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Planets & Functions

Disclaimer:

These are my current observations. I'm aware I need to observe more to improve my understanding of the connection between planets and functions. I deduce the main theme I've seen similarly in both then match the planets and functions accordingly. There are 10 planets and 8 functions so there will be some overlaps. I tried my best to match their essence together. I hope you like reading these because I have fun connecting! It's a fun way to learn cognitive functions.

You can be strong in mutiple planets but we focus on your strongest planet(s) or influence hence your type or dominant/auxiliary function(s) is most likely associated with those planet(s). You can be influenced by mutiple planets and the lesser influence (the influence may still be strong no matter what) may be associated with your lower functions (auxiliary, tertiary, inferior).

Easy aspects (trine, sextile, conjunction) work like dominant/auxiliary/tertiary functions and hard aspects (square, opposition, conjunction) work like tertiary/inferior functions.

Focus on aspects, houses, signs, etc. to know your influence is associated with which function(s).

For example: you have strong Mars, Moon and Pluto. Mars is the strongest, Moon second and Pluto last. You may be an ESFP (Mars: Se; Moon: Fi or Fe; Pluto: Ni, Fi & Te). It's just a rough example to predict your type. I don't claim its accuracy since this is just an observation. Overall it's for entertainment purposes so have fun!

🟤 Saturn: Si

I associate Si - introverted sensing with Saturn. It's an easy connection because these two are very similar. They are both about hard work, stability, conservation, tradition, etc. I notice dominant/auxiliary Si and Ni users or J types (ISTJ, ISFJ, INTJ, INFJ, ESTJ, ESFJ, ENTJ, ENFJ) have strong Saturn or Earth influence in the chart. They are blessed by Saturn. I'm jealous because I have inferior Si and a weak Saturn. You may wonder why dom/aux Ni users may have a strong Saturn. It's because our chart is a combination of lots of influences. One placement doesn't purely mean you are a certain type. It just means you have strong Saturn influence, but you may have other stronger influences (for example, Pluto or Mars) that make you another type. Descriptions are overlapping. J types in general prefer to plan so they may have strong Saturn or/and Earth influence. But Si is Saturn closest archetype, not Ni for the above reason. ISTJ is the closest to Saturn due to having auxiliary Te that is more tough, masculine and fatherly. ISFJ with auxiliary Fe is more warm, motherly and Moon-liked.

Color: brown

The most possible type: ISTJ

Other possible types: ISFJ, INTJ, INFJ, ESTJ, ESFJ, ENTJ, ENFJ

Honorable functions: Ni, Te

⚪️ Uranus & Jupiter: Ne

I associate Ne - extroverted intuition with Uranus, Jupiter second. Ne and Uranus are similar in so many ways. They are both about unorthodoxy, unpredictability, open mindedness, qurikiness, futurism, freedom, etc. Ne is the opposite of Si, like Aquarius comes after Capricorn. Dominant/auxiliary Ne users (ENTP, ENFP, INTP, INFP) usually have strong Uranus. Dominant/auxiliary Se users may also have strong Uranus in a lesser extend or P types (ENTP, ENFP, INTP, INFP, ESTP, ESFP, ISTP, ISFP) in general. P types prefer to go with the flow, are more adaptable and love freedom so they may have strong Uranus or/and Air influence. ENTP is the closest to Ne due to having auxiliary Ti that is more detached, partial and logical and tertiary Fe is more humanistic. ENFP with auxiliary Fi is more passionate and personal.

Color: white, sky blue

The most possible type: ENTP

Other possible types: ENFP, INTP, INFP, ESTP, ESFP, ISTP, ISFP

Honorable functions: Se

I associate Ne - extroverted intuition with Jupiter because they are both about optimism, fairness, foreignism, theory, philosophy, etc. Dominant/auxiliary Ne and Se users or P types (ENTP, ENFP, INTP, INFP, ESTP, ESFP, ISTP, ISFP) in general may have strong Jupiter because they all love adventures & traveling. I think Ne is a bit more closer to Jupifer than Se because Ne is theoretical and philosophical like Jupiter while Se is hands-on and practical. Among the two dominant Ne users, ENFP may be closer to Jupiter because they can be more optimistic due to not having auxiliary Ti that structures dominant Ne in ENTP. ENFP is also more stubborn, untamed, honest and idealistic due to their auxiliary Fi.

Color: beige? I don't know lol help me pick a color.

The most possible type: ENFP

Other possible types: ENTP, INTP, INFP, ESTP, ESFP, ISTP, ISFP

Honorable functions: Se

🔴 Mars: Se

I associate Se - extroverted sensing with Mars. They are all about drive, action, competitiveness, agressiveness, passion, bravery, pioneer, impulsiveness, athletics, wildness, confidence, sexiniess, etc. Dominant/auxiliary Se users (ESTP, ESFP, ISTP, ISFP) have strong Mars or Fire influence in the chart. Dominant/auxiliary Se users are hot, athletic, blunt and child-like like Mars and Fire placements. They have no filter. Nothing fears or stops them. They can't be controlled. They master following what they want. They're doers. They learn by doing. ESTP is the closest to Mars due to having auxiliary Ti that is less emotional and more tough. Mars is not based on emotions. ESFP with auxiliary Fi gives a touch of softness and is Venus/Neptune-liked.

