went down the adonis tag god i love that loser
adonis vs v but its just them trying to prove one is grosser than the other (it was close until adonis whipped out the "i eat raw meat" because i dont remember whether or not v has a piss kink but i wouldn't put it past him)
v: youre just a weird butterfly how could you be any weirder than me
adonis: yeah? what's this?
(adonis shows off his collection of sweat rags)
v: oh wtf same
adonis: my darling has to bathe me or else i wont shower
v: ?? okay??? the only time i shower is when i steal my darling's soaps loser
adonis and v in unison: stfu i have a dirty underwear collection
Actually, Adonis bathes himself pretty regularly. V is the one who has to be held at gun point to bathe. V does have a piss kink, but it's nothing compared to Adonis' levels of depravity. I think V is the bigger loser and Adonis is the more disgusting one, but there really isn't a huge gap between them. One wants you to piss on him and the other wants to put you in a cage and potentially mix his cum into your food.... Honestly Adonis would probably do the same if he didn't hate himself so much
I'd still pick Adonis over V because underneath all that filth he's just a huge simp/sweetheart. V is an asshole through and through
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Gross eddie coercing the (prim & proper) teacher's pet!reader into giving him a bj to pay for some weed after she's had a very stressful few weeks.
Unfortunately he hasn't showered in a few days since the plumbing in his trailer has been fucking up and he doesn't care enough to go shower at school or a friend's house.
That blowjob morphs into him making her suck and lick on his balls, but then he's standing above her and keeps pushing her lower and lower until she's reluctantly pressing a kiss to hairy, sweaty hole.
He keeps her down there until he's satisfied with her rimming abilities, and he's sure that her tongue won't forget the taste of his asshole.
Little does Eddie know that reader has been dripping from her panties ever since he suggested the bj, and she's been dying to have her face pressed against his gross, musky crotch for ages.
God I'm so into gross!eddie omg
wait stop this is so hot
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Eddie was surprised when you asked, raising a judgmental brow at your pleading eyes. He gave you a once over, stopping to fix his gaze on your plump lips, raw and cracked from your incessant chewing. Your hair was in disarray and your eyeliner was uneven, the bags under your eyes barely covered by your concealer. Your blouse was tight, hugging the curve of your tits and dipping down at your waist and back up at your hips. Your leggings were tight, sinking into the slit of your puffy nether lips, creating a divide, a mouthwatering outline of your cunt.
“Okay,” he replied, devilish expression painted on his features.
You smiled, agreeing to meet him in your lecture hall late in the afternoon when you were left alone to grade an endless pile of essays, and soon, Eddie Munson.
“Are you sure it's okay to smoke in here?” You inquired, looking up at the little vents on the high ceilings.
“Yeah,” Eddie sighed, hopping onto your professor's desk, “it’ll be fine.” He scratched at his oily hair that was falling flatter at the crown than his usual voluminous mane. He flicked his fingers, ridding himself of the building dandruff. You stared at him, tired eyes lost.
You wrung your hands from nerves, unable to take your eyes off of him. His back was hunched, sitting improperly with the sleeves of his shirt pulled up to his elbows. The off-white color made you question if it had been washed. You doubted it, he had been wearing it all week. A slight waft of his stench hit your nose, you hated the way you leaned into the smell.
“So,” he broke the silence with a clap of his hands, “what’re you looking for?”
“Jus’” you mumbled, gazing at the ground where your shoes brushed each other with nerves, “the, um, the normal stuff.”
Eddie grinned, swallowing the gum that had long since lost its flavor, “okay, 'the normal stuff'." He rummaged through his black lunch box. “How’s a standard joint then, hm?”
“Yeah, okay,” you nodded. You reached into your pocket, pulling out a crumpled dollar bill. “Dang it,” you muttered. Dang it, he thought, of course, a prissy thing like you doesn’t curse. “I had more in here, I swear,” you looked at him shamefully.
You dropped your head into your hands with a sigh, “sorry to waste your time, Eddie. It’s been a tough week.”
