#no wifi game

[wry-and-erring-stimmer]

no connection dino game

[thebibliosphere]

I feel like I've complained about Tim's email situation in Gotham Knights before (edit: I have), but the truth of it is just so funny.

He's signed up for so many podcasts, video game streamers, and random news alerts; it's just a constant barrage of data going straight into his constantly whirring brain. Hell, he even floats the idea of the Batfamily having their own podcast as a way to correct misinformation about them (which Jason shoots down instantly), and it's made me realize something.

Timothy Drake would be a YouTuber.

In this universe specifically, Timothy Jackson Drake, the heir to Drake Industries and the foster son of the late Bruce Wayne would be a YouTuber.

Think about it. It'd be the perfect cover. Who would ever suspect that some 16-year-old nepo baby with a YouTube channel could ever be Red Robin? You'd have to be mad. I mean, look at him.

Red Robin just dropped out of literal thin air and garotted someone four times his size, and you expect anyone to believe that's the same kid who does 24-hour Minecraft charity streams and occasionally drops 6-hour video essays (his last one was on Lex Luthor's illegal bit mining operation on the moon)?

That kid?

You think that kid is Red Robin?

Ch'yah, okay, sure. And the Joker is funny 🤡.

[aj-artjunkyard]

I think even funnier than Anakin being a Big War Hero is if he was like. The Temple’s resident tech guy. Cal or Kanan find out who Darth Vader is and they’re like ‘the guy who reset my password???’

[baddingtonbitch]

while i agree wholeheartedly with the general anti-subscription sentiment, the way people talk as if CDs, DVDs, blurays and physical video games just don't exist anymore makes me feel insane. make an ebay account. congratulations you now have more access to buying physical copies of media than the average person ever had in whatever time period you're pining for, at prices they could have only dreamed of. recent or vintage, pre-owned or brand new, it's literally all out there. it's not as instantaneous as streaming and it's not as free as piracy but physical media never was. and if you can't have it mailed or even remailed to your current location for whatever reason, it's not like that was easier in previous decades. my childhood blockbuster rat self couldn't have imagined the access, variety and affordability of physical media right now. it's surreal to feel like i'm witnessing a movie geek golden age and still hearing people sigh like physical media has been outlawed.

[buglaur]

this is kit, please commission some art from them on social bunny 🙏

[front-facing-pokemon]

[mintcaramelhazel]

Legend says that for a brief period of time, Penny had a TV at the Hard Deck.

She installed it because Sarah suggested it as Admiral Tom Kazansky was going to appear at Congress and they were going to televise the intervention.

It was very convenient because Mav was gone with Ice and the Dagger Squad was left behind sad. They were hoping to support his new dad, but the Navy need them in Miramar. And, somehow, Warlock convinced Cyclone to give them some time off to follow Icemans intervention.

So, the Dagger Squad found themselves w Solomon and Beau (bc they were out in the wild and not at work) watching how the congress “worked” and admiring the pose and grace of their Admiral.

Until...

Well, it wasn't exactly Bradley's fault, and neither was Jake’s. But one thing led to another and there was some competition involved and some backhanded comments about some members of Congress and...

They took a shot every time that:

Any member of congress asked a stupid question

Iceman made any person rethink what they were going to say with just a glare

Make someone stutter, etc

There were more rules but thirty minutes in they had to amend the list as they were getting too wasted and Cyclone was threatening to fight personally anyone who dared to disrespect his Admiral.

By the time the intervention finished, Penny had cut them the alcohol and she was threatening to ban the entrance to her local. Cyclone had to take care of the bill. Warlock tried to charm Penny to get them of the hook and the daggers...

They never had a clear idea of how they managed to get back to their accommodations. But Amelia got richer that day, taking advantage of her new driver's licence and Bradley’s Bronco to drive off the affected aviators.

The TV disappeared after that and nobody questioned it.

[mango-sideburns]

My fav thing about TAZ is that any aspect out of context sounds fucking bonkers.

Like, in the balance finale there's a scene in which Garfield (who is very specifically never described visually bc most people imagine him as like. The Lasagna Cat. Who in this universe is the most powerful warlock in the realm and also has a hobby of cloning people, which is great for the one character that got forced into haunting a mannequin) is summoned by an alien spaceship that runs on the power of friendship so he could beat up some flashing balls. In D&D.

And that was just. Such a normal scene in the narrative. No one blinked an eye. I would like to bow down to Griffins clear unmatched talent for making me feel such big emotions over ridiculous shit like a goddamned umbrella or a regular ass pair of jeans or the idea of a taco recipe.

[hammill-goes-fogwalking]

yoo thank you @ginkgo-a-go-go for the tag 🤎

top five favorite music artists

The Beatles

The Doors

Deep Purple

Van der Graaf Generator

Cream or Led Zeppelin both equally <33

tagging some closer friends- @shamanbluesss @ifyouwanttothenletsgo @death-by-mercury @mayplantstarrwaters @probably-not-mig @milkyway-ashes @lil-melody @boilmynoodles

[micarxena]

Break time

: my brain is plagued with the idea of Mhin and Vere being forced to work together under threat of the senobium

[theunseelieif]

The Patreon release for The Unseelie is here! Available to play here now.

The public release is scheduled for July 2nd!

Return home to Nipa Beach for the summer from college...and discover far more than you ever wanted to.

🌊 Meet your mother and old friends.

🌊 Try and fail to deal with your grief.

🌊 Meet a very adorable yellow tabby cat named Waffles and a loveable german shepherd named Luna!

🌊 Decide your past relationships. Did you have a partner that was tragically taken from you too soon? Or were you entangled in a now-failed friends-with-benefits relationship that's bitter with regret? Or neither!

This is the first part of Chapter One: The Beginning of the End. It currently sits at around 13,800 words. 

As always, if you come across any errors or typos, feel free to send me some screenshots!

[tmgstudios]

make some noise season 2 is already Everything i ever wanted. go watch it Right Now

[katnissandpeetamellark]

Personally, I giggle every time I read Coriolanus in his mind bitching about potentially having to build a roof

[titsthedamnseason]

it’s time to play the surprise song game for cincy n2!! 🥳 we’re in kind of a lag rn in terms of winners so i’m wishing everyone extra luck tonight! as usual just drop your guesses in the tags / replies and if you’re right i’ll give you a shoutout 🫶

my guesses are superman (a girl can dream) and and dorothea

[genshin-impact-updates]

Lynette: Elegance in the Shadows — "Ow... that hurts my ears."

Hello, Travelers~ Today, we will be introducing a new character, Lynette! Taciturn and reserved, the emotions of this magic assistant are as inscrutable as a cat's. Let's get to know her together!

[The GIFs demonstrating Lynette's Normal Attack, Elemental Skill, and Elemental Burst were too large to post to Tumblr. Check the original article here to see them.]

[teaghouls]

I love this game fr