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[cunaeparker]

💭💭 anything fluffy peter parker! I’m such a sucker for fluff I really am, maybe like a summer crush scenario? Beach Peter Parker AWWW! also I love that ur doing a sleepover AH I love ur writing sfm sorry if this isn’t helpful!!

it’s all good b!!!💕

i cant tell if ur asking me to write a blurb because i will 100% if that’s what u want lol, but u used the fic rec symbol so here’s one that i think you’ll like if u want a beachy vibe :)

clear by @peeterparkr 

this fic is outstanding and so well-written ! it’s a surfer au, and i think you’ll really like it. 

the one thing is that it’s not a peter parker fic, it’s a tom holland fic, but regardless, its sooo freaking good and i cri whenever i read it on god 

mommy issues (blurb within the far from home series) by @hey-marlie

what would this fic rec be without any of marlie’s works??? 

far from you (home) is literally my all time favourite peter parker fic. 

its definitely my favourite fic ive ever read in general, and thats being put with the old mcr fics and twenty one pilots fics i used to read back in the day that made me sob (ew)

if anyone else reading this hasn’t read it DO IT. NOW. please

bc we’re both in the peaches gc im guessing you’ve read it too, and idk if you’ve read the standalone blurbs so im gonna recommend this one. 

it has a beachy & lakey vibe, and it’s just a bunch of college kids having fun and doing dumb shit and ahhh i love itttt 

again what even is my fic recs without anything of marlie’s she’s a genius i love her and her head 💞💞

thanks for responding to my sleepover !!! 😊

[angelic-holland]

Fuck anybody who is rude about ur writing speed. U got SHIT TO DO TO MAKE UR LIFE WORK the fact that u HAVE TWO JOBS IS SO INCREDIBLE AND ARE A STUDENT? I am so proud of u and I hope u are proud of yourself bc writing at all with free time is hard let alone with all that work ur putting into ur life outside this tiny bubble. Write what u want when u want andWE will love it 💓💓💓

i’m sure this was from forever ago but thank you ily <3 i try really hard to just keep up with life so writing is definitely a side gig atm but i love it and i promise i’ll have more content up for yall eventually

[sunkissedpages]

instead of you [part seventeen]

pairing: [best friend’s brother] tom holland x college!reader

summary: you didn’t expect to spend your summer pretending to be your best friend’s girlfriend- then again, you didn’t expect to fall for your best friend’s brother, either.

warnings: swearing, mentions of alcohol +sex

word count: 1.5k

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The flight from Naples to Tokyo took fourteen hours, not including the two and a half hour layover in Istanbul, meaning you had sixteen and a half hours to sit in awkward tension-filled silence next to Sam. The tension was one-sided, of course, but it was still agonizing to endure.

You had been able to push your anxiety aside during your last day in Italy because it had been so busy. There had been a power outage in the middle of the night, causing everyone to oversleep and miss the ferry for one of your tours that morning. It had been a scramble to get back on schedule and do as much as possible with the time you had left. The boys had been hungover and their parents were tired of wrangling them. You had dozens of photos on your camera roll of Sam and Harry bickering when they were supposed to be posing for a nice picture, and even more of Tom flicking them off. 

But now you were stuck alone with your thoughts, unable to use distraction as a means to escape. You tried reading your book, but found yourself unable to concentrate on the words on the page. After staring at the same paragraph for over fifteen minutes Sam noticed and asked if you were okay and you finally decided to call it quits. 

You almost wished the Hollands hadn’t scheduled in a day and a half to adjust to the time zone change. You’d rather exhaust yourself with the nonstop tourist bullshit than have to cope with the reality that you had gotten off to thoughts about your best friend’s brother. Not to mention living with the secret that the same best friend’s brother had kissed you not long before that. 

If Sam noticed anything was off, he didn’t mention it. He probably chalked it up to lack of sleep, or perhaps was too tired himself to care. 

“Which one of us do you think will be randomly selected in customs today?” Harry asked, stretching his arms above his head. 

You were standing in the aisle waiting to deplane, placing bets on who’d get searched by border agents this time. Somehow each time you traveled to a new place one of you was always chosen to get pat down or have your carry-on searched. Tom had yet to be the lucky winner, and you suspected it had something to do with his celebrity status. 

“Y/n,” Tom answered easily. “She has the U.S. passport.”

You rolled your eyes. “Like England has a squeaky clean record with Japan.”

“At least we didn’t-”

“Bro, you can’t say the b word on a plane,” Harry interrupted.

“Even when the plane’s on the ground?”

Sam shrugged. “Better safe than sorry.”

“Whatever,” Tom continued. “It’s definitely going to be y/n.”

-

“Would you mind stepping out of line, ma’am?” 

You sighed, not even bothering to look back at the boys. You already knew they were grinning like idiots and you didn’t want to give them the satisfaction. The agent ushered you to the side behind a glass partition, but not before you heard another agent repeat the same question to one of the Hollands. You smiled to yourself, happy not to be the only one singled out.

Behind the privacy screen another agent greeted you and asked you to take your sweatshirt off, explaining that it was too baggy and needed to be checked. You saw other people in baggy clothes who weren’t getting pulled out of line, but assumed they didn’t have the red flag of “U.S. Citizen” printed on their identification that would be cause for any additional suspicion. You complied with the agent’s request and pulled your sweatshirt off for them to further inspect.

