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doubleddenden · 2 years

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I posted 12,226 times in 2022

That's 13 more posts than 2021!

2,292 posts created (19%)

9,934 posts reblogged (81%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@frivilosity

@trailblazes

@youseiaoi

@daefromjay6

@importedglue891

I tagged 3,127 of my posts in 2022

#toonami - 2,145 posts

#one piece - 521 posts

#nart - 321 posts

#assassination classroom - 243 posts

#lupin the 3rd part 6 - 214 posts

#made in abyss - 158 posts

#shenmue - 121 posts

#pokemon - 119 posts

#yashahime - 95 posts

#attack on titan - 76 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#especially assholes who want to take your very trivial and non important/impactful opinion and want to use it as an excuse to virtue signal

My Top Posts in 2022:

Most Pokémon NPCs: oh, you took a step! What a big boy! Here's 5 Max Revives! Here's a free heal! You're so cool and great! You're the greatest trainer ever! Here's a TM! You're doing so good! You want my house? You want this Pokémon I've had since I was a kid? God, You're so great!

Cylene: pull your weight or die in the wild. Your choice. Oh, you caught some powerful Pokémon and nearly died several times over to do it? Great, here's a recipe. Now get back to work, asshole

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I knew Pokémon would have a tumblr sexyman in Scarlet and Violet, and I really thought it would be this

Or this

But of course, PokeTumblr's new babygirl is this sad man

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A quick look at the timeline since we last checked in

Sonic Frontiers has a song by ONE OK GO and one version says "Fuck the pain away"

Disney proves it truly listens to what fans do not want by making live action Pinocchio, Little Mermaid, and Mufasa, which is a prequel to the much behated live action Lion King

HBO Max nuked a bunch of its animated shows for tax write offs

Uncle Grandpa almost survived with one episode called "Fleas Help Us" before being deleted

Summer Camp Island literally had a whole season ready

WB canned a completed Batgirl movie after spending $98 million. For tax write offs.

FBI raided Trump's Florida home and found hundreds of stolen top secret files, and one includes nuclear defense details on a foreign nation. Yeah he's in very hot shit

Biden administration opens the path for forgiveness for $10k-$20k of student loans, MS decides to tax anyone that gets it

When the Republicans got offended the White House Official Twitter Account revealed the MILLIONS of PPP loans the nay sayers had forgiven individually

NASA Is trying to GET US BACK ON THE MOON BABEY WOOOOOOOOO but unfortunately they had to scrub 2 launches because of engine troubles and a leak

But it's cool! It's cool! They gotta get it right because the end goal is to try and establish a MOTHERFUCKING MOON BASE!!! SOMEBODY HIGH FIVE ME

A machine on Mars the size of a lunch box made about as much oxygen as a small tree, prompting some to think we could have oxygen mines for future manned Marsian missions

Leonardo DiCaprio breaks up with another woman who just turned 25

JK Rowling wrote a book about totally not her being harassed by the very people she demonizes every day as a racist antisemitic ableist TERF and embarrassed herself in front of God and the internet again

After years of failing to sell on the market, Sony makes the decision to INCREASE the price of the PS5 despite only 5 people other than Crypto Dorks having them

Nintendo follows up by revealing they have no plans to change prices, which we all been knew because they still sell years old ports for $60

Gendy Tartokovsky's Primal aired a Dinosaur literally laying eggs up close and personal from its cloaca (side note do dinosaurs have those?)

Gendy is also apparently at the helm of a second PPG reboot in the works

She-Hulk Twerked

Looney Tunes officially ships Bugs X Daffy

3 Avatar Movies in the works. No not the blue people- well yes those too but I meant the one about the bald kid, the second one about Zuko, and the third about Korra

Blue people avatar has a movie coming in December

Reigen Arataka from Mob Psycho 100 wins Twitter poll for Twink Supreme

Reigen does absolutely nothing and wins Ultimate DILF

In an ultimate final clash, Reigen just barely loses to Sans Undertale for Tumblr Sexyman

Tobyfox wrote fanfic about it and posted it to Twitter

On the same exact fucking day Sans defeats Reigen, the Queen of England DIED. Tv stations in mourning across the globe. Meanwhile Irish people and other people directly negatively impacted by colonization by the crown cheered and partied and tumblr and twitter released the crabs 🦀

This is as of September 10th, 2022, not told in any particular chronological order

This has been the look at the timeline, and no, the year is not over yet

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954 notes - Posted September 10, 2022

Pokemon: we made the darkest Pokemon game ever, Legends Arceus, where wild Pokemon will try to knock you out, you're forced to work or die in the wild, you're stripped away from your home and everything you love, and you're forced to live in a strange and uninhabited land. Don't worry, you'll be able to befriend the Pokemon, befriend the locals, and just maybe you'll make it :)

Digimon: hold my beer, because I'm about to toss 8 kids and a grandpa into an unfamiliar world, kill a few of them on screen very painfully with no room for misinterpretation, and psychologically scar the shit out of them AND the player

Pokemon: W-WHY???

Digimon:

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My #1 post of 2022

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maximuswolf · 4 months

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I am reposting this diss on my dad

I am reposting this diss on my dad I escaped that abusive grasp, No more forcing me out my space! He tried to break me down, But I still thrived, aced my blaze with grace I feel relief oh but trauma still lingers, Shadows of pain is hard to erase!I'm free from chains of abuse, chains to refuse, resurface my will to live I hope he cryin' he almost got me dyin' on the floor couldn't take it no more. If he my friend then I'm YNW Melly I gotta be the sayer I'm your biggest hater! I hate the way that you love, the way you didn't try, you try to lie but you not that guy we was petrified now I'm electrified you're words have been pacified yeah you crushed by pride but no mo silent terror, no more fright. Your threats have been pacified, I'm standing tall, not feeling slight. The echoes of your hate subside, no more cowering, no more divide. I'm rising above the pain, Thriving on resilience, never will I complain! you was sell out for the pain but I ain't got no gain, you sacrificed my life for some spice. No I won't subside someone call an ambulance this man bouta get sent, if I catch flight this gon' be direct I promise James you'll feel like lame I hate the way that you think you're a puppet master but you've only refused a pastor I feel like I'm poppin' PERCs I got a smirk I'm finna lurk inside yo mind all this time I've been timed. Was 'level now ten I don't need no pen oh god didn't send you he sent me as revenge! No more following fake leaders, I rise above their empty pleasers. You may have abandoned me in the face of my sacred day but now I've rose and I take my pose, oh god didn't send you, he sent me as revenge! Now let's not play pretend I'm tryna offend because to be honest I hated how you was so insufferable, every mistake was taxable you took out my heart. You think you a chef but I'm one to cook come and look you can't even read a book!Pop's got that Kincaid name, yeah I'll have that dropped because honestly I hated all the ways you never even tried, nah you just lied to my face without any grace. I was led to believe one day I'd be dead and I was dead you I know you never loved me. Your love is a hyperbole I know what under that mask you gave me no lask I couldn't even ask for boxers from my lockers without you bein' mad and trust me if you catch my flight I'll turn out your lights you hated them on anyway. Let me say you're done to me you got no money but happy I was merced with a burst I'm at my worst now lemme hit this verse! Through the shadows where I felt so isolated, your silence spoke louder than any words you voiced. Every attempt to speak, every thought dismissed and I struggled to be seen, I was never noticed. my feelings got PERC focused it's quite ironic you always wanted me to be like sonic but your words hit supersonic I wasn't promised any love, any doves but I'll get some for your grave!I know you couldn't save and know you're out my name I felt so maimed your words hurt me like sticks and stones you hated my 'phones you felt I was addicted but I wasn't lifted my presence wasn't appreciated I hate the way that you walked the way you talked I hated the way you sneaked my shit I knew you was dishonest but to be honest I feel like Adonis but you ain't my Aphrodite you ain't that mighty I ain't got no nightie and to put it lightly you could've asked politely on half the time you was mad at me you afraid of me I felt pinned down like an animatronic you're words were supersonic. I was smoking women with all that rage at your ripe old age I thought you'd know better nah I ain't a quitter but you're just bitter I left a bigger man! Submitted June 06, 2024 at 10:37AM by fccardcreator https://ift.tt/T7nhyRl via /r/Music

