Amazing Grace: Church AU
Direct sequel to "Demon in the Chapel pt. 2" over in the jail. Roughly one month later. Buckle up, buttercups. This is long.
Blake: (walking through the abbey to the chapel) I still can't believe you're walking around like that.
Yang: (following Blake) Like what?
Blake: Like you're a priest or something.
Yang: What? I give a mass here and there and all of a sudden I can't be pious?
Blake: That's not the point-
Adam: Ah, Father Yang, Sister Blake, good to see you both attending this evening's ceremony.
Blake: (scowls at Adam)
Yang: That sounds awfully pointed. I've been attending most services since getting here.
Adam: But our lovely sister here (stares pointedly at Blake) hasn't. I hope your illness is on the mend.
Blake: Go choke on holy water.
Adam: (glowers) .....I hear Reverend Mother Maria apparently called in a favor to have a specialty choir come to perform today. Perhaps you've heard of them? They call themselves the Holistic Singers.
Yang: (blinks) A lovely group.
Adam: (scours Yang's body language) Then I look forward to the show. (turns on his heel and enters the chapel)
Yang: (as soon as the coast is clear) Fuuuuuuuck!
Blake: What is it?
Yang: (muttering to herself) Of course, Sienna is just a human, but I wasn't told that Maria was here. Of course, she would call in a favor to the other angels. And of course the one angel that responds would- gah! Okay, calm down, Hellfire. Easy. This is fine.
Blake: Reverend Mother Maria is an angel?????
Yang: Hard to believe, huh? Actually, she's like... You know how there's The big boss downstairs and a few devils to help him reign in the sinners and demons?
Blake: Yes? Wait.... Maria is an archangel?
Yang: Holy shit. I forgot that was a word! Yeah, that's her! (acapella version of Amazing Grace starts up in the chapel, she takes a deep breath and sighs) Well... better face the music.
Blake & Yang: (step into the chapel and take their respective spots)
Blake: (staring at the three singers standing in front of the church choir in shock. A man with blonde hair and white suit stands to the right of a man with black hair, red eyes, black slacks and dress shirt under a white vest and white tie. To his left is a woman with wild, black hair, matching red eyes, and black and red dress) They're...beautiful.
Yang: (groans) Don't let them hear you say that.
Qrow & Raven: (smirk as they sing)
Yang: Too late...
Qrow: (steps forward for his baritone solo and gives a charming smile) 'Twas grace that taught my heart to fear. And grace my fears relieved. How precious did that grace appear. The hour I first believed. My chains are gone. I've been set free. My Lord, my Savior has ransomed me. And like a flood, His mercy rains. Unending love, Amazing grace.
Taiyang: (steps forward and follows with tenor and a few of the younger sisters giggle like school girls) The Lord has promised good to me. His word my hope secures. He will my shield and portion be. As long as life endures. My chains are gone. I've been set free. My God, my Savior has ransomed me. And like a flood, His mercy rains. Unending love, oh, Amazing grace.
Raven: (steps forward and starts substantially softer than expected, but has an almost seductive/sinister smirk on her lips as she sings) The Earth shall soon dissolve like snow. The sun forbear to shine. But He, Who called me here below. Will be forever mine!
Taiyang & Qrow: (bum rush the pews, grab Yang, and drag her up to the choir)
Yang: No! No! Come on, guys! No. Please.
Raven: (smirking as she finishes her solo and makes room for Yang)
Yang: (acting like a kicked puppy)
Raven & Yang: My chains are gone! I've been set free. My Lord, my Savior has ransomed me! And like a flood, His mercy rains!
Yang: (defeated) Unending love, Amazing grace.
Sienna: (as the song finishes) Thank you to our Reverend Mother Maria for putting together this lovely, unexpected inclusion to tonight's mass.
-The chapel empties at the end of Mass and Blake walks up to Yang, Qrow, Raven, and Taiyang-
Blake: Care to explain?
Yang: No. Not really.
Blake: (deadpan stare)
Yang: (sighs) Blake, this is my father, the angel, Taiyang.
Taiyang: (million dollar smile) Call me Tai, little lady.
