#o hwo i love him

[xamaxenta]

🎉🎉🎉HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DARLIGNT SWEETHEART 🎉🎉🎉

I didnt know what to draw for your bday so I drew every single thought I had in one go

Here’s to another year simping in your name ❤️‍🔥

[astrxealis]

i am so used to my pinned post i kinda don't want to change the format but i want to

[addictedapple]

highihihihihihihihihi i just read The Right Substitution is Key and i had so many *somethings* about it that i don’t know hwo to put into words but !!!!!

I LOVE HOW YOU WROTE JASON IN THIS AND THAT YOU MADE HIM MORE EMOTIONALLY COMPETENT THAN BRUCE. AND I LOVE THE INSIDE JOKE BC I THINK ITS SO FR FUNNY HE TOTALLY W O U L D BE THE DAD-BROTHER. AND THEY WOULD ALL TOTALY CALL HIM DAD TOO.

literally in love with the first book, and i Just noticed the "Next Work ->" under the series so ima go read it because JajxjsjJAJFJSNCNCMVMFNSKCOJC <3

Thank you so much! I’m glad you enjoyed it!

No be fair, being more emotionally competent than Bruce is a low bar lmao

[foxstens]

no thoughts only wen kexing

[d0umas-whr0e]

DOUMA NSFW ALPHABET NON EDITED!

A= Aftercare (what they’re like after the act)

He is one cocky son of a bitch and you will never hear the end of it. But he mostly he gives you a warm bath then cuddles you to sleep after

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)

You can not convince me other wise he loves tits. He will just randomly come on up to you and just like

*poke* *poke* *squeeze*

C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)

He definitely loves to leave you a hot mess of cum by the end of it makeing sure that your body is his and only his.

"Awe baby such a hot mess for me~ such a whore"

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)

He love bitting he just loves to see the way you whimper and shiver when he bites you

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)

Oh he knows what he's doing he has been alive way to long to not but after all he's good asf and he knows it

F= Favorite position

He has his fair share of positions he loves but his favorite is probably matting press (idk how to spell it💀🤚)

"OH~ baby you look so divine from this position. your cute little fucked out face~"

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

Sure he will crack a few jokes now and there about how much of a submissive whore you are but other than that he's very serious when it comes to makeing love

"Hehe wouldn't I would've thought you were such a whore for me dear!~"

H= Hair (grooming habits)

If ima be honest man idfk I've been thinking about this for like an hour-

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

Really just depends on his mood if he feels happy he will fuck you romantically and nicely. But God's help you if he's upset mad or unhappy. He will break you if he needs to.

"Just shut the fuck and stop whinging about my speed"

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

If your not around and if he really feels like it he will jack off but he prefers it with you but if he dose end up doing it probably with something of yours (pice of clothing/ things that you have on you ect.

"Fuck dear. I just wish it was you so badly"

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

Breeding kink. No I will give any further details. But other than that he loves to leave marks on your body and love to claim you as his and only his

"Look at thesse marks I've left on you... maybe that will get those guys to stop flirting (if not he will just them)

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

He prefers it in the bed room makeing sure he's the only one seeing your beautiful body but if he needs to he will if you need a punishment

M= Motivation (things that makes them tick/turn ons)

His motivation is you everything about you hearing your sounds. Seeing your body. How you cuddle him after. He

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

Piss. No further questions

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

Even though he loves getting head from you he loves even more fucking the ever living shit out of you and trust me he is very skill full so in those words. Don't try him

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)

He is fast and lasts long. I mean like he I a demon like what else is supposed to go slow?

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

He hate Quickies but if he has to he will

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

He love risk takeing 100%.he will just come up to you and ask or just take you there ... depending on his mood

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

Fast and hard and can last 30 minutes to a hour depending on how sentive he is that

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

He's definitely Into toys and love to tie you up really see hwo much you can fit down there

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

He is very Unfair and a huge teaser and has absolutely no mercy whatsoever

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk

He's not a super loud person but he still let's out grunts and moans or pleasure

W= Wild card (random sincannon of any sort)

He won't admit to it but h loves praise so much and he can become a bottom fast

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants

10 take it or leave it

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)

His sexdrive is over the coulds and he constantly wants to fuck

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)

He's a demon🧍🏻‍♀️

[tenkoscumslut]

How you calm your boyfriends/girlfriend down

OKIE SO I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS So YA TAKE IT >:3

Dabi

- it’s gonna be about his father

- like rlly his trauma revolves around Enji

- So you always tell him he is amazing

- And fuck endeavor

- you have to kiss everyone of his staples

- like rly it makes him feel loved just the way he is

- worship him (not in a sexual way)

- just tell him hwo much you love him

- kiss his neck

- his shoulder

- his forehead

- but he absolutely loves it when you boop his nose with you lips

- that just makes him turn into soft bby

- he also loves it when you wrap both of you in a blanket 

- you grab his hand

- entwine it with yours

- sit on his lap

- tell him you love him

- and just rest your head on his shoulder

- (btw he doesn’t like talking about his past so don’t even try when he’s angry or he’s going thro a panic/anxiety attack)

- mans get’s attacks 24/7

- so just embrass him

- tell him how much you love him

- give him kisses

- hug him

- and just say he’s perfect the way he is

- and he will calm down

- yall do go back home after that bc fuck the league :/

Shigaraki

- it’s gonna be about video games

- you cannot convince me other wise

- he literally doesn’t care about his past

- other than his family

- but he is constantly stressing over his video games

- so just let him touch your breasts

- like he is booooooob guy

- he uses them like stress balls

- he pinches them

- squeezes them

- or he just rests his head on them

- he loves them a lot

- it just makes him feel calm

- he loves u

- but your b r e a s t s

- if u a boy

- he justs rests his head on your chest

- and gives ur nips kissies 

Twice

- So ya know he has trouble with his head shit?

- Ye so 

- He want’s to burry his face between your breasts and just stay there

- he lifts your shirt

- and them presses his head between your brests

- it’s his safe space

- Dabi and Toga might look at you weird

- but when they figure out it his safe space

- and keeping him from boing completly insane

- they don’t give a fuck

- he likes to fall alseep between them

- he loves kissing them

- giving then hickeys

- and love bites

- mans just loves your boobs

- like rly

- he writes about them

- to remember what they feel like when u gone

- he tries to mimic the feeling with pillows

- but it isn’t as good

Toga

- give her izukus blood ;-;

