#obey me mammon's birthday 2021

[momokotuharumaki]

Mamo and I married... When I think about it, it sounds terrifying, unpredictable, tumultuous, whirlwind, flighty, and completely... Completely wonderful. Married life with Mamo probably won't be easy. What with the witches and debtors and photoshoots. But I also feel like he would be worth every bit of trouble.

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#5

He Asks MC To Become Immortal [Obey Me! Headcanons]

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“So…MC can be immortal?” Mammon asked as Solomon revealed the mistake he made.

“Yes, per our pact terms, I wanted Solomon to keep how he became immortal safe until I wished for him to reveal it,” Barbatos revealed. “I knew at one point, that we may all want to have MC become immortal.”

Solomon looked down at the journal detailing his immortality. It was worn, but still legible. “I considered what I did a mistake,” Solomon spoke quietly. “It’s difficult watching those you grew up with die. The ones that were children of your friends outage you. It’s difficult, I won’t lie. But MC has all of us, so if they decide to do this, it may be easier. However, it has to be MC’s decision.”

“Barbatos, have you manipulated the timeline back then so that they become immortal?” Lucifer questioned.

Barbatos shook his head. “I did not. I purposefully left it open so that this is purely MC’s choice. They can become immortal now, wait and become immortal later, or die at their natural time.”

“Well, what are we waitin’ for! Let’s go ask ‘em now,” Mammon stood up.

Lucifer grabbed his wrist. “No, it should just be one of us. We shouldn’t pressure MC into doing this. And no matter what, we all need to respect their decision.”

“Right, they could say no,” Mammon mumbled and clenched his hands into a tight fist. “Well, let’s get this over with.”

Lucifer

“Yes, let’s get this over with,” Lucifer spoke and pulled Mammon back to his chair. “I will go and speak with MC about the proposition. You all wait here. I will not have anyone interrupt my conversation with that.”

He quickly strode out of the room and marched to MC’s room. Taking a deep breath, he stared down at the door handle. He wondered how many more times he’d be able to go through their door to see them. How many more days, how many years he’d have with them. He knocked on the door and walked in.

“MC?” His crimson eyes moved to where they were lounging on their bed, browsing through their DDD.

“Are you done with your super-secret meeting with all the others?” MC asked with a light chuckle. They turn to their side and looked at him. “What’s up?” Lucifer moved and sat on the bed next to them. His hand ran through their hair. MC frowned. “Lucifer? What’s going on?”

“I’m just trying to remember everything about you,” he spoke quietly. “I don’t want you to feel pressured, you can say no and it will be fine.”

MC sat up. They grabbed his hand from their head and held onto it tightly. “Say no to what?”

Lucifer looked at them in the eyes. “I love you, MC. Your presence has changed all of us for the better. We want you to stay with us for as long as you’ll allow.” He paused. “Would you like to become immortal and stay with us…Stay with me forever?”

Mammon

“Imma go. I’m their first man, I should be the one to ask them,” Mammon spoke confidently. He almost expected the others to protest. There wasn’t a single one. He looked around in shock. “Are ya sure it should be me? I mean, I’m just some scum bag!”

“No, it should be you,” Lucifer encouraged him. “You were the one that’s always been there for them. Go.”

Mammon gulped and ran to MC’s room. At the door, he burst through the door and knelt over panting.

“Hey, Mammon,” MC hummed, not even bothered by his sudden intrusion.

Mammon looked at them in shock. “H-hey.” He quickly shuffled over to them and sat down. His heart hammered heavily in his chest as he tried to sort out his thoughts from the scrambled mess they were coming out in. His heart beat even faster when he felt MC lean into his shoulder.

“Are you okay, Mammon?” MC questioned. Their hands wrapped around his arm as they cuddled into it.

“Y-yeah,” Mammon sighed. “Look, MC. I’ve never been better whenever I’m around ya. I always wanna be with ya. Just the thought that we’re gonna be away from each other for more than an hour or two gets me upset.”

MC chuckled, remembering the times he’s thrown fits about it. “Yes, I know.”

“Which is why,” Mammon took a deep breath. Here went nothing. “I want ya to become immortal and be with me forever.”

Leviathan

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1,637 notes - Posted February 20, 2022

#4

He Sees MC In Wedding Wear [Obey Me! Headcanons]

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Lucifer

He didn’t think he would be affected by this, he should have known better.

He feels his heart race at the sight of MC. He pictures them walking with him, arm in arm. Pictures them saying their vows and him saying his. He pictures them being married and it’s one of the happy images he’s ever imagined.

He’ll slowly walk up to MC and trace his fingers over the fabric, hoping that he’ll see them wear this again for him.

Mammon

He is going to die, he is going to die, he is going to die. His heart is racing and his face is burning. He doesn’t want to look away, but if he doesn’t look away, he will die.

He rubs that back of his neck as he begrudgingly admits that MC looks nice, not that he’s imagining them wearing this when they get married in the future. Not that they’re going to get married in the future. That’s exactly what he’s imagining.

He’ll try to hide MC from the others, he wants to be the only one that gets to see them like this. At least, not until they’re marrying him.

Leviathan

His face is bright red as he stares at them in awe, like his favorite idol is wearing a Ruri-chan cosplay. But this stare has more love.

Once he snaps out of his love drunk stupor, he covers his face with his hands and gives out a muffled scream.

He keeps thinking of all of the anime/video game themed weddings he could plan with MC. Or if they really want, they could go down the normie route. Whatever just to see them wearing this again for him. He’ll do anything…Except stop hiding behind his hands.

