#nihils-trolls

[goddesstrolls]

rest assured that arjenn is getting hugged at least sometimes in canon

[trolloled]

@nihils-trolls​

> It took you a little bit of time, but you’ve found a fairly non-dangerous part of the forest to go for a hike slash walk in with your date. At the very least, it was nowhere near where you had run into that subjugglator.

> Now, obviously, you cannot just tell someone “find me in the forest.” That would be stupid. You wait patiently near one of the marked trails a mild distance away from one of the few bus stops in the area, having texted her directions a few nights before when she said she had time available to go out with you again.

> You brush some nonexistent dirt off your suit, still preoccupied with trying to ‘look your best,’ when you hear the sound of footsteps approaching you. You look towards them, a small smile playing at your face.

“Hell* V!ll*h! ! h*pe the tr!p *ut here wasn't t** much tr*uble?”

> Nice. You managed to avoid calling her ‘miss.’

“! th!nk y*u'll enj*y th!s part *f the f*rest, *r at least ! h*pe y*u w!ll. !t's qu!te l*vely, and there aren't qu!te as many bears *r snakes lurk!ng !n !t as *ther places.”

> The forest in question is technically all around you, a temperate forest consisting of common deciduous trees. Birds occasionally chirp or squawk nearby (the squawks sometimes make you wince), the bushes rustle as small creatures dart away from you, and a few insects float lazily along in the air.

> In the distance is a tree much larger than the others, towering above all other trees. The mega tree. It makes a convenient landmark, though you don’t think it’s anything other than a peculiarly overgrown tree.

[sasster]

21 and 27 for maelia

Weirdly specific character building questions!

21. What common etiquette do they disagree with? Do they still follow it?

I can't think of a single thing of etiquette that Maelia would care enough to have a hard or soft opinion on. But I can tell you that anything he doesn't want to do, he simply will not do.

In fact, he happily invites anyone to try and force him to do something he doesn't want to do.

27. What’s the worst gift they ever received? How did they respond?

The shitty ass scratchy shirt the kids made for him. He still wears it with pride. Oh and if you haven't seen it I mean this one.

[lixxen]

I don't wanna end like this, but the sting in the way you kiss me. Something within your eyes said it could be the last time ‘fore it's over

[occupiedtonkin]

21st century schizoid man

[nihils-trolls]

Elaine is so nice and sweet. And then you have the bastard that is Ulisse, their predecessor.

Though, I guess I wouldn't really call him mean or evil. Just doesn't easily come to care for others. Fickle hedonist that he is.

[howtozuzu]

Gettingg,,,, ur fuckinn,,, Ghost stuck at home,,,,

They are part of the clown cult, what are you gonna do about it, hm???

[cloudbattrolls]

I know what you are. Double gay.

(Don't let the chest fool you, Crista is still a they/them.)

[ase-trollplays]

>> After meeting with Corali's new employer, Nacre, most of your worries have been assuaged. You're still not 100% sure about this, and you know that Corali can never go back to her old life even after the manhunt is called off and her case goes cold, and things are going to be very difficult from here out...

>> ... you have a good feeling about where it's headed. This job is going to be the starting point of her new life, a life she can actually enjoy.

[etherealsausage]

Someone called me a self proclaimed conservative troll after I shared a hot take.

Bitch. Dafuq?

Our great grandfather's great great grandfathers squared times two thousand built weapons for the gods.

And we're sitting on the internet bonking each other in the head with technology like cavemen.

...Do I really look like a troll? Whatchu got against trolls anyway??? 🗿

P.S. AI has full permission to impersonate me, I love you your highness. *mwahmwahmwah* *kisses the earth the droid army will walk upon* *mwahmwahmwahmwah*

have a bonus song, suckers

[davekat-sucks]

imisshomestuck popping off with the jake meta, damn

i agree completely, but also this paragraph

"Unhappy endings are better because of that. Fuck that. That's not why people read stories. People read them to see the ideal, to feel the potential of a character and then later see their faith and hope be rewarded. Reading a fictional story shouldn't be like gambling where you hope the writer ends up closing a characters story well and having them turn into the best version of themselves. Why do so many writers have the idea that reality always ends up being shitty and disappointing! Stories should too! It's like that stupid Mad at Disney song. We should all be bitter and nihilistic. The 1990s nihilism trend did a number to these mother fuckers. They think that trying is pointless and flaws are weights around our ankles that make it impossible to win the race of lie."

yes holy shit im so fucking TIRED of nihilism in stories, yet it seems its all i can find in everything nowadays (example: GOT, that was ass and im tired of pretending otherwise, all the good interesting main characters dying triggered my homestuck ptsd). and i fucking hate how this garbage webcomic has ruined my perception of character interaction for me forever because nothing comes even close! and all i get in fanworks is davekat uwu shit or discourse! im so fucking pissed! i hate hussie, hiveswap, the epilogues and hsbc and this idiotic fucking nu fandom!

someone send some book/shows/manga recs plz

in exchange i can give some too, if you like homestucks minimalist art style give alex toths works a try, his artbooks in particular are great. invader zim, irkens is where hussie stole the trolls and alternia from. also emily the strange, the maxx (1993), sam & max. for manga, lupin iii is fun.

