#no mr D is not ur dad

[writing-forever]

Me: omg the Percy Jackson show is out Ima go watch it!

Me one and a half episodes later: nope nope nope nope nope!!! That is way too much second hand embarrassment for my poor little neurodivergent self:)

[percyluvr]

hiii could i request a percy x daughter of zeus hcs? 🫶🏼 but my request would be that even though reader is crazy powerful she’s not at all what people would perceive as a “zeus kid” and is honestly laid back and just like percy

percy jackson x daughter of zeus!reader summary: hcs about percy with a gf who's a daughter of zeus

when you first got to camp, percy was definitely thinking "not a daughter of zeus, that guy sucks ass"

yes he judges people he doesn't know, we all do

at first, the two of you could not get along with each other

constantly arguing

you definitely "accidentally" zapped him and he "accidentally" soaked you with water

you both had dish duty for a month and you got to know each other more

he was pleasantly surprised to find that you were nothing like your dad at all

like you were chill af and he was down w that

i think you two definitely still had your arguments because as children of the big three you were very impatient and easily angered, as we saw with thalia and percy

but you got through it (usually after having a duel)

always keeping each other on their toes

if there was another war, you two would be a force you wouldn't want to anger

camp halfblood now has scary dog privileges x2

the two of you train together all the time, but sometimes you get carried away

like, you'll be summoning big storms and shit and he'll like accidentally create a tsunami bc y'all are trynna strengthen your powers

you got yelled at and put back on dish duties for almost ruining the camp

if percy was feeling sad, you would take him by the water and create lightning in the sky in the shape of a heart

immediately makes him smile and he gets all happy and makes a heart in the water

you two are ALWAYS sleeping in each other's cabins

bc like

it gets lonely being strong and sexy and you just wanna feel each other's warmth through the night

i think because you two are children of the big three and you've been through so much, ur nightmares are so much worse

and sleeping in each other's cabins helps you two calm each other down

that's the only reason mr d and chiron let you do it

also, because they couldn't get you to stop no matter how many times they put you on cooking or dish duty

everyone at chb is scared of y'all....

like in heroes of olympus when the other povs show just how scary percy and jason are, i think it would also apply to you as a child of the big three

your dad does NOT approve of him

but neither of you care

poseidon likes you tho, hes a supportive king

you can fly but you're scared to take him with you because you think your dad will zap him right out of the sky

but he always takes you underwater

you guys go to his dad's palace underwater and you meet his tyson

tyson LOVES you more than anything

maybe even more than he loves percy

which is a LOT

you guys are always on quests together, but its fine nobody is really worried

they were when you guys first went on a quest together bc u two still didn't get along then

but now you do

so they know the quest will get done with EASE

y'all work together SO WELL now that you like each other

bc on ur first quest... oh lord..

we won't talk about that tho bc its CRAZY what y'all were doing to each other

but yeah, u guys work together so well and all the quests at camp get done with ease as long as you guys go together

in conclusion, y'all are just a power couple

[brodieland]

Heyy love ur work!! If ur comfortable with it would you do fluff Leo Valdez taking care of sick reader like with a fever or smth? The godly parent is all ur choice and everything! If you wanted to do how multiple characters from HOO would take care of reader that’s fine too! Thanks

.˚ 𓈒 ࣪.𝝑𝝔 Dr. McShizzle!! ´ˎ˗

Leo Valdez x Fem!Dionysus!Reader Synopsis: this Dionysus girl knows how to put on a sick show for her Hephaestus boyfriend Tag(s): BLURB, cursing, mr d overdoing it I fear Word Count: 529 Part 2

"I THINK I'M DYING LEOOOOOO," you dragged out. You currently had a fever of 102 degrees, and your favorite Hephaestus boy, Leo Valdez, is stepping up and playing nurse.

"Aww mi amor, maybe if you ate you'd feel better," Leo said as held up a bowl of chicken noodle soup (Will Solace orders). You rolled your eyes as you sat up and grudgingly put said spoon in your mouth. Leo was an amazing cook to say the least.

"You know how nice it is to have a boyfriend who knows how to cook?"

"As nice it is to have a girlfriend as hot as you, literally," he joked as he felt your burning forehead. You just groaned loudly and threw your self backwards. Leo just chuckled as he placed the plate down on your nightstand and laid down with you, spooning you from behind.

After about an hour, the two of you found yourself tangled under the sheets. "Leo," you mumbled into his chest.

"Yes," he whispered into your hair.

"Your really hot," you said, and before Leo had time to gloat, you pushed him off the bed.

"The fuck??"

"What? I told you were hot," you said as you sprawled out, while looking down at him with your leg moving upward in a 90 degree angle (best way to sleep idc).

"Okay..??"

"Yeah, not good for a girl whom already has a fever, fuck ass fire boy," you joked as Leo stood back up and leaned over to kiss you. "Stop, I don't wanna get you sick."

"I don't care about getting sick, anyways you'd probably be less hot if you changed out of your hoodie and sweats," he said as he pulled the hoodie over your head and leaving you in the shirt you had on under.

"Are you trying to make a move on me? While I'm sick and feeble??"

"Or you could just die from a fever or something I don't know," he shrugged as he walked over to grab you some shorts.

"Ughh, you love me too much to let me die," you said as he laughed and passed you the shorts. "Now turn please."

Leo rolled his eyes, but did it anyways. "Not like its anything I haven't seen before."

"Stop flirting with me while I'm on my death bed," you joked.

"As the best doctor in camp, I have the confidence to say that you'll be fine."

"Best doctor my ass," you snorted and Leo just turned to glare at you. "Much better, now come back over here."

You held you arms out and Leo happily jumped back into bed with you, making you laugh at his enthusiasm. This time you guys managed to fall asleep. Leo woke up first when he felt something tickling his ankles, causing you to stir awake.

"Leo.." you groaned, rubbing your eyes to see why he was fidgeting.

"Please tell me that's you, and that when I turn to the door I won't see your dad."

"Sorry kid," you dad laughed. "Might wanna get out my kids bed."

You lifted the sheets and say your dad slither in some grape vines, "Your overdoing it, I fear.."

[lowkeyslytherin]

Mr. D telling someone that he's their dad, let's call the kid Roger. So Roger hasn't been claimed, and he's got major daddy issues, so he's like "well Mr. D, even if ur not my dad, you're my dad now." Roger's grand plan is to make his actual dad claim him (by annoying him) by pretending that Dionysus is his dad.

[kiralisa]

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐓𝐇

G O J O X A F A B! R E A D E R

WARNINGS: MDNI, not proofread(I made this at 1 am don’t murder me), drinking, fingering, first time, fluff, no protection (don’t have kids, they expensive$$), creampie if you like squint ur eyes, smut with some plot because I have issues.

First fanfic, tried to make it to where any girlie can read this!<3

The greatest of his clan, Gojo satoru was a god in a man’s body. He who was deemed the strongest at birth, causing the world to shift into his own hands….how could he be so strong yet feel so weak when around you???