#IFTTT #reddit

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gaypiratebrainrot · 2 years

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Hello! Just wanted to drop in and say, you gotta create what feels right to you! I hope you get the support you need and are able to avoid any nay-sayers. Fanfiction is meant to be exploratory and diverse. You're so very talented and have already given the fandom a really beloved story. I really hope you can lean in to whatever is making you feel creative right now. If you ever want to talk about it, I'm also having some fear about a long young izzy/young ed fic that I'm really proud of. But I'm legitimately terrified to publish bc folks are ruthless hahaha anyways, hope you have the support to figure out what's right for you <3 good luck!

hi! thank you so very much for this sweet message!

the irony of this situation is that i so deeply believe in fan fiction as a space without creative limits, and i'm deeply committed to following my creative instincts wherever they may take me. the first two fic i wrote for this fandom were you make me feel, which is straight up fluffy smut, and then ink, which is also fluffy smut but is about ejaculating squid ink lol. of the two, you make me feel has a lot more traffic, but in my opinion, ink is a much, much better/more creatively interesting fic. after publishing ink, i promised myself i would chase what i find creatively interesting and not what i think the biggest audience will appreciate.

which is why it was so surprising to me when does the body good blew up, because it was a complete accident that the audience for it was so big. aside from it being a solidly-written piece of silly smut, there's no izzy, there's no calico jack, and there's none of the angst of eps 9/10, just the good ol' OTP mutual pining and touching each other. but i didn't write it because i thought a lot of people would like it. i wrote pretty much exactly what i wanted to read, and it was pure chance that so many other people wanted to read it too.

so, really, this is just a challenge for me in sticking to my promise to myself to write whatever i want regardless of what my audience thinks, and is challenging at this moment primarily because i accidentally picked up a much larger audience with the last thing i wrote. but all of this anxiety will ultimately be beside the point, because i'm definitely going to finish writing and publish this new fic anyway, and i'm also gonna stand by it if/when people scold me for it (or engage respectfully with legit criticism, if appropriate).

i so very much hope you do publish your young ed/young izzy fic!! for any piece of art, there will pretty much always be haters. even tho so many people loved dtbg, there were still some folks who didn't like it for one reason or another. and that's really okay! it's impossible to make a piece of art for everyone. what i tell myself every damn day: it's okay for some people to not like me or my art. it is, in fact, a perfectly normal part of being a human. there are just a lot of us, and we have a lot of opinions lmao. put the art out into the world anyway!

#asks #my ongoing psychological fight to become fully creatively empowered

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harmcityherald · 2 years

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today was my last day of radiation treatments. Now, I have to wait a month to when they will do a cat scan and see if anything is growing back. I can't quite claim victory yet, but it sure does feel like a milestone. I honestly feel funny about it, in a way, I don't want to stop. Going every day down to the hospital and doing something constructive toward getting better has given me some structure not to mention the comradery with the nurses and doctors. I will strangely miss it all. Its up to me now to carry on alone, to not pick up cigars or cigarettes, to eat right and try to squeeze some more years out of this peach called life. I feel like making some phone calls to all the nay-sayers and butt-holes who were so obviously waiting for me to croak. "That's right, sphincter-breath, I'm gonna live. Inoright!! great news, ain't it?! See? I told you Ima outlive you! Oooooh yeah, you're sooo welcome. you have a peachy day now." Its still sad to me that there are people, mostly family, if I may loosely use that term of endearment, that actually would and did wish that on me. its sad when people fill themselves with greed or spite or hatred or whatever. But, you can't control what other people do or feel so you just gotta press on and move forward confident in your own self and the way YOU approach life. Let people make their own karma, you are going to be plenty busy building your own. Remember what Ive been saying about positive thinking. Its one of the biggest lessons Ive learned through this. Thank you for it Dr. Yoshi! His lesson will stay with me for life. it was just after my stomach operation, I was in despair. crying my eyes out, shuffling through the empty hall. Dr. Yoshi came and said to me "Do you see all these people? lying in their beds, refusing to get up? I know they can move, they can walk but they just will not do it. They have heard the word cancer and have already decided its a death sentence. they crawl in bed and they don't come back. look at you Mr Maxwell, you are here walking, already half way there, you are already fighting the good fight." I looked at that empty hall and realized the truth of what he was telling me. I kept on going and I never looked back. That day, I changed from 'am I going to survive?' to 'I am absolutely going to survive!' and I can't help but think that this is my secret weapon against the cancer monster. today I crossed a threshold. I finished yet another step on my road to recovery. It is the first day of the rest of my life. All this has been nothing but a speed bump. I came home and got to cooking. perhaps I will do some puttering in the garden, who knows. Either way, it is a great day. Sunny and nice and with a hint of excitement. Never waste another second of it.

#stomach cancer #cancer #radiation therapy #positive thinking

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kanmom51 · 3 years

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Kanmommmmmmmmmmm what the hell was today.

I had a good laugh seeing people popping vein cause why you gotta get mad, you ran your mouth on them saying this and that but Karma say Not Today.

But honestly JM climbing Jk caging him between his legs is that Skinship or boderline big fat no in skinship?

Also i think honestly Jikook is riding the skinship train and are being expert at it, like what they did today no one besides us bat an eye at them cause skinship, not even staff nor members.

💜

Oh, people do bat an eye, but then they backtrack and do everything in their power to explain it away. Look, it's ok, if that is what will keep JKK safe (just minus all the hate that is also out there).

But yeah, interesting to see what all the nay sayers have to say now, are JKK still not familiar enough for them? Is JK not soft enough or close enough to JM, not like he is with the others (that's a joke isn't it, him not being as close to JM)?

#ask #anon

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missjackil · 4 years

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My Walker 1x02 Review

Back In The Saddle

This was a fun episode. I have say it has strong SPN vibes at the beginning with the case of the week unfolding in the first 3 minutes (which most shows do) but with a quick break for the title card and sound, rather than a theme song. I don’t know if this is normal for CW shows, because Ive only ever watched CW for SPN and Walker, but it gives me SPN feels. Moving on...

I liked the plot being about a missing horse, like Walker didnt need to beat up or shoot anyone, and I like that he is a smarty pants. In a different way than Sam, but still very smart and smart is sexy!

Im getting now what Jared said about this Walker being a family man who happens to be a Texas Ranger, as opposed to OG Walker. The episode was a lot more oriented towards his family than the case. Mickie was much better, her boyfriend is pretty hot I gotta say, but it was nice to see Cordell is a much better shot than she is.

Liam... oh Liam... his boyfriend sucks for one thing, dump anyone whos gotta dis your family, they aint worth it, and Cordell shoulda punched him in the face for trying to take custody of the kids. I think in the original script they had Walker away for 2 years, but this 11 month, 3 months “dark” timeline bugs me as to how much they changed in his absence. It seems like everyone acted too quick to change the kids’ school, to try to obtain custody, and assuming the kids think of grandmom and grandpops house as “home” now after less than a year, is a whole lot of gun jumping for a family who knew he was undercover working.

Stella is still annoying. But the scene with the handprints was adorable. Augie is the cutest thing, but cmon Powers That Be (side eyes Jared for this one) how ya gonna make the first girl that flirts with him be named Ruby? I love looking for SPN Easter eggs (even those that arent really there LOL) but that one is a bit much.

I loved the driving test! Walker has a very sexy cockiness that I dig. Not something we’d get from Sam much so its fun to discover. I do like that Cordell is a very layered character, and I particulary like his dry sense of humor, but he’s lacking in the “sunshine” department, which is what really makes me love Jared and Sam. He does have some thouugh, I saw it when he found the horse and when he told Stella “Just because its broken, doesnt mean we cant take it with us”. I we get more of that!

Im glad that we know now about the poker chip and Emily’s closed eyes. I wonder though if her murder is really that cut and dry or if theres more to it? Hmmm

On a kinda negative note, it was sorta dumb that the horse that has a bum leg can go full gallop with 220 lbs of Cordell and about 130 lbs of Mickie on his back but, Im not a horse expert so Ill just set that aside.

