just can't. I haven't even been talking to anyone bcs I'm so fucking tired that I can barely muster the energy to be social.

I can't do chores because ALL of them involve Looking Down and I can't do that, and my fiance works full time so the house is messy. And he does help take care of me as much as he can but again, he has work and so I do have to take care of myself as much as I can, and there's no one else I know in town who can help take care of me(plus I'm still trying to socially distance bcs I do NOT need covid on top of this and barely anyone I know IRL masks).

And like I don't have any pain meds that help. I have a migraine rescue medication but I can only take it four times in thirty days and I have already taken it like seven times out of desperation, and it only gives me a day of relief, that's it. Ibuprofen helps, but only a little and only if I take like 600mgs and I can't do that every day or I'll get sick and the migraine pain already makes me so nauseous I can't eat sometimes so like, I don't want an ulcer on top of that. And there's no point in going to the ER because even the hardest migraine cocktail (toradol, steroids, benadryl, zofran, and morphine) at most gives me 2 days of peace before the pain is back. Even a steroid taper pack, which usually will break me out of any migraine cycle only took care of it for a week and I am SUPER sensitive to steroids, they make me feel like complete shit, so it's just not worth it to take one.

I could ask to see my neurologist but she sucks and just told me to take ibuprofen the last time I brought this up, and legit suggested I simply see a different doctor about the condition causing the migraines so really what's the point. She won't help me.

I could go to the ER and like beg to see a neurologist if there's one on staff who is willing to talk to me, but that's not really How The ER Works and they've already done CT scans of my neck to see if anything is being pinched and nothing is, and if they give me meds it will only help for a few days at most. Plus I kinda hate it there so like, I don't really want to go anyway. And urgent care straight up will not be able to help me.

And I don't even want to try to explain all that to any of my friends because it's such a major bummer and they can't do anything to help, but I also don't know how many times I can say "sorry I have a migraine that isn't going away and I just can't do most things" because like, it's the truth but like it doesn't feel like a good enough excuse? Idk.

I miss doing things. I'm in so much fucking pain all the time. My fiance's birthday is this month and idk if we're even going to be able to DO anything because of how fucked up I am and that makes me feel horrible.

I just want all of this to stop. But it isn't going to, at least not yet. So I just have to make peace with not being able to do anything for the next like three weeks.

I'm so tired.

[rivetgoth]

Yayyy Angel baby @lysistra tagged me in a “4 albums I’ve been listening to a lot lately” thingy so here are mine :D

D.I.N. — Up (2023): I’ve hyped this album up like endlessly this year because they are one of my favorite recent bands and I want them to get more recognition, but I’ve extra been replaying this album the last month or so because 1. The story I told earlier this month of hearing them come on before a concert on acid and how fucking transcendent and exciting that was 2. I JUST got to see them again last week and they put on suuuch a good show. They are also absolute sweethearts IRL. Song rec: “Try” or “Up.”

Foetus — Nail (1985): LOL ok normie rivethead answer sorry; I’ve loved Foetus for fucking forever but I’ve been revisiting his work recently coinciding with my Venture Bros rewatch to be entirely honest ahahaha. Anyway it’s a cold take I know but goddamn this album is a fucking masterpiece. Despite being an industrial legend I feel like Thirlwell does not get NEARLY enough acknowledgment for how absolutely incredible his work is, the merging of the orchestral-minded compositions and theatricality with his dirty nasty industrial sentimentality is just perfect. Song rec: “The Throne of Agony” or “Descent into the Inferno.”

cEvin Key — Resonance (2021): Whew I kinda slept on this when it first released! I mean, I checked it out and enjoyed it, but it’s taken me a few years to actually sit down with it and fully appreciate how masterful this whole thing is. It’s really lovely, cEvin’s solo work is hiiiiighly underrated and this album has some amazing guest spots. I’ve been having a rough time sleeping recently and just putting it on and laying there with it on repeat has been super comforting tbh. Song rec: “Night Flower” (Edward Ka-Spel vocals) or “Anger is an Acid” (Chris Corner vocals).

Stephen Mallinder — tick tick tick (2022): Uh oh, me and Angel have the same album on our lists. Almost like we live together or something 🙈🙉🙊 For real though, this album is INCREDIBLE. Definitely one of my top favorites of the entirety of last year, maybe even my number one. This month was the anniversary of its release so I’ve been revisiting it a bunch. After so many years Mallinder continues to put out unique, experimental, interesting electronic music that stands out amongst everything else. This album has a very psychedelic, dreamy, transcendent feel to it without losing any danceability. Perfect for fucking, tripping at the beach, long car rides in the city at night, etc. Song rec: “Hush” or “ringdropp.”

Angel already tagged a TON of the people I would’ve lol and I don’t wanna bother any mutuals who she already got so no repeats so uhh. @pusasiberica @euthaniized @tyger-teeth @omegaverse @meshugenist @captainspaulding @otisbdriftwood @abstractlesbian @dustofeve @3liza NO PRESSURE OF COURSE to do this lol and ofc if I forgot someone obvious sorry 😭🖤

[the-fiction-witch]

Breed P5

Media IRL X SciFi

Character Thomas Brodie Sangster (Alien)

Couple Thomas X Reader

Rating Smut

Series Breed

Smut Full Sex /eating out/ moaning/ 'princess'/ biting/ clawing/ breeding kink

I sighed as Thomas climbed off me catching his breath, I had been here for what felt like months and everyday at least once he'd be here and we'd have sex. Honestly it had gotten pretty boring the moment I heard his feet on the stairs I'd just lay on my back, I'd even started reading during I was so bored of this. 

"How long do we have to keep doing this?" I asked

"Just till you get pregnant. Then we can stop for a while. I told you I had to break you in"

"Yes I just imagined it being far more interesting"

"Awww what you bored of my cock?"