Yang: My uncle, the Devil King of Limbo and all it's extensions, Qrow.
Qrow: (two finger waves) How's it going, kid?
Yang: (sighs) And the reigning Devil Queen of the Lust, Greed, Pride, and Wrath Circles, and my mother, Raven.
Raven: (gives Blake a once over and smirks before extending her hand) Pleasure's all mine.
Blake: (blushes as she hesitantly shakes Raven's hand) I...uh...see the resemblance....
Raven: Yang, did you never tell your little pet your title? Tsk! Tsk! (pinches Yang's cheek) My little Princess of the Anger and Lust circles.
Yang: Nyehhhhhh (slaps Raven's hands away like a cat)
Taiyang: Raven, be nice. The only reason Summer isn't here to help reign you in is because she had archangel duty. (to Blake) Sorry to leave so soon, but I was only given a few hours of Earth time. I'll try to make it back in time for the baby. (gives Blake a hug before disappearing into a beam of light)
Blake & Yang: Wait. The what now?
Qrow: (snorts and shakes his head before punching Yang's shoulder affectionately) I gotta go to. The big man downstairs wants to see me about whether or not anyone in Limbo can be transferred to Hell. Good luck, Hellfire. (gives a little hop and vanishes into gray mist)
Raven: (smiles smugly at Yang and Blake) Well, I guess it's up to me to explain. (to Blake) I'm surprised with how many children you've swallowed that one managed to make its way to safety. (claps sarcastically) Well done!
Blake: (jaw drops in a silent scream)
Yang: (flames slowly licking at her hair as her eyes flicker between purple and red)
Raven: (gives kisses to Yang and Blake's cheeks)
Blake: (red and black aura swirl around her belly along with a yellow and white aura) What in the name of Heaven?!
Raven: (clicks her tongue) Dammit, Tai beat me to it. Well, double protection wouldn't hurt it. See you both in about eight months. (steps back as a crevice breaks the floor and disappears into a wall of hellfire)
Blake: ...........
Yang: ..........you did ask for me to breed you...
-shadow slides across the wall in the distance-
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Can I ask what Ruby's role is/ where is Ruby in the Church AU?
You can ask whatever you want. Worst case scenario, I politely decline to answer. Not this time though!
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Blake and Yang: (laying in bed, post intimacy)
Blake: (head resting on Yang's shoulder with her hand on her chest, trying to catch her breath) How's your arm?
Yang: (breathing heavily as she brings up her right arm - the skin is slowly re-healing itself) It's doing fine. How are you? That was - uh - (blushes) Well... That was a lot. And it was very, very impressive.
Blake: (blushes) Yang, your arm dissolved into nothing after Adam threw holy water on it. I had to keep up with your injury and healing capabilities.
Yang: Oh?~ Is that why you mounted me like a horse and-
Blake: (slaps her hand over Yang's mouth) Let's not focus on that.
-Bright light engulfs the room and an angel with short, dark hair with red tips and silver eyes steps onto the floor-
Angel!Ruby: Yang!
Yang: (shoots up in bed) Ruby!
Angel!Ruby: (shields her eyes) Yang! Clothes! You're in your human form! I don't want to see that!
Yang: Not a chance! (jumps out of bed on wobbly legs and ensnares Ruby in a bear hug)
Angel!Ruby: Ewww!!! (flails her legs) Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Yang! You're naked and covered in sex! Get off of me!
Blake: (watching the exchange from the bed and trying to wrap herself up) ....Yang?
Yang: (looks over at Blake) Yeah, babe?
Blake: (blushes at the nickname) Not the time. (glances at Ruby) Who is that?
Yang: Oh! Right! You've only met Weiss. This angel is Ruby. She's my younger sister.
Blake: (blinks) Sister? Angel? How are an angel and a demon-?
Ruby: Same dad. Different moms. Dad is an angel. My mom is an angel. Yang's mom is, literally, one of the devil kingpins in Hell.
Blake: (jaw drops)
Yang: What brings you down here, Sis?
Ruby: I saw that you lost your arm in a church and wanted to see if there was anything I could do to help. (looks at Yang's fresh new arm and over to a naked Blake) But - uh - it looks like you've got all the help you need.
