percy: *traumatised, mental breakdown, his situationship got stabbed, now he has to face his feelings, his enemies know his biggest weakness, worried about war, worried about prophecy, worried about his soul getting reaped, losing friends by the minute, his situationship got stabbed, now he has to face his feelings, everything's crumbling*
annabeth: *who got stabbed* you look cute when you're worried 😏🤪
POV: You’re very gay and problematic older men (affectionate) keep distracting you from the very pressing issue of figuring out how not to die from the problematic older man (derogatory) living on the experimental biochip in your head.
(I know River is not that much older than V probably but ssshhh, it counts)