"a little bit yeah" 

"I know. I mean it feels great but I'm kinda bored too. It's just till you get pregnant and you have your first breed. once that's done we can have more fun I promise" He says giving me a kiss before getting up and getting dressed again

"How long does it usually take to get pregnant?"

"It depends princess" he shrugs 

"How will I feel? when I'm pregnant?"

"You'll know" He smirked giving me another kiss "rest up and rest the seed oven" he cooes kissing my stomach 

"That's kinda a weird thing to say?"

"Your my breeder princess. accept that and you'll be a lot happier" he sighed "Look as soon as you have our first child, then you'll be broke in and we can actually start having fun, until then we are kinda stuck like this,"

"and if I don't get pregnant?"

"... then I send you home. Your no use as a breeder who can't breed" he says "Relax it won't be long, I promise once your pregnant we'll have something special okay"

"Okay,"

"Now. I have some work to do. have fun okay?"

"I will" 

I laid in bed rather bored mostly because it had been a day or two since Thomas had come to see me and I had oddly missed him

"Morning Princess" he cooes at the door

"Morning Thomas" I smiled as I sat up on my elbows 

"Awww don't you look delectable this morning" he smirked coming over and leaning on the bedpost 

"I haven't done anything since you were here last"

"Well maybe I've been bored stuck up with paperworks and a boring wife the last couple of days" He cooes "Making you look far better by comparison" 

"I do?"

"you always look better my little breeder" he growled kneeling on the bed with me

"Perhaps you shouldn't want any longer" I giggled 

"don't encourage me princess" he smirked holding my ankles and pushing them as far apart as possible, he undid his shirt and pulled it off, throwing it to the floor. He undid his pants letting them quickly kicked them off the bed. He glanced down at himself as he stood tall completely hard "Come on then princess." he smirked

"Yes, thomas" I blushed kissing the bottom of his stomach being careful not to catch his sensitive skin with my teeth between kisses "Missed me?"

"Of course I've missed my little princess," He smirked pushing me down flat on the bed he " let's see if your still as good as I remember" he smirked giving my stomach a kiss then down to my inner thighs, he pushed my legs open and buried his head between my legs kissing and nibbling on my clit

"Uhh! Thomas!" I gasped tugging on his hair

"Go on princess my name sounds so good coming out of your mouth," he growled clamping his lips around my clit licking and sucking me mercilessly "You scream a little louder maybe my bitch wife will hear you" 

"AHHH! Thomas!" I squealed pulling on his hair hard, making him pull back and lick across his lips

"Fuck you taste as good as I remember" He growled licking up my stomach and between my breasts, up to my neck biting and kissing my skin "Scream for me princess" moving down to grope and fondle my breasts moving to kiss and suck at my nipples

"Thomas stop it!" I giggled pushing him away

"Do you forget who owns you princess" He smirked "You're my breeder. I do whatever I want and you do as I say"

"but I-"

"What my little princess need something a little more.... invasive?"

"Ummm hum" I nodded

"alright you really have missed me princess" He growled and smirked hard took my hand softly giving my hand a soft little kiss and setting it on his cock, I smirked and stroked across him a few times before he pushed me away and came closer stroking my thigh before he pushed hilt deep inside me 

"Uhhh!"

"Yeah, you love me again all I had to do was leave you alone a day or two before for begging for my cock again" 

"Thomas Please!"

"You're Adorable" he smirked holding my hips as he moved thrusting fast and hard much more so the last night as now without the confines of the small mini around us, I arched my back off the bed whenever I felt the shock of pleasure from his hitting the perfect spots inside me, often times he would lean down and make out with me or bite and suck on my neck often times moaning when he heard me scream "Fuck" he groans burying his head in my neck as his hips moved mercifully the bed creaking and squeaking below us, I knew I was close it wouldn't be long before I hit my high often screaming and moaning in his ear, scratching my nails down his back "Come on princess, I wanna watch you fall apart for me" he smirked "Cry and scream like my cute little begging breeder"

"ahhhhhhh ahhhh ughhhhhh thomas" I smirked back moving my hips a little too

"Uhhh! fuck!" he groans getting faster and faster which causes me to hit my orgasm screaming in his ear and digging my nails into his back, he groans and monas letting me ride it out before he pulled out I was about to help him with my hand but I didn't need to as he almost instantly bit down on my neck hard as he burried his seed inside me "Fuck! I knew leaving you for a while would get you back how I love you" he cooes pulling out and stroking my cheek "no more pouty princess?"

"No"

"Good girl" he cooes giving my lips a kiss before climbing out of bed and re dressing 

"Uhh thomas?" I asked as I noticed how strange I felt all of a sudden

"Yeah?"

"nothing" I shrug

"You okay?"

"yeah just - nothing I'm fine"

"Alright, I have a meeting but I'll see you later okay?" he says getting his shirt on 

"Okay" I smiled 

"Good girl," He cooes kissing my head before he headed out

I sat on my balcony looking out across the red ocean rubbing my stomach, Thomas only left an hour ago but I felt so strange. It felt so weird like he was still inside me. like the feeling of his seed inside me never left me, like I had a pocket of air trapped within me that couldn't be moved no matter what I did and I had tried everything that could be imagined I even took a dip in the hot tub in hopes to solve this pain but nothing had worked. I grew more and more worried and even though I was convinced it was only my foolish imagination I felt like my stomach was swollen. Like my stomach had distended. 

but I forced it away and looked out to the sweet red sea until i felt this horrible cracking inside me like my hips shattering which caused my body to leap from the chair to the floor in pain screaming so loud it echoed across the cliffs

I tried to crawl inside but I found myself paralyzed with pain bright purple fluid ushing from me as the pain ripped though my body 

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH THOMAS!" 

