#not sponsored but i wish i was

[rowdy-revenant]

Just a tip to any DMs/GMs who run games online, @2minutetabletop is a wonderful resource. The maps are beautiful, there's practically any setting you could want, they often come with variations and for anyone who might not be able to spend money on assets, many are PWYC/free. I probably use 2minute for 90% of my maps, my players can confirm they're sick as fuck

[chickenleafs-world]

no context, just thinking of him 💕😍💖

[throathole]

[canisalbus]

i've returned for 2 seconds to tell you that they're not leaving my head. (sort of unrelated but i've been thinking as well. what if vasco died before machete ? what would go down)

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[cerealboxlore]

Do you think Billy Batson is allowed to enter Olympus???

Would Zeus vouch for him and let him in?

Is there a door in the Rock of Eternity that opens up to Olympus?

Just imagine. This small boy in a red sweater, walking into Olympus, surrounded by ethereal and immortal gods and goddesses, just to like, pick some nice flowers for his adopted mom on Mother's Day. Or, maybe he's having lunch with some gods or deities, like that one comic panel where Billy is eating ice cream on the moon with powerful mages/people.

Would Billy Batson share a pizza with Hades? Would he have lemonade with Hera? Would Billy invite Mary to have breakfast with Artemis and Apollo?

There are so many questions, and not enough time in the day to write a cute little domestic fic about Billy Batson and his adventures in Olympus.

[thebibliosphere]

Gotham Knights is 80% off again to celebrate Bruce Wayne's birthday (along with a bunch of other Batman stuff).

This isn't a sponsored post. I just want more people to yell about this game with and I know a bunch of you were waiting for it to go on sale.

Also, I finally got @mothman-etd to buy a copy so we can play co-op. I am excited :D

[jojo-schmo]

Oh dang oh gosh oops JetPens came out with more Japanese Kirby writing utensils and my wallet magically opened and now I own them! Oh golly!

Well I always advocate for fancy stationary and office supplies whenever possible! I mean my pencil case in that photo is very well loved lol

Side note, that beige Waddle Dee Pentel pen is, for lack of a better term, one of the sexiest pens I have ever written with. It’s got a NEEDLEPOINT tip and it’s delicious feeling. Makes meetings almost worth it lol

Anyway I’m not sponsored by JetPens but I wanna be ;)

[princelancey]

An interesting development 👀

[isdalinarhot]

I would send Dalinar a box of assorted chocolates for Valentine’s Day but unfortunately he is a Vorin man so instead I will give him flamin hot cheetos in a heart shaped Tupperware container

[lina-studen]

assigning my favorite music albums to the main cast of "nevermore": part one.

lenore — "viertel vor irgendwas" by betterov.

it touches on themes of loneliness, isolation, feeling out of place, scared and lost. but there's also hope, an urge to change as a person and, of course, love. the music is very beautiful too, I'm imagining lenore sitting at the rooftop and listening to "nacht".

duke — "bunka" by eve.

I decided that this pop-rock album could reflect his mischievous nature. some songs are a bit circus-coded, if that makes sense, the others are more chill with a comforting flair to them.

pluto — "the birds outside sang" by florist.

this album never fails to break my heart. the melodies are light, but strong. the songs use simple, every day imagery, but it's impossible not to feel how much emotion and trauma is hidden between the lines. take "1914", for example: "please remember to feed the cat, please remember that I'm never coming back". ugh.

morella — "flip that" by loona.

I relate to this character in some ways, so I think we could share the same favorite group. but while I'm more of a [xx] girl myself, something refreshing and cute like [fl!p that] would suit morella perfectly. I can picture her enjoying "pale blue dot" very clearly.

eulalie — "ad mare" by nmixx.

even I disliked this album at first, but it grew on me a lot, and I just know that eulalie gets it too! and appreciates experiments in music! she seems like a real enjoyer of bizarre noisy pop.

berenice — "совершенный пустяк" ("sovershenniy pustyak") by нежное это (nezhnoe eto).

she's a bit of an enigma for me, so it may sound like a strange choice. the songs there are chill and cheerful, but often touch on some pretty dark themes, creating a puzzling contrast. that's probably something berenice could like.

note: I wasn't aiming for 100% accuracy, just choosing the albums that I actually love, listen to (no skips!) and heavily recommend. it's all purely based on vibes that I get from the characters.