You were glad you’d worn a sports bra underneath your sweatshirt because you usually didn’t wear anything underneath them. As soon as your head was out of the pullover you immediately met by Tom’s polite smile. 

He averted his eyes as soon as he saw you, pausing his conversation with the official to mumble a quiet ‘sorry’ to you as he was shown to the spot next to yours. 

You zoned out as they spoke, only aware of him again when he started unbuckling his belt. You caught his eye this time. 

“Forgot to take it off,” he explained.

“Sweatshirt’s too loose.”

You both faced forward as the customs officials proceeded through the motions. You were stuck standing there half-naked with your arms wrapped around your chest self-consciously while an agent pat Tom’s legs down. 

“Dad said we can meet them at baggage claim,” Tom said after a few moments of silence between the two of you. “They went on without us.”

“Okay,” you squeaked back in response. 

You knew it wouldn’t take long, but it still made you nervous to be alone with Tom. Sam was like a safety blanket, or a buffer between you and him and without him you were afraid it would be painfully awkward. 

The woman handed you your sweatshirt back and you had to wait for Tom outside of the screening area. He joined you a minute or so later.

“They find any dirt on you?” you asked from where you were leaning against the wall across from the exit. 

“Nope, you?”

“Yeah, actually I’m in custody right now. Can’t believe you missed the handcuffs.”

“Man, what’d they get you for?” 

“Identity theft,” you sighed. 

“Damn, that’s a bummer,” Tom replied, false sympathy rolling off his words. 

He cocked his head in the direction the rest of his family had went, indicating that you should get going, and held out a hand to pull you upright. You took it hesitantly and let him help you. 

“I was actually hoping you could bail me out?” you went on, continuing with the bit. 

Tom made a sound through his teeth and grimaced. “I’m kinda broke right now.”

“Aren’t you an actor?”

“Sorry, but I think you have me confused with someone else.”

“No, you’re definitely the guy!”

“You’re thinking of Tom Hiddleston,” he insisted.

“Remember that IOU you gave me? I’m cashing it in now.”

“That’s not how it works!” 

You laughed. “No, but if I ever actually get arrested I’m using my IOU to get you to bail me out of jail.”

“I don’t think that a kiss and getting bailed out of prison are comparable, but I didn’t put any conditions on that postcard, did I?”

“Nope!” You smiled happily.

“Well that’s on me, so...”

You took the shuttle together to the other side of the airport where the rest of the Hollands were waiting and finally found them with all of your luggage at the furthest carousel from the entrance. 

“It’s about time!” Harry yelled over the crowd as soon as he saw you. 

Sam grinned when he saw you and you couldn’t help but grin back. He wrapped an arm around you instinctively and you relaxed into his shoulder, relieved to be with him again. It hadn’t dawned on you until that moment just how attached you were, but you didn’t have time to dwell on it because the other Hollands were all looking at you expectantly.

“Did everything go okay?” Nikki asked. 

Tom nodded. “They made y/n strip, but it was uneventful otherwise.”

You pursed your lips, cheeks burning. “It was just my sweatshirt!” you hissed to Sam. 

“Yeah, but you never wear anything under your sweatshirts!” Sam hissed back.

“I had a bra on this time.”

“Oh, so it was just another night at the bar for you?” You wrestled yourself out of Sam’s grasp at that and glared. “Am I wrong?”

Sam’s dad cut in before you could respond. He had a habit of calling “family meetings” in the middle of public spaces to finalize plans and get everybody on the same page, which was always an experience. 

“Alright, gather up, gang!” he said, beckoning you all closer. “So we’ll be staying at... this hotel,” he explained and turned his phone around to show you the name of it. “And the thing is, we have two rooms to share between the six of us. One for your mother and I, and another for you four.”

“What?” Sam asked. “You’re going to make us stay with them?”

“I thought we were getting three rooms like every other time,” Tom chimed in.

“We were meant to, but I made a mistake when booking it,” Dom clarified.

“How?”

“The entire website was in Japanese, Sam. I don’t know Japanese!”

“Dad, Google has a translate webpage option!” Harry groaned.

“Well no one told me that while I was booking this entire trip by myself!”

You traded a look with Tom, who looked just as panicked as you felt. But it would only be for a week. You would find a way to manage. You didn’t really have any other option.

“I’m sure it’ll be fun,” Sam tried, forcing a smile.

“That’s the spirit!” Dom cheered. “We’ll make it work.”

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[spider-pxrkers]

thunderstorms || avengers pairing

summary: during a stormy night where bucky struggles with his fear of thunder, an unexpected kid in the team turns up to comfort him.

pairing: bucky barnes x peter parker (this is not a romantic pairing)

a/n: it rained the other day and i had an idea. i don’t usually write blurbs, so let me know what you think! :D

warnings: avengers-live-in-stark-tower au, astraphobia

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It was a late September evening when a heavy downpour swept throughout New York City. In the exhilaration of it all, the team was quick to suggest a night in with an old movie and pizza. A few hours later, with half shut eyes and yawns circling the room, Tony decided to call it a night, sending everyone back to their respective rooms with a single pointed look. Considering their state of drowsiness, there was very little reason for anyone to argue.