[chryblossomjjk]

FIRST OF ALL

MISS KIKI!!!! I mean… can you get any better than this? You’re already on top… seriously.😫 took me so long to write this but I’ve read pt 3 on friday LIKE A THIRSTY HOE THAT I AM and I got to say … miss Ma’am you killed me AND my sleep schedule! I was up all night reading and giggling (I had to read it slowly cuz didn’t want it to eeeeennnnd 🫠🫠). Gonna miss practice jungkook so much he’s such a babe 🤕. Oh and honestly could relate with OC and her emotionally constipated ass a LOT💀 gotta love her (she’s me I’m her). But also I have some questions if you don’t mind 🥰💃🏻 (not sure if I’ll write everything in coherent english but please bear with me 🥹)

Reading pt 3 actually got me, is there any topic that you find particularly hard to write about? Like smut or angst for example. When oc and jk were having “the talk” and he kinda blows up on her (but as a reader I was like HE’S JUST A BABY !) it must be challenging to write those dialogues and not “damage” the character right?

Oh and I was just wondering if he actually heard her calling him FOR 10 MINUTES and took his time getting up BRUSHING HIS DAM TEETH while oc was BEGGING (cuz if so I found it hilarious) then it was just silence and he sped up to open the door for her. 🤌

And laaaaaaast (not really cuz I could go on n on here but I’ll leave you alone) Do you intend to keep this couple alive and write a drabble (?) maybe (?) in the future (?) or is it the last of them ? 😫 #alredymissingthesecuties

OK SORRY BYE LOVE YA

irl selfie of me after reading this

i find smut extremely difficult to write! it's like sex isn't mindblowing all the time so it's hard to try to write amazing sex scenes for every fic yk? like how many ways can i write ppl fucking lol yk?

and the character thing is so true, especially when it's a series !! sometimes you want to write things but you're not sure if that fits the character. or if the do something/say something that accidentally will make the audience not like them lol.

BBY BOY HEARD HER KNOCKING AND IGNORED HER LMAO. when she apologized he was like hmmm... maybe i should talk to her hold up.

you guys will see this couple in ask games and i might do a few drabbles here and there! want to do one of them n a pregnancy scare down the line <3

thank you so much for reading and i fucking lub u :',))

[b0mblover]

jeeze

(im gonna ramble abt hawaii part ii loptson)

hhgghh originally i had planned it to only take amybe a month or two but now im starting to rethink it bc i just /cant/

ive uh, mentally been going back and fourth with my emotions, and uh honestly, my mental health has been kinda poor lately so if i keep trying to do this when i dont have any real soild idea (as usual) its only gonna make me worse off,

i cant really say how i want this irl time wise to go (months etc) bc well, my drawing isnt really consistent, but as of right now im thinking around 1-2 a month?

tho yk, i could wake up tmrw and have all the motivation in the world or absolutely none!

i still really fucking am having brainrot abt it and i dont /plan/ on abandoning the idea (tho yk how that goes) but i also really dont wanna get burntout,

(as of posting) i actually have a good bit to do irl, collage shit, i have to choose new classes today, i have to get my school portfolio done, i have to get my art portfolio done (which is purely me with no help, its gonna suck) i really cant give off alot of info esp on public but its more than likely by 11:30 am today my father is gonna be out of a job, I STILL NEED TO BRUSH MY DAMN TEETH 😭😭 how have i forgotten its almost 10-

i dont wanna put art on the backburner for multiple reasons but uh, ill probably have to slow up my pace at least for a little bit,

on a slightly different note;

i just cannot figure out what to draw ;-;

i really was having alot of fun with the hand tef sheet tbh but uh, yk, i actually like doing more than that (it bothers me if i dont draw something “proper”) i uh know im not really a background artist in the slightest but i had an idea and i might just go with it for the time being, or something? hhhhh i dont really know

ig i shouldnt force it, it doesnt ever work out when i do anyways

hhgh sorry not sorry for the ramble, this just wouldve made no sense on my main

[teememdee]

To be entirely honest, I feel like some people are waaay too negative/focused on the negatives of Kai'Sa's design and refuse to actually acknowledge her character. It goes the other way too with people using her as waifu bait, but some people are just... a bit over the top.

Like, I get it, really. I also wish she maybe had some scars, or maybe her helmet had sharp teeth or whatever, but what we have is at its worst, kind of underwhelming.

Love your work by the way, I hope Kai'Sa's in Project L, it'd be fun.

Oh one billion percent. It’s a very easy and obvious criticism to make so I get it. When the beginning foundations of a character is failed by their design (girl seen as a monster doesn’t look like one), it makes for very glaring cracks in what is a good story so people don’t think the story is worth their time (but it is).

But even regardless of how we think the second skin suit looks, when you take the time to actually study the high-res models like the one in The Call, the suit is actually like, kinda gross. There’s zero reason for the cleavage of course, but it’s also, you know, a second skin. The non-armored parts are fleshy, and I like to imagine it pulses a little as it hungers. Even if her face is normal I can imagine that to someone living in a region with creatures of the exact same texture and material, she’d be a little scary / grotesque to look at.

Additionally, her face may be mostly normal and her body still a normal shape, but the fact is that she still can’t take it off. She doesn’t look like a normal human anymore, she can’t. She may end up accepted by a few who see her and who she lets see her like Taliyah, but unlike her face, the armor isn’t something she can hide.

