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Sem palavras

[wordbunch]

Time to say a handful of things abt s02 finale!!!

under the cut so you can avoid it! :)

However I am very much looking forward to reading everyones comments opinions feelings etc ♡

Did I expect to cry over the death of freaking king durin in the first 0.3 minutes??? That scene was so incredibly well done and I was like omg am I glad to be witnessing this for the first time🥹😭 yes I'm still pissed I couldn't see LOTR in cinemas cause I was still in freaking diapers

NAAARSILLLLLLLL narsil our beloved, I was squealing, yes OUT LOUD. narsil bbygirl you will always be famous 💅🏻 elendil go slay

I know yall pay him dust but ISILDUR I always love to see him and I love him and theo being the resident trouble brothers duo (its giving merry and pippin but Doomed). Sorry not sorry but yall moved on too fast (I DIDNT!) from the fact he feels guilty for his moms death. pls i am HUGGING HIM! his doe eyes I am deceased. pls I just want to stare at his face for eternity. MY PERSONAL HEADCANON WAS CONFIRMED 😩💦 that boy kisses like he is STARVEDDDD

[Redacted thoughts here]

Stranger yes we knew he was gonna be gandalf but. I love a name drop. I love Tom and I love choosing friendship over power and I love the staff and I love everything . They're giving me my childhood dreamlike feeling and I am so grateful I get to see a glimpse of that story 🥹💛

So many SPEECHES foreshadowing SO MANY THINGS. I am obsessed. The absolute cruelty of celebrimbors death and the death of his works....the one SINGLE TEAR on annatars face....dare I say peak p o e t I c cinema.

Where do I even begin with HALADRIEL ✨️✨️✨️ charlie the lord of acting and just like. in his eyes you can see everything and more. I need to write a dissertation on their duel istg

The way he didnt hesitate to absolutely PURR "GALADRRRIEL" every. single. time. [Redacted thoughts]

I WOULD HAVE PLACED A CROWN ON YOUR HEAD.

do you want me to like die?????

I SEE YOU.

yes actually they do want me to die.

HUMAN HALBRAND???

And RIP to me indeed.

[Ultra redacted thoughts]

I audibly WHIMPERED. sweet lord i was like My poor babygirl has to endure this manipulation 😩😩😩😩 he stooped so low and I was so here for it but girl i would have F O L D E D 😔✊🏻

Then galadriel on galadriel violence??? The only thing better than galadriel TWO galadriels actually.

but then.

the elrond and rivendell of it all. rob aramayo has never looked more gorgeous than when he took nenya to heal Gal. WE GET TO SEE HEALER ELROND GROWING INTO HIMSELF WITH OUR OWN EYES!!!! you don't UNDERSTAND i spent 20 YEARS dreaming of rivendell and now I get to see it coming to be!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭💚💚💚💚 the way that you can see gears turning in his head as he takes the ring. the camerawork ate and devoured i fear - with your own eyes you can see him growing. developing. like yes I am feeling more ready to take charge of some things. what if I CAN do it. what if I CAN make so many things and people so much better????

and u will babyboy 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Do i even need to add i had full body chills at the scene of elrond,gil,galadriel and arondir!!!!!!! on the cliff!!!!!!

BITCH THE SUN STILL RISES!!!!! Pity CAN defeat sauron!!! friendship and light DO WIN over darkness!!!! The tolkienism of it all. i will rewatch a hundred times and then some.

[twisted-wonderland-shenanigans]

Hello! I've never sent an ask to anyone before, so I don't know if I'm doing this correctly! But I seriously love your aus, so I just had to try <3

For your monster!au, do you think that there is a difference in the kinds of food they eat between monsters and humans? The kinds of food, seasoning, preparation, how it's cooked, even the degree to which something is cooked. Especially with how you mention in another post about how some species can't eat certain foods.

Like, does Yuu (female pronouns please! Or gender neutral if you prefer) come to their world and have to figure out how to cook with ingredients she's never seen before, or does Yuu just start to cook things in ways the monster bois have never seen or thought of before? Would the boys enjoy it? Would it be safe for them?

Or do you think there wouldn't be much of a difference?

Also, out of curiosity, which species would you say has the most diverse diet?

I seriously love your page! Keep up the amazing work! Stay safe and stay healthy!💙💚😃

Thank you for sending in an ask! You did it correctly, don’t worry c: And thank you so much! I’m glad you love the AUs so much to send something in! ;;v;;

To a degree, the food being cooked in the Monster!AU would be different depending on the species. I know I’ve pretty much beaten the grape incident into grape juice already, but while some may be okay with eating it, other students can’t due to it being toxic (I looked it up, and cranberry wine is a thing. That means Crewel can still enjoy a glass of wine, and it’s possible that the monsters/ghost chefs would use it in cooking instead of grape-based wines!). The same could be said for certain herbs and spices that we take for granted being something that can make them sick or can be just as toxic as grapes, like onions or garlic. Chocolate can still be a thing for some species, but carob is the main alternative that’s available—which means Yuu will still have access to it at least!

There’s also an extra sensitivity to citrus based scents. Using citrus juice to cook something like ceviche for example would be difficult, as not many can even get past the smell even if the taste itself is amazing. Funny enough, there’s actually this one manga I came across called “His Majesty the Demon King’s Housekeeper” that actually touches up on this fact as citric acid is one of the few ways to clean certain stains off surfaces, but most of the cleaning staff in the mansion couldn’t stand the smell of the orange peels until it was turned into a powder form by the demon king. It’s such a cute manga, and has lots of helpful tips too, so it’s a win-win!

If you can’t tell by now, Slice-of-Life manga and stories are my jam. I love when they touch up on things that we don’t normally think about and put a spin on things! >v<

Anyway, as you can imagine, if (and that’s a major IF) we were strictly to focus on the ingredients we know in our world, recipes would have to be tailored to be suitable to each species to avoid causing issues while ensuring that each student has the right nutrients needed to sustain their bodies. This would have resulted in having to find alternatives that are safe for students to enjoy while still being able to ensure safety to avoid severe allergic or otherwise dangerous reactions to having something they shouldn’t.

That would be one helluva menu to try to cater to when you can’t use certain seasonings to flavor things. Good thing Crowley has those ghost chefs to work with the menu, because I certainly couldn’t fathom the mental gymnastics of creating that kind of menu! @.@

But to put it in perspective, it’s like trying to give chocolate to a cat or dog when we have alternatives such as carob as I mentioned earlier. Or how people who are lactose intolerant have almond or oat milk or even goat milk as an alternative, or how there are gluten-free alternatives for those who can’t have it due to celiac disease. Just to name a few examples anyway, since I know there are people out there who have restrictive diets due to health reasons.

