#nerdy polycule

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Steph *holding a can of Pepsi*: Do you guys want some Pespi?

Ruth *laughing*: Some what?

Steph: Pespi

Richie: It's PePsi not PeSpi, Stephanie

Steph: That's what I said Pespi.

Grace: Pespi?

Steph *shrugging* : It's normal it's because I'm ambidextrous

Richie: Ambidextrous?

Ruth: She means Bisexual!

Grace *at the same time*: She means bilingual!

Pete *exhausted*: She means she has dyslexia

[dailyhatchetfield]

day 172 - @polyamships' polyartober day thirty; angst

[ella-ashmore]

they should all kiss eachother forever i love polyamory yippeeeee !!!!! alt vers + the separate things on their own below the cut ^-^ feel free to do w/e with this just make sure u credit me. and if i find it anywhere w/o my url on the image im going to eat your house

sketch - w/o lipstick - w/o the sketch still visible/the little doodles

spankoffschitz closeup - ruthie closup - flemoffski closeup

ruthie doodle closeup - spankoffschitz doodle closeup - flemoffski doodle closeup

[tedlovesmusicals]

Some nerdy prudes headcanons in no particular order:

• Steph is a gamer girl. Her dad bought her the full gamer girl set up with the pink cat ear chair and see-through computer tower for her to just play the sims and stardew valley. Richie and Ruth get her into fortnight.

• Pete gets motion sickness so he reads a book while listening to his girlfriend cuss out 12 year olds.

• Richie made them all a discord server because it's "way cooler and more efficient than snapchat."

• Grace constantly sends Jesus themed gifs into the chat as reactions. Think of the stuff your grandma sends you when she discovered how to use the keyboard on her phone. Exactly. A lot of glittery easter crucifixes.

• Steph convinces Ruth to audition for the next school musical. Ruth gets her first ever lead role. Steph agrees to be in the chorus with Pete to support her.

• Grace forms an Abstinence Club so she can lure more dirty dudes and eat their souls or whatever.

• Pete gets them to play dungeons and dragons with him once. He was the dm. Richie was a dark elf rogue with a complicated backstory. Ruth was a bard that tried to seduce everything that moved. Steph got frustrated with the rules immediately and eventually just had Pete make a character for her. Grace played a real human priest that shamed the entire group for playing the devil's game before storming out after only being there for five minutes.

[retr0scum]

[bestpolyshipbracket]

Best Polyamorous Ship Round 5

[moonmoonthecrabking]

hatchetfield text posts

[pipperoo]

crack fic idea: all six of the main npmd characters fall through the floor and become ghosts in waylon hall. but, they don’t kill anyone because they spend all of their time arguing over who they should kill as they all have a certain demographic they want to hit and no one in town fits under all the labels.

[thebluestbluewords]

swimming lessons

"You're not serious." Mal says, laughing. Her feet are solidly on her towel, nowhere near the water. "I'm not swimming." 

Ben flicks a handful of water at her anyway. He's been swimming since he was a kid. He knows just how far he can splash without hitting someone. "You don't want to learn how to swim?" 

"Uh, no." she jerks her feet further back. "Nobody really knows how to swim, some people can just fake it for a while before they fuck up and drown." 

"I know how to swim." Ben says, kicking his feet in demonstration. He's good at swimming. He's got this. "I could teach you." 

"You think you know how. It's only a matter of time until you get too cocky, and then you'll be the next body we have to fish out of the water." 

"You're wearing a swimsuit."

Mal looks down at herself. She's wearing an emerald green bikini top, a mesh sort-of-shirt over it with more zippers than looks entirely practical for something that's ostensibly swimwear, and a pair of her own cut off shorts. Her bare midriff and thighs are incandescently pale in the sunlight.  

"Evie made it." she says, as though that's all the explanation required. Knowing the two of them, it nearly is. Evie makes the clothes, and then the other three wear them. It's like a weird sort of isle mating ritual, as far as Ben can tell. He's been honored with an Evie's original leather jacket himself, and it certainly feels like there's a weight to the leather, and to their eyes on him, when he wears it. 

"Jay's in the water," Ben points out instead. "He hasn't drowned yet." 

Mal scoffs. "Jay's one of the morons who thinks he can swim, and also, his feet are on the ground." 

"The last time I asked him to jump in the enchanted lake with me, he made up an excuse about needing to wash his horse." Ben says slowly. It's not that he's doubting the story, exactly... 

Mal laughs. "The horse is named Denial. Or maybe Distraction. Next time he'll tell you he forgot his homework." 

"Jay doesn't do his--" Ben starts to say, before his brain catches up. "Oh. I get it. Why wouldn't he just tell me he can't swim?" 

