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incorrectbatfam · 1 day
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Welcome to Gotham, the greatest city in the world, where we have smells like:
• Exhaust fumes
• Chemical waste
• Eggs
• Weed
• A porta potty at Lollapalooza
• Batburger fryer grease
• Day-old opened beer
• Anime convention BO
• Strangely alluring flowers
• Something burning
• Microwaved fish
• Corpses
• Sewage
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sodorinfection · 17 hours
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Remember, Just because they're immune, doesn't mean they're safe
LOG 2 PART 2
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Omg hiiiii! *regurgitates blood into your mouth because you had a bad hunt and we have a grooming relationship and we’re both girls and also vampire bats* uwu!!
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qcoded · 1 month
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Redrew a panel of Makima and Denji w/ these two :P aghhh the blood on their clothes looks a bit weird 😭
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mothsartart · 4 months
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call me a dog and see how i bite
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doubleca5t · 2 months
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i hope you get maggots in ur neo vagina
I hope your crush becomes a swiftie
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heartfullofleeches · 5 months
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went down the adonis tag god i love that loser
adonis vs v but its just them trying to prove one is grosser than the other (it was close until adonis whipped out the "i eat raw meat" because i dont remember whether or not v has a piss kink but i wouldn't put it past him)
v: youre just a weird butterfly how could you be any weirder than me
adonis: yeah? what's this?
(adonis shows off his collection of sweat rags)
v: oh wtf same
adonis: my darling has to bathe me or else i wont shower
v: ?? okay??? the only time i shower is when i steal my darling's soaps loser
adonis and v in unison: stfu i have a dirty underwear collection
Actually, Adonis bathes himself pretty regularly. V is the one who has to be held at gun point to bathe. V does have a piss kink, but it's nothing compared to Adonis' levels of depravity. I think V is the bigger loser and Adonis is the more disgusting one, but there really isn't a huge gap between them. One wants you to piss on him and the other wants to put you in a cage and potentially mix his cum into your food.... Honestly Adonis would probably do the same if he didn't hate himself so much
I'd still pick Adonis over V because underneath all that filth he's just a huge simp/sweetheart. V is an asshole through and through
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zorosdimples · 1 month
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nasty men who rifle through your dirty clothes. they inspect each pair of your worn underwear to determine which has the most discharge on it; they plan to jerk off while licking at your essence, sucking it out of the cotton gusset.
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imsorry-forthat · 1 year
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GROSSPO
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rivertigo · 1 year
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If bullets Gerard Way was a girl who got periods i know she would not change that pad enough. She’d be day 3 same pad smelling like skunk weed emitting green fog clouds from her hooch. Her pussy stink would be noxious. It would send people to the hospital
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Tracklist:
40 Years Super Hot Body Ready for Party • Aries Taurus Gemini Cancer Leo Virgo Libra and Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn Aquarius Pisces Fart Song • Butterflies Scared My Cat When I Was Burping in Your Face on Wednesday Morning • Drunk Log out with Spooky Music Settings on My Firm Tits Pictures • Grandpa Says Fuck While Grandma Screams What Repeated Several Times • Grumpy Trumpy Python Toddler Taxi with False News and Emotions • Hugging Blood Thirsty Vampires with a Transylvanian Accent and Slapped Butts • I Farted as an Official Statement Against Global Warming, Expressing My Worries! • I’m Handsome When Wearing a Bag on My Head, Said the Horny Motherfuckers Politely • Is That Cellulite or Just Your Ugly Face? • Kindergarten Farting Fanfare Discussed with Disgusting Asian Clay Warriors Terracotta Song • Leaking Ladies Xylophone Solo Learning with Lusty Lashes Song • Lisping on Penis Peyote Creaking Mirth Radio, Let’s Lisp! Song • Lowering My Filthy Boobs to the Height of Your Curly Chest Hair with Freckles • Mom’s Cleaning Closet Looks Like a Women’s Porn Stash • My Gay Expense Combination Password Gore Seeking Battle