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madmanwonder · 6 months
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Jaune is working out with Elm and Nora... when Nora "accidentally" drops the weights close to Elm's feet. However they pretend that it did land on it just so they can pretend that Elm's feet hurts. Which means someone will need to carry her. A strong blonde man that can carry her bridal style... and to stay at her room just in case that she needs him. Best wingwoman ever.
(Romance)
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Jaune was working out with Nora and Elm when…
Elm: Shit!
Jaune stopped his workout and looked over to see Elm holding her injured feet.
Jaune: *Concern* Are you alright, Elm?
Nora looked at Elm and back to Jaune.
Nora: I think you need to carry her in bridal carry and take care of her in her room specifically.
Jaune looked unsure but didn’t argue with Nora as he moved forward and lifted up the beautiful amazonian of a woman in a bridal style carry to her room in order to take care of the ace specialist…
…unaware that Nora was giving a double thumb up towards the blushing but grinning Elm.
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howlingday · 8 months
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The Perfect GM
Jaune: (GM) It's been several weeks since you've arrived in this dark cave. You've been mostly alone, but this is your element. These harsh conditions have made you into the most adaptable creature in these lands. Sexy, wet, and fully aware of these facts, it is only a matter of time before you reach your destination.
Jaune: Suddenly, you happen upon a slumbering dragon, deep in the cave-
Tyrian: (Rogue) I attempt to fuck it!
Jaune: You what?
Tyrian: I attempt to-
Jaune: I heard you the first time, it's just... Why?!
Tyrian: I don't discriminate.
Jaune: Uh... Why? The dragon could help you!
Tyrian: Oh, it can still help me. But only after I fuck it~!
Weiss: (Bard) Hm, seduction to improve our odds of success. A solid strategy. I play my lute to set the mood.
Jaune: Weiss, please don't entertain the idea. Besides, he still has to roll.
Tyrian: ...Natural 20~.
Jaune: Oh, come on!
Tyrian: OH~!
Jaune: Fine, you fuck the dragon. Are you happy?
Tyrian: Best three seconds of my life~.
Nora: (Barbarian) Three seconds?! Wow. Teach me your ways, oh, grandmaster.
Jaune: Can we please get back to the game.
Nora: Wait! I wanna fuck the dragon, too!
Jaune: Nora, why?!
Nora: ...Nat 20.
Jaune: FUCK! Fine! You make sweet, sweet love to the dragon, too. Can we please move on?!
Weiss: Wait just a god damn minute! I, Weiss, Bard of the Schnee Dust Company, will also fuck the dragon!
Jaune: WEISS! COME ON!
Weiss: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! GO!
Jaune: Ha! 18 ain't gonna cut it, Ice Queen!
Nora: Wait! I use my Way of the Wingwoman spell to give her +3 advantage to her roll!
Weiss: TWENTY-ONE! GIMME THEM DRAGON CHEEKS!
Cinder: (Sorcerer) ...Fuck it. I fuck the dragon, too.
Jaune: GOD DAMN IT, FINE! YOU ALL HAVE A HUGE, FUCKING ORGY WITH THE DAMN DRAGON! ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY?!
Tyrian: Nice~.
Nora: Nice~.
Weiss: Nice~.
Cinder: Nice~.
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boy i'll let you be my levi's jeans
by amongtheshadows Henry throws Alex a Texas themed surprise party for his birthday and when Henry dresses. . . accordingly, Alex has lots of feelings about it (unashamed birthday sex Beyonce-inspired fic) Words: 6864, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Alex Claremont-Diaz, Nora Holleran, June Claremont-Diaz, Percy "Pez" Okonjo, David the Beagle (Red White & Royal Blue) Relationships: Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Alex Claremont-Diaz & Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor & Nora Holleran Additional Tags: Henry Fox has a fat ass, Birthday Sex, Surprise Party, Denim, Alex Claremont-Diaz Loves Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Texas, Law Student Alex Claremont-Diaz, Nora is the best wingwoman, Birthday Smut, Birthday Cake, Birthday Fluff, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Established Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Bisexual Disaster Alex Claremont-Diaz, Ass Play, eating ass, Title from a Beyoncé Knowles Song, Cowboy Hats, Reverse Cowgirl, Fluff and Smut via https://ift.tt/6ELGNvV
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blu3pers · 2 years
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Can you write Jessie, Ashley, Nora, and Lillian, with an s/o who is extremely innocent and dense. No matter how many hints they give their s/o or even tell it to their face, they still remain incredibly oblivious.
Thanks for the request! Apologies for going quiet suddenly. I’ve been reading more than writing lately since I need to recharge a bit more before the semester starts and I don’t wanna stress out by forcing myself to write. The quality wouldn’t be the same then. Here’s something. It’s a lot for a request but enjoy :3
Confessing to a dense s/o
Jessie (Post Huniepop 2)
You were a local on Inna de Poona, learning the history of the island was natural to you. So natural that you were socially oblivious when it came to people flirting with you. Your politeness was often mistaken for interest and sweet nature could be seen as flirting.
You happen to have heard Jessie talking with Lola about her daughter and couldn’t help but give her advice. “It’s best to start off slow with her. Try and find a way to meet up, then see if there is a way to mend your relationship.” Though Jessie has met her fair share of nice people, there was something about your honest grin that made her take your words to heart.
Lola was actually the first to pick up on your density. She has seen tourists try and flirt with the native cutie but alas, you were out of reach. Of course, she warned Jessie of this, knowing her friend. It was certainly interesting watching the cougar slip over her own words for once. “Your lips are gonna bleed if you keep biting them, Miss Jessie! Please be cautious of your habit.” You have never heard Lola laugh so hard before.