Thankfully, these guys aren’t entirely missing out on flavor since in Twisted Wonderland—much like how they have unique flowers and plants such as mandrakes right around the corner—I’m sure there’s no limit to the types of ingredients that can be used to cook with! In fact, I’m reminded of this manga that I’ve stumbled across that I gotta start from the beginning known as “Delicious in Dungeon”. Basically, it’s where the characters are traveling in a dungeon and they not only find monsters and creatures to hunt and eat (not like there’s a grocery store or market inside a dungeon), but also demonstrate how to prepare and cook using the ingredients found in the dungeon as well as the creatures themselves. It just looks so delicious whenever they show the results and what you can do with the extra stuff you can’t eat!

But I digress. ^v^;

This means that Yuu will have lots of new ingredients to try and explore in various dishes, and this also means new opportunities to learn new recipes! Imagine what you’d be able to learn during the Master Chef event too!

So…what happens when you have a female human who has excellent taste buds and a love of cooking and also loves to cook for others? You’ve got a whirlwind of ingredients flying around and waves of delicious smells wafting through the air leading many drooling students investigating the source (and trying to sneak a bite).

Iron-stomach gourmet Grim is the one who gets to enjoy Yuu’s experimental cooking at first. After all, why shouldn’t he be able to enjoy the spoils of his hench-human cooking for him? He’ll try guiding her with his knowledge of flavors and what tastes good, and she learns which seasonings to use for each dish whenever she talks to Trey or Jamil or even Azul. His bragging of being the first to try true human cuisine wound up drawing in the first years, many curious to see her in action while others hoped to try and sneak in a free meal.

Imagine if she cooked two-three meals a day: mini waffles and giant pancakes that are several inches thick? She’s adding various fruits and berries and pairing it with the perfect syrup! Homemade chicken or beef soup? Simmering with noodles boiled to perfection! Roasted pork and beef stew? Veggie stir-fry? Baked fish? Burgers? Pizza??? Nothing is off the table when Yuu is in the kitchen! And don’t get started on the different desserts she could whip up with Trey!

Soon enough, word would have spread around the school about the human’s delicious cooking and it won’t be long before Yuu has visitors around every meal time.

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Yuu:*whisking eggs as the rice cooks* “Breakfast’s almost ready, Grim!”

Grim: “Hooray! Omurice cooked human-style~!”

Knock-knock-knock!

Yuu: “Come in!” *pouring the egg into two skillets before looking up* “Oh, hey guys!”

Ace: “Hey, Yuu! Whatcha making?”

Yuu: “I’m making omurice. I asked the chefs in the cafeteria how to make it and…wait…” *narrows eyes* “Did you guys come here just to get breakfast?”

Deuce: *sheepish* “Sorry, Yuu…we just really like the way you cook.”

Yuu: *sighs and smiles* “It’s okay. Next time, just let me know ahead of time so I can prepare more, okay?”

Grim: “Don’t even think of taking my portion!”

Ace: “Aww, is that any way to treat guests, Yuu?”

Yuu: “Grim, be nice.”

Grim: “What?! That’s not fair!”

Deuce: “I can wait my turn. Is there anything I can do to help?”

Yuu: “Could you chop up some more veggies and measure out the rice? Ace and Grim can have the first two, then we’ll have the next batch.”

Grim: “Stop encouraging them!”

Ace: “Oi! As if you don’t eat the food at the Unbirthday Parties!”

Grim: “Oh yeah?! Well I-mfh!?”

Ace: “Mfhg!?”

Yuu: *dusts hands after shoving two meat buns into their mouths* “There will be no fighting in my kitchen, you hear me?”

Ace and Grim: “Yeth m’m…”

/The Next Day/

Yuu: *standing in the doorway with a bowl of pancake batter* “…are you here to socialize or do you want to try some of my cooking?”

Silver: “Fa-I mean, Lilia…decided to cook breakfast today. He wanted to try and cook some old human recipes, but…”

Sebek: *looking mildly nauseous* “I did what I could to protect Lord Malleus, but…human food should not look like that.”

Yuu: “Ah, okay. Come on in. I’ll get another batch ready, so help yourself to the ones on the table! There’s fresh fruit and whipped cream there too.”

/////

I have a feeling that Yuu would be getting a lot of visitors from Diasomnia on days that Lilia does the cooking, and I’m sure she’ll be more than happy to feed them too! 😌

As for the “food bribes”…well, it’s kinda hard to argue with the results. Especially when they can be very valid trades. Yuu wants a specific utensil to make that special treat or meal? You’ll get first dibs on the finished dish!

Oh no, Yuu needs help with this potionology assignment and made too many cupcakes to eat by herself! If only someone could come and help with both…

As you said, there are many possibilities of how Chef!Yuu could take advantage of their knowledge and skill around the kitchen! And before I forget, if I had to choose which species would have the most diverse diet…I would have to say it’s a tossup between the basilisks and the faun and satyr species. Basilisk can essentially eat nearly anything without much issue as their stomach acid is strong enough to even digest rocks and crystals, whereas faun and satyr can eat most any plant and fruit or vegetable imaginable and can tolerate some forms of meat without issue. Though if you really want to enhance the dietary variety possibilities, Epel and Trey would have this in the bag as these two are hybrids of two different species, making them truly omnivorous like humans!

[riddle-me-ri]

Okokokok! Here’s a tear jerker for Lupin and the gang! Headcanons: lupingang x assassin!reader. An assassin reader is sent after them for a hit job. Their strong and calculating no one has ever seen their face those who have don’t live long. But during combat the gang sees readers face. The gang recognizes reader as a childhood friend. They use to be kind and extremely sympathetic to others but now there is this dead, cold, and spiteful gaze in their eyes. Reader stops for a moment in shock a flash of their old self shining through then continues their attack. How does each of them act? Ps: love your writing!

a/n: yes yes yes ANGSSTTT gimme gimme gimme, I'm living for this anon you have no idea, prepare for all hurt no comfort asdfgh and thanks so much! I'm glad you enjoy my writing 💚

Content warning: angst, big angst, brief mentions of fighting/violence but nothing explicit or gory.

Lupin the Third and Gang Fighting Assassin!Reader Who Used to Be a Friend

Lupin The Third:

Lupin rarely gets surprised, he's usually one to surprise his foes.

His mind is washed over with tides of memories. 

Your face, with a smile on it, in a brighter atmosphere and lighthearted place.

You two used to see who could get away with the most petty thefts when you were kids.

Lupin holds onto those memories, maybe hopefully they can help right now.

You seem just as lost as him, just as unsure of how to proceed…

Lupin’s heart drops when you avert your gaze and choose to take a defensive fighting stance. 