Yang: Oh, yeah. Blake's been super helpful in keeping me fed and healing. (wiggles her eyebrows) She's also just super fun for a nun, if you catch my drift.
Ruby: Ew! Leaving! Now! Oh, my God! (disappears in a flash of light)
Yang: Sorry about that, Blake. Had to do that, otherwise she would have never left.
Blake: Yang, if I've learned anything since you've manifested in my life, it's that I can't be surprised by every little thing that comes by. Your sister being an angel being one of them. (shivers as the winter wind rattles the windows) Now, come back to bed. It's freezing in here.
Yang: Yes, Ma'am! (activates her hellfire - surrounding her body in a glow of warmth - and rushes towards the bed) Hallelujah!
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Ships
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Ineffable Husbands +17
Aziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens
Steddie
Steve Harrington & Eddie Munson, Stranger Things
Destiel
Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural
Byler -3
Will Byers & Mike Wheeler, Stranger Things
Wenclair
Wednesday Addams & Enid Sinclair, Wednesday
Bowuigi
Bowser & Luigi, the Super Mario Bros. franchise
Huntlow +7
Hunter & Willow Park, The Owl House
Avatrice
Ava Silva & Beatrice, Warrior Nun
Hannigram +2
Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Hannibal
Buddie -4
Evan Buckley & Edmundo Diaz, 9-1-1
Vashwood
Vash the Stampede & Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Trigun Stampede
Zelink +80
Zelda & Link, The Legend of Zelda
Lumity -6
Luz Noceda & Amity Blight, The Owl House
Ghostsoap
Simon “Ghost” Riley & John “Soap” MacTavish, the Call of Duty franchise
Blackbonnet -11
Edward Teach/Blackbeard & Stede Bonnet, Our Flag Means Death
Wolfstar +8
Remus Lupin & Sirius Black, the Harry Potter universe
Merthur +12
Merlin & Arthur Pendragon, Merlin
Jegulus +25
James Potter & Regulus Black, the Harry Potter universe
Bumbleby +48
Yang Xiao Long & Blake Belladonna, RWBY
Bakudeku -4
Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku, Boku no Hero Academia
Dreamling -1
Dream of the Endless & Hob Gadling, The Sandman
Soukoku +60
Nakahara Chuuya & Dazai Osamu, Bungou Stray Dogs
Firstprince
Alex Claremont-Diaz & Prince Henry of Wales, Red, White & Royal Blue
Wesper
Wylan Van Eck & Jesper Fahey, the Grishaverse
Wangxian -8
Lan Wangji & Wei Wuxian, Mo Dao Zu Shi
Satosugu +23
Gojo Satoru & Geto Suguru, Jujutsu Kaisen
Imodna +8
Imogen Temult & Laudna, Critical Role
Kanej +44
Kaz Brekker & Inej Ghafa, the Grishaverse
Bubbline
Princess Bubblegum & Marceline, Adventure Time
Ladynoir -17
Ladybug & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
Twiyor +6
Loid Forger & Yor Forger, SPY x FAMILY
Loustat +43
Louis de Pointe du Lac & Lestat de Lioncourt, Interview with the Vampire
Zosan
Roronoa Zoro & Vinsmoke Sanji, One Piece
Marichat -12
Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
Serirei +65
Serizawa Katsuya & Reigen Arataka, Mob Psycho 100
Adrienette -21
Adrien Agreste & Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
Chenford +24
Lucy Chen & Tim Bradford, The Rookie
Petrigrof
Simon Petrikov & Betty Grof, Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake
Kavetham
Kaveh & Alhaitham, Genshin Impact
Griddlehark +54
Gideon Nav & Harrowhark Nonagesimus, The Locked Tomb series
Raeda -13
Raine Whispers & Eda Clawthorne, The Owl House
Tomgreg -19
Tom Wambsgans & Greg Hirsch, Succession
Hanamusa
Jessie & Delia Ketchum, the Pokémon franchise
Zolu
Roronoa Zoro & Monkey D. Luffy, One Piece
Narumitsu -12