Satan

He was used to the passion that is rage, but when he looks at them, he feels a much more pleasant passion. Seeing them in the wedding wear only seems to intensify that passion.

He’ll approach them and spin them around so he can get a good look at them, a faint blush covers his cheeks.

He’ll tell them that he wants to see them in this again soon, but that he should make sure he gets the perfect ring for them.

Asmodeus

Immediately squeals and dances around with MC, his eyes taking in every detail on their clothing. He’ll gush over how amazing they look, drowning them in compliments.

He’ll start going on how he wants to marry them right then and there, but he wants to plan the perfect wedding for both of them.

He’ll wink at them if they act flustered, he has thought about marrying them before, so they shouldn’t be so surprised.

Beelzebub

He stares at MC in slight shock before a smile forms on his face. He’ll put down the plate of food he’s working on and approaches them, more interested in them than the snacks.

He’ll compliment MC and run his hand over their arm before holding onto their hand. He can’t take it and picks them up before spinning around with a small laugh.

He’ll tell MC that seeing them like this makes him really happy and he can’t wait for the future.

Belphegor

If he wasn’t awake before, he is now. He’ll stare at them wide-eyed as he tries to memorize every little detail about the clothes that they’re wearing, how their hair looks, everything.

That way, he’ll have better chances of dreaming about them like this. Dreaming of them dancing in his arms, holding onto each other, being happy together.

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1,826 notes - Posted March 12, 2022

#3

He Has A Nightmare About MC [Obey Me! Headcanons]

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Lucifer

He awoke with a gasp and shot up to a sitting position. Lucfier stared at his shaking hands, feeling like he could still feel MC's dying form in them. His breathing was labored and his heart hammered painfully. He tried to close his eyes and still his breathing, but he couldn't get the image of MC's dead body out of his mind.

Quickly, he swung his legs over the side of the bed and ignored the cold sensation on his feet. He stood and grabbed a dressing robe, pulling his arms through its sleeves. The eldest rushed out of his room and made his way down the halls and to MC's room.

Slowly, he opened the door and peered in. MC's body was covered by the blankets. He couldn't see at this distance if their chest was rising and falling with each breath that they took. Lucifer shuffled inside and pulled a seat up towards their bedside. His crimson eyes drinking in the sight of MC breathing.

His hands still had a slight tremor as he moved some hair from their face. He savored the warmth of their skin, making him momentarily forget the horrific images his mind plagued him with. His hand moved from their face to their exposed hand. He intertwined his fingers with theirs. With a sigh, he sat back in the chair, not having it in him to leave their side just yet. Without meaning to, his mind began to shut down as he fell asleep holding MC's hand.

Mammon

He wasn't sure if he was awake or still trapped in the nightmare. The demon started to hyperventilate and claw for something near him. His eyes opened with tears quickly falling. There was nothing besides him, just his pillows and blankets.

The demon flung the blankets off of him and ran out of his room. He slammed the door open and desperately searched for the human he was in charge of. When his eyes landed o their somehow still sleeping form, he broke down into sobs and slowly made his way over to them.

Mammon crawled onto their bed and held onto them tightly, his head resting on his chest.

"Mmm...Mammon?" MC yawned as they woke up, not unused to him crawling into their bed at the middle of the night. They were, however, not used to him crying like this. "What's wrong?"

"It's nothin'," Mammon sniffled.

"Nightmare?" MC ran their fingers through his hair. He just nodded and moved to be closer to him. MC sighed and hugged him. "It's alright, you're safe now."

Mammon didn't say anything, not wanting to say that it was MC he needed to make sure was safe.

Leviathan

Levi tossed and turned before his eyes finally opened. He sat up from his tub and stared blankly ahead. His mind flashed back to the images of MC getting hurt. He grabbed his D.D.D. and hesitated. They wouldn't care if someone like him was scared. Still, he had to make sure they weren't hurt.

Levi: Are you wake?

MC: Yeah, what's up?

Levi: Nothing, just making sure you're okay.

There wasn't a response. He sighed and put his D.D.D. back to where it was charging. They responded to his initial text, so he knew that they were at least okay. Laying back down, Levi clung onto his blanket and turned to his side. He kept his eyes opened, every time he shut them, the nightmare came back.

A knock on the door sounded, but he didn't say anything, didn't even ask for a password. The door opened and he sat up to peer over the lip of his tub at who came in. His eyes widened at MC's form walking over. A blanket was wrapped around them.

"Scoot over," MC spoke and climbed into the tub. Levi opened his mouth to protest, feeling a harsh blush envelope his face. "You had a nightmare, I'm here to make sure you're the one that's okay. Now lay down."

Levi listened and laid down. His hands and arms twitched, wanting to hold onto MC, but not wanting to make them uncomfortable. As if they sensed his unease, MC shuffled closer to him and wrapped their own arms around him. He stiffened momentarily before relaxing into their embrace. His eyes fluttered close despite his racing heart. The images of his nightmare were long forgotten.

Satan

He woke up and threw the book on him off his chest. He looked around wildly, searching for whoever attacked MC in his dreams. His demons form seeped out in his rage. Then, he realized he was in his room. He stood there, his chest heaving up and down as he started to simmer down.

A knocked sounded on his door. With a sigh, Satan stepped over the book he threw and opened the door to see MC standing there with their eyebrows fitted together in concern.

"I heard a crash, is everything okay?" they explained their presence.

"Yes, sorry. I simply had a nightmare."