Color: red

The most possible type: ESTP

Other possible types: ESFP, ISTP, ISFP

Honorable functions: Te

⚫️ Pluto: Ni

I associate Ni - introverted intuition with Pluto. They are both about psychology, secret, knowing, mind reading, manipulation, depth, etc. Pluto is a higher octave of Mars like Ni is the opposite of Se. Dominant/auxiliary/tertiary Ni users (INTJ, INFJ, ENTJ, ENFJ, ISFP, ISTP) usually have strong Pluto or Fire/Water influence. Ni is about what we don't know or our unconscious. Ni perceives our hidden dark sides. Ni reads into silence and absence. Ni/Se users have encountered many upheavals and gone through transformtions like they have lived many lives so they have a profound understanding of human psychology. INTJ is the closet to Pluto since auxiliary Te is more commanding, intimidating and powerful and tertiary Fi is more passionate, deep and intense. INFJ with auxiliary Fe is more motherly and Moon-liked. Another planet that connects to Ni is Neptune.

Color: black, burgundy?

The most possible type: INTJ

Other possible types: INFJ, ENTJ, ENFJ, ISTP, ISFP

Honorable functions: Se, Fi, Te

🟣 Neptune: Fi

I associate Fi - introverted feeling with Neptune. They are both about idealization, compassion, etc. Dominant/auxiliary Fi users (INFP, ISFP, ENFP, ESFP) usually have strong Neptune or Water influence. Fi alone is a creative function to me. So many talented artists are dominant/auxiliary Fi users because of their ability to express emotions. They understand the intricateness of their own feelings so they have deep sympathy for other creatures. They have high desire to live in the best world so reality is often not their strength. Luckily ISFP have a more balanced auxiliary Se and tertiary Ni so they can conquer both physical and spiritual worlds fine. INFP & ENFP can be too idealistic, scatter-brained, clumsy and unrealistic due to blind spot Se (INFP) and inferior Si (ENFP). I've also seen dominant Ni users (INFJ & INTJ) have strong Pisces/Neptune because of the dominant Ni + auxiliary Fe combination (INFJ) and tertiary Fi (INTJ). The dreaminess, glamorousness, creativity transcendence, etc. are similar to Ne & Ni. INFP is the closest to Neptune due to dominant Fi and auxiliary Ne provide a highly creative combination.

Color: purple

The most possible type: INFP

Other possible types: ISFP, ENFP, ESFP, INFJ, INTJ, ESFJ, ENTJ, ENFJ, ISTP, INTP, ENTP

Honorable functions: Ne, Ni

🟡 Sun: Te

I associate Te - extroverted thinking with Sun. They are both about leadership, competence, achievement, success, etc. Dominant/auxiliary Te users (ENTJ, ESTJ, INTJ, ISTJ) usually have strong Sun or Fire influence. I've also seen dominant/auxiliary/tertiary Se and dominant/auxiliary Fi users (ENFJ, ESFP, ISFP, ISTP, ENFP) except INFP (due to blind spot Se) and maybe ESTP (due to tertiary Fe is more Moon-liked and ESTP is more pure Mars) have strong Sun/Leo/Fire influence. The drama, expressiveness, passion, authentication, attention seeking, etc. are also associated with Fi in the Fi/Te axis that wants to express their identity. Dominant/auxiliary/tertiary Te, Fi & Se users have a drive to be seen successful. They want to shine and feel like the best of the world. That's the best feeling ever. ENTJ is the closet to Sun due to dominant Te that is assertive, authoritative and commanding and tertiary Se is strong, fast and risk-taking.

Color: yellow, red

The most possible type: ENTJ

Other possible types: ISTJ, INTJ, ESFP, ISFP, ENFJ, ISTP, ENFP

Honorable functions: Fi, Se

🟠 Moon & Venus: Fe

I associate Fe - extroverted feeling with Moon. They are both about affection, warmth, care, etc. Dominant/auxiliary Fe users (ESFJ, ENFJ, ISFJ, INFJ) usually have strong Moon or Water influence. Dominant/auxiliary Fi users (ISFP, INFP, ESFP, ENFP) may also have strong Moon or Water influence in a lesser extend. The difference between Fi and Fe is Fi have high ideals (Neptune) while Fe likes to protect loved ones (Moon). They both want to feel loved. INFJ is the closest to Moon because dominant Ni is intuitive and sensitive to all needs and auxiliary Fe is still caring but less smothering and prefer one-on-one interaction. Si (ISFJ, ESFJ) gives a more physical and down-to-earth attention while Moon is more intuitive. Dominant Fe (ESFJ, ENFJ) can be more Sun-liked because they want public attention.

Color: yellow?, purple?

The most possible type: INFJ

Other possible types: ENFJ, ISFJ, INFJ, ISFP, INFP, ESFP, ENFP

Honorable functions: Fi

I associate Fe - extroverted feeling with Venus. At first I didn't have much knowledge to match Venus with a function. I know Venus must be a feeling and sensing type. Neptune is a higher octave of Venus so it's more intuitive and abstract while Venus is more physical and sensual. Since Neptune is associated with Fi due to out-of-this-world ideals, I found Venus seeks more shallow admiration and material luxury. Taurus can be both either Si or Se with its desire for physical comfort and materials. Libra loves to be in a relationship which is associated with Fe more than Fi. Libra seeks harmony, peace, politeness and balance are all associated with Fe. Hence I believe Venus is more related to Fe. While Neptune and Pluto are more related to Fi due to idealization and passion. Dominant/auxiliary/tertiary Fe & Fi users (ESFJ, ENFJ, ISFJ, INFJ, ESFP, ENFP, ISFP, INFP) usually have strong Venus or Earth/Air influence. No matter what Venus is the lower octave of Neptune so it will influence both Fe and Fi. ESFJ is the closest to Venus since dominant Fe has sophisticated and charming manners and auxiliary Si loves physical comfort.