Something that’s making me sad about Walker as opposed to Sam Winchester, is that unlike Sam, there doesnt seem to be anyone who has Cordells back. Im sure Mickie will in a “partner” manner but his whole family, aside from Augie, seems to want to make everything harder for him. Not one single soul has really asked how he is? Sam and Dean didnt have a pefect relationship by far, but did you ever question who loves Sam more than anything in the world? Cordell doesn’t have that and it makes me very sad.

Overall, I liked this episode a bit more than the Pilot, and I did enjoy the pilot! Its funny that so far theyre not leaving us with ciff hangers that make us go “omg what happens next??” but Im still enjoying getting to know these people. I did shed a tear when the camera focused on the crown tat. It really felt like a shout out to the Winchesters. I have room in my heart for Cordell, but my heart will always belong to Sam. Im so proud of Jared for really kiling it with the ratings! All the nay sayers can blow me 😉

So “Back in the Saddle” IMO earned a 7.5/10 mostly for showing Cordell’s skills and making Mickie less feminazi!

#walker spoilers #my review #1x02 #back in the saddle #walker

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popculturebuffet · 4 years

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Pinky and the Brain: Brain’s Song Review or Why You Hatin on Bruce Willis? (Comissioned by BlahDiddy)

Hello, Hello, Hello you wonderful people! It’s back to the Animaniacs Cinematic Unvierse for some more pinky, pinky and the brain brain brain brain brain, as I still have those two christmas reviews left in the queue. And since I went over the ins and outs of the characters history last time, we can just get right to it.

We open in Acme Labs, where Brain, tired of pinky’s antics is trying to a clockwork orange him into being emotionless by having him watch some emotional stuff. We also get some good gags but as usual for coveirng this show I can’t stop and cover every one, but this is a damn funny episode Point is Brain tries showing him things like evil kenivel and prscilla presley’s dear john letter to micheal jackson.. this episode has not aged well in places and we will get to that. Point is Pinky’s already tearing up when we get to a pastiche of the lion king but with tigers, which naturally opens the flood gates.. but in a nice twist it’s for BOTH of them. Brain despite himself can’t help sobbing and leaning into his buddy and the two hug. awwww. Pinky tells him there’s no shame in it as “No one can resist emotionally manipulative story telling with a sad score.. except maybe g gordon liddy”.. I don’t get that last part, but the rest is really funny and naturally gives brain an idea: to make his OWN emotionally manipulative film. to make people so depressed they can’t do anything and wil lhand him the world. Making a supercut of bojack horseman’s gutpunching moments would be faster but neither supercuts nor that show exist yet so he’s left to instead write a pastiche of the movie Brian’s Song. Brian’s Song is a tv movie about football players Brian Picollo and Gale Sayers, two star football players in college. According to tv tropes the two start out as rivals, become friends, Picollo helps Sayers recover from an injury.. then Sayers stays by Picolllo’s side as he slowly subcumbs to cancer. I only vaugely remembered it from I love the 80s and that it made people sad. Look i’ll go to the moon and back for comissions, even ones given out as a gift, but I draw the line at watching an entire 70′s tv movie, even with the unstoppably cool Billy Dee Williams starring in it as Sayers. I have limits.. and a best episodes of the year list to work on/watch the last few episodes for. I gotta draw a line somewhere. That said.. this team knows how to do GOOD parody: i.e. you shoudln’t have to know the thing being parodied to get it, it just makes it even funnier. So while the Brian’s Song parody is lost on me, it still works as schmaltzy sports movies captalizing on real life events never died. SOMEHOW. Please stop hollywood, please, I know i’m not a sports guy but even that aside we don’t need any more. Or if your not going to at least give us a revivial of friday night lights. That’s how you make me care about sports. SO it still works well. What dosen’t is most of the next bit, where our boys head off to hollywood. And look some bits are really funny: Brain having a rat tail and goatee

Don’t ask me why, pinky, who weirdly dosen’t have his own mechanical human suit, as his agent, it’s good. And what’s GREAT is the two pitching the film to tom hanks, the nicest guy in hollywood, only for him to throw a tantrum and demand they call him lord ruler. Given Hanks is STILL the nicest guy in hollywood to this day.. the joke is sitll hilarious, helped by the fact he’s one of my mom’s faviorite actors, so i’ve grown up with the guy my whole life. Love the guy genuinely great stuff, easily on par with that bit from the simpsons movie. But the issue is.. that’s the ONLY funny gag for the next three minutes, as Brain pitches it to bruce wilis, who is on board till demi reminds him he has to watch the kids and stuff. GET IT BECAUSE HE’S A FAMILY MAN... LAUGH, LAUGH AT HIM BEING A RESPONSIBLE AND LOVING PARENT LAUGGGHGHHH. Seriously Bruce Williams is awesome what the hell man. It gets no better as we get an unfunny montage of eveyrone turning down brain including Donny Most, as he just rose from the haze

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Sunday Monday, happy days. Point is that one bit was funnier than the handful of minutes of my life i’m not getting back. Seriously a fourth of the episode is wasted on thiis and the bruce willis bit combined. Why. The ONLY funny part is the ending where they get rejected by vanilla ice.. which is only funny now because he’s since made a small career in film showing up in Adam Sandler films, so his threshold for being in shit films is low. Then again his musical talent took a steep decline.. yes it somehow got worse.

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Just in case you think I was bullshitting you. Point is no one will star in Brain’s film or help fund it so he decides to go full wiseau and make it himself. So our heroes head home and we get some great bits in how they put it together. Brain INTENDS for Meadowlark Lemon, who I somehow knew was a Harlem Globetrotter, and who Brain taught to play his sidekick.. but he backs out so PInky gets the part afterall. Why? I don’t know.. seriously the joke dosen’t even remotely synch up. The only things he and bill dee share are being black and if that’s the reason they wanted to shove a globetrotter in this...

Yeah. Thankfully we’re past the poorly aged bits of this as the rest of the episode .. is just nonstop hilarity. There’s just too many jokes to go over, but some of hte best include: Brain’s hairpiece, mimicing Jame’s Caan, which is made of lint, Pinky having to wear stilts for one scene, using a treadmill to mimic walking, pinky finding great sets by raiding the garage finding a barbie playset for the hospital room and a game of electric football for the field. Huh I think ken burns made a documentary on that once.

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That’s also the only reason I know what Electric Football is.. also how did pinky carry all of that. Questions for later. Point is it’s just one clever gag after the next and you really DON’T need to know Brian’s Song to find this uproriously hilarious. Our heroes also flim it live, hyjacking the airwaves not to offer wishes but to air the film. Again the film is just one long string of great gags, no question so I’m not recapping it. But it works and the world leaders are too bummed out to do anything. Insert your own 2020 joke here. But in a nice chekovs callback Brain sustained injuries being on the electric football set, so he vibrates at inportune times, thus causing everyone to laugh, foiling his plan> It’s a great payoff and I do like how, as I mentioned in my last pinky and the brain review, it’s often Brain’s own fault and not ALWAYS just “pinky screws up” like I remembered. Here his insitance on doing the scene again and again depsite the risk and not acknowlding his pain screws him over.

Final Thoughts; This is a pretty good episode. Despite the down spot the last half of it is just so damn funny, again I coudln’t properly recap it because it was just one long string of great jokes and set pieces, and trasncends the film i’ts parodying. Worth a watch if you have hulu just fast forward a bit after the tom hanks bit. Also that was Dave Colier, aka terrible replacment venkman aka uncle joey aka that guy who somehow had sex with alanis morsette but is probably not the one that song is about. It was about Alf, wake up people. And for now I bid you all goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.

