#narusaku headcanons

[narusaku-headcanons]

"You really like when we kiss, don't you?"

Sakura smirked at the blonde who was leaned in very close. He was so far over his desk, any lower he might tip over it.

"Sakura-Chan, stop teasing me..." Naruto softly whines.

With a smirk, she leans in. "I do too."🌸🍥

[narutouzumaki-25]

Naruto Uzumaki 💛

[tsignpro]

Team 7 F’s Up Time

Sakura mistakes Izuna for Sasuke and saves his life, and we learn more about Naruto

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[sasuke-naruto]

[usakiboi]

Sakura and Naruto would unironically white girl dance to Katy Perry

[azurelyy]

Naruto !

Omg I love him. Thanks for the ask, Silver~!

1: sexuality headcanon

I'm pretty sure I've said this several times on my blog, but it's my main sexual headcanon for him so I'll say it again lol! Naruto is a DOM. Like he will not take shit from his partner. He will not entertain the idea of bottoming for them. If you're with Naruto, he's going to dominate you - end of story lol.

2: otp

NaruSaku, NaruSaku, NaruSaku! There is literally no other option. I will not entertain another option. They are the OTP. Period.

3: brotp

Sasuke is a shitty friend (and no, I haven't seen Boruto) so going the same as my Shikamaru answer here and saying... well, Shikamaru and Naruto! I love their friendship so much!

4: notp

NaruHina. I don't even know if I can nicely articulate my thoughts on these two anymore. If you've been following me for awhile then you know how I feel about them. They have no chemistry, at all. They have literally nothing in common. I am pretty sure Hinata would literally bore him to tears during every conversation. How they ever made it past the first date is beyond me. They're the worst - end of story.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

Naruto definitely came very quickly during his first time but is so horny that he was able to stay hard and just kept teasing his partner until he was able to rail them again... then he overstimulated them and gave incredible aftercare afterwards lol.

6: favorite line from this character

“If he rips my arms off, I’ll kick him to death. If he rips my legs off, I’ll bite him to death! If he rips my head off, I’ll stare him to death! And if he gouges out my eyes, I’ll curse him from beyond the grave.” I wish he had more lines like this one.

7: one way in which I relate to this character

Loyalty. Naruto is suuuuper dedicated to his friends and literally treats them better than he treats himself sometimes and I am also guilty of this. Like someone can piss all over me, but the second they come for my friends, I grab them by the jugular lmao.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

There are so many options to choose from... lol. The fact he literally couldn't say chakra correctly always stands out to me though. Even worse, he actually thought it was catra... lmao.

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

He is a cinnamon roll - there is honestly nothing problematic about him.

[dilyaras-blog]

My headcanon on Sakura and my OTP. I hope you enjoy it

Modern AU: Sakura and Karin become senseis, starting to work in high school. As soon as the girls establish their order, they are noticed by Naruto and Sasuke.

Naruto quickly warms up to Sakura, describing the girl like this:

"She is more beautiful than any other girl in our shcool. Her beauty fascinates the eyes. Each of her lessons is very interesting, even if I have long given up on studying.

I like it so much when she teaches me. Her eyebrows move down so sweetly, and her face becomes thoughtful".

Sasuke is initially indifferent and annoyed by Karin. After some skirmishes, he still keeps an eye on her:

"She's not the prettiest girl in this school. Maybe even a bitch and a problematic, cold lady. Not everyone gets a good grade in her classes. She annoys me so much.

But once I find her weak spot or argue with her, I begin to realize that I like her. These harsh words, firm self-confidence... Damn, this is so interesting!".

[justnotahuman]

Honestly I love the idea of Naruto and Sakura being platonic besties , they both would be awesome like that .

