#no you don't understand

[theyaremycrocsyoudonut]

Me when Mickey is being a huge asshole to everyone else: Fuck yeah rock on dude

Me when anyone else is being an asshole to Mickey: MY SWEET INNOCENT CHILD GET BEHIND ME. HOW DARE YOU HURT HIM YOU TRASHCAN WITH LEGS HE'S JUST A BABYYYY

[thebibliosphere]

I just got access to Tumblr Patio, and oh, oh. It's like Tweet Deck but for Tumblr.

I... I actually kind of like it. I can see my activity and reply to people way easier and oh. OH.

I can customize it to see my DMs. OH MY GOD, I CAN READ MY DM'S WITHOUT THE LITTLE POP-UP THING BREAKING. AAAH, FINALLY

[fruity-phrog]

I don't know which part of this line is the funniest bit to me - the fact that it was Bubblegum's yaoi counterpart that got to say it, the fact that Adventure Time canonically referenced SpongeBob, the deadpanned emotionless way he said it, the fact that I knew gay shit would happen the second I saw Scarab's Pose or the fact that it happened in the first place. Either way, great job all around guys. You had me literally on the floor. Literally.

[ghost-in-the-corner]

Harrison Ford and Ke Huy Quan at the 2023 Academy Awards

[69-toojay]

I think that particular era of lawlight when they were both fake dating each other to each further their own interests should have lasted into perpetuity without yielding any lasting results in the original goal for either party until they're ten years into a marriage with a baby daughter being like if he refuses to drop her off at her recital he's DEFINITELY KIRA

[burrowjoe]

JOE BURROW BAL @ CIN | January 8, 2023

[unormalbibi]

In my head. I do everything right

but it's just a Supercut of us.

[neil-perrys-suicidal-tendencies]

I think people don't understand how much I am into dead poets society.

Its not love, no

Its consumption.

That movie has swallowed me whole and taken over my life. It has become the default thought at any moment in the day, the default dream, the default conversation.

If you think you are obsessed with a piece of media, wait till it consumes you.

Wait till it overtakes your flesh and all that's left of you are wet regurgitated bones.

Because dead poets society has ingested me and now there is no going back. Like a hole in your heart, it'll only grow and grow until it pierces your chest and leaves you dead with blood pooling around your lifeless corpse.

[topnotchquark]

I was just going to make a throwaway comment about the fact that Luca is better dressed to Vale's daughter's baptism than Vale himself but then while looking for the picture, I found this article. Turns out Luca is Giulietta's Godfather 🥲

[undedkat]

My emotions bind Van. My caring for him. My belief in him. Because I... Because I love Van

[takaraphoenix]

Do you understand the absolutely insane feelings I am experiencing as a SaguKaiShin shipper, I am feeling feral and vindicated and unhinged--

[samijey]

This little moment right here ruined my entire day - Jey avoiding eye contact with Roman, then visibly gulping before sneaking a glance at Sami, who has moved slightly so that the camera is perfectly framing him between the other two. Jey finally meeting Roman's eyes yet immediately looking away at the same time as Sami's knowing smile vanishes in the background, I just !!!

[s-lycopersicum]

Christ, the way my brain immediately clicked in place and remembered how to do everything in the editor and stuff...

[ghostinthegallery]

Me (then, foolish, unenlightened): I don't understand shipping two characters who have never met in canon, I mean what is there to even go off of?

Me (now, wiser, cursed with knowledge): I need Anrakyr the Traveler and Thaszar the Invincible to make out right this second or I will explode

[warningsine]

[kennedysharper]

he's looking good GOOD!!!