Was Sinning • My Hangover Got Hung over by a Hung Guy from Hungary • My Horoscope Sign Is Poop and Yours Is Farts • Nearly Touching Myself with Your Girlfriend’s Hands While Doing the Dishes • Peeing a Farting Swearing Shouting and Pooping in Different Languages Made Me Famous Song • Petite Girls Liked My Fat Farts in Skinny Jeans with Justice • Pooping a Masterpiece in the Little Boys Room on National TV Broadcast • Puerto Del Penis Summer Holiday with Topless Sun Bathing and Surfing Fun • Puking Girls Are Holding Each Others Hair While Selling Butter to Pregnant Vomiting Men • Real Sharks Was a Great Accessory for My Swimming Pool Party Massacre • Relaxing Music for Penis Boys and Vagina Girls, I Have Money Cash, Yes! • Rescuing My Penis from Your Vagina at the Last Minute, Whoah! • Scary Music and Naked Ladies Cemetery Collection Flickering Through Growth • Shaking Sausages in the Men’s Room and Dangling Coconuts • Short Temper Anus Removal with Lipstick on the Collar • Shouting Poopers to Girls While a Crying Man Is Pooping Poop, How Adorable Screaming Babies Are! • Silly Talking Childish Macho Man Thanking Prayers for God’s Food Yes Hello! • Skinny Bitch, Fat Bitch, Rich Bitch, Poor Bitch, All Bitches Poop! • Smelling That Pussy in the Air at the Private Night Club Farting Room • Smudging Chocolate over the Toilet, So Everyone Would Think I Pooped • Sneaking Beans into Your Butthole While U Talk to a Handsome Stranger • Snuggling in Satan’s Satin Sheets with Shattered Dreams and No Boner Song • Solitary Fighting My Big Toe with the Desolate Strangler • Spoiling Desert by Pulling Your Finger Thirteen Times in a Row • Strolling with Morning Wood in the Woods While Mourning to This Song • Stutter and Chinese Food Destroyed My Artwork in the Toilet Bowl Coffee Shop • Sunny Morning Boner at the Beach Gym Towel Rental Song • Surprisingly Soft Boobs on the Milf Statue in the Garden of Jugs, Oh It Was Your Mom Sorry! •
Taming My Daughter’s Boyfriend with Booze and Fists of Agony • Teleporting My Cock to the Urinals Hurts When Peeing Penis Action • That Penis Is Not Mine, Stop Accusing Me of Curing Your Cancer! What • The Brothel Cup Cake Dispenser Had a Variety of Chocolate Brownies Too • The Giggling Killer Was Invited for Tea and Mustard with a Former Laughing Idiot • The Headache Fuckers with Migraine Were Chopping Fucking Painkillers • The Itchy Vampire Vagina Was a Gothic Curse from Medieval Times Song • The Lying Bitch Hermit Ducking Group Was Insisting on Bitch Slaps • The Penis Teens Shouting Squad Declared War on the Vagina Milfs Departure • The Pussy Cock Was Meowing and Cock-a-Doodle-Dooing with Glance • The Singing Orgy Group Remembered My Fancy Birthday Party, Super! • The Sock on My Penis Shook the Genuine Spokesman While Crying Song • The Syphilis Motown Singers Were Blowing Deranged Adultery at Me Song • The Toy Collector’s Mature Attitude Otter Raised Homeland Security Breach • The Triangle of Pussy and Clipping Smoothies Burping Smootch • Typical Asian Food Poured into the Purse of an European Hooker Prostitute Igloo • Under Water Farting Wiz Nick Y Minaj Naked Twerking Shower Saloon Barf Thong • Updating My Profile Picture While Pooping Macaroni with Japanese Subtitles • Using Mother´s Panther Underwear Because of Broken Shopping Bag to the Store • Washing Hamburgers with Dirty Sauce in Leather Pants While Howling • What Ugly Shit on Your Finger! Oh, It’s Your Wedding Ring? It’s Very Nice! • Whistling and Farting a Heavenly Polyphonic Song for Dying Virgins • Violin Licking Sounds by a Hard Baritone Dick Song Licker • Young Girls Selling Old Men´s Boxers in Thongs with Soulful Tutti-Frutti • Your Butthole Swallowed My Telephone, Will It Come out from the Mouth Then? • Your Mom´s Butt Massage Seems Innocent at First, Before Handing out Religious Leaflets
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longing-for-rain · 24 days
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You are WAY too dismissive when you respond to post done of those are serious topics and it cone off privilege calssist and abelist to say a bunch of things that don’t matter aren’t realated or jokes next to real things because how are people supposed to know what’s real and not? I really hate how Aang hater always are insensitive rude racist just because he not streptypical pretty boy like Zuko it so obvious you jus want to fuck him so pathetic so gross hes 16 and you act this way you jealous self insert on Katara and attack anyone who disagrees is sick. Go die you homophobic racist colonizer dick sucking piece of shit i fucking hate Zutara and Zutara shipper stop hating Aang, stop being racist, and leave people alone
I just put my menstrual cup in the wrong way in the shower and had the weirdest sounding queef
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idkfindingmyself · 9 months
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~ g r 0 s s p o ~ tw!!!!!
