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A/N ďšChapter 1 is finally out!! I apologize if this took a little while, I have an idea for an Alastor fic brewing and if all things go well, the prologue/pilot chapter will be the next thing I post!
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This chapter is primarily exposition and fluff, so there are no content warnings for this chapter aside from a brief description of making oneself vomit.

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âĄďšBring-your-reader to work day as one of the most famous idols in hell! Or, what it's really like working as one of the most famous idols in hell under the thumb of the VEES.
6:00 PM
Your alarm begins your morning with its typical assault to the ears and dragging you out of what was once a beautiful slumber, for a while your subconscious was even able to create a darling little wonderland blend of hell and personal heaven, but all good dreams had to come to an end at sometime soon.
Sitting up, you begin your typical morning work routine of getting dressed, brushing your teeth and whatever other morning activities that needed to be done. Surrounding you are dozens of printed posters and scrolls of yourself watching you get changed, most of which being limited edition merchandise from your concerts, and almost all of them had in bold letters âMONÎRCHâ somewhere on the prints. After your meeting with Vox that day, he insisted that if you were going to work with the brand of the Vees that you were to take on a stage name to said brand. Before you could go through your mental filing cabinet to find something that would fit, Vox informed you that he had already picked your name from the moment you walked in: Monarch. It took a second for you to realize, but the patterns currently adorning your body with the resemblance of a monarch butterfly made it click. Plus, you did like how powerful the name sounded.
The last step of your routine was always to consult yourself a sprint checkup on your voice synthesizer and then perform some finetuning. Your current synthesizer is nowhere close to your first one, hell the damn thing originally couldn't even get wet, nor was it surgically bolted into your neck, though the two still shared similar parts in case the need for a quick repair arose.
⌠Aaaand of course speak of the fallen angel, that said scenario was precisely why you keep a constant eye on the quality of your synthesizer, because the screw connecting your voice bank and vocal chords was chipped. Sure, it was minute but even the smallest imperfection could lead to rust and infection that you just couldn��t afford.
The bottom half of your dresser vanity would appear to be nothing but a foundational box with a front facing panel and some regal metalsmith carvings if not for the card-slot keyhole poking out the right side. You keep the key hidden on your person at all times, while the contents inside hold no value in money or power youâre sure the reactions to what could be construed to be a stalkerish shrine to your boss would be the end of your reputation.
And his too you guess but youâre the cute one here.
Lifting your pointer finger to the back of your neck, using the slight dent of your nail to nudge out a tiny rectangular panel of your synthesizer. Or, it would be rectangular if not for the carefully cut notches on one of the sides.
You slip the key into the slot as far as it will reach, bypassing all 4 clicks then rewarding you with a 5th at ths decompressing tightness of the spring lock hinge. The once stiff panel now slides open, though not exactly with grace with it getting friction jammed against the frame caused by lack of use.
Not quite having time to spare getting distracted by your keepsakes you reach to the glass case to the left containing your prototype voice bank collar displayed like a diamond atop a blue silk pillow. Youâre absolutely certain if Vox discovered you still held the beta technology he would gag like you were saving a meal that's gone bad. Absolutely adorable, knowing if youâd present it to any sinner in hell itâd be easy to convince them it was state of the art, brand new.
One screw acquired and youâre out of there, locking everything the way it was before, box, vanity, bedroom door, apartment door. The commute to the VHQ could barely even be considered a walk, actually, most of the housing within a 3 mile radius of their building was ultimately owned by the Vees reserved for employees. Smart way to both keep their people in line and control exactly whoâs around at all times, gotta give them credit when credit is due.
The dredging silence over the span of two months had you in an urge to claw beneath your skin to tear out the stabbing anticipation that seemed to grow within. Should that evolve into a spiral well of anxiety you'd been worried the business plan sealed in ink turned into a ghost, but you were informed before your leave that Rome wasnât going to be built in a day so you were left with nothing to do but respect his unspoken wishes.
When the hour struck and you received the details for the date and time of your next meeting in a bare bones text, you wish you could say it put your short term torture to a close, but the years worth of screaming in static was finally going to be over. You couldnât make time move any faster, only make yourself move faster to prepare for your next encounter with the overlord that could now be considered your master.
âMonarch! Good, right on time, Now come sit.â Your overlord spins around the chair to your direction, beckoning you his way. You silently do as youâre told sitting legs pressed together handbag in your lap, before you even had a chance to touch the zipper for your tablet he waves your hands away.
âNuh-uh, you donât need to bother yourself with that anymore. Iâm sure you know why I called you?â By the way his smirk stretched across the screen while his left hand reached below his desk youâd nearly assume he was just as excited as you for this day. You feel your eyelids pull back and you swore your eyes reflected twice as much light than when you first sat down if you could catch a glimpse of yourself.
The device presented to you in his hands looked identical to its future self if not for the fresher coat of polish it bore. You must confess you werenât too sure what you were envisioning for this gadget to come out looking like, actually you realized you were never imagining something metaphysical at all, the technological cure to your aid came in the mental form of an intangible concept closer to a myth. But what was before your eyes was.. actually pretty underwhelming.