Color: pink, purple

The most possible type: ESFJ

Other possible types: ENFJ, ISFJ, INFJ, ESFP, ENFP, ISFP, INFP, ESTP, ENTP

Honorable functions: Fi

🔵 Mercury: Ti

I associate Ti - introverted thinking with Mercury. They are both about logic, accuracy, connection, calculation, etc. Dominant/auxiliary Ti users (INTP, ISTP, ENTP, ESTP) usually have strong Mercury or Earth/Air influence. Tertiary Ti users (ISFJ, INFJ), dominant/auxiliary Ne users (INFP, INTP, ENFP, ENTP) and dominant/auxiliary Te users (INTJ, ENTJ, ISTJ, ESTJ) may also have strong Mercury or Earth/Air influence since Ne is about making connections and Te is also rational in making decisions. INTP is the closest to Ti since dominant Ti is logical and auxiliary Ne is more theoretical.

Other possible types: ISTP, ENTP, ESTP, INFJ, ISFJ, INFP, ENFP, INTJ, ENTJ, ISTJ, ESTJ

Color: blue

The most possible type: INTP

Honorable functions: Ne, Te

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Astro Notes 4 💖🌟

I am not a professional astrologer.Keep in mind hese are just observations based on my experience and may not apply to everyone so only take what resonates. Thank you!

- First, I noticed Venus conjunct Moon people tend to be kind to everyone. They can't help it.They  have a big heart.They can be very generous. It can be hard for them to say no. Some people might want to take avantage of them. Also, they can be people pleaser because of their desire to be liked among their peers, especially if it is in Libra ♎or Taurus ♉.I know someone with this placement, and even during an argument she tends to make herself very little,she almost tries to disappear from the situation.They want to avoid conflicts. They might have deceitful tendencies.

- I have a lot of trines and sextiles in synastry with a friend and I know that these are aspects usually considered as the "easy" ones within synastry. So, I have to say that we have a good time together and I think she's really nice but I find our relationship a bit boring sometimes, like there is not much excitment you know? And of course harsh aspects like square and opposition can add tension and difficulty to a relationship. I personally think that when I share some hard aspects whith someone, I tend to learn a lot from the relationship. And I usually build a strong bond with them, it brings more chemistry.But of course, it also brings conflit sometimes that I think are essential in order to grow. But of course, I repeat it : IT DEPENDS ON THE ONES INVOLVED IN THE RELATIONSHIP, some may prefer a lot of easy aspects. I have quite a lot of hard aspects within my natal chart so let's say that I'm used to internal conflicts lol

- I noticed Capricorn ♑ Venuses men tend to be attracted to people who are well put together. People who tend to be elegant and classy.

- We often talk about how Scorpio ♏ascendant/Pluto conjunct Ascendant or in 1st house are usually very magnetic to others. But what about Libra ♎/ Sagittarius ♐ Ascendant and Jupiter in the 1st house individuals ? They tend to attract a lot of attention and have amazing smiles !

- Aquarius♒ placements can give off independant vibes. Kind of like I don't care I'm good on my own type of thing. Also, A LOT OF THEM wear HEADPHONES!!

-I noticed that Capricorn ♑placements always have prominent or well defined teeth/ nose/cheekbones or jawline! It's crazy!

On the left ,Kate Moss (Capricorn ♑ Sun) and Naomi Campbell (Capricorn ♑ Rising)

Natalia Dyer ( Capricorn ♑Uranus, Neptune and Sun)

- Many singers who uses love as an inspiration for their art have Venus conjunct Chiron : 

Taurus ♉Venus conjunct Taurus Chiron : French singer Jacques Brel, who wrote many beautiful love songs : Ne me quitte pas, Quand on a que l’amour, La chanson des vieux amants

Capricorn ♑Venus conjunct Capricorn Chiron : Olivia Rodrigo who wrote : drivers license (of course ! lol), traitor...

Gemini♊ Venus conjunct Gemini Chiron : Adele, who is super known for her love songs : Someone Like you, Hello...

Unfortunately sometimes this aspect in a birth chart can indicate someone whose love life get a lot of attention : Selena Gomez ( Leo ♌Venus conjunct Leo Chiron), Hailey Bieber (Libra ♎Venus conjunct Libra Chiron), Marilyn Monroe ( 28°45' Aries ♈Venus conjunct  0°24' Taurus ♉Chiron)...

- Water Moons ( Cancer♋ /Scorpio ♏/Pisces♓) might feel relaxed and at peace when close to the water. It might be very healing for them to go to the beach/river/lake..

- Fire Moons ( Aries ♈/Leo♌/Sagittarius♐) can be very adventurous. They are usually not afraid to be ridiculous. They can be quite loud too. They are the risk-takers lol

- Earth Moons (Taurus ♉/Virgo ♍/Capricorn ♑) usually love biking 🚴!