[mkaleidescopel]

Listen man I know it’s been said many times but I miss Jenna Marbles

[unicornrepublic]

Idk where else to put this but I just need to let y'all know. If you have any BFRBs, I really can't recommend NAC enough. I have trichotillomania, dermatillomania, and dermatophagia and they have gotten SO bad recently. Especially the trich. My psychiatrist said he saw a study that said taking N-acetyl cysteine or NAC tablets help, but none of his clients have tried it so he told me to let him know if it works.

I've only been on them for 3 weeks and I have seen such major difference, I'm pulling and biting and picking way way way less frequently now. Sometimes I feel like I go a whole day without it. I feel like I can finally see a light at the end of the tunnel. It's a supplement so you don't need a prescription, I got a bottle for $8 at The Vitamin Shoppe. I take 1200 mg daily but I see some people say they need to take 1800-2400 for it to help.

After feeling out of control for so long I feel like I'm finally gaining some semblance of control back and I feel a lot happier and more confident. Now I just have to wait for everything to grow back lol. But please look into it if you haven't found anything else that works!

[goldenpinof]

i don't want to be negative, ignore me if you don't agree but i am the only one thinking something is not right with dnp? that last video has me worried a bit about how far they will go for a paycheck? while a few months ago dan expressed why he quit youtube and why he doesn't want to get his channel another chance, him doing all of this with phil feels a little weird? i don't hate it, just find it contradictary

theory brought to you by @cardsagainstdnpg (and me): he is funding the wad production. so technically, dnpg sponsors are to get money to minimise all the expenses for wad taping (venue booking, staff, editing, equipment, promo, etc.). we will see if they slow down by April-May with sponsorships (or just gonna start choosing them wiser).

but on the other hand, Dan did say that there would be sponsorships on dnpg. he warned us when they came back. i wonder if he already realistically knew/suspected some wad stuff. but until someone buys the rights and Dan gets that fucking cheque for wad, we will have to witness a lot of contradictions, i'm afraid.

(p.s. are we funding dinok by clicking these spon links as well? who knows)

[hiskillingjar]

ugh your kinktober fics ruled so hard!!! Also, if you were up for taking requests, could I request some fox streaming mc with humiliation/general nastiness. I really loved the parts that touched on that for day 29

thank youuuuu and i gotcha ✌

1000+ words, fox/mc, third person. is it humiliation if you're too dumb to be embarrassed? the world may never know. cw for coerced consent :P

"You know what happens, folks! If we get to three hundred tokens in the next hour, I'll turn up the Sybian another notch!"

Fox grinned widely as he watched the subject writhe helplessly on top of the heavy-duty toy, their thick, parted thighs trembling wildly as their hips bucked against the vibrating rubber, desperate and hungry for more.

Thick chains and shackles around their wrists kept their arms held high above their head, and a metal ring between their teeth reduced any pleas or beggings for mercy into mindless mumbles and spittle down their chin and their heaving chest, ample breasts bouncing and moving in time with each of their erratic thrusts.

His own private porno, that he was being so gracious and sharing with hundreds, if not thousands of happily paying viewers.

Seeing such a mindless display of desperation would have been humiliating for anyone, especially when it was played back in real-time in front of their wide, waiting eyes on three full-size computer screens, each screen fixated on a different angle of their naked, shaking body, not an inch of skin left behind or not scrutinised over.

But not for this subject,

Their dead, thoughtless eyes were fixed on a fourth, smaller screen on Fox's computer desk, which was playing their favourite loop of endless VHS static, keeping them in a blissful haze of conditioned thoughtlessness and ignorance, no longer a mind but a body, a body built for service and submission, a vessel for pleasure and delicious pain.

Speaking of which…

"Ah, there we are, three hundred tokens already." Fox mused to himself, turning his attention onto the computer screen with a hidden grin, smiling even wider when the number of tokens kept ticking upwards, showing him just how eager his audience were. "My, my, we're an eager bunch today, aren't we? Of course, I had no doubt we'd get there with plenty of time to spare. I have total faith in my lovely audience!"