It looked like nothing but a steel box speaker attached to a collar with a dial, bare and simple. You caught a peek at something poking out on the other side behind it, but it didnât catch your interest long enough to retain the observation. You werenât aware enough to try and hide your confusion but you may have done a better job than you thought at not letting it show since he didnât react until you cocked your chin to the side.
âWell what are we waiting for! Letâs get this show on the road and try it out, yeah? Turn around.â You were practically standing and turned before he could even finish the command. Sharp blue needles brush over your cheeks and under strands of hair lifting them behind your ears. You make the sound of the buckles on the collar before itâs veiled over your vision and behind your neck. âFair warning, this will definitely be painful!â
Mayhaps you shouldâve taken a bigger note on what you saw behind the box earlier, because you instantly got to discover what it was as spear headed clamps bury dormant in your throat through your neck so sharp it could pierce bone. Pain didnât even begin to describe what you were feeling, it was like your brain tossed you back in time to repeat your lungs combusting to ash and your body soon reacted like you were suffering such fate again, causing you to start jumping and swatting out of the arms of your savior as if he were your next next killer.
âAAAAAAHH-aaahhhh?â Was that y- thereâs no way.Â
You tested again in case this was another instance of your psyche filling in the gaps of a voice once more.
âaaahhhhhh~AAAHH~~â You werenât dreaming. What you were asking from him from the start felt like asking the impossible but the result you were given far exceeded any daydream you conjured to cope with your situation, but not only had the overlord given you a brand new voice by some miracle, the voice he gave you was the same you had in life, the same smooth melody you forgot you could produce.
You turned around to face him, this time with tears blurring your view. Not an ounce of anger from your embarrassing attack his way earlier, only intrigue in your reaction to the gift. For the first time in years, you could speak and say anything in the world you wanted and now your mind was white noise. All you could do was bow your head in gratitude, though you arenât sure if he was expecting that just based on the noise he made after.
âHey- woah, no need for that now, not that Iâm necessarily complaining,â You raise your head and you arenât surprised by the shadow of ego stretching his grin across the screen. âI did some investigating into your mortal life to find samples of your work to make sure your voice would be nothing short of yours! Getting hands on anything in the overworld is a royal pain in the ass, though. I hope you keep that in mind.âÂ
Was he jesting? You were going to keep every bolt and circuit in mind for the rest of your afterlife. Perhaps it was the adrenaline, or the subtle new feeling of electrical surges flowing down the rivers of your veins, but just standing still with the amount of energy pumping in your body currently had you revived into a frankenstein marionette.Â
You suppose a start could be a proper thank you, but when you attempted to mouth the words the frequency in which the simple âthank you, sirâ stitched themselves together didnât carry harmoniously, more like a broken collage of vocal pitches. Your hand cuts off your lips with a flare of pink to your cheeks, the oncoming cackling from your new boss turns that shade into deep red.
âHahaha! I was wondering when you were gonna find that part out!â The laughter settles to a halt and he lifts a finger to wipe away a pixelated tear that doesnât actually budge. âThis model is just a beta voice bank and synthesizer, speaking will take some getting used to and once I get enough data from your use of it in the following weeks, I can begin working on improvements. I have a manual in my drawer containing the details for maintenance but for now, I have some people you need to meet.â
You were nodding your head along but you had to admit, you were not following completely. True you were unfamiliar with the recent spike in tech, but you didnât think you were this poorly informed. You make a mental note of this as something you should start fixing asap if you were going to continue your career this way. Meanwhile, outside your thoughts, your boss is leading you to the front elevator.
Before you could prepare for a silent and awkward ride down, the TV filter breaks it again. âOh, and can you stop with the whole âsirâ talk, itâs a painfully stuffy-outdated form of addressing authority. Just address me as Vox, and everyone will know Iâm your boss.â The elevator bell rings signaling the stopping floor. Your vision is brought to what looks like a madhouse production with women bustling in every direction skewing fabric across the space. It didnât take long to put two and two together that this was some kind of clothing production, but seeing a fashion lineup in what you thought was a tech company put you in uncanny valley.
âNo! No! No! Fucking disgraceful- what the hell is this shit Shae? Did you get sick all up on our silk or are you actually using vermillion and oli- VERMILLION AND FUCKING OLIVE SHAE DID YOU LEARN COLOR COORDINATION FROM THE COLOR BLIND?!â Alright that definitely drew your attention. The voice sounded like a female Gordon Ramsay for fashion instead of cooking, so it wasnât difficult to assume she was the one in charge.
âVelvette! Youâre as bitter as ever before.â The woman turns over, you had to admit her namesake fit well with her appearance and instantly the aesthetic made sense. Something about that cute white swirl she has in her hair reminded you of a sweet cheesecake frosting you could've devoured her on sight.
