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oldmanpuppyplay · 2 years

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Do you think Americans lash out against brit food so hard because they just need something to lash out at and its an easy target

like beans on toast isn't any weirder that black eyed peas over cornbread, something that I'm sure a lot of my fellow southerners grew up eating or at least seeing at the dinner table. What is a tator tot casserole but a dry shepherds pie with cheese. Mushy peas are a thicker version of split pea soup.

I'm just saying like lbr - its always poverty food that gets singled out as if its uniquely bad and I just wonder how many of the people dunking have eaten American poverty food. It's not that different especially in the south.

#idk why this bothers me so much but its just food guys #normal ass food #you don't have to like all of it I'm not putting a gun to your head but its fucking WEIRD how people get about the existence of mushy peas

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spitinsideme · 6 months

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can and does ragatha hunt like a cat

does pomni wake up to a dead deer chilling on the bed and demon ragatha just standing there like " good morning dear I brought you breakfast!"

yes !!! she used to do this more when she first met pomni, and pomni was always fteaked the fuck out but now she kust knows (luckily ragatha does ir less, bur soemtimes the urge to hunt takes over)

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circusk · 20 days

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i care him so much guys . guys. hes blorbo bingus

#someone on discord wanted him to be tarred and feathered #fop #just doodles #dale dimmadome #fop a new wish #thinks about his childhood and cries so hard i throw up. thinks about how he could've gotten help but none of the adults in his life cared #enough to get him what he needed #thinks about how he could've avoided continuing the cycle of dismissal and neglect #after he escaped the stupid ass evil dungeon he could only eat plain white bread for a month until his body adjusted to Actual Food #and he took 5 hour long showers every single day and would scrub until he drew blood #hes very deeply traumatised and having a real rough time adjusting to 'normal life' and doug just waves everything off #'chin up sport!' and buys him some random shit before going down a new rabbit hole business endeavour #imagine he finds out about the ransom. that doug knew and just didn't care enough to get him. oh mygod #HE HAS THE PICTURE. IN THE NEW SHOW. so he definitely finds out eventually #and doug wouldnt even try to hide it he literally just Did Not Care #i'm sick.

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wodimewoahtime · 5 months

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OMG WHAT THESE ARE SOOO CUTE EHAT

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yveltalreal · 2 months

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its so upsetting how literally everyone is always like ohhh paldean sandwiches are so bad look at this shitt!!! and then you look at the photo and its like. this is clearly someone trying to make the worst sandwich possible. this is clearly someone trying to make the worst sandwich possible. this is clearly someone trying to make the worst sandwich possible. this one was posted by someone superstitious about meal powers trying to get certain results. this is clearly someone trying to make the worst sandwich possible.

like idk how to tell you this but the shitty sandwiches paldea has is like mostly just either superstitious people or people specifically trying to freak you out. if you go to an actual sandwich shop or like are going on a picnic with an actual paldean you will be making a normal ass sandwich. its just at this point being a sandwich freak is funny so people keep posting stupid sandwiches specifically so you guys show how stupid you are when you genuinely think that we make our food like that lol. i even saw someone genuinely ask why paldeans ONLY eat sandwiches lol. we have other food like theres a ton of resteraunts if you just walk around any of the cities, fuck one of our gym leaders is FAMOUS for his restaurant which i dont think serves any sandwiches and another battles people in a different restaurant that i dont think has sandwiches either lol

like we have normal food. we have normal sandwiches. i promise. if you genuinely believe we dont then i am concerned for you

#maple moment #pkmn irl #pokeblogging #rotomblr #//me when i see people genuienly having it be a thing in their canon that paldea only has bad sandwiches #//like theres several ingame shops that sell normal sandwiches and also non-sandwich food lol #//like genuinely acting like the player made horrid sandwiches are just the only food in paldea when thats just straight up not canon at al #//its such a nothing thing to be pissed about but it does (im so normal and did not interact with that post when it was being passed around #//(because im a normal person who knows how to look away from things i do not like when it does not hurt me or anyone else)#//(wanted to make that clear unless someone thought i was being like. an ass. i may be a hater but im a hater in private. usually)

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rapidhighway · 25 days

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today is a day you just gotta sleep through... Ughhhhh

#i feel like absolute garbage for no reason #i did the freaking you feel like shit website and everything andi. just feel bad still and it sucks ass and i #don't have the energy to draw either rn maybe later i do have ideas #and my brain is just constantly going and going about food im not hungry i dont wanna do #the emotional regulation through food i want to eat like a normal human being pleaseee ToT #awful no good bad day i feel like a wet puddle on the floor