- like rlly that will calm her

- she likes bitting your neck a lot

- s your neck is normally super bruised 

- but u don’t mind

- anything for u bby gurl

- she is also huge sub

- so she also just likes eating you out a lot

- or she will rap her body around you

- and just snuggle into you

- she bites you in her sleep

- like she has her face burried in your neck

- and then you just feel pain in your neck

- when you first started dating

- you would wince in pain and slightly cry

- but by know ur use to getting randomly bit at 3 in the morning

- she likes your flesh

- it’s just so soft and amazing

- she also collects your blood :D

Spinner

- v i d e o g a m e s a n d s t a i n

- stain got arrested? A N G E R

- Shigaraki won the beauty pagent in royale high? A N G E R

- You win the beauty pagent in royale high? A N G R Y S E X

- like rlly mans gets upset over a l ot of things

- he takes his frustration on your cunt

- like you were just sleeping in his bed

- then the door opened

- you already knew what’s up

- he grabbs you

- sets you on his lap

- and just fucks you while he keeps playing video games

Mr. Compress

- just-

- he gets angry when you show slight dissitrest in his magic shows

- so when u look away for a few seconds

- he pouts

- picks you up

- brings you to the room

- grabs his fake marbles

- and shoves em up your pussy

- then eats you out

- edges you

- then makes you watch the rest of the show

- then he makes you cum

- like these shows can go on for 5 hours :o

- so good luck if you upset him :)

- but honestly 

- he would probably just wrap you in a jacket

- and just squish your cheeks together

- and admire your beauty

[uselessnocturnal]

in which i watch miraculous, react and things come out of my brain

FSHDKSHJDDH omfg not me hopping right back on the mlb train after seeing its trending on tumblr AND there’s a new ep

spent like half an hour hunting down a link i-

((spoilers))

THE OPENING IM SCREAMING IT KINDA LOOKS GOOD??

fuckin pigeon man again

what’s up with the voices

WHAT IS THIS

THE NEW SUITS??? AND ALYAS VOICE HHHHH

i’m crying over the flower symbolism that everyone was dying over HAHAHAHAHA

PARTNERSHIP :””)

guys they’re such good friends pls

this boy,,

i’m on the floor watching this

marinette you fucking simp

WASHINGTON AND LAFAYETTE AS SOCK PUPPETS WTF HAHAHA

........SHES PREGNANT WHO

omg the science teacher :(

lilashut up

marinette wHy ARE YOU LIKE THIS

“yOuR friENd”

LOL THEY LOOK SO ANGRY

nice. but also fuck you gabriek for taking advantage of this

HSJSHDJSHDJDHSH THE KAGAMI AND ADRIEN KISS WAS ACTUALLY SO SOFT

ok but where is the kagami character development wtf is this script

SCREAMING LADYBOIR ON THE ROOFTOPS

THEYRE SO CUTE HAHAHHAHAAHHA

oh no

OH NO

NOOOO HES SO SAD

hsbdjshddhdhfh oh man plagg

crying gabriel really be calling emilie arrests my love but also sleeping with nathalie

LUKA AMD MARINETTE AHHHHHHH

FUCK THEY COULD BE SO CHTE

CHEEJ KISSES

i. don’t remember anything from previous episodes

LMAO SHES SITTING NECT TO ADRIEN HAHAHAHHAHA

why is marinette like this oh my gosh

frickin disaster

marinette imagination drawing has improved

i feel so bad for adrien omg

HAHAHAH ADRIENS BODYGUARD

why the fuck does the headmaster dude have popcorn on the plane

JULEKA AND ROSE CUDDLING

turbulence whilst in the bathroom is so relatable

“it’s beautiful isn’t it” YEAH ADRIEN IM SURE YOU WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THR VIEW

this is so soft omg i wouldn’t even mind if they stayed friends

nino and alya commentating HAHAHA

these two they’re so cute

HUGS AWWWW

...america has super villains too?

HWO ARE THESE POEPLE

UNITED HEROES?

i just realised this is a forty minute episode fuck

are superheroes just normal here i- Huh

night owl and sparrow???

AAWWWWW MOTHER DAUGHTER DUO (except i think the daughter is a uh robot)

://///// america.

“there’s a superhero for everything here” sure.

nino and adrien HAHAHA

omg no she’s a real girl she’s so cute aaaaaa

these kids......can’t work automatic doors.... absolute disasters

nope she is a robot

ayon?? is that her name?

there eyes are SO BIG

sabrina getting a storyline perhaps?

chloe saying the word cooties,,,, Huh

AYONS FRIEND SHES FUNNY

this party thing is making me laugh too much

the sneaking out and the teacher coming up HAHA boarding school vibes

so frickin weird but kinda cute

HER FRIEND IS SO COOL I WANNA KNOW HER NAME

“is it a bird” “is it a plane” SERIOUSLY

magic hotdogs?? wtf

nope i don’t wanna see this

WHAT

WHATS HAPPENING

they’re really playing matchmaker huh

omfg HAHAHHAHAHAHA THEYRE FLOATING AND DANCING PLEASEEEEE

i- these two DUMBASSES

also the friend’s talent wowza

FUCK ITS ACTUALLY AN HOUR LONG

why are they so bad at automatic doors i-

adrien SHUTUP IM SCREAMINF

*ahem* ladynoir

this girl got so into it so quick compared to what she was like last night and she’s doing it for entertainment too HAHA

gabriel,,,,, what the heck

a whole history lesson

i forgot how fucking stupid hawkmoth’s speech stuff is

“WOULDNT YOU RATHER HAVE AN ATOMIC BOMB” BROKE ME

adrienettes biggest enemy: doors

ohno

o h n o

these superhero transformations Huh

NOOOO AYON

OHNOOO SHES GONNA KNOW

O H N O

this team up is CUTE

nuuu she’s so angry at him

sparrow and ayon are so SKILLS

ohnoohnoohnoohno

MARINETTE WHY

oh my gosh

FUCK

HE JSUT CATACLYSMED HER FUCK

hawkmoth get in bitch we’re hunting down villains

omg they on the RUN

it’s a whole superhero FAMILY

oh nooooooo

THIS JS SAD

NOOOOO ADRIEN

NO WHY WOULD YOU LESVE HER

FUCK

PAIN

and hawkmoth has a whole new miraculous Fuck

“GILBERT” FSGDJSHDHJD HAHAHAHAHA

gabriel is so frickin evil

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA SUPERHERO MOMS IM SCREAMING

IM SO CONFUSED ARE THEY SISTERS OR. FRIENDS

marinette with plagg :(((

america has power rangers

ha that transition was pretty funny

noooooooooo i’m so sad

ALYA DONT SHOUT AT HER PLEASE SHES SAD

i’m-

FUCK MARINETTE DOESNT DESERVE THIS

AND NEITHER DOES ADRIEN

ohno

O H N O

lol it’s fuckin batman and superman but female and married

oh my shit,,,,,,

lol the door guy is kinda funny

oh fuck

yay i love these kids

gosh i LOVE sparrow

uh what the fuck was that

omg “i can’t imagine being ladybug without him” PLEASE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

plagg why are you like this

HUGS

STOPPPPP GSHDKSHDJS I LOVE THEM

why are there bombs and cannons EVERYWHERE this fuckin country

HER NAMES JESS

this was so cute

SPARROW IS AMAZING

OH MY GOSH SHES GETTING THE MIRACULOUS SCREAMING

uh.

that’s a nuke.

FSHKDHFJSHDGM MAJESTIA WHAT RHE FUCK SHE JST FUCKING CAUGHT IY

JESS GETS TO KEEP THE MIRACULOUS AHHHHHHH (sparrow = robin)

GUYS

STOP THIS IS CUTE

oh fuck when gabriel said his theory was correct i thought he knew adrien was chat noir but it’s FINE

shut up this was so much fun

HUH?

