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fredpoptheprophet · 11 months

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Gretta: "This is Sir Dwight, My Champion."

Thief: ....

Gretta: ....

Thief: "This fuckin twink?"

Dwight: "Oh c'mon, dude."

Thief: "This scrawny ass bitch?

Dwight: "You're already robbing us, man."

#dwight in shining armor #dwight #disa #gretta #gright #little tiny ass baby #tiny penis #no balls having ass #little dick no bitches #it'd be so much funnier if Hexcela was saying it.

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notherpuppet · 28 days

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Ball is (after)life *badum tsk* 🥁

#they are the ballers in the hotel in my opinion #also it just didn’t look right when alastor didn’t have his monocle #and his ass would play ball with a monocle like let’s be for real please #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #Vaggie #Lucifer #husk #my doods

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sapsolace · 3 months

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obsessed w these boneheads as of late :]

#griddlehark #tlt #the locked tomb #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #gtn #when u and the situationship livin it up in a haunted palace... FO FREE!!!!!#i wanted 2 do a background 4 this but college and work have been kicking my ASS so #figured i should just post it and move on i got other sketches and wips #anyways hello tlt fans do not expect me 2 draw anything the same twice. love u <3 #in this kitchen we fuck it And we ball. no artistic sameness and we like it that way. i also serve food once a month #stay at your own risk #i've been going insane over tlt by myself on my side acc and the longer i have no one 2 talk abt nona grief with #the more art i will pop out. but also pls i need 2 talk abt this shit w someone i'm coughing and dying out here

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denjidenjiji · 5 months

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guess who’s a girl dad now. Me. Him.

(I’m playing funger in Russian. I do not speak Russian.)

god help me.

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clouvu · 7 months

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Offering to you all some sandy doodles in these trying times

#genshin impact #sandrone #Coming out to say that I think that sandrone genuinely has one of the prettiest designs in genshin #kinda makes me sad that no one really gives a shit about her except for like 5 other people #somewhat understandable though #cause she got like a total of one (1) line from the lazzo trailer and her big ass robot takes up 70% of the screen when she DOES appear #but anyways thats not deterring me from being deranged about her nowadays #She's smart. She's talented. She's mean. She commits atrocities against man on the regular. Shes French #She has it all #also i have no idea why it took me so long to actually draw her with ball joints bc she looks really neat with em imo

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chrollohearttags · 7 months

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y’all won’t be satisfied until you run every black writer off this app and I’m so serious. Yes, I’m being rude to anybody that takes time out of their day to post some dumb ass remarks (a recycled one at that) and uses it to disrespect black writers of any capacity. Sitting up screaming about wanting more representation and the black reader fics being nonexistent but y’all get mad about everything. Yes, I’m cussing y’all out everytime I see it and I’m blocking idc. Free, FREE content that people took time to create, y’all are being nasty about it. We don’t owe y’all grace or kindness. Especially when we can see the hypocrisy. Go to hell with gas undies on and leave us alone. And please write whatever y’all want and fuck these people. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

#rant #vent and rant #cw discourse #I see fifty toxic baby daddy fics with toji’s dirty ass and nobody moves #but damn #a character who’s balls y’all were just sucking two weeks ago can’t smoke a blunt #I don’t even write these so called ‘toxic’ hcs but I’m all for black women having representation in whatever way makes them comfortable #get over yourselves #like who do you hoes think y’all are #nobody has to write to appease a bitch who can’t even spell her own name #the way my lil hiatus is about to turn into me archiving this shit and leaving #cherry chats 🍒#my blog is not a safe space for you fucking losers #and if you don’t like it #unfollow me #I love eren and the AOT characters over here and I’m not gonn stop writing for them bc you bitches got a new character to gush over

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babisawyer · 1 year

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Ben coming back to the cabin to see yet another cannibalistic ritual

#🐇#yellowjackets #again with the cannibalistic blue balls I see how you guys are playing the game at least I know it's gonna happen #poor javi it should have been travis let's be real he provides nothing #loved the misty on mari violence also #and we were all right about jackie's necklace! our girl's keeping the group together even still #also I know I'm literally the only one on the jackie antler queen train and while I don't think it's true rather than just funsies #it's making me wonder if this is more of a fae situation going on? it's been a looooooong time since I read about all of this stuff but now #after jackie's death and the baby's death and what happened to Ben this week it's kinda making me suspicious #like is the antler queen supposed to represent the unseelie queen? is it the unseelie queen? idk I'll have to look into this to see if it #fits. I'm leaning more towards that now than wendigo psychosis #also hilarious because I did say that portals was insanely jackie coded so we're coming full circle #also I've said I'm suspicious of walter but how the fuck is that dude so rich?? I'm onto his ass he is not to be trusted

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dotpyenji · 5 months

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A HEART BEATS BETWEEN THE WINGS OF WAR

#dragalia lost #dragalia #Michael #michael dragalia #I dont think I've ever put this much thought in a composition in my life it went from like #ooh i should draw michael from the back so i dont have to draw all dat stupid shit in the front #to heyyy if i make the shading Green he will resemble those dope ass bronze church statues #alongside the heart frame wings thing #it's not Entirely accurate to his in game wings but Whatever fuck it we ball. I am not drawing all that.#Michael Wave

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dizzybizz · 7 days

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al lsasints steret 🥺

i lvoe alll saints stereettttrahghghhhh

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cactiaintracist · 5 months

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the only correct way to write proper high-stake sci-fi finale is to get 3 very gay men and ask them to improvise the most camp, slutty and intense game of catch (also helps if one is trouser-less)