I want to believe they’re also kind of remedying this a little? The Bel’Veth cinematic and accompanying short story Pinwheel are like, my favorite things ever, especially the moment where Kai’Sa’s mask is pulled back to reveal her humanity, whereas Bel’Veth’s “mask” is pulled back to reveal her true monstrous form. To me this is showing that Kai’Sa is too Void for humans, but too human for the Void. “You are alive because I allow you to live,” Bel’Veth says, and she could very easily not allow it if she stops believing that Kai’Sa is useful to her.

I also have a lot of thoughts that a lot of what Kai’Sa believes people see her as is actually how she sees herself but I’ll save that for another day.

At its core, Kai’Sa’s story is the story of a girl who was torn from her loving world and family and she can no longer return to it. Her parents’ daughter has been exchanged for the Daughter of the Void. She wants to retain her humanity but struggles as people reject her and her monstrous traits and abilities are what allow her to survive. She struggles with her memories, they are the only company she has at times and desperately clings to the memory of the girl she used to be, but as a matter of survival she frequently pushes them down and chooses not to remember.

“As a child of the sands, to forget the sun makes me want to cry.” It hurts my heart.

Also my hottest take is that if / when she finds Kassadin again, the problem won’t so much be that Kassadin won’t recognize her because of the second skin (and resulting criticism that she doesn’t look that different) but Kassadin is so consumed by his grief that he simply cannot believe that his daughter could be alive. Bel’Veth says he no longer has his full mind. My ideal reunion has Kai’Sa pleading with him to remember, pouring out the memories she’s kept and has refused to forgotten, but Kassadin does not hear them and denies any possibility that any part of his family still exists. Yes Kai’Sa is my favorite character ever. Yes I want her to suffer immensely.

tl;dr — she should look more fucked up yes, but she would still look nasty irl and the more recent narratives are playing into the contradiction a bit more.

And thank you so much for enjoying my work!!! I’m also really hoping to see Kai’Sa in Project L not only because her model and animations will be awesome but also so I can have her on a team with Ahri and make them kiss

[veenixdreamjournal]

Four major dreams today and probably some smaller ones but I can't remember any.

First, a dream where my family and I were doing some illegal digging in the middle of our damn kitchen. Mom's ex was there too so this was set at least a year or two ago. We accidentally hit something radioactive and half the people in the house died while the rest got really sick. My mom was weak. I didn't get many symptoms except my teeth falling out in the next dream? Weird connection but ok. I called an ambulance to pick us up. For some reason I kept talking to the operator and explaining various things, even passed the phone to my mom. We discovered that she hung up or was disconnected so uhh. Time wasted. When I cam back to the kitchen the giant fucking hole was gone. Someone covered it up so we wouldn't get caught even though I already told the operator about the digging.

And now, the weirdly connected one. We were at a tower that doubled as a sort of hospital and tripled as a hotel. There was a giant balcony located on a cliff that ran vertically alongside the tower. It was used as an arena for flight shows and competitions which I think were for some quadruped birdlike creatures. A little like griffins but fully bird. There were mountains all around the building and it formed a sort of circular valley. The seats fro the audience were located on those mountains.

Me and mom got registered and were given a fairly spacious room to stay in while we get better. We were allowed to go out and watch the shows of course. This is where my teeth started falling out. Normally, I wouldn't bat an eye because I do have teeth problems irl and I'm acutely aware of those in my dreams but even my healthy canine fell out. I kinda panicked and realized it was probably the radiation and went out looking for uhh... help? Idk, all I did was panic and probably cry. That's when I noticed that there was a full on air war instead of shows. I seamlessly transitioned into being a bird and tried to fly around unnoticed and take out one of the snipers. Upon landing on the mountain where he was, I discovered the sky was a wall. No acknowledgement there, it's only weird when I think back to it. I had several attempts because I kept being stupid and trying to throw rocks n shit instead of just jumping and strangling the guy. I even threw a lit match that I ignited using my rough skin. It was just the head with like 2mm of the stick left so that didn't work either and burned out instantly. Finally, my bran got a random shot of the cliff from within the valley. It had water which ig is kinda cool. I think the water was used for shows in some way.

Then there was a weird one. I was laying down watching some documentaries about straight up horror creatures like a gigantic man-shaped beast with limbs as thick as tree trunks. The documentary adamantly claimed everything was fake. Every creature appearing in movies, videos and works of fiction was 100% undoubtedly fake. Guess what. No. It was a government coverup to always claim that. This unfortunately lead to people not being careful and an apocalypse-type scenario. Me and my son who I for some reason had and who I think was the actual person watching the documentaries, ran upstairs and locked ourselves in the attic before the creatures arrived. We had to keep quiet because they were very sensitive to sound. Every time we failed and got eaten, the dream restarted to us hiding with slight alterations. We had a locker and hid in there. That didn't work. A strangely big locker the size of a house? Worked for a while but we made too much noise. The roof was entirely vents for some reason so that's why. The thing even had a mini lab where the kid found water when we were thirsty as hell. It was yellow but you take what you can get. Finally, a full on bunker. Soundproof and stocked up. That did work. Which leads me to my next dream. Also yes, the fucking thicc ass steel wall bunker was entirely located in the flimsy attic and didn't make the house crumble.

Next, I was a different person but still in a similar environment. This time the entrance to the bunker was what you'd expect and located on the bottom floor. I should mention that every house was a modified version of my house, this time it was my grandparents' kitchen. I couldn't make it inside the bunker in time and any attempt would cause movement and noise so I just stopped moving and laid down as the monsters entered which I somehow survived. Fast forward a bit and the monsters became gnomes?? Different times ig. There were two types of gnomes, zombies and masters. I was pretending to be a zombie. It wasn't the easiest. I had to have my eyes rolled back, make sounds, work while doing it, etc. It was just the eyes at first because I was laying down in a bag and just had to do it every time someone peeked in to check if I was a zombie or human. It got harder once me and a human friend started trying to get out. We had to blend in first so we did what we could, even participating in a digging trial, the gnomes loved their tunnels. The team who won had a zombie called Ambidextrous who could clear out two barricades blocking off tunnels at once, other could only do one. We lost but it did help with blending in. We tried getting hats and putting them on but changing hats in public was considered indecent so I think we just left them. Time finally came for an escape plan and the practice we got during the trials helped. We dug tunnels in such a way that we could travel from fireplace to fireplace, even on higher floors. Somehow. This led to us finally escaping by tunneling over to the neighbors.