THEYRE MAKING AMERICAN MIRACULOUS HOLDERS NOW? there are other guardians??? i’m screaming

i’m still on the floor but this was actually so good i kinda loved it FUCK

[chezforshire]

AU where marceline is the school's local harana for hire she writes quick songs for anyone who wants to have a song sung for anyone for whatever reason they want

It's usually a lot of love songs (she's gotten tired of this really fast) but sometimes she gets requests for songs for friends

Anyway, Lady and Jake help her out with this business by making bouquets and playing along with her respectively. And Bon is usually just someone she bounces ideas with cause Marce may know so many people, but there's still a number of rich prissy losers that Bon knows and that's usually her clients. Also, Bon loves getting to stretch her writing skills.

(Though she's also pretty tired of love songs)

Marce gets a commission one day to make a song for Bon and she just kinda. Stares at it. Her clients aren't anonymous. Well, not usually. A lot of her songs are made from shared memories and the small percent made from flowery words are usually douchelords who are too confident about their place to think they'd need anonymity in case of rejection.

So when she sees that this one didn't have a name she was a little... confused. There was also the fact that Bon is notorious for saying no to everyone who tries to ask her out. And not in a way where friends tell friends this, but more of she said no to a guy who payed the whole school to get in on his grand plan to ask her out

(Even Marce tho it wasn't for a song. It was more of he asked her to drive Bon to school at a specific time. She obviously told Bon this but they didn't have a lot of time to talk about it bc the guy texted everyone their roles literally on midnight and wired the cash after sending the message.

A little worrying how he not only got everyone's number but also everyone's bank account. She and most of her friends changed phones then bc that was creepy as all hell)

She doesn't tell Bon. Not because of some customer confidentiality or whatever but because... Well she doesn't really know. It just made her irrationally irritated and sad. Odd.

She takes far longer than usual to reply to this. She doesn't understand the hesitation. Or maybe she does? Bon has called her a bleeding heart a million times and she guesses thats the reason. She feels bad for them and doesn't want to watch another person who put in effort be rejected. Yeah that's it. She should tell him that. Maybe they were new or something. It'll be fine, plus they didn't want a full song so they werent paying much. Yeah, that sounds like a game plan.

The next day she says yes and wonders all day why she did that

For about a month she keeps this commission to herself. She spaces out more than usual during this time. Not quite disassociating, just staring into space and thinking.

Bon isn't worried bc this is usually how she gets when she's got a song in the works. She needles her about what it is and who it's for, but she generally deflects and at some point just straight up lies and says some random names.

She also learns more about her client. They're not new, they've actually known Bon for about 3 to 5 years. They're pretty close apparently and actually knows Marce personally. Theyve talked several times and have hung out here and there too. (That sure didn't make her anxiety and paranoia skyrocket)

She feels a lot of anxiety and worry and trepidation and god other irrational shit about this commission. She doesn't really tell anyone (something her therapist, or Bon more importanly Bon, would frown at) so she's just left to wallow about it on her own. She tries working on it as much as she can but it just feels... wrong somehow. She doesn't really get it but she feels like she'll lose something because of this. She doesn't get it. She knows they'll be rejected and they'll all laugh at it in the end and just.

What is it. What's wrong.

She feels a tap on her shoulder and she almost falls off her bed. Jake's apparently been trying to talk to her for a solid minute and oh jeez now he's got that Worried Big Brother look.

He peers at her and asks what's wrong and not-so-subtly threatens that he'll stay and use his Big Brother mode on her if she tries to lie to him

She just sighs heavily and curls up

"Someone commissioned a suicide mission"

Jake makes an 'o' with his mouth. Theyve always called anyone who tried to flirt with Bon a suicide mission and laughed pretty hard at it. Even Bon calls the poors souls who try suicide missions.

She uncurls a bit and faces Jake with a small smile, ready to laugh with him about it as she should. But for some reason Jake just... Looks at her with this worried look. Not his patented Im-Worried-For-You-Little-Sibling but more of one would give to a friend when they know something they don't.

Marce laughs, shakey and unsure. "What? S'not like this doesn't happen. It's Bon, ya know? The sweatheart of the school." With a mean streak that rivals the devil, she adds quietly- fondly- in her head.

Jake just nods slowly. He drags his eyes away from her and stares at her wall, eyes unfocused.

Marce starts having a bit of a panic because what is that face, why is Jake acting like this, is there somethin on her wall, wait does he know the client, is he friends with the client, is he the client, w-

Jake flops his short, chunky body on her bed and pulls her to lay down too. Roughly, might she add. And not to mention absolutely unexpected.

He's smiling again, big and all teeth. It twitches for a second when he makes eye contact but bounces back so quick she thinks she might have imagined it.

"Ha! You're gonna write for a suicide mission this is hilarious!" He makes a move to ruffle her hair and she just starts flailing to avoid this. "Man! I haven't seen one in a while so this'll be fun at least. Something else to keep us busy other than those stupid douchefucks who thinks a song is a sure fire way to get laid."

Marce is confused but doesn't question this sudden change. Plus it actually helps? She snickers -because no, she doesnt giggle she is cooler than that- at the thought of watching the client be rejected before Marce can even pull out her guitar.

"Yeah, threw me off like hell cause Bon is practically legendary but hey apparently there are still some brave souls out there."

"Oh dude, I've got a great ass idea," Jake sits up and leans on his elbows, "Let's keep this a secret from princess. Oh and Lady cause you know she cant keep anything from her."

Marce kinda laughs at this in confusion. "Uh what? Why? If you haven't noticed my services include a bouquet and unless you've learned flower language I dont think we can take Lady outta the equation."

He snorts "I may not know flowers, but I know my girlfriend. I can just be vague and she'll take it as a challenge and try to make the perfect bouquet. S'no problem on that front.

"I figured we could keep it a secret so we can see Bon's pure and raw reaction. Like I said, there hasn't been a suicide mission in a looooong while so she probably doesn't expect this. And it'll be way more funny cause someone commissioned you for it. Where it is no secret that a) you do this and b) you get help from the three of us."

"You got a point there detective. Bur fair warning, Bon will be giving us the stink eye for days if we do this. Especially me because she's my thesaurus and metaphor maker. You know how she loves taking credit for making them sound like a stupid romance novel."

"Psh, she loves you to hell and back. She'll just pout at you for a while and when you buy her her favourite candy it'll be right as rain."

Okay, that sounded valid but at the same time Marceline kind of shut down after Jake said Bon loves her so uh she guesses she'll just trust that it'll be fine?

" 'nother idea," Jake says softly. He's looking at he- actually. No he's not looking at her, hes just looking her way but his eyes are just. Not there.

"Uh, shoot"

"Make this song the best you've ever made."

Marceline laughs for a second before she realizes okay wait Jake is serious about that. What. Why the fuck would she do that.

He shrugs and smiles again. Soft and pitying -what why why is Jake acting like this what the fuck- and he gestures around a bit before speaking.