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1,940 notes - Posted January 9, 2022

#2

MC hugs him for the first time [Obey Me! Headcanons]

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Lucifer

Oh, what's this? He's a bit startled and hides his flustered state well at the sudden form of affection he had not yet seen from this human

If they hold on long enough, he'll slowly wrap his arms around them. It's a bit stiff at first before he melts into the embrace

He'll start to question the warmth he feels inside when MC hugs him, but dismisses it

"If you want to hug me again, you only need to ask."

Mammon

He freaks out and might actually push MC away from him

Oh shit, no wait. Hug him again, he'll pull MC back to hug him. If someone's nearby, he might push back again. He's not sure what he wants.

He does know that he likes what's happening, but doesn't ever want to admit.

"Wh-What do ya think you're doin' grabin' me like that, human?! No, wait, don't stop!"

Leviathan

What's happening?!!?!?!?! He's frozen to the spot, his face is burning up, his heart is racing, he thinks he's going to die.

His legs shake and might give out, MC better be ready to hold him up since he's going to collapse.

He'll try to say something, but all that really comes out are whimpers. He might actually die.

"Y-you can't just h-hug me like that! Give m-me some wa-warning!"

Satan

He'll blink in surprise before he slowly wraps his arms back around MC

It's like MC's a stray cat that had finally warmed up to him and he couldn't be happier.

He'll rub his hand up and down their back or run his hand through their hair, noting how this makes him feel a little less angry with the world.

"I'm glad you've finally warmed up to me, MC. Let's do this again?"

Asmodeus

He'll squeal when MC finally hugs him for the first time.

He'll immediately wrap his arms around them and squeeze them tightly as he jumps up and down with them.

He'll gush over how happy this makes him, realizing that his heart is doing something he hasn't really felt it done before.

"Oh MC! This is one of the best hugs I've ever received! Thank you so much, darling!"

Beelzebub

He'll pat MC's head and slowly wrap his arms around them too.

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1,948 notes - Posted January 9, 2022

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Barbatos, drunk and crying: I just want Lord Diavolo to be happy. His mother died and his father treated him horribly. It's my job to spoil him after I adopted him.

Lucifer: You didn't adopt him.

Barbatos: Yes I did. Here are the papers.

Lucifer: It's a drawing Diavolo made for you when he was a child.

Barbatos: That's when I decided he was my son.

2,483 notes - Posted February 25, 2022

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#5

Somehow I’m losing my mind over Raphael’s bedroom. The partially eaten GIGANTIC apple just hanging out, the books and papers on the floor, the not-quite-made bed with the dangle blanket. I don’t know what I expected of him but this was not it and yet I’m loving it.

159 notes - Posted November 7, 2022

#4

so we all have a dark sense of humor in this fandom right? if that's not you, scroll past this, it's not going to hit your funny bone. (spoiler warning for lesson 16!)

okay so the way we have anniversaries in the devildom, what if MC has yearly anniversaries of the day they died?

like hear me out. i like belphie now, but i also feel like it's my diavolo-given right to remind him he's a little shit on a regular basis.

the boys wake up one morning to MC laying in the foyer with a banner hung over them "HAPPY ONE YEAR SINCE I DIED DAY!" we give belphie a sparkly birthday-style hat that says "I'M AN ASSHOLE" and pin a lil badge to his chest that says "MURDERER" and he has to wear it all day.

"it's been one year since belphie murdered me mid-hug and laughed about it!"

"it's been two years since the day belphie strangled me to death and then cackled maniacally in the foyer over my corpse!"

"happy three years since he brutally slaughtered me and then dragged my body through the house like a cat showing off its kill!"

but i feel like we would have to text mammon first to warn/remind him of the holiday i don't wanna traumatize my first man.

227 notes - Posted November 9, 2022

#3

Crying About Season 2 Episode 3

Putting everything under cuts because I don't want to spoil for people who haven't seen it yet.

I CONTINUE TO INSIST MC BE ALLOWED TO ABSOLUTELY ENCOURAGE LEVI'S NERDING OUT. As someone somewhere on the neurodivergent spectrum, I hyperfixate and obsess and nerd out hard on shows and games too. And I know how much it hurts when your friends and family mock you or tune you out or walk away from your excitement. And I know how much it means when they listen and get excited too and even if they don't care or understand they're happy just to see you happy.

And every time in the game when Levi starts getting excited and we're forced to like, not care or shut him down? NO. NO I REFUSE.

Anyway, specifically in this episode, I will admit Simeon's entirely un-subtle escape made me cackle

Followed by Luke's misery crawl after both his dads abandoned him like that

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260 notes - Posted August 12, 2022

#2

Cold Hands

Lucifer x MC (gender neutral)

Fluff, hand holding, fall vibes

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It's a chilly night in the Devildom, the breeze cutting straight through your clothes. Lucifer beside you doesn't even twitch, the breeze ruffling his hair so prettily you can't help but wonder if he's using magic for that effect. Maybe it's his sin reflecting onto you, but you tense your muscles stubbornly and refuse the shiver that arcs along your spine.

He glimpses you from the corner of his eye, watching you clench your jaw against the chattering. You don't seem to realize how you're squeezing his fingers, your bare skin prickling in his grasp, the leather gloves denying you any shared heat. He could tease you, comment on your fragile human flesh, your trademark stubbornness in refusing to ask for his jacket.

Or he could unfurl his wings, stretch them wide and then let them settle in a way that just so happens to curl loosely around you and block the worst of the wind. "Oh, you don't mind, do you?" he drawls, a smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth. "The breeze feels pleasant on them." He slips his hand from your grasp long enough to pluck off his gloves and tuck them gently into his pockets, then entwines your fingers with his.