- Air Moons (Gemini ♊/ Libra ♎/ Aquarius  ♒) tend to be very active people. They usually don’t sit still and need to do something that stimulates them.

(the pictures were found on Pinterest)

Thank you so much for reading this post!! I hope you are doing well and enjoying your life as much as possible! Sending love 💕and joy !

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Qualities of your SP

Hi everyone! Hope yall are doing great, as I promised the Tarot Reading who won was Qualities of your SP, but don't worry, tomorrow I'll post What June will bring to you? (College starts Monday so I'll do my very best to make 2 readings tomorrow and post What are your psychics abilities? In the middle of the week). NOW let's get into the reading!

Pile 1

The reading is about qualities but I feel someone need to kind know something about what its going on with them??? (This is totally NOT planned but it's what I'm feeling). See, this is for a VERY specific person, below y'all gonna see the characteristics but this message has to be given to someone about their SP so, if you don't feel it's for you just continue the reading to see their characteristics!!

Hum, okay. Right now they going through a very thought situation, there is something ending in their lives but they aren't accepting and this is just making everything awful - with ends comes new begins and opportunities, but since they aren't accepting they are stuck. The cards literally complete each other, 10 of swords talks about endings and the importance of them for new things, but they are so strongly holding on that they are turning down opportunities, and the sad is: they are regretting doing this.

They are a very gentle soul, with and because of the others cards, I fell like they are imbalanced with their feminine and masculine side.

(END OF THE MESSAGE)

They are kind, like arts in all forms, very creative too, they like to use all their senses. They like to enjoy the pleasures life has to offer.

4ofC is astrologically aassociated with the moon in cancer, this card carries a passive receptive energy (and since you got the Empress too they definitely have more of feminine energy).

They have very "Je ne sais quoi" that many envy, they mastered the art of looking effortless. They don't follow trends and honestly don't care about them, very laid back and chill and youthful energy. They eat what they want when they want and workout when they feel like it, they believe life is to short. Hmm okay wait, they have too a big masculine energy, but because of things they have gone through they can look careless is selfish, but they are actually very kind and gentle, you will feel safe with them.

This is a general reading so: for some of you this person can be extremely toxic, with victim mentality, prone to overreactions and drama. What I'm picking up is: they are is a bad place right now, but this isn't who they are. They are NOT bad, narcissistic is anything, but they have gone through a lot and aren't their best right now (I feel you SP has been very judged by others because I feel so protective over them it's crazy like, has this urgency to say how they aren't evil or bad they are just so... omg they don't even know they just feel miserable but they have a good, kind, gentle side and it's their true self).

(Sorry pile 1 but I feel this is what you were needing to see right now😞)

Signs: scorpio, pisces, libra, house number 2, Jupiter and venus placements.

Pile 2

Hi pile 2, let's get into your reading!

They have "the whole package". They are smart, funny, and physically attractive (whatever it is for you), very masculine energy (saturn) and this is a VERY major part of their identity because it's from a major Arcana (The World) - wow pile 2 you guys are so lucky 😍 -

They are definitely into self care and they take very good care not just of their body but of their souls too, they may be into meditation or yoga, tai chi chuan.

They can be in a career who have to travel a lot, very into teamwork and social friendly, practical and effective in communication, they like to share and talk about the things they do/products they use and recommend to theirs friends, they like team sports.

Definitely someone very kind and compassionate, great with children, can be a people pleaser sometimes (but since this is minor arcana I feel this isn't too much a part of their personality, but can happen!)

They doesn't have a big ego, it's the kind of person who make you feel like you are in this together, when romantically involved would make everything to make the relationship works.

This isn't for everyone but, for some here they can also be someone that makes you feel like they are hiding something or keeping a secret from you - for some this means that they are someone who likes to make surprises to you;

They can be someone obsessed over some part of they physical appearance and go to extremes to preserve it, like work out a lot, have a extreme diet or be obsessed with eat only healthy foods, very regimented skincare routine etc, may have trust issues, struggle with repressive emotions, be closed off, would benefit from therapy but probably aren't open to the idea

(At this point feel like this group is divided into a healthy person and someone who needs to do shadow work, talk to a professional and probably receive a HUGE hug)

Signs: moon, mercury, Mars (saints! definitely masculine energy), aries, aquarius and Taurus.

Pile 3

I got to say: you are my favorite pile, Gods your SP is just SO CUTE and wonderful. Honestly the healthiest one here (what's going on with people now day huh???). But let's get into your reading, shall we?

Omg I am SO EXCITED I'm sorry I just can, this SP is romantic and sensible and has a LOT of pieces energy; takes great care of the appearance and makes their health a priority, dress casually but you can tell they made some effort to look sharp, empathetic and compassionate, you probably won't see them judging others, emotionally balanced, unafraid of their masculine sides, they are daring and take risks - 100% would call you on a date without fear of a "no" - also they support their feminine side by embracing their emotions, will make you believe chivalry is still here, they make you feel charmed but not manipulated.