#pinky and the brain #pinky #the brain #maurice lamarche #rob paulsen #brain's song #football #bruce willis #vanillia ice #tom hanks #brian's song

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hime-memes · 3 years

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( Requested ) This is selection of starters is from Season 3, Episode 84: The Boy King and the Prince. ( I will be making 2 more parts to this to finish the episode ! ) Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3

Trigger Warnings for: Sexual content, Violence, and Swearing. ( There is also one mention of spiders near the end of this set of starters. ) Feel free to change anything within these starters that you see fit to make it work for your muse and the receiver’s muse ! ( Some sentences have been modified for length, understanding, or to give fuller context. )

“ The following is not real ... except the arguments and lingering resentment ! “ “ ... That you can’t fake. ”

“ - and I’m like one of those sleep paralysis demons that hovers just out of your line of vision, and to that - I say: you shouldn’t have ! “ “ This is everything you need to know: About six years, ( and a couple weeks ! ), ago - I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King™ in Chicago ... into the fantastical and magical land of ___________. “ “ Luckily I’m still getting wifi signal from the Burger King through the dimensional rift ! “ “ I am fit as a fiddle and excited to be in my home city, and I hope one day you can take me to Chicago ... and you can show me your home, the Burger King™ - and all the other sights of the town. ” “ I’ve had to explain this to multiple people here and at home that I don’t live at the Burger King™ ! “ “ Well, why not ? “ “ You don’t live in the King™, you live in the Burger Palace™ where the King™ lives. “ “ I wouldn’t be there more than ... two hours a day. “ “ ___________, are you telling a whopper™ right now ? “ “ I wanna know more about this amazing city we’re in ! “ “ This is my first time in a fantasy big city ! “ “ It’s in the southwest or the northeast. “ “ I mean, is -- is that what you’re pointing at ? A parapet ? “ “ ... Yes ? That’s a parapet. Why? What do you call that in ___________ ? “ “ ... Three dogs and a cat. “ “ No ! BEHIND those ! You see the dog ? ... no, the dog’s in the way - yeah. :’( “ “ Now that I think about it, that’s three pets ... not a pair-a-pets. :’) “ “ OH SHIT ! “ “ Every time I go to a big city I get so tongue tied - because I’m so nervous to meet all these highfalutin people ! You know, people in the big city - they falut up here ! Ya know, an’ I’m just a lil’ country boy that faluts down here ! “ “ There’s a tongue twister that I do as well, as a warm up for my acting. You say: ‘ ________________ ‘. “ “ Why is ____________’s voice coming out of your hat _______________ ? “ “ Well, as you know: The people in the bigger cities tend to not believe in magic quite as much as us country bumpkins do, so --- “ “ Wait, _______’s a magic hat ? I wanna put him on and find out definitively which of the four personality types I am ... “ “ Oh, Myers - Briggs ... you’ve nailed me ! “ “ Yeah, I have an ex that lives in this city. “ “ You used to date a boat ? “ “ I don’t wanna talk about it. “ “ You know her ? “ “ Well my friend, I’m so sorry to inform you - but, she burned down in the harbor. “ “ Look, no one knows who started the fire ... “ “ WE DIDN’T ! “ “ I - I didn’t start it ! “ “ ______________, you gotta bounce back fro this ! You gotta get yourself an uptown girl ! Look, she’ll be significantly less good than the original, but ... “ “ I’m too nervous ! I feel like I’m going to have a heart attack ! “ “ Let me get you some local drinks: Here’s a bottle of red, a bottle of white --- whatever kind of mood you’re in, just enjoy. “ “ This city is known for its beautiful people: look around ! Have you ever seen more beautiful people ? “ “ The people are very --- I do feel very ... I’m a little self - conscious. “ “ Should I have cleaned all the mud and shit off my pants from when we were traveling ? “ “ On the muddy-dirty-shitty road ? No, no, no - you’re fine ! “ “ ... You’re a two anyway. Cleaning up wouldn’t help ! “ “ There’s a comfort that comes in knowing that ! “ “ I’m a Chicago 7. “ “ I’m sorry ? What was that sound ? “ “ I made it with my mouth. “ “ I feel like I need to pay for something, like I’m being rung up. “ “ ... Cha-ching ! “ “ Yes, how much does it cost to have this __________ ? “ “ Look, I won ! So, do I get to know about the politics ? “ “ You’re here to take the throne, right ? “ “ Well, my father died and no one knows who killed him. “ “ It wasn’t us. “ “ Um, but I will say that we have spoken about this before --- and I don’t want to get too far into it. I think we all understand that my father is dead. “ “ My mother is Queen Regent. “ “ Okay, I didn’t know hats could appear aroused, but ... very well. “ “ Yes, I know. That’s my mum you’re talking about ! “ “ My mother had declared her intention to leave the throne, to go fuck the sky. “ “ Which guy ? Did she excuse herself first ? “ “ NO ! THE SKY ! “ “ Not the whole sky, the sky hole. “ “ My mother is an adventurous woman, and she’s very sex positive, and of course that’s a good quality: unless you’re someone’s kid and don’t really want to hear about it. “ “ She has these ceremonies where she indulges in carnal delights ... “ “ I don’t follow the ins - and - outs of ____________’s sex life. “ “ To me, it’s pretty straight forward: If you’re the son of the King and the Queen, the first son ... that’s the way the law works. “ “ I just wanna be like ‘ The sky is NOT my dad ‘ ! “ “ You get a bunch of nay-sayers that say ‘ Magic isn’t real ! ‘ ... So, you say to them: ‘ I shall transform mine self into a hat and then you shall get stuck in the hat ! Is THAT what you want ‘ ?! “ “ Look at that super ornate carriage stopped in the middle of the road ! “ “ Sure, you know me: I see a small door; I wanna knock on it. “ “ Who disturbs the carriage slumber of _______________, the Boy King ?! “ “ Fight to the death for my amusement ! “ “ I know the voice coming out of that hat: it’s ________________ the wizard ! The only one that was nice to me last time we met ! “ “ You were passive aggressive and talked over me. “ “ I get it: I have big cherubic cheeks and my little crown slips down over my eyes every so often because it’s a little too big for my tiny head. “ “ ---Yes, it’s very very cute ! “ “ - but, I am to be feared and respected. I wiped out an entire countryside with only my whims and cruelty. So, I will thank you to pay me the proper respect or else I will have you slit open and filled with spiders for my amusement. “ “ I am a Man-boy Prince ! “ “ Hold on, who the fuck is this ? “ “ So ? You look kinda like the coin - guy ? Big whoop ... “

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do you have any podcasts recs? I want to listen to archive 81 but I need some backup and I've already listened to the more "famous" ones, like all of them I binge podcasts like they pay me for me it ajsjjshfje

!!!! ok i'm sorry it's taken me a hot minute to get to you BUT i think i have a good amount of reccomendations :o

these first few are kinda "famous" but i thought i'd point em out just in case! some of them ended a few years ago and they were more well known back when they were running

wolf 359: gotta point this one out juuuust in case you haven't listened to it! amazing sci fi... would drama be the right word? it's very intense and has some really interesting meditations on morality and the self But it's also so extremely funny. complete, ended in 2017

ars paradoxica: america during the cold war, the red scare, intense government conspiracies.... And Time Travel! complicated but amazing plot and a big cast- i would recommend not pausing and listening to something else, it gets complex! mischa stanton directed it so you Know it has stellar sound design (added bonus: lgbt main characters) complete, ended in 2018

the bright sessions: people with superpowers go to therapy! plus: shadowy capitalistic conspiracies, amazing romances and phenomenal character development! i'm not a fan of romances and i Loved the ones here (it's not heavily romance focused though!) (added bonus: lgbt main characters + main lgbt romance) complete, ended in 2018. i think a spin off series is running rn tho!

the adventure zone: this isn't an audio drama, it's an actual play d&d podcast! the first season (balance) is amazing- hilarious and heart wrenching! (the heart wrenching takes a while to kick in but MAN it's so good) the first season ended in 2017. i haven't finished the second big season (amnesty) but i loved what i did listen to, same with the currently running season (graduation)

sayer: starts off as sinister night vale but with an ai and in space, evolves into a complicated save-the-world plot concerning several ais. it's in second person and it's Amazing! lots of meditations on the self and personhood. currently on hiatus but will be ending when it resumes

alice isn't dead: from the people who did night vale! starts as a trucker trying to find her wife, evolves to include shadowy government conspiracies and the power of regular people banding together. ending made me tear up it's really good! it's Big on the horror (the first ep is the only podcast that's ever truly scared me and it continues to scare the shit out of me to this day) but its Extremely Good Horror. very americana too! complete, ended in 2018.

