#nanobite

[purgartical]

From one agent to another, the full Valorant kiss chain! Every agent gets a smoochy.

(The tags are gonna be wild)

[vanessamartinisworld]

Viper: Work’s been harsh on you…

Killjoy: zzz

I’ve been obsessed with Nanobite help

[momochiio]

Nanobite doodle 🐭💛💚

[heyeyshjey]

some twitter doodles

[anoxidd]

I just wanna squish them I love these two so fucking muchHH AAAAA Welcome to my rarepair hell :')))))

[zombie-rf]

Sarah au go!!! erm...enjoy.....

[theizzy102]

So I hyperfixated and wrote a Nanobite fic in less than two days. Enjoy the Nanobite Omegaverse

Also like, the tags are there for a reason. So please read them.

[common-hyacinth]

“It’s not a crime to be vulnerable.”

“Of course not.” She frowned, looking back down at their hands. “But I’m not someone you want to be close with.” She swallowed thickly, apprehension clear on her face. “Someone will inevitably end up hurt.”

“Then we’ll work past it, ja ?” Killjoy grinned. “No one ever said friendship was easy.”

Viper’s expression softened, bearing the ghost of something wistful. “Friendship, huh?”

“Oh, sorry, have you not heard of that? It’s when two people—”

Then Viper laughed, actually laughed , and Killjoy felt her heart skip a beat. The woman across from her smiled as she sighed, shaking her head. “Yes, yes, I’ve had friends. Just not many.”

“Well I hope you have room for another,” Killjoy said, beaming, “because I’m not easy to get rid of.”

[mrs-toohot]

Honestly bestie I'm pretty distraught after this week's episode 😭. WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS YOUR 6 MONTH ANNIVERSARY. WHAT WAS ALL THIS FOR THEN. WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST BE HONEST. HOW AM I MEANT TO CONTINUE THIS RELATIONSHIP?!!!! 😞

Jirayu wtfff. Like unless you get on your hands and knees begging for forgiveness, I'm not sure I can forgive like why do I have to have bad taste 😭😭😭

OKAY. SO HEAR ME OUT BECAUSE I HAVE A BIT OF A HOT TAKE ON THIS

I... actually fucking love this.

How on earth are you guys mad about this?

On every other route, as well as I understand, Jirayu and Carmen are secretly dating and have been for the past six months.

But correct me if I'm wrong, on a Jirayu route, he breaks up with her and she basically goes scorched earth and is like "Well I'm gonna fuck up your whole life the way you fucked up mine."

So what you're telling me is that he and his girlfriend concocted a plan to go on Too Hot to Handle, win the money, and fuck off with it into the sunset,

BUT HE FELL FOR YOU FOR REAL AND NOW HE WANTS OUT OF THE PLAN?!?!?!?!

HOW ARE YOU GUYS NOT LOVING THIS?!!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!

I'M FUCKING LOVING THIS AND I'M NOT EVEN ON HIS ROUTE!!!!!! I AM SWOONING SO HARD I'M GONNA FALL OVER!!!!

There is nothing better than a dastardly lil plot being completely laid to waste by someone falling for the person they absolutely under no circumstances were supposed to fall for.

Like, is that not absolutely, positively, fnjsdalfdsjakgdsakjhv?????!!!??!?!?!?!?!? It's not so 🥰🥰🥰🥰 that it just 😭😭😭😭😭😭??????

JIRAYU IS THE BEST LOVE INTEREST OF THE SEASON AND I'M NOT EVEN PLAYING HIS ROUTE BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA FUKCING START

because the FANFICTION FODDER

THE

FANFICTION

FODDER

FOR THIS ROUTE

IT WAS HANDED TO FANFIC WRITERS ON A GOLDEN PLATTER FOR WRITING HIS POINT OF VIEW!!!!!!

THE ANXIETY AND THE HEARTBREAKING LOSS WHEN HE REALISES HE MIGHT BE ABOUT TO LOSE THE GIRL HE'S FALLEN HEAD OVER HEELS FOR OVER MISTAKES HE MADE BEFORE HE EVEN MET HER BUT HE'S CHANGED AND HE WANTS TO TELL HER BUT HE'S TERRIFIED THAT TELLING HER THE TRUTH WILL MEAN HE'LL LOSE HER FOREEEVVVVEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

10/10 plot twist nanobit.

Ten out of fucking ten.

[jdeko]

i'm doing The Lord's work honestly...

[howlingday]

Nora Bullies Oscar

Jaune: (Kills Grimm) Got his ass. Got his bitch ass!

Ren: It's so juicy

Nora: I'm- I'm juicy.

Ren: ...What do you taste like?

Jaune: After this many weeks without showering, you don't want to know.

Nora: Fun~!

Ren: Can I have a juice box explode in my mouth?

