#needy beast

[honeyspawn]

Something that I think is underratedly hilarious about everyone knowing the lyrics to "I'm the Best of You", is that in Killer Track, Needy Beast is a local band. The fact that everyone at this high school, including the Swedish foreign exchange student, knows all the lyrics like its a Taylor Swift song implies either:

1) Everyone in Hatchetfield religiously listens to the local hits radio station

2) In this timeline, Needy Beast is so famous and popular that everyone knows them, so I can only assume Thrash actually went through with his promise to sell his soul to the devil.

And I don't know which of these is funnier to me.

[ruthflemwad]

more hatchetfield text posts just for you guys

[rentumblsstuff]

Save me Bryce Charles side characters save me

[nonbaznary]

wanna see the needy beast performing bc i need more babygirl thrash material !

alt: digital fanart of thrash. it only shows his bust- he has shoulder length asymmetrical shaggy hair with pink highlights, is wearing sunglasses, has a weird goatee thing and is wearing a spiky black choker and a sleeveless black top. theres little blue-ish green-ish little lighting symbols coming out around his head, and he has chest and arm hair showing

[stupid-starkid-headcannons]

All of the members of Needy Beast are in a polyamory

yup

[myheadphonesareneverloudenough]

there’s not enough fanart of these fuckers out in the world.

[random-jot]

BEST OF YOU was in-universe written Needy Beast confirmed!!!

[louissatturi]

The funniest part of "best of you" being a needy beast song is just the image of rose playing this song

I need the needy beast best of you cut

[missretrosthrowbackdiner-archive]

BLUE'S NPMD COUNTDOWN * favorite hatchetfield story

↳ #4 -> Killer Track (18 votes, 23.1%)

[youshouldhavepaidattentiondad]

🪤

“You know in cartoons where they have the box propped up on a stick?” Thrash asks suddenly, “And they put something under it as bait?”

“Uh, yeah,” Skud answers apprehensively.

Thrash lowers his sunglasses. “What do you think we could put under one to catch Wooleyfoot?”

Blinking, Skud lowers the drink he was about to sip from. “Why do you want to catch the Ape-Man?”

“Why the hell not?” Thrash answers with a shrug. “Do you think he would like cheese? Or do you think peanut butter is a better option?”

“I think either would fuck up his digestive system.”

Send me an emoji and I'll write a drabble!

[awigglycultist]

[theguywhodidntlikestimboards]

🎸 Needy Beast 🎸

🎶-👩‍🎤-🤘

🖤-💖-🖤

🤘-👩‍🎤-🎶

[sonnetthebard]

Paul and Thrash used to date back when Paul was in his punk phase.

Ok I'm not 100% sure of Thrash's age and whether this would work because I am blanking buttttt I do like this in concept so assuming age-wise it does work...

They met at a protest.

Their relationship was secret for like... six months

Yes it lasted that long

And it wasn't that Paul didn't think his parents would support him

It was that he knew bringing another punk home wasn't going to fly.

But when he did bring Thrash home his mom cried a little bit.

Not happy tears.

He loved Thrash. Thrash loved him

Paul doesn't typically do live music or concerts

Because as you should all know by this point, I headcanon Paul as autistic, and the reason he doesn't like musicals is because they overstimulate him

And the same would happen at rock concerts

Hence why he met Thrash at a protest

But he never misses a show for Thrash in their relationship

They both coordinated hair colors.

Thrash almost got Paul to join a band.

Then Paul confessed to him that concerts overstimulated him, and Thrash... didn't really understand

It's actually why they broke up

A tiny misinterpretation

Thrash thought that Paul was no longer wishing to support his music career.

It broke Paul's heart and ended his punk phase.

I promise you they made up later

[blueskiesandstarrynights]

Skud twirled a Twizzler between his fingers like a drumstick.

"So, you, like, sold your soul to the devil for fame?" he questioned his friend before taking a bite of the Twizzler, unsure what to make of this.

Thrash nodded nervously as if he couldn't trust himself to speak, while his girlfriend's face split into a huge grin. "I knew you could do it, babe! Now we know the crowd will love you at future gigs!"

Skud looks between the greasy-haired couple before turning behind him and calling out, "Hey, Rose, what do you think of this?"

Rose barely glances up from tuning her guitar to call back, "I think it's utter bullshit."

Courtney whips around to face Rose, absolutely appalled, while Thrash turns around much slower, looking far more nervous now. "What? You think Thrash just made up making a deal with the devil??"

Rose looks up for the first time since the conversation started and looks Courtney dead in the eye before saying, "Absolutely."

[14fucks]

gripping hips or limbs or the headboard not because the sex is aggressive or hard but because it feels so so good you have your strap buried in a sloppy wet pussy and hearing the whimpery moans coming from the girl under you, both groping each other and begging for some kind of release, a room full of moaning "please please please please" to each other until eventually shuttering and jolting to a collapse

[yourwagonisaflame]

best of you being an in universe song is so cute to me. idk why i love that so much