ok that's the more well known ones out of the way, i think? i'm not too confident about how well known some of them are nowadays ^^' all i can say is that i heard abt them frequently in 2016. now onto the lesser known ones ! the ones that are complete are generally pretty short listens (relatively- they're still a good handful of hours at the least)

zero hours: by the wolf 359 people, it's a short anthology that released all at once last year. to pharaphrase/quote the official blurb: each episode is a take on the end of the world, whether the apocalypse is planetary or personal. each episode is separated by 99 years, starting in the past (1722) reaching the present and then overtaking it. surprisingly hopeful ending, made me <:')

i am in eskew: you've probably heard me holler about this before- it follows the trials and tribulations of david ward, who lives in the nightmarish and otherworldly city of eskew. 30 episodes long and complete, with a phenomenal ending! i can't rave about this enough i could Keep talking but i'll cut myself short. it's horror and it's damn good horror! does deal with extremely heavy topics, please be careful!

janus descending: sci fi horror with what has to be the most interesting formatting i've seen in ages: the two points of view alternate each episode... but one is chronological and one is backwards! amazingly done, keeps you guessing until the end! complete. follows peter and chel as they undertake a survey mission on an alien planet

midnight radio: made by @/theradioghost! big on the idea that "all ghost stories are love stories". a 1950s radio hostess gets letters from a fan. horror, big on the 1950s aesthetics, focus on the relationship between one and one's hometown. lovely ending! it's sapphic too :]

the far meridian: by the same people who did ars paradoxica! follows peri, a bit of a hermit who has extreme social anxiety, who lives in a lighthouse that suddenly begins to teleport. each morning peri wakes up and the lighthouse is in a different place! there are like... some horror elements? kinda? but it's not intense imo. it mainly follows peri learning to cope with her anxiety & helping others, with each episode usually having a one off encounter (usually pretty strange!) often has wholesome vibes. s3 is currently in production and is the final season. plus: lgbt characters, and kinda spoilers but peri uses a cane later on!

old gods of appalachia: honestly it's what it says on the tin! a collection of short stories set in historical appalachia that deal with entities beyond human understanding. they're good about trigger warnings, but it's Horror. produced by actual appalachians! stellar music, a Lot strong female characters, and a good amount of lgbt rep! killer music!! it's currently releasing but the latest short story is finished. (do listen in order though!)

the deep vault: by the archive 81 team! in an "almost-post-apocalyptic" america a group of friends chase a rumor about a secret hidden vault, only to Find it! follows the group as they traverse the deep vault. horror, actively points out capitalism a Lot, definetly has an interesting ending! amazing sound design, which is to be expected from dan powell!

tides: the official blurb is short and sweet: "tides is the story of dr. winnifred eurus, a xenobiologist stuck on an unfamiliar planet with hostile tidal forces". extremely snarky and endearing main character and fascinating worldbuilding! i don't know the status of s2, but s1 was really good!

limetown: follows one lia haddock, a public radio reporter, as she tries to unravel the mystery of what happened at limetown. all she knows is that 10 years prior, over 300 men, women and children vanished. horror, mystery, and some sci fi elements. presented in a found footage kinda way. i really enjoyed it, especially the first season. complete.

mabel: horror (big on the haunted house type specifically), sapphic romance, fun take on the fair folk/fae! follows anna limon, an in home carer who's trying to get in touch with her client's estranged granddaughter. evolves into a big fae-horror-romance-thing! really interesting romance tbh. amazing imagery and prose- lots of prose + almost poetry, but it's really good i promise. currently on a post season hiatus

spines: horror but it evolves past just horror in an interesting way (keeping the horror bits, of course). follows wren, who woke up in an attic surrounded by the remains of a cult ritual without any memories of who she is or what she was doing. she searches for answers, encountering creepy shit along the way. really interesting take on the super-secret-organization-that's-always-been-there trope! really good ending. one of the main characters is nonbinary + there's other lgbt main characters.

mirrors: by the people who did spines. also starts as horror but evolves past just horror (it's also sci fi). follows three women in three different centuries who are all experiencing the same haunting. phenomenal take on ghosts! like i can't articulate how cool this angle on ghosts is! s3 is supposed to start this year :] one of the main characters is sapphic, and her wife is a supporting character.

the six disappearances of ella mccray: also by the people who did spines and mirrors. evolves past just horror but keeps more of the horror elements? follows the 6 povs of the people who witnessed the surreal disappearance of ella mccray. each saw something different and surreal, and as they search for her, surreal things start happening to them. unsure abt the status of s3 but s1 and s2 are really good! lgbt main characters, including a trans lesbian (played by a trans woman!)

the bridge: horror. follows the crew of watchtower 10 on the transcontinental bridge that spans across the atlantic ocean. i listened to it back in like 2016-2017 so my memory is hazy, but i remember really enjoying it! currently on hiatus.

within the wires: sci fi... horror..? i listened to the first season a few years ago and enjoyed it and i've continued to hear really good things. it's by the people who make night vale! my memory isn't great but iirc the first season is a sort of romance that's formatted as a set of relaxation/meditation cassettes. it's a few seasons in and i think each is generally self contained, im unsure if it's currently running or not

the orbiting human circus of the air: also by the night vale people! again i listened to this a few years ago so im hazy. follows julian the janitor who works at a radio station that broadcasts from the top of the eiffel tower! surreal but in a wholesome way, iirc! i remember tearing up with happy tears at the s1 finale ^^' really good music! i think the second(?) season ended recently

stellar firma: i've only listened to a handful of episodes, but i've liked what i've heard. sci fi improv comedy that follows the newly made clone david 7 and the mess that is trexel geistman as they try and design custom planets. i think it's currently running but i dunno

rusty quill gaming: also another one that i've only listened to a few episodes of. actual play pathfinder (basically d&d) podcast set on an alternate earth. alex newall (martin's voice actor) is the dm. i've heard really good things from a lot of people! i think it's currently running but again i don't know for sure

right! that's. that's what i got.

i mentioned @/theradioghost earlier (shes behind midnight radio) but i would absolutely recommend looking at her rec list tag! she has impeccable taste

#ask #anon #podcast recs #cae speaks #mine #long post #<- incase the read more doesnt work

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(c) like they’re just so into the saviors of humanity thing i don’t think they’d see anyone else as on their level. and if someone is, aerolith absorbs them, so there’s nothing for them to worry about from a corporate stance… prime example joseph campbell. he ‘had’ a comparable technology so they checked to see if he was a government plant looking to spy on THEM (gotta be careful; everyone wants a piece of aerolith) and if he wasn’t and the tech was really his they’d have hired him (what a kindness—because, again, everyone wants a piece of aerolith). aerolith dynamics is the best and brightest of humanity so literally who is there to compete against.

iirc in one of the AMAs adam bash says something like aerolith wouldn’t put logos on their clothing beyond where functional because (paraphrasing from memory) they already know they own the place; no one needs the reminder and it’s a waste of material. and that feels like it runs along the same line of thinking. maybe pre-typhon they’d have cared more about things like copyright/competition but from their perspective now they’ve got the monopoly on human evolution.

(i think they'd be thrilled if you made bootleg aerolith merch. free advertising!)

sorry i think im too tired out to respond good. but youre on to something huge though and i did not know that, and never wouldve guessed re the ama!!! it makes so much sense now that i think of it tho (but also waaaa ive been putting the lil aerolith A on resident clothing....)

so probably logo and aesthetic is whatever but still i think if you like, made your own ai that was Very Similar i wonder what theyd do. they guard typhon so carefully so no one gets the secret sauce (the secret sauce of....................... inventions even sayer admits are menat to be theoretical and nonpractical?) and weaponry i guess. um this is getting off track but something id like to tackle one day is making heads or tails of the in character qna bonus, it feels somehow Off to me but i love trying to make the bonus content line up in-universe .... um the reason i meantioned it is im pretty sure that one talks a bit about aerolith's weaponry devlopment.

#something i got in my head i wanna rly put down properly soon is eartholith uniforms #which ive been hc'ing as more Fancy and Varied than spaceolith's bc theyre kind of meant to attract recruits and also earth has a climate #so u got summer/winter varients u got lil jackets you got dress uniforms etc whereas spaceolith is very very limited #but this is making me rethink all that..........#sayerposting #ask

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Spells Out Trouble: Beautiful Sunday

This is chapter seven of “Spells Out Trouble.” Masterlist Here!

