#little tiny ass baby

[fredpoptheprophet]

Gretta: "This is Sir Dwight, My Champion."

Thief: ....

Gretta: ....

Thief: "This fuckin twink?"

Dwight: "Oh c'mon, dude."

Thief: "This scrawny ass bitch?

Dwight: "You're already robbing us, man."

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 129

Danny, now an adult, has just moved to the city of Gotham. Actually he’s been an adult for a while, but every once in a while he has to end his life, at least legally, lest someone get suspicious. Usually whenever Dan or Ellie does an oopsie and pulls a firebird with being reborn through their core. 

So legally, one Danyal Nightingale, has just moved to Gotham to open a bakery (Thank you for the wonderful recipes and bonding Clockwork) while taking care of his practically newborn son Jordan. Of course Elnath- Ellie- had to pull a core retreat too, which is just his luck. 

It wouldn’t be a problem, but he’s trying to not be so broody. A ghost- even a half-ghost- carrying another core though, has instincts turned up to like, eleven. Which again, wouldn’t be much of a problem if not for someone falling into his dumpster late at night bleeding. A vigilante, which he’s sworn to stay away from that life years ago. And it’s not a lethal wound…

But his instincts are screaming to not let the person bleed all around his nest, and he knows from experience that it would continue to bother him. Which is how he ends up with Batman on his couch to Dan’s glee if the ghost chirps are to go by. 

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

wormie wormie wormie wormi-

[jackdaw-and-hattrick]

Big fan of Tall and Lean Danny combined with even Taller Amazon Jazz. Just this 6’7” twunk being teased by his 6’11” buff sister about how tiny he is compared to her and their 7’3” dad.

[54625]

whenever I'm reading a fit pov fic that describes pac as pretty or cute I'm just like. he would not fucking say that. he'd literally never even think that

[volivolition]

volition :)

YEAH!! volition :]!!

[thedawntreaders]

thinking about how we don't give eustace nearly enough credit for his initial reaction to coming to narnia — like the crew shits on him for being grouchy on the dawn treader but imagine if his first trip to narnia happened along with the pevensies' first trip and he didn't stick up for jadis's bullshit (aunt letty style)

jadis, attempting to appear threatening: you, son of adam, will face the wrath of my-

eustace: don't address me are you crazy?

[heliianth]

KEEP A LOOK OUT FOR THE BLACK HEDGEHOG SHADOW WANTED IN CONNECTION WITH THE TERRORIST ATTACKS LAST SEEN IN DOWNTOWN WESTOPOLIS *smash cut to the cutest guy youve ever seen*

[brainworms-all-night-long]

I cannot be the only one that's overcome with unfathomable cuteness aggression or awe whenever I see a snake, they're just ough[affectionate]

[nonuggetshere]

Oh I can't wait to refine and finally post the designs for PK's siblings in my AU, it really looks like their mother ran out of ink while making them

[kaidanalenkosprmanager]

THE BEST OF PRIORITY: THE CITADEL (PART 2)

Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Lt. James Vega, EDI, and Maj. Kaidan Alenko With: Councilor Donnel Udina, Councilor Tevos, Councilor Laiel Sparatus, Cmdr. Armando-Owen Bailey, and Kai Leng And a Special Guest Appearance by: The Illusive Man But sometimes the way a thing goes down does matter, Sophie. Later- when you have to live with yourself. Knowing that you acted with integrity- then it matters. Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)

[eorzeashan]

on fluffier AUs/hcs, once in awhile I like to imagine toddler Ain'res getting lost in a spaceport and sitting there like. depressed bc he's obviously not allowed to cry about it due to his training but baby Eight who is like maybe a quarter his size (and resembles more of a critter at this time) also happens to be getting lost and wandering off from his litter simultaneously, and being a little Guy, sees Ain'res being upset and immediately climbs into his lap to nest there. he keeps him company until both of their families arrive to take them back but Eight never forgets the kid that he tried to repeatedly lick the face of as a baby even though they don't recognize each other years later as adults when he's now much bigger and taller than Ain

[pendulumstarway]

Vice bit off a little more than he could chew...

[ppulverse]

having children in your family is so insane like i remember holding my nieces in my arms and singing them lullabies when they were literally newborns and you're telling me one of them is 8 years old already....

[solradguy]

Oh my god I just remembered Jack-O' only weighs 99lbs too. I really could just tuck her under my arm like a football. Hold her by her belt like a girl briefcase. Simba pose. Fastball special her

[ybcpatrick]

Which one is the one with the Legg tattoos I wanna chew on him

THAT'S ANDY 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 HE'S MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE WHO I LOVE SOSOSOSOSSOO VERY MUCHY MUCH 💝💕💘💖💓💗💕💝💞💖💓💖💓💕💗💝💖💘💖

from left to right: joe trohman (lead guitar), andy hurley (drums), patrick stump (vocals/rhythm guitar) and pete wentz (bass/lyrics)!! fall out boy band of all time full of sweet little lads hallelujah amen