Some extras I can't fit anywhere but were definitely part of something:

1. Me and my mom owning a field with a playground that had the company logo attached to a shop. There was a next there and the odd placement mostly prevented cats from messing with it. None were really willing to try getting on slippery steel pipes except one motherfucker that we chased off. I think we owned her too.

2. Mom and grandma trying to convince me to steal shrimp from an industrial-sized shipment barrel and me walking off mad that they'd even think to do that. Yeah. What.

Damn, this was long. Hope you didn't fall asleep, you might just get eaten by a giant bug monster >:)

[jadequeen88]

Incel Tomura

I couldn’t think of a good title for this, so... I just went with something real blunt. Anyway, this was inspired by a friend and how she actually met her IRL boyfriend.

PAIRING: Incel!Shigaraki x egirl!reader

TW: face sitting, degradation, mommy kink, reader basically bullying Tomura (he deserves it)

3.2k~

AS ALWAYS MY FICS ARE STRICTLY 18+

“TCH!”

Tomura scoffed at the screen of his laptop. The Discord server he helped admin had gone to shit since he let that idiot Dabi loosen the requirements to join. It was one thing when Toga joined. He knew she was a decent gamer. But you? With those stereotypical cat-ear headsets, perfectly done make-up and short skirts? Please… He saw right through you. Just another fake ~uwu~ e-girl trying to pretend they knew what they were talking about.

It didn’t end with you being annoyingly informed in the gaming chat, either. You were always in the anime and manga chats, too… Suggesting different ones that there’s no way you actually enjoyed.

But the WORST part of you being in the server? Spamming the picture chat with selfies and outfit pics. No, it wasn’t against the guidelines and yes, you got lots of compliments (of course, you were clearly hot), but it made Tomura livid. Where there used to be pics of half-built PCs and screenshots of character upgrades, now there were endless pictures meant to tease and bait the guys in the server.

Today’s picture is what sent him completely over the edge. Your hair was put up in two messy space buns, signature pink cat-eared headset perched on your head. Your black, mesh top was straining against your tight, hot pink bra, barely hiding your cleavage and your slender neck was adorned with a chunky, black collar with a large, silver ring hanging from the front. The icing on the cake, though… the thing that broke him, was the face you were making. Eyes crossed, little pink tongue lolling past your perfect hot-pink lips, it was an obvious ahegao face. The caption read:

“New collar! Thank you for da gift @XxXknifey_wifeyXxX”

Followed by a bunch of annoying ass emojis.

Tomura shifted in his gaming chair, his growing bulge making his sweats tight. He gritted his teeth and opened his DMs…

******

You snickered as you opened your text chat with Dabi. Poor Tomura… He had no clue his friend was an old high school buddy of yours and sent screenshots every single time he bitched about your presence on the server. At first, it was just a couple of snide comments, but you quickly decided to turn it into a game. You’d add more emojis than you normally would, flirt shamelessly with Toga in the chat, and be very vocal with your opinions. Then it progressed with more and more selfies, pics showing off your new skirts, and pics of your pink, girly gaming setup. Today you pushed it with the ahegao face, you’ll admit. It was pretty out of character for you, but you couldn’t wait to hear about Tomura’s reaction from Dabi.

It was everything you hoped it would be:

Decay_666_

So can we give those bitches their own chat or what? Seriously, I’m sick of seeing their shit everywhere. Did you see her ahegao face selfie? This server was supposed to be for ACTUAL gamers, not fake e-girl sluts spamming the chat with their bullshit…

Cremation_Daddy

Lol, damn dude, calm down… we can make a separate chat. You’re the only one on the server complaining. Y/N really fucking you up that bad?

Decay_666_

Oh, fuck off… she’s just being an attention whore and it’s getting on my nerves.

Cremation_Daddy

Yeah, whatever you say. Prolly jerkin it to that selfie right now

You didn’t know why, but you kinda had a crush on the skinny loser. Knowing how worked up he’d get over the smallest things you did thrilled you. You wanted to know just how badly you affected him and today was the day you’d find out.

*****

Tomura heard a ping from his monitor alerting him to a new DM. expecting it to be Dabi giving him more shit, he scowled and clicked over to his Discord tab. When he saw that it was you DMing him, it was like someone had poured a bucket of ice water over his head. He could barely type he was so nervous.

Y/N

Hey :)

Decay_666_

Hi

Y/N

How did you like my new collar?

Tomura panicked. Had Dabi said something? There’s no way he’d do that. How did he even respond to that? He decided to feign ignorance.

Decay_666_

What collar?

Y/N

*image*

He audibly gasped. You sent him the selfie you’d posted in the chat earlier. Somehow, it was even hotter than the first time he’d seen it. Probably because you had sent it to him. You wanted to make sure he saw it. The thought alone made him painfully hard. He typed out a shaky response:

Decay_666_

Yeah… you look really pretty :)

He grimaced. He couldn’t think of anything clever when he was put on the spot like that. Plus, how long had it been since he’d spoken to a girl one on one? Much less a hot one? Never. That’s when.

Y/N

Aww, you’re so sweet :) wanna see it in person?