They are a very happy, zen and calmest person you will ever meet, they are very grateful and never takes anything for granted, their spirituality have a HUGE impact on their life, "big picture" thinkers, probably likes philosophy or have profound conversations and they may not reveal this in the beginning of the relationship, they may come off as very sophisticated or they can appear modest when in fact they are super wealthy, they tend to consume a very well-moderated diet, the like to enjoy the finer things in life but they don't tend to abuse substances or overuse. They are emotionally intelligent and know how to deal with their emotions in a very rational way, rarely loses their temper but definitely have healthy boundaries, have gratitude practices, they put a great deal of value in the amount of energy someone invests in their relationships and they are always nurturing quality relationships with others. May works in something family related, anything related to family including pet services. They are someone who makes you feel serenely content, you might make the happiest, most peaceful memories in your life with this person. Excellent parent and 100% spouse material.

Signs: cancer, scorpio, sagittarius, aries, moon, Neptune (pisces energy, Leo.

I am honestly very happy with this reading, took me more time but I loved - I study more about the tarot related to personality, was really fun and I loved put the theory in practice.

Hope y'all liked, see you in the next reading.

- Lia

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Unwanted: Chapter 23, Undressed - Pt. 2

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Avenger!Fem!Reader

Summary: When your FWB relationship with your best friend Bucky Barnes turns into something more, you couldn’t be happier. That is, however, until a new Avenger sets her sights on your super soldier and he inadvertently breaks your heart. You take on a mission you might not be prepared for to put some distance between the two of you and open yourself up to past traumas. Too bad the only one who can help you heal is the one person you can no longer trust.

Warnings: (For this part only; see Story Masterlist for general Warnings) Language, slight mentions of drug use; mentions of human trafficking, poorly translated Russian ( @miriamnox, I need you!)

Word Count: 391

Previously On...: You devised a plan to start buying drugs at the strip and pretend to use them to get intel. Sam is hesitant, with good reason.

A/N: Two parts today, since this is so short. Get hype!

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The plan was surprisingly successful. Well, it was in the beginning, anyway. You’d managed to do a fair job of faking being blitzed well enough in Kozlov’s presence to pick up some useful intel. A few days after you’d first started buying, you were in his private lounge, “tripping” as Kozlov spoke to a few of his men. “Nachal'stvo nedovol'no tsiframi, kotoryye prinesli posledniye neskol'ko devushek,” he said in Russian, too cocky to think any of the women around him could understand what he was saying. The bosses aren't pleased with the numbers the last few girls have brought in. “Oni slishkom pokhozhi na krek-shlyukh, chtoby za nikh mozhno bylo platit' prilichno.” They look too much like crack whores to fetch decent prices.

“Chto zhe oni ot nas khotyat, boss?” the man you’d silently dubbed ‘Henchman #2’ asked. What do they want us to do, then, boss?

“Prinesite mne svezhikh devochek,” Kozlov said. Bring me fresh girls. “Molodyye devushki, khoroshen'kiye devushki. Devushki, kotoryye ne vyglyadyat izmuchennymi. Oni prinesut nam boleye vysokiye stavki, i zmei ne budut tak sil'no dyshat' nam v sheyu.” Young girls, pretty girls. Girls who do not look used up. They will bring us higher bids and the snakes will not breathe down our necks so much.

“YA nenavizhu etikh bossov, boss,” #2 said. I hate these bosses, boss. “Oni nikogda ne byvayut schastlivy i vsegda trebuyut ot nas vse bol'shego i bol'shego. YA ne ponimayu, pochemu my ne mozhem likvidirovat' zem seychas. U nas yest' klub; nam bol'she ne nuzhna ikh pomoshch'.” They are never happy, always demanding more and more of us. I do not understand why we cannot eliminate them now. We have the club; we do not need their help any longer.

Kozlov laughed mirthlessly. “Pozhaluysta, Dmitriy, no ty byl by durakom, yesli by popytalsya. Eti lyudi gorazdo boleye zhestoki, chem vy mozhete sebe predstavit'. A dazhe yesli udastsya ubit' odnogo – chto oni skazhut? ‘Otrubite odnu golovu, i na yeye meste vyrastut yeshche dve.’" You are welcome to it, Dimitri, but you would be a fool to try. These men are far more brutal than you can imagine. And even if you manage to kill one– what is it they say? ‘Cut off one head and two more will grow in its place.’

Holy fuck, you thought. You needed to get back to Sam.

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Jupiter, going insane from stress and emotional repression and committing to excessive overplanning as an outlet despite his siblings' objections because it's the only way he knows how to handle his problems: You know, I'm beginning to think you're all out to get me. You want me to fail so you can become king. Well, fuck you all. I'm perfecting this plan, and it will be perfect and you will all bow before me in complete submission because of my perfection and also fuck you, go away, I'm working.

Pluto, who does not want to be king and has watched his little brother obsess over this attack plan for six days without sleep, even though they finalized and agreed on it two weeks ago: Oh, you're doing the thing again. Relax, I'll help you fix it.

Pluto: NE, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE.

Neptune: Wassup?

Pluto: Which do you prefer: planning something down to the tiniest details and following through on it exactly, or just going with the flow and doing your own thing with no forethought whatsoever?

Neptune: Second one, obviously. Plans are too restrictive. That's why I don't listen to any of you when you say, "Neptune, this is what you have to do for our next attack." It just feels better to really live in the moment. Do what your instincts tell you, whether that's making it rain to provide distraction and cover as planned or running at them full speed screaming at the top of your lungs because you want to kill and bathe in their blood so so bad.

Jupiter, who hates surprises and only acts impulsively when it comes to seducing the nearby nymphs and is now hitting his absolute limit: I am going to render you limbless and lifeless and piss on your grave.