The heat from his hand seeps to your bones and up your arm. "Not at all," you reply, biting back your smile. You know he's caught your chills, and more than that, your attempt to hide them from him. "And your hands? Do you like the feel of the breeze on those, too?"

He lifts your hand in his so he can press his lips to the back of it. His gaze remains locked with yours as he lingers, the warmth of his breath on your skin erasing any memory of cold. "I prefer the feel of you."

312 notes - Posted October 6, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Sometimes I think about how the other sorcerers must get BIG MAD at MC because they're the first and only human to have a pact with all seven sins, all seven lords of hell.

They should be wealthy beyond understanding, have limitless power, be everything good boys and girls fear about deals with the devil.

And instead they only call upon the pacts for like, stupid shit.

"I heard they summoned Lucifer yesterday???" "Yeah, don't get excited. They didn't want to have to call the cable company to cancel service so they asked him to do it for them."

"Yo, the new kid used their pact to call Satan here! Who died? I didn't see any wild death tolls on the news--" "I saw on Instagram they went to Barnes & Noble and then a shelter to pet cats."

"Did you see they had Beelzebub here last night? And he looked pissed." "I have a friend who works at Olive Garden. Apparently he found the limit to the unlimited salad and breadsticks."

"Was I seeing things or was Asmodeus in town? With Solomon, I assume?" "Nah, with his apprentice." "Oh, were they trying to seduce their way--" "They were trying out those new nail polish robots at Target."

"Ugh, did they summon Mammon? Why??" "Apparently they couldn't reach some of the spell components on a top shelf and didn't want to go get the step stool."

"The new kid is outside with Leviathan, and they're standing real close talking animatedly. You don't think he's scouting ahead for the Navy, do you?" "Nope, walked by them earlier. They're playing Pokemon Go."

"I'm pretty sure that's Belphegor in the lounge near the fireplace." "Yep. Apparently the new kid likes to shove their bare feet under him while he naps, says he's 'the perfect temperature'."

5,496 notes - Posted October 18, 2022

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#mister wakui i would also really appreciate it if both michi and mikey survive this and this ends peacefully thanks 🤝🏾‼

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#5

pov : youre a hilichurl and this is the last thing you see before dying .

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#4

BRO IS MAJESTIC FR 💀‼

spica looks like one of those men out of the manhwa ngl 😭✋🏾

479 notes - Posted September 7, 2022

#3

HELP HE SAID HOSPITAL INSTEAD OF HOSPITALITY 😭✋🏾

yes a very reassuring statement from the great mammon 😉

490 notes - Posted August 5, 2022

#2

mammon in luci's outfit is doing things to me rn 😍‼️🤞🏾 .

623 notes - Posted October 4, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

THIS LEAK FOR DIAVOLOS BIRTHDAY CARD HAS ME RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES 🏃🏾‍♀️💨

I have never felt an attraction towards him which is crazy to me rn 🧍🏾‍♀️😭 .

917 notes - Posted September 17, 2022

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「 🐳 」 ohh my goodness i remember the wedding event so well because i kept on trying to coax my friend into playing obey me by showing her satan's bit with the storybook, hehe <3 mammon's proposal was super cute too, from what i recall.

and ... you have seen my posts because the reason why i even discovered your blog was because you gushed on one of mine beginning around a year or so ago (•́⌄•́๑)૭✧ since then, i've been checking up on your blog often since it's rare to find people in the obm fandom that i actually agree with and aren't insufferable and who don't get the treatment of my notorious and yet, agreeable, “so no bitches?”, attitude many have claimed to admire purely because i'm able to find a way where i make the other shut up with my swd veteran discount card without seeming like an asshole.

and oh my goodd i feel you with those intimacy levels so much sjdnfskjd i've never bought vip in obm in my life, so trying to grind for satan in particular is SO much more difficult than it needs to be but it's okay because he's like a stray cat that glued itself to its owner and you can't help but love it, even if he is distant and closed-off on some days.

i remember when the nowdateables FIRST came out to be available for the homescreen ... they skipped solomon's birthday a few days after it was implemented and yet, he still had his birthday dialogue. i was so sad for him that i agreed to keep him on my homescreen and working and farming levels for him out of love and pity </33

respectable intimacy levels, by the way! i wish the level for my diavolo was lower because i just couldn't stand him in season 4 and i felt as though it were a clap back to when s2 was first released and the first thing i thought when solomon showed us the dagger was, “please tell me that's for diavolo, i don't accept anyone else”. not to say that i hate him !! he's just ... euurrhrhhggg (/neu) to me, yk??

on the brighter side of season 4, we got hilarious hard mode lesson stories! one was of solomon acting hilariously catatonic, similar to a dementia patient, after sleeping all day when he researched all night, and it basically went

solomon: 🧍

raphael: 👁️ ⬜️⬜️

simeon: ??????

solomon was acting like an old man, simeon begged for help, but raphael went “i Do Not See, i'm busy staring at ... uh ... the wall”.

in the hard mode chapter for lesson 80, leviathan was summoned to the human realm by mc, who was with solomon, and since levi was dressed in a tsl outfit and wouldn't stop yelling in the middle of a train station, solomon went, “stfu rn you cringe ass” (reality: “okay, i get it. could you quiet down now?” and the reason why this is so funny was because he had the ( ^^;;) look before putting on a blank face once he heard levi's explanation and went 😑). eventually, he and mc took leviathan to a book signing for simeon's newest tsl edition. and i just ... ended up crying tbh because why the fuck did all of simeon's character development go into the HARD MODE CHAPTER OF LESSON 80???

it was so beautifully well done imo and simeon spoke very vulnerably about how he took up writing as a way to cope with the loss of lucifer and his brothers, and how he is now accepting of them and himself and i think that finally, after all of the avoidance lucifer has done in relation to the shared trauma he has with simeon (and due to simeon's ignorance of not entirely understanding their situation at the time), i think they'll be ready to finally confront each other so im crossing my fingers that s-lmare will not fuck this up like the obm fandom does everyday

anyways, super glad that you think back to what i mentioned about bird song and dolasach :,)) and hopefully, my new response will help you become inspired, too!

