#no i cannot explain

[happybird16]

If your fave was an ice cream flavor what would they be?

[flowerkgk]

haveyo drawn rinne or izumi or shu

part 1: yes I have drawn all of the above ('specially shu)

I'll put shu first because oh lordy

some are old and I hate them but!? we ball

[what-if-nct]

Bangchan: So you've calmed down?

Hyunjin: Yeah.

Bangchan: What did you learn?

Hyunjin: Well while we were in a hotel by the airport she told me nothing happened, Johnny took care of her and I don't need to worry because I'm the only boy she loves. So I feel better. I still don't trust Jungwoo. But Johnny's okay even though he's a stripper.

Bangchan: That's good to hear. Changbin you've been doing very well too.

Changbin: I even invited Doyoung to dinner with our wife. I'm a good boy.

Bangchan: Yes you are. So are you Hyunjin.

Hyunjin: That's what my princess said. She said I was a good boy and i shouldn't cry and "to get over here and rail me" in her words not mine. So I did, I feel a lot better

Bangchan: This was almost innocent.

Changbin: I'd even be okay with a threesome with Doyoung.

Hyunjin: I could never do that, never again. Felix is like a brother but hes honestly worse than Jungwoo. I should probably apologize to Jungwoo. Even Jungwoo questioned the things Felix wanted her to do.

Bangchan: Felix we need to talk, my room now.

Felix: I was just joking about the timtam slam thing. It just look a lot like milk on her chest.

Bangchan: Lee know I blame you for this.

Lee know: I blame you for that.

Hyunjin: I didn't even do anything, princess were leaving again!

[hansoeii]

we go just right.

[revolutionzero]

i’m obsessed with the line “ate a sleeve of saltines on my floor and i knew that-”

[soaked-doors]

a comic about wine, a wager, and reconnecting through your weird kids

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this behemoth of a comic is finally done - and just in time for zoros birthday huehue. initially i wanted to make a zolu introspective from an outsider POV and was like you know who would have really funny input on this … mihawk. and then it spiraled into seven pages of mishanks sitting and talking. i thought it would be funny if mishanks ended up doing self imposed couples therapy the day mihawk brought luffys bounty bc well. its kind of hilarious to think abt mihawk realizing shanks was onto something all those years ago after he meets zoro and luffy. like sure this new generation is batshit crazy but my god are they cooking. anyways. cheers. get some kids

[nkogneatho]

when you first met itadori jin, you thought he was so sweet and kind. he was always a little nerdy when he talked about things he loved. "sorry i got carried away" was something he'd often say because he thought he was bothersome. but you never thought that. you liked when his eyes lit up at the silliest science theories. you loved that he was so considerate.

but you know what they say?? nerds are the kinkiest people. when you told jin you want him to fuck you, he turned red. but you had to say it out loud because he wouldn't. he respected you. that, until he had you bent over the couch. you'd never thought he'd be so rough. but that is the thing. he was so unconscious about it. his silly science addicted brain inspected your hole and he knew you'd be able to take it with a little stretching. his large hands were on your back, pushing you further into couch. you had to turn your face to the side to make sure you don't suffocate against the cushion.

"shhh don't move, my dear. i am doing this f'you." his cock was buried deep inside but he wasn't moving. "didn't you say you wanted to do it? i need to make sure you don't get hurt in the process—ahhh fuck don't squeeze me, darling." you couldn't help it. your cunt ached for his thrusts. "i am sorry my dick is too big for you baby. but i am a good boyfriend, right? mmm shit...'n good boyfriends always give their pretty girlfriend what she asks for." he collected your wetness with his fingers and licked them. "mhmm fhuck sweetheart. knew this pretty pussy was sweet the way she was throbbing when i was inspecting her. go on, lovie...tell her to make more juices for your kind boyfriend." jin wasn't even aware how dirty the thing he was saying sounds. he just thought it was normal. he finally thrusted once and you cried out his name, unexpecting the sudden jolt. "feels good, right?" you moaned out a yes. "of course it feels good. now..." he grabbed your waist, "time to marry your pussy with my cock, darling."