Now Tomura was wondering if he’d died and gone to heaven. Did she want to meet up? Wearing that fucking collar? There’s no way… He stared at the screen for a good ten minutes before another ping brought him back to reality.

Y/N

I’m free now if you are. Plus, there’s a new episode of *insert favorite anime* out and I didn’t wanna watch it alone.

Decay_666_

Yeah. Sure.

His response was almost uninterested but inside he was panicking. When was the last time he showered? How much time did he have to get ready? Did he even have any clean clothes? He leaped from his chair and ran to the bathroom to brush his teeth. Another ping rang out and he raced to check his DMs to see that you’d sent your address. To his surprise, you only lived a short walk from him. Another jolt of excitement shot through his spine as he quickly responded.

Decay_666_

Be over in 30 :)

He turned on the shower then started picking through his pile of clothes finding the ones that smelled the least offensive. He couldn’t remember the last time he’d been this nervous and excited at the same time.

*****

 Tomura shifted from one foot to the other, nervously scratching at the side of his neck. He caught himself before the skin there broke and he ended up having to deal with a bloody neck on top of already being a nervous wreck. He’d only been standing outside your apartment for a minute or two, but it felt like an eternity. He kept checking his phone to distract himself. Just as he was starting to question if this had been a good idea, the door flung open.

His eyes widened and his mouth turned into a thin line. You answered the door in a fucking towel. He began opening and closing his mouth like a fish that had been plucked from the water. You giggled innocently like it was perfectly normal to answer the door nearly naked.

“You’re here a little earlier than I expected! I just got out of the shower. Come on in,” you moved to the side to give him room to walk through the door into your small apartment. You were sure to not move completely out of the way so he’d have to almost brush against your chest. You could feel him stiffen and hold his breath as he passed by.

This was going to be so much fun…

*****

Tomura’s dick had been painfully hard the moment he’d seen you in that towel. Luckily, when you’d gone into your bedroom to get dressed, he was able to position it in his waistband so he wouldn’t be pitching a tent in front of you. The thought of you noticing him popping a boner just by looking at you in a towel was mortifying. 

However, what you decided to change into didn’t help his situation. Your baby pink terry cloth shorts would have shown the curve of your ass had it not been for the little row of ruffles around the bottom. Your tank top, the same baby pink color as your shorts, was pulled tight across your chest (holy shit, were you not wearing a bra?!). A fleeting glance at your chest proved to Tomura that you definitely were not wearing a bra.

“You can come on back,” you beckoned from the doorway of your bedroom, “I thought we’d be more comfortable in here…”

He gulped and rubbed his sweaty palms on his jeans before nodding and rising to walk towards you. Your room was foreign to him. Decorated with all shades of pink and purple, soft, plush bedding, and a soft pink glow emanated from the LED strip lights that lined the walls. Tomura stood awkwardly, looking around for a chair to sit in when you flopped onto your bed and began pulling up the streaming app on your tv. 

You looked up at him sweetly and patted the spot on the plush comforter next to you. “Come sit, Tomu! You don’t have to stand way over there. I don’t stink, ya know,” the wink you gave him made his knees buckle.

“Umm,” he chuckled nervously, “No, of course not. You, uhh… you smell…”

No, you were way too close. This was bad. There’s no way he would be able to string together a coherent thought, much less hold an actual conversation with you. You pout and lean in even closer to him.

“Tomuuuuu!” fuck, he hated that he loved that stupid nickname, “You think I smell?!”

“What?! N-no, not at all. I was trying to say that-”

Before he could finish his sentence, you tilted your head to the side offering up your neck for him to smell and he swears his eyes crossed as he tried to absorb what was happening.

“I even wore my new perfume! Go on, smell. Tell me what you think,” you smirk looking out of the corner of your eye.

Fuck.

You were teasing him, he knew you were, but his dick was so hard that he was completely at your mercy. He leaned in to take a tentative sniff and his eyes wandered lower. His breath hitched when he noticed the outline of your hardened nipples peeking through the thin material of your tank top. Before he knew what was happening, you turned your face forward and put your mouth next to his ear.

“Are you looking down my shirt, you pervert?” you purred. Tomura made some sort of incoherent noise and pulled away.

You laughed and pushed his shoulder playfully, “Geeze, I’m just kidding! You’re wound so tight.” you pause making a thoughtful face.

“Oh, I know how to help! Come on, over here,” you pulled him between your spread thighs and proceeded to rub his shoulders, working out all of the knots in his lean back.

After a few seconds, Tomura began to relax into your touch, slumping slightly and letting out a tiny sigh. He was deathly still the entire time you massaged him. He was terrified if he moved too much that his raging boner would free itself from his waistband. When your hands left his shoulders, he started to move away just to be pulled back into your lap. His head landed in your cleavage as your hands trailed down his chest. 

“Hmm, so tense, Tomu,” you whispered into the crown of his hair, “Is my massage not working?”

He wanted to yell that of course he was tensed up. That his dick is the hardest it’s ever been in his life and if he doesn’t hold as still as possible, he’s scared he might start humping the air like a pathetic dog. Before he can answer, your hand trails down to the waistband of his jeans, and he freezes. The tips of your fingers brush across his leaking tip and Tomura lets out a low, needy moan before he can stop himself.

“Just what I thought,” you purred as you began to trail your fingers up and down the hard bulge in his jeans, “Pathetic. Look at you, so fucking hard for me. And all I did was rub your shoulders.” He wanted to defend himself, but all he could do was whine as his eyes rolled in the back of his head while you continued touching him through his jeans.

“And to think, I never thought you’d want anything to do with some fake bimbo like me. Because I only game and watch anime for attention, right?” you squeeze his cock through his jeans, causing him to yelp. “Well? What do you have to say for yourself, incel? Wanna tell me why your dick is this hard for me if I’m so annoying to you?”