Years went passed, years of Gojo satoru’s endless training as a kid. While never pushing passed his boundaries he still managed to become quite strong. He was finally in the hands of the jujutsu world and with his arms out he fully welcomed it. It was his first day of high school in jujutsu so of course he had to be on his best behavior in his words.

“Everyone welcome your new classmate Gojo satoru.” Yaga inquired two students, Suguru Geto, and a girl named Shoko leri. “I simply hope these two won’t be useless to me…huh?” Satoru turns his head to see there are 4 desk yet only three students. He turned to Yaga with a questioning look. “Well Mr. Gojo satoru there is another student but she is late..” Yaga said with an annoyed face as if Gojo wasn’t also late.

Gojo looked at both of the students who had no care in the world only looking at their phones. He turned to look at Shoko first, she was smoking?? Unhealthy he believed. Then turned to look at Suguru, bangs…such weird looking bangs…Gojo also thought to himself before Suguru looked up at him. “Can I help you..?” Suguru asked confused and concerned why Satoru look at Suguru with a judging manner. “Your bangs are ugly dude-“ Before satoru finsihed his sentence the door slammed opened out coming a new student…you. Even through puberty hit like a bitch and made you hate life it isn’t to bad, whether you became tall or short, chubby or skinny, you still were as beautiful as a goddess to Satoru.

“Holy shit that train took longer than expected..” You said trying to catch your breath. Yaga deeply sighed as if he was a disappointed dad..”Everyone meet Y/n, she is a transfer student but she shall be respected as one of our own.” And with that you smiled while being extremely awkward. You sat down and tried to make small talk with your fellow classmates.

“Uhm Hi what’s your guys names?” You said as if you weren’t a HOUR late. Each of the three students said their name “Sup I’m Shoko..” She said trying to light her cigarette. “Well hello there~ I’m Suguru Geto. It will be pleasure to be your classmate.” He said in a gentle manner. You swear ur heart skipped a beat. “Hehehe…I am Gojo satoru. Yes yes THE Gojo of the Gojo clan, six eyes and limitless~” Gojo said in a very…well…Gojo kinda of way.

Everyone deadpanned Gojo as he only looked at you, while extremely embarrassed for him you couldn’t help but laugh at his reply. “Hahah, ohhh so you’re like a big cool boss kinda guy huh? pfhh hahah!” Gojo quickly got embarrassed and started to blush as well as explaining himself “W..WHAT!!! No! I was just saying how I am the strongest of generation!!! Do you wanna fight or something!!!” As you continue to laugh at Gojo became more red Shoko and Geto looked at eachother and just smirked. “So who’s asking who first..” Shoko betted towards Geto. “Well…we’ll just have to find out.”

And that’s how ur friend group started, on that day everything ur life would change, for the better or for the worse. A year later as you’re all second years you’re all still young and dumb, yet still strong and mature when needed. “Hey guys we should totally celebrate for the first years!” Gojo screamed as he ran over too you and you’re two loyal companions. Even after the death of Riko torn everyone and almost caused Geto to create a master genocide. Everything ended up working out, and you would finally celebrate the two first years for a job well done.

“Hey Shoko how drunk would you have to be to sleep with one of the boys?” You said as you did your make up because if something was being celebrated you had to look hot while doing it, you also wanted to finally get laid as you were never well….did it before. “Girl the world would have to end for me to even think of sleeping with them.” Shoko said while laughing. You softly shake your head before putting on ur dress and getting ur hair done. Finally was time for you to get some bitches…

The party was LOUD and when I mean loud I mean capital L-O-U-D. You walked in to see many students, you didn’t even realize there were that many. Even members of the zenin clan were there. “Ughh Shoko where are the boys at??” You said trying to not step on people while holding onto Shoko. “They’re right here silly.” She said as you turned your head to see Gojo and Suguru with matching suits on. “Glad you two could make it..” Suguru said obviously checking you both out, but Gojo’s eyes never left yours. “You look…beautiful, so beautiful and sexy..” He said blushing when he realized what he said. “I- I mean…would you like to uhm…chill in my room..?” He said with nervousness obvious in his tone. “Hehe I would love to do that! Come with me lover boy~” as you dragged him off. Shoko turns to Geto with a sly grin, “looks like you owe me $20~” She said as she grabbed a cup. “Ugh..fuck me..” Geto muttered under his breath.

Laughter could be heard as you dragged Satoru to his own room. “Don’t tell me you’re nervous already Gojo hehehe~” you said while also trying to not be nervous. “M-me?? Nervous hah! I don’t make me laugh!” He said as he grabbed you and thrown you into his room before shutting his door. He slowly started to walk towards you, nervous but shown himself as confident, it felt like the world had frozen.

You were pure red, blushing from excitement and embarrassment. You couldn’t believe it, you’ve been inlove for so long, you wanted this moment yet you were scared. You took a deep breathe as you saw him staring at you like a god would to his subjects. “W…well..Mr. Gojo the strongest…what are you gonna do-“ you were quickly cut off my gojo’s finger pressed on ur mouth, he looked up at you with love in his eyes. “It’s satoru for you. Only call me satoru..” he said before looking at you while holding ur chin waiting for your consent. With the nod of your head he began to kiss you.

It was slow and sensual at the same time soon your tounges fought for dominance which of course he won’t as his knee started to grind inbetween your legs. It was so…much you’ve never felt such pleasure nor did you know someone could give you such pleasure…well Gojo wasn’t just a someone.

“Look at you..all big talk yet you’re shaking under me, look how adorable you look~” satoru said with a smirk. You wanted to say something back before you let out a loud moan, you saw Satoru’s hands inbetween ur legs messing with your clit as he kissed and bit ur neck with his own love marks.

“N..nghh~..S..satoru~ to much AH~!” you said as he bit ur ear, “that’s doesn’t sound like to much if you’re moaning like a whore baby~” He grabbed your dress before pulling it off as he unbuckled his belt. “We gotta get you all ready for me….” He said as you were shivering trying to catch up to him. He soon pulled your panties to the side as he touched ur entrance with his long leaned finger.

Rubbing your clit while using his fingers to pleasure you as you grabbed the sheets while moaning loudly. You were sure everyone had already left yet you still wanted more. “More! Please more!” You practically screamed and he slid another finger. While it was uncomfortable at first due to the new feeling you soon couldn’t fight the pleasure it brought you.

Gojo softly laughed before looking at you in the eyes. “How bad do you want it. Beg for it.” You had no other choice. Not like you were thinking straight anyways, while people got drunk off of the achohol you got drunk off of the pleasure. “Ngh…! Please please I want you! I want you so bad please I’ll be good please~!!!” Gojo soon pulled his hand out of you, it was wet, messy, and sticky as he licked your juices off his mouth. He soon grabbed your thighs apart with a serious stare looking at you for your consent which you helplessly nodded.

“Are you sure you’re ready?” He said. “Yes yes yes!! Please please give it to me!!” If you could overdoes on pleasure you might as well call yourself dead. He soon lined himself up before slowly thrusting into your body. “Ahh..fuck so…so..so fucking tight..” he said as he shoved his head into your shoulder while you silently screamed as he shoved half of his member into you.