Neptune: Fucking try me, loser.

Neptune and Jupiter: *tussle violently, very clearly trying to kill each other*

Pluto: observing from a few feet away: I'm really such a great older brother.

(ONE MILLION YEARS LATER)

Jason, going insane from stress and emotion repression: I think I'm losing my mind.

Hazel: No sweat, babe. I got you.

Hazel: CORAL! COME HERE!

Coral: I'm here. Why am I here?

Hazel: Just wondering what you think about what jelly you use when you make a PB and J sandwich?

Coral: Grape, usually.

Jason, who uses raspberry and only raspberry because the only acceptable jelly for a PB&J is raspberry and is now hitting his absolute limit: I am going to kill you.

Coral: Cool. Let me eat peanut butter and grape jam sandwich first.

Jason and Coral: *tussle violently, very evidently trying to kill each other*

Hazel, observing casually on her picnic blanket: I'm doing great at this.

[sslowdeathh]

Space themed names, pronouns, and titles. Requested by @personisjustrandom.

Names

Altair. Apollo. Cosmo. Atlas. Cielo. Castor. Mars. Orion. Jupiter. Neptune. Caelum. Vesmír. Leo. Nova. Callisto. Jericho. Portia. Cassiopeia. Esther. Juno. Soliel. Orion. Cruinne. Linivè. Pollux. Keid. Vulcan. Cairo. Lennox. Vega. Eclipse. Auren. Ixia. Darrius. Anduin. Sirus. Reva. Leith. Astraea.

Pronouns

Star stars. Space spaces. Gal galaxy. Void voids. Moon moons. Star stardust. Ne nebula. Cos cosmic. Comet comets. Astro astros. Gal galaxy. So solar. Stell stellar. Sky skies. Star starship. Aster asters. Bry bright. Cast castor. Cele celest.

Titles

The stars in the sky. His infinity. The world and more. The constellation. Your guiding light. The boy made of stardust. The boy of the stars. The cold of space. The astronaut / astronomer. The moon. The one that loves to the moon and back. His star-filled heart. The one of stars.

[icariebzh]

"La vie Ça tient dans une paume Ça résonne comme un psaume Mais ce n'est qu'une java La vie À peine est-elle éclose On dirait une rose Mais ce n'est qu'un dahlia La vie Même si tu la bourres De rêves et d'amours Qui n'en finissent pas La vie Même si pour l'enfance C'est plus beau que Byzance C'est toujours Carpentras

La vie Ça n'a pas de ressources C'est pas coté en Bourse Comme l'or-étalon La vie Ça se débine en douce À la vie comme j'te pousse Au détour d'un avion La vie Si tu la perds pas b'soin De d'mander le chemin D'la rue des Morillons La vie On croit que c'est pépère Bien planqué l'arrière C'est toujours sur le front

La vie Pas l'temps d'faire des projets À peine même si j'ai Le temps d'être rossignol La vie On t'la donne on t'la r'prend Comme un jouet d'enfant Une divine babiole La vie C'est un bout de répit Qui couve au bain-marie Dans une drôle de cass'role La vie C'est la supercherie D'un Jupiter aigri D'un dieu à camisole

La vie Ça ne tient qu'à un fil Ca s'joue à face ou pile Pour des profits et pertes La vie Ça se sauve ça s'épargne À la caisse d'Épargne Des guerres qu'on déserte La vie Moi je la revendique Pour le moindre moustique Pour la bête de somme La vie C'est la fleur sans fusil C'est la Terre sans patrie C'est le berceau des hommes La vie"

Henri Tachan

[christian-dubuis-santini]

Tellement dommage! Un si bon président. Aussi honnête, aussi représentatif de son pays, ne se contredisant jamais, ne mentant jamais, fidèle à ses promesses! Et puis son engagement, son amour pour la France et les français! Il se voyait Jupiter, on l’appelait Foutriquet…

[kendimlesworld]

Sarılmış sanki dört bir yanım

Durmaz peşimdeki canavarlarım...

[crumblita]

Can I have an id pack based on the divine comedy please? (Dante’s inferno, purgatorio, paradiso) Thank you!

the divine comedy id pack

names : beatrice , dante , poet , bernadette , virgil , francesca , helen / helene , meduse , faris , florence , lucien( ne ) , matilda / matilde , lethe , eunoe , lune , mercury , venus , sol , mars , jupiter , estrella , étoile , poem , charon / sharon , canto , sangre , sangue , amadeo , einar , andronicus

pronouns : moon / moons , blood / bloods , night / nights , crypt / crypts , dead / deads , undead / undeads , dead / undead , un / deads , cor / corpse , mor / morbid , morbid / morbids , dae / daem , vae / vaer , sin / sinful , sin / sins , sin / sinner , imp / imps , infernal / infernals

hope you like it :3c also you meant the poem right ,, i based this off of the poem but fwu is unsure

[pronoun-checks]

can i have some name suggestions based on space, some similar to anne or anthony,

and some pronoun suggestions with a similar vibe to ze/zem and vey/ven, but also some bug related pronouns?

Sorry if thats alot, thanks in advance!

Sure thing!