[mammutblog]

i wanted to draw tim in an MIT sweater since this tiktok

[perplexingly]

They’re red flags to you, fortunately I’m colorblind

[bubblviart]

why dis 🌷 look so furious 😭😭😭

[maniamajor]

mag118

Elias: man i really should have prepared some psychological torture about your feelings for jon. guess i'll just have to go with what i already prepared

Martin: oh yeah and whats that

Elias:

[str4b3rryxx]

Aw hell nah, here comes the lesbian artist's barely disgused self insert ""oc""😭😭💀

This is also on my Twitter. Please support me on there too💙🥰

[docholligay]

IN A RARE GOOD BIT OF AMERICAN NEWS, THE SUPREME COURT'S REACTION TO THE NORTH CAROLINA CASE OF "WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT WITH FEDERAL ELECTIONS, ACTUALLY" WAS BOTH KEPT BY THE COURT AND DENIED WITH A FAIRLY RESOUNDING "YOU KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF"

[buggachat]

can someone explain the "I'm bald" thing to me like i'm the village fool

[lgbtlunaverse]

"Marcille hates all of Laios' freak traits but loves them in Falin" is honestly a really good joke but... you guys do know it's a joke right?

It's such a funny one I honestly find it impossible to get mad at even when people mistake it for an actual truth about the characters but JUST TO MAKE IT CLEAR

THIS is how marcille reacts when Falin is predictably just as enthusiastic about eating monsters as her brother was.

That is not the face of a woman who thinks this trait is lovely and endearing as long as it's exhibited by the girl she loves. That is the face of a woman who is taking 7d8 psychic damage and yet knows deep in her heart she won't like Falin any less for it.

The way young Marcille reacts to Falin eating berries Marcille can't recognize but Falin knows are safe is pretty similar to how she reacts to eating monsters years later, albeit with more fear than disgust. The difference in her relationships with Laios and Falin isn't just that she's attracted to Falin, it's because the Touden siblings, while similar, are in fact different people. Not just genderswaps of each other.

Also, I think you all already know this, but just to say it: she doesn't actually hate Laios for any of his freak tendencies either. He's one of her best friends. She's just a lot quicker to be outwardly exasperated with him while she's quieter about it with Falin.

[spelllingandthemysteryschool]

When my mother told me she wished she had gotten a divorce before I was born, I could tell from her tone that this was different from all the times she’d look at me and ask God, like I was God, why he had punished her with me. It wasn’t about trying to make me wish I was a better child, just that I was not a child anymore and she felt she had to warn me not to repeat her life but continue it and perhaps by continuing it, set it right. Once she made me kneel facing the wall and stretch my arms as high as they would go, and watched my little back tremble until I could hold my arms no longer. When she asked me what I’d learned I remember I wanted to scream I hate you but knew somehow it would hurt her more if I screamed I hate myself, I hate myself, so I did, over and over, I knew when you watch a person you love collapse into themselves you want nothing more than to run into the boxing ring, the battleground of them, take all the blows they deal, all the shots they fire into the enemy of their own being. If I could I would without a second thought unravel the knot of my mother’s heart into something like sense, and if it’s true what they say about how when you have a child your heart begins to live outside your body I would undo my life and throw it to her like a rope, like I were a climber at the top of the mountain and she’d left something up there before making her way down and needed to go back for it one more time. If I saw my own heart, helpless and unknowing creature, living outside me, I would also want to tell it to kneel against the wall and raise its arms until it could account for what it had made of my life. In a note she left in my bag when I went to sleepaway camp she said to be my mother was the greatest joy of her life and I knew, even at ten, there were greater joys she had wanted, they lived in her dreams and disappeared when she woke to make my breakfast each morning, and I wanted so badly then to be those dreams, to disappear.

Helplessness’ Child by Kaylee Young-Eun Jeong