Seduction was a nope. But compliments were a yes. Whenever she praised you, it was like the sun came out when you smiled. Dates were… iffy. You treated them like you were friends. “Right. We should hold hands! I know this place inside and out. It’s easy to get lost in the afternoon.” “…No. Hun, that’s not-“ Actually, never mind. This is fine. She’ll smile to herself as you eagerly show her around the island outside of the resort.
In all her years, she thinks that your innocence is a breath of fresh air and she’s willing to take it steady. It’s nice to slow down and take in the sweeter things in life. Even if you don’t exactly get romance, it’s relaxing to hear you talk about your home.
Ashley Rosemarry
Ashley’s band decided to also vacay with her and one of them had the brilliant idea to challenge her. “I bet you can’t get in the bartender’s pants.” “Oh yeah? Well, your wallet says otherwise.” And that’s where you come in. You were working the night shift when she came up to you to shoot her shot.
Funnily enough, you brushed it off as cockiness, and laughed at her face, then got to know the band along with her. It was annoying at first but she grew to appreciate your friendliness. “I’d be happy to give my boss a recommendation if you wanna perform here!” So she started to see you more often and that’s when she noticed that you brushed off all attempts from everyone.
So it wasn’t her? Were you ace? Did you already have someone? Ashley asked you almost immediately and you response left her dumbfounded. “Flirting? Since when would anyone flirt with me?! Hah! But if you ever meet or hear anyone that wants to date me, let them know that I’m open.” … But literally she asked you out. Are you stupid?
Dense. You were so. Fucking. Dense. It was infuriating but now she knew. Unlike Jessie, she doesn’t think it as cute. It was annoying to see people around you try and get your attention, only to fail because you brushed it off as friendly. She will force herself to give you lessons on social cues. Basically taking you under her wing.
This is more of a personal opinion because of her baggage, so feel free to ignore this last one. I feel like Ashley would then play wingwoman. Since she doesn’t like being tied down, she’s sorta teaching you what romance and flirting is like.
Nora Delrio
This could be connected to Ashley or not, that’s up to your interpretation, but you met Nora through her. Maybe you even got a job at the resort with Nora’s help because you needed a way to get money and she thought you were decent, so Nora would see you around. It wasn’t until you both had a lunch break when she finally bonded with you. “Here. I’m not gonna finish all this. Do you want some?” “Shit, really? Man, I really appreciate it.”
She’s like a stray. Once you feed her, she’ll come back. Because of her baggage, *cough* emotionally guarded *coughcough* it’ll take Nora a bit of time to actually begin to like you romantically. So she doesn’t realize how dense you are until someone tells her. In this case, it’s Ashley and she takes the time to observe you.
You end up reminding her of Candy and Suki, only much more innocent and sweet rather than ditzy. So how on earth did you wiggle yourself into her heart? By being genuine. You aren’t trying to get in her pants or flirting with her for the sake of it. You were just being you. Sure, your obliviousness could get on her nerves, but that added to your charm in a way. Oblivious-pining for a good few months.
When she was trying to ask you out, it was usually interrupted. Maybe it was a call for overtime or Candy pleading for another hit. One time, Ashley proudly announced herself and interrupted her before being cursed out in Spanish by a frustrated Nora. You barely managed to stop her from throwing hands.
However, if it wasn’t for her, Nora wouldn’t have finally told you that she loves you. “Listen, I got really pissed off because I planned this day out. I… have a confession to make. The truth is I really like you and I was hoping that you felt the same.” “Oh. Of course I do, Nora! You’re my best friend.” “No! You-! Ugh! That’s not what I meant! I fucking love you and your stupid ass!”
Lillian Aurawell
You met Lil before she dropped out of high school as the ‘kid-next-door’ type, so you’ve known each other for quite a bit. Unlike her angsty character, you were always bright and sunny. Her parents thought that you would rub off on each other, for good or bad, but somehow keep a good balance with each other. “The only decent thing about going to that stupid island is all the tail I could-“ “When you say tail, you mean you want to have-“ “Ugh! YES. But don’t phrase it like a fucking weirdo!”
You accompanied your best friend to the island and took in the whole resort with a smile. But unlike her, you could charm the entire place with friendly character, which is probably why she liked you. Rather than getting annoyed and scorning Lillian about her dark sense of humor, you actually laughed at her jokes. Not to mention how caring you were. Honestly, how many of her friends were willing to bring extra inhalers or let their friends ‘borrow’ some money.
However, as much as she liked you, it was that stupid density that made her infuriated with you. “Hey. I’m bored.” “Uhm… Okay, and? What does that, like, have to do with me?” “I dunno. You’re the one who usually does something... so do something.” Lillian never puts up with anyone, but she didn’t mind you. Ashley noticed that and latched onto that to tease her for eternity.
The only reason Lillian would admit her feelings is if enough people tell her to go for it. As her best friend, she knows that your innocence is problematic with romance. “Sooo… there’s too many stupid people telling me what to do these days but, do you, like, wanna go out together sometime?” “Don’t we do that already?” “I mean like on a date! God…” “Yeah. We always go on dates together!” “Oh my fucking god. How stuuupid can you be?! I mean… can we be an item?” Of course, that didn’t get through to you either.