Honestly after seeing the Wedding Event's proposals I'm like... Well idk what's going to top this in terms of romance anymore? (and then Satan's 2021 bday UR showed up and murdered me with private proposal at the end sdfhgkjhg)

Definitely couldn't get over Mammon's proposal, but like... More because it's fun and cringey then thinking it's cute skhjdg can't believe he managed to get the Purgatory Boys to join him 😭

Also??? Insane??? And more than a year ago??? Nonnie you're killing me, who are you!! ;A; Also you've been lurking on my blog for that long?? I honestly think I'm pretty insufferable but I'm glad I didn't get that treatment from you >.<

Does VIP make it easier to level up the intimacy? Iirc it just doubles the XP you gain from doing dance battles and doubles the chances of getting drops from the Jobs but nothing about the intimacy...? Can't get RedxRed Apple Pies from the jobs anymore anyway, we get the stuff the side boys like + the stuff that I'm assuming will be for the newbies once they're dateable too

nkjkbfgb I guess that kind of adds to my theory that the devs don't really do any long term planning even when it comes to major decisions like that? Because I feel like they'd have celebrated Solomon's birthday with a proper event if they did since he was already an Intimacy Uppable character by then, even if it was like, a few days after...

shfjdfg Tbh I only have levels with Diavolo because he's one of the only Gluttony cards I've got... If it were up to me I really wouldn't have levels with him hkjdfg he's interesting as a character but I don't like him, personally. Same as you, I find him really annoying in S4 and like... Idk? He purposely says and does some of the most infuriating things both in main story and in events >.> I often think about how during the part in S2 where he tries to comfort MC after telling them about the effects + possible options for severing the ring, Dola would not let him anywhere near her and would never let him hug her the way he got to hug canon MC.

Like why would she find comfort in the guy who's caused her all this trouble?

And sdjhkgdhjfg Fuck S4 for leaving all that in hard mode?? After all the pointless bullshit we had to deal with, we get the good shit like Simeon opening up like that trapped in hard mode when it should've been in Lesson 80 itself? I think hard mode should be for bonus fleshing out snippets like sneak peeks into life at Purgatory Hall like the scene with them you described, and for bites of foreshadowing... Characterization like that being locked there is so :/

Tbh I'm not even going to try and hope for anything in S5 anymore lmao I'm going to keep my expectations to rock bottom so that I don't get burned like I did with S4. I genuinely thought that the reason why we had S3 be more on character development (or attempts at it, in some cases) was because we'd have something more plot heavy once we got S4, especially with everything they were dropping and hinting at with the Celestial Realm and with something major going on with Simeon. Plus I thought that MC being an official registered sorcerer would be of more interest than it did?

So idk. Solmare has the ability to write well, but will they actually do it should they decide to have Simeon and Lucifer have a proper conversation? Or will they let me down the same way they did with almost the entirety of S4?

And ofc!! I have nights when I just lay down and listen to the Spotify playlist you sent just thinking about Dola and planning things out >.< Insane really...

[luminari-mc]

Eternal Memento

☆ Mammon's Birthday Special ☆

Genre: Fluff

Pairing: GN!MC x Mammon

Word count: 1653

Summary: You surprise Mammon with a special and personal gift on a very special day.

Warnings: N/A

A/N: Writing angst for Mammon is nice... but fluff and love is definitely better. I wanted to write something cute for our first man's important day, because he deserves it. Happy birthday, Mammon!

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Five minutes left til the clock struck midnight. At this hour, all of the occupants of the House of Lamentation were expected to be in their rooms for the night- such were the rules which had been implemented by Lucifer for all who lived under these roofs, no matter whether they were demons, or human.

But tonight, you had decided to break that rule. After sneakily escaping the confines of your bedroom, you had managed to make your way upstairs, unbeknownst to the first-born, or any of the other demon brothers for that matter. How you hadn't encountered Beel on his usual night crusades to the kitchen, or walked on Levi taking advantage of the night to leave his room, was beyond you. But you couldn't be more thankful for it. Everything was going according to plan, and you weren't about to let anything or anyone ruin it.

You had arrived at your destination a couple minutes earlier, bouncing with impatience on your feet the more you kept looking at the minutes changing on the screen of your phone. The excitement overtaking you began to brighten your face with a smile, your eyes switching from the light under Mammon's door in front of you, to the darkness of the hallway you were standing in. With only a couple of minutes left to wait, the last thing you wanted was to be interrupted!

But just as a faint light appeared to grow closer and closer towards you from the shadows, your body instinctively tensed up. You kept your smile intact and your mouth shut, until the footsteps of Lucifer, holding a candle in his hand, came to a complete stop upon noticing your presence in the hallway. Just as he was about to reprimand you from breaking curfew, you immediately placed a finger upon your lips, a request the demon seemingly took note of as he simply arched an eyebrow at you. With a grin, you proudly showed him the small, gift-wrapped item in your hand. The wrapping, gold and sparkly, was kept into place by a thin ribbon of the same color

Lucifer's expression changed into one of content as his features relaxed. He nodded understandingly, before starting to walk again, exchanging hushed words of "Do not be loud. I'll let this one slide exceptionally." as he passed by you, before disappearing within the dark of the hallway once again.