“Ugh fuck! So full~!!!” You said moaning into his ear as he pounded into your body without an ounce of mercy. Your legs shaking as you screamed his name and smaller curses as he thrusted into you. “Please!!!please please!! Give it to me S..sa- TORU~!” He held onto you as he thrusted upwards hitting that sweet sweet sensitive spot. “Ahh…fuck taking it like a good girl.” He said as he squeezed your legs even tighter. “Ngh..! G..gonna cum! You’re gonna make me cum..!” He whimpered into your ear as he scratched your back, your back arched as you feel yourself coming undone onto him. “OH FUCK~! I-I can’t to much hah~!” She screamed as she grabbed Satoru’s hair and pulled. “Almost there…gonna cum oh fuck~! Cuming cuming inside! Gonna make you a mommy and gonna- oh fuck~!”

He quickly came before almost falling ontop to you but using the last of his strength to move to the side before wrapping his arms around you. “How is it, that I’m the strongest yet I feel so weak near you..” you softly chuckle. “Because that’s what love is…and I love you…so very very much…”

The strongest, the unstoppable realized then and there that if that’s what love meant then he was devoted to you. Because not only did he feel weak around you. He felt at home. Loved. So why does it matter if you’re strong because you take all his strength with that smile of yours. “Then I love you too.” He said before kissing your head passing out with you while the party downstairs didn’t even notice you guys gone..

A N: Ahhh!!! This is my first fanfic so I hope you’ll enjoy my content and consider following for more!! Hope you can use my ask for things such as suggestions, tips, or just to talk!! For other fanfic writes hope we can be moots and thank you all for reading this!

Please do not plagiarize, steal, or copy this fanfic, but please take inspiration to create and write ur own fantasies but please ping me into the fanfic so I can read the beautiful creation<3

[justaz]

vague spoilers or maybe genuine spoilers below for episode 1+2 of percy series

(i started this list like halfway thru ep 1 so ep 2 has so much more shit that ep 1)

episode 1

the scene with sally and percy in the museum <//3

the dodds transformation scene was smooth as FUCK

sally and gabe are FIGHTINGGGGG 👀

DANGELOS THE SANDWiCH PLACE????

MYTHOMAGIC

the minotaur is slaying i’m ngl

the monsters and magic and shit in this is freaking amazing

THE MINOTAUR FIGHT GODDAMNNNNNNNN PERCY GET HIS ASSSSSSSS THAT WAS FUCKING INSANE

I HEARD ANNABETH GIVE ME HER WHERE IS SHE

the end credits are dope wtf i love them sm

episode 2

YOU SROOL WHEN YOU SLEEPT FBSJSNXJXKSMXBXKWKWBDX

the music is musicing

camp is so prettyyyy omg i would LOVE to go here

“but did you?” PERCY STFU LMFAOOOOO UR GONNA GET URSELF KILLED

“dad?” DTOP I LOVE THEM

“yes but are you?” chiron and mr d bro stop they’re so funny i love mr d

camp is absolutely gorgeous. i said this already but it’s sooo pretty i’m in awe

the cabins are so cool. jesus i sound like a broken record. this is all just so cool

LUUUKEEE HELLOOOOO

the dryad??? she looks so cool,,, part of me thinks that was his mom but if i’m wrong don’t crucify me

kleos,,, that’s so cool i love the additional world building

CLARISSE MY DARLING HELLO

the archery scene stop 💀

he started a fire. dude.

greek god of disappointment lmfaooo

OH THATS CHRIS RODRIGUEZ thanks captions

“they like the smell of begging” they say it like that and i’d join kronos too

his offering to his mom :((( get his ass percy

toilet water scene slayed as usual

ANNABETH MY DARLING CHILD HELLO

“are you stalking me, annabeth?” “yes.” “oh.” they>>

SUNSHINE??? HELLO???????? ANNABETH???????

she fixed his armor :( besties percabeth how i’ve missed you

WHY IS HE FLOSSING

WHY IS HE PISSING

i love how drawn out this fight is (that sounds sarcastic but i rlly do mean it)

HIS HEALING

HIS CLAIMING

“it ain’t gonna be me”

“i am sally jackson’s son” WHEW GET THEIR ASSES

AAAAAAA I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OMG ONG IM SO FUCKING HYPE RN

[clementine-writes-things]

Little blurb of what I imagine it would be like for Edward Nashton to be a streamer on twitch and y/n being in the back of all of them.

~Read Below Cut~

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"Ok, so we're getting pretty close to our goal for the charity. That's awesome, guys! Thank you for all of your donations, seriously. This is all going to Gotham General Hospital." Edward explained.

superdooper31: let's fucking gooooo

portableshark: HELL YEAH!

Edward read the chat with a huge smile on his face. After causing terror on Gotham, it felt nice to do some good. After he got out of Arkham Hospital, he wanted to change. Especially since he was dating y/n. Speaking of y/n...

angel-wings: if we meet the goal I'll make him dress like a woman for the next stream <3

cheesemuffin: WHAT!?

purpleppleater: QUICK DONATE ALL YOUR SAVINGS GUYS!!! IT'S A GOOD CAUSE!!! WE NEED THIS!

"Woah, hold on. When did I agree to this, y/n?" He asked, raising an eyebrow.

angel-wings: you didn't.

"Ok, so then I'm not doing it." He challenged.

angel-wings: :(

stringbing12: you broke their heart D: how rude

portableshark: evilllllll!!!!!1 >:(

"No. I'm not doing that!" Edward huffed.

angel-wings: :( eddieeee

"...fine."

angel-wings: fuck yeah, ur gonna look so skimpy and slutty when I'm done with you.

portableshark: LMAO I'M EXCITED CMON GUUYS DONATEEEE HAAHHHAHAHHA

cheezit-pleezit: DONATING RN I'VE BEEN SAVING MONEY FOR A MOMENT LIKE THIS!!!!!!!

"Oh shit."

'cheezit-pleezit donated $200!!!!'

'I'm expecting padding in the bra. We will not make this easy for you, father.😈'

Edward groaned, faceplanting on his desk. Curse y/n for saying anything. Curse him for agreeing to it. Curse the $200 donation. Of course, it was all going to the hospital, which was a good thing. But, now he had to dress up like a fashion model for the next stream. Son of a bitch.

"Thank you for the...very...generous donation cheezit..." He mumbled into his desk.

portableshark: we've broken him

tootyfrootybooty: someone give dad a factory reset stat

angel-wings: i'm omw <3

Just like they said, y/n went into the room after a few seconds. Edward looked up, a pitiful frown on his face. Y/n giggled, walking up to him and planting a kiss on his head. He groaned, wrapping an arm around their waist as he looked at the chat.

superdooper31: you guys are our parents <3

stringbing12: we apologize for what you will have to do father ಥ_ಥ

"No, it's alright guys. I'm just glad we raised a lot of money. I am pretty scared about what y/n is going to do to me though..." He said.

"Oh, I'm going to make you a full blown woman, Edward." They giggled.

"Can you at least make me a pretty one?" He frowned.

"You'll be the next Mrs. America." Y/n smiled.