She despises being soft because it makes her vulnerable. You make her vulnerable. You were on your phone when she wanted to try confessing again. “So, how do you tell someone that you like them?” “Hm. You mean love them or like them as a friend?” “The first one.” “Just tell them. Why? Did you finally find someone you like?” “Uhm… sure. But I’ve been trying to tell them for, like, EVER.” “Well, just say it to their face.” Honestly? She should’ve expected this but sometimes your density knew no bounds. “Okayyyyyy…. I love you.” “Heh. Yeah, just like that!” “You have got to be fucking kidding me!?”
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itashiro-hitsuchiha · 4 months
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MULTIMUSE MEME: Send a " ⭐ " and I will list muses I would be interested in throwing at yours, or potential muse combinations if you are also a multi. If you like any of the suggested combinations, you are welcome to come plot or start interactions with them.
(I'm assuming this is the meme.)
Well there are SOOO many options for this so I'll organize by my muses and list a couple reasons for some of them and/or bold the ones I feel strongest for.
Vorona - Sam
Seeing as Vorona is one of, if not the only female OC muse of mine that can be/is sometimes attracted to another female, this may be the best option, but I am pretty unsure about it as I need to look into Sam's personality and what her preferences are before solidifying on this pairing. I don't do Female x Female ships that much as I usually have a hard time writing and maintaining interest in the threads. Nothing against them its just doesn't gel with me that much. Am down for friendships though and Vorona would make a great Wingwoman for Sam to get her dates that she prefers if she and Vorona don't gel.
21- Towa, Maybe your 21 duplicate as a strange situational multiverse thing can allow them to meet together.
As stated above with the previous pairing, I am willing to try these ones, and/or continue the one we started, but it may take me more time to get to them than others.
Now on to the guys.
Ranzu- Marvel girls (mainly Black Cat, Spider-Gwen, or Scarlet Witch, though others are on the table as well), DC girls (mostly those with magical affiliation like Zatanna and Raven, but Harley Quinn may be fun too), Makoto or Ann from Persona 5, Samus Aran, 2B, and Tifa
Nathaniel- Marvel Girls (Thinking Invisible Woman, Spider-Gwen, or even Mary Jane), DC girls (A little tougher but some may work with a businessman like Mera, Talia, or maybe even Catwoman for fun.)
Peraxus- Kingdom Hearts gals are the perfect fit for him as my KH OC. Though Aqua and/or Xion are best fits for him. Aerith may also be a fun pairing.
Yoshibara- Naruto girls for him (Though feeling more for Hinata, Ino, or possibly Mei for funsies XD)
Phoenix- Gets the RWBY girls. Team RWBY or other female students like Velvet, Pyrrha, or Nora, MILFs are also a good option)
Shade- Also RWBY oriented, he's more of a villain so that may limit how some threads may go. So I'll just keep this as an open to ideas part.
I do have other males in my list but these are the main ones I'll focus on for this kind of list. let me know which, if any, of these pairings interest you.
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hadesisqueer · 4 years
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How do you feel about Yang and how she’s summarized in Vol. 8 as suspicious and emotional?
Late, but better late than ever. I've been waiting for this one. It's probably the longest because as I said, I make either two lines or just an entire character analysis lol. And I'm going to do it properly this time.
Okay, I straight (gay) up don't know where to start. I love Yang. I truly love Yang. She's not perfect, she has many flaws, but that's what I like the most about her. I can't help but laugh when some people say she's a Mary Sue.
Childhood, first volumes.
Yang starts the series as the funny blonde hot girl that goes around punching people. And I liked that, but I also like how she wasn't just that, as I said with Nora being the comic relief. Like, there's so much more in Yang than that, just like Weiss turned up to be much more than just the bratty tsundere.
Yang's mother abandoned her. Her other mother disappeared. Her sister was a toddler that didn't really get what was going on except her mother being gone, and her father was so depressed that for a good while, he wasn't even able to raise her daughters. Can you imagine being in that situation? I imagine she was, at most, six when that happened. She was forced to become Ruby's mother figure at six. She was forced to become the fucking adult in the house at six.
Damn, you can even see the difference between how Qrow talks to Ruby and how he talks to Yang, at least at the begining. He talks to Ruby as her uncle, as her mentor. He may tease Yang a little because she's still his niece, but when he talks to her, he always talks like she's an equal. Like, Tai still considered Yang a kid, but Qrow treats her like an adult, and knows and expects her to be the mature one. Because he saw her all those years, being forced grow up so fast. He trusts her to protect and take care of Ruby, and she trust him to protect her as well.
And damn, all of this really explains her behaviour when the series began. As Ruby got older and started to be able to take care of herself, and Tai eventually started to be functional again, Yang had more freedom. Her personality and eagerness for adventure and parties and all of that - is just her trying to make up for her sacrificed childhood. But even then she still was, out of all the girls, the most mature and nurturing of team RWBY. She is the party girl, yes. The hot headed one that will break legs. But she's still the adult of the group.
And then volume 3 happens. She gets framed in front of the entire world, two of her friends die, Beacon falls, she loses her arm in the most traumatic way possible; Weiss, her friend, is basically taken away from her and Blake -her partner, the girl she probably already had feelings for at that point- left, triggering her abandonment issues. And of course, PTSD, because she isn't fucked up enough already. She's so fucking destroyed that she can't even talk about Weiss, about Blake, about what happened. She doesn't even want talk to Ruby, because she can't stand the thought of her little sister seeing her at that state. She is not used to be the one people have to take care of, and it becomes more and more obvious in the next volumes.
