#not jesus

[gramarobin]

ouch. I know I did. I'm so sorry.

[randybacchus2u]

Is this the correct answer?

[terrifiedtrinket]

me when i get crucified for the 7th time

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[malinastharlock]

✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧ʸᵃʸ today is the day the Easter Bunny rose from the grave to give kids chocolate eggs and promote fucking. Now let's all go dance around the Maypole and have an orgy while the kids are distracted with plastic grass and treats.

[goodwitchazurafan666]

Found a puritanism quiz. took it on behalf of belos.

the quiz, for those interested, can be found here: https://uquiz.com/quiz/zwSFsT?p=1470119

[heathernoel-art]

Con Air Hair

[itsdappleagain]

jesus no

[nighthawkes]

I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.

[wolfythewitch]

jesus holding a lamb based on that painting of jesus holding a lamb

[greykolla-art]

My blog has become infested with angst goblins, and they must be fed with some hypothetical scenarios!🙏💚

[lauriemarch]

bless this iteration of Percy Jackson for genuinely believing, for at least three seconds, that he is the second coming of Christ

[othersidedisc]

[sayruq]

[gammagoop]

this the only platform i have to post this joke

[mo-mode]

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”