"Fuck yeah. Guys, when the next stream comes up, try to contain yourselves ok? I know it'll be hard to see all of 'this' in a tight dress, but do your best." He winked.

cheesemuffin: this will be the best thing to happen since we got our independence. it will be in history books.

purpleppleater: put him on drag race.

"That'd be fucking awesome. But, they'd eat him alive on there guys. He wouldn't survive."

"I-...no...you're right." He sighed.

Y/n giggled, giving him a kiss on the cheek. He smiled, grabbing a chair next to him and motioning for y/n to sit in it. Obliging, they sat down and Edward held their hand as he looked for the game he was going to play. The chat filled with comments about how cute the couple was. It made y/n smile wide.

"Alright, let's move on from the previous conversation. So y/n actually suggested that we play Until Dawn. I haven't played it yet, YES I know it's been out for a while, but they have played it. So, they'll probably make fun of how I play. I know you guys love when they do that." He chuckled, starting up the game and streaming it.

bozofromspace: dude let's gooooo this is gonna be great

'dildobaggins donated $20!!!!'

'y/n is like a stray cat that just kinda roams around and occasionally knocks things over and causes chaos during your streams. it's the the best thing. i live for it.'

Edward looked at the username and bit back a laugh. He looked at y/n, motioning for them to look too. When they did, they giggled and gave a thumbs up.

"Edward's too much of a baby to read your name, so thank you dildobaggins. LotR and The Hobbit are the best. And thank you for saying that! I like to pride myself on making Eddie's life a little more chaotic!" They said, propping their legs up on his lap and placing their hands on his face.

He huffed, biting one of their fingers gently until they pulled away. Edward raised an eyebrow, ruffling their hair and chuckling. Y/n gave him a dorky smile and blushed when he planted a kiss on their lips.

"Eh, I can handle you." He smirked.

dildobaggins: y/n, be honest, whats ur opinion on aragorn...?'

Y/n squealed when they read it, completely forgetting Edward was there. They sat up straight, clapping their hands. He looked at them, waiting for the Until Dawn game to start.

"Oh my GODDDD!! That man, oh boy, the things I'd let him do to me!? I don't think I can even say them on the stre-" They slowly turned to look at Edward.

He had an eyebrow raised, arms crossed over his chest. Y/n fell silent instantly, blushing deeply. The chat flooded with 'LMAOOO' or 'LOLLL' or 'THE AWKWARD SILENCE I CANTTTTT'. Things like that. Y/n smiled awkwardly at Edward.

"I mean...he's a cool character I guess. I love you, Eddie!"

"No, no, what would you let him do to you? It sounds very interesting." He challenged playfully.

"Uh, well, obviously...talk about...different...species of frogs. He seems like he likes frogs...y'know?" They said.

"Mhm, yeah. Chat, do you see this? Can you believe this?" He scoffed.

cheesemuffin: aragorn is a dilf tho its understandable

superdooper31: he looks like he could kill you in 27 different ways guys...how is that hot?

"It's hot because he's intimidating! Ugh! He's fucking daddy material. He looks like he could break my back in two very different ways and I am HERE for that." Y/n spat out, slapping their hand over their mouth immediately.

Edward let his mouth fall open, eyes wide with amusement as he looked at his partner. They both looked at each other, covering their mouths in shock. After a few seconds, they burst out in laughter. Edward, tears nearly forming in his eyes as he opened up his browser and looked up a picture of him. He made it visible to the whole stream

"This guy!? THIS GUY?!" He laughed.

"YES EDWARD! LEAVE ME ALONEEE!!!"

Edward bit his lip as he typed something in the browser.

portableshark: what r u looking up now dude?

"Uh, just seeing if they have any Halloween costumes for Aragorn..."

"EDWARD!" Y/n shouted playfully, hitting him on the shoulder.

"WHAT!?"

cheezit-pleezit: LMAO WHAT'S HAPPENING I WENT TO GET A DRINK LAMOAOAOAOA!?!!

purpleppleater: ed's gonna cosplay as aragorn during sexy time

stringbing12: this stream has gone into chaos

"Ok, I never said I was going to do that..." He trailed, turning to look at y/n.

"...unless you wa-"

"EDWARD NASHTON!"

"SORRY!"

~

[drewybear]

Oh gods, ur back.

SO BRO HOW WAS UR QUEST?!

Tell. me. Everything.

-- @x-pink-haired-devil-x

Okay, I will try to make it quick since believe it or not wifi in the underworld sucks ass.

So, firstly, Dad kicked me out of his palace so he'd be alone to plan a punishment for @zoeyhoeyisalive but he accidentally sent me to Camp Half-Blood instead of Camp Jupiter so I was stuck there having to explain to Dion- Mr. D what the music freak I was doing.

Then, he got an iris message that I am certain was from Zoey because he immediately ordered me to go to the First Nome in Egypt to steal some beer from Osiris. I didn't even know the First House was a thing.

I had to fight a bunch of criosphinxes and I saw a bird with a human head, which I am like 50% sure is supposed to be Ramses The Great's ghost.

I had to solve a shit ton of puzzles and deactivate a bunch of spells to enter a vault to steal it but it apparently alerted some security griffin??

To make things even more complicated, the fire mages thought I was trying to revive Osiris and host him because I was radiating demi-god magic or some shit and they wouldn't believe me when I said I was a child of Pluto because, surprise surprise, Osiris was also a god of the underworld.

I managed to outrun them but they lit my hair on fire (luckily i have plot armor and i am not bald) and cursed me as I shadow-travelled out.

[averagetmntfan]

Secret admirer<3

((a tbadm Au fic!))

NOTE: this is not just my au. It’s a collaboration with @mikey-rottmnt

Mugman Walked to his locker, her expression blander than butter on bread. Their enthusiasm was completely drained. He glanced at her history test with pity.

‘Great, another D minus. Dads gonna murder me! And I bet mr. Goody two shoes got another perfect score.’

He sighs, struggling to open her locker when-

“Heyy, tea kettle!” A familiar, irritating voice called out from behind. ‘Oh god. Not him. ANYONE BUT HIM!!’ Mugs turned slightly to his left, and just as he thought..

it was none other then Koi peach. His mortal enemy. Frenemy? None of them were really sure, actually. As far as mugs was concerned, koi was your typical Highschool jackass who was trying to get a reaction outta him. “whatcha up to, water head?” Koi casually leaned his arm on mugs head. “Opening my locker, dumbass.” They hissed, shoving off Koi’s bulky arm.

“jeez! Anger issues, much???” Koi teased, unknowingly pushing mugs to her breaking point. Finally, the locker opened!! Now this made our blue boy less sad. He hummed to herself, giving koi a shit eating grin. As they grabbed their textbook, a scrap piece of paper launched into his face.