Disability, recovery, abandonment issues
I like how volume 4 treats her recovery. I mean, I wish her storyline was longer, but I also like the DC comics. Now, the thing is, she isn't really recovered. In vol 4, she learns to live with her disability, she learns how to use her new arm, she learns how to fight better than she ever did before. It's about physical recovery. But is she okay? No. She hates being taken care of. She forced herself to be okay, or at least pretend she was, so Tai would let her go with Ruby. And in vol 5, she's anything but alright. She is pretending to be for Ruby's sake, because she is her mother figure and Ruby can't see her like that. She has to face her abandonment issues, she still has PTSD, and she is just not okay. Weiss notices right away, and tells her that it's okay if she is not okay. She noticed how hurt she was about Blake leaving. She just could see through the façade because if Weiss knows about anything, is about loneliness and pretending.
Her conversation with Raven at the end of the volume is just one of the best scenes, because you can just see how much Yang has grown. That scene deserves a post of its own because it's just amazing. But she finally faces one of her fears -her own abandonment issues, though they probably will always be there- and sees right through Raven. Because just like her, Raven just puts a façade to hide her own fears and insecurities, and the moment her own daughter isn't just taking any of that shit, she just starts crying. Because Yang is right. And deep down, she doesn't want to let Yang take the lamp, but she isn't just strong enough. Deep down, she wants to be in Yang's life, wants to protect her, and I think Yang knew that. But it was just too late.
More abandonment issues and relationship with Blake.
Now, to Yang, Blake coming back was huge. Not only in the terms of shipping, but as a whole. In her mind, Blake left her, just like Raven, just like Summer (though Summer didn't do it in purpose), and technically, just like Ruby, though she knew why Ruby did it and understood. But she's probably wondering “what is wrong with me that everyone always leaves me”. And she always has to be the one looking for the person who left her.
Not with Blake. After that talk with Weiss (bless the wingwoman), Yang was able to understand Blake's perspective better. But she didn't think Blake would actually ever come back, because no one ever does. But she did. Not only did she come back; literally, all Blake cared about once she entered the room and saw Yang was her (for once, someone is prioritizing her). And later, she was the one to walk and talk to the team, and tell them she didn't plan to leave again if they accepted her back. She didn't have to look for Blake because she was already looking for Yang. She was the one who made the effort, not the other way around. And to Yang, even though they still had issues to work through, even though she was still afraid at that moment that Blake would leave and break her heart again (All That Matters), that was enough to forgive her. Or at least give her another chance.
Now in volume 6 they clearly have issues. Like, Blake is very nurturing to the entire team because she feels like she has to make up. But mostly, she is trying to make up to Yang. She still feels guilty because of Adam, and she knew that Yang had already abandonment issues before she left and she probably made them worse. She was just trying so hard to be there for Yang so she could understand that she would never leave her again that she made things awkward. Yang is used to be the one who takes care of people, not the other way around. She thought that Blake “protecting her” was her seeing her a weak when actually, it was just Blake just genuinely caring about her but with the wrong words. Blake understood after that, and she changed the phrasing in the fight against Adam. Protecting each other. Equals. It really applies to the Bees relationship as a whole. “You're taking care of me, yeah, but I'm going to take care of you as well, no matter what”. For once, Yang is allowing someone to take care of her (well, except Tai, but again, she wasn't completely sincere with him, so technically she wasn't really allowing him to fully help her). And that's what I love the most about their dynamic, and why I ship it.
PTSD
Now (I'm sorry I'm taking so long), I've seen many, many people saying that Yang's PTSD is poorly written, or that the writers messed it up in the fight against Adam. Now, I have to ask those people: what the fuck do you think PTSD is?
If a Great WriterTM reads this and tries to tell me I'm wrong, or that I don't know what I'm talking about and I don't know anything about good writing and blah blah blah: I have PTSD myself. Diagnosed. So yes, I acknowledge there are many things I'm ignorant about, but I'm quite familiar about this topic. Yang's PTSD is, at least by my point of view, very well-written. It isn't perfect, but it's still far so much better than most PTSD portrayals I've seen in TV, along with Korra's. And I've seen people saying that Korra's portrayal was so much better. Well, let me tell you, it isn't, or at least I don't think it is. It's just different, because the worst thing about PTSD (and what makes it harder to treat) is that it's different for every person; sometimes it can be really severe and obvious, sometimes it seems “light”. Damn, sometimes it doesn't appear until years after the event; mine didn't trigger til I was like sixteen, and the event took place when I was around five or six. And yes, sometimes I have nightmares or flashbacks about it if something triggers me, but it isn't the whole time like some of you apparently think it is. I'm not scared 100% of the time, what the fuck.
When it comes to the fight with Adam, saying it didn't affect her: did you watch the fight? First of all, at that precise moment, Yang was so full of adredaline and too busy keeping Adam from killing Blake that I don't think her brain even realised he was the cause of her PTSD. Second of all, when he triggers it, it does affect her; she starts shaking, he's able to land hits on her that he couldn't before. But PTSD is different in every person, and is a defense mechanism, not a freezing mechanism as some people think. If I see the cause of my PTSD in front of me trying to hurt me again, I'm not gonna freeze; I'm gonna do whatever it takes so they don't ever hurt me again. Same goes with Yang: some people think she should have completely freezed during the fight, like “oh my god this guy fucked me up really bad and now he's gonna do it again and there's nothing I can do oh my god”. No. As I said, PTSD doesn't work like that, at least not always. She's not thinking that, she's thinking “alright this guy really fucked me up once but there's no way I'm letting him do that again”. Again, PTSD is a defense mechanism. A fucked up one, but it's what it is. And the writers handled very well.