Lupin shook his head, he insisted you two didn’t need to fight. 

When you simply reply that it's no longer a choice, Lupin feels conflicted.

Not wanting to harm you, he decides to make a run for it.

He wants to hold onto hope that the old you is still there somewhere

And he'll do whatever it takes to get you back. 

Jigen Daisuke: 

Jigen had to lift up his hat from his eyes to make sure he wasn't seeing things.

He knew there was something different about you, anyone pursuing him solo rarely made it this far. 

He also couldn't shake the feeling he knew you somehow.

When your face was revealed–the fight stood at a stand still.

Memories of shooting empty soda cans with slingshots and BB guns…

He always complimented on your sharp eye which now seems to lack the gleam he enjoyed seeing.

Now the weapons you two held were far more lethal.

Jigen lowers his and for a moment you consider lowering yours.

But Jigen doesn't miss how your grip tightened and you took aim once more.

He was quick to dodge out of the way of your bullets.

Jigen catches his breath, he tries to shake the fond memories that were conjured up.

Clearly they don't matter anymore, not as you keep shooting at him

Jigen reloads his gun and with a heavy heart starts defending himself again.

Goemon Ishikawa XIII:

Goemon knew there was something familiar about his opponent's fighting technique. 

He truly, deeply wished he was mistaken. 

When he wistfully cut open your mask so he could see his opponent, everything became a standstill.

You both reminisced about sparring as children with bo-staffs and hand to hand combat. 

You were both destined and trained to be extremely gifted and dutiful assassins.

A destiny you fulfilled more so than Goemon it would seem.

For a moment you wondered if you two would be partners in crime, much like you were in childhood.

You never expected to one day be assigned to kill your childhood best friend. 

Goemom sheaths Zantetsuken, immediately withdrawing from the duel.

Your knuckles turned white as you clenched and unclenched your grip around your weapon.

You couldn't disappoint your boss….you know what will happen to you if you defy them.

Maybe you and Goemon could be partners or friends once more in another life. 

But for now, he was a target, one you were dead set on eliminating.

Fujiko Mine: 

Fujiko gasped when she saw your face under your mask.

She couldn't deny your eyes looked familiar but she wasn't certain until your lower mask slid off your face.

Fujiko's moment of recognition seemed to mirror onto you as you fully took in her features. 

Nostalgic memories of playing make-believe all day when you were children…

To discovering each other's first school crushes

And the two of you defending each other against bullies or boys that wouldn't take Fujiko's “no” for an answer.

Neither you could have expected the moment you two drifted apart you would meet back up in such a hostile circumstance. 

Fujiko glanced down at the object that likely branded the target on her back that set you on the path to eliminate her and retrieve the item.

She rarely faced conflicts of interest, only rarely giving in for Lupin.

But now that it's you, she's finding it much easier in her heart to just return it so neither of you would have to hurt each other…

Unfortunately, you make the decision very clear for her as you charge at her to deliver another blow–

Inspector Zenigata: 

Zenigata has unmasked various foes in his career (many of which were just Lupin in some elaborate disguise). 

But he never imagined the day where the person he unmasked…was someone he knew from his childhood.

Zenigata does a double take, in complete shock. He calls out to you in disbelief.

His face and voice seems to make time stand still as you too recognize the man…

A man you once knew to be a determined, endearing little boy…

You two always seemed to stick to each other like glue, especially during the early school years. 

He always had an ambition to be a detective, to fight for justice…

You couldn't help but softly smile as you realize he accomplished exactly what he set himself out to do.

Zenigata on the other hand, was disheartened to see the path you've taken. 

He felt the urge to plead to you, talk you into turning yourself in…start a path to redemption. 

You never gave him the chance as you decide to run for it-

Zenigata boldly chases after you, ordering you to halt, but it falls on deaf ears. 

You were gone once more, leaving the Inspector to worry about what happened to his dear friend from so long ago.

[legacyshenanigans]

I did something ages ago on this, but was just thinking about it then, Marvolos bunny traits 🤣 And doing the "foot stomp" when he's irritated, like bunnies and rabbits do. 💚

Thumping scenario's🐰

Ophelia: *calling out into the gardens at a 5yo Marvolo* Marvolo, darling! It's starting to grow dark, time to come inside!

Lil Volo: *frowns over in her direction*

Ophelia: Marvolo..Don't give me that look, come along now.

Lil Volo: *bunny thumps his feet*

Ophelia: Excuse me, Young man!? Don't give me the bunny stomp! Inside, now!

Aleister: *telling a 6yo Marvolo that its time for Bed* Your mother won't be happy if she gets home and you're still awake...Off to bed with you *shoos his hand towards Marvolo*

Lil Volo: *pouts angrily*

Aleister: ....I said off to the bed with you. Now. I'm not playing games, child 'o' mine.

Lil Volo: *bunny stomps both feet*

Aleister: Don't you DARE thump your little feet at ME, boy! *frowns*

As he got older, he still did it, but now with just the one foot and a vicious stare usually. But none the less, its something he never grew out of.

1st Year Marvolo at Hogwarts

Marvolo: Its hardly fair Professor Weasley!? *frowns* He threw a chomping cabbage at me!

Prof Weasley: So you decided the best course of action was to cast bombarda at him, a spell that i'm surprised you KNOW at this point in your education, and destroy half the green house, Mr.Gaunt?

Marvolo: .....

Prof Weasley: Detention for you I'm afraid. And 50 points from Slytherin. *walks off*

Marvolo: ....*being moody in the hallway as he also walks off, giving the ground a quick little thump with his foot*

First Year Ominis, last year Volo, at Gaunt Manor.

Sebastian: *in the living room* Do you think he'll notice? That we took his spell book?

Ominis: *nervous* He definitely will, read what you need to, quickly, so I can go and put it back..

(They hear Marvolo get home and head upstairs to his room)

Ominis: God's above...No..GODS no!

(Its silent for a moment, before they hear a foot thump on the floor from above them)

Ominis: *instantly panicked and gasps* Not the Bunny thump.

Sebastian: The wha-

Marvolo: *from upstairs* Ominis?! I SWEAR to fucking GOD!

Adult Marvolo, at the Den

2 members of staff: *skiving in the back rooms, not doing their job*

Marvolo: *opens the door and looks at them*

Staff: *gasps*

(An awkward silence...Before Marvolo frowns and thumps an authoritve foot on the floor)

Staff: *quickly flinch and run out of the room past him, and back to work*

Marvolo: *continues walking towards his office* Honest to god, can't get the staff these days..

~

[jolacheese]

Maybe too wordy for a tagline, but here you go:

Our dedicated and experienced staff is here to fulfill your every need, and we have a deep bench.