Space-themed:

Nova

Nebula

Star

Stella

Andromeda

Cassiopeia

Jupiter

Mars

Luna

Venus

Ophelia

Halley

Astra

Astrid

Aurora

Calypso

Soleil

Solstice

Solaria

Sol

Celeste

Venus

Moon

Atlas

Mercury

Neptune

Pluto

Orion

Cosmo

Comet

Astro

Similar to Anne/anthony:

Antonio

Antoine

Ant

Tony/Toni

Annie

Annabelle

Roxanne/Roxie

Nancy

Joann/Joanne

Andrew/Andy

Andromeda

Nathan

Pronouns:

xe/xem/xyr/xyrs/xemself

xey/xem/xyr/xyrs/xemself

xey/xem/xeir/xeirs/xemself

ne/nem/nir/nirs/nemself

ae/aer/aer/aers/aerself

ae/aem/aer/aers/aemself

ey/em/eir/eirs/eirself

e/em/eir/eirs/emself

ze/zir/zir/zirs/zirself

dae/daem/daes/daers/daemself

dey/dem/deir/deirs/demself

be/bem/beir/beirs/bemself

ze/hir/hir/hirs/hirself

zhe/zhem/zheir/zheirs/zhemself

zhey/zhem/zheir/zheirs/zhemself

bug/bugself

worm/wormself

moth/mothself

mo/moth/moths/mothself

wing/wingself

bee/beeself

buzz/buzzself

ant/antself

sting/stingself

fly/flyself

insect/insectself

spider/spiderself

beetle/beetleself

bee/beetle/beetles/beetleself

[claudehenrion]

Macron va stériliser (sic !) l'infertilité...( I )

Dans le tas de mauvaises nouvelles dont aucune ne donne envie de savoir quelle sera la suivante dans la liste, une lueur d'espoir, tout de même : il était temps ! A cause de (ou grâce à) un effondrement historique (et pas moins catastrophique pour autant) de notre natalité, le''plus jeune président de l'histoire de la république et son plus jeune premier ministre depuis la nuit des temps'' (il paraît que ce serait un compliment, pour eux... alors que tout le monde --sauf eux-- sait que la valeur des années –comme celle des damnés-- n'a pas de corrélation avec la longueur du la barbe du capitaine) vont résoudre le problème de la fertilité... dont la leur démontre qu'ils ne dominent pas vraiment le problème !

Mais comme rien n'est jamais simple dans la vie (et encore moins simple dans notre ''Etat dont le roi est un enfant''(pour rendre hommage à l'Ecclésiaste qui voyait dans ce seul manque de pot complet la source de tous les malheurs possibles), il a fallu que nos jeunes immatures s'amusent à faire une chose et son contraire, comme ils adorent le faire pour ''emmerder'' (c'est eux qui le disent) les adultes : au moment où notre président prend enfin conscience que notre démographie plonge sans espoir (au moins, tant qu'il s'entêtera à ne pas prendre les 3 mesures simples qui résoudraient le problème ''pour de bon'')... il faut qu'il aille, allez savoir pourquoi, relancer un combat mortel entre le Bien et le Mal et entre le Vrai et le Faux, qui ne peut que nous faire plonger encore plus profondément dans ce mal irrémédiable : une néfaste ''constitutionnalisation'' (un mot affreux pour une chose encore plus affreuse) : on panthéonise --c'est une idée fixe, chez Macron-- l'abandon de facto du serment d'Hippocrate (''Tu ne tueras pas'') et de la liberté de conscience –et de parole, tant qu'on y est : on est progressiste, ou on ne l'est pas !

(NDLR : il faut vite que j'écrive ces mots ''à ne jamais oublier et à soigneusement conserver dans nos mémoires'' : dès demain, il sera interdit d'émettre la moindre vérité non con-forme à l'assassinat ''dans les règles'' de bébés à la veille de naître. Notre société cannibale ignore ceux qui ne peuvent pas descendre dans la rue et tout casser (les très vieux et les trop jeunes). Rappel : pour avorter à 14 semaines, il faut écraser le crâne du bébé-à-naître (eux disent ''fœtus'' : ils croient ainsi n'assassiner personne, ce qui est le plus gros mensonge de l'histoire de la science).

Vous me direz que, après les immenses conneries qui ont escorté le covid, toutes sirènes hurlantes, vers une cata XXL dont on commence à peine à apercevoir les limites illimitées... on aurait dû savoir que la seule chose à laquelle il faut s'attendre, c'est ''le pire'', avec les gangs de clowns tristes qui ne nous mènent que ''nulle part''. Mais l'âme humaine, que quelques uns croient ''faite à l'image de Dieu'' –NB : ce qui ne veut pas dire que Dieu, lui, soit ''à l'image de l'homme'' et ressemble à Macron : à la rigueur, certains l'ont comparé à Jupiter, les pauvres. Mais à Dieu... Ah ! ça... non, Dieu merci, si j'ose !-- est pleine de ressources, et refuse ce qui serait trop lourd pour elle à supporter... Un faible espoir pour une catastrophe irrémédiable... dont personne n'avait besoin.