Yang being suspicious and not completely trusting someone.
Now, I'm not lying when I tell you that I have no idea about what this could mean. Well, it could be her disagreeing with Ruby and having a bad argument, and that would really break my heart because I just love those two sisters so much. It could also be about Ozpin; she's teaming up with Oscar and hearing Ozpin is back could bring some problems. Or maybe Raven just appears there and she's like Hell Naw. I have no idea.
Conclussion.
I love Yang. She's not perfect at all. She's a bit of a hypocrite with the whole Ozpin thing because she's keeping Raven's identity as the Spring Maiden a secret as well (or maybe she did tell them off-screen? Honestly clear that up already). But she's over all a really good friend and person, an amazing older sister and just one of the most inspiring characters in the show. I see part of myself in her, and I don't see that often in a character. I just love her.
Damn, sorry I wrote the Bible but my girl deserved that.
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na-klar · 3 years
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druck nora ep 8 translation
Friday, 20:37
Zoe: Some 12th graders are coming too today.
Nora: 12th graders!
Zoe: Yeah, hellooo! Generally, tonight is going to be so amazing.
Nora: Hey Zoe, I got to tell you, this is really not as disgusting as I used to think.
Zoe: Yeah, right? Thank you, it’s so delicious!
Nora: Okay. Now for the lips.
Zoe: Mhm, yeah, I’ll hold it for you. Oh, that looks so nice.
Nora: Yeah, this one is from Mama. Ready to party?
Zoe: Heh. Hey, tell me... is something wrong?
Nora: Nuh-uh. Why?
(Zoe’s phone rings.)
Zoe: Fuck, dude. Uh, this is Kiki, don’t say anything about the alcohol, okay? She’s gonna bite our heads off otherwise.
Nora: Okay.
Zoe: Hi!
Nora: Hey!!
Kiki: Na sweeties? How are you doing?
Zoe: Good--!
Nora: Really good!
Zoe: We’re watching a movie right now.
Nora (whispers): Huh, what movie?
Kiki: Oh, how cool. Which one?
Zoe: Harry Potter!
Nora: Mhm. Third.
Kiki: Man. I wish I was there with you guys.
Zoe: Yeah, we miss you too. How is it in Trier?
Kiki: It’s beautiful. It feels really good to be so close to nature. We’re hiking almost every day. But Carlos has eaten some luxembourgish delicacy and now he spends all his time with diarrhea on the toilet.
Nora: What is it called?
Kiki: Bouneschlupp or something like that. Well, that doesn’t matter, what I actually wanted to ask you is what I should do with Mama’s appointment? Uhm... Nora, what are you guys doing there?
Zoe: Nothing, why? We’re watching a movie.
Nora: Well actually we were on our way to--
Kiki: Why are you all dolled up?
Zoe: We thought, now that we can’t go to parties anyways we’ll just do it here. We’d now like to watch the movie again, we’ll call you back, okay?
Kiki: Okay, yeah, then... bye!
Nora: Bye Kiki, we love you!!
(They end the call.)
Zoe: Bro! Dude. You almost got us caught.
Nora: Zoe, chill a little, okay? Kiki’s also done this all the time! Don’t be like that. I think it’s time for this bad boy. (She picks up a bottle of vodka)
Zoe: Oh yes! Hey Nori, you don’t know how cool I think it is that we’re now doing something like this together. 
Nora: Mhm.
Zoe: I don’t know, I’ve always had the feeling you didn’t like me going to parties and drinking alcohol and everything.
Nora: Hey, Zoe, that’s complete nonsense. You know I always love you. And that’s why we’re going to toast now. On you!
Zoe: Cheers!
(Nora burps, they laugh.)
Zoe: Okay, wow!
Nora: Well... Hey, I wanted to ask you something, Zoe. Because... you and Finn, yeah? Sometimes... Do you also know that thing when you’re totally in love in one moment and then you’re not in love at all anymore?
Zoe: Hm... no. I mean, ups and downs, everyone has them.
Nora: Yeah, but I mean like... that suddenly, you don’t feel anything anymore?
Zoe: Yeah, I don’t know, at the moment it’s shitty between me and Finn anyway but break up, just like that? No, I don’t think I’d do that. Why? Are you scared Josh is going to run away from you?
Nora: What? No. Why would he?
Zoe: True. You look too good for that.
(The door bell rings.)
Nora: Oh! Who’s that?
Zoe: Are you expecting someone?
Nora: No... huh? Wait.
Zoe: Are you opening the door?
Nora: Yeah. Hello? Fatou? Baby, what are you doing here? Hi! Na, sweetie? What are you doing here, sweetie?
Fatou: Uhm... we were all a little worried because of last weekend and wanted to know if you are okay.
Nora: Man, that’s so sweet. No really, I’m doing amazing. Really. Uhm, can you hold this? Thank you.
Fatou: Dude, that’s alcohol.
Nora: Zoe and I were just about to go, we wanted to go to a party.
Fatou: You’re totally wasted.
Nora: Zoe! Wait, sorry. Stay there.
Fatou: Is everything okay?
Nora: Uhm... but... oh wait! Actually, it’s perfect that you’re here. Perfect that you’re here! Do you know who’s at the party?
Fatou: No?
Nora: Starts with a K...
Fatpu: Oh, Nora, no.
Nora: And ends with My... Kieu My! Ey, dude, Kieu My is at the party, we’re gonna get you Kieu My! You need to come, you always talk about how you want her. Wait, I’ll ask Zoe. Zoe?