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aibouart · 3 months

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compilation of my other fav palette challenges from the years past... i should do them again sometime......

chara #9 belongs to @askbookwormflareon

#granted theres a glaring issue in one of them #i am not pointing it out lest you end up noticing it when you wouldnt normally~#my art #art q #digital painting #oc #mew #pokemon #purrloin #also i put in my request for availability change #apparently they can reject it...#i just cited second job as reason as to why i need mondays off now #my manager is gonna be super pissed tho cuz they always get mad at everyone who changes their availability #but like i mentally cant keep up with the randomised schedule #esp when i could find out the day before my day off that its my only day i can do comms #i dont have enough time to work my schedule for that w chores and having to go buy food or cat food etc etc #it will come into effect start of next month if they accept it #if they dont then ill just keep resubmitting until they write me upfor it lol idk #i was even nice and specifically asked other higher up staff what the best day to ask off was so it didnt hurt them too bad #but i ranted in stream the other day how like im not responsible for if the store gets fucked just cuz i took one day off my schedule yanno #its not my job to keep that from happening #also im part time and if i was full time id still have 2 guaranteed days off so like ??? idk #scared abt getting the cold shoulder and whatnot the next few weeks from the manager tho #also i stayed up till 4am by accident #and got up at 8am anyways #wish my ass luck

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wraithsoutlaws · 6 months

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no problem with sex and violence in media my real issue is with how comfortable people are showing puke shots :ratscream:

#WHOM WANTS TO SEE THIS??? WHOM?????????#a character pukes okay fine. WHY DO YOU NEED TO SHOW ME THE VOMIT??? whatever nasty ass chewed food yogurt that poor actor was sipping on #makes me FUCKING QUEASY its so gross i hate it so much and i stg it happens all the time getting jumpscared by vomit everywhere #contrary to certain opinions sex and violence can absolutely serve important functions in a narrative #BUT WHAT INFORMATION AM I GETTING BY A CLOSE UP OF SOMEONES FUCKING VOMIT I HATE YOU #okay sorry im normal again

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taegularities · 1 year

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some men are textbook villains fr

#tw religion?#kinda need to rant.. kinda wanna explain what's going on #some ppl are part of humanity but don't know how to be humane... like the guy i started talking to almost 2 weeks ago #liked him a lot bc he was funny sickeningly sweet mature and understanding.. until he was not #tl dr version is that we somehow drifted to the topic religion and i told him im not too religious and don't believe in superstition much #i was extremely respectful and even when he said that he does believe a lot i was like 'thats cool!! different people believe in different #things!!' and at first it was a normal convo until man went all psycho on me (after one damn week!!!) and started talking about how #id have to be religious in a relationship with him.. my dude i barely know your fav food can we not talk about relationships yet #but he says he doesn't even need a woman who cooks/cleans just someone who believes.. n im like i get it but i can't change myself like that #and then guy moves to marriage and is all 'well my entire family is religious' n my mom and sister (who's 16) would be putting pressure on #you n force you to pray etc.. and I'm like???? who can force anyone to a thing like that are u kidding #things escalate and my absolute STUPID ass tells him about my deepest fkn trauma to explain what made me abandon religion bc #life just never got better and this trauma remained for yrs... and he gets so angry that he says he wants to stop talking to me just to spam #me all day next day.. he'd keep messaging me switching between 'i still want you we shouldn't throw this away i have feelings for you'#AFTER A WEEEEEEKKKK!!! and then goes back to 'i wasted my time with you you were so unnecessary im in a bad mood bc of you'#even said 'you'll never find a guy with a trauma and mindset like this. i will find a religious girl but no one will love you like that'#and the worst thing is that he told his friends and mom about the trauma i had just to spite me.. note that he promised to never tell anyone #(and then still asked for forgiveness and for me to rethink whether we want to end this after telling me 473626x he wanted to end it)#(nothing even ever started you bitchass)#also note that his mom knows my mom n basically most of my relatives.. so i was here trembling for days fearing they'd get to know about it #mom somehow convinced her to not tell anyone bc it's important to me and very very fucking personal..#but he harassed me all day - i wouldn't answer and he'd send 55 messages.. multiple missed calls like dude i got so fkn scared #my heart jumped whenever he texted he was so fkn aggressive and SO MEAN #'you just needed to adjust and we would've been okay' 'tell me are u gonna fkn be religious or not????' 'you ruined everything' kinda mean #i just :') it was the worst time and i don't think i've ever seen someone degrade me so much or make me feel this defective #but.. it's finally over. his mom called my mom and mine was like pls teach him some manners.. n since i couldn't and wouldn't text him back #and literally avoided whatsapp bc of him she ended it all for me and now it's hopefully done forever #anyway i saw jks gcf performance yday n him singing still with you put a genuine smile on my face.. ill stick to THAT boyfriend honestly lol #def gonna delete later #but ty for reading if u did <3