However, Bucky remained tucked into the lone arm chair by the wall, sending a reassuring nod to Steve who asked if he was okay before the leader headed to bed himself. Bucky lingered in his spot, his hands clenched around each other, focusing on his deep breaths, trembling every time the distant sound of thunder echoed through the room.

It was a stupid stupid thing to be scared of.

For god sake, this was the same man who fought in wars, who withstood years of Hydra’s abuse. Truthfully speaking, there was very little that scared the Winter Soldier anymore.

Yet, whenever there was a thunderstorm like there was tonight, Bucky would feel himself freeze up. Years’ worth of trauma would rush back into his head, the loud sound of thunder rumbling breaking through the barriers he’d built up. It’d pull him apart on the inside; he’d grow agitated, his eyes wandering in hurried glances around the room, his breath getting caught in his throat as he’d curse himself for scaring so easily.

He needed a distraction he decided as another sharp crack broke through the room. Swallowing the lump in his throat, he pushed himself off of the chair and moved over to the kitchen, pulling out the blue ceramic mug Wanda had gotten him. He pulled out a herbal tea bag, an apple cinnamon flavor that reminded him of the 30s, his hands shaking as he struggled to place it in the mug, before putting a kettle of water up to boil.

He slumped against the wall of the kitchen, goose bumps coating his exposed skin as the thunder outside grew even louder. He let out a strangled cry in response, as if to challenge the weather but felt himself back further into the wall when the thunder boomed back.  He felt his vision begin to grow dizzy as he tried to catch up with his breathing, but to no avail. His body shook with every daunting crack of thunder, tears pricking his eyes as he hit his head against the wall repeatedly, helpless. He felt like he was spiraling, caught in a futile battle with his own mind as the storm consumed him. He felt like he was on the verge of passing out.

“Mr. Barnes? Are you okay?”

Bucky’s eyes shot up to the door, his breath caught in his throat as he saw the kid in an over-sized pyjama shirt look up at him. His eyebrows narrowed as he swallowed yet again, groggily pushing himself off of the wall to face the boy.

Right as he was getting ready for bed, using his spidey-senses Peter had heard someone stumbling around the kitchen. Wary of it being an intruder, he quickly grabbed his web-shooters and ran downstairs. However, he didn’t expect to see the usually intimidating Winter Soldier to be crouched in the corner, his head against the wall as he struggled to catch his breath.

Peter lowered his arms, taking cautious steps to approach the man. Mr. Stark hadn’t failed to warn him about the soldier, not that he didn’t trust Bucky, but there was an expected air of rivalry between the two Avengers, one no one in the team failed to notice. Mr. Stark reminded him time and time again to be careful around Bucky but right now, all Peter could see a scared man who thought he was in a helpless position.

“It’s okay Mr. Barnes,” Peter began as he moved closer to him, his voice still full of its usual childish innocence. “It’s okay. May- she’s my aunt- she used to get like this during storms too. Whenever it’d happen I’d always tell her to-”

“Leave me alone, kid.” Bucky grunted out, his hands still shaking as he turned his back to Peter. 

“No really sir, it’s okay. I can help-”

“I said leave me alone.” His voice came out in a low snap as he looked over the shoulder at the boy before closing his eyes and letting out a breath. He didn’t want to get mad, he’d gotten better about his temper but right now he wasn’t in the right state of mind, and all Peter was doing was irritate him.

The two weren’t really close, Bucky was a lot more reserved and his usual brooding demeanor starkly contrasted with Peter’s more youthful bubbly one. Bucky was an old soul. Peter’s juvenile behavior usually exasperated him. Never to the point he was rudely vocal about it, rather just sometimes engaging in the back and forth banter between Peter and Sam, or simply remaining silent.

The water bubbled in the kettle, the hot liquid inside spitting out onto the surface of the stove. Bucky silently cursed, rushing to turn it off. He sighed, slumping into a bar stool, burying his head into his hands.

Peter moved to lean against the counter, his body facing the side of Bucky’s.

“May tries to focus on her breathing.” He suggested.

Bucky let out a groan as he buried his head further in his hands. “I know how to breathe, kid.”

“I- I know you do. Just, try to do it a bit slower.” After a few moments of contemplation, Bucky complied, following his instructions as Peter finished the tea, placing the steaming mug on the island counter before sliding into a stool himself. Eventually, Bucky’s breathing calmed. His face remained hidden in his arms. “The storm won’t hurt you sir. It’s outside, it can’t get to you. You’re safe.”

Bucky lent his head to the side, studying the wide eyed kid beside him before nodding and sitting up straight. “Yeah.” He mumbled out, reaching to sip his tea, his eyes shutting as another crack sounded through the tower.

Peter smiled sympathetically at the man, before slouching himself. “We can talk about something else if you want.” He thought for a second before grinning excitedly. “I always wondered what the army was like. I mean, I know we have one now but I mean during the war. You were there during it right? It must’ve been pretty- oh.”

Bucky’s felt his throat tightened when Peter abruptly stopped talking and he shook his head.

Peter’s face fell as he realized. “Right,” He mentally slapped himself in the face for asking such a stupid question. “Right, it must’ve sucked, my bad.”

Silence lingered among the pair as Peter racked his brain trying to come up with a conversation topic. Bucky seemed to notice his struggle, and a wave of guilt washed over him. He’d woken a kid up from his sleep all because he was scared of thunder. And yet, he stayed with him during his breakdown, comforting him and even making him tea. And all Bucky could do was avoid conversation. He scrubbed a hand over his face before turning to face the boy.