Internally, you were grateful. Externally, you sighed out of relief.

Pressing the gift against your chest, you checked your phone once again. 10 seconds left. Your heart suddenly started beating like a hammer within you, and your thoughts were going at a hundred miles per hour. Nothing could ruin your plan now. Mammon was in his room, awake- you were in front of his door, with your gift, and you could only grow more and more excited for him to see it.

Downstairs, the clock echoed loudly. That was it. You advanced your hand towards the handle, stars practically shining in your eyes. Nobody could stop you now-

"IT'S MY--" The door opened without warning, revealing a grinning demon who, with his eyes closed in happiness, hadn't noticed you yet in front of him. Your body moved on instinct.

"Mammon!" You exclaimed, a smile wide on your face as you threw yourself towards him, your arms quickly locking themselves around his neck. Surprised to hear your voice, and even more to feel your body against him without warning, Mammon almost stumbled backwards, pulling you inside alongside him.

"Wh-Whaaat!? Huh- MC?! W-What are you doing here?!" The demon's cheeks burned red upon opening his eyes. "You can't just barge in my face like that! Seriously, you almost gave me a heart attack!"

Chuckling at his reaction, you reached for the door behind you to close it with your foot. Somewhere within the House of Lamentation, Lucifer groaned.

"I wanted to surprise you! Seems like it worked like a charm." Your teasing voice only increased the color of his cheeks even more, as a pout began to form upon his lips.

"S-Seriously, you can't just do that out of nowhere! At least learn to knock, will ya?" His unwavering gaze on you betrayed his frustrated tone. "Whatcha doin' here anyway? Aren't'cha supposed to be asleep?"

"And miss being the first to celebrate the special day of my favorite demon? No way."

Just as you let go of him, his expression softened at the reason of your presence in his room. "O-Oh... is that why you're here?"

You nodded, before taking his hand to guide him towards his couch. "I really wanted for the both of us to spend the entire day together, starting from the very first minute. Is that okay with you?" Despite your question, you knew Mammon enough to easily guess his answer.

"The- the entire day?" His eyes opened wider as he let you pull him at the center of the room, the words failing him. "Like- you mean- as in 24 hours together? J-Just you and me? You're serious?"

"Well, as far as I recall, there are still 24 hours within a day, right?" You teased before sitting on the couch and patting the seat next to you. "Only if you want to, though."

"Wh- really, I mean..." Mammon sat himself onto the couch slowly, his eyes drifting away from you. "If-If you really want it that much, I guess we could... spend the day together..."

You smiled at his reaction. So predictable. So adorable.

"Huh," he turned his face back towards you, or more precisely, towards the object you had placed in your lap, "What's that thing here? Is that...?"

You hummed, scooting closer to him so that your arms would touch. "Your gift for this year. I don't know if it's going to be enough, but I really wanted to give you something personal this time..."

You placed the wrapped-up gift in his hands. "I still hope you'll like it."

Mammon brought the gift closer to him as if to inspect it, the gold of the wrapping reflecting in his eyes. His thumb traced the rectangle shape of the item hidden within it, a cheap attempt at guessing what the gift was before even opening it. Sensing you intently staring at him though, the demon decided to properly discover his present by tearing the paper in half. He continued to rip pieces of it away, until the item was entirely uncovered in his hand.

"It's..." Mammon's mouth hung open, his eyes fixated on the framed picture he was holding. You placed your cheek against his shoulder.

"It's the first picture we took together. Well, more like the first one where our smiles were genuine." You wrapped your arm around his. "We weren't really comfortable around one another when we first met, huh? I mean, with me suddenly being pulled into a place I didn't even know existed, and you having to babysit me without even being able to say a word against it... It would be hard on anyone's nerves."

Mammon slid his arm behind your back as you continued. "Then one day, not long after we made our pact, we made a detour by the city and grabbed ice creams on our way home. I remember you wanted to brag about having finished classes early to the others, so you asked me to take a picture of us to post it on Devilgram later. So we raised our treats, smiled all teeth out, and it was done. Except that, in the end..."

"We forgot about posting it." Mammon said, his brow furrowing on his forehead. "I-I didn't know you had kept it, though."

"Well, there was something about it that made me just... want to keep it. I only thought about it later on during the day, but I realized there was something special about that picture." You tilted your head to look at him. "Want to know what it is?"

Wordless, or probably just too overwhelmed by the memories resurfacing in his mind, Mammon nodded. You put your finger next to his smiling face in the picture.

"Even after we took the picture, you kept on smiling." Your cheeks turned pink at the thought. "You kept on talking to me, and never once you stopped grinning. It was kind of contagious, I'm pretty sure I couldn't stop smiling too because of you. But it was nice. That was the first time where I thought that... maybe living with you guys might not be so bad."

Mammon examined the expressions on your framed past-selves. The picture looked like any other you two would take nowadays; smiling, enjoying the moment and the presence of one another. Except that, at the time, he was still denying his feelings, through and through. And yet in this picture, you had barely known each other for a couple of days, and you were smiling with the same intensity as you do to this day.

I really fell for you pretty quickly, huh...

"I feel kind of bad for forgetting about this." He admits, blushing. "But... I really like it. Thanks, MC. I'll treasure it forever."

Here were the words you were waiting for.

You opened your arms to invite him for a hug, a request which Mammon accepted on the spot as he leaned forward to embrace you, the framed picture still in his hand behind your back.