Mais revenons à l'infertilité, promue ''grande cause nationale'', ce qui veut dire qu'on va nommer, à grands frais pour changer, un ''comité d'experts'' (comme les médicastres qui ont menti et/ou se sont trompés sur tout, à propos du covid –-- ou, à propos de l'Ukraine, ces généraux dont pas un seul n'a imaginé ce qui s'est passé, et qui continuent à refuser de voir ce qui crève les yeux : ils ont eu tout faux depuis le début !) qui vont aligner poncifs, fausses évidences et lieux communs sur un sujet sur lequel ils sont… puceaux ! Ce comité ne sera certainement pas ''Théodule'' --ce qui veut dire, étymologiquement : ''qui est au service de Dieu !''--, mais plutôt ''théoclaste'' (= qui brise Dieu) ou théophage (= qui bouffe du dieu)... mais son inefficacité coûteuse, foncière, incontournable n'est déjà plus à démontrer (elle est ''de système').

Grâce aux crétineries XXL de hollande, et par la faute des faux-prophètes d'un réchauffement général (qui rendent les avions, les SUV et les bagnoles au diesel responsables de la sécheresse au Sahara !), la France, cette ex-bonne élève de la démographie, rentre dans le rang et n'assure plus le fameux ''remplacement des générations'', ce qui justifie le vent de panique chez nos pseudo-élites –qui tremblent à l'idée qu'il y ait moins de con-tribuables pour leurs fins de mois-- et les poncifs idiots de nos puceaux ès-gauloiseries (alors qu'il suffirait, là comme ailleurs, de simplement annuler toutes les mesures stupides prises par hollande, responsable et coupable).

Mais manque de pot, c'est sur la terre entière que ce phénomène est perceptible. Les géographes de l'Université de Bruxelles viennent de terminer une étude qui démontre que –tenez-vous bien !- 64,4 % de la population mondiale se situe sous le seuil du simple renouvellement des générations. Pour l'Institut démographique de Vienne (en Autriche, pas dans le Dauphiné !), 1/3 des femmes d'Asie (Japon, Sud Corée, Singapour, Taïwan...) n'auront pas d'enfant... Et les chiffres officiels de l'ONU (pour ce que vaut cette source empoisonnée !) s'inquiètent (se réjouissent, plus souvent !) d'une ''Baisse massive de la fécondité de 2000 à 2020''. Nos auto-préposés à la gaudriole ont du pain sur la planche ! Et s'ils n'étaient pas aussi infatués, prétentieux et incultes, ils connaîtraient la suite de la triste vérité :

Le ''taux de fécondité'' était , mondialement, de 4,8 enfants par femme en 1970, tombait à 3,7 en 1980, puis à 3,3 en 1990, à 2,8 en 2000 avant de se ramasser à 2,3 en 2021 –dernier chiffre disponible. ''Ça, Madame, c'est de la chute... ou je m'y connais pas'', dirait mon amie Madame Michu ! Et comme pour compliquer la tache tâche de notre Comité théophobe en gestation, on apprend que les zones où la fécondité est ''très faible'' (c'est-à-dire inférieure à 1,7 enfant par femme) représentent 40,8 % de la Terre, dont toute l'Europe. C'est dans ce club de 3ème division que la France vient de faire son entrée : première en con-FISC-ation, mais dernière pour la bagatelle (présenté comme ça... on commence à comprendre : le lemme n°2 est une conséquence du lemme n°1, CQFD !). Mais même les régions ''à forte natalité'' (> 3,5 enfants par femme), concentrées en Afrique sub-saharienne et en Asie du Sud-est, ont commencé une forte décrue (elles viennent de 5, voire 7, en moyenne !) grâce à ou à cause des études des filles et (donc) de l'âge au premier enfant... et de la contraception, même pas con-stitutionnelle, là-bas. Ils vont avoir du bouleau, nos puceaux !

Le monde actuel, dans le fond, est beaucoup plus rigolo que nous, ses utilisateurs / usagers, ne le vivons : il se complaît à nous faire des niches perpétuelles, et à peine les plus prétentieux d'entre nous ont-ils la vague impression qu'ils commencent à piger un truc (ce qu'ils transforment aussitôt en ''programmes absurdes'' s'ils sont députés européens ou –et c'est pire !-- membres de la grosse Commission qui assassine l'Europe sous ses mauvaises idées... C'est simple : entre eux et nos ministres, on ne peut dire qui est le plus pervers, le plus vicelard, le plus nocif, le plus mortifère...

Au moment où ils racontent qu'il voudraient lutter contre le refroidissement démographique ambiant (= la fin, à terme, de toute humanité), ils n'ont rien trouvé de plus contre-performant que de ''sanctifier'' un faux principe démoniaque... Toutes les données vont être bouleversées et mises cul par dessus tête, nos Nuls n'ayant, évidemment, rien vu venir des catastrophes immenses que ce vote (que je me dépêche de dire criminel avant le ''saut vers la mort''--et non pas ''de la mort''-- qui entrera en vigueur demain), va –et ne peut que-- entraîner... Encore eût-il fallu qu'ils sachent (NDLR-2 : je préfère cette forme à ''sussent'', grammaticalement plus correct mais qui peut prêter à sourire, le monde et nos politiciens étant... ce que nous savons !) ''de quoi ils blatèrent''...

H-Cl.

[jupiterliyazar]

Dalgalı deniz, rüzgarda savrulan ağaç dalları, parlak yıldızlar ve bu şarkı…

[taramboyle]

Au milieu de la cruauté et des injustices du monde romain, les deux jeunes Pompéiens vont éprouver l’un pour l’autre une attirance et un respect qui ne pourra pas vous laisser indifférent. 🧡

Le Bel Ami de Pompéi ⭐ Taram Boyle