“seriously? Who’s puts literal garbage in a-!” They pause. Her cheeks burned as he read the note. ‘Hi mugs! (God I hope this was the right lockers —.—) or should I say cutie? Ok sorry that was kinda corny, wasn’t it? Uh, anyway I’d like to say that ur rlly cool. I’ve seen some of ur artwork in class and I gotta say, you got serious talent dude!! Do u mind teaching me some time??’ huh. Weird..there no signature on it. It’s..anonymous! As if on que, mugs attention was drawn to the other scrap paper that was shoved into his locker. They pick it up and read the paper. Aw, it was a cute little pun!! How thoughtful!! He lets out a laugh of pity from the terrible joke. Curious, koi peek his head over mugs shoulder. “What’s that at the bottom????” He points and at the bottom of the paper,

in cursive,

it was signed.

‘Your secret admirer.❤️’

Yeah, this is actually a fic that’s in my story book!! And I guess this is lore??? Idk

But there will be more abt this in the future!!!

..h-hopefully-

[kidflashimpulse]

I have a question: Do you know if the series explains why Dr Dorado did not take his family to the United States? I am aware (as an Argentinian) that Eduardo and his father are a bit stereotyped but the choice for Mr. Dorado to leave his family in Argentina is a bit strange. Because otherwise, the only explanation I see is that his job was considered dangerous, so he decided to leave his family to prevent them from being hurt. (Sorry for coming straight to you with this question but I have a hyper fixation on Edu and you are the one I see the most in his tags 😅)

no worries i’m happy to answer edus my boy i love talking about him :D (lmfao my bad for practically spamming his tags 😭)

i like ur explanation ! i can see that being a reasoning, i mean we know that STAR labs is always involved in all sorts of stuff so …

the show has never given any particular reasoning for why Sr left his son with either his (or his wife’s) father (i.e Eds granddad). All we know is that Sr studied Zeta-beam tech for two decades and at some point moved to the US.

i don’t have one explanation set in stone, but here r some possible reasons he could’ve just went himself without his son (they’re not necessarily the most logical, just possibilities): either he felt like he didn’t want to remove his son from a place that he knows as home and had enough trust in the granddad being able to take care of him in the mean time. Considering Ed was young when his dad left, sometimes parents feel like they don’t want to remove them from an environment they feel comfortable with.

or if they would’ve moved, he’d either have to take the grandfather with them or possibly just leave him alone, which he maybe didn’t want to do and felt better leaving Edu behind with him too to give him company (doesn’t make it right but again parents can think like this sometimes). Also he might’ve thought sending money back to them might’ve been more fruitful than having the full family with him. Old people can feel very strongly about not wanting to leave their home behind.

Sometimes also with ppl who leave the country they don’t necessarily plan on just staying there, they return back (in this case to Argentina) frequently. And with the zeta tubes maybe this was something easy for Sr to do at first, but i can see this becoming less and less through the years (just something that i feel like can naturally happen especially with someone so consumed by his work like Ed Sr) and Ed grows more angry and pissed at his dad for being there less and less and that’s what prompts him to say fuck it and runaway to go to his dad.

Also we know that Eds mom is not in the picture (for unknown reasons, either leaving the family or because of death) so maybe Sr didn’t want to be around the place and people that might remind him of her as much and distance himself.

But I see this as unlikely cause despite all his shortcomings, Sr is shown to care very much about his son. I feel like a likely reasoning would’ve been something that started with good intentions but then through the years just didn’t work out as well as he hoped, prompting Ed to run away from home.

i also think something worth considering is he maybe felt the granddad would be able to take better care of Eduardo than him, because he knows how much work takes up his life and he wouldn’t want to be an absent father to a son who’s then alone most of the time in a new place and new environment. He might’ve reasoned to himself that it would’ve been better for Ed to stay home with his granddad who would be there when he needs him. And he would then try to visit when he can.

the logical thing would’ve been to take his family with him, but people often try to make things work out despite it not necessarily being the easiest or best solution.

so no the series doesn’t say anything about it, but i would sure be interested to know what reasoning they have :) thanks for the ask <3

[fortunatetragedy]

I am sliding into ur askbox,,, to hear more abt the mcs of the eldritch western trilogy,,,, they sound cool 🤠

I'm going to be completely normal about it and break it up into thirds so I can tell you about each of them separately. I need you to know if it wasn't for Sullivan the other two would kill each other lol.

Sullivan

Once I fleshed out The Situation he was in with Royston, this gif popped into my head:

So just imagine Sullivan doing this a lot when we talk about Royston.

inarguably the protagonist

100% knew he was The Hero when I started writing

(he is the Lawman forced to deal with a group of Call of Cthulhu investigators' fucking up their own storyline and ending up brainwashed and marching into the middle of nowhere to summon the end of the world you know normal Thursday night things)

(I know I just said he was the Hero but that's bc he, as an NPC in another story, ascended to become The Main Character)

(this is a theme in my fiction lately LOL)

didn't understand why he was so Lawful Good when I started writing bc like his backstory and military career and being around the sorts of people he was around once they got shipped to Kansas he would at least be less Lawful and less Good

like Hofer is True Neutral and Royston is Chaotic Evil. It's the world's shittiest tic tac toe win.

(I am using D&D Morality Alignment for shorthand. Sullivan's morals are pretty straightforward but they sometimes clash with what he's Supposed To Do, and Royston is objectively Chaotic and Evil but bc of his relationship with Sullivan, he behaves himself. IG I'm trying to say "relationships take work" with these two idiots.)

autistic roommate asked me if he was autistic and I, the author, who wrote him, was like "IDK, does he read like he is?" and she was like "YES."

so he made a lot more sense after draft 2

gay man in the 1800s = "confirmed bachelor"

achieved the rank of First Sergeant by sheer force of will; the brass put off every promotion he was eligible for and won't promote him a final time even though he's been in for 22 years and HAS A MEDAL OF HONOR FROM THE CIVIL WAR I ALWAYS FORGET THAT PART bc he isn't "politically savvy"

good at darts and chess

also sharpshooting, horseback riding, remembering obscure war tactics from the 6th century and applying them to social situations, always knowing what time it is, and not dying (permanently)

Hofer

Tell central casting to get me someone who can give young Costner. Esp with a receding hairline and dad gut.

that's right he gets his list before Royston because Royston is a villain in like half the Bad Ending routes

Sullivan's BFF

didn't exist before draft 3 (I started draft 1 in September 2023 and just finished draft 4 in March)

he's the one doomed by the narrative

his wife Clara is an obstetrician/midwife, they have 4.5 children (time loops are a bitch), and she is objectively cooler than he is

was a surgeon in Philadelphia before the American Civil War; he joined due to the proximity of the fighting to his family

the only loves greater than his family are Sullivan and coffee + cigarettes

I honestly can't say too much about him without going off on a tear about either the plot or how much he and Sullivan love each other in a platonic way that started as unrequited love bc Sullivan and Hofer have incompatible sexual orientations (Hofer is very heterosexual.)