Love you 🫑 & 🧀

��hazel

We are most definitely dedicated to fulfilling. Or filling.

Whether you need Zzs or… O’s, we’re here for you 😂😏

With a respectful and consensual and pleasantly moist forehead kiss, Megan & Jo.

Got a suggestion for a new tagline at the b&b? Our box is wide open and waiting!

[return-to-twisted-wonderland]

💚anon - dark mirror can't transport young children bcuz plot

[Stuck in NRC + Alchemy Accident (Alan) : Guardians]

[Staff Room]

Crowley: While I continue searching for a way to send you back, you will be recognized as a resident of Night Raven College. As such, the dorm leaders and I will be considered your legal guardians.

Child Alan: ???

Child Alan: *turns their head to Professor Trein*

Professor Trein: To put it simply, we will take care of you until you find your way back to RSA.

Child Alan, makes an 'O' shape with his mouth - gummy smile:

Kaiden, forcing down cute aggression: ...I'll make an announcement and drop him off at Heartslabyul.

Trein: Heartslabyul is the safer of the dorms for a child.

Crewel: That bar is already in the ground, Trein.

[the-travelling-witch]

I just realized I haven't sent one to you! orz

I wanna know about 💫💐 please!! 💚

💫: Are either of you ticklish? If so, where?

I feel like Childe is less ticklish and more so sensitive; I like running my long nails down his arms, sides or back just to see him squirm a bit. He’s teasing me all the time so it’s only fair, right? But most of the time, it’s a double-edged sword because I know once he’s wriggled around a bit and giggled, it’s time for me to run and run fast…

“Still thinking you’re not a tease, running your nails over my skin like that? I might do more than tickle you when I catch you~”

“Don’t you mean if you catch me?”

“No, when.”

(o///o " )

Don’t tell him I told you this but… Xiao is very ticklish hehe. Whether it’s his sides, the back of his knees or, my favourite, his back, he’ll jump like a cat if you get the drop on him. I mean, c’mon, his usual attire basically invites me to trail my nails down his spine, how could I resist~ But as cute as it is, I don’t know if him being cross with me is worth it (I only do it in private though, I know he has an image to uphold)

“You really don’t have any respect for the adepti.”

“I do! Please come back to cuddle, I promise I won’t do it again!!”

Albedo is no fun aka he just isn’t ticklish at all! Childe tried getting him to sneeze with a feather on several occasions but there’s no reaction. Though, Bedo seems the most upset about it; he’s desperately been trying to recreate the sensation.

“It is frustrating to know there is something I cannot experience for myself. I guess I’ll have to keep studying your reactions for now.”

“Don’t you dare—“

As for myself, yes I am ticklish; for self-preservation purposes I will not be revealing where though…

“Guess there’s only one way to find out~”

“Don’t take a single step closer, I’m warning you!”

💐: How did you two meet?

That is a good question indeed…

I ran into Childe at Liyue Harbour when I visited friends there. It was very sunny all day and I had been perusing the different stalls on the side of the street when it suddenly started pouring down like crazy. When I started frantically looking around for somewhere to seek shelter, I suddenly heard a sharp whistle and looked up to see a handsome stranger hold open the door to a fancy restaurant.

Without a second thought, I sprinted there and, luckily, he was there to catch me as I rushed through the door onto the polished floors. The wait staff did cast me some weird glances but he just waved them off with a charming smile before slinging his arm around my waist, telling them I was with him, before leading me to a secluded table in a more private area of the restaurant. Not knowing what to do, I just stood around, awkwardly fidgeting with my rings.

“Please do have a seat. I didn’t invite you just to let you starve, you know.”

“Thank you, that’s very kind of you. You didn’t have to do all of that for someone you don’t know.”

“Kind, huh? I thought it’s rather self-serving, getting to dine with a pretty girl like you. But you’re right, I don’t know you, so let’s change that. You can call me Childe, what’s your name~”

Xiao, on the other hand, I met while exploring the planes and mountains of Liyue. While searching for new potion ingredients, I ran into a group of unnatural- looking monsters, which I took care of quickly. As I dispelled the weird aura surrounding them, I didn’t notice someone watching the scene unfold from higher up.

Just when I turned to leave, I heard light feet drop to the ground behind me. Whirling around, I got ready to face another group of monster but met piercing amber eyes instead. Physically, the guy looked pretty young but there was something off about him. Just as I was about to ask who he was, he spoke up first.

“So there are mortals who can dispel karma as well.”

“Karma? Is that what that was just now? Also I’m not really mortal”

“Yes. Make sure not to get ambushed on your way.”

He disappeared just like that. Still, throughout my journey, I never met any possessed monsters again…

(“Pfft what a romantic first meeting~”

“Because a stranger inviting someone for dinner is that much better?”

“At least I told her my name”

“I made sure she’s safe-“

Ahem, moving on…)

I actually met Albedo back in Mondstadt. While doing some research, I asked for permission to use the Knights of Favonius’ library. So after walking there with Kaeya and having a quick chat with Lisa, I surrounded myself with the pleasant silence of books.

When rounding a corner though, I collided with someone and while I was fine, there was a loud crash as a colourful phial burst on the floor. Looking up from the mess to the person I ran into, my eyes caught mesmerising blue ones.

“Oh my archons, I’m so sorry! I should’ve been looking where I go.”

“Please don’t worry. I wasn’t paying attention either.”

“But your phial—“

“It’s not that tragic, I can easily produce another one. Say, are you interested in alchemy?”

“I can’t say I’m all that knowledgeable on it but it’s very fascinating.”

“Then, would you like to watch as I recreate the formular? It is a rather visual reaction, too. Oh right, I should introduce myself first, I presume. I’m Albedo, Chief Alchemist of the Knights of Favonius, pleased to make your acquaintance.”

(“That’s so cliché.”

“Yet, while I hate to admit it—“

“Yeah, yeah, very cute, very proper, don’t remind me.”

*smug*

“You’re all impossible, do you know that”)

[self-ship ask game]

[brandonwaratah01]

♥️ brandonwaratah01 💚

- P o t t e r y D e s i g n s - S a t M a y 1 0 t h 2 0 2 5 -

“ The many ideas that I have either typed and written in a booklet with lines are to be made for exhibition purposes. My studio table to be accumulated with ceramic forms either pottery pieces, greenware, bisque, glaze and glazed pieces. The designs that are made ready with art decal and third firings to finish the ceramic pieces. Many art exhibitions to be completed and shown to whoever is interested to participate and attend the exhibitions. If it’s an exclusive invite for the opening art exhibition, I would love close people to see the creativity that I’ve made, created and done before other people such as the art audience or staff from participating art stores and or other people who were informed. The ideas I’d make to evolve through time. Eventually be made into something more refined and leaning towards perfection if achievable in the long term as a goal. After my Art Project(s), Pottery art takes 100% importance above all creativities. Clay is the fuel, the pianist and the potter are best friends. Sculptural forms resemble architecture design models or buildings. ”

♥️ - B r a n d o n v.p N g u y e n - 💚

[gumnut-logic]

Sweetapple (Part 3 - bit 3)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 - Bit 1, Bit 2, Bit 3

Still @flyboytracy ‘s fault 😁💚

Finally we get to the end of Part 3. I suspect there will be a Part 4 and that’s it, but trust me, Alex would be quite happy if I kept writing more of him. He wants stuff to happen! ::eyes him:: This fic first, finished is the key. Plus, I’m sick, so muse has to be treated nice or it will plead sick too and then nothing will get done.