“So,” He began, setting down his mug before folding his hands together. “You like the metal arm, huh?”

He watched as Peter’s face lit up and he chuckled lightly. Peter immediately dove into a ramble about the science and construction behind the arm, earning a fond smile over Bucky’s face as the joyful boy pulled him into a distraction from the storm outside.

Maybe the kid wasn’t so bad.

-

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[one-spidey-boii]

ATTENTION FRIENDS; bummer summer update

the bummer summer updates will now be changed to SUNDAYS instead of fridays effective immediately, meaning this weeks update is being pushed back to sunday 5.17.20

see the updated masterlist here

thank you so much for all the love you’ve shown to my little story, it means so much.

big shoutout to my taglist too!! i’m always accepting additions.

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[lostparker]

read at 8.57pm - p.p oneshot teaser

⭐️ READ THE WHOLE THING HERE ⭐️

pairing: peter parker x best friend!reader

summary: when you send Peter a message containing something you’d wanted to tell him for months you’re scared it’s made your friendship fall apart.

warnings: some curse words and a lot of fluff.

words: teaser is 123 words  (full thing is 1.2k)

A/N: i’ve decided to put a teaser for a little something I worked on cause i’m not sure what reaction its gonna get. if this goes okay the full fic will be posted 17/07. 

also let me know if you want to be on my permanent taglist - here

Peter Parker is typing…

…

…

…

You threw your phone on your bed and it was just your luck that it landed face up displaying those three little dots that haunted you as he typed. You couldn’t believe you’d just done what you did. Shit. Did you really just do that? I mean, yes, yes you did just do that. But should you have? Absolutely not.

You paced the room, running your hands through your already dishevelled hair. You stopped, at your bed and stared down at your phone. The bubbles indicating Peter was typing had disappeared and to make matters worse there was no new message from him. Just your message  which now displayed a heartbreaking timestamp

read at 8.57pm

shit.

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[parkersbliss]

Favorite tag thing lmao

Tagged by: my fav @liberty-barnes (go check her out bc she’s amazing and deserves all they hype, love her)

Top 3 ships:

Peter Parker X MJ (two adorables dorks, I really shouldn’t have to explain myself here)

Alyssa Foley X James (the end of the f***ing world, they always found their way back to each other and they have such a beautiful, unique relationship)

Cat Valentine X Robbie Shapiro (Yes, Victorious. I think Robbie treated Cat so well, even when she didn’t treat him fairly)

Lipstick or chapstick: does lip gloss count? If not tinted chapstick, lipstick is just hard to work with sometimes.

Last song: Josslyn by Olivia O’Brien. There’s a Tom fic out there based on this and omg its so damn good.

Last movie: In the tall grass. It was hella confusing and disturbing, them again, it’s Stephen King.

Reading: the vanishing stair (book 2 in the truly devious series), it’s a murder mystery with a lot of murder. And ofc stuff on here.

Three things that make me happy:

Arguing about why Tom Holland is amazing with my friends. It’s always really fun bc they think they’ll win.

Comments on my writings 🥺 you guys are the sweetest

Being on stage. Im a theatre kid so being on stage is the best feeling in the world. I literally can’t describe how good it feels to be up there putting on a show with your best friends/unofficial family.

Tagging: @cunaeparker @peterspideyy @my-patronus-is-mabel-pines or anyone else who wants to do it!

[cunaeparker]

hey guys!!! i’m feeling a surge of creativity so pls send requests in!!!!

im gonna be tagging some mutuals just so they can see:

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[krokodile]

mabel pines - 

house: hufflepuff

wand: alder, dragon core, 12 1/2 in, brittle

Alder is an unyielding wood, yet I have discovered that its ideal owner is not stubborn or obstinate, but often helpful, considerate and most likeable. Whereas most wand woods seek similarity in the characters of those they will best serve, alder is unusual in that it seems to desire a nature that is, if not precisely opposite to its own, then certainly of a markedly different type. When an alder wand is happily placed, it becomes a magnificent, loyal helpmate. Of all wand types, alder is best suited to non-verbal spell work, whence comes its reputation for being suitable only for the most advanced witches and wizards.

As a rule, dragon heartstrings produce wands with the most power, and which are capable of the most flamboyant spells. Dragon wands tend to learn more quickly than other types. While they can change allegiance if won from their original master, they always bond strongly with the current owner.

The dragon wand tends to be easiest to turn to the Dark Arts, though it will not incline that way of its own accord. It is also the most prone of the three cores to accidents, being somewhat temperamental.  - garrick ollivander

patronus: orca (uncommon) (obviously i’d pick a unicorn for mabel!)

It’s no mistake that orcas are nicknamed “killer whales.” They are one of the most effective hunters in the ocean. Orcas use teamwork and complex communication skills to hunt and the same cunning to protect their young. With the fierce, calculated protection of an orca on your side, you can rest assured that the Dementors will be no match for you.  - mugglenet

mason “dipper” pines - 

house: hufflepuff

wand: elm, unicorn core, 10 in, pliant

The unfounded belief that only pure-bloods can produce magic from elm wands was undoubtedly started by some elm wand owner seeking to prove his own blood credentials, for I have known perfect matches of elm wands who are Muggle-borns. The truth is that elm wands prefer owners with presence, magical dexterity and a certain native dignity. Of all wand woods, elm, in my experience, produces the fewest accidents, the least foolish errors, and the most elegant charms and spells; these are sophisticated wands, capable of highly advanced magic in the right hands (which, again, makes it highly desirable to those who espouse the pure-blood philosophy).