Royston

Imagine the amount of rizz Adam Brody's character brought to "Ready or Not," along with the PTSD, patchy beard, foul mouth, and willingness to do the right thing only at the absolute last fucking second at great personal cost to himself, and you have a good mental picture of this idiot.

annoys me to no fucking end

I thought Hofer was the walking spoiler but no, it's this guy

Mr. "Gambles For Fun, Never Learned To Shoot a Gun, Doesn't Know How to Fucking Write, Pisses Off the Army, John Wicks an Entire Crime Family and Wonders Why the Father Puts a Hit Out on Him in Book 2" Ass

got an impressively high score on Hare's psychopathy checklist.

has a nemesis who has been stalking him across the continent for four years and he doesn't care bc if the dude ever tried anything he'd actually kill him

(dude does try something in this chapter lol)

lies to everyone but Sullivan to include the author

had me ready to throw him into a transdimensional rift at the end of the third draft

they have a consummate romantic partnership and yet he and Sullivan are effectively protag/antag bc Royston is a fucking chaos gremlin who keeps making Sullivan's job harder

they have to do so much work to be a couple but every time I come along like "OK time to say goodnight one of you has to go in the meat grinder" they pull this "no I'm going with him" bullshit that makes me feel like Alan Wake when Saga Anderson started yelling at him for fucking with real people's lives

the actual reason there's a time loop and I now have to write my outlines like I'm writing the script to an interactive fiction novel bc this crazy asshole leaves a Royston-shaped cloud of dust behind whenever anything plot-related happens it's like having your ADHD little brother at D&D night except he's 45 years old and a former assassin

So yeah two of them are cool one of them sounds cool on paper and is the actual worst. He's my son and I love him even if sometimes I kill him repeatedly, on the page, bc how else is he gonna learn? He's a visual learner~

I could keep going LOL. These characters make me crazier than I already am. Thank you so much for the ask <3

[percyluvr]

percy x dionysus reader?

percy jackson x child of dionysus!reader summary: you enjoy a quiet picnic with your boyfriend wc: 589

Deep in the forest surrounding Camp Half-Blood, you'd set up a beautiful picnic for you and your boyfriend, Percy Jackson. Being a child of Dionysus, your skills in the kitchen were unmatched. You'd perfectly paired the picnic with drinks, a tiny bit of wine included, which you'd had to work extremely hard to get your dad to allow you to drink, especially on camp grounds with Percy Jackson, or 'Peter Johnson' as your dad had called him in the middle of his tangent about you taking wine to share with 'Peter Johnson' without offering to share any with your poor father who couldn't get his own wine.

You'd picked out a beautiful dark purple blanket that one of your siblings had and a black picnic basket. You'd made an assortment of foods, making sure to include blue foods because you knew how much it would mean to Percy. 

Now, you and Percy were walking hand in hand through the woods. You were practically bouncing up and down with anticipation to know how he would react. Typically, you and Percy would go to parties that your cabin or the Aphrodite cabin hosted, which could get pretty crazy. You two had never really had a calm date, and when you did try, there was usually some demigod problem that got into the way. You were just praying to your father especially that nothing at camp would get in the way of your date this time.

When you arrived at the spot for your picnic, Percy's eyes widened at the beautiful purple fairy lights that your siblings helped you string across the trees. His eyes landed on the carefully laid out picnic and you could see the excitement in his eyes. 

"I can't believe you would take the time to do this for me!" He said, picking you up and spinning you around.

"Of course Perce, why wouldn't I want to do something for my sweet and amazing boyfriend?" You said, thoroughly pleased at his reaction.

"Well, when you put it that way, I suppose there isn't a reason you wouldn't want to," he joked, putting you down but still grasping your hand, and walked with you over to the picnic. The two of you sat down on the soft velvet of the blanket and he started going through the basket.

When he caught sight of the bottle of wine, his seagreen eyes widened. 

"There's no way Mr. D let you take this, especially not to share with me."

"Oh trust me, you don't even want to hear how I convinced him to let me take just this one bottle," you said with a laugh.

He leaned over to you and left a soft kiss on your lips, and the two of you continued to unpack the picnic. You spent the rest of the day cuddled up and enjoying each other's presence, looking up at the clouds, and later into the night, the stars. 

That was, until your dad appeared out of nowhere and threatened to wrap vines around Percy and leave him there if you weren't returned to the big house in 10 minutes. You laughed in response, but could sense that Percy didn't find it nearly as funny. You ruffled his black hair, telling him that your dad probably wouldn't ever actually do that, which in all honesty probably didn't help at all.

On the way back to the cabins, Percy and you shared numerous kisses, and you definitely were not back in 10 minutes, much to your father's annoyance.

a/n: i saw somewhere that dionysus kids would be good at cooking and could pair any food with the perfect wine & i just thought that was such a cute hc and i totally agree! also to anon i hope this was acceptable for ur request <3

[bookwormofmanyfandoms]

I was looking forward to watching Chiron and Grover gaslight Percy into thinking that there was no Mrs Dodds but I was not prepared for Mr. D to try, and almost succeed, to convince Percy that he was his dad. I wonder how many times he’s done that before….

New, freshly arrived demigod: um hi, who are u and where am I?

Mr d: *rubs his hands together* ahh yes I am ur father and I need u to pass me that delicious Argiano Brunelleschi di Montalcino on that table and I won’t return u via Hermes same day delivery ok?

[tokillamockingbird427]

hey katar again ! its random anon (now 🎧 anon because everyones random ^^) :)

after saying ill ask more asks in the future (in hopes of stepping out of my poor and very depressing comfort zone.), i have a very questionable “what if” hc i would love to share; merrick beardless. not cleanly shaven, i wont put the man under THAT much misery than i would like to but, its a very big difference to which even logan would gasp audibly. (i also hc he’s selectively mute, which was not mention at all last ask until i read ur response… shame on me.)

now, heres my perspective of how this could go, feel free to add on !;

1) the poor man is going undercover(alone or with other ghosts, ill leave that up to you.) mainly because merrick has a terrible sense of style and those who are close to him will probably recognize him from afar(inspired by your hc of who in the ghosts has the best/worst sense of style from a while ago, which i also agree with :)). but, the beard gives it away if you really see who the hell it is, so, he (regrettably) shaves the beard off to his demise. tears were shed, and not only from merrick. (a comment of merrick looking like mr.clean but with more facial hair was definitely made by someone.)

2) he got shaven because somebody decided to get revenge. (this parts completely up to you :D) Poor guy probably was in such a bad mood, and the comments did NOT help. hesh was probably the main one bullying poor merrick, along with keegan and kick, with neptune making a few comments and logan snickering and almost bursting out laughing everytime he sees merrick.(would be an accomplishment but in this situation…no.) if merrick was getting bullied before this, its fucking hell now.

anyways, thats the end of this ask ! its a little long like my previous ones which i apologize about. maybe even id even share another ask one of these days about another victim caught in my thoughts. :)

—🎧 anon

Good on you for stepping out of your comfort zone! Pleased that you decided I was a good first step lol. And neat sign off! 🎧!

"Not cleanly shaven" But imagine, hairless mole rat Merrick... A horrible reality in which he doesn't have that carpet of hair on his chest. Or arms. Or legs. Or his █████ (Explicit material censored)

Logan audibly gasping has me cackling. Bro never makes a noise, vocal or otherwise, but a beardless Merrick is literally so shocking he can't help it. Just slips out. GASP!