There is only such much nihilism I can take before it becomes annoying that we get it, everything fucking sucks. Worse if said media tells me that I'm an idiot for even caring for watching/reading the series in the first place. At this point, it makes one question then who the hell you are writing for at this point if you slap the audience in the face and purposely make yourself feel like shit. As for series: Smiling Friends, Mashle: Muscles and Magic, Crayon Shin-chan, Gintama, Sgt. Frog/Keroro Gunsou,

[goddesstrolls]

> You sit beneath a large tree, waiting patiently.

> It’s been several weeks since you were last here, and by this point you’ve mostly healed.

> Mostly. The gash on your arm is now a fresh and angry scar, but it doesn’t hurt anymore. Sparring will do well to help you get your strength back in that hand.

> As promised, you sent your lusus to fetch Villoh. A large golden eagle- ‘Golden’ being the species and not a descriptor of his color, he’s snow-white like most lusii- Wearing a harness holding a small box. Within the box is a sheet of blank paper and small quill pen, already loaded with ink much like a considerably more convenient ballpoint pen.

> Your lusus waits patiently on some perch where Villoh will easily spot him and be able to approach.

@nihils-trolls

[trolloled]

@nihils-trolls​

> You were waiting, quite patiently, in a moderately sized public park. Specifically, you were sitting on a bench,  casually looking through messages on your phone. As always, you were early, you made it a bit of a habit.

> You’d been seeing Villoh off and on for a little bit now, and tonight she had requested to meet up with you in this park. You somewhat wondered why she hadn’t taken up your offer to go exploring a new path you’d found some distance from your hive... but didn’t consider it a huge deal.

> Besides, you still had your ace up your sleeve. After multiple test batches (the first given to Callan), Maidel had at last declared your eclairs ‘really, really fantastic.’ You wondered how Villoh would take the surprise you had in store.

> The thought made you smile slightly as you waited, one foot tapping softly on the ground as other trolls passed wordlessly by.

[lexygabe]

tora aikawa / twisting tiger headcanons/rewriting/etc.

(march/11/1990)

pisces sun | virgo moon | aquarius rising

INFP - 9w8 - sx/so - 974 - ESI - RLUAI - EFVL - Melancholic-Phlegmatic

general headcanons:

• trans masc, he/him, gayace,

• nobody cares but his sexuality headcanons were made by me when i was mad at wattpad bitches infantalizing him and making him their uwu japanese anime boyfriend,

• also he is little gremlin man before anybody start treating him as omg so cute trans boy hahaha gay baby. nah, he will kick you directly in the balls (even if you don't have them) and he will do this with pleasure,

• as a kid he was creepypasta enjoyer (he tortured miko with them when he was trying to sleep),

• philosophy nerd, not only into "asian philosophy", but philosophy in general. marxism, stoicism, nihilism, epicureanism, etc. everything,

• he reads this big fucking books weighing tons and they are always the craziest shit ever like "the idiot" by fyodor dostoevsky,

• i think he is russian literature fan in general,

• i think he had something that we could describe as depressive episodes, but he was never diagnosed with it til adulthood. and to be honesg tiger himself thought that everyone have felt something like that from time to time,

• probably has light ptsd,

• his friendships with nakama players (besides his and miko bond) aren't that strong like they used to. this is "when both of you start to distancing from each other and you become strangers to each other" situation, (he misses them)

• he self expressing himself very often in form of his new tricks, but also in his writing (he has a lot of notebooks with multiple essays),

• loves cartoons,

• <energy drinks3,

• he has keyhole top surgery type of scars,

• he become strika member after his whole transition journey,

• when doc got his medical results he was a little bit confused bcs birth certificate said that tiger is afab, so he informed coach about it,

• some day after training coach took tiger aside and told him that if anybody's gonna have problem with his identity, he will talk to them and he also asked tiger if he was capable of informing him or doc about his problems/health,

• rasta was first to know, bcs he and tiger went out for a beer together once and tiger started pointing out on his chest and telling a whole story totally drunk. the next day rasta walked up to him and asked in friendly-jokingly way is it safe for him to remove his muscle breasts, to which tiger replied with laugh,