Unicorn hair generally produces the most consistent magic, and is least subject to fluctuations and blockages. Wands with unicorn cores are generally the most difficult to turn to the Dark Arts. They are the most faithful of all wands, and usually remain strongly attached to their first owner, irrespective of whether he or she was an accomplished witch or wizard.

Minor disadvantages of unicorn hair are that they do not make the most powerful wands (although the wand wood may compensate) and that they are prone to melancholy if seriously mishandled, meaning that the hair may ‘die’ and need replacing. - garrick ollivander

patronus: robin  (for dipper i personally would pick something unassuming but secretly tough, so maybe a badger)

A fond favorite of the British public, the robin is an iconic feature of the landscape. These birds are full of song and will sing all year long. Muggles have often been deceived by their cheerful song and their trademark red breast and written them off as a pretty bird. In fact, these warriors will put up one heck of a fight to protect their territory! Lucky for you, once you have cast a robin as your Patronus, the bird will fight for you like it does its nest.  - mugglenet

[jebazzled]

Full name: molly elfreda weasley Nicknames: molly, mol, ms. weasley, mollywobbles (arthur ONLY) Birthdate/age: october 30, 32 Gender & Sexuality: female, heterosexual Nationality: welsh Zodiac: scorpio MBTI: esfj Moral alignment: lawful good Physical description: short, compact, maybe not “dense” but certainly sturdy. looks like she has roots so deep in the ground the strongest gale could never shake her. mess of curly, bright red hair usually piled in a knot on top of her head, sometimes with her wand stuck through it. giant eyes that sometimes look a little bulbous. her face is easier to read than those picture books you give toddlers to show them what emotions look like. she’s not conventionally pretty and she has never given a damn. personal style involves layering: prints, knits, scarves, one on top of another, usually under an apron. she dresses like someone who doesn’t give a shit about their outfit, but in a tidy way. like she got dressed in the dark, but all her laundry is clean. she’s usually got a quill nearby that scribbles notes down on a scrap of parchment as she walks around minding her litter posse flock children. Strengths: passionate, empathetic, kind, loyal, good listener, generous, loving. a powerful witch used to being underestimated and who doesn’t give a damn. self-assured. Weaknesses: intense, angry, unforgiving. holds a grudge on other’s behalf long after they’ve begged her to drop it. can sometimes be suffocating, smothering, overbearing. doesn’t care about blood status or social class but does care a lot about achievements - catch her throwing an elaborate and embarrassing barbecue when bill gets MVP in his local muggle football club. very extra. Schooling: hogwarts, a gryffindor, not very involved in anything other than snogging arthur and coddling her youngest housemates (ya girl is now and has always been the Mom Friend.) Wand: apple & unicorn hair, 9 inches, very flexible Boggart: her family, dead, one after the other Patronus: weasel Amortentia: freshly-baked bread, the earthy smell of farms and freshly tilled soil, apples Likes: celestina warbeck, jazz music, the background noise of large groups, quality time with her fam, heart-to-hearts, cheesy muggle romance stories, gossip magazines, gossip in general, estate sales, farmers markets, bourbon, corned beef sandwiches Dislikes: purists, bad parents - when she met kids at hogwarts who clearly came from fucked up families, she always wanted to hex their parents into their graves and bring the kid into her own family. bullies of any sort. wizard’s chess.  Parallels: leslie knope (parks & rec), steven (steven universe), diana barry (anne of green gables), mabel pines (gravity falls),  wow this section is hard, I’m like damn, what shows do i even watch, what books have i even read. tbh molly is v similar to canon molly because i love canon molly a lot, my molly is just a bit more raw and frayed from the war? Ideas: bring me your sad order members and molly will try to make them whole. also bring kiddos with grudges and she will happily hate their enemies with more enthusiasm and verve than even they have on reserve for the task. hit me up at #JB8603 on discord. also looking for enemies because ya girl is not one to be fucked with!!

[kelieah]

taglist

hey loves! i really need your feedback for this so please reblog or comment 🥺

(please read this closely when you have the time, i genuinely need help)

i’m debating to close my taglist, and ask those who want are interested in my fics to turn on my notifications.

don’t get me wrong, i absolutely LOVE and APPRECIATE all the support i’m getting, but my taglists are starting to flood! and the tags don’t even work!

for EACH of my fics, i click on each and every SINGLE person to make sure they get tagged, and it can get pretty time consuming. not only that, after all that effort, people still don’t get tagged, like !?