Okay okay, you say undercover, I say undercover too... but how fucking funny would it be if he had to be a dad to one of the other Ghosts? He'd be so done. "If you do not come by the dad instincts naturally you will be provided with them." and the Ghosts being the absolute shits they are (Because *all* of them are little shits.) would 100% be snuggling up to their "dad" at any given opportunity and making jabs about the missing face fuzz. "Oh yeah, he's been told he should grow a beard out, but idk I'm just so used to his face as-is. Been like that allllll my life." "Mom said I pulled all his face hair out as a kid, hasn't grown back since." "Some people say he looks like Mr. Clean, I think that's mean. I think he looks more like Lex Luthor." "Dad with a beard? Oh never. I don't think he can grow one!" Meanwhile Merrick just has to grin and bear it. Poor fuckin guy lmaooooo.

He gets his face shaved due to a bet he lost very sorely. As apart of the bet all the Ghosts get to shave one swipe off his face. (They all ganged up on him for this bet, hence the loss. I like giving Merrick a bit of a big ego, which is mostly harmless... to everyone but himself. Lol.) They all rip into him during the Shavening, which they have made an incredibly big deal, and while Merrick would like nothing more than to melt into the floor he's stubborn as a mule and refuses to back down or beg for mercy. (Which would not be given anyways.) It remains infamous in their history for years to come... mostly because Merrick concocted the most wild heist-esqe plan to get back at each and every one of the sorry fuckers who crossed him. A plan even Rorke can't rival! So good in fact, that I cannot even describe it to you. (Cheap cop out LMAO)

Please feel free to send more asks, ones even longer than this one, and don't apologize. I love seeing what other people come up with, and you are no exception, okay?

I eagerly wait another one of your asks in my inbox! :D

[vendetta-if]

Hello! I just found ur game today and i finished reading the demo <3 I LOVE IT AAAAAA here's the list of things i like:

1) Ash. ????? He's so sweet help?!?!?! I LOVE HIM. Dear ash u have successfully own my heart, u have them wrapped in ur pretty fingers the second page u appear

2) Dad, I love you w/ all my cold dead heart<3 DAD?! DAD!!! DON'T DIE PLS DAAAAAD NOOOOOOO tHE ANGST HELP ME I'm so sad now :( pls i need a snippet w/ happy moments to heal from this trauma :')

3) Uncle Luka strides across the lobby as if he owns the place. Oh wait, he does.

AHAHAHHAHAHA I'M DYING uncle i love you too :'D

4) Mom, respectfully, 🖕🏻

5) Also, mr. Takashi u r freaking me out a lil bit...... you're uh.... A little bit uhh... creepy...?

6) Well, actually, he has the bad habit of blinking in near someone without any warning and scaring the shit out of them.

😂Uncle u r my soulmate

7) oh no, there's rin!..... and they stole my heart too! What do i do?!??...... haaaaaaaaaa

8) oh god the fighting scenes are so cool!!?! perfercto<3 oh mc is so cool. I'm so glad we can be cool<3 hehe

9) awww yeah my first kill! Scratch that, it's five!!! I killed five people yall!

10) oh my god please stop flirting right in front of us! You guys r cute, really but gods,

Alright, that's already too much detail about your uncle's sex life for tonight.

Not for tonight yo, for ever.

11) #the reason why i killed 5 ppl bcz i rlly rlly don't want to disappoint uncle & grandpa help #cuz mc is morally dubious/grey character, yay? yay!

.... Hmmmmmmmm oh lastly!!!!!

Thank you so much for creating this

glorious✨

Magnificent, beautiful, absolutely trophy worthy game! I love it so much mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh! I i love all the characters (oh they have so much life!) I love the fighting scenes (superpower badass?! Count me in!) I love how we can choose revenge as our main goal (f u distorted voice person. I will hunt u down to the ends of the earth. And I'll take everything u ever hold value, then let you live, cause life can be ur greatest blessing or ur cruelest nightmare, and I'll make sure you'll never have a peaceful dream for the rest of your counting days.), i love the family dynamics <3, i love how ur game can make me feel (oh the moral dilemma.... i almost almost let the cop live... but what abot uncle+grandpa disappointment?!?! I-i can't live with that! So off with ur head lil hypocrite police officer man!)

....sorry that's another paragraph......... I'll uh I'll stop now.... heheh... Sorry again if this bothers you, i won't send it again if it is.... :')

Okay! Have a good day/night/life dear author <3! Here have a 🍰🍩🎠 to light up ur time! Adios~

Aww thank you so much for the kind words 🥰 And don’t worry! I love reading these little snippets of comments on sections of the demo! 😁

Ash is only sweet for MC and Luka for now, of course ☺️ They’re mostly prickly and abrasive towards other people 😆

And yes 😭 Viktor… He’s such a good and loving dad 🥺 In case you haven’t read it yet, I recently released one of the Patreon side stories for public in celebration of hitting the 2K followers here! Here’s the link to the story! It’s a wholesome and fluffy side story, so hopefully it’ll help you recover from the angst 😆 I also have another 2-part side story from Viktor’s POV on my Patreon 😄

Please forgive Takashi, he’s just still a bit heartbroken about Viktor 😔 He’s usually a (pretty deadly and ruthless) himbo 😄 And glad you’re loving Luka as well 😂 He sometimes takes too much liberty with his teleporting/blinking ability 😆

It is indeed hard to not get charmed by Rin 😩 You might not have to choose between Ash and Rin 😉 (And yes guys, Ash and Rin poly is currently planned although might not get implemented right away yet since I’ll need some additional planning to accommodate it).

And yes, gotta make MC fight with style, you know? 😂 Gotta be cool and all, like Luka. Also, I’m a bit touched that your MC agreed to kill 5 people to make Grandpa and Luka proud 🥺 They would most certainly be happy to hear about it later on 😉

🤣 Luka agrees with your sentiment that it’s enough detail about his sex life for the entirety of MC’s life 😆

Ooh this is the second time I’ve seen someone wanting to let the killer live but not out of compassion and forgiveness, but to make them suffer even more 🤔 Interesting…

And wholesome family dynamics is just my weakness 😭 I have to include it in my first ever IF.

MC’s close bonds with Luka and Ash and Grandpa might be one of the little things left that MC really holds on to after the death of their dad, their mother figure (Cara), and their grandma. And loyalty to their remaining family is one of the core cornerstones that all MCs will share with one another no matter what.

I’ve always seen close family bonds between the Morozovs to be one of their most defining characteristics and strengths (and also weakness at the same time).

It’s the reason that Viktor couldn’t cleanly leave his past behind and sever Luka and Cara completely out of his (and MC’s) life after he ran away.

But at the same time, it’s also the reason MC survives the attack and is able to grow up to become the person they are today, loved, cared for, sheltered, and protected from the harsh underground world by combined efforts from Grandpa, Luka, and Ash.

This will also be the reason that Vigilante and Superhero MC won’t be able to turn against their own family. And the reason Luka and Grandpa and Ash wouldn’t leave MC behind and abandon them even when they chose those paths for themself.