( adding numbers in words so i dont get b4nned lol)
-i just cant get these thoughts out of my head about eating dead animals everytime i eat something:
- imagine how many birds, bugs, snakes got stuck and sl4ughtered in wheat h4rvesting / plant agriculture
- imagine how many feather & d3ad snake 0rgans are currently in food processors/ industries
- do you really think all factories are clean? at least ONE rat gets sm4shed into the food you’re eating rn
- nothing is really vegan if you think bout it
- we are literally eating organs from animals that were k1lled
- scientists still argue what is the percentage of animal field d3aths in plant productions BUT ITS NEVER 0%
- this is one of the most controversial topics amongst vegans so im not here for that im here for making myself fast longer
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junkartie · 1 month
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Do any of u cough up a huge phelm of flesh and blood to signify the end of ur sore throat (like, youve had a sore throat from being ill for a while and once u cough it up it ends) or is this something i should be worried abt. This happens like clockwork every time im sick and its even a running joke that “jays trying to cough up their ball of flesh” but also im worried thats not usual LMAO
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heartfullofleeches · 8 months
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Oh really? You don't like the idea of Adonis licking your dirty underwear? You don't like the idea of him pissing on your chest while you sleep? And when you wake up you'll punish him?
Me personally? I like the idea. 🥰
Nahhhhh chief you foul for that second one (and he'd prefer if it was you doing that but I didn't say this you can't prove it). Adonis definitely asks to do your laundry and if you check on him for whatever reason you'll find him huffing your clothes like they're his drug of choice. Probably memorizes the brand so he can buy new ones and throw them in the washer instead of his precious possessions
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prettybabybaby · 2 years
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Gross eddie coercing the (prim & proper) teacher's pet!reader into giving him a bj to pay for some weed after she's had a very stressful few weeks.
Unfortunately he hasn't showered in a few days since the plumbing in his trailer has been fucking up and he doesn't care enough to go shower at school or a friend's house.
That blowjob morphs into him making her suck and lick on his balls, but then he's standing above her and keeps pushing her lower and lower until she's reluctantly pressing a kiss to hairy, sweaty hole.
He keeps her down there until he's satisfied with her rimming abilities, and he's sure that her tongue won't forget the taste of his asshole.
Little does Eddie know that reader has been dripping from her panties ever since he suggested the bj, and she's been dying to have her face pressed against his gross, musky crotch for ages.
God I'm so into gross!eddie omg
wait stop this is so hot
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content: gross!eddie, fem!reader, oral (m!receiving), rimming
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Eddie was surprised when you asked, raising a judgmental brow at your pleading eyes. He gave you a once over, stopping to fix his gaze on your plump lips, raw and cracked from your incessant chewing. Your hair was in disarray and your eyeliner was uneven, the bags under your eyes barely covered by your concealer. Your blouse was tight, hugging the curve of your tits and dipping down at your waist and back up at your hips. Your leggings were tight, sinking into the slit of your puffy nether lips, creating a divide, a mouthwatering outline of your cunt.
“Okay,” he replied, devilish expression painted on his features.
You smiled, agreeing to meet him in your lecture hall late in the afternoon when you were left alone to grade an endless pile of essays, and soon, Eddie Munson.
“Are you sure it's okay to smoke in here?” You inquired, looking up at the little vents on the high ceilings.
“Yeah,” Eddie sighed, hopping onto your professor's desk, “it’ll be fine.” He scratched at his oily hair that was falling flatter at the crown than his usual voluminous mane. He flicked his fingers, ridding himself of the building dandruff. You stared at him, tired eyes lost.
You wrung your hands from nerves, unable to take your eyes off of him. His back was hunched, sitting improperly with the sleeves of his shirt pulled up to his elbows. The off-white color made you question if it had been washed. You doubted it, he had been wearing it all week. A slight waft of his stench hit your nose, you hated the way you leaned into the smell.
“So,” he broke the silence with a clap of his hands, “what’re you looking for?”
“Jus’” you mumbled, gazing at the ground where your shoes brushed each other with nerves, “the, um, the normal stuff.”