Phoenix Wright & Miles Edgeworth, Ace Attorney
Sonadow +23
Sonic & Shadow, Sonic the Hedgehog
Ineffable Bureaucracy
Archangel Gabriel & Beelzebub, Good Omens
Spirk +9
Spock & James Kirk, Star Trek
Ballister x Ambrosius
Ballister Boldheart & Ambrosius Goldenloin, Nimona
Nandermo -42
Nandor the Relentless & Guillermo de la Cruz, What We Do in the Shadows
Jonmartin -15
Jonathan Sims & Martin Blackwood, The Magnus Archives
Punkflower
Hobie Brown & Miles Morales, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
AkiAngel
Aki Hayakawa & the Angel Devil, Chainsaw Man
Ronance -49
Robin Buckley & Nancy Wheeler, Stranger Things
Superbat -11
Superman & Batman, the DC universe
Shuake
Ren Amamiya/Joker & Goro Akechi, Persona 5
Geraskier -48
Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier, The Witcher
Hualian -18
Hua Cheng & Xie Lian, Tian Guan Ci Fu
Sulemio
Suletta Mercury & Miorine Rembran, Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury
Sterek -5
Stiles Stilinski & Derek Hale, Teen Wolf
Gumlee
Prince Gumball & Marshall Lee, Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake
Shadowpeach
Sun Wukong & the Six-Eared Macaque, Lego Monkie Kid
Drarry -29
Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter, the Harry Potter universe
Wilmon
Prince Wilhelm & Simon Eriksson, Young Royals
Harringrove -34
Steve Harrington & Billy Hargrove, Stranger Things
Kazurei
Suwa Rei & Kurusu Kazuki, Buddy Daddies
Lestappen
Charles Leclerc & Max Verstappen, Formula 1 drivers
Zukka -5
Zuko & Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender
Codywan +8
Commander Cody & Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Solangelo -23
Will Solace & Nico di Angelo, the Percy Jackson universe
Catradora
Catra & Adora, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
Shadowgast -4
Caleb Widogast & Essek Thelyss, Critical Role
Stucky -43
Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes, the Marvel universe
Tarlos -18
TK Strand & Carlos Reyes, 9-1-1: Lone Star
Johnlock +21
John Watson & Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock
Sasunaru -24
Uchiha Sasuke & Uzumaki Naruto, Naruto
Locklyle
Anthony Lockwood & Lucy Carlyle, Lockwood & Co.
Lokius
Loki Laufeyson & Mobius M. Mobius, the Marvel universe
Supercorp -67
Kara Danvers & Lena Luthor, Supergirl
Piltover's Finest
Caitlyn Kiramman & Vi, Arcane
Helnik
Matthias Helvar & Nina Zenik, the Grishaverse
Prohibitedwish
Scarab & Prismo, Adventure Time
Klance -12
Keith & Lance, Voltron: Legendary Defender
Reylo
Rey & Kylo Ren, the Star Wars universe
Hanazawa
Teruki & Kageyama Shigeo, Mob Psycho 100
Cockles -44
Misha Collins & Jensen Ackles, Actors
Percabeth -46
Percy Jackson & Annabeth Chase, the Percy Jackson universe
Astarion x Tav
Astarion & Tav, Baldur's Gate 3
Timkon
Tim Drake & Conner Kent, Young Justice
Davekat
Dave Strider & Karkat Vantas, Homestuck
Cynonari
Cyno & Tighnari, Genshin Impact
Creek
Craig Tucker & Tweek Tweak, South Park
Klapollo
Apollo Justice & Klavier Gavin, Ace Attorney
Style
Stan Marsh & Kyle Brovlofski, South Park
Korrasami -11
Korra & Asami Sato, The Legend of Korra
Bill x Frank
Bill & Frank, The Last of Us
Nick x Charlie -51
Nick Nelson & Charlie Spring, Heartstopper
Dreamnotfound -50
Dreamwastaken & GeorgeNotFound, Streamers
Dinluke -33
Din Djarin & Luke Skywalker, the Star Wars universe
Rhaenicent
Rhaenyra Targaryen & Alicent Hightower, House of the Dragon
The number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded ships weren’t on the list last year.
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