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britneyshakespeare · 6 months

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do you ever feel like people only like chick-fil-a so much because they're not supposed to

#i've only had their food like twice in my life (for the longest time i didn't live close to one)#like i don't get it #text post #i don't see ppl talk so fondly about other fast food restaurants in the same way #well i mean sometimes. some people do. if they're genuinely like fond of one for some specific personal reason #but like the certain endearment it's just normal to express about chick-fil-a... i don't get it!!#and im just supposed to grit my teeth and not bring the word 'homophobia' into it #again im not like accustomed to their food admittedly but the few times ive had it. its NOT that great #maybe this is also a northeastern thing for me. maybe it's different where u grow up #i see more locations near me popping up nowadays but perhaps if u live in the south it felt more like your upbringing #idfk. i know i'm not spouting an unpopular opinion on tumblr by saying Chick-fil-A Bad #but when i see normies where i live being excited about new locations popping up im like. hm. well we all know right...#ur fine w sending this message to your queer friends and family? ....... ok #yeah go get that disrespectful ass lemonade then

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dnangelic · 5 months

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FUN FACT: u can feed the boy a POFFIN ...

#*･ﾟ⊰ IC. ⊱#idc abt 'can normal ppl eat pokemon food' debate if u look over n see daisuke stealing and putting his mouth onto a pink sweet poffin #u let him have it.#same goes for the puffs i kno everybody on earth want to feed dark a cute ass lil cupcake-#ok awjaakjg pRETEND IM NOT HERE YET #just bc im tormented by 'i want to feed my sons small snacks and sweets to watch them eat like its magical' thoughts #i am not locked in yet......#will b lurking tho... mayhaps...

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will-ruadh · 24 days

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#it drives me completely insane how both foreigners and Germans act like supermarkets closing at 8 pm and on Sundays is reasonable and normal #IT'S FUCKING FOOD #IT'S ESSENTIAL #''but people should not work on sund–''#firstly why the fuck not #I loved working on sundays #you get a weekday to yourself to do any appointments in the morning and don't need to ask for a day off #AND #you don't expect emergency workers to not work sundays right???#FOOD IS EMERGENCY #I'm sick and tired of constantly starving myself because I was too tired to buy food after work #and my executive dysfunction wouldn't let me buy anything in the morning #i CONSTANTLY beg myself to get my ass up before lidl closes #and always end up sprinting to the store to grab a frozen pizza 5 minutes before closing #like in Prague I managed to get to the store before it closed at fucking 00:00 #and I STILL had problems #I'm gonna get a fucking ed here in this goddamn country #this is unreal to me #is everyone here completely mentally healthy #doesn't have depression or adhd or some other thing that prevents them from executing their to-do list accurately??#seems unlikely

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detentiontrack · 1 month

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Not to be gross but today I learned it is NOT normal for food to sit in your stomach for hours and hours and hours without digesting

#I throw up every single day without fail #sometimes multiple times a day #especially in the mornings #if I eat dinner at 6pm and throw up at 11am the next day #the food will look almost completely undigested 17 hours later #I thought it was normal #apparently it’s not #they’re gonna give my ass radioactive eggs #tw emetophobia #tw gross

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mechazushi · 2 months

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Don't ask how my brain came up with this...

Kafka as Spiderman and Hoshina as J. Jonah. Jameson and they're in a secret relationship with Hoshina knowing who Spiderman is. Which leads to a whole different interpretation of menace.

Hoshina: That Kaijuman is a menace!

Kafka(as Kaijuman and outside Hoshina's office window.): You're just mad because I made you cum first last night!

Hoshina: *whips around and tries to launch a coffee mug through the open window at his Kaiju/spider lover* *Kafka catches it and webs it to the high ceiling of his office, just out of reach before he swings away.*

Hoshina: KAIJUMAAAAN!

