And is the Boiled One in the room with us right now?
*ominous shuffling noises in the background just out of sight*
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If I have energy I want to draw out some designs for an au I'm spontaneously writing.
(Medieval times, there's a Prophecy. Nightmare rules over this kingdom and is supposed to complete this prophecy, he refuses to because it would harm the people. Dream was sent away and banished by Night because he was dis-illusioned into thinking the prophecy was a Good Thing abd what he was raised to complete. Night collected his Knights (Killer, Dust, Horror, and Cross most recently) and trains them and tells them the truth of the prophecy. They're loyal to him. One day the magic of the prophesy (Apple Magic) leaves Nightmare unexpectedly, returning him to the state he was in before he accepted the mantle. This puts a target on his back and gives Dream a huge advantage in maybe making a comeback. The Knight's decide that their King (newly a young lad and variably scared and frightened) must be protected and they run the kingdom as he normally would, while also ensuring he survives and that the prophecy can't be completed.)
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smash bros samus (zero suit, at least) tries so hard to dumb down her raw lesbian appeal into a palatable conventionally attractive Woman With Gun which makes how dread portrays her so much more satisfying. shes for the lesbians
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thinking about it, the absolute Worst Fucking Thing jared keeso can do with shoresy and laura is that they finally get together and like. sleep together, then shoresy dumps her and moves onto a new milf…….
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CC imagine the bros with those horrible masks outside your window at night 💀 I would be horrified tbh I think some of them look more like horror game characters than otome
Whyyyy would you do this to me?? 😭
I would lose my shit if I saw one of those masked fools outside my window at night. I seem to have misplaced the baseball bat I normally keep under my bed, but you can be sure that I will find something else to pummel them with. I’d probably just start chucking things at them in sheer terror.
That’s assuming they showed up like outside my house in the human world of course. If they were normal other than the outfits, then I would calm down and let them in but only after they took off the masks.
But if they were in horror mode because I agree that they look like that - I was like what is this a Halloween event?? So if they showed up in those masks and were acting like horror characters, that’d be it for me. I would be dead. Either I’m dying of fright or one of them would succeed in killing me. Just let Beel eat me. Then at least my death will feel worth something lol.
Perhaps generic MC can just take all of that in stride. Freaky masks that black out the eyes showing up at a window? No biggie, they’ve seen worse.
Not me. If I survived, I’d be sleeping with the lights on for months 😭
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Yeah I understand nuance:
Not innocent whatsoever
Unjustifiably shamed for no good reason
A horrid irredeemable person to the core
Never to blame
Can never escape my demons and vices
Everyone else is a complex human being worthy of tenderness and respect, even if they have done wrong
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eldest son's soul died and now his body's morphing into a horrific monstrosity? gave birth to omens? don't like that one group of merchants? some guy is running around yammering about corpses and defilement? spicy fingers want to burn your house down? put them in the sewers below leyndell! you certainly will not regret putting them in the sewers below leyndell!
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