Fatou: No, Nora, I really don’t want to.
Nora: Yo, Zoe, come here.
Fatou: Please stop.
Nora: Hey Zoe, can you ask Kieu My if--
Fatou: Nora...
Nora: -- this beautiful little lady -- not little, big lady -- can join us?
Fatou: Nora.
Nora: Because we want to win Kieu My’s heart today.
Zoe: You’re into Kieu My?
Nora: Oh, absolutely! Man, please, that would be so great. Do you know how great this would be?
Zoe: I can text her, really, it’s no problem.
Fatou: No...
Nora: Really, Fatou, this is going to be so great, and I’ll handle it, I’ll be the best wingwoman of the f*cking millennium! Why not??!
Fatou: Stop it.
Nora: Call her, call her, she’s probably on her way or something.
Fatou: Nora, it’s enough.
(Fatou turns around and leaves.)
Nora: Fatou, wait, Fatou! Wait, we’re coming in a minute! We’re coming in a minute, yeah?
Zoe: Nori? Nori, is everything okay?
Nora: Yes.
Zoe: Really?
Nora: Yes?
Zoe: Fatou just ran away from you.
Nora: Fatou!
Zoe: Nori, come, I need to... (She tries to take Nora’s drink from her.)
Nora: What? Why?
Zoe: Just give it to me, it’s all cool.
Nora: Why are you doing this?
Zoe: Nora, hand it over!
Nora: Zoe, stop f*cking doing this shit! You always act like you’re my mother or something, I’m really not in the mood for that right now.
Zoe: Nora!
Nora: Man, Zoe, just leave me alone!
(Nora storms out of their apartment.)
Nora: Fatou? Yo, Fatou?
(Nora walks through the city, she eventually lies down on the sidewalk. Her phone vibrates.)
Nora: Kiki?
Kiki: Nora, where are you? Where are you? We’re so damn worried.
Nora: This is really the greatest thing...
Kiki: Zoe called me, she can’t find you.
Nora: ...I don’t even know why I’ve not done this earlier.
Kiki: Nora?
Nora: Everything doesn’t f’*cking matter, Mama was right. This is really the greatest thing.
Kiki: Man, Nora, are you crazy? You need to go home immediately, now... or please tell me where you are, yeah? Are you outside? Where are you? Zoe is looking for you everywhere.
(Nora starts to cry.)
Nora: Kiki, I lost your bracelet.
Kiki: That’s nothing, Nori. It’s okay. Nora...
Nora: I’m exactly like Mama. I’m sorry.
Kiki: No, you’re not. You’re amazing and I love you so much. Nora?
Nora: I’m exactly like Mama.
(Zoe runs up to her.)
Zoe: Nora! Nora. Nori, what are you doing?
Nora: Zoe?
Zoe: Nora!
Nora: Zoe.
Zoe: You’re fine. You’re fine.
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Nora and (Ren x Jaun) in Kiss Him. Not. Me.
When Ren came out to her, Nora swore nothing would change between them. Okay, that was a lie, because Nora also swore she’d be the best wingwoman ever and hook her best friend up with a certain fearless leader! Now, where could she get some rope?
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lovevalley45 · 2 years
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i don’t write nora darhk that much but i swear i feel like i keep giving her the best lines every time i make her play wingwoman
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theasstour · 3 years
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i would like you to know that i have adopted st harry’s cucumber at the end of a night drinking trait. i’ve been doing it whenever my friends and i drink together in a small group (covid restrictions in my country allow it we aren’t dummies) and i will be doing it from now on in every situation. i’ve already had someone tell me it’s endearing you are wingwomaning me through st lol. on an unrelated note the final chapter was absolutely amazing, incredible, emotional and fulfilling!!! you’re my favourite nora, thank you for sharing such a beautiful story. i hope you take a nice break for yourself after posting such massive stories back to back!! ily
NOOOOOOOOOOOOIGJWEIOGJ STOP HAVE YOU REALLY ????? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 ST!HARRY AND I LOVE YOU SM AOIFEROIWGJ, I used to eat half a cucumber before bed when I was like 6-12 OIAJFOEIRJG 😭 Idk why I’ve just always loved cucumbers! And it makes me so happt you’ve adopted st!harry’s habit of doing it after a night out omg, I’ve gotta try it when I get the opportunity to go out again
AHHGJWIEOGJ YOU’RE MY FAVE PLS 🥺💖💖💖 THANK YOU A MILLION FOR READING ST AND FOR BEING THE ABSOLUTE BEST!!!! Cannot wait to share architect!harry with you come February!!!!
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The soundtrack of the new Spruce Willis movie is pretty fantastic, and Jaune refuses to let Pyrrha relax until she's enjoyed every last track. The result? Nora is, as usual, the best wingwoman possible.
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For the character breakdown, Alya?
Ahh Alya...hm.
For how I feel about her, I still like her as a character. I think overall, despite the few bumps in the road (Chameleon ahem) that her character is well rounded, as in she mostly acts like a teenager with high and passionate ambitions would (a few of my friends used to want to do journalism etc and they were even crazier than her to 'get the latest scoop' or running their blogs).