Nora: Sure~!

Oscar: ...Oh! Juice box!

Ren: What did you think I said?

Oscar: I thought you said "juicy box".

JOR: (Laugh)

Nora: Wait, what?! WHAT?! WHAT DID I JUST HEAR?! (Passes out)

Ren: I guess after a couple weeks with no shower, you do get a bit of a juicy box- Oh, shit! Nora's dead!

Jaune: Oh, fuck, is she really?

Oscar: ...

Oscar: (Puts bear ears on Nora)

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Nora: (Bar!Faunus) WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME A FURRY?! THIS IS OSCAR'S FAULT!

Nora: Are you calling me a furry because of Oscar? I'm going to kick his fucking ass!

Nora: Oscar, if you're hearing this, I'm coming for your ass and I am going to beat it black, blue, and red! You are fucking DEAD!

Nora: YOU'RE FUCKING DONE FOR! YOU DON'T CALL ME A FUCKING FURRY! I'M NOT A FUCKING FURRY! I'LL KILL YOU, OSCAR! YOU'RE DEAD!

Nora: ...Okay, now, somebody clip this and send it to Oscar.

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Oscar: Nora isn't on my friend's list anymore so I can't invite her.

Ren: Oh my...

Nora: Yeah, go fuck yourself.

Ren: Nora-Bear hates the boy wizard?

Nora: Yeah, because he's a beta cuck.

Jaune: (Laughs) Only one married one here. "BETA!"

Ren: Only one who made it. "BETA!"

Jaune: Everyone else here is just forever alone!

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Nora: Oscar never sent me a group chat... Oscar HATES me!

Nora: (Reading) "Oscar fell off."

Nora: Yeah, he did! You fucking fell off, Oscar! You are past your prime, GRAMPA! You're married now. You're used goods!

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Nora: I'm going to draw you as a pony, Oscar! Then I'm going to draw you having pony sex with Jaune!

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Nora: Hey, Jaune! You, uh... You, uh, look like, um... You, uh, um, uh, um- You look like a femboy! Yeah!

Nora: ...I'm sorry, I'm not good at insulting people.

Nora: Wait, is that Oscar over there?

Nora: Hey, Oscar! You should die! Screw you, Oscar! You smell like SHIT! YOU SMELL LIKE GARBAGE, FUCK YOU!

Nora: I'm sorry, guys, I just can't help it when I see Oscar. I can't help it.

Nora: I can't be mean to Jaune, it's super forced, but with Oscar- With Oscar, I'll fucking kill him. I don't know what it is. I think it's just that he has such a bullyable personality.

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Nora: Let me get this straight...

Nora: You mean to tell me OSCAR, WIZARD BOY OSCAR, is TOO SCARED to fight me with his BARE HAND that he has to send SOMEONE ELSE ON HIS BEHALF to fight me? HMM? HMMMM? Is it possible that- that Oscar is a little- a little weak? A little SCARED even? TOO AFRAID to take on ME? HA HA HA HA!

Nora: Scared to fight a little bear? A little baby bear? Huh? You're too afraid to fight A LITTLE GIRL? HMMMMMM? Is the little girl too INTIMIDATING FOR YOU? Awww! Are you embarrassed that her penis will be even bigger than yours? AWWWWWW~!

[vtuberconfessions]

Unrelated to anything to do with Noir Vesper (wink), could you add Randon the Ork to your cue for "Vtuber of the day"? He's just about to start streaming today after a little over a year (wink) of no content on his Twitch and YouTube channels (wink). I think a lot of the mourning Tempuras would like him (wink wink wink)! He announced his comeback only a day or two ago by posting a pic of his spear on his Twitter (LOUD WINK) and it's nice to see an indie Vtuber coming back after such a long hiatus. (EXTREMELY LOUD WINK).

Please check put Randon Channel on YouTube or Twitch if you're interested!

I've been thinking about it! I usually wait until vtubers like him start streaming consistently again to post them, like with Sayu, or Nano.

[mrbruhcoolman69]

SGAFAUFHAFSUDVAGWIEJSGAURJEGAIRKHAUSKEV

FUCKING FINALLY

[foulbearobservation]

Who do you main in Val?

I'm partial to Raze and Sage nowadays.

Man this is gonna sound bad but uhhh I don't actually play valorant 💀 I just like the lore 😭 I rly like watching the esport tho, I'm psyched vct finally started their regional leagues, I'm keeping up the vct americas and vct emea!

Re: the lore tho I think my fave characters are probabaly fade and neon? I like how they're sorta like two sides of the same "our radiance literally causes us and the people around us pain" coin y'know?

[heyeyshjey]

Otptober with Nanobite

Day 22: Power Swap AU, i also kinda made it as outfit swap as well hehe

[zaly-doodles-n-things]