[clementine-side-blog]

Streaming Blurb - E.N

Little blurb of what I imagine it would be like for Edward Nashton to be a streamer on twitch and y/n being in the back of all of them.

~Read Below Cut~

~

"Ok, so we're getting pretty close to our goal for the charity. That's awesome, guys! Thank you for all of your donations, seriously. This is all going to Gotham General Hospital." Edward explained.

superdooper31: let's fucking gooooo

portableshark: HELL YEAH!

Edward read the chat with a huge smile on his face. After causing terror on Gotham, it felt nice to do some good. After he got out of Arkham Hospital, he wanted to change. Especially since he was dating y/n. Speaking of y/n...

angel-wings: if we meet the goal I'll make him dress like a woman for the next stream <3

cheesemuffin: WHAT!?

purpleppleater: QUICK DONATE ALL YOUR SAVINGS GUYS!!! IT'S A GOOD CAUSE!!! WE NEED THIS!

"Woah, hold on. When did I agree to this, y/n?" He asked, raising an eyebrow.

angel-wings: you didn't.

"Ok, so then I'm not doing it." He challenged.

angel-wings: :(

stringbing12: you broke their heart D: how rude

portableshark: evilllllll!!!!!1 >:(

"No. I'm not doing that!" Edward huffed.

angel-wings: :( eddieeee

"...fine."

angel-wings: fuck yeah, ur gonna look so skimpy and slutty when I'm done with you.

portableshark: LMAO I'M EXCITED CMON GUUYS DONATEEEE HAAHHHAHAHHA

cheezit-pleezit: DONATING RN I'VE BEEN SAVING MONEY FOR A MOMENT LIKE THIS!!!!!!!

"Oh shit."

'cheezit-pleezit donated $200!!!!'

'I'm expecting padding in the bra. We will not make this easy for you, father.😈'

Edward groaned, faceplanting on his desk. Curse y/n for saying anything. Curse him for agreeing to it. Curse the $200 donation. Of course, it was all going to the hospital, which was a good thing. But, now he had to dress up like a fashion model for the next stream. Son of a bitch.

"Thank you for the...very...generous donation cheezit..." He mumbled into his desk.

portableshark: we've broken him

tootyfrootybooty: someone give dad a factory reset stat

angel-wings: i'm omw <3

Just like they said, y/n went into the room after a few seconds. Edward looked up, a pitiful frown on his face. Y/n giggled, walking up to him and planting a kiss on his head. He groaned, wrapping an arm around their waist as he looked at the chat.

superdooper31: you guys are our parents <3

stringbing12: we apologize for what you will have to do father ಥ_ಥ

"No, it's alright guys. I'm just glad we raised a lot of money. I am pretty scared about what y/n is going to do to me though..." He said.

"Oh, I'm going to make you a full blown woman, Edward." They giggled.

"Can you at least make me a pretty one?" He frowned.

"You'll be the next Mrs. America." Y/n smiled.

"Fuck yeah. Guys, when the next stream comes up, try to contain yourselves ok? I know it'll be hard to see all of 'this' in a tight dress, but do your best." He winked.

cheesemuffin: this will be the best thing to happen since we got our independence. it will be in history books.

purpleppleater: put him on drag race.

"That'd be fucking awesome. But, they'd eat him alive on there guys. He wouldn't survive."

"I-...no...you're right." He sighed.

Y/n giggled, giving him a kiss on the cheek. He smiled, grabbing a chair next to him and motioning for y/n to sit in it. Obliging, they sat down and Edward held their hand as he looked for the game he was going to play. The chat filled with comments about how cute the couple was. It made y/n smile wide.

"Alright, let's move on from the previous conversation. So y/n actually suggested that we play Until Dawn. I haven't played it yet, YES I know it's been out for a while, but they have played it. So, they'll probably make fun of how I play. I know you guys love when they do that." He chuckled, starting up the game and streaming it.

bozofromspace: dude let's gooooo this is gonna be great

'dildobaggins donated $20!!!!'

'y/n is like a stray cat that just kinda roams around and occasionally knocks things over and causes chaos during your streams. it's the the best thing. i live for it.'

Edward looked at the username and bit back a laugh. He looked at y/n, motioning for them to look too. When they did, they giggled and gave a thumbs up.

"Edward's too much of a baby to read your name, so thank you dildobaggins. LotR and The Hobbit are the best. And thank you for saying that! I like to pride myself on making Eddie's life a little more chaotic!" They said, propping their legs up on his lap and placing their hands on his face.

He huffed, biting one of their fingers gently until they pulled away. Edward raised an eyebrow, ruffling their hair and chuckling. Y/n gave him a dorky smile and blushed when he planted a kiss on their lips.

"Eh, I can handle you." He smirked.

dildobaggins: y/n, be honest, whats ur opinion on aragorn...?'

Y/n squealed when they read it, completely forgetting Edward was there. They sat up straight, clapping their hands. He looked at them, waiting for the Until Dawn game to start.

"Oh my GODDDD!! That man, oh boy, the things I'd let him do to me!? I don't think I can even say them on the stre-" They slowly turned to look at Edward.

He had an eyebrow raised, arms crossed over his chest. Y/n fell silent instantly, blushing deeply. The chat flooded with 'LMAOOO' or 'LOLLL' or 'THE AWKWARD SILENCE I CANTTTTT'. Things like that. Y/n smiled awkwardly at Edward.

"I mean...he's a cool character I guess. I love you, Eddie!"

"No, no, what would you let him do to you? It sounds very interesting." He challenged playfully.

"Uh, well, obviously...talk about...different...species of frogs. He seems like he likes frogs...y'know?" They said.

"Mhm, yeah. Chat, do you see this? Can you believe this?" He scoffed.

cheesemuffin: aragorn is a dilf tho its understandable

superdooper31: he looks like he could kill you in 27 different ways guys...how is that hot?

"It's hot because he's intimidating! Ugh! He's fucking daddy material. He looks like he could break my back in two very different ways and I am HERE for that." Y/n spat out, slapping their hand over their mouth immediately.

Edward let his mouth fall open, eyes wide with amusement as he looked at his partner. They both looked at each other, covering their mouths in shock. After a few seconds, they burst out in laughter. Edward, tears nearly forming in his eyes as he opened up his browser and looked up a picture of him. He made it visible to the whole stream

"This guy!? THIS GUY?!" He laughed.

"YES EDWARD! LEAVE ME ALONEEE!!!"

Edward bit his lip as he typed something in the browser.

portableshark: what r u looking up now dude?

"Uh, just seeing if they have any Halloween costumes for Aragorn..."

"EDWARD!" Y/n shouted playfully, hitting him on the shoulder.

"WHAT!?"

cheezit-pleezit: LMAO WHAT'S HAPPENING I WENT TO GET A DRINK LAMOAOAOAOA!?!!

purpleppleater: ed's gonna cosplay as aragorn during sexy time

stringbing12: this stream has gone into chaos

"Ok, I never said I was going to do that..." He trailed, turning to look at y/n.

"...unless you wa-"

"EDWARD NASHTON!"

"SORRY!"

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