#kaiju no. 8 #kafka hibino #soshiro hoshina #kafhoshi #kaiju no 8 #i'll add some funnier tags later.#need to make food and leave.#okay I back.#Now that I've thought about it. It would make more sense for Hoshina to be Spiderman and Kafka to be JJJ because of their personality...#but let me provide a piece of persuasion to my side...#Kafka.... with a Spiderman canon level FAT ASS.#its true #look it up #Spidermen all have fat asses because they wall crawl.#Also I just jumped to Kafka being spiderman because of the whole Kaiju thing.#But I would also be down for a purple; sword welding; wisecracking Hoshina Spiderman variant #Like a JJJ meets Headline moment.#(Headline is JJJ as Spiderman if some of you weren't aware of that)#I like to think that Kafka would be considered an anomaly in Spider verse because of his suit.#I picture it looking like a spider suit #but it acts like a mix between his normal transformation and a version of Venom.#Its not sentient like Venom but it can become partially sentient if he comes under extreme duress (Like he fights Isao again)#Kafka gains his powers SWALLOWING the spider.#and it was the same size as the mini Kaiju that turned him.#He's now a version of Spiderman that's now terrified of spiders.#last thought #Has there been any version of Spider Man that had a romantic relationship with their reality's version of Jonah Jameson?

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alfdefolf · 10 months

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oh nothing just thinking about how toki wartooth quite literally loves like a dog

#toki wartooth #metalocalypse #FUCK YOU MAGNUS IM PUTTING YOUR ASS IN A NURSING HOME #FUCK DETHKLOK FOR THE TIMES THEY TOOK HIM FOR GRANTED #HE LOVES YOU GUYS WAKE UP😭😭😭😭#i’m normal #FUCK #he was leashed up and fed dog food bro #he follows everyone around like a puppy #i hate you magnus hammersmith #toki can you please harbor some more hate in your heart #skwisgaar play fetch with him please he adores you #you’re too loyal toki #FUCK THIS SHOW

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suffercerebral · 4 months

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me having gone to bed at 6 am every day for the past week and generally spiraling mentally while rotting in bed waking up this morning: a 4 mile hike in the heat is a really good idea right now, and while we're at it let's start like 3 art projects

#maybe my mom was onto something all these years telling me i'm bipolar #no i don't think i am but i do technically have a bpd diagnosis so like. mood swings up the fucking wazoo are not new #but i am not one to be like 'exercise will fix me'#i've also just come to terms recently with the fact that i didn't kill myself already so might as well start thinking of the long term #so not being in constant pain when im older is something im actually thinking of now #so like. gotta move more which i was doing during this semester! walking like 3 miles a day which didn't help brain but #it's gotta be good for you anyway even if i don't get the endorphins everyone says you get when working out #that's neverrrr been me bc also chronic illness w exercise intolerance #so it's like. wah i have a desire to move my body more and know it's beneficial #but chronic illness + mental illness + trying not to think about exercise in terms of weight loss bc i'm trying not to make that the goal #although certainly wouldn't be mad if that was the result but if i prioritize it over just overall health it's gonna make me obsessive #i'm saying a lot of words. i have no one to really talk to so i once again come to tumblr as a public diary #ANYWAY. trying to find balance with wanting to exercise for overall well-being but dealing with other factors like chronic illness #which has actually been under the most control it's been in years i barely even consider myself (physicslly) disabled these days #and also balancing the fact that while my disordered eating has never recovered and i still have extremely bad relationship with myself #im in a relatively better place with that. i'm not starving myself and im not going through binge/purge cycles #but my relationship with food and eating is still very much unhealthy #and i don't think that will ever really change bc it's so ingrained in the everything about me #i don't really know what i'm talking ahout anymore or what prompted this #i can't simply just say 'i'm gonna go for a hike today' and be normal about. always gotta psycho analyze myself #im in a very weird stage in my life where i feel like i have control over nothing and i barely even exist in my own body #im just like a cacophony of voices trapped inside a meat suit but im not in the drivers seat im stuffed in the trunk and tied up #and the guy driving is an old blind mind who should have lost his license his ass is NOT road safe!#so it's like i have all these ideas and desires and feelings and ahh!! but hey i'm locked up here let me out please #and also the state of the world. so bleak and hopeless and paralyzing that i've just kind of shut my feelings off so i'm rapidly switching #between numbness and overwhelming agony #what the fuck am i talking about

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