this is how long my tom holland / peter parker taglist is:

all @angelsparkers @annamckayla @spideyparkerstark @pluckypete @lovewolfspirit @sky-cosplay @averyfosterthoughts @ivvitm1109 @yoinkyourheart @tomsppsleeve @st4y-g01d3n​ @notaroyal​ @abitofeverythinggg​ @holywater-burns​ @americaswritings​ @marshmallow-babe​ @hollands-osterfield​ @galaxystern08​ @emistrash​ @softeststark​ @popluckbih​ @tom-holland-is-spiderman​ @tiannanicole​ @futuremrspcy​ @hollandbitch​ @my-super-musical-life​ @mytonycinematicuniverse @marvelofcontent​ @breadbudzo​ @thegirlwiththediary​ @ximaginx​ @eridanuswave​ @spideygirl2003​ @i-put-the-win-in-winchester​ @big-galaxy-chaos​ @hardcorefanofeverything​ @ilikealotofpeople-younotsomuch​ @dreamofaprilsblog​ @marvelenthusiast3000​ @halparkebitch​ @spn-assemble-seven @5-seconds-of-mendes​ @isleofnajera @peter-tiingle​ @unbelievableholland​ @slytherinambitious​ @mjsholland​ @b-buckys​ @cianne​ @eddiesbifocals​ @just-alysssa​ @spiderwcd​ @softkidinlove​ @babebenhardy​ @write-from-the-heart​ @iguessthefloorislava​ @liberty0123​ @tom-hlover​ @itstaskeen​ @parkerpeter24​ @parker-barnes-af​ @peepeeparkerr​ @halfblood-princess-505​ @whycantibeskiny​ @me-a-hopeless-romantic​ @thorsangel​ @peter-tiingle​ @zhangyixingxing1​ @incorrectfalice​ @hoellandsx​ @flyingburrito123​ @fangirldreamer99​ @cosmicholland​ @whovianfromgallifrey98​ @petertiingz​ @wonder-spidey​ @jillanaholland​ @whatareyouhidingpeter​ @tomhollandssecurityguard​ @wannabewithanxiety​ @shawnmarvel​ @oncergleekpotterhead​ @teenwishes08​ @beverlyparkerr​ @lovinthemelanin​ @leasly​ @rosieholland​ @fallinfortom​ @the-crazy-fanfictionist​ @god-knows-what-am-i-doing​ @purplesapphire04​ @happytsholland​ @starlight-starks​ @tombrina​ @champagne-tommy​ @howdyherron @itscaminow​ @tomholland-mcu​ @starstruckharmonyblizzard​  @marvelenthusiast3000​ @sweetlittlegingy​ @smiithys​ @keithseabrook27​ @parachutepants​ @bitter-post-millennial​ @multifandomgirl-us​ @peterandtom​ @nj01​ @hollandfangirl​ @itstaskeen​ @underoosjae​ @tom-hollands-wife​ @lil-ava​ @musicalkeys​ @the-crazy-fanfictionist​ @viagracex​ @beverlyparkerr​ @starlight-starks​ @fallinfortom​ @spideygirl2003​ @murdermornings​ @serasara809​ @thwippeter​ @little-miss-naill​ @auggie2000​ @motheroffae​ @massivecomfortable20​ @hollandfangirl​ @spideysparklee​ @marshxx​ @ilikealotofpeople-younotsomuch​ @fandom-phaser​ @ivegotthepetertingle​ @spideyyeet​ @anapocalypseinmymind​ @tikapollak​ @jjandreidsgirl​ @alilovesshawn​ @marvelobsessedteenager​ @yazmin626​ @my-patronus-is-mabel-pines​ @baby-y0da​ @sunnsettee @thekiwiholland @randomwaternymph​ @xxelliedoesstuffxx​ @onceinalouie @chloecreatesfictions​ @lmaotshollandd @lowkey-holland​ @lexysclubhouse​ @smiiithys @otchae​ @phrogtheguitarist

but that’s not the only thing i add for taglist, i usually divide my taglist into twos, one for “all” and for whatever genre the fic is :(

so i’m asking, should i close my taglist and ask everyone to turn on notifications? or is that too much to ask for, i hope i’m not coming off as cocky or anything. just genuinely curious and confused on what i should do...

tagging some mutuals for help 🥺 @angelsparkers @spideyyeet @cosmicholland @theamazingtomholland @tonguetiedholland @petersholland @tombrina @fallinfortom

[cheloneuniverse]

Gravity Falls x HP AU

Soos & Mabel: Hufflepuff. Dipper & Ford: Ravenclaw. Wendy: Slytherin. Stan: Expelled.

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Dipper is a Ravenclaw, but the Hat told him he would have done well in Slytherin and he has issues about that. Some reasons for why I used to sort him into Slytherin are found in this awesome meta I found. He is the identical twin sibling to Mabel and an AFAB transman who has a crush on Wendy and Pacifica.

Dipper’s wand is pine with a hair from the Muti-bear he befriended.

The straight-grained pine wand always chooses an independent, individual master who may be perceived as a loner, intriguing and perhaps mysterious. Pine wands enjoy being used creatively, and unlike some others, will adapt unprotestingly to new methods and spells. Many wandmakers insist that pine wands are able to detect, and perform best for, owners who are destined for long lives, and I can confirm this in as much as I have never personally known the master of a pine wand to die young. The pine wand is one of those that is most sensitive to non-verbal magic. 

Mabel is a Hufflepuff and while she loves it she also feels like people look down on Hufflepuff which she dislikes and feels like she has to show that Hufflepuff is awesome. She ends up bonding with Soos over this and Hufflepuff solidarity. Her wand is Pear and unicorn hair from a prissy unicorn who she beat up. Has a crush on lots of characters but the most recurring are the ones on Pacifica and Mermando.