âVox fuckinâ piss off mind you canât you see Iâm in the middle of somethi- who the fuck is thisâ Velvette squints in your direction like your appearance sucked away the rest of her eyesight. Seconds go by, and then a few more without a word being exchanged, only the next electrical surge from the nervous gulp of saliva reminding you that things didnât have to be this way anymore.
You introduce yourself unashamed of the robotic slurred speech pattern and the face she makes could only be described as bewilderment.
âI- what in satanâs name was tha-â
âSheâs mute, Velvette. Sweetheart this is the cornerstone of my little âMonarchâ project I informed you of, and I actually came here to discuss that with you.â
âWait a second the star of your new network is a mute bimbo- Vox did your motherboard circuits go fucking smooth?!â Self control was a virtue youâd mastered since life one, through thumb-tacks in your heels to schmoozing slimy pigs with deep pockets, the poker face would remain sewn to your cheeks. But here, you could feel the slightest twitch anytime this woman spoke. You couldn't give a damn how powerful she thought she was, the kinds of implications she was making towards Vox only made you want to shove bars of soap down her throat until it cleans the filth coating her mouth.
There was no fucking way you were ever going to tolerate that cunt.
The frosted blast of studio AC and diamond perfume became your standard morning welcome when clocking into work, upon so being greeted by the models and seamstresses on the floor of your first stop with your typical âgood morningsâ and âhow are yousâ. One of the newer interns approaches with multiple cardboard cup holder trays of coffee, and it didnât take very long to find the cup with your favorite order, even if it werenât for the bold lettering of your stage name on the outside.
You finish up your typical greetings making your way over to the dressing rooms where the rest of your stagemates are already gathered looking at the schedule. First on the docket was choreography training, no surprise since your instrumentalists were nowhere to be found, and then after lunch iss⌠oh wonderful! Outfit fitting! Which meant the whole afternoon with just you and Velvette.
This was going to be a perfect day, wasnât it?
Speak of the devil and she shall not only appar, sheâll kick the front door down like it cheated on anniversary night and throw what was- probably a brand new Goeccia hand purse in the face of whomever was closest.
âEACH ONE OF YOU BETTER BE FUCKING CLOCKED AND AT YOUR POST IN THE NEXT MINUTE OR YOUâRE ALL SEWING THE ANGELIC!!KILLS LINE BY TONIGHT EVEN IF YOUR FUCKING FINGERS ARE WORN TO NUBS ARE WE CLEAR?! Now where the ever loving fuck is- There she is!!â
âVelvette!!â
The two of you run and embrace in the middle of the room like you had just returned from the great war and reuniting with your long lost lover at the end of a shitty romcom. This display, was one that also became a tradition between the two of you at the start of the work day, one you werenât ignorant to the handful that still felt the need to eyeroll or squint.
Okay so,, your seeded disdain for Velvette was one you admittedly locked away in the vault of embarrassing memories to reap its head around only when trying to get a good night's sleep. You initially had spent the first month or so practicing every torture method known to man on the images your eyes sent you because of how she talked down to Vox like a dog, this was⌠before you found out she was an overlord too and suddenly the context of the relationship they shared made sense. A bitter part of the pride that landed you where you are today still wanted to leech onto any grain of malice toward her, eventually turning into a humiliating envy and possessiveness over Voxâs attention. In that span of time you made no effort to get to know Velvette or care about her work, even while she was making the outfits you wore on stage for you and she somewhat mutually felt the same about you.Â
Luckily for the two of you, there was a third much more obnoxious V that was too perfect of low hanging fruit in the art if feminine hazing for you both to latch onto and find common ground on.
âI think this new hair style might be my new favorite! Locs look good on you~â Compared to how you felt the first time speaking with the prototype that sat in your vanity, the newer model of your synthesizer had a way more diverse voice bank and finetuning that made speaking feel and sound much more natural. Even with the mounds of progress from your prototype to present day, it was still obviously unnatural and robotic. These became factors that slowly mattered less as your gratitude increased, and you were content that not everyone was going to see it that way.
âSee? I fucking told that nasty bed bug upstairs that Iâd eat butterfly locs but what the fuck would he know when I can read my damn future in his forhead,â Velvette went a total of two minutes of the conversation before she pulled her phone out to check her instagram feed, a new accomplishment. You were proud. âJust so youâre aware by the way, Verosika Mayday announced the release date of her Paint it Pink album like 35 minutes ago and people are already bringing your name into it. You got a lot to deliver with this upcoming tour.â
Lucifer bless Velvette for having the brain cells to keep up with surfing the modern social media tides you continuously wipe out on with every attempt. You could stomach social media enough for your job, but Velvette made sure to get you a top notch social media advisor to handle your accounts to make it seem like you were more active than you were. True as it was that your vocal synthesizer brought a new flair to the world of music; especially in the rise of electronica, techno and pop where your new voice couldnât compare to any other sinner in the genres, this factor has also lead to a cluster headache of⌠Letâs just say controversy. Old fashioned demons in particular were the bane of everything you deemed holy just because how fucking annoying they were making their periodic hangups your god damn problem.