"Well, first off it'll be good practice for you. You've been workin with Bon for about as log as you've been doing this so think of this as a test to see how you are now on your own.

"Second, well ya gotta admit if you pull out a banger and Bon actually likes it it'll be way funnier cause you can sing it and she'll look all annoyed but you can see that her tapping her foot and bobbing her head. It'll be funny for everyone involved.

"And lastly," Jake takes a deep breath before speaking, as if this is one of the toughest things he's done in a while. "Call it a father's intuition."

She stares at him. She- she doesn't know hwo to react to that.

After a second, Jake cracks a soft smile and "Did you get Lady pregnant, you fucking askal" just slips out of her mouth.

Jake laughs loud and boisterous at this and Marce just follows.

Yeah, she might as well make this the best one she's ever made. The client won't get the girl, but at least she can make her like it

[hypnosis-micrpohone-things]

How about Buster Bros with an s/o who gets bullied? I know the bros are super against bullying so how would they protect the one they love?

Each of the boys in this division are so different. I love writing about them for that reason alone. Thanks for the ask!

Buster Bros x Bullied s/o

Ichiro

He’s no longer school aged, so I’m guessing that his s/o is most likely attending college/university.

These years can be absolutely brutal. Generally it comes in the form of class work. However, you also have the entitled brats there only to have a good time.

They tend to look down on the people who are actually there to learn, and often treat them just as poorly.

It’s not always in the most overt way, though. It’s little things they do to make sure you stay ostracized.

I don’t think Ichiro’s s/o would outright tell him whatever is going on. They are an adult and should be able to handle their own problems. It’s nothing they can’t handle, right?

Wrong. One day, when they are supposed to meet Ichiro and his brothers for dinner, something happens that makes them hit their breaking point.

They end up bursting into tears as soon as Ichiro opens the door to let them in. He would immediately envelop them in a big hug and hold them tightly as he try’s to calm them down.

After a while his s/o would tell him everything (with the little bros listening as well). While the younger two woul be getting angrier an angrier, Ichiro would keep his cool as he listens.

His solution? To walk around campus with his arm around his s/o the next day. No one is going to mess with her when they see the Ikebukuro devision leader with them!

And the bullying does get toned down for a while. And when one of the bullies tries to mess with them again, Ichiro always has his hypmic to fall back on.

Jiro

Oh no no no, this boy will not tolerate this. Not one bit.

He is a school age teenager. Teenagers suck. Period.

Hormones are raging, none of them feel like they fit in anywhere, and most of them are fighting for some kind of social placement or dominance at any given time.

Very few are not like this. Generally, they are people who have had it rough and understand that none of those things really matter in the long run. Jiro is one of those kids, and I feel like he would pick an s/o who is similar.

Like with Ichiro, I feel like his s/o would not tell him what is going on. In this case, though, Jiro would see it happening.

He would be walking around the school campus and find his love cornered. They would be upset, shaking, having nasty words thrown at them from multiple directions.

But when they touch them, when one of those jerks reaches out and shoves them, he snaps.

He’s immediately between them, yelling, screaming, in full protective mode. He knows what it’s like to be hurt. He will make damn sure that this love doesn’t have to go through that.

And if his pure, uncontrolled rage isn’t enough to keep the bullies away, his hypmic is.

Saburo

This boy takes a different kind of approach to dealing with people.

This situation would also happen at school given that he is a fourteen year old boy.

However, I think he would have an s/o who is open enough to to tell him about the problems they are facing. He would listen carefully to whatever they have to say while wracking his brain for a way to help them out.

Saburo would also make it a point to observe his s/o during the day. He would take note of who was saying what, doing what, and the effect it was having on his s/o.

After a couple of days he would invite them over to the Yamada house to discuss his findings and determine a solution.

Read: sitting on his bed eating potato chips while figuring out the best way to humiliate anyone hwo has messed with them.

Eventually, they set up a foolproof plan that will gather all of the bullies in the same place at the same time. Then...boom!

It would be a very public, very humiliating scene if it works.

And it works like a charm. Saburo is a hacker, after all. He can get more dirt and blackmail than Jyuto in many cases.

They bullies will never be able to live it down. The tables have turned on them. Now, they’re so busy trying not to get bullied that they don’t even think of messing with his s/o anymore.

Mission accomplished!

[midoriyaizukustan-inactive]

@the aizawa getting kidnapped/quirk stolen/being disappointed in himself stuff,,,,,, he comes back and feels like he isn't enough and that he shouldn't teach 1a so takes time off/leaves the school and 1a are so worried and outraged they basically strike until he comes back. so he comes in to yell at them to listen to their new teacher and then they all bombard him with - (1/2)

- how cool he is and what a good teacher he is and how he doesn't need his quirk to be an amazing hero and they all love and respect him so much (mic and all might get in on this too ofc) and by the end everyone is a blubbering mess and aizawa is there trying not to cry like. okay, i'll come back. and then the teachers go to the staffroom and he breaks down crying becAUSE HE JUST LOVES HIS KIDS SO MUCH ??????????? AND HE'S SO PROUD OF THEM AND THEY'RE ALL SO GOOD and now i am crying too (2/2)

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BRO THIS IS SO GOOD IM FYCKIGNNGJKGJNK FUCK

when aizawa gets back after Everything his depression has Kickstarted bc the one thing he held on to (being a hero and protecting the kids from what he and shirakumo went through as ua students) was forcibly taken away from him and now he has no other coping mechanisms

plus having ur quirk like forcibly taken from you must suck so much ass,,like quirks r described in canon to be a physical extension of one’s self so to be violated like that,,aizawa is just not feeling great is all im saying

once he’s back from the hospital (and he actually stays the whole time he was recommended to bc he just. doesnt see the point in leaving early anymore bc how can he protect his kids when hes broken like this) the first thing he does is go to ua to tell nezu he’s stepping down

and like nezu tries to convince him otherwise and it ends w aizawa there the wholeass day bc we all know how long nezu can talk, but aizawa just cant. he and his inadequacy cant be the reason why his kids get hurt any more than they have already

nezu compromises that there’ll be a sub until aizawa is ready to take the mantle back and aizawa is like “im not going to do that but okay”

as he’s heading out he runs into mic and all might and they ask him how he’s doing but aizawa’s Spent bc arguing w ur weird rat dad thing for hours on end is exhausting so aizawa just pushes them off

he’s not even harsh abt it tho he’s just completely tired and all might and mic are Worried

anyway they find out the next day that aizawa is “steppnig down for the time being” and theyre both like oh no. ohh no.