Again many thanks to @onereyofstarlight​ for reading and her amazing support :D

This bit also has some exposition, but the next bit should have more Tracy in it :D Thank you all of you who have been patient with me. Writing would be so much easier if I didn’t have to go to work, drat it. ::hugs you all::

I hope you are enjoying this fic.

-o-o-o-

The news did put a damper on the Māhia achievement and Alex fully expected for there to be a delay. But no, the efficient machine that was Tracy Industries only took a moment to recover before steaming ahead with even more determination, and a few weeks later Alex found himself landing by hovercopter, no less, at the research facility.

Avengers Lab was a legit comparison. As they flew over the main building the Tracy Industries logo glared up at the sky from the roof. People could be seen buzzing around the complex like bees. Some wore protective clothing, some wore jeans, many were riding what looked like hoverscooters about the grounds.

Off in the distance, something went bang and a curl of smoke wound its way up between two hills.

No one in the complex seemed to pay any attention.

Beside him Erica was dancing in her seat, providing a running commentary on everything she saw. He had serious concerns she was going to blow a blood vessel through sheer excitement if she wasn’t careful.

As for himself, he was overwhelmed. The possibilities of his future and how last Christmas he hadn’t been able to make rent much less celebrate and yet now he was in the fabled land of everything. Part of him was terrified it was all going to pop like a soap bubble and disappear like a dream.

But it didn’t. They landed and were welcomed by Tia Thompson herself - a tall woman with a big mop of frizzy hair and a smile full of perfect teeth. She was professional and kind and handed them over to Fireman Fred.

Fred claimed to be the foreman of the site, but as far as Alex could understand, it sounded more like the man was the shepherd and the rest of them, including the director were the sheep.

He was formidable and Alex honestly did feel like a sheep, a very small sheep despite his own considerable height. Fred was at least a half-foot taller than him, several widths wider and the bulges in his t-shirt were all muscle.

Older, definitely grizzled and with an accent from Edinburgh itself - where IR had apparently pulled him out from under a building.

Some time later, Erica dug up the story that the man had followed International Rescue home and had badgered the staff at Tracy Industries until Jeff Tracy dropped by and gave him a job.

He had been the shepherd ever since.

Yes, Alex definitely felt like a sheep.

But this sheep had some living quarters on Māhia Peninsula and finally had a chance to realise his ideas.

The concept had originally come to Alex while reading about Jeff Tracy’s landing on Mars. The Cornerstone lander had made its approach in the middle of one of the planet’s notorious dust storms. Several of the craft’s sensors had been compromised causing an error in the calculations for touchdown, which in turn had made for a rough landing. The fuel tanks had been damaged and if it hadn’t been for some quick repairs by Lee Taylor, their fuel could have bubbled away.

The team had had access to the necessary sealants, but it had required up and close work. At the time, the two astronauts had been able to reach the leak site, but there was always the chance they couldn’t, and time was always a factor.

It was a safety gap that Alex couldn’t find any currently manufactured substance or device that could have improved the astronauts’ chances.

It was mainly a concern regarding delivery. Finding a way to get a sealant out there fast that could work in all kinds of pressure or lack of it.

He designed a compound that produced a deployable skin, laced with nano-polymer strands that should give it amazing strength and flexibility. Delivery could be by propellant or drone. He hoped to see it able to contain hull breaches in the depths of space or in the deep sea.

But first they had to make it work.

And work they did. Weeks passed in that lab. Many glorious weeks filled with ingenuity and experimentation.

Erica was the saner of the two, often dragging him out of the lab repeatedly at the wrong end of morning. He sometimes fought her, possibly in his own delirium, but he had to admit she was right.

So coffee was obtained.

He did, for one small moment, hope that this heavenly place was the source of that manna he had found in Scott Tracy’s reception area. But while the site’s coffee was top notch, it just really wasn’t up to that decadent level.

But at the moment he had enough coffee to sustain his consciousness and enough to focus.

He was very, very focussed.

For days on end.

So that was perhaps why he didn’t clue into the fact there was a Thunderbird parked on the landing field that morning. Perhaps it was the snag they were having with temperature balance between the siliwrap capsule and the projectile launcher and the fact he had been working through that when Erica yanked him out of the lab at 2am and consequently was still ‘working’ on it five hours later when he must have walked past the hulking green cargo plane and not noticed it in the slightest.

Erica called it his ‘Big Think’ mode.

Erica shouldn’t be allowed to name anything.

But in any case, he didn’t notice the Thunderbird.

He did, however, notice the hoverchair in his lab with some blond-haired twit poking around in his notebook.

“Hey, don’t touch that!”

The man looked up at him, expression sheepish. “Sorry, couldn’t help myself.”

But Alex was staring as realisation slowly dropped bricks on his head and stomach.

The man had one arm in a sling and one leg in a cast. He was also, undeniably Mr Gordon Tracy.

-o-o-o-

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Hi! You can call me Vinet! Am currently an active writer for NCT (127, DREAM and WayV). If you have any requests for any members, do send me a request! I just don't do smut as I'm not comfortable writing them. But I don't mind a slight steamy make-out session.

Hope you enjoy the stories I write and if anyone wants to have a talk, suggestions or anything, please don't be afraid to hit me up :] 💚

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[meownotgood]

I have ended up in the hospital (nothing to serious dont worry, just needed some fluids in my body and shit) and im actually feeling a lot better! Ive missed you (again) and aki sm, mayhaps could i bother for some aki with a sick hospitalized s/o if you havent done that?? (If you have i wanna seeeeee)

Luv you lots and enjoy new years!

- sick anon 💚

NOOOOO I HOPE YOU'RE DOING ALRIGHT I miss you too!! and happy new years!!!

aki would visit you every day in the hospital, the staff would actually start to hate him because he never leaves lol. he insists on sitting right next to your hospital bed, his hand in yours. he'd sleep there if he was allowed to; it's hard to sleep at home when you're not there.

he brings you flowers for your room, he'll sit and read or watch television with you if you get bored. despite how he tries to hide it, everyone can tell how worried he is about you, and that feeling only starts to fade when you finally come back home to him.