Plus Sakura , Shikamaru and Kakashi being the only one to know about their crush on each other (they both also don't know) despite the rivalry that would be wholesome

Sakura being the matchmaker in all of this and then they start dating in secret and some angst happens on top of canon events where Sasuke leaves

He comes back and they get married again keeping it a secret , they become hokages and one day they find it out during a visit with them behaving like it was obvious and The visitors (probably Sakura kr Shikamaru) are they're like STFU BITCHES IT WASN'T OBVIOUS

I'm basically requesting you guys to make a fic cause I am already writing a lot of them and I can't afford to add another

[debatenarutooocs]

If you ask me, S0NER0 was the first to publicly post anything before Savannah started to spam again.

I just want to know if they don't sick of this? Why is the cycle of hatred keeps on going and going. When will it ever stop???

[mixelation]

i guess this is canon to mutagenicity in that it's an AU i ave where minakushi are alive but: i headcanon they're narusaku shippers (NOTE: this is not actually a narusaku premise)

okay. so in canon we know kushina told naruto he should find a girl "like her" to marry (who knows what that meant???) and also minato's first question upon meeting sakura was "is this your girlfriend." so i think we can conclude that both of them have ideas about naruto dating and what that should look like (although note i won't write them as assholes to their own kid, so they're okay with naruto going with something besides from their Ideas as long as it makes him happy)

anyway. in mutagenicity, naruto still likes sakura in a very kiddy-crush way. he admires that she's intelligent and he likes her hair. he likes when he gets a glimpse of inner sakura.

so from his parents' POV, from ages like 8-12 naruto is always talking about how sakura-chan is THE smartest in class, and how he catches her secretly laughing at his pranks even though she pretends to be a teacher's pet. around ~10 he starts sighing over how pretty her hair is, and also 10 is around the age where sakura breaks up with ino and her Feral Mean Girl act becomes more apparent and naruto thinks this is SO cool.

kushina is absolutely smitten with the idea that naruto likes a girl with weird hair and that he's defensive of people making fun of her face. she thinks sakura's personality would be a good balance for naruto. she likes the gumption of sakura being from no-name clan and deciding her rival is the yamanaka clan heir. she ships it, okay. naruto should go for it. kushina wants a daughter-in-law ASAP.

minato is a little more level-headed, but he thinks naruto's crush is very cute. he does hope sakura will give naruto a chance. he ALSO feels weird about putting them on the same genin team.

kushina, heart eyes: YOU'RE PLAYING MATCHMAKER???

minato: no, the.... the simulations for potential teams..... indicated this is the best combination.....

kushina: BECAUSE THEY'RE IN LOVE!!!!!!

except it takes like six months and then naruto stops talking about sakura with hearts in his eyes. like he's FRIENDS with her and still talks about her a lot. but there's a clear shift in his attitude towards her. the crush part of his feelings is weaker

kushina: YOU GOTTA KEEP AT IT IF YOU WANT TO WIN SAKURA-CHAN'S LOVE!!!!!

naruto: y-yep..... my crush on sakura......

he dates hinata briefly in his teens and kushina is like "??? WHAT HAPPENED TO SAKURA, WHO IS THIS?" (minato: who is THE HYUUGA CLAN HEIR?) eventually they break up and naruto is like "actually i think i am gay" and kushina is like ".........but can sakura still be my daughter?"

she gets sasuke as a second son, which is awesome, but like. she wanted to braid hair.

[ilbenmalpensanteus]

Hello, recently excerpts were published in Jump magazine in honor of Naruto 25th anniversary and it says that a poke in the forehead is the highest manifestation of love in the Uchiha family, it turns out Kishimoto implies that Sasuke deeply loves Sakura, but I don't understand why he then writes them as a miserable couple that Sasuke has not appeared in the family for years, why he draws Sakura's sad face during the question about the kiss, and also that Sakura doesn't know if he wore glasses, they don't even have a photo together, why do you think he decided to portray them like that?