The realization that Dabi had told you everything flitted through the back of his mind, but he didn’t have room in his brain right then to be mad at him. He had to do whatever he needed to do to keep you touching him.

“I, ahh... I’m s-sorry,” he stuttered pathetically. The front of his jeans was wet from your teasing and the denim was rubbing him raw through his thin boxers, “D-didn’t, fuck, didn’t mean it like… ahh, l-like th-that.”

You loved how easily you could wreck him. You pet his hair back from his sweaty brow as you cooed at him lovingly.

“You know,” you removed your hand from the front of his jeans and he whined from the lack of friction, “You really hurt my feelings, baby. I thought you were so cool and the whole time, behind my back, you said just mean things about me.”

He sat up and turned to face you. His pathetic, needy gaze shot straight to your core. The power you held made you drunk and you desperately wanted more.

“No, no no no…” he grabbed your hands and you realized how clammy they were, “I’m-I’m so sorry. Please! Please…”

“Hmm,” you studied him for a moment, “Well… There might be a way you could make me feel a little better.” you tucked a strand of hair behind his ear, “You were so mean to me.”

“Anything! Please! I-I’ll do anything for you!” desperation started creeping in, thinking you’d leave him hanging with no relief. Little did he know, you had no intention of letting him go any time soon. Your plush lips curled into a devious smile. A soft hand reached up cupping his jaw.

“What a good boy, Tomu,” a tremor passed through his body. You reached over to your nightstand and pulled out the collar you’d taken the selfie in. 

“You know,” the collar danced between your painted nails, “This also came with a leash. I was thinking,” your lust-filled eyes meet his, “If you wanted to be a good boy for me… You’d let me see how pretty it looks around your neck.”

Tomura hesitated, his eyes rapidly moving between your eyes and the collar you held. After a moment of consideration, he nodded. You giggled and clapped your hands together excitedly leaping off the bed. You returned with a short, chain-link leash.

“Now,” you leaned in and fastened the collar around his neck. Your bodies were centimeters apart and Tomura thought he might pass out, “When you’re wearing your collar, you don’t call me Y/N,” you nudge his ear with your nose and whisper, “You call me ‘Mommy.’ Do you understand?” you feel him nod against your face.

“That’s not how good boys answer their Mommy. When you answer me, you say, ‘Yes Mommy’ or ‘No Mommy.’ Is that clear?”

“Y-yes… Mommy.”

“Mmm, what a good boy,” you placed a soft kiss on his neck and he let out the most delicious whimper. You hooked a finger through the ring on the front of the collar, “You’re gonna go sit in Mommy’s gaming chair and let her use you as a toy. Okay?” 

Tomura’s head was spinning and he almost couldn’t answer until you jerked him by his collar, “Y-yes, Mommy. Please, please make me your toy.”

You stood and dragged him over to your chair and made him sit, “What a polite boy you are! Saying ‘please’ without being asked. If you keep that up, you just might get a reward,” his belt buckle rattled as you worked his jeans down his narrow hips. 

A ragged breath escaped his chapped lips as you removed your tiny shorts revealing a black, lace thong. You straddled his lap, your dripping slit hovering a centimeter over the angry, leaking head of his cock. His hands shook as you placed them on your hips and slowly moved your thong to the side. Descending an inch at a time, only teasing his tip, was causing him to come undone underneath you.

“You’re already so close and I’ve only put the tip in. You better be a good boy and not come until I tell you to or you’re going to be punished,” you pushed another couple of inches inside and he nearly wept.

“I-I’m trying, M-mommy! I wanna be a good boy!”

“Mmm, I know, baby. You’re doing so,” another inch, “So…” and another, “Well.” you were fully seated on his cock now. Tomura knew he wouldn’t last. Your velvet walls were sucking him down harder than anything ever had before. It made his fleshlight feel like it was made of sandpaper. You had ruined him for anything else. 

With a few rolls of your hips and some high, airy moans, he was about to bust. “Mommy! Mommy, please! I-I’m g-gonna…”

“Tomu,” your voice was authoritative now, “If you come in Mommy’s pussy, I’m going to make you clean it out with your tongue then I’m going to sit on your face until I come as many times as I want.” your hand wrapped around his throat and you started bouncing on his cock. Your filthy words and aggressive motions catapulted him into an orgasm.

“You bad, BAD boy,” a smack to his cheek broke off his moans, “You disobeyed me! Did you do that on purpose?” your hand around his neck flexes, “Are you just a dirty incel that wants Mommy to get mean with you? Answer, Tomu!”

“Yes, Mommy!”

“Tell Mommy what you are…”

“I-I’m a-a… dirty incel.”

“And what do you want?”

“W-want… want Mommy to b-be mean to me…”

You lift him by the collar and attach the leash. He’s thrown onto the bed and you waste no time hovering your dripping slit over his face.

“Now,” you jerk the leash, “Clean up your mess.”

Tomura knew he should be disgusted right now, but his dick was getting harder by the second. With each lick inside your sloppy hole, he shamelessly moaned against your skin. The vibrations were going straight to your clit, causing you to ride his face harder. This went on until you’d almost reached your peak.

“Oh, baby,” you’re making Mommy feel so, so good, “I-I’m gonna…”

Tomura grabbed your ass and moved you back and forth on his face as he sucked your clit into his mouth. Your orgasm hit hard and fast. You lifted your body giving him a moment to breathe before sitting back down, earning a startled mumble from him.

“Don’t think that’s all,” you laughed and humped his face, making his eyes roll into the back of his head, “Be a good boy and mommy might even let you come…”

Tomura only nodded as he began to eat you again like he was starved. Maybe all the stuff you posted in the Discord server wasn’t so annoying anymore...