"So, I really got ya all to myself today?" He grinned. "Damn, it hasn't even been 20 minutes and this already feels like the best day ever."

You leaned yourself away before cupping his cheeks in your hands, your lips pressing against his in a way that only made him want even more. As Mammon placed down the picture on the glass table, and pulled you onto his lap, your thumb caressed his cheek affectionately.

"Happy birthday, my first man. Both in pact, and in smiles."

[fluffykitteninabox]

My reaction in that exact order:

[belphesnore]

idk what happed with this but happy birthday pride boy

[solomons-poison]

Solomon, you make me a little sad but I love you, buddy.

I was so suspicious of him in the beginning and hes still a little strange (but i suppose thats normal when you started with a normal human life expectancy and accidentally became immortal and now outlive most people you meet 😬) . But hes really grown on me and I liked seeing him acknowledge this painful part of an abnormally long life.

People write him in fics to be so mean but he does really come across as a sweetie (albeit a massive tease, i have no doubt). I hope we learn a little more about him and his past soon.

Screenshots from Solomon's 2021 birthday event! Happy birthday, Solomon the Wise!

[momokotuharumaki]

Awwwww! Luke, my precious little baby boy! You're such a sweet baby to Mamo! And Mamo, you're so sweet not to hurt my baby's feelings!

[rose-lord-of-simps]

omg i have a cute ass idea

stealing mammon away from his bday party to go on a picnic date with him :>

(im not sure exactly what feels right for this, the prompt just appeared in my head so wtv you feel like writting for it is dope (if ya feel like writting it ofc)) <33

My heart- 🥺 yes okay hold on-

I’m writing head cannons but this is so cute Squick-

Gender neutral reader!

Mammon’s brothers had prepared something for him.

There were a lot of jokes and gag gifts, his brothers did not miss an opportunity to tease him.

And Mammon was used to this, he was happy to have any kind of party.

But of course his favorite human had another plan for his birthday.

So while his brothers were making jokes about him and distracted, you quickly and quietly led mammon away and out the door.

“M-MC where are ya takin’ me? The party is supposed to be in there!”

“It’s a birthday surprise, just follow me.”

With a warm face Mammon put up little argument to follow you.

When you arrived to the closest thing in the devildom to a nice view that is in a relatively safe for humans environment, Mammon noticed the basket you were carrying.

“Human what are you-?”

“I made you a birthday picnic! I made sure to pack some spicier food because I know they’re your favorite, I have a Bluetooth speaker for music, and there is even a little cake, but first you have to help me put down the blanket.”

The blanket had a gold coin pattern on it.

Mammon almost wanted to cry.

The amount of thought you had put in was clear.

There were no gag gifts or jokes.

Just good food and his favorite being in existence.

“You made all this for me?”

“Of course I did! It’s your birthday, you deserve something special.”

Mammon wondered if this is what it felt like to have a heart so full.

When his brothers realized you both were missing they decided to let you be.

Mammon talked, a lot, as usual.

And he had no problems doing most of the talking.

Especially when it was talking to you.

His human who cared so much they actually planned a picnic for just the two of you.

[simping-hours-are-24-7]

I have been betrayed. how dare the devs do this to my husband. NO KISS NO NOTHING

[deathscythecrow]

Of Course, I will pick the bunny outfit!!! Happy Birthday to our cute and greedy tsundere, Mammon!!

[as-thicc-as-thieves]

*screaming*

[frestoniia]

Craig's first present was a simple but heartfelt one: a gentle brush of his hair away from his precious face and a pair of lips pressed lovingly to kiss. The kiss Mammon laid upon his sleeping boyfriend was gentle and sweet and filled to the brim with unbridled adoration. So warm, so appreciative — the second-born knew that Craig didn't expect much from the way he'd spoken of his birthday before, but he wouldn't let the day pass without there being a genuine display of celebration.

"Wake up, babe." Cooed the demon against his lover's ear. "We got breakfast made for ya! I can hear Satan and Levi wrestling Beel down, so ya gotta get your ass up!" He wiggled at the blond and snickered. "Unless ya want me t'stay here with ya and give ya an extra special birthday present first~"

Either way, he left another kiss and sighed. "Happy Birthday."

Birthday Asks || accepting

@xamassed / Mammon

     If Craig could choose to be woken up like this every morning instead of being jerked awake by his alarm, he would do so in a heartbeat. Despite still being fairly groggy, he couldn't help but smile warmly at the feeling of Mammon's lips pressed gently his skin. With how abrasive Mammon was normally, Craig felt privileged that he could experience the more tender, nurturing side to him.

" Mm... Good morning, Mammon. " Craig murmured lovingly into Mammon's ear, as he turned his head to kiss him softly in return. As much as he'd love to sleep in for a while longer ( or perhaps even let Mammon give him his extra special present, whatever that should entail ), he couldn't deny the idea of breakfast was quite tempting.

     That, and it would probably be unwise to keep everyone waiting for too long, especially if food was involved. Everyone knew that Beel’s restraint when it came to food was right near zero.

" Thanks, love. We'd better head downstairs before Beel inhales the entire dining room, eh? " he'd give a quiet laugh, as he slowly pulled himself into an upright position. Though it had been quite some time since he'd actually done anything for his birthday, Mammon and his brothers made it clear that the day would not go uncelebrated. And who was Craig to say no?