Chapter Six: Up Around the Bend

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Word count: 2727

Summary: You have been with the Winchesters for several years now going through all the literal trials and tribulations with them. What happens when Dean gets hit by a love spell and becomes head-over-heels for you? Will your pushed down emotions finally rise or will you get in over your head? Find out what happens when your best friend’s hard exterior becomes mush whenever you end up in his eyeline.

Just so you know: This is my first Fanfic so sorry if there are aspects missing. “Spells Out Trouble” is a series with about ten chapters. This chapter is a bit different from the rest but I hope you like it just the same. There again is a song sung in this chapter (that I do not own the rights to!). It is called “I Think I Love You” and is performed by The Partridge Family. I would advise listening to it prior. If you have any suggestions or tips, I’d love to hear from you. Thank you and I hope you enjoy it!

“Hey.”

You hear a faint whisper but brush it off as nothing.

“Hey, Y/N.”

The voice continues. You shift in the bed, still keeping your eyes shut and unwilling to wake up.

“Y/N, wake up. We gotta go.”

“Mrmp,” you mumble out. You take a relaxing sigh and bury yourself even deeper in the pillow.

“Listen,” the voice says as you feel a nudge on your arm. “Y/N.” You open your eyes and see Dean with his hand on your shoulder, looking at you so intensely. “We’re gonna miss it.” He smiles as you start to move around a bit more.

“What… What’s, um, what?” You say as you sit up and rub your eyes. Dean is standing and puts some items in a bag. The room is dark with the only light coming from the open door.

“Hey, beautiful. We got to get a move on,” Dean says as he reaches for your hand to help you move around the dim room. You take it and stand up, almost falling as you try to stretch. “Woah,” Dean says as he pushes you back from falling. “Take it easy there.”

“What’s going on, Dean?” You ask as you finally become aware and out of your sleepy state. You look around the room and to an alarm clock. “Two A.M.!” You say, confused after realizing you laid down only an hour ago.

“Yeah, I know, it’s kind of early. But it’s a long drive.”

“What? Long drive? What’s happening? Why’d you wake me up?” You ask as you start to sit back down on bed, tempted to crawl under the covers.

Dean stands you back up and hands you your jacket and looks at you with a smile, “It's a surprise.”

You look at him even more confused. You were never good at the whole wide alert thing after waking up. You trusted Dean, so you put on your jacket, and followed him down the halls and to the garage.

“Come on,” he said as he opened Baby’s passenger door for you to get in.

“Dean, just tell me what’s going on. Is something wrong with Sam? Or Cas?” You ask as you get in the vehicle.

“No,” he says with a laugh. “Sam’s asleep and Cas is fine last time I checked.” Dean gets in the car and starts the engine. You start to get comfortable in the seat, trying to go back to sleep.

“Well, if Sam gets to sleep, then so do I,” you say as you enact your words, quickly drifting back to sleep in the Impala.

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You wake up abruptly as you hear the car door slam shut. You sit up and look around in the empty car. It’s parked at a gas station and you assume that Dean is inside. You take a deep breath and try to rub the sleep out of your face. You look around in the car trying to see if anything is out of the ordinary. In the backseat, you see a cooler, a thermal bag and a blanket rolled up into a ball. You rub your eyes again, noticing how still very dark it is outside.

“What the hell?!” You say as you see that it is only three thirty in the morning. You try to think of why in the world you were doing out so late, or early. And what Dean meant by a surprise. You let out another tired yawn and let yourself think for a moment.

“Oh,” Dean says as he opens the door and gets in. “Hey, I’m sorry. I didn't mean to wake you.” He smiles at you and sets down a tray of coffee.

“Okay,” you take a breath, “I think I know what’s going on here.”

“You--You do?” Dean asks, surprised.

“Yes. You are kidnapping me aren’t you? That’s what all this is, isn’t it?! You woke me up in the middle of the night and are taking me god knows where at what the hell time in the morning.” You look at Dean who stares frozen. “Listen, I’m not mad at you, Dean. I just think that it’s best if we go back to the bunker and forget this all happened. Okay? I won’t tell Sam or Cas, just take me back ho--”

“I’m not kidnapping you,” Dean cuts you off.

“Yes, you are!” You nod your head as if believing that you have soiled his plan.

“No, I’m not.” You look at him confused. “Yes, I am taking you somewhere but I’m not kidnapping you. I just want to show you something that’s a surprise that I don’t want to spoil. But if you really wanna go back then I’ll take you back if it’s what you really want.”

“So you aren’t kidnapping me?” You ask as he nods his head no. “And you just want to take me somewhere?” He nods yes.

“Unless you want to go back.”

“No. No, I think I wanna stay.”

Dean looks at you and smiles. “Good, that’s uh, good.” He starts the car and goes through a box of tapes. “And now that you’re up, we can play some music.” He puts in a tape that has ‘special occasions’ labeled on it. He starts to drive back on the road as the music plays.

It was different music than you usually heard him listen to. It had a mix of Bob Seger, of course, Jim Croce, very odd, Leo Sayer, extremely odd, and Waylon Jennings, which kind of made sense. You knew some of the songs due to your own father’s taste in music, and the ones you didn’t know, he would continue to sing them to you until you did. But, there was one song that you had loved as a kid and it brought back memories as well as some thoughts on how similar the lyrics were to a situation you had come across.

“You know this one?” Dean asked as the music to “I Think I Love You” started to play.

“Oh, do I know it?” You asked sarcastically. “Do I know it”--I was sleeping and right in the middle of a good dream, like all at once I wake up from something that keeps knocking at my brain. Before I go insane I hold my pillow to my head and spring up in my bed screaming out the words I dread.

I think I love you! You and Dean sing in sync.

I think I love you! Dean sings backup. This morning I woke up with this feeling, I didn't know how to deal with and so I just decided to myself, I’d hide it to myself and never talk about it and did not go and shout it when you walked into the room.

I think I love you!

I think I love you! You sing backup.

I think I love you so what am I so afraid of, I’m afraid that I’m not sure of a love there is no cure for. I think I love you, isn’t that what life is made of though it worries me to say that I never felt this way.

You and Dean laugh for a moment as the instrumental plays.

“So you do know it?” Dean chuckles.

“Maybe just a little bit,” you smile in return.

“Oh yeah,” Dean says sarcastically. “Just a little bit. Sure.”

“Well you don’t know if I know the whole song. I haven’t even sang it.”

“Yet.” Dean smiles at you and shakes his head. I don’t know what I’m up against. I don’t know what it’s all about. I got so much to think about.

Hey! You belt out.

I think I love you so what am I so afraid of, I’m afraid that I’m not sure of a love there is no cure for. I think I love you, isn’t that what life is made of. Though it worries me to say, I never felt this way.

You laugh at Dean and smile as you continue to sing. Believe me, you really don’t have to worry.

He laughs in return. I only want to make you happy and if you say “hey go away” I will

But I think better still I’d better stay around and love you

Do you think I have a case, let me ask you to your face

Do you think you love me?

I think I love you

You and Dean break out into uncontrolled laughter as the music ends.

“That was, um…” You smile, unable to explain your joy.

“It was award worthy!” Dean continues.

“Yeah, sure, if you call award worthy being you unable to hit the high notes even when you try so hard.” You chuckle.

“Hey!” Dean says sarcastically and defensively. “I thought I did pretty good. And I don’t get a lot of practice when it comes to this song.”

“What do you mean? Do you not serenade Sam and Cas with this song?”

“Pft, yes actually. I make sure to wake up bright and early just so I can sing to them as a morning wake up call.”

“I’d pay money to see that performance!” You and Dean laugh for a moment.

“So how do you know the song? Did you sing it to your high school sweetheart or was it at drunk karaoke?”

You let out a small chuckle. “Neither, surprisingly. My, uh, Dad used to sing it to me before I went to sleep. Whenever I would get scared at night, he would come into my room and sing all different songs to me to try and put me to sleep. That was one of the, many, songs that he would sing.”

“Oh,” Dean says with a saddened tone. “I’m sorry.”