This golden-toned wood produces wands of splendid magical powers, which give of their best in the hands of the warm-hearted, the generous and the wise. Possessors of pear wands are, in my experience, usually popular and well-respected. I do not know of a single instance where a pear wand has been discovered in the possession of a Dark witch or wizard. Pear wands are among the most resilient, and I have often observed that they may still present a remarkable appearance of newness, even after many years of hard use. Unicorn hair generally produces the most consistent magic, and is least subject to fluctuations and blockages. Wands with unicorn cores are generally the most difficult to turn to the Dark Arts. They are the most faithful of all wands, and usually remain strongly attached to their first owner, irrespective of whether he or she was an accomplished witch or wizard.

Stanley was also a Squib who manages to trick his way into Hogwarts. This idea is from here. Logicalbookthief.tumblr:

saisai-chan asked:

honestly, Stan being a squib is even more impressive, b/c that means he managed to trick Hogwarts itself. (they have a list of all in-coming students, and parents can check it to see if their child is a squib or not.) so that means Stan managed to forge these documents at the age of 11, trick the staff, trick the headmaster himself, managed to stay for several years in a magical school with no actual magical abilities himself, all while completely fooling everyone around him

Right?? As soon as I thought of the idea, I was simultaneously: “Stan no” and “Stan you clever clever conman you win the award for best expulsion ever”

The school’s so embarrassed they couldn’t catch this tween in what should have been an obvious lie. That perpetuated for years. So sure, the magical blood purists might have it out for him, but Stan can take pride in them NEVER living that down :)

Shermy Pines and Dad Pines were also Squibs and their wives were muggles.

Stanford Pines was a Ravenclaw and with the reveal of Stanley’s Squib status making him the only magical child out of three he was treated by his parents as the last hope of the Pines magical line. Stanford is estranged from Stanley but they eventually reunite and go travel on the Stan O War. Stanford is also a professor at hogwarts for a time. His teaching style is like this awesome headcanon I found. Pangolin animagus form.

Soos Stan Jr. Ramirez-Pines is a Hufflepuff and a muggleborn (maybe, since his dad walked out on his family he doesnt know if he has magic or not, Soos considers himself muggleborn). By chance he ends up meeting Stanley who ends up shows him where to get a wand and ends up taking him under his wing. Soos is considered to be family by the Pines and is later legally adopted by Stanley.

Melody Ramirez-Pines is a Beauxbatons student who has a long-distance relationship with Soos and his later wife. They end up having seven children, one to love for every day of the week. They are twin girls Stanita “Nita” Mabel and Consuela “Connie” Wendy, sons Stanley Ramon, Marco Alzarimano and Carlos “Lito”, a second set of twins Flora Maria and Ford Lee and the youngest is Stacey Ramirez-Pines)

Candy Chiu is a Ravenclaw muggleborn whose interested in how magic works and in trying to get technology to work at Hogwarts. She, Mabel and Grenda have a lot of fun playing around with technology and trying to find out how everything works. Has a crush on Dipper. Her wand is unicorn hair from the unicorns they beat up.

Grenda Grendinator is a Gryffindor half-blood with suspected Giant blood. She’s friends with Candy and Mabel and is in a long-term relationship with Durmslang student Marius, after she marries him she becomes Baroness Grenda von Fundshauser. She’s also AMAB transwoman who ends up going through transitioning while at school. Her wand is unicorn hair from the unicorns they beat up.

Baron Marius von Fundshauser is a pureblood and Durmslang student and has a long-distance relationship with Grenda.

Wendy Corduroy being a Slytherin which is something she has issues with as she comes from a traditionally Gryffindor family which is distant relatives to the Weasleys. She ends up bonding with Dipper about their sortings and how bullshit the whole sorting system is. Her wand is unicorn hair from the unicorns they beat up.

Mermando is a merman from the lake that Mabel befriended. He has a crush on Mabel.

Pacifica is a pureblood Gryffindor from a traditionally Slytherin family. She is a rival to Mabel before being befriended by Mabel and Dipper. Pacifica is a Gryffindor became she is symbolized by the llama. Wax Larry King had said, “Llamas are nature’s greatest warriors” and because she wants to do the right thing, to break the chain of her awful family and it takes a lot of bravery to stand up to your abusers and try to be a better person. Has an awkward crush on both Pines twins. Her patronus is a llama. Her animagus form is a North American Elk.

Robbie Valentino is a Slytherin and an illegal animagus with a European mantis form. He dates Wendy but ends up breaking up with her and he has a relationship with Tamry and ends up marrying her.

Tamry Valentino is a Ravenclaw (because of information = texting) and is in a relationship with Robbie.

Gideon Gleeful is a Beauxbatons student and also a complete jerk. He stalks Mabel and is a Nice Guy TM and even after he realizes he was a jerk to Mabel he’s still a terrible person.

Fiddleford McGucket was a Ravenclaw with a racoon animagus form. He was involved with Stanford in regards to making a magical ritual to summon a being from another world that went wrong. He’s got serious issues as a result of over-doing memory erasure potions and self-induced Oblivates.

Durland and Blubbs are Auror partners and also married partners.

[lostparker]

saturday nights - p.p oneshot teaser

pairing: peter parker x reader

requested: no

summary: saturday night belonged to you and peter. what happens when he doesn't show up for the first time?

warnings: mentions of blood and some super fluffy peter parker

words: full fic is 1.6k teaser is 209 words

A/N: so here's another teaser but i’m not sure how to feel about it. my writing hasn’t been doing so well recently. i have a few finished things but at the moment I’m not sure I have the motivation to continue writing. any feedback on this would be great. I guess I’m just not feeling too confident about anything I’m writing at the moment.