What Jump says doesn’t necessarily reflect Kishimoto writing. It’s important to remember that, for example, data books (that are NOT totally written by Kishimoto and cannot be compared to the canon manga itself), implied more than once Sakura’s feeling for Naruto (something Kishimoto then denied in an interview stating Sakura always loved Sasuke — otherwise she would have been a “bad” woman (terrible pick, Kishi, btw)) to basically surf the fandom’s wave supporting narusaku.

The canon interpretation of the forehead poke is explicitly stated by Itachi himself: an affectionate gesture, but a gesture of distance nonetheless. Something that’s also supported by the narrative: both Itachi and Sasuke leave after poking the x person’s forehead (not keeping their promises). Sakura herself uses it to avoid Sarada’s questions.

Now, given the phrasing, it seems obvious that what jump said is: 1. an a posteriori attribution of meaning; 2. Fanservice.

I love headcanons and such myself, but when it comes down to canon material interpretations, jump, SP or novels, don’t concern me at all. Kishimoto wrote 72 volumes (+ other minor content), it’s not my fault people need to be spoon-fed with second-hand interpretations because what’s written doesn’t support their ships.

Aside for that, as for the portrait Kishimoto offers of the main couple, I only have two words (ok, not really two but you know what I mean):

1. Shudo

2. Literary Japanese Histroy

It’s a topic I could write an entire dissertation on, and I can assure y’all, looking at the work using this kind of lens (basically knowing the bare minimum about Japanese literature and history), make you understand the ending we got makes totally sense (even the lame canon couples).

P.S. I am aware ss fans are using this to support the idea that Sakura was the number one person in Sasuke’s mind since Adam and Eve (or at least, end Shippuden), but the ones who read the manga (and don’t need this kind of delusion to avoid crying themselves into oblivion) know the truth.

[narusaku-headcanons]

The string of fate was a something everybody thought was fake, especially Sakura. But after the war, things...changed? Some people began to see the red string, others didn't. Sakura was one of those people who did.

She tried to ignore the string, citing reasons for exhaustion or a concussion but once everybody saw theirs, there was no turning back. Naruto couldn't see his and would pester Sakura on what they looked like and more importantly, who she's linked with.

Every time, she would tell him it's none of his business. Eventually, Naruto gave up trying to learn who her red string linked to and returned to 'normal'. Two years had passed before Sakura finally told him.

Which was also the day she confessed.

[narutouzumaki-25]

Naruto Uzumaki Shippuden 🖤

[tsignpro]

Ninja Gossip tells the Abridged version of what happened in the Sakura Hiden and Sasuke Shinden Light Novels

Thus, Hinata’s Onesided Beef with Sasuke Persisted into the Boruto Era.

[narhinafan]

Crack shipping is stupid af-no shipping is stupid. why should we care about which character marries who. Look dbz may have a toxic fanbase bit at least most of these fucks don't give dog craps about who's vagina Goku/Vegeta fuck and even then they don't take the GokuxVegeta as seriously as SnS do because there isn't anything pointing at them being gay or having feelings for each other which sns love to but that ship dies with one panel where Naruto is disgusted by kissing Sasuke and disgusted again when Kurama reminds him of it.

Back to the point. I said shipping is stupid because in the end it's the author's choice to have a character fuck another example chokarui who the fuck thought of that? It makes people forget what the story is even about like that one fuck who thinks Sakura is an example of hardwork when it's Fucking talent. Naruto is hardwork and even then the show is about friendship not that, the plot of H vs T is only with Lee not everyone anyways and that people don't understand how Underdogs fucking work. A good example is Goku vs Frieza because at first Goku was being beaten the shit out of him making him an underdog. Underdog is the character who's at an disadvantage which Naruto is always him being jinnchuriki and Minato's son didn't make anything better it just made it worse for him socially and mentally because he couldn't know who his parents fucking are.