Fox let out a playful huff through his nose as he approached the subject, tilting his head as an involuntary spasm shot through their body, making it still and shiver mindlessly on top of the buzzing toy.

"Well, you know what comes next, darling," He crooned, pushing a hand through the subject's hair (for the sake of the camera more than anything else, since they were past the point of feeling any sensation other than the toy between their legs) as he crouched down at their side and turned up the notch on the toy. "Up we go!"

The subject squealed helplessly as their writhing body thrashed on top of the toy, the rumbling vibrations getting louder and louder as they were gradually inched up, vibrating against and stimulating their sopping wet cunt even more.

"God, I hope you can all see that," Fox mumbled hungrily (mostly to himself), hurrying to stand to his feet and take a smaller camera from its tripod, bringing the lens down to his level at the subject's side and zooming in on the wet mound of their slit. The wet sheen of pre-cum totally covered the short fuzz of pubic hair over their mound, their thighs, and the rubber top of the Sybian. "Just look at that, would you?" He said, indulgently running his tongue over his jaws under his metal mask, getting all the more hungry himself. "And not a single thought behind those eyes but getting their cunt wet. Fuck."

He idly palmed himself under his trousers, squeezing as his cock grew harder and harder at the sight of the subject as the camera panned up to their sweaty face.

Their eyes (empty, expressionless, like glass eyes embedded in porcelain or plastic, a doll's eyes) were still glued ahead and fixed on the static, dazed and totally thoughtless, giving away not even an inch of interest towards their audience (or towards Fox) as they huffed desperate little whimpers and whines against the metal ring gag, still drooling thick strings of spittle down their chest.

It was utterly pornographic, but Fox didn't mind that at all. In fact, he'd found that he enjoyed the nature of these streams, even a little more than his last ones.

At least, the clientele wasn't as pushy.

"They don't even have the good grace to be embarrassed about what they're doing," Fox then rasped as he set the camera down on the ground (what would one fucked up angle do, really?) and reached forward to hungrily grope the subject's chest, indulging in their luxuriously smooth skin and the heavy weight of their breast in his palm. "Too dumb, too stupid to even be humiliated. God…" He dragged a claw over the blooming bud of their freshly pierced nipple, giving it a little squeeze. "Can you even imagine how good it would feel sinking your cock into a dumb, little doll like this, that doesn't even have the brain to fight back?"

"Upmff-NNF!"

The subject whined loudly again as another vicious spasm overtook their body, the muscles in their soft thighs tensing up and their thoughtless eyes squeezing shut suddenly, as a sudden gush of liquid shot from their cunt and covered the rubber surface of the Sybian, marking another orgasm earned from their endless torture.

"HA!"

Fox brought his head up with a bark-like laugh, looking over his shoulder to see an explosion of excitement and emojis in the chat, message after message coming in, barely seconds after each other.

"Oh, wow! How impressive! Tell me, was that the third time they came or am I miscounting?" He asked them, ever the attentive showman for his audience, standing back up to his feet and approaching the computer, where the chat was confirming a third orgasm from the subject (and their obvious enjoyment of the display). "Well, well. How sweet, they can't even hold back for a second, can they?" He let out an airy titter as he started to palm his cock again.

"So, you all certainly know what comes next, don't you? If we get to FIVE hundred tokens in the next hour, I'll turn up the Sybian another notch!~"

[halfeatenass]

he's finally here!!!!! he's even more than I ever could have asked for, and was well worth the wait. my only regret is not adding on a couple of Borbs in the Kickstarter to give them to my neurodivergent family members 😶‍🌫️

thank you @friendsplushies for your wonderful ideas, and genuine care towards the ASD/ADHD community!

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[carlyraejepsans]

see the thing with going back to posting to my old literature blog is that (aside from the relief of not having to watch my every word anymore as I'm not speaking in front of 13k people, a substantial amount of which are preteens), is that the audience over there is logically a lot older and more mature than the one for an all ages indie rpg about monsters and friendship.

but also, if someone is annoying to me over here 9 times out of 10 i can rest easy knowing that's probably a kid still learning how to person. when someone is annoyingly on the lit blog it's of the "i am going to argue against the existence of asexuality using gender essentialist talking points from radfem literature" variety and that is, almost unquantifiably, worse. because those people are doing it on purpose.