#nooooooo!!!! :(

[keira-draws]

i spent over 6 1/2 hours watching bruce campbell/evil dead stuff today...someone needs to sedate me

[malicemizer]

Preparing myself for the likelihood that I’m going to have to check out at a different register today

[rabbitsfrommars]

ITS HAPPENING AGAIN

[hinamie]

unconditionally

[ghosted-jazz]

I am not immune to this car salesman fairy and his traumaised iPad kid

[hiekka]

he would be so mortified to realize. or weirdly stoic but I think genuinely mortified is more likely

[b0tster]

I LEDT MY WITCH HAT aT THW BAR

[manicpixiedreamygirl]

Neil and Katlyn problably look at each other from time to time and go "OMG, This person has the worst taste in man under the sun😭😭😭"

And then their men are literally twins

[scramratz]

OVERCOOKED MY BRISKET

im really gonna do it this time.

[lloydskywalkers]

finished season 2 part 1

[ryllen]

color coded affection

[hey-hey-j]

this started out as me wanting to expand on that headcanon post from yesterday about Bruce and Brandy getting caught hopelessly off guard with their first egg and then it quickly evolved into me getting all emotional about Bruce realizing he's finally at a point where he's happy and healthy enough to even carry an egg in the first place and I aaahhh....

(★ my Kofi)

[wolfythewitch]

Wait twin as in you guys are similar, or twin twins?

(Sorry if this sounds dumb)

As in the day I was born my mother was given the choice of which baby to take out of the womb first and she chose my brother because we live in a society run by MEN

[killlerfang1]

Spider dump

[phoenixcatch7]

Okay but it's super interesting how

Din = Power = Ganondorf

Naryu = Wisdom = Zelda

Farore = Courage = Link.

Because Din, in the hylian creation myth, created the physical world. Naryu then created the laws - gravity, time, etc. And Farore finally created life - plants and people.

Din created the body, naryu the mind, Farore the soul.

And the triforce and its wielders so perfectly reflect that.

Ganon is physical power, he is big and intimidating and he breaks things. He is cunning and determined, but that's not what he focuses on. He is might makes right.

Zelda is wisdom and cleverness. She is stall tactics and information and team work. She is a powerful mage with a spine of steel, but that's not how she'll win. She is the pen being mightier than the sword.

Link is courage and persistence. He is the wild card sneaking behind enemy ranks, always moving, plunging into terrifying situations head first. He's a phenomenal fighter with a keen wit, but that's not what will get him through his challenges. He is bravery not being the absence of fear but the triumph over it.

They sit in perfect parallels to each other.

And ganon is reborn through his body - his resurrection is immortality. No matter how low he is cast, as long as he has a body he can claw his way back. He can cling to his power, build it ever higher.

Zelda is reborn through the magic of her bloodline. It's the accumulated knowledge handed down for generations, the unique power she must master, the skills she must develop to survive and get her kingdom out the other side intact. Even her name, the knowledge of herself, is handed down from all the way from the very first. Her ancestors knowledge of her future presence, her stability, is what gives her the edge.

Link is reborn in spirit. He is not bound by flesh or blood. Just like his wanderlust soul he can reappear in any time or place. His variation, his unpredictability, is exactly how he fights. It's what makes him so hard to pin down.

Ganons need to build strength means he can't chase after link. Links impulsiveness means zelda can outwit him. Zeldas stationary predictability means she's an easy target for ganon.

But the other direction?

Fire melts ice, ice redirects lightning, lightning burns fire.

And that's the very essence of the triforce.

[normalbirb]

Having adhd is like being stuck in rooms with no exits and then told by neurotypicals i should have just done like them and walked through a door