Before you could properly offer your gratitude your attention is taken by an obnoxious thump and âA-hem!â in the direction of the dressing room. Turning you can see the green lop bunny ears of your costar and you can assume sheâs trying to tell you to move your ass. Drama was the last thing you had energy for so you blow a kiss goodbye to Velvette and made two shakes of a lamb's tail into the dressing rooms.
Today you didnât need to worry about outfit planning, just something comfortable that you donât mind sweating in for the better part of the day. A simple pair of running shorts, tank top and loafers should work more than fine for today, hopefully as long as Valentino didnât decide to sit on todayâs choreography exercisesâŚ
It wasnât exactly the norm for dance practices for the remaining member of the V trifecta to sit in and give his shit commentary- kind critiques on your movements and appearances. If it were up to you or any of your coworkers, Valentino wouldnât be anywhere near your production but alas, contractual standards came first. One of the stipulations upon starting your career as Monarch was your introduction to the Vee network and the ongoing partnership the three overlords held to upkeep their power within hell. Long and short, this meant that with each contract the Vees delt the other two business partner would also have to reap some sort of benefit; typically monetary gain.
In your case, Velvette easily got her reward by using your team as breathing mannequins to advertise her fashion line, not to mention she would ultimately be credited in every comment of the flashy costumes you wore at concerts and venues. Valentinoâs side had free royalties to your music to play in his clubs and this usually came along with him having a say in the dances that go with the song. Every fucking time it was a Valentino session you all knew you were in for a long day of overtime, muscle pain, and playing sexual harassment bingo.
Two knocks on the door put your thoughts to a screeching halt.
âMonarch dear, are you descent~â Ah, it was your favorite voice in all of hell~ you run to the door with a skip in each step like a puppy listening for dangling keys outside the front door.
âNever~â
âAre you dressed?â
âYes!â
âThereâs the answer weâre looking for,â You welcome him inside with a pleasant âcome inâ and Vox follows as such. You maintain a safe distance and subtly restrain yourself by clasping your hands behind your back but you werenât going to deny, days like today the tightrope beneath your feet of professionalism and your heartache was especially loose. Youâre certain the love you felt for the man who saved your spirit was last year's news to everyone in the building, actually your âinappropriate devotionâ has been the source of countless catfights among your bandmates.
âMonarch love! Horrific morning isnât it~â You could listen to him talk all day, and when he approaches you and clasps a hand over your cheek leaning into the touch feels like second nature.
âEvery day in the studio is a horrific morning, but I know thatâs not what you came to talk to lilâ ol me about, isnât it?â
âWhy, you hurt me! Canât I just start my morning visiting a beautiful painted lady?â You blink in a moment of silence until he finishes. True you loved soaking in his flattery, but not in feigned procrastination. âValentino and I spoke this morning, or rather he threw a tantrum because I didnât tell him I put Pomp and Circumstance on your schedule today..âÂ
Aaand there it is, of course you get to not only work with STI Patient-0, but he was already off to a shit mood to start the day. If the scales of fortune decide to tip your way at all during today you hope this tips in your favor, given the⌠technique you developed to avoid interacting with him as much as possible.
When you lift your head to meet your reflection, you have to tilt your head a bit higher than you remembered last, and your arms were now coiled around his waist. Oh, it seems matter won over mind again. The hand that once danced feathers over your cheek now caress massages in your scalp. Scandalous, sure. But there was nothing wrong with comforting a friend after a rough morning, right?
âCome, everyone else is already in the studio. Sorry I couldnât start your day with anything pleasant, I hate being the reason you have a frown. So,â Your vision cuts into frames of bright white and a following zap, once, then twice again. In what feels like an instant Vox disappears and reappears within the electricity, but the second time he holds a brown fast food bag and a bright green M.
âOH MY GOD I LOVE MAMMONALDS! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUUU!!!â Stars of reflected light build in your eyes when you saw the bag. Reading the receipt taped to the front you can already tell the breakfast order is your favorite even down to your specific requests that made the receipt go down past the bag but you knew the employees wouldnât even dare try and get Voxâs order wrong.Â
âTake a minute to eat and come to the studio, I didnât get you a drink because I knew you were going to get coffee so Iâll get you a milkshake after choreography, kay?â You nod your head while already pulling out your side of hashbrowns and chowing down like a hamster nibbling a sunflower seed.
It was a sight so cute Vox wanted nothing but to squeeze you so tight your eyes pop out of your skull.
But there was no time to waste. Vox vanishes with a flicker of the lights and bolts yet again, and you take a couple last chews before youâre sure hes gone.
Standing up you make way to the connected bathroom to your dressing room and open the toilet seat. Immediately you shove two fingers into your throat and probe the back until it triggers your gag reflex enough to regurgitate every last bite you took. The slime of cheap grease and burn of overused salt always made you restrain a gag without fail anytime fast food was given to you, but god Vox just would not stop ordering that shit for you. Perhaps there was a chance you sold your âloveâ for Mammonalds a little too hard the first handful of times heâd gifted it to you; actually, you probably wouldnât be in this situation at all if you just refused his offer to hand feed you a fry earlier on in your contract, and by all means you wanted to, but your bodyâs impulse had won that that day.