Alya is a kind, compassionate and loyal friend to Marinette, I know some fans would shake their heads, but everyone makes mistakes or dismisses certain things as 'oh that's just (Marinette) being (Marinette)' while in reality it's different. I think such conflict is actually beneficial to them, to their friendship, to test its bond and not just portray them as best friends who never fight or disagree. I hope the ML team would at least mention Alya's behavior in Chameleon once, or have Marinette look back at it during a confrontation with Lila or such. Alya's positive actions so far definitely override the few negative slip ups she had, again, many fans will probably shake their heads and say 'But not me, I didn't behave like that as a teen that hurt their friends!', well you can't read minds, I imagine Alya's decision to not support Marinette's new seating arrangement to the back of the class was maybe to finally sit next to Nino for a change (her boyfriend, she's young, the relationship is new), I think she thought Marinette would be okay at least for a while before she asked to change seats again (or just stay the way it is, they do meet up during recess anyhow).
I ship Alya romantically with Nino, they're a really sweet, supportive duo. The recent episode "Puppeteer 2" only enforced that again, when Alya had doubts about being a good person and the actions she did during her akumatization as Lady Wifi, saying how scary it is to see herself not acting/looking like herself, only for Nino to reassure her quickly. I loved that scene (I'm not even going to talk about that other scene bc my eyes still need to be cleansed from that) and in many other episodes how it's obvious how they care and support each-other (Anansi, Pharaoh, Mayura...etc.)
BROTP? Marinette is number one obviously, but if there were a Group BROTP it would be Alya with all the girls (minus Chloe and Sabrina) in class, I love how supportive the girls are of each-other in their endeavors (not just with Marinette's love troubles but also in Party Crasher for planting trees...etc). I could also imagine with Adrien, as in, she would show him the ropes concerning how to be 'cool' and 'sassy' and 'headstrong' and (Adrien channeling his inner Chat) would humor her and they would both goof off. Or Alya teaching typical social cues to Oblivious Sunshine Child so he can survive on his own (also, stay away from Lila). She would also play wingwoman and try to get Adrien to see all the things she saw in Marinette, all the positive but also awkward things about the girl, using her own relationship as advice (that flaws are also part of the character and that they are good).
Unpopular opinion? I don't think I have one concerning Alya...maybe Alya being complstely different in her youth? As in, she wasn't the tough nut she is now but always felt like she was in her older sister's shadow as the middle child? As in, Nora being really good at sports back then and her parents fully supporting her and buying her equipment and paying for necessary classes, but Alya just feeling insignificant bc she didn't have such 'cool talents' as Nora, she just had a thing for journalism and writing and watching/filtering news. (Her parents supported her too, but to Alya then her hobby felt small in comparisson to Nora's). But after a while, thanks to Nora's support, she realizes she should be proud of the things she knows and loves that Nora doesn't and that it's okay to have different hobbies and interests. Alya grew more confident after and tried teaching the same to the Twins.
Err...I think I threw in a few things about what to change for Canon Alya..hmm...maybe include more scenes with her and Nino,Marinette etc. Just something similar to her and Mari having a sleepover (without akumas, thank you Hawkmoth) or Nino and her training for their superhero jobs or talking about them ('Do you think I can do that? Protecting people? I just mix music.' 'Don't worry turtle boy, I just chase down the latest news but soon we'll be the latest news people will talk about so we'll do everything we can to be good news.') Oh! Maybe more interaction between Adrien and her, just talking or Alya telling a joke but Adrien not getting it and Alya going full big sister on him to teach him things ('Alright Agreste, let auntie Alya tell you all there is to know about the big wide world.' 'Auntie Alya??')
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The Marvel React
Inspired by Mantis in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, thought up and written by none other than @saintlyguy!
Mama Murphy has a vision about the Sole Survivor and reveals a deep secret about how they feel for a companion.
Mama Murphy: “I see… You’re with somebody; somebody close. They don’t know how you feel… You feel… love!”
Sole: “Yeah, I guess I feel a general unselfish love-“
Mama Murphy: “No, romantic… sexual love… FOR THEM.”
Sole screams internally as Mama Murphy points at their crush.
Ada: She couldn’t believe it. Even though she was metal and Sole was a human, they loved her not for what she was, but who she was. Ada may not know much about love, but at least now she will never be alone- ERROR! DID MAMA MURPHY SAY SEXUAL?
Cait: The most predatory yet desiring grin crept onto her freckled and scarred face, as Cait discovered that Sole is looking for a bed mate. But her internal thoughts were perplexed by Sole thinking gushy things about the two of them together. Cait was never one for settling down, let alone singing and reciting poems. But if it were Sole, maybe she could give it a shot. “So… you’ve been thinking doing the nasty with me?”
Codsworth: Flattered that his master would consider a Mr.Handy as a suitable partner for life, Codsworth doesn’t feel worthy; he doesn’t feel he could fill Nate/Nora’s shoes as Sole partner. Although it was nice to think about, except the part about the… ew… sexual thoughts. “Mum/sir… how in the world would we even… would it be me… or you… If it were you, then where would you even… *ahem* insert. Hopefully you wouldn’t even think about my thruster?”
Curie: Many emotions began spurring within her head, Curie needed to snap back into reality somehow. She started approaching Sole ever so subtlely so she could tell them that she felt the same way. “Sole… don’t be ashamed. I… I love you too… We can be together now right?” Candle lit dinners, non-stop reassurance, cuddling, kissing… kissing on Sole’s bed… kissing on the floor… kissing…naked…” It appears Sole isn’t the only one with sexual thoughts.
Danse: “Bruh” pretty sums up how the Paladin nearly fainted upon hearing Mama Murphy’s vision. Usually he wouldn’t listen to anything that isn’t based off tangible facts. But this involved him and Sole. Also most of Murphy’s visions have come true. Maybe this time he’ll take a chance. A chance on Sole and on love. “Well soldier. Are you ready for new orders?” “Danse! SHIT! I mean-What’s my mission?” “Me.”