Heck actually thanks to fucking Hinata did his social position even change. In the chunin exams when he defeated Neji is when everyone acknowledged him and it was thanks to Hinata."But everyone could have cheered him up" no Maybe Sasuke and Lee could but no Shikamaru doesn't know Naruto much at this point Sakura has the emotional maturity of a teenager (I don't hate her but saying she could give Naruto that kind of speech that Hinata gave him is like saying a veterinarian can cure testicular cancer, Sakura barely understands him and doesn't know how it feels like to be a failure like him ,Lee and HINATA are.) Jiraiya could but where the fuck was he. Kakashi is always late (they're my favorite character with Tobirama) Lee only could because he's a failure and Sasuke is a 50/50 you take your guess if he'll make it better or worse considering his inferiority to Itachi.Back to what I was saying, thanks to him upper cutting Neji did the Village's people start seeing him in a different light, they acknowledged that He's strong and Maybe not that bad. Did Sasuke/Sakura do that? No because again Kishimoto wanted fucking NH and I'll always point to that because of Hinata interfering in pain that Naruto met his Dad and defeated Pein and was named Konoha's hero/child of miracles of some stupid shit he probably doesn't care about as of now. Did Sakura go there and help him. No she didn't so stfu. Kudos to Kurama because he too helped in those times where his powers had a positive effect on Naruto's status (defeat Neji and Nagato) so my heart goes to that silly Fox .My point is that Hinata (with Kurama) had a very positive impact on Naruto's social status from Zero to Hero that most of this goddamn idiotic Fandom can't see because they have a peanut sized brain.Let me make it clear I am not a NaruHina fan nor did I ship but for God sake it makes better sense than whatever the fuck NaruSaku are cooking. Sns is just straight up creepy dude, they feminize Sasuke like he's some fucking doll. Bro has more testosterone than the average Kpop star (no hate towards them). Look at his adult design in Boruto and I dare you to say to me If he's feminine. And look I've seen femboys and Sasuke is no femboy

Fandoms are fucking disgusting with how stupid they can be. Naruto and Hinata are trans. How? If you're going to use a stupid argument and tell me I am transphobic because of that it just shows you're easily offended. I've always know thier Canonical straight male and female so why should I entertain your headcannon? Heck I don't entertain any headcanons on Characters' sexuality because it fucking idiotic and stupid. Why should I make a 100 page essay on Proving Naruto is gay when it's debunked by a single panel? It's just pure idiocy that's what it is.I love how people say Sakura giving SPR to Naruto is a "Kiss" and WOOO YEAAHH A WIN FOR NARUSAKUUUU!! When it's non consensual. So Sakura is a sexual harasser? Great way to defend NaruSaku with admitting that sexual harassment is ay-okay. Fucking retards"Ooo but Hinata stalked Naruto" yeah but did she cause him harm? "But she didn't try to talk to him when they were kids" good try retarted mother fucker but go read the chapter where that one Kumo guy and Naruto talked about B's past after that Naruto had gone to a spiked cliff and started having a flashback to his first fight with Sasuke which guess what. Hinata tried to cheer Naruto on so go do research before you try and open that toxic waste of a mouth you fucking idiots.

This fandom is full of shitheads and retards and Naruto on reddit is cesspool because when you dare and say that Temari is bland and overrated it's like you just opened Pandora's box for everything unholy. Then again people would hate you for starting the truth and dare say Hinata is better then Temari (not a Hinata fan btw. Temari is bland character that barley has any depth and so is Konan. Tsunade is the best out of all of them and if anyone would question me on that their just pure delusional).

And don't get me on Tenten/NejiTen. Is TenTen even a thing? Personally I thought everyone just forgot she existed and I personally don't like to act like I care about a character because I really don't care about her or team 9. Only Gai really.