[riddle-me-ri]

Hi! You're like the only page I know that writes One Bad Day Ozzie! So, I have a request!(( I was hoping it could be a smut also 👀)) My prompt is after Oswald takes down the umbrella man, maybe Y/n can help him clean up? Like join him in the staff shower. ((I feel like they have some just incase a drunk throws up on one of the girls ngl))

OH! Also maybe the umbrella man forced Y/N to stay by his side over he over threw Ozzie because he knew it would eat at Oswald. ((Like he threatened Y/n and made out of fear she stayed by umbrella man's side)) But, now that Oswald is back and has control over the lounge again Y/n can how how much she missed and loves him by helping him clean up and relieve some of the tension.

a/n: ahhh okay, okay so actually I’ve been rattling an idea like this in my brain for a minute, especially once I finished reading One Bad Day the first time around, so I’m glad to see someone else on the same wavelength. So…sorry if this got a little longer than you anticipated anon lmao I just wanted to squeeze in some ideas of my own from my intial idea for this concept lmao and also, I usually don’t mind big text, and if it’s a viewing issue for you I completely understand, but if you can, next time please don’t use the biggest text option available, especially if the ask is rather long, it’s just kinda disorienting for me and makes the post longer than it needs to be hehe thanks 💚

Content Warning: explicit sexual content (handjobs/shower sex/piv unprotected sexual intercourse/biting), numerous mentions of blood/gore, subtle hints at physical abuse and attempted sexual assault (by the Umbrella Man)

Word Count: 2.5 k

One Bad Day Penguin x F!Reader - Reunion

Oswald heaved deeply as little droplets of blood dripped from his lips. 

He was still on his knees looming over Umbrella Man's corpse, his throat freshly bit open and blood gushing from the wound. 

Everything was quiet as Oswald regained his bearings.

"O-Ozzie?" 

Until a soft small voice broke him from his violent reverie. 

He looked over his shoulder and saw you standing hesitantly in the doorway of the Champagne Room.

For a moment, he forgot about the dead man on the floor and the combination of his and the deceased man's blood that stained his face and clothes. 

All Oswald saw was you. 

He slowly got up on his feet and smiled at you. 

"Hey, sweetness…" He greeted you with a groan. 

It wasn't until he heard the soft pitter patter of blood fall to the tile floor that he realized what he must look like to you. 

"Ah, shit…h-hang on–" He quickly spun away from your sight and started hastily waddling towards the washroom. 

“Ozzie! I-It’s okay…is-is he?” You walked further into the room and fully took in the scene before you, more importantly the body of the man whose had you in a vice grip for months.

Oswald turned back and saw you staring wearily at the Umbrella Man’s body.

“Yeah…h-he’s dead, sweetheart.”

“So, i-it’s over?” You looked up at him your eyes meeting his icy blue ones. 

He nodded. “It’s over. I’m back.”

As soon as he confirmed that, you took in a shaky breath before falling to your knees. 

A large suffocating weight had just been lifted off your shoulders. The dark looming cloud that hung over you cleared. 

You were exhausted but relieved, you were finally free. 

Oz called out your name in concern before he knelt down beside you. “You all right?” 

Completely ignoring the blood Oswald was coated in, you wrapped your arms around him as you began silently sobbing.

“Y-Yes, I’m all right…more than all right now.” You sniffled into his shoulder. 

Oswald began comfortably rubbing your back. 

He missed this. 

For all the money, notoriety, power, and influence Oswald Cobblepot has obtained, lost, and just got back. 

The Iceberg Lounge, the girls, the drinks, the money…even though it distracted him from his own allies that made it all possible in the first place.

None of it, absolutely none of it held a candle to you. 

The night Umbrella Man beat Oswald nearly to death as he overthrown his empire. To put that much more salt in Oswald’s wounds, when you tried to comfort Oswald, the Umbrella Man grabbed you by your arm and yanked you back to his side. 

He declared you were no longer Oswald’s. You were going to be his from now on…help him run the Iceberg Lounge…or else. 

In present day, Oswald shuddered at the memory, his arms tightening around you, scared if it loosened you would be gone again. 

“I’m so sorry, sweetness…I’m really sorry. You shouldn’t have gone through any of this.” Oz whispsered in your ear. 

You shook your head. “You’re here now, that’s what matters…y-you saved me. You came back.” 

“Of course. It took longer than I’d like, but I was going to come back for you, no matter what.” 

“I knew you would,” you sniffled some more as you reluctantly pulled away to look at him–to make sure he truly was there. 

You gasped softly when you finally took in Oswald’s physical state. 

He was no longer the clean cut crime boss you fell in love with working for him years ago. 

His black hair was greased back. Bandages across his nose, cheek, and chin. Stubble littered all over his chin it’s folds. Then finally the now dried up blood splattered on his face and clothes.

“Oh, Ozzie…” You slowly uncertainly brought your hand up to one of Oswald’s cheeks. 

 He intercepted your hand with his own and squeezed it. 

“Don’t worry, it’s like you said, I’m more than all right now.” He offered you one of his small signature smirks. 

You giggled as you interlaced your fingers with his. 

“Oswald? Oh-” Lili busted open the door to the Champagne Room, frantically scanning the room until she saw you two. 

Her head perked up at the sight of you. “Glad to see you still around.” 

“I’m glad to see you too, Lili.” 

As if on cue, Frieda and the others soon filed in as well. 

“You did it Oswald.” Frieda commented. 

“Not without your help, all of you…thank you. I meant what I said…things will be different.” Oswald stood up, your hand still in his as you also stood up.

Everyone solemnly nodded in agreement. 

You tightened your grip in his hand. “Things will be different, and I’ll hold him to that.” You teased. 

“You better, he’ll listen to you more likely than any of us.” Lili chuckled as she walked over. 

“So what’re we gonna do with who was the Umbrella Man?” She asked gesturing to the corpse. 

“We’ll take care of it.” Frieda said. 

She nodded towards you and Oswald. “You two should get cleaned up…you’re both a mess.”

Sure enough when you looked down you saw some blood had also stained your dress. You couldn’t say you were upset about it. You hated the tight constricting dress that Umbrella Man forced you to wear. 

“Good idea, thank you all, again.” Oswald said before turning towards you. “Lead the way, sweetness…”

~

“When was the last time you had a date with a razor?” You asked teasingly, as you got the water running at a decent temperature. 

There were a few stalls of showers in one of the private floors above the main floors, just a little measure of convenience in case any of the drunken patrons made a mess of any of the girls. 