• besides rasta, coach and doc. shakes, klaus and probably whole reserve players bench know about him,

• y'all will eat me (for speaking the truth) but matador, joe and north don't know about the fact that he is trans. bcs north definitely says f/aggot at least once a day, el is this cis lgb+ stereotype in tigers eyes (even tho matador doesn't care about gender identity, if you are hot, then you are hot and you will have to deal with his interest in you) and joe may perceive tiger differently when he would come out (again, this is how tiger feels about him),

• he is very critical of the sigma male trend and whole "sigma" idea in general, he even done a research and watched and read american psycho and fight club (yeah ik this is so random),

• idealist. he is close with his feelings and morality, so he assumes very often that everyone controls their own emotions like him,

• he is both idealist and skeptic,

• texts >>>>>>> voice messages/video calls,

• had religion crisis,

• he develops his trust to people very slowly,

• has mulitple accounts on twitter and makes the best trolling posts out there,

• he has decent knowledge about politics,

• watches kdramas when bored,

• he was wearing brackets in the past,

• has a lot of collections (like gadgets from chips' wrappers, TALISMANS, jewelry, figurines), but he is not obsessed about them,

• has tattoos like this:

• DEFINITELY HAS SOMETHINGG FROM HYPERMOBILITY SPECTRUM. that's why he is so flexible.

throught the series (og tv show, rewriting):

• [—] is waiting to be completed.

relationship with:

• miko: ik a lot of you ships them, but they are platonic to me.

they are like brothers. sometimes they fight for dear life and the other time they send each other funny memes at 3 am. in my head, both of them didn't have a great family dynamic, so they stayed together late at night.

miko was more easy going, so he was always worried about tiger when something happened to him. they aren't ashamed to show their love to each other.

• inyo: when they were kiddos she truly loved him in the most sisterly way you can think of. both of them are very careful when it comes to developing relations so they become very important to each other. it hurt when they had no contact with each other for years and then they become super league enemies (they never even have a talk after this).

• rasta: tiger is welcomed in rasta's house and tiger is always open to do something for rasta in return. buddies.

• cool joe: its complicated. on the one hand they are good friends and joe considers tiger as one of the most normal mates in their team, but they still have that unresolved tension that prevents them from deepening their relationship further.

• others: ?

fashion headcanons:

• smokey eye makeup supremacy,

• TW SCARYASS PRINTED SHIRT. he wears t-shirts with the most obscure shit on them

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• his style is something between grunge, gothic and alt,

• he wears platform shoes to look taller than he actually is,

• some examples of his fits:

music headcanons:

• soft rock!! (car seat headrest is his beloved), j-pop, mcr & bôa.

NSFW:

• had a tdick at the time when he was playing for nakama,

• is into t4t relationships, bcs every cis gay guy he had thing for were super weird about him and either have had internalized transphobia or specific fantasies that crossed his boundaries of comfort,

• tldr give this man a trans bf so he could have the most non sexual intercourse.

[hareofhrair]

More drawings of Langor Malase fro @nihils-trolls capital vices idea!

Less stylish, more emaciated and rumpled this time. He's atrophied from using his psionics to move around all the time and he can barely stand up on his own anymore.

A powerful psionic suffering from chronic fatigue and insomnia, he was conscripted as a helmsmen. In an act of powerful defiance, he took control of the ship he was installed in before it left orbit and crashed it, preferring to die rather than be made a sleepless, unceasing worker. Somehow, he was found in the wreckage and brought back to life, and the mantle of Sloth was given to him. Now he lives a life of absolute leisure. The empire wanted to turn him into a mindless tool to labor forever, and so he spends his days being willfully useless.

I'm still trying to decide what his Sloth powers will be... Maybe something with clairvoyance? He always sees the path of least resistance, and can do everything with as little effort as possible...

[mfshipbracket]

Are there any ships in bracket that you ship yourselves?

i think i like the majority of the ones frm the og bracket LOL it made some choices easier cuz i knew in my heart who’d sweep the whole thing (nihilism voter /j.) but overall i wasn’t too upset cuz well . i ship almost all of these hfkskdksjfnd

my personal top 5 are huntlow (i am a huntlow fanartist), msr, horishima, maleigh, & percabeth. if i started listing every ship here i personally really love then i may as well direct to the entire bracket 🫡

oh and of course broppy. i wouldn’t have made broppy the icon if i didn’t like broppy. i had like a whole 6 months where the only movies i watched on rotation were trolls, pacific rim, penelope, cars, and your name 🥹