⭐️ masterlist ⭐️

Saturday nights were reserved. Saturday nights were the nights that Peter Parker would swing through your window and spend the entire time with you. No distractions, no super-secret hero duties, just you. And they were your favourite time. Peter Parker had Saturday nights all to himself.

It felt like it had always been this way. I mean, it technically had. Ever since you’d become friends it had sort of become your routine. Something you’d both just accepted. Something you both secretly loved more than anything else. Peter would find himself counting down the minutes till Saturday on Friday, or sometimes if he was desperate to see you, Thursday. You’d be wishing it was Saturday night again the minute Sunday morning woke you up.

He always arrived at the same time. Right before the sun would set when there was still a golden glow in the sky and the air would turn cold. That’s when you’d hear the gentle thud on your fire escape followed by three soft knocks at your window. Always three. Never more, never less. You’d let him inside, leaving just enough time between the knocks and you getting to the window to make it less obvious that you’d jumped up and had been waiting for him.

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taglist i only have one so let me know if you want to be added to it (or alternatively removed ) - here

@gabriella-superwholock-universe  @whatareyouhidingpeter  @pepprmintyy @bloomingyou-th  @tomhollandismyspiderman @sassy89sworld @palindrome-teddy @my-patronus-is-mabel-pines​ @jackiehollanderr @wicked-starlight-collector @wakandahoesarethose @zabdisamor @thats-marvelous-harry @savedbystark @sweetdarlingholland @imagine-lovebug @skritchlez​ @kay2304 @sunflowerharrystyles @silverreading @pink16panther @wander-lustbabe @awokenfandoms @tiny-friggin-human @sltwins​ @softtfinn @undiadeestos @bizzlegrillx @stylishbld @silverreading @wander-lustbabe @woaholland @stark-spiderling @donttellpeterparker @trustfundparker @nedthegay @134340-cm @house-arya @itsbebeyyy @rororo06 @batgal96

[honeymoonlover-moved]

Hey!! Can u pls make me a really soft peter parker background that’s just cute? Maybe like a soft pastel color scheme or something?

posted 💫

[ursapolaris]

20 Questions Tag

So I was tagged by the lovely Nana a.k.a @howtotrainyournana to do this. Thank you dear! :)

Rules: Answer the 20 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you would like to get to know better.

Name: Alicia

Nicknames: Ali, Alice, Mabel and Ford ((I wish for the last two! XD))

Zodiac Sign: Scorpio

Height: 5′1′’ ((I’m a hobbit.))

Orientation: Panromanic Pansexual

Ethnicity: Classified.

Favorite Fruit: All the fruits!

Favorite Season: Autumn. There’s something about when Summer is ending and the air slowly starts to get colder that you know Autumn is coming. And in West Virginia, nothing says that than driving on a long road where you are surrounded by trees and you see the leaves changing colors. Also, I love the harvest times and of course, Halloween!

Favorite Book: The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings trilogy, the Harry Potter series, the complete Sherlock Holmes stories, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Rainbow Rowell’s Fangirl, the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, and a lot of other books I can name! XD

Favorite Flower: Apple blossoms, roses of any color, hibiscus, white lilies, marigolds, rhododendrons, forget-me-nots, baby’s breath, sunflowers, daisies, tiger lilies, lotuses, water lilies.

Favorite Scent: Rain, woodsmoke, spices, any earthy smells, new books ((yes, that is a scent, and it is AMAZING!!!)), and food. XD

Favorite Color: Any shade of reds or blues, and also black.

Favorite Animal: Wolves, they are my patronus. I also like red pandas, ferrets, hedgehogs, deer, and rabbits.

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate?: Hot chocolate, can’t stand teas or coffees. It has to be vegan hot chocolate however cause I have a dairy allergy. TT_TT

Average Sleep Hours: Depends on the day, on Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays I sleep up to 6-10 hours. But on Mondays and Wednesdays I only get 3-4 at most because I have to get up early, like 8 in the morning early.

Cat or dog person?: Both, mainly dogs. Although I have 2 cats that we got when I was about 10 in the 5th grade.

Favorite Fictional Character: Ford Pines in Gravity Falls, Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz in Star vs. the Forces of Evil, Wander in Wander over Yonder, Morty Smith in Rick and Morty, and Marceline in Adventure Time.

Number of blankets you sleep with: I only need 1, and that’s the main one I sleep under. The other one, which a dark blue quilt-like cover is usually under my bed and covered with cat hair. XD

Ideal trip: Far too many places in so little time. I mainly want to travel almost all of Europe and parts of Asia, possibly stopping in South America and Africa too. But I mainly want to go to Australia and New Zealand.

Blog Created: Valentine’s Day actually! I wanted to create this other fandom blog for a really long time now, and I also wanted to do it before the 1 year anniversary of Take Back the Falls...and look at what day I finally did it! XD

Number of Followers: ...6. XD But that’s only because I created this blog only a few weeks ago! So it would be nice if I got some followers, but please read my description first!

As for tagging people, aside from my other blog @bilbowatson-221bagend, anybody can do this if you want to.