Nothing is worse than choking on your coffee but you can't spit it out because you're sitting around very expensive electronics so you have to hold your breath to swallow it and then cough your lungs out afterward
c!Dnf was canon wasn't it?? Wasn't one of the rules for the fanfiction contest something like 'Ships are allowed in a conan way' and a c!DNF fanfiction one which was kinda the implicator that it's canon??