He looked at your knees, facing each other, making you look weak and vulnerable, yet, in the perfect position to get on your knees. He'd craved to see such a sight. The uptight, prudish teacher's pet on her knees, mouth full of his balls, length of his cock on her face.
"Well," he leaned back on his forearms, looking at you from over his bulge. You stared hopefully at him, "I do take alternative payment." He ran a hand down his stomach stopping where his jeans began, patting playfully at his groin.
Your heart jumped, looking right at the bump in his jeans. You glanced at him, tilting your head, "are you serious?"
Eddie smirked at you, "how badly do you want it?"
Shivering, you walked closer. You stopped between his spread thighs. Eddie caught the way you focused on his erection, already hardened from watching you walk over, avoiding eye contact and blinking rapidly. Your arms were pulled behind your back, giving him another view of your cunt, legging sinking into every crevice.
You stopped before him, attempting to swallow your nerves before you sunk down to your knees. Eddie stared down at you, your eyes displayed nervousness and darkness he resembled lust. He sat up to unzip his pants, lifting his hips just enough to allow him to slide them off. You flinched as his hard cock jumped out, pink head aimed perfectly in the direction of your mouth.
You examined it, taking in every vein that ran up the shaft, his tightened balls, and curly bush that ran down the sides. You licked your lips, shyly creeping closer, inhaling deeper and deeper as you shyly neared.
You licked the head, eliciting a moan, your brow furrowed as a tangy flavor slid down your throat. His dick was hot, matching the heat of your body caused by his look of pleasure. You took his head into your mouth, suckling at it, drawing out the sour substances that came to the surface, sighing at the taste.
Eddie gripped your hair when you sunk slower, yearning for the feeling of his cock in your throat. You salivated as he hit the back of your throat, spit running down his balls, causing him to shiver. Pulling back, you blinked up at him, eyes watery.
He groaned at the sight of you, your darkening lips and drool coating your chin. He pushed you back in, angling your head towards his balls. You took one into your mouth, his heavy balls filled your mouth to the brim as you played with them. His cock jumped uncontrollably, smacking your forehead until it rose once more.
His musk was concentrated between his thighs, putrid and disgusting. You became more aggressive, sucking and pulling on his sack, occasionally raising your head up to stick his thick cock in your throat. He tasted sour, you grimaced as every drop of precum touched your tongue, but you dove in for more just as quickly. Your pussy throbbed, dripping and soaking through your panties and tight leggings.
Eddie looked down at you, desperately licking at him, eyes closed and legs shut tight. Your hands held his thighs, keeping him close to your welcoming mouth. He grabbed your hair again, pushing you lower. He was met with some resistance, you were lost in the taste of him. He almost came right then at the thought of your desperate tongue on his asshole.
You looked up at him as he forced you to sink lower. You closed your eyes, curly pubes tickling your lashes. he smelled unclean, felt unclean, almost as dirty as what you were doing.
Your nose was lodged between his crack when he stood, “Lick,” he demanded. Your glassy, black rimmed eyes were hard to see, covered by his spit-slicked cock and balls, but the reluctance was too obvious to miss. “Kiss it.”
You blinked, dropping lower. You turned and settled your head between his fuzzy thigh, nose pressed into his deliciously foul musk. You flushed at the excitement that built inside you. You swirled your tongue around the puckered hole, relishing in the sound that slipped from Eddie’s pretty mouth.
He looked down at where you had disappeared, reduced to spread thighs, and thin, drenched pants. He felt his cock jump at the fact that you were aroused by sucking him off, mouthing obscenely at his unwashed ass. “Shit, just like that,” he growled when your tongue pushed against his hole. “Dirty girl.”
Your hand slipped between your thighs, middle finger running up your slit. Your legs closed reflexively but your finger didn’t slow, moving with the same fervor as your tongue that savored the flavor and eagerly breathed in his scent.
“You like being between my legs? Licking me clean?”
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