meanwhile in class 1-a the new sub is explaining what’s going on and the kids fucking riot. bakugou straight walks out. midoriya is arguing w the sub abt whats going on and the sub is just like “kid i didnt ask for this i dont know why aizawa’s doubting his abilities right now”

uraraka tsu and iida are like aight we’re gonna head out after like fifty minutes of this and the rest follow. the sub is just like “wtf am i even doing here”

anyway class 1-a strikes like this for a week and so nezu calls up aizawa (who’s been having a Very bad depressive episode at his apartment including ignoring all might and mic’s and even ms joke’s calls) to tell him that his kids r throwing a fit abt having to move on (nezu knows how this’ll end up if he can just get aizawa to go to his kids so he miiight be making it a bigger deal than it is but oh well)

so aizawa storms into heights alliance and hes tired and a lil touched but also hurt bc he cant protect his dumb kids anymore that’s the whole point of this why cant they just accept it

and he has a script in his head of wht he wants to say but when he enters the common room mic and all might r there and midoriya sees him first nd just. stands v suddenly and storms over to aizawa and aizawa is like “oh shit are they mad at me?? i guess they have a right to be but..” and then mido just hugs him

aizawa is like v confused for a couple moments bc what the fuck. the other more affectionate kiddos of class 1-a join mido (uraraka, tsu, ashido, kirishima, etc) before mic nd all might tell the kiddos to give him some space

before aizawa can say anything the kiddos have launched into talking abt how much they missed him and that they hope he’s okay and that he better be coming back to teach soon Or Else and also that they love him so much and they know he went thro a lot but “the sub said they would be there indefinitely but u should have a time limit on ur healing right?? youll be coming back soon?? youre such a good teacher sensei we might be able to do it w/o you there but we dont want to do this without you”. basically what u were saying hhh

and aizawa is just rlly overwhelmed bc he wasnt like expecting this at all. all of his kids have said at least something even bakugou and kouda and he’s just like. bruh.

then mic and all might ask if he’s okay bc they can tell he’s getting a lil overwhelmed nd aizawa tries to respond but he just breaks into silent tears. class 1-a FREAKS the fuck out like “OH MY GOD SENSEI WE’RE SO SORRY ARE YOU OKAY??? FUCK”

and aizawa needs a Second but he’s like “no you dumb brats didn’t do anything i’m just- fuck give me a second” and im,,,

all might and mic hug him then and im emotional. i am emotional!!!! we are crying in this chilis tonight.

anywya the kiddos keep going on abt hwo much they care for aizawa all night nd aizawa crashes on the couch surrounded by all his dumb kids and all might nd mic

when he gets up the next morning he goes to ask nezu abt maaaybe teaching again nd nezu smiles into his teacup knowingly

anyway im so fucking emo dude. dude

[ferie-anon]

this is 🦁📈 again 🤣 i told my sister about this and now she is curious of who would be her ateez ship/based on her placements. hers are sagittarius sun, gemini moon, libra rising, scorpio mercury, libra venus and capricorn mars. thank you so much in advance for this. 💕 have a nice day!

Alrighty~ For your sister I can definitely see you two get along most of the time, as her placements are quite positive and savage as well. You two are probably the most unbeatable when you team up~ She has sagittarius sun which makes her very optimistic at times, with quite a carefree approach and the sagittariuses I know are all hilarious🥺✨ their humor is something. With gemini moon, her mind can probably think of all the remarks she can give back, whether being sassy or flirty. Gemini moons processing is very good, their brain can probably work like the speed of lightning at times, able to juggle different thoughts and topics in their head, as they probably have a million thoughts flowing simultaneously. Her mercury is in scorpio, and these signs can detect lies from a mile away, ok maybe not that exaggerated. But scorpio mercury can tell when there are people with good or bad intentions, so their way of communication is very sharp and this also adds to her savage roasting skills, and these signs can be sarcastic at times~ Her libra venus shows she values a fair relationship, and when she has an s/o, she is willing to put in the effort to maintain the relationship. Like if there is an issue, she will take it to thought and try to fix it kinda. They are pretty affectionate, often loves mini little romantic acts and does them too. She has capricorn mars which shows her dilligence towards her goals, I’d say she’s calm to an extent. Like she’s professional but she isn’t a pushover! Lastly, Libra rising shows she has quite the pleasant charm or aura. As libras are known to be easy to get along, if present in rising she probably naturally is able to appeal in first impression to others, like they may think of her as really friendly and approachable~

In Ateez.... your match is Wooyoung~

Looking at your placements, Wooyoung came into mind quickly :3 Wooyoung, we know he be super mischevious and fun to be around, and really savage especially towards hyung line (Seonghwa and Hongjoong). And his actions are sassy and savage too, when he chose Seonghwa as the servant lol poor hwa. And by the way, Wooyoung’s sun is in sagittarius ✨ so that’s where a lot of similarities makes sense. Wooyoung is always laughing, he’s never not funny, and I’d say he’s free spirited too~ In first meeting, maybe Wooyoung was laughing at his members goofing around one day when they went to a cafe, and you happened to come to the cafe at the same time. You couldn’t help but laugh at the chaotic scenario caused by Ateez and Wooyoung’s cheerful laughter. Wooyoung noticed your laugh as you two made eye contact with each other and he smiled at you~

Wooyoung’s moon is in cancer~ Deep down he has quite the sensitive and good heart, and he would probably be that friend that would sense something off with his friends emotionally, but he might at first joke to lighten up the mood. If it’s super serious he would stop and try to comfort and form an understanding with them. Your moon sign is in gemini, which is not quite the emotional sign usually. Your emotions do change quickly a lot, maybe you may feel a bit stressed right after something or you feel annoyed after. I’d say Wooyoung can lend a hand or comfort you on a day where you may break down after kinda being overwhelmed, patting your back as your tears well up. Your gemini moon is very witty and filled with intellect, which Wooyoung would enjoy as you both would be super mischevious with others and each other <3 He enjoys how you are filled with fun, and he loves a smart brain who can help him when he plays games and go to arcades.

Wooyoung’s mercury is in scorpio~ Tada! Yep so thats why Wooyoung is pretty sarcastic at times lol, and his words are very insightful. With this placement similarily, he also avoids people that have bad intentions or untrustworthy. With the people he knows that are good, he is very thoughtful and endearing towards them. You both enjoy a similar form of communication and thinking this way. And you two would be more open with each other, this way I’d say you both would have a lot of chemistry <3

Next up, his venus is in Libra~ Ooh its conjunct to your venus too. You both have libra venus which prompts you to desire a fair and happy relationship. And you two can give those qualities you each desire to each other! You both love showing some romantic acts, and want to feel loved and appreciated at times. I can see you guys being super cute 🥺 maybe some flirting after seeing each other after busy work. Wooyoung would be playful at times with you, and I’m sure you would play along with his antics. Definitely probably hold hands at times or cheek kisses 🥺🌷✨

Wooyoung’s mars is in... capricorn! Oh wow another conunction to your mars capricorn! Ypu two share similar work ethics and morals towards your goals. You both are dilligent and practical in this placement. You’re calm when you need to, but if things go overboard or lines get crossed that’s when you put a stop. I do sense quite the chemistry with another conjunction in mars, you two would share similar passions or feels at times. Also you appreciate each others qualities and often work well together on a project or something, sometimes you guys get into some mini competitions of who can do this better or get the higher score lol. A natural occurance of wanting to be better or improve happens as you two find inspiration to do so in each other.