Tossing out the remaining food out of the bathroom window to the dumpster in the alley below you and flushing and cleaning any remnants of bile, you give yourself one last tidy up and make way to the next place youâre needed: the dance studio.
By some unholy miracle when you stepped out of the elevator, you werenât met with condensed red smoke to the ceiling and a moth throwing a drink at your head. Drink or a bullet, whichever he thought would please him more.
âFucking christ all mighty, the âPrincess of the Hour!â finally arrives.â As expected, everyone had already gathered long before you while you were caught up with Velvette and Vox, the first one to greet you being the same moody green bunny from earlier, rolling her eyes and doing little jazz hands mid sentence to hammer in her sarcasm.
âGood morning to you too, Tea!! Iâm glad youâre feeling well~â You made a decision to go on the dismissive today, Tea in particular always seemed to be in sour moods when it came to you being as chummy as you were with the Vees for a mere contracted soul. At the end of the day you couldnât give less a shit about that twats petty jealousy issues if she only had the decency to keep it to damn self instead of making it your problem, and your problem at work nonetheless.
âOh shut the fuck up Tea we arenât in the mood for this today,â The lanky azure colored salamander man gently flicked Tea on the back of the head with a roll of the eyes and a vertical reptile blink. Out of all the members of your little group, Sirius was the closest thing you had to a voice of reason and it made him the most tolerable out of the bunch. In the corner too engrossed in their own conversations to even pay mind to any of you were two harpy girls, sisters actually. Black Marlia on the left and White Russian on the right, both of them added a much needed flare to your concerts and were the only two who could go airborne long enough to perform choreography above the stage, you liked to think they were valuable assets even if you could count the amount of times either has spoken to you on one hand.
âI hear we have to deal with Valentinoâs bullshit todayâŚâ Sirius attempts to continue the conversation as the five of you start properly getting into position for when said moth comes in, it would look as if youâd all been wagging your tails for his arrival this whole time.
âYou are the third to remind me of his existence today, if that number goes up I might have to fly away and leave you hanging~â
âOh and here I thought youâd be ecstatic to be commanded by one of your masters for the better part of today.â
âNot the one who immediately calculated my ass and chest size in his head as an introduction.â
âWas he right though-â
âEVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW!â And just like that, any hope of this being a well off- or even standard Valentino work day just died on arrival. You all do exactly what he says and donât utter a peep until he says bark. Throughout the early hours of the rehearsal, it was evident that he wanted to be here the least out of any of you which was something that as much as he made your skin crawl, you had to respect. No one likes work already but you could understand how the brand you had was so softcore in comparison to what he was used to, the whole choreograph just looked like a bunch of pillows flopping around on stage to him.
Your understanding should not be confused with sympathy however, simply put knowing how your bosses think is rule #1 when it comes to maintaining a proper work/life balance, and in this case it would be minimizing the amount of halts and rechoreographing out of nitpicks. So, while your brand was one that strayed away from deviance and sex to keep the illusion of ownership, being a bit more risquĂŠ than your typical sets here and there wasnât a crime and would give Val more to look at even if only teasingly.
âNo! No! NO THIS IS ALL FUCKING WRONG!!â Yeah who the fuck were you kidding, if you all werenât having an orgy this jack off was never going to be pleased.
âDid you all learn how to dance in a fucking church?! Are you all such angel cunt lickers that you canât handle presenting any TNA is that it?!â
Yeah⌠This was going to be a long work dayâŚ

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When a fic doesnât fit my head canons but itâs well-written

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> read library book
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slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand
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mercy seems like a long shot here, so my prayer for inauguration day 2025: may they be incompetent. may they just be really bad at implementation. may their egos choke their effectiveness. may they drown themselves week by week with infighting and selfish posturing. may they be easily distracted. may the very governors and senators and agencies and religious leaders that the new administration expects to be friendly force endless stalemates to preserve their own power. may every delay turn into a three ring blame circus so chaotic that no one remembers what they were doing. may the good and necessary parts of government be too boring to draw attention and keep running quietly in the background. may the next four years be full of sound and fury and signify nothing.
#american politics#and then may he lose the next election so bad itâs embarrassing and then choke on a dorito in public amen đ#containment breach
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I Will Not Apologize
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LESBIANS: 2x08 - âKilling is a Cycleâ
#I MADE A PROMISE YEARS AGO AND OFC I WILL DELIVER and I WILL make a better version next time for now enjoy it in its original quality#arcane#arcaneedit#wlwedit#caitvi#piltover's finest#arcane league of legends#league of legends arcane#vi#vi arcane#caitlyn kiramman#type: gif#media: arcane#league of legends#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane s2#arcane season 2#caitlyn x vi#vi x caitlyn#also i want to complain WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE SO DARK....... i havent fully post processed this so i'll just make a better version next tim#im going to reserve more yapping to friends but anyways enjoy#s2 ep8
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A/NďšYAY I FINALLY FINISHED THE PROLOGUE FOR MY FIRST SERIES!