Deacon: Upon hearing Murphy yell “For him!” and pointing him out, baldy knew the timing was perfect to make a move. That is if Sole didn’t run off embarassed. “Guess we gotta do plan B.” Sole was drowning in liquor at The Third Rail in hopes of drowning their embarassment. “Shouldn’t have left Deacon like that… Better go own up.” Just before they ordered one last drink, Sole heard a familiar voice that isn’t Magnolia come from the speakers. “You’re just too good to be true. Can’t take my eyes off you…”
Dogmeat: Everyone’s good boi always sensed something between his best friend and the red lady. Like how sometimes they’d spend so much time together, their scents began to mix. So when the old lady who smelled like an ashtray pointed out the red lady to his bestie, something in Dogmeat told him to help their friend. Dogmeat began nudging Sole towards Piper/Cait who stood as if she was waiting for Sole to do something. Once they were face to face, Sole finally confessed months of yearning to their lady in red. This instigated confession ended with the start of something beautiful. Sole had gotten the girl, and it was all thanks to the best wingman in the Commonwealth.
Gage: “There’s no way the boss could have feelings for a piece of shit like me. Maybe some sexual tension, but romance?” Sole always came through, always. To the point where he could open up to them. Maybe that’s what spurred it. Or maybe they think he’s weak and is thinking about offing him. “So Gage. Could I interest you in a ride through the Tunnel of Love back at the park?” Screw it. “So long as we skip the line.”
Hancock: The mayor of Goodneighbor stood with his hands on his hips and a grin on his face. Sole wanting him made Hancock feel like a king. Sure other people have been with him, but he was just a body to them; something a little different from the average wastelander. With Sole, there’s so much more. Maybe he’s found his Schuyler to his Hamilton. Only this time, Sole will be the only one satisfied and will never feel helpless.
Longfellow: “So all those times you called me gramps, that was you flirting?” Sole nodded their head, looking anywhere but at the silver fox. Sure he’s older by like 15 years, but he’s aged to perfection. Sole then felt rugged hands tilt their head up to meet the hunter’s eyes. “Why call me gramps, when you can call me… Daddy?”
MacCready: Mac became a shade of red never thought possible to reach. Sole loved him? Maybe not love. Do they just want sex? “Then again, Murphy isn’t one to bullsh- I mean, joke with serious stuff?” Mac began pondering whether he should give Sole a chance. They took a chance when hiring him, going after Barnes and Winlock, and looking for Duncan’s cure. “Maybe you’re my love.”
Maxson: “Why did I even leave the Prydwyn?” Aurthur got dragged to the ground by his own soldier, Sole. They insisted on Maxson taking a break, but listening to an old woman high beyond all measure ramble. It was all ramble until she revealed how his best soldier felt about him. The fact that they had kept it secret shows how much they’ve thought about him. This isn’t just lust. Handing Sole a key he whispered in their ear: “There will be a curfew tonight at 2200 hours sharp. ALL troops are to be in their quarters by then.”
Nick: If the gumshoe could faint, he would. Instead he got the blue screen of death when he found out Sole had feelings for him. When Nick blacked out, he had a hell of a trip: reliving old memories of Jenny. After what Sole had helped him avenge her death, maybe it was time to move on and return the favor. When Nick rebooted, the first person he saw was none other than Sole. “Nick! What was the last thing you remember?” “Oh nothing. Just somthing about… romantic thoughts.” Sole had hoped he wouldn’t remember. “Also some… sexual thoughts.“
Piper: One minute Ms.Wright was chugging down a Nuka Cherry, the next she was spitting all out in a frenzy after hearing Mama Murphy tell her that her best friend, Sole had a crush on her. Well this is awkward. Piper needed to say something, hell this was about the two of them. “Blue. I appreciate the thought, but…” Sole stood stained with cherry flavored Nuka Cola, with an almost broken face upon hearing “but.” Piper needed a smooth recovery, quick. “BUT I DON’T WANT TO RUSH THINGS! I MEAN I LOVE YOU TOO! I WAS JUST SHOCKED THAT YOU FELT THE SAME. Although I didn’t think you thought about ME like… sexually. BUT THAT’S BESIDE THE POINT; WANNA GO ON A DATE? I KNOW THE BEST PLACE TO WATCH THE STARS FROM DIAMOND CITY! WE’LL GET NOODLES TOO!” Nailed it.
Preston: Oh boy. “Sole… I like you too.” Wait. What? Who would have thought that Sole’s right hand man would fall for them? Would it be when he would try to hype up the Minutemen with “HERE COMES THE GENERAL!” or when he would give them his coat whenever they got cold? But it was clear the feeling was mutual; the two embraced, silently pledging themselves to each other. While they were hugging it out, Preston realized that Mama Murphy had given up drugs thanks to Sole and that there were none in sight on her person. He then looked at her with a raised eyebrow only to receive a solid thumbs up from the Commonwealth’s best wingwoman.
Strong: “For them!” “AHA HA HA! SHE JUST REVEALED YOUR DEEPEST DARKEST SECRET! HA HA! YOU MUST BE SO EMBARASSED! DO ME! DO STRONG NEXT!”
X6-88: Very little made the edgelord smile, even halfsmile. But finding out that Sole has feelings for him… False. This was coming from the mouth of an old junkie, there’s no science backing it. X6 dismissed this, assuring Sole that this has done nothing to ruin his image of them. Although the thought of giving it to Sole, made X6’s nether regions engorge.
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