" Just gimme a minute to get dressed. Wouldn't do well to show up to my birthday breakfast looking like I just rolled out of bed, right? I just hope the others can hold Beel off in the meantime. "

[snowcandyz]

✨Masterlist🍭

Meowz's Masterlist

Fluff - 🍧 | Comfort - 🍫 | Hurt/Comfort - 🍰 | Angst - ☕ | Crack - 🍩 | General - 🍪 | Dark - 🍮 | ⭐ - Favourite

FLOMF FOR FRIENDS 💌 [🍧, 🍫]

HEADCANONS 💌

⭐ Random Obey Me! Headcanon: #1, #2, #3, #4 [🍧,🍩,☕]

⭐ OM!Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan and Satan when Innocent!You See Them Kill Someone [☕,🍮]

⭐ OM!Brothers' Cuddling Headcanon [🍧]

⭐ All Characters' Reaction to MC Who Likes to Poke Them [🍧,🍩]

⭐ The Brothers' + Side Characters' Reaction to MC Who Hides in Small Spaces During Argument [🍫]

⭐ The Brothers' and The Side Characters' Reaction to 'Satan is Kind' [🍩]

⭐ OM!Characters' Domestic Headcanon [🍧]

OM!Boys Making Lunchbox for MC [🍪]

OM!Mammon, Solomon and Simeon Comforting MC from Panic Attack [🍰]

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💌 ALL CHARACTERS 💌

Eternal Memories [🍧,☕]

-> Let’s take a walk down memory lane with all of the Obey Me’s characters!

The Letter Under the Shoes [☕,🍮]

-> MC felt responsible for what happened in Lesson 37.

Days With Your Lover [🍧,🍩]

-> Dating the seven Lords of Hell wasn’t easy; and it’s even harder when you add a member of the royal family, his butler, a sorcerer and an angel into the mix. Every day is filled with surprises and joy because you can't really guess what your boyfriends’ next moves are. So you’ve developed a schedule where everyone gets to spend the day with you. That way, all your beloved will get their chance to be alone with you. 

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"I can't lose you." "You already did." [☕]

Beautiful Love Story [☕]

→ No matter what happened, Lucifer will treasure these feelings.

⭐ Babysitting Series [🍧]

-> A special babysitting guide for Lucifer when his six troublemaker brothers were 'babyfied' by a powerful group of witches.

⭐ The Life of Royals (RoyaltyAU) [🍧,🍰,☕,🍩]

-> When you were seven, you held a fake wedding by the swings with a kid you met at a park. You never saw your childhood ‘spouse’ again after that day. Today you received a letter summoning you to a foreign country, where your wedding to the heir to the throne twenty years ago is seen as valid. -Prompt by @/writing-prompt-s

⭐ “Why are you wearing my sweater?” "Because it smells like you." [🍧]

⭐ Big Brother Mammon Taking Care of His Sick Family [🍧]

OM!Mammon is Secretly Great at Making Flower Crowns [🍪]

Kindness [🍧]

Mammon's Human [🍫,🍧]

-> You were bullied at RAD, and Mammon's here to the rescue.

The One That Got Away [☕]

-> 'In another life, I would make you stay; so I don’t have to say you were the one that got away’

⭐ Leviathan is very touchy [🍧,🍰]

OM!Leviathan's Dating Headcanon [🍧]

Strength [🍧]

A Different Side of Him [🍧]

→ Of all the days Levi had to report for duty, it had to be on his birthday.

Sleepy Thoughts [🍧]

My Idea [🍰]

-> How would Levi react when he discovered his idea was stolen? Inspired by OtakuFM Anime & Chill’s The House of Lamentation - Live Audio Drama (Episode 5)

The Rumours [🍮]

-> They said Leviathan is weak but is he really? They said the human exchange student is sweet and gentle, but are they really?

Melancholy of the Forgotten Brother [🍰,🍧]

-> Levi had always admired his eldest brother, but did Lucifer feel the same way? Inspired by OtakuFM Anime & Chill Episode 7’s Audio Drama.

OM!Satan When He's Tiny [🍪]

A Demon's Perception [🍪]

→ Satan has always been intrigued by what it is that makes a human so... special. What is humanity? Well, he's about to find out!

From Your Beloved [🍧]

→ It’s your birthday today! Read Satan’s letter wishing you a happy birthday!

Idiots in Love [🍧,🍰,🍩]

-> Satan loves you, but your oblivious reactions to his flirting frustrate him.

Fated Soulmates [🍧]

-> Satan woke up to find... a lost child in his room? This story is inspired by Satan's Birthday Event 2021 (towards the end of the locked lesson)

Taking a Break [🍫]

Good Night [🍧,🍫]

OM!Beelzebub's Dating Headcanon [🍧]

Bus Ride [🍧]

→ It's cold tonight, but fortunately for you, Beel is here to offer some warmth during this long bus ride.

The Reason Belphie Sleeps on His Brothers' Bed [🍧,🍰]

Love Them, Hate Them [☕]

→ Belphie loves humans, but Belphie also hates humans.

Forbidden Love [☕]

→ Diavolo has a reputation to hold, but it's killing him on the inside.

⭐ "Would you still love me if I was a rat?" [🍧,🍩]

⭐ “Darling I love you and all, but please step out of the kitchen.” [🍧,🍩]

⭐ “How was I such an idiot to believe that you, out of all people, could ever love me?” [☕]

⭐ Mysterious [🍧]

→ You can't help but be curious, who is Barbatos?

“You took all the pillows so I’m using you as one.” [🍧]

5 More Minutes [🍧]

Solomon's Cooking [🍧, ☕]

I Will Not Break My Promise [☕,🍰]

"You know, I think my parents would be proud if I brought you home." [🍧]

Admiration [🍧]

Soothing [🍫]

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