This is the first full fledged fanfic I have written in a long time, I hope anyone who finds this finds it enjoyable, I had a fun time writing this prologue chapter and I currently have around a 10-12 chapter vision for this series as it stands, but if this proves to be something you guys like I will be happy to extend the series! I do plan to create a tag list, if you would like to be added shoot me a DM and I will add you to the list! As always any replies will be made through our main acc @caravan-mad!
This prologue pretty much gives most if not all the information about the reader aside from important plot details. I wanted the reader's demon form and time period to be as ambiguous as possible and limit the use of Y/N, the reader in this story has allegories to butterflies.
Not all chapters will have warnings nor does this one, however the full fic will contain dark content and will be under the dead dove do not eat tag.
Some content will include but are not limited to: Unhealthy relationship dynamics, N.SFW, Unrequited love, Yandere themes, Dubcon, and pretty much any tag youd find listed in Hazbin Hotel tbh

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âĄďšBored at work performing repetitive choreography and pleasing faceless demons, you find yourself reminiscing on life, death, and limbo.
⍠envy baby ~ âŤ
âLights clear? Sounds clear?âÂ
âWeâve been fucking over this Steven! Weâll know itâs clear when they finally stop tuning our shit-âÂ
âAnne chill, we still have six minutes till airing. Donât waste all your energy on the roadie.âÂ
âThat crowd doesnât seem to be getting any quieter does itâŚâ The little impâs observations were now only being met by eyerolls and silent treatment by the two drummer girls as the completed instruments silenced in countdown.Â
Lights crew above, sounds crew from behind, and effects team surround. The way every single backstage member of your cast would run and scurry around you to get their various tasks done always made you think of little mice, rats even, so worked up making sure everything was in perfect position before those curtains had a chance to stop separating you, from them.
It was cute enough to make you laugh as though you were still a highschool girl.
âBroadcasting live in 60 seconds!â Dark blue scene lighting begins to fade your entire surrounding to a pitch black, and among doing so freezes your little mice into statues all around. Only the tiniest crack in the fabric ahead illuminated the space with a sharp vertical line down the curves of the figure that stands as the adorning center piece of this particular attraction. Roaring bass brings about a quake to the stage beneath your feet, queuing time for you to give your puppies a treat.
âAwwwe~ Did we leave you waiting long?â The volume of pure passionate devotion always rang to your ears louder than any electrical speaker could achieve.Â
The wave of the new future adorned in electrical inventions was something youâve always been prepared to face; why even in the faint blur of the overworld it was all the grown ups could ever yap enough of! No, that wasnât where that bitter taste came from.
In the full truth of things, you just never knew youâd stick around long enough to bear full witness to its infection of mankind.
Oh come on. Who are we kidding right now?
âHi. I wanna people save, all right? â
Youâve never been more liberated.
âYouâre in m-my way!!â
Your eyes have but a second to adjust to the flood of bright neon before life hits play once again. The choreography you, and and the other 4 devils fanned out beside you have programmed into your bodies for the past months flow across the stage with ease. among the camera men you can make out the mass of waving pen lights stirred ablaze after the long anticipation, oh how you love they always use the color dearest to your heartâŚ
âThe tightrope falls, broken by othersâ
Once you felt the rushing high of the stage the first time around tolerance for it subsided immediately after. Youâve seen the looks on those poor saps down in the front row, each one hyper fixated on every movement you make wishing they could be you, or be up here with you.
And of course, you all flash them bright smiles, longing gazes and praise them with verses of purity more fitting for the angelic souls looming up above. Customer service is the utmost desired, as they say!
âWhat a lady, sheâs gonna jump
towards the light and shatter humiliatinglyâ
Actually, can you even remember when your first performance was? How old were you even? All of this came from a cheap shot of gaining a few quick pennies back in the day. Landing yourself a handsome and rich husband with the filth you wore on your back was the first childhood dream you found dead on arrival, but what you were cursed in status you were blessed with the cuteness that made kittens hiss in envy. To say you had âthe voice of a goddessâ would mayhaps be a bit too presumptuous, but who were you to refute the compliment when it came your way?
Well, maybe trying to parse through finding the day your career debuted or took off was a fool's errand, but the moment it ended certainly still remains as a burned film stuck to your mind. You stopped caring about the âOh woes me~ what did I do to deserve this~â a long time ago. Still, the punishment you received in death far exceeded what you ever did to earn in your eyes, more so than your sentencing of eternal damnation.
âHigh and without care Iâm lonely, lonelyâ
Right on que, as always every time you reach exactly 32 seconds into your first song the intrusive memory flashes the same images of the past over your current reality it almost feels as if you were stuck suffering that fate again each time.