“Oh, no, don’t be sorry! I actually haven’t heard that song since, well, forever. It was nice. And I know the last time I talked about certain things involving my dad to you, I was messed up, but now, now I’m better. I’m not perfect but I’m allowing myself to heal.”

“That’s good, Y/N. That’s really good.”

“Yeah, it is.”

“But um, there’s something you should know,” Dean says with a worried tone.

“What? What is it?”

“I um, I, I think I love you!”

“Oh, can it Winchester!” You hit Dean on the shoulder.

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You and Dean had driven for another hour, singing the whole time, but finally arrived, somewhere.

“Close your eyes!” Dean shouts as you start to pull into a long stretch of gravel road.

“What?” You ask as you turn your attention towards him, met with his hands covering your eyes.

“Don’t look! Shut your eyes!”

“Okay! Okay! Just keep both hands on the wheel,” you say as you put your hand up to your eyes, smacking Dean’s away. “Why are you making me cover my eyes?”

“Cause it’s a surprise.”

“I know, but why won’t you just let me look now?”

“Because it’s not time ye--crap! We gotta go!” Dean says as he steps on the gas, speeding the car.

“Woah! Woah! Slow down Vin Diesel!” You start to take your hand away from your face.

“No! Don’t look! We’re almost there!” Dean said as you drove for about another minute or two.

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“Okay, okay!” Dean said as he opened your car door while you stepped out of it, still covering your eyes. “Watch your step.”

You step out of the car and feel the dirt and sand like texture beneath your feet. You knew you were out somewhere west of Lebanon but not keen as to where exactly. You stood still as Dean ordered you to wait while he got something out of the back.

“Come on,” he ordered as he took your free hand and guided it through what seemed like a maze. “Here! No, wait,” he moved to another spot, “Here! No, wait, that’s not it.” He moved around more and more, trying to decide on where to be.

“Dean! Just pick a spot.”

“Right. Um,” he takes your hand and gets you to sit down on the ground. “Right here. Now um, take your hand away.” You do so as he places his hands in front of your eyes. He sits to your left, behind you, on the blanket that he had laid out.

“Dean…”

“Shh, it’s almost here.” He lets his hands move further away from your eyes slowly.

You see the blanket, your legs, the dirt and grass. Dean tilts your head up slowly and you see it. You see a huge rock that has a little hole in it like an eye of a needle.

“It’s...It’s amazing!” You say at the beautiful sight. You turn back to him and smile. He moves your face away from him and towards the rock.

“Just, wait,” he says.

The darkness in the night sky slowly starts to light up. You see it. The beautiful sunrise that paints the sky with glorious light. The sun comes up right in the eye of the rock. The perfect spot. You watch as the dark gets engulfed in light. The puddle of water that was left in front of you by rain, sparkled. You saw two suns. Two gorgeous sights. It was marvelous. You stared at the sight for as long as you could without becoming blind.

“It--It,” you sigh. “It’s beautiful.”

Dean looks at you to inspect your face and says, “Yes, it is.” You continue to stare at the sight. “It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. It's gorgeous. Amazing. I love it.”

You look back at Dean and nod in agreement. “Yeah! It’s awesome!” Dean smiles at you. You wrap your arms around him without thinking. “Thank you,” you say as you look in his eyes.

“Uh, yo--you’re welcome.” He returns the hug and wraps his arms around you. You fall into him as you return your gaze to the sun filled skies. He starts to play with your hair as you lay your head against his chest. “Do you want something to eat?” He looks down at you and asks.

“No,” you say as you sigh with contentment. “I’m good. I’m great.”

You look up at him and smile as he looks off to the sun. You notice his glowing green eyes. They are sparkling, shining, in the sun’s presence. You notice his still pale complexion. It looks better. You look at his beard that he has grown out. It’s small but different. His hair was parted different too. It looked like he didn’t care to spike it up like he normally would. It laid flat on top of his head. It actually looked good. You can see all of his freckles peaking through. You could get lost trying to count them. They spread all over his face from his cheeks to the bridge of his nose. His nose was where they were most prominent. His face was glowing.

He continued to comb through your hair so gently and slowly. Your eyes started to flutter as they became more heavy. You could smell Dean’s musk. It wasn’t bad. It was comforting. It relaxed you whenever you would be close with him. You kept looking towards the sky, taking it all in. It was so breathtaking. It felt so good to have your hair played with. It was so warm being in Dean’s clutches. The rhythm of his heart soothed you. Your eyes became too heavy for you to hold them open any longer.

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You remember staying at the beautiful site for a while longer as you laid there, still and up against Dean. You remember holding onto his arm as you walked back to the car, trying not to fall over. You remember him playing your song again as you fell even deeper to sleep. You remember him placing your head in his lap as he drove all the way home. You remember him grabbing under your legs and back as he carried you bridal style into the bunker and to his room. You remember him setting you down gently in his bed as you remained relaxed and undisturbed. Lastly, you remember getting cold and shivering, then all the sudden becoming warm and wrapped in a comforter. And asleep you were.

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I Can Say it Without Words | (Peggy Carter x Fem!Reader)

Pairing: Peggy Carter x Fem!Reader

Warnings: Major Character loss, and smut, i guess

Word Count: 2k

Summary: I can make you feel good.

Anon: Hello sweetie!!! I just loooove your blog so much and your writing it’s so pretty!!! But I noticed there’s no Peggy in here :( so I’d like to request the smutish write you can post, my queer ass (I’m still figuring out if I’m Bi or Pan, so let’s say queer/not straight ass) will love you forever!!! Maybe a secret relationship between Reader and Peggy, Peg being sad bc she lost Steve and reader comforting her leading to smut and fluff and love… Pleaseeeeeeeee

A/N: Ask and you shall receive.

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Whenever Peggy Carter walked into S.H.I.E.L.D headquarters, the whole room seemed to hold its breath. The women at the switchboards seemed to stop and watch in awe as she sauntered by, skirt skimming their chairs, hat tipped low to cover her eyes. The male agents, looking up from their files and typewriters to cast scornful glances at her, hoping to tear her down with curled lips and narrowed eyes. They were foolish to think so.

When Agent Carter stepped into the office, you felt your heart press into your ribs, creating this nervous, wonderful pressure. Your hands became fidgety; brushing at the hair around your ears, shuffling papers, twisting your fountain pen.

Every woman that worked in the office shared a feeling of pride at how she was unapologetic, combative, even, towards nitwits like Agent Thompson and Agent Dooley.

As she strolled into the office, head up, shoulders back, you felt a warmth prickle the back of your neck. She wore a dark, navy blue ensemble with a shockingly pink hat, the one you remember being on her desk, the day you were hired to work at S.H.I.E.L.D.

It had been a cold October evening when Agent Carter interviewed you. Rain was splattering against the windows of her office as she reviewed your resume and criminal record check. The warm lights of the room coaxed you into a strange sense of comfort. You remembered the tight feeling in your stomach, and the sweat on your palms and brow. On her desk was the fucshia hat and plenty of files and paper, all scattered yet organized. What attracted your attention was the only picture frame on her desk. It held the image of a young, sickly blond man, wearing a white t-shirt and dog tags. His resemblance to Captain America was stunning, but, that man was far too small and skinny to be him.

“I’m going to be perfectly honest, Miss. Y/L/N, your resume and letter of recommendation is flawless,” she had said, interrupting your thoughts. “But you have yet to give me a reason as to why you want to join S.H.I.E.L.D. “

Agent Carter’s hair curled perfectly over her shoulder, the dark brown contrasted the cream of her blouse perfectly. Her chocolate eyes bore into you, like she already had you figured out.

You straightened your back. “Agent Carter. All my life, people have told me I did not have the aptitude to become a government agent. I was never smart enough, never strong enough. never man enough.” You resisted the urge to sneer at the word. “Part of me wants to prove myself to the nay-sayers. Another part wants to be a piece of something bigger that just me. But, all of me wants to make a difference, even if its a small one.”

You thought you saw the ghost of a smile on her red lips. Agent Carter stood, smoothing her navy skirt. You stood too, and accepted the hand shake she offered.

“Miss. Y/L/N, I expect you here at seven a.m, sharp, ready for your training,” Agent Carter’s eyes glinted, clearly excited at your prospects. “Don’t be late.”