Oh and I almost forgot about your libra rising, his libra venus is conjunct to your rising. Venus rules our romantic ideals and aspects of hwo we show our affection to close/loved ones. He definitey feels a physical attraction towards you, and libra rising is quite the feminine sign when placed in the rising section, so you may have a sweet or nice first impression. Which Wooyoung finds eye catching 💖✨🥺

Overall, that one couple that would radiate couple energy right around them, like everyone hears you two laughing or just talking with each other they just go oh it’s those two again, another way to make my single life more single- 😂 ->✨🌷⚡️🌹💛💖🐾🌻

[ewpilots-blog]

matt tears up whenever he types “ily” g od matts so sweet and good ahdbsdbsjbdhdbvvjfhbd guys im so in love

[midorithegreen]

1the9 reaction to their s/o being scared for irrational reason

author’s note: Agnes likes really likes to sleep

Yongha Yongha was shocked that you were scared again. Especially that now you screamed seeing someone in black contact lenses. He just couldn't believe in it. "__, is it enough serious to call professionalist?" he asked clearly worried about you.

Taewoo You went to museum with your beloved boyfriend. When you got there, you saw that there's new exhibition. Dolls. You couldn't just show him that you are afraid of something like that. But he was quick to notice something was off. He came close to you and hugged you from the back. As you ever needed more.

Seunghwan At the circus, that you didn't even want to go to, you saw your biggest fear. Clowns playing with children. You didn't even know when you started trembling and clinged to your boyfriend which to he only said "I'll take care of you, cutie pie" like he exactly knew how anxious you were.

Yechan You and your boyfriend's group were on a walk. You all got dangerously close to the forest. It was almost absolutely dark. The only lights left were the stars. Moon was hidden behind dark clouds. You heard laugh. "__, are you scared?!" someone joked. Your boyfriend was fast to anwser instead of you "Said person who needs help with everything. Will I have to help you shit next time?". Everyone laughed, this time with you.

Junseo You really didn't want to go there. Just thoughts of haunted house had you shaking. But Junseo's band members insisted you to. Thankfully you're boyfriend was there for you with his encourgaing words. "It's fine, baby"

Doyum During a walk with Doyum he suprised you with sudden scream, which scared the hell out of you. "Jesus, what happened?" "A cat". Yes, your boyfriend and his fear of animals scares you more than animals he's afraid of. You started laughing at how stupid you both are.

Jinsung "Do we really have to go on the roof now?" you asked full of fear "It's kind of dark, you know..." "Baby girl, you're perfectly fine when you're with me" Jinsung replied laughing and took you hand. The things you do for him.

Taekhyeon Both you and your boyfriend didn't agree on watching a horror movie. He didn't agree just to not agree with them though and you really were scared. "My poor baby, I think we lost, but just know I love you"

Sungwon Before Taekyeon  jumped at you with some scary mask on none knew how badly it would end. You fell on the ground and rolled into small ball. Your boyfriend was quick to react. He really wanted just to scold Taekyeon for scaring you but you were more important at the moment. He was patting your back and whispering hwo much he loves you and that you are perfectly safe with him.

[leahdarkspear]

🎶Three’s comany too🎶 choose two of you close mutuals and give us a little paragraph about hwo they would be as roomates

I picked @darkspear-panther and @kuzi-the-hunturr as my mutuals for this. I hope I did you guys justice. :D

Leah sits on a low-slung couch, the table in front of her covered in tomes and maps and scrolls, all research for the League’s next big expedition. Chako, Kuzi’s tuskling bursts into the room, runs up to Leah and jumps on her lap. Leah catches Chako and just manages to stop papers from flying all over. “Whoa, little love! Slow down, I need all dis for my work.” “Auntie Leah, look what I found!” the tuskling cries as she holds up a colorful jungle frog.“Oh, dat be beautiful. Did ya show ya ma’da?”Before the little one could answer, Kij’aza walks in looking as if she could spit fire. “Leah, dat dumb lizard o’ yars be stealin’ Emeke’s food again!”Leah sighs heavily and stands up. She sets Chako down. “Dere be a jar in da kitchen ya can put ya little buddy in, just remembah ta poke some air holes in de top. An’ don’t go far, dinnah gonna be soon.”The huntress makes her way outside to find that, indeed, her “dumb lizard” was now in a snarling match with Kij’aza’s panther Emeke over a hunk of bruto meat.”DOG!” Leah scolded. “Drop it right now, mistah!”The saurolisk shrinks back from his master’s harsh words. He ducks his head and backs away from the meat. Emeke made a chuff of satisfaction, then proceeded to chow down. Dog wanders off in defeat looking quite sad, that is until a bird flies overhead and the lizard happily saunters off to try and catch it.Leah smiles and shakes her head, then catches a glimpse of Kij eyeing her. “What?” Leah shrugs. “I know he got no mannahs, but dat’s because Ja’mez spoils him.”

Kij makes a face. “Ja’mez spoils ‘im?” She crosses her arms. “Uh huh,” she harrumphs in disbelief.“Speakin’ of,” Leah quickly changes the subject, “I gotta go get cleaned up, because Ja’mez be visitin’ latah.” She quickly makes her exit, leaving Kij behind still looking huffy.

After dinner, Leah retires to her room for some fun with her mate. Just as things begin to get good, Kuzi bursts through the door. “Hey, Leah, did ya tell Chako she could keep a fr– AW, WHAT DE HELL?!”Leah quickly covers herself and Ja’mez with a bedsheet. “We got doors in dis hut for just dis reason, ya know,” she quips irritably. Kuzi waggles a finger at Ja’mez. “Ya bettah not be defilin’ mah friend,” she says, narrowing her eyes. “I be keepin’ mah eye on ya.”

“Oh for de… Wouldja get out?!” Leah cries as she tosses a pillow at Kuzi’s head.

Kuzi deftly dodges the flying pillow, then sticks her tongue out at Leah before slamming the door behind her.

Thanks for the ask, nonny! I imagine not all the days at huntresses’ home would be so hectic, but this is just one glimpse. I hope you enjoyed it!

[pamgkrthwrites]

Swapfell and Fellswap Sans and Papyrus Headcannons with an S/O

Swapfell: Swap world turned edgy. Purple is the main colour. 

Fellswap: Fell world were roles are swapped. Red is the main colour. 

Swapfell:

Sans(Blackberry):

- Is a yandere. A real yandere. He will kill if anyone even thinks about you.

- He gets pretty mad if you talk back at him. He sees you as his. 

- Sometimes you do wonder if he loves you, or just loves owning someone.

- He likes holding onto you. He loves it. 

- Even if acts like he doesn’t care about you sometimes, he does. He makes sure your eating, sleeping, drinking. Thats how he shows how much he cares, and hwo he keeps you trapped with him.

Papyrus(Mutt):

- Mutt gets scared if you talk to his brother. He is very over protive of you in his own way.

- He lets you sleep for as long as you want, even if you may sleep for 3 hours.

- You do notice that Mutt is very quite around Blackberry. You try to get him to tell you why, but you find out when Mutt was sleeping in and Blackberyr came in.

