Eywa: ayyy yo ??!?!!? A human?! In my home?!? Hell yeah! Give me that!
*inspects Spider's life force*
Eywa:Hell yeah! This is mine! You hear that you stupid Jarheaded sperm donor?!? This is my son now! Motherfucker! This human is going to be so loving you would not believe it!
Philosophical obsession to the point of self destruction
[Image description: A collage consisting of 10 different photographs and quotes, all related to digging and holes. From top to bottom:
A wikipedia headline that says “Law of Holes”.
A close up of a shovel, digging into loose dirt.
An excerpt from a wikipedia article about the law of holes: The law of holes or the first law of holes, is an adage which states: "if you find yourself in a hole, stop digging." It is used as a metaphor, warning that when in an untenable position, it is best to stop making the situation worse.”
A lyrics excerpt from ‘The Song With Five Names’ by Will Wood: You can break a shovel when you break new ground / You dig dirt up when you dig deep down / You should know better than that by now / It's not profound to know that you could never know!
A blurry photograph of a dark rectangular hole in the ground, seemingly a grave. The hole is so dark the bottom of it isn’t visible. Besides the hole there is a pile of dirt.
A lyrics excerpt from ‘Hand Me My Shovel, I’m Going In!’ by Will Wood and The Tapeworms: Gotta get to the bottom of this/ Gotta get to the bottom of this / Gotta get to the bottom of this / Gotta gotta get, gotta gotta get, gotta get / Gotta get to the bottom of this / Gotta gotta get, gotta gotta get, gotta get / Gotta get to the bottom of this / Gotta gotta get, gotta gotta get, gotta get / Gotta get to the bottom of this / If it kills me
An excerpt from a wikipedia article about the law of holes: The second law of holes is commonly known as: "when you stop digging, you are still in a hole."
A photograph of a deep round hole. There’s a ladder going down into it and the bottom of the hole isn’t visible.
An excerpt from the transcript of episode 88 of The Magnus Archives: It was very strange. It was just the one word, solid capital letters in a small, neat typeface at the very centre of the page. It said ‘DIG’. I took that to be the title, and turned to the next page. ‘DIG’. Exactly the same. The third page. ‘DIG’. The fourth page. ‘DIG’. Dig, dig, dig, dig.
A lyrics excerpt from ‘Hand Me My Shovel, I’m Going In!’ by Will Wood and The Tapeworms: Looking down I could say heaven sent me / Hand me my shovel, I’m going in!
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[‘Law of Holes’ - Wikipedia, ‘The Song with Five Names, a.k.a. Soapbox Tao, a.k.a. Checkmate Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government, a.k.a. You Can Never Know’ - Will Wood and the Tapeworms, ‘Hand Me My Shovel, I’m Going In!’ - Will Wood and the Tapeworms, MAG 88 ‘Dig’ - The Magnus Archives]
Professor Aesop Sharp (fl. 1890) was a wizard, who worked as an Auror for the British Ministry of Magic and later a Potions Master at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in the 19th century. [He] had a gruff and keenly acute nature, was not easily impressed by his students, and was a difficult taskmaster. Although he was wholly unwilling to suffer fools in his class, he was by no means entirely unreasonable in his methods, as he was known to take genuine pride in students who excelled in his class in spite of his challenging curriculum.
Yo mr white check out this dope pattern, bitch! (I’m not good at marketing sorry, but she’s cute uwu)
[Video ID: A short tiktok showcasing crochet tote bags styled to look like citrus fruits. The video begins with three miniature versions of the citrus fruits held up to the camera, which then fade to reveal the larger bags. The bag on the left is a lime, the bag in the middle is a grapefruit, and the bag on the right is an orange. The orange bag is then used to reveal that a larger, mesh version of the bag is hidden inside the citrus pouch and that the bag is reversible. /.End ID]
[Image ID: 5 photographs showing details of the citrus fruit bags from the video above. The first photo shows the bags lined up with the mesh peaking out of the citrus pouch. The next three photos shows each bag individually in this style laying in grass. The last photo shows the bags in their pouch form hanging from a flower bush. /.End ID]
I'd be appalled if I saw you ever try to be a saint
I wouldn't fall for someone I thought couldn't misbehave
But I want you to know that I've had no love like your love
forgot how cool jeff johansen is. literally the only well adjusted functional adult man in seemingly the entire dead by daylight universe. other than adam. adam is also a normal well adjusted man living his best life.
So I was messing around in collage mode (yes I know it’s a blatant attempt on Studio ZA/UM’s part to pander to an audience that obviously hate their guts for what they did to the creative team, don’t come for me) and was casually zooming in on the details of various assets until I came across the visual calculus diagram showcasing the directions the bullets might’ve been shot from and look what I came across.
This is just me speculating but I think that may be a heavily edited photo of Robert Kurvitz in the role of Lely during his final moments. Now that I see it when its far less faded, it has such a striking resemblance to the lead writer. If that really is Robert Kurvitz like I think it is, he not only put a photo of himself in his own game but he used said photo to both censor and represent Lely fucking Klaasje moments before the bullet made contact with the back of his throat. That’s so wild to me cause I never noticed it until now!