#nester

[pillowspace]

SAM: Uhhh, Alice? // ALICE: Yeah? // SAM: I think the text to speech AIs are in love with each other. // ALICE: Heh. Chester and Norris started flirting mid-paragraph again? // SAM: A-again? // ALICE: Ya, they do that when they get side-tracked by outside data. It's just a bug, wait it out. // SAM: Wha??

Could you imagine

[generouskittentidalwave]

Favoritism

Nester: *gently shakes Odysseus* "Ody... time to wake up you silly sleepyhead, we are needed for a night mission"

Odysseus: "Mmh.. just five more minutes...."

Nester: "Alright, whatever's most comfortable for you, rest is very important :)"

Nester: *looks over to Diomedes, kicks the dude awake* "Wake up you lazy sack of shit, all you ever do is sleep like the disappointment you are, you aren't half as much worth as your father was, get up and make yourself useful for once I don't even know why you are still here-"

[alex-whitman-moth-man]

HEY, MOTH SON! I FOUND A THERAPIST! D'YA GOT SOME TIME TO GO WITH ME TO THE MEETIN?

You did? That's great! Of course I'll come! : D

[acquired-stardust]

Nester's Funky Bowling Virtual Boy 1996

[edwin-stanley-pines]

R DLFOW ORPV GL HGVZO BLFI “XZG”!

JUST KIDFING, CATS ARE ANNOYING, KEEP IT! (-(

U-um, well, I-

*muffin hisses*

(YEAH, WELL, SO ARE YOU, YOU STUPID EXCUSE OF AN OVERLORD!)

*edwin shakes muffin firmly before smiling awkwardly at nester*

He's not super fond of other people anyway, so it's probably not a good idea for you to take him...

[beck-playfair]

… hi … number neighbor guy … think that was you anyway … i have received soup from the soup man …

'...Soup man? Who's soup man?'

[ticktock-broken-clock]

*She receives a call from an unknown number*

… hiiiiiiiiii sibling … ‘ve gotten to the hospital … i wanna get outta here …

*tricia nearly drops the phone when she hears his voice. old, painful memories burst into her mind of a summer many years ago, nearly forgotten by the town. her voice was hardened and strained, and mixed with confusion*

How are you even alive? I saw you die years ago! Why are you calling me?!

[pinelittle-guy]

*”Hench” enters the kitchen looking for Pinely and snacks*

HEY KID! I’VE BEEN SENT TO FETCH YOU AND SNACKS FOR THE HOSPITAL TRIP.

[PINELY is still sobbing, holding onto his doll. He walks over to NESTER wordlessly and motions to be picked up.]

[papafords-childrenshome]

*Scrabbling is heard from inside the walls, it seems that there’s an infestation*

*ford sighs heavily, moving towards the noise*

Great Axolotl, how am I going to run this place if it already has pests...?

[billy-stargazes]

hiiii … i dunno what number i typed in … i dunno who i was tryin to text either … (-/

… vevibgsrmt sfigh … ( )-)

[STARGAZING-BILLY stares at the unknown number for a moment, debating on whether or not to answer. On one hand, his parents told him to never answer unknown numbers, but on the other, he really needed to take his mind off of... what just happened. So, against his better judgement, he texts back.]

Hi there! Who is this?

[junedreamer98]

The Boys Be Virtual.

[somewhereinthewoodsalone]

My application for @springbon-t-art ! :DD

[omegacoin]

Nester and Denner Flags

[PT: Nester and Denner Flags]

Flags for misceversers/omegaversers that make nests or make dens! Nests is on top, dens is on bottom!

No tag list STILL :(((

[alex-whitman-moth-man]

HELLO, MOTH SON. THE BASTARD BACK IN THERAPRISM SAY THEY’LL MAKE ME GO BACK THERE IF I DON’T GET ACTUAL THERAPY. WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO DO THAT, MOTH SON?

Well, I was sixteen when I started at the Theraprism, so I'm not actually qualified for that, but I can help you look for a therapist. I'll even sit in on some of your sessions if you're unsure about it, okay?

[euclidean-geometry-supremacy]

GREAT, YOU AGAIN. YOU SHOULDA STAYED DEAD AND BURNED, DAD. )-)

RIGHT BACK AT YA! YOU SHOULD'VE BURNED IN THE FIRE THAT YOU CREATED, JUST LIKE MY MONSTER OF A SON.

[edwin-stanley-pines]

SO, KID, Y'KNOW HOW YA TOLD ME TO GET MAD AT FRILLS IN OUR LAST TALK. I WAS JUST WONDERIN, ANY ADVICE ON HOW TO KILL A GIANT AMPHIBIAN?

FOR TOTALLY UNCONNECTED REASONS, OF COURSE.

Um... When... when I said that, I didn't mean-

*he frowns*

-well, I... I don't know. The Axolotl is kinda... powerful. So...