Lord knows, you’ve had to help a handful of girls switch into a new outfit or help her wash food out of her hair. Thankfully, those clients never returned, but there was always one in every crowd. 

Oz chuckled bemused as he ran his hand through his stubble. “No clue, it was probably when you last shaved me.” 

“Which was…that night…” You answered softly, as you grabbed the hem of your dress and pulled it up over your head.

It had only been months but, every day felt like a month and every week felt like a year. 

Oswald sighed as he dropped the white shirt to the floor.

A part of him just wanted to carry on as if nothing happened, just get cleaned up with you, eat something properly for once, and tomorrow he’d work on gettin everything back to the way it was. Not once looking back on Umbrella Man’s reign.

Deep down though, he knew it wasn’t possible. A large part of him that loves you needed to know what all happened to you…if anything happened. The Umbrella Man’s lack of respect for lives was obvious seeing as how it bled through Gotham’s streets…he didn’t want to dare dream of what Umbrella Man did to you. 

Oswald’s thoughts came to a halt when he saw your bare form. His throat when dry and his heart beat started picking back up again…until he saw the bruises. 

You had bruises all along your arms, thighs, and waist. 

For a brief moment Oswald thought he didn’t let Umbrella Man suffer long enough. 

You could feel Oz staring at the bruises. You sighed as you wrapped your arms around yourself. 

“He was a touchy bastard.” You commented. “Man handled me like a rag doll constantly to wherever he was…”

Oz gulped. “He didn’t-”

“No…not that he didn’t try though, but thankfully something always came up. Some person he was dealing with. Some comotion in the club…something always came up.” 

Oswald couldn’t help but sigh in relief at that. He hated that you got bruised and treated roughly but, he was grateful that was all it was. 

You slid the sliding glass door open with razor in hand. You looked over at Oswald and gestured with your head for him to follow you. 

“As badly as I wanna kiss you right now. I’m not gonna get stabbed by tiny little whiskers.” You joked before making you way under the warm shower stream. 

Oz guffawed, but quickly followed behind. Not only was this stubble starting to irritate him, but he just realized he still hadn’t kiss you yet since returning, and that was a must. 

After rinsing away all the blood from his hands and face, Oz sat along a built in bench that protruded from all three sides of the wall except the wall where the shower head was. 

You immediately got to work slathering his face in shaving cream and then diligently shaving off his stubble.

Oswald would mutter out an occassional question, asking about the Iceberg and how things have been with the performers, waiters, and bartenders. 

On the surface it may seem like he was just trying to catch up to what’s transpired since his absence and where to go from there…to see who all was still around and how much funds was still available. 

When in all actuality, he was distracting himself. Distracting himself not to just go ahead and kiss you despite the last bits of stubble remaining or to keep his eyes from following the multiple trails of water that cascaded down your body from your shoulders down as the spray from the shower hit your back.

What felt like hours for Oswald was only about twenty minutes when you finally pulled the razor back and turned it off with a satisfying smile on your face. 

“Welcome back, Ozzie.”  You said sweetly as you bumped the tip of your nose with his before turning your head slightly and gently pressing your lips to his. 

Oswald’s entire body began heating up hotter than the temperature of the water. He brought his hands up to your face, holding you there, so you wouldn’t disappear again like all those months ago.

You slowly pulled back from his lips, but only for a moment before you brought your lips back to his face. You began kissing his cheek, his jaw, and all along down his neck. 

Your hands gently squeezed his thighs before slowly dragging up to his crotch. 

Oswald’s breathing became labored as he let you do whatever you wanted. He just didn’t want you to stop. 

He chuckled breathlessly, “I take it you missed me?” 

You huffed into the crook of his neck before facing him. One of your hands went up and swiftly grabbed the base of his semi-hard cock. Oswald groaned. 

“I can say the same about you.” You whispered sensually, slowly moving your hand up and down. 

“And I wouldn’t deny it.” He groaned. “I missed you so much, sweetness.”

“I missed you too…” You brought your lips back to his.

You playfully nibbled at his bottom lip before he lowered it a little and granted your tongue entrance. Your grip tightened as your hand sped up, occasionally squeezing the flaring red head of his cock. 

You passionately swirled and sucked on his tongue as your lips stay connected. 

Never minding for a moment that just an hour earlier that same mouth had just ripped open a man’s throat. 

Oswald groaned into your mouth, making your lips vibrate from the sensation. One of his hands slid down to your shoulder and gently pushed you. 

You pulled away from his lips with your eyebrows furrowed at the center. 

Oswald shook his head, denying what you were probably thinking. “I-I need you, sweetheart,” he took a gulp of air. “Please…”

You never stood up faster. 

As you stood up some slick slid down your thighs along with the water that was still running down the top of you both. 

You braced yourself on Oswald’s shoulders as you brought your knees to surround his thighs, straddling him.

Your stomach pressed against his plump one as you positioned his cock directly towards your dripping cunt. 

Oswald grabbed your waist when you began lowering yourself onto him. 

You moaned out his name as he groaned yours when he was fully inside you.

His thick cock stretched you deliciously in the way you craved. 

“S-Shit…” You breathed shakily. 

Oswald could only groan more in agreement as he tried to get used to your walls suffocating his cock. 

He had no idea how he went on for months without you–without this. 

You slowly began riding him, lifting yourself up to where just the tip was still inside before dropping back down. 

Oswald’s thick fingers anchored into the skin of your waist, as you gradually picked up the pace. 

Your arms wrapped around his neck as he leaned forward. At first you thought he was going in for another kiss–

“O-Ozzie…” You moaned softly as he started licking some of the water off your chest. His tongue swirled around one of your nipples before he began sucking it vigorously. 

The sensation caused your head to tilt back, granting him more access to your skin. 

The shower stall was a cacophany of running shower water and the tell-tale sound of skin slapping against skin. Only highlighted by your high-pitched moans and Oswald’s gravelly growls. 

As if to compete with the marks Umbrella Man left, Oswald littered your skin with bite marks. 

Every time he bit into your skin it made you tightened around his dick and bounced faster. 

You began to feel those small tingles along your arms and legs. Your thighs tightened around his lap as your walls clamped around his cock with a vice grip. 

Oswald was panting in your ear, ocassionally growling which made you whimper. 

He brought one of his hands up from around your waist and trailed it down to where the two of you met. 

You gasped. “Oz!” 

Oswald began rubbing small circles around your clit, changing from clockwise and counter-clockwise periodically. 

The pit of your stomach started tightening, every limb in your body started tensed up just waiting to be relieved. 

Just before you finally went over the precipice, Oswald turned his head into the crook of your neck and shoulder. He sweetly kissed the skin there before biting down, slightly harder than the others. 