- “I’ll never let anyone hurt you.” He says to you evertime your about to fall asleep. He kisses your forehead everytime.

- You usually wake up from him crying in his sleep. You have to kiss him better.

Fellswap:

Fellswap Sans(M’Lord):

- Is kinda controlling, but he seems to always be that way after Russ lost his voice when their mother was hurting him.

- He is more protive over Russ then he is of you. However, he does show how much he cares about you. He likes collors being on you.

- He likes sharp things, like being on time. If your even a second late he is going to find you and go “YOU BETTER NOT BE DEAD OR I SWEAR TO TORIEL I’LL-”

- He likes making you food. He makes sure you are healthy. You need a healthy diet.

- He does his lazy moments. Don’t tell his brother though. He will pass out once his head hits the pillow. 

Fellswap Papyrus(Russ):

- This is a another real yandere. He will never let you see it, but if he finds out someone is even flirted with you in your past he will find them.

- Russ can’t talk. His mother hurt him to the point where he lost his voice. So he speaks via notes, sign language. He likes mixing it up.

- He loves teasing you with body language. He will find anything to make you giggle, moan, gasp, anything.

- Because he is use to writing out his feelings, you will find poems of how much he loves you. They always end with “I would kill for you.”

- He love letting the world know you are his. His! He bites you, and will do his creepy no socket face at his brother if he lays a hand on you. You meeting M’Lord for the first time was kinda scary for both you and M’Lord.

[theskyexists]

empress ki

are these koreans gonna go as far as to let this man fall for who he thinks is just some young cool guy?

i mean - they’re not chinese so

this is kinda silly lol. if she really wanted to be let go she could have just punched him. i guess that would have gone too far

this RANDOM assassin almost kills them - he disappears. we good. no worries.

where are her own men????

NOOOOO don’t ruin it

why the fuck would she have developed a feminine slap? i think theyre gonna ruin it. like contact with a male love interest will just forcibly feminise you

ok no she came up with an excuse

god - an openhanded slap from another man lol i can see how that might be quite offensive

she just chills in the crown prince’s bath no prob lol. ok so she locked the door

she just let herself get fuckin shot for this lol

this episode moves super fast but thats fun but i still don’t know how the king and the crown prince are related. the whole hostage thing really messed things up

i just realised that i love the bro/bro mlm stuff if its actually m/f. LOL.and I KNOW it’s going to only last one fuckin episode bc we’re gonna go right back to misgyny and chattel slavery especially for women but yknow

does she remember him?? did she send the bandana? i dont know on which side she really is.

yeah ofc shes the bandana guy. i mean - DUH.

WHY RISK YOUR OWN MEN - WHAT WAS THE PLAN

is this spy gonna get her bandana now???

or are these not her own guys?? THEY ARE

is she playing the king?? like - im still trustworthy though!!!! (or at least my men are) but how could she think to rely on the crown prince???

oh no the cool big sword moustache guy!!! why would he be the spy for the king????????????? what is there to gain??????? HE’S NOT THANK GOD

YES!!!! I LOVE THEM. ‘hit me’ BAM *violently and romantically perches over him to almost stab him*

aww haha the king is attached to seung nyang. too bad you’re an evil bastard she wants to destroy

i can’t quite tell why revealing the salt location drop off point is important or not. i guess it was just and only a test.

was that the guy in blue who volunteered to be shot at? : ‘( ah it’s not.its just some nobody. I guess she couldn’t have known who knew of her blue bandana so she had to hide it. But couldn’t she have told this guy from the very beginning when they were alone?

did the official guard not get told that more people were coming???? LOL. that’s one fuckin mess

HEROIC HORSERIDING YEAAAAAAAA did she not think of a reason for being alive? ‘kill me’ OH MY GOD hahahahaa. smart but so risky (it turns out that the crown prince is the crown prince but the king is the brother of his dad’s)

is there something you want? I THOUGHT YOU WANTED MONEY oh my god this guy is gambling it all lol. oh no, he’s gonna make it too.

it’s always the ‘unrightful’ people that get villainised for wanting power

what the fuck her dad’s gonna kill all her friends and make her into a sex slave? jezus christ how dark (i read a synopsis that she gets sent to yuan after all somehow). on who’s fucking authority? couldn’t they have gotten at the very least a letter from the goddamn ‘auditor’ to protect them

oh my god. just wear your fucking ring on the outside of your goddamn clothes. that was so FUCKING close

wow that was a pretty realistic breakdown

GO SEE HIM HELLO!!!!

she became a fucking COP TO SEE HIM HOLY SHIT LOL

JUST SHOW HIM THE FUCKING RING

did she just leave her band of boys behind???

dude why is this series romance blocking me what the fuck

gotta show that Yuan is backward through furs and beads!!

i do love that this series had the guts to start off with heartbreak. but also to let the female protagonist be a big bi....amorous...?

this show somehow made me feel sympathetic towards a stinkin imperial rich kid. he didn’t ask to be born into a family that would become his death

‘young boy’ *is literally at least 40*

the KING has only 10 men to spare? really?

he’s gonna let his servant get fucking murdered in his stead? yikes. ok so that wasn’t his PLAN no. poor servant guy

so they got her a MATCH - a dirven and smart and powerful king. and a soft and unexperienced and endangered future emperor.

this is so much my fucking THING it’s insane. i don’t even mind that the king is kinda ...average looking.

and she kicks his ASS LOL. and he falls ultimately deeply in love with her. this is incredible.

i wonder if she’s going to hold the death of his servant against him

they didn’t even take his head? stupid. oh i guess that’s for the traitors.

SHE STILL DOESN’T GET ITS REALLY HIM. I THOUGHT SHE WAS SMART

really - she lets the fucking chief get the credit. are you fucking kidding me? fuck this. be smarter! hate having to say that to a character. Be! smarter!

now he gets to be WHY HIDE FROM YOUR BOYFRIEND WHAT THE FUCK. if this is gonna be the whole fuckign show i can’t take it.

im gonna need to know if she keeps fucking hiding. stop hiding! STOP. stop hiding from the important men in your life! what the FUCK. stop hiding from your dad. Stop HIDING FROM YOUR FUCKING BESTO BOYFRIEND

the prince isn’t even upset about his servant’s demise

fucking finally somebody found out seung nyang was the ONE

I love Strong King - I love vulnerable future Emperor

he’s just a stupid indoctrinated kid! somebody should explain to him all the horrors that have been done to people in his name!

we have a sequence in which she’s done great deeds, gets called in, is concerned about how she slapped the important person around lol

we’re gonna get teh exact same for Togon one day

jezus christ that’s a very romantic thing to say to a cool and heroic young guy who saved your skin twice, king. are you - i n l o v e? a lil bromance perhaps?

awww he’s so damn happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

she’s like - fuck. wish she stayed a little more ruffian though. wheres the fucking swagger!

how am i so into this m/m ship. LOL. im really into this stronk man and rogueish ‘boy’ bonding through hardship crisis crossing all rank

im up for her teaching the prince compassion and horror and the way of the world though