Mal shrugs. "It's not exactly something we learned on the isle. Just one more way we stick out, and you know how much he cares about fitting in sometimes." 

Ben knows. 

He tries not to think about it, mostly. How much the VKs hide when they try to fit in. They don't do it around him very much anymore, and Mal hardly ever tries at all, but the others all hide pieces of themselves whenever they want to blend in with their classmates. Evie hides how brilliant she is, like playing dumb will make her more desirable. Carlos hides his tools like he's afraid they're going to be stolen from him. Jay smiles and jokes and says that he's not lying, that this is just who he is, like he just happens to be exactly the sort of friendly that Auradon eats right up, but Ben's seen how he acts when there's nobody around to impress. 

It's not a big leap to assume that his assurances that he can swim and he's just not in the mood right now are another lie. 

He flicks another handful of water at Mal's feet. "Do you really not want to learn? I could teach you." 

"I really don't want to risk my life, no. Besides, I'm watching from out here. I have an important job to do." 

"And that is?" 

She grins, and swoops a hand through the air like she's gathering a cobweb with a duster. "Magic." Her fingers glow green, poison-apple bright and shimmering just like the lake water in the sunlight. She points a finger at Jay, in the water up to his knees and leaning down to splash a handful at Carlos.  "Give me power, no more steps, lift him from these watery depths." 

Mal lifts her hand, and Jay's feet fly out from under him. 

Only they don't. 

Jay's feet go flying, but it's because the rest of him is flying too, just a few inches above the surface of the water. He's reclining, easy as anything, like he's being held by an invisible hand. 

"Hey!" 

Mal waves her free hand at her second-in-command, without shifting the shining green one, which, now that Ben's looking, is cradled in a similar position to the unseen one that Jay is cradled in.  "Hay is for horses, babe! Get more specific!" 

"Put me down so I can splash the nerds!" Jay shouts. "I was gonna sneak attack!" 

"And now you're not!" Evie chirps. She looks as gorgeous as ever in her swim clothes, which are a little red skirt with a ruffle, a red top that shows off the smooth golden span of her chest, and a giant sun hat. 

"I'm not the one keeping you here!" Mal shouts back. "If you wanna swim so bad you can get off the spell!" 

Jay rolls over until he's on the edge of whatever invisible force is keeping him up, feet dangling down to just brush the water."My spell now. Dump me off." 

Mal grins so wide that the pointed fey teeth behind her human ones show. "If that's what you want." 

"WAIT--" 

She flips her hand. 

Jay hits the water with a splash. 

[anjelicawrites]

Hello beautiful angel, how are you? I really miss your writing and I hope you're okay. I also miss all your polys - how are they doing? What are their plans for this year?

Hello sweetheart!!! I'm doing fine, thank you for asking!!! I miss writing and I'm hoping 2025 will bring more of that in my life!!!

All the polys are doing amazing!

The OG!poly is all lovey dovey and talking about having children! Is their firstborn, Wilmǣr Aenar (baby Will), a 2025 baby? Who knows. Have no doubts: they're trying very, very hard!!! The Cringies are neck deep in running the pub (Billy, who has fully taken over from the old owner) and university work (Michael is planning how to steamroll his opponents in the academic ladder and you're deciding in which field of medicine you're going to specialize). The war boys are navigating your new job in the publishing field and how the huge amount of drafts you bring home to read, seems to multiply by the day! The bitchy poly is, for lack of better words, fucking bitchy as per usual! You're happy that Tom hasn't killed Michael, and vice versa. You're thinking about investing in better ear plugs because, if you are awoken by one of their arguments ever again, someone will die, and it's not going to be you! Last, but not the least, the nerdy poly are back in school after their exams and the holidays! Your rugby team is training for a big match, both Michael and Aemond are popping by the training field as much as they can and have, already, planned to clear their busy study schedules to be at the match to support you!!!

[nerdyenby]

Ok but imagine reuniting with the polycule after 5+ years of not knowing each other were alive and one of them show up with a preteen he adopted, another shows up with two children he adopted and his new husband, another has spent these last few years as an assistant manager in hell (I am not exaggerating), and the last guy was stored in a time capsule that whole time

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Steph: why are you following me?

Pete: because we're dating now

Steph: okay... what about Richie?

Pete: we're a package deal

Richie: buy one idiot, get one free

[dailyhatchetfield]

day 112 - queer as hell to be a nerd

[rileylastname]

so who else is a Nerdy Prudes polycule truther

[tedlovesmusicals]

I'm so normal about them

[bestpolyshipbracket]

Best Polyamorous Ship Group 4 Round 1