Like the end of a fuse to a stick of dynamite–your body was instantly lit aflame. 

Strong strings of electricity volted through every nerve of yoru being. Your body shuddered as you came on his cock. 

You moaned into Oswald’s shoulder as you felt him pump his cum into you, concluding his own climax not long after yours. 

The water has since gone cold, which was comforting at first but got chilly soon after the post-orgasmic bliss subsided. 

Oswald still sat on the bench catching his breath as he watched you turn the water off. 

You walked out of the shower and grabbed two towels you set aside and tossed on to Oswald. 

When he stood up to begin drying off, you leaned down and kissed the top of his head. 

“How’s that for a reunion?” You grinned down at him with a wink. 

All Oswald could do was laugh.

[hyperfixatinglove]

🎉, 🛀, 🎠, and 🎡 with eric! 💚💜

🎉 Tell us some fun facts about your newest selfship!

Eric was definitely slow burn for me to self ship. Year ago when I got hyperfocused on HOA, I thought he was neat & unpopular and had tiny soft spot for him, but nothing beyond that. But the more and more I played the game, I became so much fond of him. I've played Eric's game at least 10+ times now. know the theatrical version inside out, some he died in, some he survived. It always hurt to see him die, like it does in these types of games personally. He just swayed on the edge of not being f/o and being f/o for so long I just thought fuck it and added him.

That said, I don't have much in terms of self shipping lore nor ideas. I have no s/i, like I don't have with Jesse either, no idea how we'd meet, what he likes, what are his hobbies.. He's blank slate now, there's nothing in the game, beyond his disability, his insecure nature, his army status & Rachel, we know nothing of Eric King. While that does give me free reign it also makes it hard for me to headcanon anything for him. What he likes as beverage? Tea or coffee? What his hobbies are?

I need a grip on him game! His personality being so much on player's shoulders makes it hard for me to do my job as self shipper! He's either absolute dick or absolute sweetheart or weird combo!

🛀 What’s your favorite mundane thing to do with your F/O?

Existing safe & happy and far away from Rachel and Nick.

But for real, maybe cooking, I've been hyperfixated on veganism for a while, so Eric would be my test subject (affectionate). I doubt he'd have anything to complain since he has steady, happy relationship and getting ton of reassurance and affection (the things I don't think he ever got with Rachel). I can't see Rachel as much of cook either.

I think Eric would like reading books, maybe books on science since he's smart & created entire satellite system named Caelus but maybe he likes other books as well? Like romance perhaps?

Another is just us chatting & Eric getting to vent about Rachel and how everyone else treated him like trash in Iraq.

🎠 What’s your favorite thing about your F/O’s personality?

How romantic he is! "There hasn't been a day you haven't been in my mind" & the whole wedding ring in chain! I just melt! Eric is definitely the sappy romantic type with red roses and violin music on restaurant type, just full on out on the romance when he means to court. Even little dates like getting milkshake together would turn romantic thanks to him.

🎡 What’s your dream date to go on with your F/O?

Going to beauty salon. Let me explain. Eric clearly cares how he looks, have you seen him?

This is a man who spend a long time making himself look good alright. His hair can't curl that cute without some help. So as perfect date we are getting pampered by others.

Of course, he'd be considerate and notify the staff about not using anything scented while we are there because he's sweetheart who makes sure to remember stuff like that. I bet he'd even remind the staff about the lights and the noise and I'd melt.

We'd get anything we would want & spent hours there, get our nails manicured and painted and he'd reflect how Rachel found this whole idea stupid and never tried it even for his sake in their marriage. He gets surprised how supportive & reassuring I am for him, as he didn't get that with his ex-wife & he needs it.

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hi 😏…………🌙🕷🌹 for elmell, and the heart ones for shiv :-)

🌙 MOON - what is your oc’s greatest wish? how far are they willing to go for it?

hmm.. she believes she's too old for wishes at this point. when she was younger her wish was for respect and independence and she was willing to risk her stronghold's wrath for it, and she did, and looking back she's still not sure if she regrets it or not. now her wishes would be to keep what she sacrificed for safe and secured

🕷️ SPIDER - what is their biggest fear? do they have any irrational / mundane fears?

her biggest fear is anything happening to her son. anyone finding out her secret and that threatening mhez. an irrational fear? she's scared of snakes. they gross her out

🌹 ROSE - do they like valentines day? have they been confessed to before? have they confessed to anyone before?

when she was younger back when she lived in the stronghold in wrothgar, she loooovveedddd heart's day. she'd get so much attention. she never confessed to anyone herself, even as an adult, and today she doesn't care much for that day... (lie)

ALL OF THEM whore. ok

💓 BEATING HEART - what gets their heart racing?

that eye contact and entire attention on him 💕👌 passing and quick physical contact when he's in the crushing stage. hand on the back, fingers brushing, close breaths...

💘 HEART W/ ARROW - what traits do they look for in a relationship? do they believe in love at first sight?

he didn't really think he should have a relationship so he has no idea what he's looking for in one until vlwls, which also leads to how he never had a stable one.. but yeah he'd like to be appreciated, someone who'd accept his affection, someone who'd listen to him with undivided attention. and he doesn't believe in love at first sight, but the crushing at first sight happens to him too much when he's younger

💗 GROWING HEART - if they have a crush, is it noticeable? what changes when they’re in love?

god you wouldn't even notice when he is in love, he just looks like he wants to shit himself slightly more. he asks more questions when he's in love, trying to spark conversations, which he doesn't do with people that aren't Vipers that often.

❤️ RED HEART - their love language(s)?

words of affirmation, quality time & physical touch

💙 BLUE HEART - do they miss their s/o easily? how do they act when their s/o isn’t around?

he could go for about a week without seeing his s/o before he succumbs to inner madness, which he doesn't show but inside he's shitting and crying. those 10 years of not seeing cintera was the most insane he's ever felt given they weren't even in a relationship then but he wouldn't stop thinking about her. when khizim dumps them he punches a wall

💚 GREEN HEART - what things make your oc feel comforted? hugs, kisses, food?

hugs <3 he really gets in there

💖 SPARKLING HEART - are they a subtle or a showy lover?

subtle, unless it's a special occasion and then he becomes gordon ramsay and the kitchen staff of khizim's castle are his poor idiot sandwiches as he's planning the most over the top dinner he can think of

💌 LOVE LETTER - do they like love letters? what kind of messages do they leave for their partner?

loves getting them, hates writing them, because he feels so stupid when he puts emotions to words. the closest he can do in end a regular message with a 'love, detlef'

💔 BROKEN HEART - what could their partner do that would absolutely break their heart?

making him feel he was used in the end. he expects it, but it still hurts every time he finds out it was true in a way