I KNOW this is soon going to devolve into a palace drama though so that fucking sucks

why is the emperor a young guy and the brother an old guy. was the emperor the preferred son? from the preferred wife?

has she never heard a guy pee??? i thought she lived with soldiers and shit

why the fuck is she carrying his excrement to the sea when she’s his BODYGUARD. this went differently than i thought

he literally is alone. there is no shift of the guard with him. hello?

what the fuck is this lax bodyguard shit. you need at LEAST two so one can sleep while the other guards.

everytime she bathes im like - ALARM ALARM

this jimbo traitor is so stupid lol

commander - just approach this stupid idiot. be the dad you want to be.

you could just become his son!!! hello????

so you really care about the peoplle huhg? thats why you keep selling off women?

oh my god. is the prince also falling in love with this ‘boy’? who embodies the masculine ideal? GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH im gonna cry when this is over and she ends up a fucking maid

this romantic fucking epic music as they struggle in a petty fucking competition in teh surf jlsjLKFJSDLJ:FLDSF I LOVE THIS

SHE VIOLENTLY PERCHES ABOVE THIS GUY TOO. ROMANTIC MUSIC

the koreans KNOW what is good. THEY KNOW.

oh this poor guy. please let this guy meet poor people. like. idk. the stolen women made into slaves and shit

yeah yeah they bond without him knowing about losing a parent and wanting revenge

the king is like, MY BOY!! that’s MY boy!! hands off!!!! that’s my dearest bromance boy friend!!!!

oh no - shes going to have to choose who to ride with lol

oh nooooooooo Seung Nyang don’t hurt King boyfriend !

‘he will not take Seung Nyang, will he?’  i had to double take there

I FINALLY understand the appeal of all unassailable men in romance. god, my brain is weird.

give seung nyang to me. dsjfpawejfeawjfljsdkljldsjflkdfsa dude. no. i know this is a love triangle but it is just within good if they do THIS moment right

the prince is a horrible shit

nooooo seung nyang please don’t hurt the king!!! he loves you!!!!

‘why am i burning up inside?’ YOU LOVE HIM!! YOU LOVE SEUNG NYANG!!! you love this guy!!! the koreans are daring lil mfs

where is the ruffian guy with the moustache and big sword?? he was the king’s left hand man when he wasn’t king yet.

the actress has really feminised Seung Nyangs mannerisms and way of movement past few eps (oh it’s a dream)

oh my god they’re no-homo-ing this through a dream. he just FEELS like Seung Nyang is a woman!!! that’s why he’s attracted!!! lol

seung nyang loses her dad. prince doesn’t notice. jezus

he impressed some dudewith his self-righteous dragon heaven propaganda. goddddd. the prince truly does not care how many people have already died for him. WHEN will he become likeable instead of hilariously piteous

just absolutely devastating end scene. shitty k-pop outtro.o hgod

will the prince finally - through seung nyang realise that actaully it fucking sucks that people keep being horribly harmed and killed for his sake?

JEZUS CHRIST I AM ON EPISODE 5 wHAT THE FUCK THIS IS LIKE 60 episodes long. oh my god no.

the thing i like about this show is that she looks believably like a very feminine boy for korean standards.

they keep playing him as childish, selfish and incompetent. but like, soooo many people DIED FOR HIM

hwo didn’t they kill bayan for obviously killing their own guard lol

finally she confronts him with the regular people!!!

what is lord jang doing with them

wow the commander’s beard is long. they been going for a while

well he is suffering - but can’t she get to him through words. make him a better person?

he is asking an important question. ANSWER IT GODDAMNIT

thsi ‘warming’ is so ridiculous haahahaha

*has full view of covered breasts* ‘he is definitely a boy!!!!’

i don’t know what sexuality politics this is - probably very bad ones - if you’re a straight man then you’re attracted to some fundamental femaleness in women!! or something

why is a bite mark evidence

god - these powerful people have enormous egos. they must, it is bred in them.i deserve power and when it is taken from me it sucks so much i can’t breathe!!! well uh yeah - everybody feels that way you ain’t special

she looks so sick

feels empathy for the first time ever. what a wonderful fantasy. that somebody could teach a prince empathy

*goes into town completely uncovered in royal robes which haven’t been weathered at all* ok

‘why did you hide you are a woman?’ what COMPLETE AND UTTER MALE NONSENSE

WOMEN ARE GETTING DRAGGED OFF TO BE SEX SLAVES AND YOU ASK THAT??? ‘sure, im sure you had your reasons’

WHAT FUCKING IDIOT

53:50

so she gets him in and then he betrays her? lol. but does it really matter? the king won’t be tried, there’s no reason for goryeo to be annexed. seung nyang won’t die. etc. he might as well go back to his deadly golden cage without endangering himself.

is it for her dad that she asks this of him? he faints, eh that’s a fine way out.

cant she hug a king back when he hugs her????? come ON

he almost killed his fucking son. these people are so CRAAAYYYZY

*leaves the people most likely to turn on him behind with the prince*

why does he have to reveal this?? what are the stakes here??”

goryeo’s soldiers???????????? what the fuck. i thought he was gonna come up with something clever like - pirates or something. not just ‘oh it was a random weirdo band of soldiers’ no -  ‘under the orders of the king’

WHAT. hes throwing teh whole country to the wolves. if seung nyang doesn’t kill him ill be surprised. seung nyang better get him for this for a thousand fucking years.

so he’s even personally betraying seung nyang. for a tiny chance at power. damn. wow. damn wow.

jezus what a fucking way to leave your daughter! making your last exchange putting yourself down as a father. DUDE. could have ended shit in a better way!

anyway literally cried twice about her losing her dad already

anyway so they both die in her arms. great.

yeaaaaaaah swearing to kill him. good. too bad it’s gonna be like 50 eps of palace maid shit and the prince barely got a taste of poverty

really wonder how traumatising this whole - is revealed as a woman and transferred to the empire as a sex slave thing is going to be - for me i mean

‘he’s probably living well in his homeland’  - how could you trust that your orders will be followed???

this is completely unrealistic wow

doesnt she get a fucking horse

who the fuck was park bhu - the undercop?

oh apparently laughing ugly is an indication of evil for a woman. laughing maniacally is an indication of evil for a man

her archnemesis is gonna unmask her as a woman in public? i think i might have to quit this show at this exact moment.

aaand.....guess ill have to quit.

ok that wasn’t so bad

how did they have women’s silks and makeup with them

she’s literally a martial artist warrior and she can’t fight a rapist attacker with her hands free?

oh god. she’s gonna be all feminine now bc she looks like a girl. oh god. i feel kinda sick.

SHE SUDDENLY DOESN’T HAVE ANY BANGS ANYMORE BUT LONG HAIR

THAT COMB WAS MAGICAL

some classic ‘female body weak’ sexism. love getting that from the beau

i know they’re trying to make danashiri seem unsympathetic but she’s saying fuck you to sexism here. then again it’s because she’s a spoiled elite brat

they really are made for each other

holy shit. this series just goes on and on and on and on and on. i can’t do this.