You wish there was more to say on the matter of your demise, but thereâs only a brief two second window between staring down some heckling loud mouth making a scene in the crowd and a bomb beneath the stage going off before your soul is falling down under the earthâs crust as a blazing comet onto the asphalt below.
And two days before your 21st birthday too are you serious?! UN-Fucking believable!
âFrom their idle words, the clown becomes a prisonerâ
The only thing you wanted to do was scream in the immense burning agony you were suffering until the whole world knew the kind of pain you were in, but each time you cried not even a croak could get past your scorched throat
Even after the blazes subsided and your charred cocoon was all that was left behind, the inferno decided your vocal chords were going to be its payment.
âŚ. That was it?
This was your payoutâŚ
And after all that workâŚ
âItâs the same love as always, no way Iâd have regretsâ
Surreal didnât even begin to describe what became of the following weeks, months, you havenât a clue. The construct of night and day seemed to mean jack in the bizzare wonderland of maddness holding you, only so much telling what shade of putrid red in the sky was darker than the same shade of fucking red from two hours ago! What a productive way to spend your newfound endless time!
Every aspect of this place made you absolutely sick, enough so to have you still praying you just were drugged and having the worst trip of your fucking life, but the horror in maddness is the consistency that lies between the lines. Youâre certain that damned illuminated âWELCOME TO HELL!â sign and the stranger you befriended in the mirror was that line that made you finally cave.
âHey, it's a amazing.â
Honestly, you couldnât say what specifically led you into the epiphany you had, all of a sudden one day you heard a sudden snapping sound in your conscience, and like that everything made sense to you. Why your life was snuffed before you could emerge from your cocoon, why your makers deemed this your new home, and why that bomb taking your life just wasnât enough to deem your afterlife a hell.
There was a certain liberation that came with hell that you were never going to get being the glowing little diamond you were in human society, through terrorism, cannibalism and bloodshed one thing would remain a constant throughout devil society. No one would ever give a damn about anything.
Hell became your fucking playground by the time your first extermination came around, and keeping on the move while broke as shit was a cakewalk this time around, but your first encounter with an overlord after catching your foot in the grave in the casino humbled your inflating ego. Chaos for society did not necessarily mean chaos without hierarchy, and going without a voice to call your own put you at an extreme disadvantage.
âLA-LA-LA!â
The crescendo of the opener is right around the corner, for the leading front and center of your group your vocals and choreography had primarily remained reserved for backup. The primary color of lights among the crowd made the obvious clear with who the majority of these demons were here to see, your manager was aware of this more than anyone else.
Your fans tended to be aware of this for a majority of your shows, your parts in particular tended to stand out even as mere background vocals.
âIâm ready for this this lover baby!Â
My garden of love is in danger from a drawing hand.Â
Truly, this this loverâs crazy!Â
In the garden of harm, the bud of a human is a lie-ai-a!â
Sinners rejoice once the solo everyone was edging towards drops with the bass of the loudspeakers and the flares of the strobes above. The pitches your vocals were now capable of hitting and the frequency you were able to synthesize between notes wasnât just inhuman, it was impossible for any singer whose notes carried on oxygen.
Your manager always made it a note in the writing room or when creating your setlists that overfeeding wolves with delicious treats would dull the taste over time, your solo singles often did well enough to prove this didnât need to always be the case, but whenever it came to the business decisions you always put your full trust in him. Where you are standing right now is more than enough proof in your eyes that he knew exactly where and when to move his pawns, and in doing so he turned you into a valiant queen.
âAh! I love you and even things about you I probably shouldnât loveÂ
I love you too much, on a count of one and twoÂ
Lie-lie loving you, such wordsÂ
and doing such things, youâre in m-my way!â
Survival was of the least of your concerns after so much time had passed, but survival was all you could find yourself able to do in your forced retirement. Where you yearn for character in sound you were able to temporarily find when turning to radio, but living vicariously only quenches so much before greed starts cozying up within.
Plausible excuses for your laziness were wearing thinner by the day, even the last sane smolder of human morality trying to keep itself sparked wanted nothing more than to argue you werenât supposed to be living to the fullest in hell, but the mute silence in your throat was beginning to phase your memory of the voice your inner conscience called its own too, and you'd sooner go mad trying than wither away again a fucking waste.
âHere comes the love maniac who never misses,
Stack up all the whining,
Fall in a high-fi love lie-ai-a!â
Overlords were still beings that had you nauseous upon first glance, your first meeting of one of these overlords had you vowing to never end up in the claws of one again, should you find yourself in a deal you canât unbind yourself out of. Pride stuck thick to the roof of your mouth and there was nothing more you wanted to do than stick to your morals and prove use on your own, but reality had pelted you with stones throughout your entire afterlife.
You were going to need to write out a loan before youâd find yourself with any ounce of power to call your own, not like you didnât have options for whom to choose! Even so, you needed to keep a steady head and an even sharper nose. In your ponderance you'd come to realize there was only really one option for you to go to this whole time. Maybe that gambling kitty taught you a valuable lesson on staking bets in the long run.