[ofallthingsnasty]

Ok so your a dental student and like idk I have no clue on how to word things? Please be lenient on that, but I remember reading some porn with nc elements and it had dentistry in it? And the most intriguing part to me was a sorta permanent gag? Like I'm not sure of the different ways you could go about it, but would you have ideas?

Like idk I could see a mechanism placed inside the mouth that maybe magnetizes your mouth shut? Or in that fic the used some type of dental glue to kinda make an oral hole to use? (Like a sex doll sorta thing?)

Idk do you have thoughts on how it could be done bc like. Fuck it would be so horrifying to wake up with something like that semi permanent or permanent as a punishment? But then being forced to still let your mouth be used as a sex toy?

omg anon don't worry!! I struggle with correct medical terms in English too lol, I'm German and studying here in Germany so in German I could really tell you everything fhjhfj I sometimes sound like a dip on here lol

So there are a lot freaky OMS things done in surgery and in 'normal' dental. Like I said, I can't go into minute detail because English isn't my first language, but here is some food for thought: (icky dental pics under the cut) KEEP IN MIND THIS IS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL AND I'M NOT ADVOCATING FOR OR DOING THIS IRL!

A magnetic mechanism would definitely be possible, combined with implants definitely!

See this? This is a bar on top of implants - it's used as a base for dentures. You could definitely pull all of darling's teeth (or just the front for easy access but that wouldn't solve the 'gag problem') and give them implants with the front missing. Implantation is a lengthy process though, one that could take up to six months (and darling could easily lose some of them, making the bar unusable). But you could definitely work some locks in between the upper and lower bars of the molar region, leaving the upper and lower fronts free. This way you could effectively gag darling after 'use' but keep the front open for fucking their mouth. Nice and smooth. It would require at least two people, though: either a dentist/oral surgeon/oms surgeon and a dental technician to make the bar and appliance. That's nothing homemade. Another option that'd work is some sort of modified herbst appliance?

It's used in orthopedics, usually paired with braces. I'm sure you can see where I'm going with this when you see the 'bar' part... Irl people obviously can talk and open their mouths with these - these are permanent (you can't take them out, they'll be removed after the procedure along with the braces) - but it's either possible to just use a straight rod and darling's mouth will be permanently open (+ try talking with an open mouth like that.... tiring. Not to mention how fast your teeth would go bad because they'll be dry constantly. Torture.) Again, you'd need pros for that. But you know as an orthopedist it'd be possible to do. The 'fast' homebrew is just either pulling all of darling's teeth or only the front. You could actually glue the upper and lower molars together with composite - the stuff they make fillings with. It'd be very much permanent and only leave a little opening (where you pulled their front teeth, pretty much) but that'd be brutal. Darling could probably only be fed liquids and would have trouble talking... For nearly 100% silence cut out the tongue.

And agreed, this is incredibly terrifying... the thought of waking up with no teeth and no tongue or something else is the stuff nightmare are made of 😨

[izzyliker]

I love looking at ofmd through a class lens your meta is on poiiint.

Ive also seen the argument that Izzy is being toxic and unreasonable by not getting with the program and changing to fit the crew bc Stede's reality warping powers means that's a good move. But they're not real! Stede doesn't have powers! There ARE consequences to Stede's bullshit and both him and his crew pay for it multiple times, it just gets played for laughs. Stede nearly gets killed directly as a result of him being a privileged idiot living in fantasy land, they crash their ship, and with the oranges situation (that Stede caused!) the Swede loses teeth and the crew has to do hard labor to get oranges while Stede fucks around in the forest even though he could have presumably just bought the oranges.

Like. To me this reads as Stede is running a startup anyone with sense would know to avoid no matter how well he pays bc it WILL crash and burn any day soon with no warning, and no matter how much your boss insists this company is a family you Know as soon as shit hits the fan he will leave you to hang either bc he's incompetent or doesnt actually care about you as a person. And in the canon context if he fucks up people have a high chance of not surviving it, not just losing their income.

I like Stede as a character, I think he really wants to TRY earning success and a life he loves by the end of the season and I want to see him grow into an actually good leader at some point, but I know in my bones that irl I'd hate his guts bc I've had bosses like him before and they suck. If it was firmly a romantic comedy Id be more inclined to let it go as part of the allowances of the genre but it's not, the genre changes wont let me. Ive worked IT for the government, useless coworkers and bosses that literally cant get fired no matter how much more work they cause everyone else are a plague on my house and I cant imagine how stressed out Id be if going to the office carried a high risk of death. Izzy is being very reasonable actually I would have snapped worse lmao

Also I dont think Izzy is being a toxic friend in trying to remove Ed from Stede's influence when 1) he knows Ed gets caught up and lost in other people bc of Jack, 2) Ed has said to Izzy's face that he'd like to try dying, and 3) Izzy knows following Stede is suicidal. He doesnt get to see anything that would temper his view that this is what's happening either! Every instance of Stede showing potential as a pirate captain Izzy is not there! And Ed doesn't say anything to him to convince him this isnt the situation!

He is however losing it by the end of the season, that's where Izzy fucks up big and loses a toe for it lol

TBH big agree - i think izzy is REALLY MEAN to ed (and both crews) in several instances and i keep having to rewatch to remind myself of the fact that even when he Has A Point he’s still often going at it in ways that are Kinda Awful, but like he’s NOT some homophobic no fun allowed villain people seem to think he is. like bros literally surrounded by people who are utterly incompetent and refuse to do their job meaning You have to do it and there is nothing he can do about it LOL. someone wrote a modern au r/amitheasshole type post about this exact scenario actually where stede owns a startup and ed decides to merge his business with his failing scam of a company, i’ll try to dig it out bc it was hilarious