As December began, you were still in the preliminary stages of training under Agent Carter’s watchful eye; learning how to operate different firearms, mastering the art of safe-cracking, and properly educating yourself on espionage.

You adjusted the lapels of your blazer, watching Agent Carter approach you.

“Agent Y/L/N,” She greeted. “Down to the basement, I want to see if you’re still sharp with your gun. Go on ahead, I need to clock in.”

You nodded before leaning in. “I’d watch out, ma’am, Thompson’s on a rampage this morning; he heard about the promotion Dooley’s planning on giving you.”

Her lips twisted, as though she was fighting back a smile. “Thank you for the heads up, Y/N, I’ll keep my eyes out.”

You grinned and made your way to the practice room, artfully dodging Agent Thompson, who’s nostrils were flared and face was red.

***

“You’re getting better, y/n,” Agent Carter scribbled something down onto a clipboard. “There’s a definite improvement in accuracy. But if your hold it like this-”

She wrapped an arm around you, hand gripping yours. “Keeping your arms steady. Don’t close one eye.”

Peggy’s voice was like honey in your ears, breath hot against your neck. You fought to keep composure. The room was spinning, but you managed to keep your hand steady on the trigger, pointed at the target on the other side of the room.

Her hand rested on your nip, and you could feel the heat radiate through your slacks.

“There,” Agent Carter murmured. “Pull it.”

You pulled the trigger, and shots rang out in the cement room.

The breathe you were holding escaped in a heavy sigh that you were certain Agent Carter heard.

“Agent Carter?” Dooley’s voice shook the two of you out of your stupor. “I want to talk to you. In my office, now.”

“Thank you, Agent Carter,” you said, unable to look at her.

“Please,” she did not remove her hand from yours. “Call me Peggy.”

You nodded, throat suddenly too tight to speak. Her eyes seemed to say a million things

Then she was gone.

When you pulled on your jacket to leave for the night, all but one office was dark and empty. Agent Carter was still in her office, sitting behind her desk, cradling the picture frame of the blond man.

“Well,” you murmured. “This isn’t how I expected you to celebrate your big promotion.”

She smiled, still looking down. “How did you expect it?”

“I don’t know; a little gloating, a lot of drinking,” You shrugged. “Maybe some debauchery disguised in the form of dancing.”

She laughed, warm and deep, but incredibly weak. “I’m afraid I don’t dance. Not anymore.”

Her finger traced the glass of the picture, and you nodded. She was not going to open up if your pushed it.

You cleared your throat. “Peggy, I’m planning on going out tonight. Perhaps we can celebrate together? Maybe buy a few drinks and talk?” You probed gently. If she interpreted this as a date, you were either screwed, or getting screwed.

She finally looked up, and you noticed hoe red and watery her eyes were. Peggy managed to smile. “Are you asking me on a date, Y/N?”

“Maybe,” You leaned against the door frame. “Only if you want me to.”

Peggy seemed to think over her options, she was almost unreadable. “Where do you have in mind?”

You grinned, offering your hand. I know a place, if you’re ready to party.”

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“Come on, honey”, you giggled, pulling Peggy along. “This will help you forget about everything.”

Mona’s was a quiet-looking building of red brick with iron bars on blacked out windows. There was a tall, stocky butch out front, hair cropped and gelled back, wearing a striped button down and slacks. She took the cigarette from behind her ear and in one fluid motion, lit it and took a deep drag. It dangled between her lips.

“Hey, Bonnie,” You grinned at the woman.

She offered you a coy smile. “Long time no see, Y/N. Who’s this?”

You wrapped an arm around Peggy. “She’s my guest, Bon. Is it alright that she comes in tonight?”

Bonnie sized her up, and Peggy did not back down. She looked Bonnie in the eye, chin raised. You were caught off guard when Peggy winked at her.

The corner of Bonnie’s mouth raised. “Yeah, she’s good. Come on in.”

You opened the door, revealing a landing, and two staircases; one that led to upstairs apartments, and one that led to the basement. As the door closed, you faced Peggy in the cramped area.

“Peggy, I’m sure you’re aware of what kind of pub this is.”

“Honestly, I’m a touch surprised, Y/N.”

You faltered. “Peggy, this is... it’s a-”

“A lesbian bar?” she asked kindly. “I’m alright with it, Y/N. In fact, I’m more alright with it that you would believe.”

“What?”

“You might find this hard to believe, but I’m quite familiar with Mona’s,” She studied her nails, feigning disinterest. “I’m what you might call a frequent patron.”

This information slapped you in the face. Staying silent, you worked through the information as Peggy continued to speak.

“Y/N, I’m trusting you with this information. No one at S.H.I.E.L.D. can ever find out about the both of us, okay?”

You snapped out of your daze. “Of course! I’m not a ditz. I know a thing or two about secrecy.”

“Good,” that easy smile returned to her face. “If you’d like, Y/N, we can still have a few drinks.”

“Are you sure?”

“Of course. I still want to celebrate my promotion.”

You grinned, “Lead the way, mademoiselle.”

The bar was a touch dingy, not bringing in enough funds to keep it completely spotless and well lit, but you found a table for yourself and Peggy. You called out to the bartender to send a bottle of the finest champagne. The pub was moderately crowded with other women all chatting and drinking, paying you no mind. The two of you listened to the jazz from the gramophone, drinking and laughing about the goons at the office.

“It’s infuriating!” Peggy laughed, wiping tears from her eyes. “Thompson wants to be a secretary, not an agent! It felt so good when Dooley gave me the promotion.”

You snickered, champagne sloshing onto the table. “I’ve never seen him so angry.” The bottle was empty, and the clock read one in the morning. “It’s getting late, Peg, I’ve gotta get going. Walk me home?”

The two of you took a cab back to your apartment, and Peggy walked you to the door.

You played with the buttons of her jacket. She swallowed audibly. “So, are you going to invite me in or not?”

The two of you barely made it to the bedroom.

Your lips bumped against Peggy’s neck before latching onto her jaw. You stumbled, pressing her against the bedroom door.

“All you have to say is yes,” You said softly into her skin. “That’s all I need, Peggy.”

She groaned as your lips stayed so tantalizingly far from her mouth. “Fuck me, Y/N, yes.”

Driven by lust, you pressed your lips to hers, letting Peggy open her mouth at her own pace, coaxing your tongue into her mouth. Her hands roamed down your chest, sliding over your breasts until they found your belt.

Peggy pulled away, dragging you closer to the bed by the buckle. You were surprised at how breathless you were, panting as she began to unbutton your shirt. You shed it and your trousers quickly, helping her out of her skirt and blouse, sucking a dark hickey onto her collar bone.

She stood there in her lacy, black panties, gasping when your fingers brushed against her breasts.

A hand gripped the back of your head, keeping you in place, tongue lapping at her chest.

“Fuck,” Peggy groaned. You slipped your hands down her thighs, pressing against the soft flesh of her ass. “Bed. Now.”

You fell on top of her, straddling her waist. Lips brushing against hers, delicate, then rough and filthy. Your hand slowly traveled down Peggy’s chest and navel, resting on her hip. You played with the hem of her panties.

“You’re so beautiful,” Your voice was barely above a whisper. Peggy’s hand gripped your wrist, guiding it beneath her under garment, pulling them off.

As you pressed against her, she let out a shaking gasp. Every movement created a reaction; sometimes quiet, delicious mews, other times they were loud, pleasured moans.

Your hands never left Peggy, pushing in and out of her tight heat, hooking your fingers to brush against her G spot. When you pulled away, she let out a disappointed noise.

You replaced your hand with your thigh. You sighed as Peggy shifted her hips, dragging herself over the skin of your thigh, warm and wet. She moved faster and faster, her moans becoming higher and higher.

“Fuck,” she hissed, teeth clenched, arms thrown around your neck. Peggy cried out, falling into pleasure, back arching into you. You collapsed onto her, breathless.

She pressed a messy kiss your forehead before pulling the sheets over the both of you. You wrapped an arm around her waist, resting your head on her shoulder.

“Goodnight, Peg,” you murmured sleepily, nuzzling closer.

She ran a hand through your hair. “Goodnight, love.”

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A/N: This is long as heck.

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