Eddie grinned, swallowing the gum that had long since lost its flavor, “okay, 'the normal stuff'." He rummaged through his black lunch box. “How’s a standard joint then, hm?”
“Yeah, okay,” you nodded. You reached into your pocket, pulling out a crumpled dollar bill. “Dang it,” you muttered. Dang it, he thought, of course, a prissy thing like you doesn’t curse. “I had more in here, I swear,” you looked at him shamefully.
You dropped your head into your hands with a sigh, “sorry to waste your time, Eddie. It’s been a tough week.”
He looked at your knees, facing each other, making you look weak and vulnerable, yet, in the perfect position to get on your knees. He'd craved to see such a sight. The uptight, prudish teacher's pet on her knees, mouth full of his balls, length of his cock on her face.
"Well," he leaned back on his forearms, looking at you from over his bulge. You stared hopefully at him, "I do take alternative payment." He ran a hand down his stomach stopping where his jeans began, patting playfully at his groin.
Your heart jumped, looking right at the bump in his jeans. You glanced at him, tilting your head, "are you serious?"
Eddie smirked at you, "how badly do you want it?"
Shivering, you walked closer. You stopped between his spread thighs. Eddie caught the way you focused on his erection, already hardened from watching you walk over, avoiding eye contact and blinking rapidly. Your arms were pulled behind your back, giving him another view of your cunt, legging sinking into every crevice.
You stopped before him, attempting to swallow your nerves before you sunk down to your knees. Eddie stared down at you, your eyes displayed nervousness and darkness he resembled lust. He sat up to unzip his pants, lifting his hips just enough to allow him to slide them off. You flinched as his hard cock jumped out, pink head aimed perfectly in the direction of your mouth.
You examined it, taking in every vein that ran up the shaft, his tightened balls, and curly bush that ran down the sides. You licked your lips, shyly creeping closer, inhaling deeper and deeper as you shyly neared.
You licked the head, eliciting a moan, your brow furrowed as a tangy flavor slid down your throat. His dick was hot, matching the heat of your body caused by his look of pleasure. You took his head into your mouth, suckling at it, drawing out the sour substances that came to the surface, sighing at the taste.
Eddie gripped your hair when you sunk slower, yearning for the feeling of his cock in your throat. You salivated as he hit the back of your throat, spit running down his balls, causing him to shiver. Pulling back, you blinked up at him, eyes watery.
He groaned at the sight of you, your darkening lips and drool coating your chin. He pushed you back in, angling your head towards his balls. You took one into your mouth, his heavy balls filled your mouth to the brim as you played with them. His cock jumped uncontrollably, smacking your forehead until it rose once more.
His musk was concentrated between his thighs, putrid and disgusting. You became more aggressive, sucking and pulling on his sack, occasionally raising your head up to stick his thick cock in your throat. He tasted sour, you grimaced as every drop of precum touched your tongue, but you dove in for more just as quickly. Your pussy throbbed, dripping and soaking through your panties and tight leggings.
Eddie looked down at you, desperately licking at him, eyes closed and legs shut tight. Your hands held his thighs, keeping him close to your welcoming mouth. He grabbed your hair again, pushing you lower. He was met with some resistance, you were lost in the taste of him. He almost came right then at the thought of your desperate tongue on his asshole.
You looked up at him as he forced you to sink lower. You closed your eyes, curly pubes tickling your lashes. he smelled unclean, felt unclean, almost as dirty as what you were doing.
Your nose was lodged between his crack when he stood, “Lick,” he demanded. Your glassy, black rimmed eyes were hard to see, covered by his spit-slicked cock and balls, but the reluctance was too obvious to miss. “Kiss it.”
You blinked, dropping lower. You turned and settled your head between his fuzzy thigh, nose pressed into his deliciously foul musk. You flushed at the excitement that built inside you. You swirled your tongue around the puckered hole, relishing in the sound that slipped from Eddie’s pretty mouth.
He looked down at where you had disappeared, reduced to spread thighs, and thin, drenched pants. He felt his cock jump at the fact that you were aroused by sucking him off, mouthing obscenely at his unwashed ass. “Shit, just like that,” he growled when your tongue pushed against his hole. “Dirty girl.”
Your hand slipped between your thighs, middle finger running up your slit. Your legs closed reflexively but your finger didn’t slow, moving with the same fervor as your tongue that savored the flavor and eagerly breathed in his scent.
“You like being between my legs? Licking me clean?”
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