âCopy their acting and keep the truth hidden
Stacking three and lonely, lonelyÂ
Youâre surely a clown, a prisonerâ
A bet on the future was what you were going to stake it all on.
âCopy their acting and keep the truth hidden
Stacking three and lonely, lonelyÂ
Youâre surely a clown, a prisonerâ
Everything about how the world operated changed so rapidly from the days walking in the sunlight to your eternal party in the redlight, the wave of the future had finally hit with the promise for a solution to everyones problems. There couldnât have been any better timing, if technology was going to be the way of the future, who's to say you couldnât prove what was achievable? Like that, you had your sales pitch. The hardest part on your end was complete.
âHey, it's a amazing.
LA-LA-LA!â
âSo you were a singer in life and lost your voice in death, and just what the fuck made you think I was the man to go to for this?â Those were the magic words you were waiting for, with his composure shaken it wasnât long before he was the one asking the questions and allowing the ball to move into your court. Your fingers dance on the illuminated tablet laying on the table once again before you flip it over toward his direction.
~Have your inventions not made it to that level of advancement yet?
Hook, line, and sinker. You had a hunch a passive aggressive challenge toward the ego would be what ultimately won you over with any overlord you chose, but the speed in which he stood from his desk and held out his hand, it felt almost too easy.
âIf itâs a new voice you wish to invest in, consider your stocks opened, Monarch!â FinallyâŚ
âIâm ready for this this lover baby!Â
My garden of love is in danger from a drawing hand.â
âNow for what you have to offer me,â You donât care. âI hope you werenât planning on extorting me out of a generous gift and then making the big bucks with it, hm?â These overlords just love to hear themselves go on.
âTruly, this this loverâs crazy!Â
In the garden of harm, the bud of a human is a lie-ai-a!â
âI suppose I could just issue a royalty for your voice, after all you wouldnât be making a sound without my tech. Lucky for you, Iâve been having fleeting thoughts of entering the music industry. So why not invest in each other instead~â
âAh I love you and even things about you I probably shouldnât loveÂ
I love you too much, on a count of one and twoâ
Being owned by an overlord in the end wasnât so bad, or maybe this is the fated âstockholm syndromeâ everyone seems to be crying about these days. Either way, the biggest price you had to pay in the end was just having someone else do all the âbusinessâ part in show business.
Naive maybe, but rosey eyed you weren't. For all that heâs done you still fail to see how your end of the deal has in any way repaid whatâs given, which can only lead to one thing down the line. You were going to have to give him your everything.
⌠Yet, how could you find yourself ungrateful to someone who fulfilled your afterlife dream and still continued to provide for you?
âLie-lie loving you, such words and even such things, theyâre in m-my way!â
The audience went absolutely ballistic at the final group pose signifying the end of your opening set, some of the really hardcore fans in the front row you swore passed out the second eye contact was made.
Yet when you turn your chin upward to the VIP section after performing your tricks so well, all youâre met with is a turned back and a schmoozed up producer instead of a tasty bone.
âThank each and every one of you for coming to see us tonight!!â No, you only wanted him to come out to see you.
Only you.
Hey, Vox?
Can you just turn your stupid flat head this way?
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unpopular opinion but i think a ship that's not canon but both halves are canonically insane about each other is infinitely better than a ship that's canon and boring
#like on 911 buck and eddie have never kissed and maybe never will but buck watched eddie get shot and eddie bled all over him#and then eddie listed buck as chris's guardian in his will in case anything ever happened to eddie. insane! compelling!#meanwhile on 911 lone star tarlos is canon and they are not insane about each other and that's why the ship is boring as fuck#on night court dan and harry never kissed but harry planned dan's funeral when dan was presumed dead bc dan made harry his next of kin#and that's way more interesting than any harry/christine kiss we got#i'm not saying you can't want your ship to fuck i just don't see why some people are like 'xyz ship HAS to fuck or what's the POINT'#the point is they're insane about each other. are you not entertained#personal
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Goodnight.
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iâm going to hold your hands when i say this and i am only going to be kind about it once: ai does not belong in fandom spaces, ever. not in writing, not in art, not in video, not at all. it does not matter how bad you want to see your favourite characters kiss, or how much you need a bit of help finishing a chapter, or whatever.
make friends with artists. commission somebody. learn to draw yourself. ask for a beta read. try a writing partnership. fandom spaces are communities, so engage with them! it is about the journey and the fact that we all love something enough to create and build together about that thing.
spending 30 seconds to kill a tree and get an AI to push out some soulless empty piece of âcontentâ is antithetical to the entire point of being engaged with fandom, and if youâve taken to doing this you should really reconsider if you belong in these spaces with the rest of us.
#not even TOUCHING on the moral and ethical implications of using AI on real peopleâs likenesses#to portray them doing or saying things they very much have not done#anyway next time iâm going to start cyberbullying#ai#fandom
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