She would have been good female character! How? Would she have effected the story? Because Hinata Sakura Tsunade did. Konan just stalled the story Hinata and Sakura and Tsunade did by supporting Naruto. How can Tenten or Temari do that. Konan could but she chose to kill Obito failed anyways.Heck Shisui the guy who we barley know shit about is a better character. No screentime all the relevance bruh Itachi and Danzo can't exist without Shisui he's the fucking King of this shit show. he's a good character because he affected the story and wasn't used as a plot device to explain the rotation.These people forget that the story revolves around Naruto and Everything needs to be revolved around him or someone close to him to affect the story.Itachi is revolved around Sasuke which is associated with Naruto Shikamaru wanted revenge on the Akatsuki which associate with Naruto Danzo is revolved about being Hokage which is associated with Tsunade and therefore Naruto. Yiu basically get it the story is always about Naruto so you need to have an effect on him have relevance. Naruto and Dragon ball have the most retared fandoms out there and goodlord they need a life and higher brain capacity .

This answer is too damn long of a rant.

I know crack shipping is the worse like ships that are some what reasonable is one thing, but when people ship somthing the clearly isn't going to work and try force feeding it to others is the worse. I really hate it when people act as if sns has any chance of happening cause it wasn't since neither Naruto or Sasuke are gay like you said.

Normal shipping is fine though as some pairings are quite reasonable or could happen if the author wanted it. Its just that some fans get out of hand especially when it was clear what the end game was going to be like with Naruto, Hinata was set up as the only possible love interest with her having a crush on him since her introduction.

Sakura is as far as possible from an example of hard work she has the talent, but wasted it by refusing to work hard unless someone was holding her hand. The show is about a lot of things hardwork, friendship, loneliness. There are a lot of messages in series as long as this.

Yeah no one other then Hinata could have picked up Naruto before the Neji fight for the simple reason no one else would be able to get him to let his guard down and drop his mask like he did for Hinata. Hinata has always been gentle and soft even during the exam showed kindness to Naruto wanting to help him in the written exam despite how it could get her in trouble. None of the characters could make him able to show his weak side and drop his fake confidence as none of them are the kind of characters who wouldn't make Naruto worse if he dropped his guard. Most would make fun of him or wouldn't have an idea what to say even Jiraiya at that point isn't close enough to Naruto to give him the support he needed.

NaruHina has always made sense it was clear they were going to be together and it only became certain as the series went on as every interaction ends up happening during big plot points.

Totally know what you mean about people acting as if Naruto and Hinata are trans is canon. Like seriously its not even headcanon its just forcing the idea due to their own insecurities and then trying to force feed to everyone in the Naruto fandom. If you point out the truth and facts they cry transphobic just cause you disagree with what they are so desperate to have as canon.

Sakura fans acting like SPR was a kiss in annoying the mood and setting did not have that kind of atmosphere at all it was medical treatment nothing more. In other manga yeah if the author intentionally plays up SPR and really sets the atmosphere then it can count as a kiss, but in Sakura's it was only medical treatment and even then it means little when Sakura pulls out the seal not long after when previously she complained about running out of chakra when Naruto was dying.

Hinata isn't even a stalker she only admired Naruto when he was in public places and as you pointed out did not harm him in anyway. Heck her attention would be far from unwanted if Naruto knew she was there he would have invited and befriended her and let Hinata watch and train with him in the open.

Temari isn't that bad she does have influence on both Shikamaru and Gaara who go on to influence Naruto. She is a side character though so she doesn't get shown that much nor her own character arc. I found her character interesting though as it becomes clear that she has always cared for Gaara even when he was his worse like a sister should. Plus her relationship with Shikamaru is a good overall.

Tenten could have been shown more out of the side characters she really didn't get a decent showing. I like NejiTen to me its the only Neji ship that makes any sense and a Hyuga weapon master sounds bad ass. Overall though she really did end up being forgotten about in the story and the only way she could influence Naruto is through her interactions with Neji, Hinata or Lee.

[bythepen98]

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Narusaku bffs❤️ It's my headcanon of what their relationship is like. I'm hard-core on the Team 7-is-family bit but right now I mostly wanted to highlight Narusaku first. They're each other's ride or dies and no I will not accept opinions saying otherwise (lmao but for real I'm srs)